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Ottawans Outed - 1 In 5 Found To Be "Cheating Dirtbags Who Deserve No Discretion"

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Canada's capital city, Ottawa, is, as MSN reports, also it's most potentially adulterous. Around 1 in 5 of the population is registered on Ashley Madison - the recently hacked social network for married people looking for an affair. The hotbed of infidelity was also the seat of power: The top postal code for new members matched that of Parliament Hill, according to Avid Live chief executive Noel Biderman in a newspaper report published earlier this year.

As Reuters reports,

Canada's prim capital is suddenly focused more on the state of people's affairs than the affairs of the state.

 

One in five Ottawa residents allegedly subscribed to adulterers' website Ashley Madison, making one of the world's coldest capitals among the hottest for extra-marital hookups - and the most vulnerable to a breach of privacy after hackers targeted the site.

 

The hackers, who referred to customers as "cheating dirtbags who deserve no discretion," appear uninterested in blackmailing individual clients, unlike an organized crime outfit.

 

The website's Canadian parent, Avid Life Media, said it had since secured the site and was working with law enforcement agencies to trace those behind the attack.

 

"Everybody says Ottawa is a sleepy town and here we are with 200,000 people running around on each other," said municipal employee Jon Weaks, 27, as he took a break at an outdoor cafe near the nation's Parliament.

 

"I think a lot of people will be questioned tonight at dinner," added colleague Ali Cross, 28.

 

Some 189,810 Ashley Madison users were registered in Ottawa, a city with a population of about 883,000, making the capital No. 1 for philanderers in Canada and potentially the highest globally per capita, according to previously published figures from the Toronto-based company.

However, Canada may have bigger problems...

The hotbed of infidelity was also the seat of power: The top postal code for new members matched that of Parliament Hill, according to Avid Live chief executive Noel Biderman in a newspaper report published earlier this year.

 

Biderman said capital cities around the world typically top subscription rates, a phenomenon he chalks up to "power, fame and opportunity," along with the risk-taking personalities that find themselves in political cities.

 

The Ottawa mayor's office and city council either declined to comment or did not return emails.

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We suspect 'overweighting' Canadian divorce lawyers and 'undereweighting' Canadian hotels would be the optimum pair to profit from this...

 

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Wed, 07/22/2015 - 14:31 | 6342147 DutchBoy2015
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I think your last sentence makes the most sense.  Women are like some guys in that respect.    Funny thing, I had a one night stand with a Brit woman in Utrecht ,  after wild crazy sex, and I was getting dressed she said ''Do you think I am a slut?  Being nice, I said ''Of course not''.  Then she said ''Why not? I like being called a slut''

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 14:36 | 6342167 DutchBoy2015
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Another experience in a bar back in the USA when I lived there.  Me and a friend went into bar and there was a librarian looking type woman sitting at a table alone.  But she had that 'horny look'' if you know what I mean.  So we went down to sit with her. Without batting an eye she said ''I want to fuck both of you guys tonight and already have a room at the Ramada''.

 

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 14:36 | 6342168 DutchBoy2015
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Another experience in a bar back in the USA when I lived there.  Me and a friend went into bar and there was a librarian looking type woman sitting at a table alone.  But she had that 'horny look'' if you know what I mean.  So we went down to sit with her. Without batting an eye she said ''I want to fuck both of you guys tonight and already have a room at the Ramada''.

 

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 14:36 | 6342169 DutchBoy2015
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Another experience in a bar back in the USA when I lived there.  Me and a friend went into bar and there was a librarian looking type woman sitting at a table alone.  But she had that 'horny look'' if you know what I mean.  So we went down to sit with her. Without batting an eye she said ''I want to fuck both of you guys tonight and already have a room at the Ramada''.

 

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 14:57 | 6342261 Pareto
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beautiful thing right there uhh huh.

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 15:06 | 6342310 Meat Hammer
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Props on your sexual escapades, DutchBoy.  Sounds fun!  Hopefully it doesn't burn when you pee.

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 15:17 | 6342354 DutchBoy2015
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LOL, only had clap ONCE in life and that was in Okinawa in 1969.  Her name was Junko, a hostess in a teahouse . It was a bit embarrassing to stand in line at the dispensary , where they made all us GI's pull our pecker out and a drop on the slide and then say ''You got it''  turn left to next room,  bend over drop trow and a needle in each cheek.

Luckily I caught it quick.  Noticed a burning sensation when taking a piss near the landing gear of my aircraft (KC-135)

 

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 14:12 | 6342049 Bunga Bunga
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Seems to be the only reason to do business travel in person, when you can do everything online these days. Watch airlines after these hacks.

