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Mine looks like door # 2 even though I don't cheat.
The artist forgot the class action atty's who are optimistic of a looming gold mine, but I suspect the real winners will be the bankruptcy atty's... they're shitting gold bricks they're so happy
Good thing I was smart and used the psuedonym "Dick Hertz"
The English speaking world makes far too big a deal out of sex. Drives up the price. Creates guilt and angst..., over what?
The rest of the world is less nuerotic on that aspect of life.
Then don't teach them English if it's going to be a problem.
Ask any military guy what happens after his "oh so attentive" Asian wife catches on to the System;)
I just want to review the list to see if any of my hot former ex-girlfriends from 20+ years ago made the cut.
I thought I was posting this the first time here, but it ended up at the bottom of the coments - where it will die in darkness. Here are very stats on adultry / infidelity:
Source: Associated Press, Journal of Marital and Family Therapy Research Date: April 8th, 2015 Questions: What percent of married couples cheat on each other ? Statistics on cheating marriage infidelity ? What percent of men cheat in a relationship? What percentage of women have affairs? What percent of husbands cheat on their wives? What is the top reasons given for cheating?
Percent of marriages where one or both spouses admit to infidelity, either physical or emotional
41 %
Percent of men who admit to committing infidelity in any relationship they’ve had
57 %
Percentage of women who admit to committing infidelity in any relationship they’ve had
54 %
Percent of married men who have strayed at least once during their married lives
22 %
Percent of married women who have strayed at least once during their married lives
14 %
Percentage of men and women who admit to having an affair with a co-worker
36 %
Percentage of men and women who admit to infidelity on business trips
35%
Percentage of men and women who admit to infidelity with a brother-in-law or sister-in-law
17 %
Average length of an affair
2 years
Percentage of marriages that last after an affair has been admitted to or discovered
31 %
Percentage of men who say they would have an affair if they knew they would never get caught
74 %
Percentage of women who say they would have an affair if they knew they would never get caught
68 %
Percent of children who are the product of infidelity
2.5 %
Emotional Infidelity?
http://content.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1859513_1...
Thank goodness they only questioned humans. My secret is safe.
Those stats have zero value so the better die in darkness, the depend on the honesty of the people questiond and women are the best liars.
Some dna research put the amount of childeren being of an other man than the father around 25%, thats the amount of childeren, not the amount of women that had childeren from another man.
So the percentage of women having a child of another man are bigger.
And think about this.
The women KNOWS that the child is not from her husband, but every day, for the rest of her life she will look her man in the eyes and talk about "there" child as if it is his. Not many man are capable of this, for women, no problem because the don't have honor like a man.
Its very rare that a women will confess out of her own, its always in a medical situation or somthing comparable where some test reveals the lie.
So don't come with some bullshit survey to prove that man are bigger cheaters than women, women are the biggest and best liars.
So only cold hard scientific evidence counts, not the resuts of some survey that depend on the honesty of the most manipulitive creatures on the planet.
Even "Scientific" statistical sampling, using forensic physical samplings, can be, and often is, BIASED, according to a corrupt scientist's whim...AS THEY ARE ALSO MANIPULATIVE, or are employed by manipulative Public Relations firms, in order to push a Political agenda.
Many scientitists are NOT ABOVE THE REPROACH of any other human. They can prove out to be amongst the most dishonest and corrupt when monetary compensation is a factor. The whole Global Warming BULLSHIT is based upon dishonest scientists as FlakFRAU, a woman here, who poses as a man, even being dishonest about her gender.
The Sample group can be chosen from locations of "known disrepute", for instance., when conducting the DNA sampling.
So do not come out with some bullshit scocial "Scientific" survey to prove, or, disprove anything.
Sociology is not a hard science.
Come out, CUNT FlakFRAU, wherever you are, you fucking CUNT lurker.
You will have some support from the socialist above.
Its stil more reliable than a stupid survey. And considering how society and the politic correct system always try to put women as little honest faithfull angels that are the victum of the bad cheating man.
Than i think that if the Scientific research is biased than it wil be in favor of the woman.
