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Obama Has Arrived: The Kenya Kaption Kontest

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The Hillary scandal just got real. The commodity crash getting worse with every passing day. The BTFDers frozen in carbonite and even the biotechs are "wealth effecting." But at least the president is on top of it.

No golf in Kenya:

... among which:

 

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Fri, 07/24/2015 - 13:34 | 6349696 aliki
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that picture is outright creepy ... has future SVU episode written all over it.

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 13:36 | 6349708 TruxtonSpangler
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Did Obama say "Nice fabric" when he touched the girls shoulder?

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 13:38 | 6349719 Stackers
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Look at Obama's "half brother"

Now pull up a picture of Frank Marshall Davis.

who do you think is really related to who ?

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 13:40 | 6349732 NoDebt
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"What a shithole.  I think this trip was a bad idea.  Keep Air Force One running, this won't take long."

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 13:41 | 6349739 Looney
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He should be dressed as Santa and his Secret Service guys as elves. ;-)

Looney

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 13:59 | 6349841 Save_America1st
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WND:

Brother: 'Dishonest' Obama abandoned family 'He says one thing and he does another'

“He’s not been an honest man, as far as I’m concerned, in who he is and what he says and how he treats people,” Malik said of his half-brother..."

“Disappointed, disappointed, used and also betrayed,” Malik answered.

“In the beginning, I didn’t think he was a schemer. His real character, the real personality, the real him, is coming out now.”

Malik said the way his half-brother “has turned and become a different person with the family is the same way that I see him behaving politically.”

“Do your other family members feel the same?” Gilbert asked.

“Yeah, a lot of them do,” Malik answered. “We may be putting a good face forward, (but) deep down inside everybody is really disappointed and upset and angry I guess.

Malik expressed disappointment that as president, Barack has not done more to help the relatives he made the centerpiece of his autobiography, explaining that as far as he was concerned, Barack “doesn’t want anything to do with me anymore.”

“How does that make you feel?”

“Hurt, crushed, it’s just hard to really imagine,” Malik answered. “I don’t understand how somebody who claims to be a relative or a brother can behave the way that he’s behaving, be so cold and ruthless, and just turn his back on the people he said were his family.”

In the interview, Gilbert asked Malik if he believed Barack Obama Jr. had a resemblance to Davis.

“There’s a great resemblance,” Malik agreed. “I think Frank Marshall Davis and Barack do look alike.”

Malik referenced the facial moles and pigmentation spots that appear to indicate a genetic link between the two men.

Gilbert then asked Malik if he thought Obama Jr. resembled Obama Sr.

“Not really, I don’t,” Malik replied. “Your movie definitely puts a lot of questions in my mind.”

Gilbert asked Malik if he would “like to see or do a DNA test one day to know for sure.”

“That would really prove whether we are related or not,” Malik responded. “Yes. I would be willing to do that. I don’t know how I’d deal with it, if it really came out that he is a fraud or a con.”

“It might be the reason why he made such a big deal about you politically, but personally he doesn’t feel the bond,” Gilbert suggested.

“I’m agreeing,” Malik said. “Yeah, I agree with that, because it’s hard to understand how somebody can make such an about turn and make a big play about where he comes from and then once he gets what he gets, wants nothing to do with that place anymore.

“We need an explanation, and if you can provide the explanation, it would be better for all of us so we won’t be hanging, hoping for nothing,” Malik continued.

“That’s what I really feel for my people … because they keep hoping. Maybe they’re hoping for nothing,” he said. “Because he doesn’t mention it [his African family roots] anymore, where he comes from or who his relatives are. He doesn’t say any of those things anymore.

“It’s really disappointing, Joel, but that’s life. We live with it and move on, and we wait for the truth to come out.”

Gilbert asked Malik what he would like to see happen next in his relationship with President Obama.

“I’d like to see him be for real, not be so deceptive,” Malik answered.

 

http://www.obamasrealfather.com/

watch the movie by Joel Gilbert.  The photo evidence is undeniable.

Free stream of the movie below:

http://www.snagfilms.com/films/title/dreams_from_my_real_father

 

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 14:11 | 6349904 Four chan
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the manchurian muslim has a brother? 

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 14:20 | 6349953 kaiserhoff
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Is it just me, or does everything Barry is doing these days scream,

it's over.  Very valedictory performance.