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 14:16 | 6342060 21centurydragon...
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1 in 5 in Ottawa capital of Canada on Ashley Madison. Come on get serious, this is a shake down scam. Biderman reaks Mossad blackmail. They are after specific individuals. 

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 14:15 | 6342063 Salzburg1756
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It's called pandering to the electorate. A win-win situation. Just ask your local politician.

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 14:22 | 6342104 22winmag
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Streetcorner hookers (and casino hookers and hotel bar hookers) who don't ask for full name and credit card are about to make a roaring comeback!

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 14:34 | 6342159 Laddie
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Jenji Kohan and the Jewish Hyper-Sexualization of Western Culture

In a similar vein, the Jewish writer and intellectual Chaim Bermant observed that “the Jews that came to dominate Hollywood” between them “did more to determine American attitudes and tastes than the churches or even the schools.” This is hardly surprising given that, as cultivation theory and social learning theory postulate, exposure to media content leads to increased sympathy for the values embedded in the content, as well as an increased propensity to regard the fictional portrayals as representations of reality.

Noting how right from Hollywood’s founding Jewish ethnic networking and nepotism quickly led to an industry completely dominated by Jews, Bermant wryly observed that “Hollywood, the place, as it was said, where ‘the son-in-law also rises’ was the last redoubt of nepotism, but nepotism was perhaps one of its saving virtues, for it indicated, if only at a crude level, that it was not wholly devoid of charity.”[5] Jewish family and ethnic networking played an inevitable role in Kohen’s ascent to eventually “helming” her own show. She recounts how:

As this critic’s remarks indicate, anything goes on OItNB — except anything deemed racist, pro-Christian, or anti-LGBT. Kohan’s own life, however, conforms to more traditional Jewish standards. She is married to freelance journalist Christopher Noxon, with whom she has three children. Kohan claims that it is her conventional domestic life that propels her into the darker corners of storytelling. She’s attracted to seedier material because, as she puts it, “This is my rebellion, this is my fun.” In an interview with Israeli newspaper Haaretz, she recalled how her desire to include a character named Yael character in Weeds was borne of the Jewish milieu within which she raised her children. “My children attend a Jewish school,” she said at the time. “I met a lot of Israeli mothers there, and the character of Yael is a tribute to those mothers. They’re so terrific. All the Israeli mothers I’ve met are terrific, and so is Meital. Yael is a character I constructed from all the mothers in our school. I always check where people are in relation to their Judaism.”

The net result of the Jewish engineered sexual revolution has, as Kevin MacDonald has noted, been the establishment of a society controlled by a Jewish “cognitive elite” who politically, economically and socially dominate “a growing mass of individuals who are intellectually incompetent, irresponsible as parents, prone to requiring public assistance, and prone to criminal behavior, psychiatric disorders, and substance abuse.”[12] Meanwhile, at the other end of the social spectrum, Jewish activists have recruited the most intellectually capable elements from within White populations and used them (through a Jewish-sanctioned public school curriculum and a perverted system of financial incentives) to harm communities of their own biological origin.

The tendency of Jewish subverters of Western culture (like Kohan) to not personally practice what they promote for their intended audience is striking. Another noteworthy exemplar of this tendency is the Jewish entrepreneur and “King of Infidelity” Noel Biderman, the founder and CEO of the company that operates a dating website named Ashley Madison which is designed to make it easy for married people to arrange adulterous affairs. The slogan of the company (which Biderman himself came up with) is: “Life is short. Have an affair.” While promoting infidelity (and profiting handsomely from it), Biderman himself says he is a happily married father of two and does not cheat. In an interview with the “A Current Affair” program in Australia, he admitted that if he found out his own wife was accessing his cheater’s site, “I would be devastated.”

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 14:39 | 6342189 The Delicate Genius
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Jews Boast of Owning Hollywood—But Slam Gentiles Who Say the Same

The all-out attack by the Jewish Supremacist “Anti-Defamation League” (ADL) on actor Gary Oldman for daring to mention that Jews run Hollywood has highlighted the fact that Jews can routinely boast about that fact—but if a Gentile says the same thing, they are attacked as “anti-Semites.”

Oldman (known for roles like Harry Potter’s Sirius Black and spy George Smiley in Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy), when asked in a recent Playboy interview about actor/producer Mel Gibson’s earlier remarks about Jews, said that “Mel Gibson is in a town that’s run by Jews and he said the wrong thing because he’s actually bitten the hand that I guess has fed him.”

