The Ashley Madison Data Breach Explained

Tyler Durden's picture

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Rainman's picture

Mine looks like door # 2 even though I don't cheat.

The Phu's picture

The artist forgot the class action atty's who are optimistic of a looming gold mine, but I suspect the real winners will be the bankruptcy atty's...  they're shitting gold bricks they're so happy

HonkyShogun's picture
HonkyShogun (not verified) The Phu Jul 23, 2015 3:16 PM

Good thing I was smart and used the psuedonym "Dick Hertz"

kaiserhoff's picture

The English speaking world makes far too big a deal out of sex.  Drives up the price.  Creates guilt and angst..., over what?

The rest of the world is less nuerotic on that aspect of life.

HonkyShogun's picture
HonkyShogun (not verified) kaiserhoff Jul 23, 2015 3:24 PM

Then don't teach them English if it's going to be a problem.

kaiserhoff's picture

Ask any military guy what happens after his "oh so attentive" Asian wife catches on to the System;)

johngaltfla's picture

I just want to review the list to see if any of my hot former ex-girlfriends from 20+ years ago made the cut.


MarsInScorpio's picture

I thought I was posting this the first time here, but it ended up at the bottom of the coments - where it will die in darkness. Here are very stats on adultry / infidelity:


Source: Associated Press, Journal of Marital and Family Therapy Research Date: April 8th, 2015 Questions: What percent of married couples cheat on each other ? Statistics on cheating marriage infidelity ? What percent of men cheat in a relationship? What percentage of women have affairs? What percent of husbands cheat on their wives? What is the top reasons given for cheating?


Percent of marriages where one or both spouses admit to infidelity, either physical or emotional

41 %


Percent of men who admit to committing infidelity in any relationship they’ve had

57 %


Percentage of women who admit to committing infidelity in any relationship they’ve had

54 %


Percent of married men who have strayed at least once during their married lives

22 %


Percent of married women who have strayed at least once during their married lives

14 %


Percentage of men and women who admit to having an affair with a co-worker

36 %


Percentage of men and women who admit to infidelity on business trips



Percentage of men and women who admit to infidelity with a brother-in-law or sister-in-law

17 %


Average length of an affair

2 years


Percentage of marriages that last after an affair has been admitted to or discovered

31 %


Percentage of men who say they would have an affair if they knew they would never get caught

74 %


Percentage of women who say they would have an affair if they knew they would never get caught

68 %


Percent of children who are the product of infidelity

2.5 %


Occams_Chainsaw's picture

Thank goodness they only questioned humans.  My secret is safe.

defender1be's picture

Those stats have zero value so the better die in darkness, the depend on the honesty of the people questiond and women are the best liars.

Some dna research put the amount of childeren being of an other man than the father around 25%, thats the amount of childeren, not the amount of women that had childeren from another man.

So the percentage of women having a child of another man are bigger.

And think about this.

The women KNOWS that the child is not from her husband, but every day, for the rest of her life she will look her man in the eyes and talk about "there" child as if it is his. Not many man are capable of this, for women, no problem because the don't have honor like a man.

Its very rare that a women will confess out of her own, its always in a medical situation or somthing comparable where some test reveals the lie.

So don't come with some bullshit survey to prove that man are bigger cheaters than women, women are the biggest and best liars.

So only cold hard scientific evidence counts, not the resuts of some survey that depend on the honesty of the most manipulitive creatures on the planet.

Tall Tom's picture

Even "Scientific" statistical sampling, using forensic physical samplings, can be, and often is, BIASED, according to a corrupt scientist's whim...AS THEY ARE ALSO MANIPULATIVE, or are employed by manipulative Public Relations firms, in order to push a Political agenda.  


Many scientitists are NOT ABOVE THE REPROACH of any other human. They can prove out to be amongst the most dishonest and corrupt when monetary compensation is a factor. The whole Global Warming BULLSHIT is based upon dishonest scientists as FlakFRAU, a woman here, who poses as a man, even being dishonest about her gender.


The Sample group can be chosen from locations of "known disrepute", for instance., when conducting the DNA sampling.


So do not come out with some bullshit scocial "Scientific" survey to prove, or, disprove anything.


Sociology is not a hard science.


Come out, CUNT FlakFRAU, wherever you are, you fucking CUNT lurker.


You will have some support from the socialist above.

defender1be's picture

Its stil more reliable than a stupid survey. And considering how society and the politic correct system always try to put women as little honest faithfull angels that are the victum of the bad cheating man.

Than i think that if the Scientific research is biased than it wil be in favor of the woman.

Dick Gazinia's picture

I am 49 years old. I had a 25 year old girlfriend move in last year then within a few months she informed me she was pregnant. I informed her that I had a vasectomy a decade earlier.  I moved her out the next day.