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 14:43 | 6350076 Dr. Engali
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I'm waiting for the day when he gives Reggie a big smooch on teevee and the wookie reveals she is really man as they do their final victory dance and stick their rainbow finger in the eye of a dead Merika.

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 17:01 | 6350621 Herd Redirectio...
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Goddamn right, fellow ZHers.

For years now I had to debunk the 'Kenyan muslim' believers and tell them his pappy was a Chi-Town Commie, and author of Sex Rebel: Black, Frank Marshall Davis.

It would be obvious enough, even if FMD DIDN'T live in Honolulu at the time Barack was conceived, and Barack DIDN'T view him as a 'father figure'.  But FMD did, and Barack did.  Plain as day.

 

 

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 18:06 | 6350887 free shit plz
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It's great to see these apes living in their natural habitat. Plz stay there.

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 20:07 | 6351240 Newsboy
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Hey Lucy,

I'm HOME!

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 15:44 | 6350317 Crash Overide
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Does bath house Barry have any meetings with Ebola?

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 14:11 | 6349907 Boris Alatovkrap
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Mr. Barry Soetoro is how do you say, Borderline Personality Disorder. He is 100% emotion disregulation, angry, uncontrol, 0% rational thought. Russia is very happy USA is vote not one, but two time for sociopath hellbending on destroy Amerika.

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 14:18 | 6349940 Four chan
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and the investigative news media is conspicuously absent. must be on their owners orders. israel.

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 14:18 | 6349943 kaiserhoff
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If Barry had a chance to fondle Leetle Boyz....

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 14:45 | 6350093 monad
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Why libtards are all BPD by an acclaimed professional

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 15:24 | 6350260 Boris Alatovkrap
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Abandonment by one or more parent is common original for BPD. Is manifest in Emotional Disregulation and lack of Object Constancy. Mr. Barry Soetoro is manifest both and is display volotile agressive projection of emotion and excessive defensive approach. Also is quick for Issue Splitting. Everything is good or bad base on what is feeling TODAY.

... but what is Boris know!?

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 13:41 | 6349741 Dr. Engali
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"What a shithole"

 

His plan for Merika

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 13:45 | 6349764 The_Dude
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"Quick...take the picture.  Now someone get me to the rich, white-peoples golf course!"

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 14:12 | 6349909 KnuckleDragger-X
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"So do you bow and kiss ass or do I...where's Ketchup-Boy, he'll know"

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 15:26 | 6350270 Meat Hammer
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"Look at all these jungle bunnies!  God, I loathe my black half.  I wish my white half could kill my black half."

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 13:41 | 6349743 AustrianJim
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Yeah it's pretty obvious what the real family tree is once you look at the pictures.

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 14:13 | 6349919 Four chan
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his momma was an o.g. mud shark so you know any daddy is questionable and highly debateable.

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 13:48 | 6349776 Bush Baby
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While flying over , Obama was heard saying

" Look ,look over there , thet's the house I was born in!!!"

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 14:08 | 6349845 DeProgrammed
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"who do you think is really related to who ?" 

They all look the same?

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 14:03 | 6349862 Yes We Can. But...
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I can help out with that. Here's a pic of Obama Sr., POTUS, and Frank Davis.  Note the obvious resemblance POTUS/Davis.  In particular, note the vertical seam running through the middle of the upper lip of each (that is *not* a common trait), then note the upper lip of Obama Sr.

http://www.wnd.com/files/2012/04/obamadavis.jpg

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 14:07 | 6349881 DeProgrammed
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Is there a Davis in the woodpile? 

Doesn't explain the Obolo ears though...

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 14:18 | 6349939 Yes We Can. But...
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IMO POTUS' actual half-brother is Mark Davis  Note the resemblance:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-kaxLmQPL3Zw/UGaB1s6muNI/AAAAAAAAgKQ/F0YVjtqdjO...

 

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 14:27 | 6349989 DeProgrammed
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Hard to dismiss!

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 14:10 | 6349902 robertsgt40
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"Who's your daddy?" Try Frank Marshall Davis 

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 13:39 | 6349727 OrangeJews
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You should see what the scene looked like 5 minutes later.  Biden was all over that little girl!

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 13:51 | 6349794 large_wooden_badger
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"Oh, you know how much that Uncle Joe just loves the children!"

