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Gartman does it again... In the words of one seasoned veteran exclaimed "I am speechless."
h/t @NorthmanTrader
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jacks rule the realm
Please put all my money in the inverse gartman 3x ETF right now.
Well it was 50/50...Bad guess?
@CounterParty..., actually, that's an excellent idea...
CNBC analysts are the propaganda arm of the financial army, they herd the muppets into awful trades so that the market masters can profit. It's not an accident or error, very delibrate. I can't prove that but if it walks like a duck...
Back in the day when they split the T monopoly one of my co-workers went insane. "T is up today! Buy! Buy!" "Bell South is down today! Sell! Sell!"
He rode all his stock splits into the ground, buying high and selling low, all at $10 a trade, while sweating profusely and not doing a lick of work.
They are carney hucksters. Step right up! 3 plays for a dollar...
Life is a carnival......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0GSR2s9vmE
Believe it or not
Life is a carnival
Two bits a shot
SHENANIGANS!
> CNBC analysts are the propaganda
Precisely.
What are you going to do with armies of CFAs, MSc and PhDs in so called Economics (e-Cohen-omics), which is one big fraud, a framework of lies, used to put the rest of the world in debt? They are just a bunch of used up condoms, but ZOG doesn't care and keeps using them anyway.
No need to prove anything. From the technical analysis point of view, there is a loud and clear sell signal on July 20th for DIA and obviously DIA can't easily go through 181 anyway. But those ZOG figureheads will never accept TA at the academic level simply because it contradicts the "efficient market theory" (assumptions like constant volatility, certain types of distributions etc. would just limit one's models, but the whole fu*king economic theory is based on the assumption that "people are rational"), which "Chicago Boys" came up with and used as a tool to turn every country they touched into slums, playing the same game on the home land now, trying to shake the remaining pennies out of American goyim's pockets.
PS
Talking about Adam S[e]mith. BRIT is a "testament" in Hewbrew (hence, Great BRITain); "goog old England" is a myth and never existed, with obviously "biblical" names, such as Oliver and David, being the most popular boy names in London in the recent years, so make no mistake about Aadm "S[e]mith" either, just take a look at pictures of his house he lived in 250 years ago, how many on this planet can afford it even now: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Smith -- and don't miss the Herod seal on his grave, also found on Japanese passport: http://www.biblemysteries.com/library/tribesjapan.htm -- not sure if the "natives" like Irish understood at the time that they were subject to extermination and that Gorta Mor was planned (later on extermination of American natives would start from killing 60 million buffalos).
Everyone knows that saying, but almost nobody adheres to it. My friend, who has loads of student loan debt, took his tax return and got into the stock market. He said that the market is soaring and its perfect timing to get in.
Yeah, buy when its near an all-time high. Almost sounds like home prices only go up bs we heard 7 years ago.
Gartman is a complete tool, but this is misleading ... chart of the Dow, the 'protracted bear' quote was about commodities ... although, he did indeed work his magical timing on them too judging by the hammer in Gold ...
http://www.cnbc.com/2015/07/22/i-see-makings-of-protracted-bear-market-g...
lol.
No one has ever lost money underestimating the intelligence of the American people. So we have more than our share of charlatans and liars.
HL Mencken quote
If nothing else, Gartman provides comic relief......
Fartman doesn't need a jester cap, he needs a retard helmet.
I believe that he could pull off the roman helmet look, and would like it...
He thinks the big D on his hat is for dinero.
Maybe he'll accidentally be right once?! LOL
He needs a safety helmet. Oops! Too late.
South Park investing
Keep buying on the lows.
Yellen wont raise rates.
im not trying to be a dick here but i seriously can't even begin to understand what this guys position is. he came out on monday saying you have to be a fool to short stocks and then 2 days later he said that he sees all the hall-markings of a prolonged bear market? if you think a prolonged bear market is on the horizon, wouldn't you want to get as short as you could?
i also remember he said that oil was going to $15 and then a few days later he said it put in a base at the $50 level, heading towards $70. now that its rolling-over, whats his prognosis?
the only more insane thing is that CNBC keeps putting this guy on. do they not think their viewers are picking up on his claim, counter-claim, triple-dog-dare-counter-claim? do they drug test gartman before putting him on air? if not, they might wanna consider it. its fucking embarrassing.
CNBC is just counting on the knat like memory of their viewership to follow asshats like this as their bankster ownership directs them to.
Gartman's got a kid that's dating a CNBC big shot..., or something like that.
I think its already been demonstrated that these pundits do the opposite of what they preech.
If you are relying on CNBC for market advice, you are too late to the party.
His position is on television. As far as he's concerned thats all there is to it. Nothing he says matters. He's an engram seed. The television is a brainwashing machine that programs viewers by imprinting onto their nervous systems the ideals, information and goals of Command and Control, the approved consensus reality. Repetition reinforces the conditioning. Television is the nanny, the babysitter, the priest herding the sheep to do what the schemers wish, which includes wholly supporting the cost of this vast apparatus.
When you consider CNBC in this context, it is one of many corporate memes, served up on this time stealing, dynamic brain entrainment machine. If you watch too much you'll think the world is like the corporate meme. It makes you easy to control, to steer. If you don't look at it at all, you might be able to think "outside the box". Dangerous to the status quo.
The device doesn't work well on people who are acting to attain their own dreams. People already capable of independent thought. Their dreams may already be corrupted by previous exposure to television, or the other mechanisms of social control: academic, religious and military indoctrination, and generational transfer of values. Exciting experiences can also make your nervous system reject the signal.
It's so easy even a Gartman can do it.... lol
Historically, a jokers value is not in his wit and sycophancy, but in his expendability.
True -- but not Hop-Frog.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hop-Frog
Remember this each time one of the guys on TV shouts: "Euro to parity soon".
Church parking lot, Park Bench, Front Porch, Rigged Market:
All Public Places where I have questioned... "Your Going Down on Me" ?
Seasoned veteran, um, season him with salt and pepper and put him on a spit.
A whale only gets harpooned when it spouts.