Ghordius's picture

and that is the reason why female infidelity is a different thing from male infidelity. mater semper certa est

Luck Dragon's picture

Maybe you should reconsider your life decisions. You are attracted to cheaters, and they are attracted to you. You let someone move in with you without even telling them that you've had a vasectomy, two pretty big things. You're almost 50 yet are attracted to someone 25, how could you possibly have an intellectual relationship with that?


I think you've been dick-napped. Your dick kidnapped you when he saw young pretty eggs.


Maybe pursue virtue next time?

11b40's picture

Dick Hertz.  You got a credit card with that name on it, along with a fake billing address?

toady's picture

My fake ID has a address, voicemail, and it's all verifiable. It's not that hard if you try.

thunderchief's picture

Oh for Christs sake everyone...

At the end of the day, when everything is settled, and all the money and heartbreak goes its seperate ways, isn't this whole thing about just one thing...

Milf Hunting???

Get over it and move on folks, nothing to see here...

zorba THE GREEK's picture

Last week, I came home from work early and caught my wife in bed with the plumber.

I yelled at her: "How can you sleep with the plumber, when we owe the electrician

so much?"

Dr. Engali's picture

I'll bet there's some good angry sex for a young buck to capitalize on that comes along with those ex spouses too. Sometimes I wonder about this whole married with children thing. Maybe I should start up a web site.

Hugh G Rection's picture

I'm starting a dating site down south so don't steal my idea.

booboo's picture

The northern blue bloods have you beat and they didn't have to start a website, they meet on the Hamptons in the summer.

Jafo's picture

The definition of confusion is Fathers Day in the Hamptons.

kaiserhoff's picture

Probably.  Howsabout kissincousinsbangbang?

i_call_you_my_base's picture

Allow me to help:

"My boss asked me to open an account for him and I didn't want to risk my job and our great life together, so I did."

Salzburg1756's picture

I'm still not over yesterday's brunette with the beautiful finger...and face.

Dr. Engali's picture

You crushing on Caitlyn and her man hands bro?

knukles's picture

He especially likes her big feet.

kaiserhoff's picture

Something about a men's size 12 high heel, just ain't natural.

knukles's picture

Uh, as in dead give-away ... in case you didn't notice the Adam's apple.   Or the 6 o'clock shadow.  Or the R Lee Ermy voice. 

defender1be's picture

Its always the man thats the bad guy. I would love to see a manditory parental dna test on all childeren that have a registerd father, i would put good money on it that more than 30% are not the father.

dogbreath's picture

I would bet there are more cheating women than men.

centerline's picture

I read somewhere (too lazy to look it up) that this is actually true. 

Consuelo's picture

Best friend admonished me decades ago that: "Hey, let me tell you something - they're Worse than guys"...

armageddon addahere's picture

"I would bet there are more cheating women than men."


So who are they cheating with? If you are right a few sneaky guys are drowning in pussy.

stewie's picture

Yeah unfortunately for the average guy, that's the case, everywhere!

EscapeKey's picture

afaik, it's about 10% of the general population - when broken down:

1-2% amongst the wealty

5-10% amongst the middle classes

and 10-30% amongst people considered working class.


from an evolutionary perspective, that makes sense too. it sucks if you're a low-income man, however.

FuzzyDunlop21's picture

I work with sequenced DNA on many projects, sometimes from nuclear families. Cases of non-paternity are between 10 and 20%

11b40's picture

I have a nephew who is about to get over 15K in child support back from the state of GA.

He was named as the father by a girl he did sleep with, and the court ordered child support witheld from his paycheck, although he denied it was his child.  He was only 19 and didn't have the means to contest it at the time.  He finally had paternity test done.  Oops!  

I do feel very sorry for the child, who now is fatherless.  He never bonded with her, as he always denied she was his, but the mother led her to believe he was her father.

WillyGroper's picture

That is a despicable excuse of a mother.

Meat Hammer's picture

Ever heard the term "condom wiper"? A friend of mine told me about a co-worker who caught some chick that he had just banged sticking her finger in a used rubber that he had tossed in the trash just after they fucked (stupid bitch didn't lock the bathroom door and was in there way too long so he checked to see if she was ok). She was about to take some of his jizz and auto-artificially-insemenate. 

Always, ALWAYS, flush that shit down the toilet. 


Miffed Microbiologist's picture

I am beginning to realize I was damn lucky to have met my husband at 16. We both have had no other partners and have been together 38 years. I can't say it was all blissful. When you marry at 22, there are numerous challenges. Fortunately we stuck together, didn't give up and grew together instead of apart.

I am not really sure why people have affairs. Is it just an impulsive decision or do they really think it will give them something they seem to be lacking? If you really loved someone at one point, isn't it possible to fix the relationship? If it is too far gone wouldn't it be better just to end it? At least, if there are no kids involved. It just seems to me adding an affair to an already bad relationship just seems to complicate things beyond hope.


Cloud9.5's picture

It's not the guy who made the five minute contribution that is your Pop.  Its the guy who changed your diapers, picked you up when you fell and paid the bills.  He's the Pop.