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 14:03 | 6349864 JLO
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No. He said, "I am jesus christ in the flesh"

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 13:39 | 6349729 813kml
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Obama disappointed to find out that Kenya doesn't have enough water for bathhouses.

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 15:02 | 6350171 stant
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Plan parenthood distribution center for Kenya. Economic aid plan

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 13:35 | 6349700 Dr. Engali
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My fellow Kenyans, I almost have the great satan caught down to the rest of the world. Just one last push before I leave office (if I decide to leave) and it too will be a third world hell whole.

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 13:37 | 6349702 QQQBall
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Is he holding a little lawn jockey in a white dress?  The only kenyans not watching are the wornout hookers used by the SS advance team

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 13:51 | 6349703 Normalcy Bias
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One day we can create a false background even including a questionable birth certificate, and you can be POTUS too!

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 13:36 | 6349705 pods
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Welcome Home!

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 13:41 | 6349737 de3de8
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Let's hope AF1 breaks down so he can stay

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 14:46 | 6350097 monad
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Lets hope they leave without him.

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 15:09 | 6350202 Gold N Glocks
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Those pilots would come home to a hero's welcome!

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 14:22 | 6349966 madmax1965
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You beat me to it PODS!  So, I will go with "It's great to be home!"  WTF?

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 13:36 | 6349706 thunderchief
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The main difference is they steal in broad daylight in Nairobi. 

Which makes them a lot more honest people. 

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 13:38 | 6349707 thunderchief
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The main difference is they steal in broad daylight in Nairobi. 

Which makes them a lot more honest people. 

Who Hoo, double print baby,  yeah!

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 13:40 | 6349711 DontGive
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Deplanes? So what the fuck is the other way around? Replanes?

Rhymes with DEPLANE abstainagainair laneairplaneamainarcanearraignattainBahrainBasseinBeltane,biplanebirdbrainblock planebloodstainboat trainbrain drainbugbanecampaign,champagnechampaignChamplaincheckreinchicanechilblainchoke chainchow mein,cinquaincocaineCockaigneColtranecoxswaincomplainconstraincontaincordwain,cowbanecrackbraindemesnedestaindetaindetraindeveindisdaindistaindistrain,dogbanedomaindrivetraindumb caneedge-grainElaineenchainenplaneentrainethane,explaineyestrainfast lanefleabanefloatplanefloodplainfood chainforebrainFort Wayne,GawaingermaneGreat Danegrosgrainhalf planehenbanehindbrainhouse-trainhumane,HusseinIgraineimmaneinaneingraininsanejack planelamebrainleft brainlightplanelo meinlong-chainLorrainemaintainmarchpanemembranemethanemidbrainmigraine,MontaignemontanemorainemortmainMoulmeinmundaneneck-reinNew Spainobtain,octaneordainpertainplain-Janeprofanepropaneptomainepurslanequatrainraise Cain,refrainremainrestrainretainretrainright brainromainesailplanesea-laneseaplane,seatrainsplit-brainsustaintailplanetearstainterraneTourainetowplanetriplaneUkraine,unchainurbanevervainvicereinevilleinvolplanewarplanewave trainwolfsbane
Fri, 07/24/2015 - 13:44 | 6349758 Byte Me
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"Deplanes" - (trans) - Has Boeing 747 special surgically removed from rectum.

Hth

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 13:49 | 6349782 ebear
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De plane! De plane!

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 14:09 | 6349894 shovelhead
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Why is it that crack heads love that rhyming shit? What is in that drug that forces the brain into a simple pattern recognition mode?

This is how rap got started.

Yo, ain't no hype

when I hit the pipe

Right in time

I busta rhyme...

Dey hear me

Dey fear me

Dey can't get near me

I got dat pipe

And my rap is ripe.

Wut, wut...

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 13:36 | 6349712 GMacTrader
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Obama: Did you take the picture yet? GOSH DARNIT BIDEN, STOP SCREWING AROUND! We have things to do and folks to speak to!

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 13:37 | 6349715 q99x2
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See this is one of the children's faces I didn't burn off.

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 13:37 | 6349717 buyingsterling
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''bend over''

 

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 13:40 | 6349725 Normalcy Bias
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The prop is not a boy.

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 13:38 | 6349723 inevitablecollapse
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who pays for this shit?  kenya?  

