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I WAS A PRIMARY DEALER

 

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Sat, 07/25/2015 - 09:18 | 6352397 Solio
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In other news, that is not actually a Lamborghing that Gatter is riding around in.

It is harvested baby body parts.

Is there some art for that Mr. Banzai?

Sat, 07/25/2015 - 08:15 | 6352280 Lumberjack
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"Is she"...

really Ashley Madison's mother?

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 20:30 | 6351321 nmewn
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What the hell is the world coming to?

"Gov. Bruce Rauner signed House Bill 3311 on July 21, requiring the Department of Human Services to conduct a monthly crosscheck of its aid recipients with the death records kept by the Department of Public Health.

If the crosscheck yields a death record, the department will immediately cancel all public aid benefits to the recipient."

https://www.illinoispolicy.org/rauner-signs-bill-stopping-welfare-paymen...

In other words, if the motherfucker is dead, Illinois has finally deemed it "good public policy" to quit issuing checks to the dead that the living cash.

Ya know, instead of hunting the living bastards down who were cashing the dead persons checks and living off the system.

Fuck.

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 23:34 | 6351764 RocketmanBob
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Maybe next they'll really get ambitious about reform and finally stop dead people from voting as well...

 

Sat, 07/25/2015 - 07:51 | 6352252 NoPension
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Haha! That's funny. What you, a comedian?

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 21:40 | 6351515 williambanzai7
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At least the Chinese burn hell notes for their dead.

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 20:53 | 6351395 samuraitrader
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Mr Capone may have something to say about that. :-)

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 20:12 | 6351251 Woodrox
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love thos guys with their heads tilted dowm

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 17:31 | 6350737 New_Meat
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Dang, I thot it was gonna' star that other Linda!

This Linda is kinda' robotic and repeticious, don't all y'all think?

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 15:57 | 6350395 thunderchief
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Great post WB

For a split second I had a flashback that I was walking up to to an old theater in San Francisco..

In neon lights above me...Behind the Green Door..

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 21:42 | 6351523 williambanzai7
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That gets you access to the Oval Office.

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 12:29 | 6349382 The Darwin Mode
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I got my 'Linda Green' down pat... it took awhile, but the secret is conventional cursive. Once you make it past the 'G' it's clear sailing.

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 13:39 | 6349731 monad
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A rubber stamp is about 4.50

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 11:49 | 6349226 Bear
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I 'was a primary dealer' ... but in what?

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 11:21 | 6349112 chunga
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Where is Linda Green these days?

Goldman Sachs? JP Morgan? Maybe she's repented and serving her country at FNMA? FTC?

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 10:04 | 6348867 Reaper
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Primary dealers are the ugly heads of the Fed Hydra slithering in the filth of DC and NYC. Cut off one head and two grow back. Oh, were the gods to give us a Hercules to cauterize all their necks.

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 09:58 | 6348845 MSorciere
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How about - 

 

10. Forex trading fraud

 

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Fri, 07/24/2015 - 09:46 | 6348804 Toolshed
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You're on fire today William!!!

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 09:45 | 6348799 Dagny Taggart
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Bravo William. As always thanks for your perserverance. :-)

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 08:19 | 6348538 williambanzai7
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BANZAI7 DEALER BANK WARNING SIGN

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 10:54 | 6349033 news printer
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Pickpocket (1959) trailer

https://youtu.be/CCZhSPwIZEg

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 14:05 | 6349873 Bilderberg Member
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"Remember  the Salomon Brothers!!"

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 10:07 | 6348879 philipat
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Love Blair there. She's now a slut in SubPrime but not hurting too much? And Linda Green is always there for us all...

Sat, 07/25/2015 - 06:03 | 6352142 Thom_333
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"Don´t you have one of those interesting dreams...like when you beat up a slut and then make love to her and then beat her up again - because you love her so much, asked the redfaced psychiatrist"

 

Quote from Joseph Heller´s Catch 22 when Yossarian tries to get out of a suicidal bombing run by pleading insanity.

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 08:17 | 6348533 williambanzai7
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ARCHIVE PHOTOGRAPH NY FED PRIMARY DEALERS

Sat, 07/25/2015 - 05:59 | 6352140 Thom_333
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Excuse a non-American...but Linda Green is a joke based on the sentence...In da Green...right? In the money in normal english indicating ...I stole your money. Right?

Sat, 07/25/2015 - 08:42 | 6352319 williambanzai7
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No, Linda Green is the person whose name was inserted in tens of thousands of fake real property title documents in connection with the fraudclosure scandal.

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 06:06 | 6355163 Thom_333
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Yes - I know. But who is Linda Green...? Does she really exist? I maintain it´s just an inside joke. In da Green...

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 17:55 | 6350841 radiobomb
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excellent wb7, loving this one. When truth has become comedy, reality more outlandish than movie script, you capture it in an image.....

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 14:04 | 6349795 monad
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<3 degrees of separation

David Rockefeller

Armand Hammer

Al Gore Sr.

Meyer Lansky

Al Gore Jr.

Hillary Clinton

William Clinton

...

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 10:05 | 6348870 3.7.77
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As usual thanks WB7, the one in the wheel chair must have had his eyes gouged out.

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 16:19 | 6350482 Boxed Merlot
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had his eyes gouged out...

 

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