I am 49 years old. I had a 25 year old girlfriend move in last year then within a few months she informed me she was pregnant. I informed her that I had a vasectomy a decade earlier. I moved her out the next day.
and that is the reason why female infidelity is a different thing from male infidelity. mater semper certa est
Maybe you should reconsider your life decisions. You are attracted to cheaters, and they are attracted to you. You let someone move in with you without even telling them that you've had a vasectomy, two pretty big things. You're almost 50 yet are attracted to someone 25, how could you possibly have an intellectual relationship with that?
I think you've been dick-napped. Your dick kidnapped you when he saw young pretty eggs.
Maybe pursue virtue next time?
+1000
Dick Hertz. You got a credit card with that name on it, along with a fake billing address?
My fake ID has a address, voicemail, and it's all verifiable. It's not that hard if you try.
Oh for Christs sake everyone...
At the end of the day, when everything is settled, and all the money and heartbreak goes its seperate ways, isn't this whole thing about just one thing...
Milf Hunting???
Get over it and move on folks, nothing to see here...
Last week, I came home from work early and caught my wife in bed with the plumber.
I yelled at her: "How can you sleep with the plumber, when we owe the electrician
so much?"
I'll bet there's some good angry sex for a young buck to capitalize on that comes along with those ex spouses too. Sometimes I wonder about this whole married with children thing. Maybe I should start up a web site.
I'm starting a dating site down south so don't steal my idea.
incestry.com
The northern blue bloods have you beat and they didn't have to start a website, they meet on the Hamptons in the summer.
The definition of confusion is Fathers Day in the Hamptons.
Was "cousins.com" taken?
Probably. Howsabout kissincousinsbangbang?
Allow me to help:
"My boss asked me to open an account for him and I didn't want to risk my job and our great life together, so I did."
I'm still not over yesterday's brunette with the beautiful finger...and face.
You crushing on Caitlyn and her man hands bro?
He especially likes her big feet.
Something about a men's size 12 high heel, just ain't natural.
Uh, as in dead give-away ... in case you didn't notice the Adam's apple. Or the 6 o'clock shadow. Or the R Lee Ermy voice.
Its always the man thats the bad guy. I would love to see a manditory parental dna test on all childeren that have a registerd father, i would put good money on it that more than 30% are not the father.
I would bet there are more cheating women than men.
I read somewhere (too lazy to look it up) that this is actually true.
Best friend admonished me decades ago that: "Hey, let me tell you something - they're Worse than guys"...
"I would bet there are more cheating women than men."
So who are they cheating with? If you are right a few sneaky guys are drowning in pussy.
Yeah unfortunately for the average guy, that's the case, everywhere!
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afaik, it's about 10% of the general population - when broken down:
1-2% amongst the wealty
5-10% amongst the middle classes
and 10-30% amongst people considered working class.
from an evolutionary perspective, that makes sense too. it sucks if you're a low-income man, however.
The world's first hedge.
I work with sequenced DNA on many projects, sometimes from nuclear families. Cases of non-paternity are between 10 and 20%
I have a nephew who is about to get over 15K in child support back from the state of GA.
He was named as the father by a girl he did sleep with, and the court ordered child support witheld from his paycheck, although he denied it was his child. He was only 19 and didn't have the means to contest it at the time. He finally had paternity test done. Oops!
I do feel very sorry for the child, who now is fatherless. He never bonded with her, as he always denied she was his, but the mother led her to believe he was her father.
That is a despicable excuse of a mother.
Ever heard the term "condom wiper"? A friend of mine told me about a co-worker who caught some chick that he had just banged sticking her finger in a used rubber that he had tossed in the trash just after they fucked (stupid bitch didn't lock the bathroom door and was in there way too long so he checked to see if she was ok). She was about to take some of his jizz and auto-artificially-insemenate.
Always, ALWAYS, flush that shit down the toilet.
I am beginning to realize I was damn lucky to have met my husband at 16. We both have had no other partners and have been together 38 years. I can't say it was all blissful. When you marry at 22, there are numerous challenges. Fortunately we stuck together, didn't give up and grew together instead of apart.
I am not really sure why people have affairs. Is it just an impulsive decision or do they really think it will give them something they seem to be lacking? If you really loved someone at one point, isn't it possible to fix the relationship? If it is too far gone wouldn't it be better just to end it? At least, if there are no kids involved. It just seems to me adding an affair to an already bad relationship just seems to complicate things beyond hope.