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 13:43 | 6349756 knukles
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Taxpayers of the Good Olde US of A

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 13:38 | 6349726 Dr. Engali
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I told you guys I wanted a little boy dressed in white. 

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 13:39 | 6349730 gimli
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"Hey kid are you my night caddy?"

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 13:40 | 6349736 Fahque Imuhnutjahb
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" Hey little girl, do they have my qurter million dollar speaking fee lined up?  Well, go find out!"

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 17:07 | 6349746 Realname
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 The BTFDers frozen in carbonite and even the biotechs are "wealth effecting." You spelled 'biotches' incorrectly.

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 13:42 | 6349749 AustrianJim
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"You didn't build this country. Some white folks did that".

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 13:44 | 6349761 Bunga Bunga
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What about Trump's birth certificate?

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 13:46 | 6349763 Bill of Rights
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" Funny I have a dress just like this one "

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 13:45 | 6349766 TeaClipper
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Well, he wont find his birth certificate there either

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 13:46 | 6349767 gimli
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Little girl, I going to tell you a story of a great female role

model from America .... her name is Monica Lewinsky -- now kneel

down and we'll begin ........

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 13:46 | 6349770 laser
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He should visit the hospital where he was born while he's there.

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 13:48 | 6349777 large_wooden_badger
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"Hey little girl, do you have any brothers? That like blow?"

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 13:50 | 6349781 Atomizer
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Can I tribute hanging rainbow curtains in your house? Don't mind the Exit sign. It's for me, Obama. 

http://www.google.com/search?q=obama+hanging+curtains&prmd=ivns&source=l...

 

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 13:49 | 6349783 CuttingEdge
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"Hey little girl - fancy a threesome with a real live Wookie?"

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 13:50 | 6349787 djsmps
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Hmmm...lotta negroes here.

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 13:50 | 6349792 Byte Me
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Well heelo dere ebryone! An' tanks fr de offered sakreefyce. Yummee!

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 13:51 | 6349796 Ms No
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"George Bush Senior got a boy, I want a boy!  Give me what I want and I will go away."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2C2IQK1yPNk

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 13:51 | 6349799 SillyWabbits
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Ouho nakajanavity owhalogumdoo

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 13:55 | 6349816 Kilgore Trout
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Lots of closed-minded people will insist on calling you a little girl and putting these dresses on you. You should feel free to explore other gender roles.

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 13:57 | 6349817 silverer
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"Thanks.  It's great to be home. Which way to the golf course?"

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 13:58 | 6349818 Who was that ma...
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Hey, who's that guy over there heading for Air Force One with a jerry can and a gas siphon hose?

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 14:51 | 6349994 monad
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He looks like he needs help. Lets give him a hand.

Got a match?

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 15:52 | 6350361 Baa baa
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Ahnk nakima, ungawa...

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 13:57 | 6349822 Burticus
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Where's the photo of the Kenyan Usurper (K.U.) visiting his statue in the town square and birthplace Coast Province General Hospital in his native Mombasa?

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 13:58 | 6349833 Berspankme
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Oh look a gift. A small child to take home. One day she can be the 2nd Kenyan potus

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 13:59 | 6349840 Who was that ma...
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Obama to his brother:  "Are you my new caddy?"

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 14:02 | 6349857 Miss Expectations
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Here's your african bride.  Hey, where are the goats you promised?

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 14:02 | 6349858 Atomizer
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The Semi-Periphery states see through Obama's lies. Don't get side tracked. 

http://study.com/academy/lesson/world-systems-theory-core-vs-peripheral-...

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 14:04 | 6349866 Bill of Rights
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" Don't mind me folks, I only Identify as a President "

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 14:10 | 6349901 Atomizer
Fri, 07/24/2015 - 14:11 | 6349908 Agent P
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"If I had a daughter...she wouldn't be this black."

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 14:12 | 6349910 Agent P
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And who the fuck coordinates a presidential visit with a night landing? 

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 14:12 | 6349912 WeTheSheeplez
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His First words after landing...Where are the restrauants serving Dog...They won't let me have it at the White House...

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 14:14 | 6349923 luckylogger
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Greeter- Welcome home daddy!

Obama (whispering)- Now gimme dat bith certificet.

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 14:24 | 6349971 monad
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Why are crazy illegal aliens taken better care of than that crazy old US Citizen in Louisiana, bitch?