For this “sin” Oldman was condemned by the ADL and immediately issued a grovelling apology, saying that he hoped his “heartfelt apology would be received as genuine as he intended it to be” and that he has “nothing against Jews.”

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http://newobserveronline.com/jews-boast-of-owning-hollywood-but-slam-gen...

To paraphrase Joel Stein: I don't care that Jews are running hollywood, as long as Abe Foxman et al. don't dare try to play the anti-Semite card when I SAY that they run it....

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 14:42 | 6342200 Laddie
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@The Delicate Genius

Who runs Hollywood? C'mon
Joel Stein, Los Angeles Times December 19, 2008

I have never been so upset by a poll in my life. Only 22% of Americans now believe "the movie and television industries are pretty much run by Jews," down from nearly 50% in 1964. The Anti-Defamation League, which released the poll results last month, sees in these numbers a victory against stereotyping. Actually, it just shows how dumb America has gotten. Jews totally run Hollywood.

I don't care if Americans think we're (Jews) running the news media, Hollywood, Wall Street or the government. I just care that we get to keep running them.

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 15:17 | 6342347 Meat Hammer
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Oldman's best role was Sid Vicious...just sayin'.

Joke time: A Jew walks into a bathroom to take a piss but finds that all of the urinals are occupied, so he goes into one of the stalls.  He looks down into the toilet and sees a massive turd-pile sitting in the bowl. Disgusted, he reaches down to flush the toilet but suddenly notices out of the corner of his eye something glimmering from the toilet.  He takes a closer look and sees a nice shiny quarter under the shit-pile.  He thinks to himself, "I may be a Jew but even I won't reach into a toilet full of shit for a quarter." So he then takes a quarter out of his pocket, flips it into the bowl, rolls up his sleeve and thinks, "But for 50 cents....."

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 15:00 | 6342281 Lumberjack
Wed, 07/22/2015 - 14:39 | 6342180 The Delicate Genius
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d'oh!

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 14:43 | 6342203 DutchBoy2015
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Alex Jonestein says 'Arabs control Hollywood'''    LOL

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 14:59 | 6342274 sagitarius
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I am Slavic nationality, Ruthenian.

I do not like jews and am ready to tell it anywhere anybdy.

They killed more, than 100 Million people predominantly Slavs, during their experiment with Jewish-Marxistic revolution.

How do they want to hide 100 Million dead?

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 15:02 | 6342295 DutchBoy2015
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100 million to them is just insects.   now 6 million is their favourite number

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 15:03 | 6342299 DutchBoy2015
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Are you talking about THIS?????  not 100 million but about 10 million

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cX8i-QriYIU

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 15:14 | 6342338 DutchBoy2015
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They have the same thing in mind now,  using Big Pharma and Monsanto.   A very slow culling.

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 15:14 | 6342339 DutchBoy2015
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They have the same thing in mind now,  using Big Pharma and Monsanto.   A very slow culling.

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 15:14 | 6342340 DutchBoy2015
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They have the same thing in mind now,  using Big Pharma and Monsanto.   A very slow culling.

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 15:23 | 6342370 falconflight
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I don't know, go ask your Jesuit schooled Georgian, a/k/a Joseph Stalin.

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 14:52 | 6342237 DutchBoy2015
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My favourite line I hear from a woman after she picks you up for a one night stand ,(you might think you picked her up but its in fact the opposite).

''I haven't done this for a long , long time''.

Sureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hahaha

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 15:16 | 6342350 Bastiat
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The "tell" is whether she looks at her watch before saying that.

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 14:58 | 6342268 Lysander_Spooner
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So the politicians in Ottawa not only Lie they Cheat too ? wow thats a huge revelation 

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 15:21 | 6342363 DutchBoy2015
Wed, 07/22/2015 - 15:23 | 6342369 Able Ape
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Rather than cheat ask your wife if she would like to go to a swingers club for dinner and to a take a look about.  Extra marital sexuality is then open and on the table for discussion.  It does work!  wink, wink....

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 15:27 | 6342390 DutchBoy2015
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The club I went to in Germany had some old woman walking around with boxes of condoms offering them to people.  I think she just enjoyed the conviviality because I don't know anyone who would fuck her.  

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 15:31 | 6342411 DutchBoy2015
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Actually an evening at that club was not that expensive.  They open at 5 pm and close the doors at 2 AM.

80 euros for a couple and single women get in free and single men have to pay 120 euros.  But it includes all drinks, dinner (great buffet) , fantastic indoor pool, saunas, steam bath etc.   NO pressure on anyone to have sex.