Miffed
Dup
dup
It's not the guy who made the five minute contribution that is your Pop. Its the guy who changed your diapers, picked you up when you fell and paid the bills. He's the Pop.
It takes two to tango....unless your date is Rosy...Rosy palm..dont knock
masturbation..its having sex with someone you love....
Best part about masturbation...my hand NEVER has a headache.
Carpal tunnel, though, does not a tunnel of love make.
Rarely happens in both hands!
And it always makes me a sandwich. My hand, not yours...that would be weird.
LOL
Pepe lea pu, is not looking 4 u.
I do, from time to time, look down after showring, and say 'I love you'. That sentence right there, is actually quite complicated. Love is complicated.
37 million men contribution 20.00 to a fund to bounty hunt this individual(s) and go mideival on them and their families.
Nows that's a reality show.
I'm not i victum of this but i would stil give 100€ for that, but leave the families alone.
Sure. Send me 0.2 BTC to my bitcoin address and I'll get right on it by putting it on the priority list of things to do. Statisfaction guarenteed just like Ashley Madison. Just send 0.2 BTC to the address below and I'll get looking right away.
1JdRM74wtrBDZbu8n2aUPP3bLrCtEFFuM8
I was thinking the same thing.
Here is my BTC address: 1LgUTNs6w3mZHdMHyPdCRNtCQtvofa896c
I will "go mideival on them"..... <------------------- whatever the hell that means.
Dude is such a douche
LOL iknorite.
It's a good idea for a scam though. Mail out to the idiots caught in the database claiming to find the guy and the picture will be revealed if they each buy a piece...OMG...do it like a 1 million pixel website where each 0.2 reveals a bit of the picture. At the end of 37 million pieces bought the pixels sort themselves out into a picture of bag of rocks or something. Remember that when people are 'horny', 'angry', or 'horny and angry'. You can rob them blind for their lack of self control.
I like that British guys suggestion, make it 0.5 BTC, these suckers have money. They like paying for fantasies and being lied to. More than likely though it'll produce reams of knock off sites in a week and no one will make it to 37 million buy ins. It would be like counting to 10 on 4chan.
Percentage of woman who cheated during their marriage based upon the number of pre-marital partners in her lifetime:
Statistic Verification
Source: NORC General Social Survey
Research Date: 7.8.2014
Female Infidelity Based on Number of Premarital Sex Partners
Number of Pre-Marital Partners
Percent Who Cheated Once Married2
10.4%3
14.9%4
17.7%5
21.6%6-10
26.0%11-20
36.7%21+
46.8%And here is your answer. Cock meat size. If a woman is stepping out on you, it's because you've got a small cock and can't use it properly. Protip: foreplay or have a big cock or both.
http://www.medicaldaily.com/what-women-want-penis-size-matters-one-night...
How cum there aren't scientific studies of floppy vaginas? Don't men like nice neat tight twats? Who wants some old wrinkled up flapping lips giant manhole?
Doesn't matter, a bigger foot will fill any sock comfortably in the dark.
Here's a similar survey saying the same thing about size. It's actually all about the appearance of the penis and the pubic hair.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/the-filter/11755462/Why-your-penis-size-d...
Because every paying customer was a man, I'm sure. Women are innocent little snowflake princesses that would never ever cheat on their husband or boyfriend.
But I like the idea of a crowdsourced fund and the subsequent reality show.
Of course every paying customer was a man, its simple fuckonomics.
Women get in free = more women = more men willing to pay to get in.
Every sucessful nightclub owner knows that.
Herbert Anchovy presents: Blackmail
Dup
That middle mug bears a striking resemblance to Hillary - on a good day.
Bullish. Make sure to buy your call's on ULDL (Ultra Long Divorce Lawyers) ETF.
Love is grand divorce is a hundred grand(your cost may vary)
How do I check to see if someone hacked my computer and is using my name?
Ayn Rand nailed it, as usual. You can't rule innocent men. The same holds true for government and religion alike. It's only the guilty who perpetually live in fear of being found out, and so everything is turned into a sin/crime until absolutely everyone can be ruled over.
They turned human sexuality into a sin, and smoking weed into a crime. It's all about spreading guilt far and wide and leaving fearful automotons in its wake.