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 14:31 | 6350014 agNau
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"I remember the Smails kid as a youngster, picking his nose. Look now he is leader of the free world!"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E-jlQS-Wuc0

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 14:48 | 6350070 quasi_verbatim
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Sorry, honeychile, you's just too black to be a 'Murrican.

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 14:50 | 6350120 Monetas
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Who's your favourite Mulatto:   1. Malcom X ?  2. Rev. Wright ?  3. Rev. Al Sharpton ?  4. Jesse Jackson ?  5. Barack Hussein Obama ?

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 14:58 | 6350145 Dr. Engali
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6. Rudy from Fat Albert. He looked like a Mulatto.

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 15:14 | 6350220 RichardENixon
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I was always partial to Fred "Rerun" Berry

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 15:23 | 6350255 RichardENixon
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Red arrow dude is in the house

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 14:55 | 6350136 Pancho de Villa
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"Yes, I'm doing fine Mr President. Um, my daddy sent me to meet you here. He said he's kinda busy and doesn't really want to see you anyways. That's why I'm here. He promised me I would get my picture in the paper." 

 

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 14:57 | 6350153 orez65
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Can someone enlighten me?

What the fu.k is the country of Kenya good for?

Any oil, natural gas, gold, uranium, mangos, soursop, gummy bears ...?

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 14:58 | 6350157 Zymurguy
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Caption:  "Obama balls deep in official greeter before secret service can intervene"

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 15:09 | 6350197 gwar5
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Kenya believe it?

If one, or both, of a person's parents is a foreign national they can never be a 'natural born citizen' of the USA and run for President. Period. Doesn't matter where they are born. Barrack's father was a citizen of Kenya and no one denies this as a fact.  Barrack is an 'American born' citizen which falls short and disqualifies him. 

 

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 15:21 | 6350249 dwilso39
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HI-  I'm here to stop the Chinese take over of Africa.

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 15:39 | 6350313 dsty
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ooooh, good one

actually he is there again to perform another withchraft ceremony like the one before he was first elected, inside scoop

This time it is for when he meets the pope in September

false prophet and the beast get together

crap is gonna fly

watch your stuff

just say'n

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 15:24 | 6350256 Salsipuedes
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1st Photo: "It's times like these I always remember, 'You're pulling down a thousand smackers a minute...."

2nd Photo: "Shake her hand and pretend it's mine. I'll do a head fake and see what's in her bag."

3rd Photo; "See this rayon Hawaiian shirt? I got this, a new Lady Gaga CD and a brand new golden 100 dollar bill with the picture of the Trade Towers blowing up! This cat's the greatest!"

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 15:37 | 6350309 NikoBellick
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If I were the pilot I would just close the door and start taxing down the runway. Do us all a favor.

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 15:57 | 6350392 ponzilla
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My fellow Kenyans, "WE in Mericka are and ever will be a nation of Immigrants".

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 16:12 | 6350451 windcatcher
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The Kenyon Lying King coming home for a visit. Waaa-Daaaaa-Waaaa-UmmmPa- UmmmPa!

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 16:31 | 6350517 jmaloy5365
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"There's no place like home.".."There's no place like home.".."There's no place like home."........

I'm running for President at GoFundMe. Joseph Maloy

Get someone in the white house that has a clue. Trump is no different than the rest.

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 16:38 | 6350550 falconflight
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Gee, are all the blowguns accounted for...

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 16:39 | 6350552 falconflight
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Come on Kenya, make real history w/ this visit.

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 18:03 | 6350875 Monetas
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Which ones are my "relatives" ?

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 18:13 | 6350910 Sa1xxxxx
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Is he the only obama who isn't a Kenyan?

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 18:13 | 6350912 Buster Cherry
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"What are all these niggers doing here?".

 

Hey! This isn't Mahthah's Vinyahhd!

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 18:15 | 6350924 Gold Eyed Cat
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It's so good to be back here in Detroit!

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 20:18 | 6351273 CheapBastard
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The newest Obamacare fail: penalties of $36,500 per worker

 

http://www.marketwatch.com/story/the-newest-obamacare-fail-penalties-of3...

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 21:17 | 6351453 thebigunit
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Obama: "Whoa, little girl.  When I requested a caddy, I thought you third world bumpkins would know enough to send somebody who could carry ALL my clubs.  Don't you people know anything about golf?"

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