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 15:31 | 6342412 DutchBoy2015
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Actually an evening at that club was not that expensive.  They open at 5 pm and close the doors at 2 AM.

80 euros for a couple and single women get in free and single men have to pay 120 euros.  But it includes all drinks, dinner (great buffet) , fantastic indoor pool, saunas, steam bath etc.   NO pressure on anyone to have sex.

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 15:38 | 6342446 DutchBoy2015
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Some people would say ''that takes all the fun out of it, some people like a bit of danger;;

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 15:32 | 6342421 HamRove
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100% Secure = 60% of the time, it works EVERY time! 

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 15:35 | 6342435 Gothic Optimism
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We Canadians often cite the phrase, "Your Tax dollars at work." <snort>

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 15:37 | 6342443 Rusputin
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This is a publicity stunt to promote the website.

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 15:48 | 6342471 atomicwasted
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This number is so gleefully absurd that it does prove one thing - just like any "dating" site of any kind, most of the purported "members" are made up out of whole cloth.

 

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 15:49 | 6342476 rwe2late
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 Somewhat surprising that so many at ZH

have so little regard for any rights of individuals to privacy.

Many appear to endorse spying and privacy intrusion

to gather information about individual sexual behavior,

especially when (supposedly) the spying was not done by government,

though government will then assuredly have access.

 

No doubt many corporations will be pleased to find implicit support for

any intrusions they may make into individual credit cards, spending habits,

medical records, etc. in furtherance of their desired aims.

 

And government, certainly, will be emboldened by the dissonance

shown between those professed beliefs concerning individual privacy

and the yet eager willingness to suppress the private behavior of others. .

 

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 15:53 | 6342489 falak pema
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Ottawa is the modern day Margilan, city on the ancient silk route in Ferghana valley; where marriage was no longer a vow but just a temporary contract like a job in Walmart. A Temporary job

According to custom in Margilan, in they year 1270, when the Mongols ruled and the silk trade to West exploded--around the time when the Polo family made their SECOND visit to Peking, this time with son Marco-- the going rule in Margilan was that if a man were absent on business for more than a certain time : 90 days, he had no claim on the matrimonial duty of his wife. Given wife, who ruled the roost in husband's absence, had the right to find a new husband if travelling husband were absent for more than the customary period. Such was tribal law! 

Needless to say the women who guarded the home had many lovers and passing job workers who helped keep the property well tended. The vagrant husband obviously was like the perennial sailor : with a wife in each port! 

Now we get the feeling that Ottawa and modern America are moving to a similar situation, thanks to the ubiquitous Internet (apart from the pesky hackers).

Welcome to the new silk route America! 

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 15:56 | 6342501 giggler321
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Now I know why Canadians are always pictured smiling.   On the other hand, having a population of 5 means the 1 in 5 is dateless.

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 20:30 | 6343509 northern vigor
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Canadians are a polite people. After sex I thank her and she always replies...'No...thaaank-you".

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 16:34 | 6342654 DutchBoy2015
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So the moral of the story is.   If you are a guy,  stay single but buy a wedding ring and say you are married.  You will get loads of pussy and still come home to your pad with no hassles.

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 16:39 | 6342675 Playtime's Over
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Dudley Screw Right, mounted Po Po

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 16:56 | 6342735 steelrules
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Not surprising, Ottawa if full of douchebag bureaucrats and politicians, but I am surprised it's only 20%

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 17:17 | 6342794 Dixie Flatline
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Just wait till the Great White Throne Judgement reprobates.  All will be laid bare.

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 17:41 | 6342877 dojufitz
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Is Bruce Jenner on there?

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 20:04 | 6343442 silverer
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Twice.

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 21:35 | 6343748 Robert of Ottawa
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Did he date himself? I certainly suspect he had sex with himself.

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 19:08 | 6343239 kchrisc
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If they aren't doing it to me or mine without permission, I don't care.

I'll worry about the tyranny occupying the land.

Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission..

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 19:25 | 6343298 Phoenix901210
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Gotta say I really support the hackers.

Did you know that 1 in 10 men are fathering children whom they think is their own but aren't?

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 20:04 | 6343440 silverer
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Cities or suburbs?

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 20:58 | 6343614 razorthin
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I heard Hull is where the real whores are.

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 21:33 | 6343739 Robert of Ottawa
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The top postal code for new members matched that of Parliament Hill

To paraphrase a former Prime Minister, Pierre Trudeau:

"The nation has no business in the bedrooms of the government".

Thu, 07/23/2015 - 02:43 | 6344373 Tarshatha
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politicians and gov employees with no moral compass....

big surprise.

 

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