Very much agreed, but sadly, I don't think the Clintons are that fearful.
They are slowly turning thinking into a crime. Orwell nailed it too.
Paying to have an affair is not an affair. Stupid.
"Take my wife... please!"
- Henny Youngman
Percent of marriages where one or both spouses admit to infidelity, either physical or emotional
41 %Percent of men who admit to committing infidelity in any relationship they’ve had
57 %Percentage of women who admit to committing infidelity in any relationship they’ve had
54 %Percent of married men who have strayed at least once during their married lives
22 %Percent of married women who have strayed at least once during their married lives
14 %Percentage of men and women who admit to having an affair with a co-worker
36 %Percentage of men and women who admit to infidelity on business trips
35%Percentage of men and women who admit to infidelity with a brother-in-law or sister-in-law
17 %Average length of an affair
2 yearsPercentage of marriages that last after an affair has been admitted to or discovered
31 %Percentage of men who say they would have an affair if they knew they would never get caught
74 %Percentage of women who say they would have an affair if they knew they would never get caught
68 %Percent of children who are the product of infidelity
2.5 %Anything that is good for GDP is good for America; even if its ALL based on debt!
Ashley is all based on the cheater living off the ill gotten gains of the cheated; the guy who thought his golf handicap or his corporate career was more important than his poor obediant wife!
She got her return on investment in "second life" !
Family law in the US is fucked more than the monetary system! Watching divorce lawyers slither around the court building making deals and taking on more client calls while at the same time talking with their current client is one of the most disturbing and disgusting things I've ever seen!
God Damned lawyers. Domestic Relations (Divorce) Attorneys are the bottom feeders of the legal profession. There is no standard of representation. They will rape your account, act like they are ready to try a case, for which they have fraudulently billed you for dozens of hours of work they never performed, and then when you arrive at trial, they suddenly say you have to settle because "your exposure is too great." Marcia Sparks, Kevin Keeler, Harold Huddleston, David Vanzant this is you!! The court record, which like rats you sealed to hide your screwup and outright thievery may be hidden from the public, but I still have all the records.
Then when I tried to sue them because they had not prepared, and had no idea what was a middle of the road settlement,(even the trial court even opined that they were negligent and other lawyers I consulted opined that it was not a “well your lawyers didn’t do a good job”, rather it was a “THEY DID WHAT?!?!?), you still can not sue them. They dug up some unrelated case from way back, totally unrelated to my case, and make an outrageous leap of comparison, saying that my case is like that case which was thrown out because it was based on “speculation” (in theory could be applied to every personal case that comes before the legal system), and therefore my case was based on speculation. So lawyers can sue everyone, but no, you can never sue lawyers. They will move for summary judgment so that your evidence, no matter how damning and incontrovertible, will never see the light of day.
Having to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars in taxes (33% basis) for property that I retained (paying taxes on my half and my ex’s half), while my ex wife got her "half tax"free, failure to account for her premarital medical school loans that I paid off during the marriage while I entered the marriage with no debt, yet had to pay her temporary support ($6,000 a month in 1991) when it was undisputed she could earn the same as I, etc etc. (In Kentucky, it was no fault, but also the statutes forbade the award of alimony, even temporary, when there were no extenuating cricumstances, no special children’s needs (I was assigned 100% of the child support)etc.and was uncontested my ex was ble to support herself easily with no difficulty at a level higher than enjoyed during the 7 yr marriage) But these attorneys said I had to pay her alimony because I let her sit at home as a Board Certified, double fellowshipped (in open heart and obstetrical anesthesia)fully licensed anesthesiologist for the two years we were in KY after our residencies…and that was not the law!! Divorce law 101, yet these attorneys and the fool Commissioner John Seldomridge and the Judge Hugh Roark, the judicial equivalent of Dumb and Dumber, made a ruling that I had to pay everything and my ex nothing during the temporary process, which naturally caused her to delay, delay delay while she sat at home running around, and leaving her with such leverage---I had to settle or continue paying temiorary suppoiort for years during the appeals- all because Van Zant didn’t argue at the initial hearing any award of alimony, even temporary, was statutorily prohibited.
In his feeble exceptions to the award of alimony VanZant on record wrote: “Certainly as a Board Certified and fully licensed physician she is capable of making $300,000 dollars a year but that is not the question and that is not in issue”
Oh, yeah, by the way my ex was the one who was cheating.
Just one horror story from the Naked City. Are you going to get married again, or have you already? As for me, I have married once, and if it ends, there will never be another one.
When I am dictator, doctors will be forbidden to use the services of an attorney. And vice versa.
I bet the hacker is a lone wolf in Utah who works for the NSA.
They don't like people cheating around. They like being upfront about it.
And a jolly good time was had by all in utah.
What my wife does with her sexiness is her business.....Meh, it's only sex...
Serves the fornicators, adulterers, and sodomites, justice.
Then - "A chicken in every pot"
Now - "A mistress on every mattress"
Ashley Madison should have a "sign in with Facebook" feature
Hey Boris, will Mrs. Alatovkrap find Boris's name on this list? And I'm not pointing fingers, TalkToLind has nothing against a bro having a little strange on the side.
If Lois learner would just give me a reach around, I'd end my battle with the IRS. The lawyers could create a 6.022x1e23 page tax code to fill the time.
Trump vs. Hillary 2016. the newtonian math works out.
In Japan the sister-site is called Assley Manequin....
Toshiba makes nuclear reactors. Toshiba uses accounting scams. The hot particles are afoot.
All I will say is that if a woman likes you enough to have sex with you, then she likes you enough to have you pay child support for the rest of your life. So if she is telling you she is using birth control and you believe her .... you may be in for a big surprise!
Women get screwed some in divorces too, IF like I was, they were the primary breadwinner. I got all the debt because I had a good income and he did not (he earned $3,000 a year, he was NOT a stay at home dad, though very involved). I had to refinance the house to eat his debt and get it all into one payment. He acknowldeged it was his debt, not mine, he ran up, on 28% interest cards that he was flipping on into another without telling me. I did get the house (he could not afford the payments), we had joint custody on our child. I had to pay him $700 every month in child support.
I was able to pay it off and I am debt free now. He on the other hand, ran up more debt on his own and is now in bankruptcy proceedings.
The point being, you blame gender when it is a function of "who earns, gets burned." Men are typically the bread winners.
Here is another one. Men start off worse after a divorce, but a few years later are a lot better off than the woman. The same happened in my case, in reverse. I was so strapped that I could not afford anything extra at all. A $200 dollar extra expense made me cry (I did not want to go into more debt). But by the third year or so, I was doing a lot better, and he was spiraling into hell. Now I am debt free and I save like crazy.
Hey, my lease is up at the end of this month. Sounds like you have some extra space. I could use a place to bounce, for a few days. Maybe we would click. You like pot-pies?
MsCreant, time has proved that you are significantly better off (at least financially) without him. Sad when finances are a problem in a relationship, but also pretty common. Sounds like you are on the right side of the problem now though.
Thanks for taking the time to post. Always nice to see you around. We are old timers, the two of us.
I am split. I actually wish him well and hope he makes it. I am also glad to not be ensnared in the financial BS with him. It is sad. I look at what he is doing these days and know I could fix it. And I can't.
Peace.
It's a Big Data project - check the ownership.
Guess who owns it, and who will ultimately use ALL of the "secure" data either directly in select blackmail, or indirectly as another table in the giant database collected on Americans in order to manipulate them.
QED
Wonder if Carlos Danger is on the list.
Always better to think with the head at the end of your neck than the other one.
Apart from the cheating thing, Marrriage is a massive pain in the arse, not recommended, except for the chronically lonely. It is a form of slow suicide.
Is there a John Smith on the list? How about a Bob Jones? Juan Garcia?
UPDATE:
Identities now revealed in Ashley Madison hack
http://www.wnd.com/2015/07/massachusetts-man-exposed-in-ashley-madison-h...
...But in a manifesto posted by the hacking group onto Ashley Madison's website, a Brockton person's name, profile ID, home address, email address and a "list of fantasies" was included in the message as an example of the information the hackers had obtained.
The name and address matched a person’s residence in Brockton, but no one answered the door for The Enterprise Tuesday, nor did the person respond to several emails seeking comment.
For those who may be unaware, when you use your credit card online to make a purchase the name you use is irrelevant. You can put whatever name you'd like, only the numbers in the address line and zip code are checked for a match.