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Obama In Kenya: "Some Are Suggesting I Am Here To Look For My Birth Certificate"

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Obama came to Kenya, hung out with his extended family such as Malik Abon’go Obama, and moments ago departed for his next African tour destination, Ethiopia, but not before he cracked some birther "jokes" and spoke in Swahili...

... and danced.

 

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Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:04 | 6355632 Government need...
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All Heil our Dear Preezy!

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:07 | 6355638 VinceFostersGhost
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Actually.....what is he doing there?

 

We don't have any sand for him to stick his head in over here?

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:09 | 6355646 Looney
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0bama: "I don’t need a Birth Certificate. I was never born, I was assembled in China."    ;-)

Looney

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:10 | 6355659 KnuckleDragger-X
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I tend toward the bacteria reproduction theory myself.....

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:16 | 6355679 BaBaBouy
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"Some Are Suggesting I Am Here To Look For My Birth Certificate"

As Soon As He FindS It, Out Come The "NAIL GUNZ"...

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:18 | 6355684 Oh regional Indian
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Charlie Brown had it down for such days and times...

*Good Grief*

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:30 | 6355707 philipat
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The Birth Certicate is only part of the issue. And, of course, laughing such matters off is a well-prcatsied obfuscation. More importantly, in Indonesia (Where I live) ONLY Indonesian children can attend public schools here as Obama did in Menteng, Central Jakarta. For an Indonesian Father, establishing Indonesian Nationality for a foreign wife and choldren is a simple matter. Not so easy for an Indonesian woman in this male-dominated Muslim socierty.

So Obama PROBABLY became Indonesian AND Muslim (In those days Indonesian Schools were essentially Muslim presincts) during his stay in Indonesia. And, most importantly, Indonesia does NOT recognise dual nationality so, to have become Indonesian, Obama MUST have surrendered his US citizenship. The question is, did he ever get it back again?

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:31 | 6355720 VinceFostersGhost
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So basically we still don't know jack about this guy.....thanks for the hard work MSM.

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:40 | 6355740 lakecity55
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Well, that is correct. His Orders by his Handlers are to utterly destroy the US by civil war and salt the arth.

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:44 | 6355758 Latina Lover
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What is the definition of confusion?

Fathers day in Kenya. 

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:56 | 6355800 toady
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What happened to "folks"?

"Some folks are ssaying I'm looking....."

I rreally miss the folks meme.

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 12:06 | 6355821 Arnold
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O'Bama we hardly knew ye.

 

 

--Paddy O'Furniture

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 12:46 | 6355922 Normalcy Bias
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HAR HAR, Barry! You so funny!

We know that your birth certificate doesn't exist in Kenya, either.

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 17:14 | 6356594 Surly Bear
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Looking for his birth certificate like OJ was looking for Nicole's killers on every golf course he could find....

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 17:28 | 6356703 TBT or not TBT
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He has no genetic family in Kenya most likely.  The Kenya Obamas are part of the carefully crafted narrarative that got Barry this far, but their utility is diminshed and declining fast as Barry finishes out his term.    He will not jettison the narrarative until late in his life, when we will learn the genetic father was his childhood mentor Frank Marshall Davis, the black communist.  

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 18:27 | 6356867 Never One Roach
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No, he's 'splaing how to destroy a nation's Middle Class in a 6 year period.

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 15:04 | 6356308 A Nanny Moose
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...and a flaunts that fact, along with the fact that nothing will be done about it.

Mon, 07/27/2015 - 04:25 | 6358077 mkhs
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 "Who will rid me of this troublesome ..."

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:31 | 6355721 lakecity55
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BHB is actually Indonesian, not Black.

This does not matter to the Deal he made with Old Sratch.

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:56 | 6355802 Max Cynical
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And he probably listed a foreign citizenship on his college apps to gain some advantage (affirmative action) and that is why his college transcripts are sealed.

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 18:56 | 6356950 cyberfossil
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Philipat said:

 

The Birth Certicate is only part of the issue. And, of course, laughing such matters off is a well-prcatsied obfuscation. More importantly, in Indonesia (Where I live) ONLY Indonesian children can attend public schools here as Obama did in Menteng, Central Jakarta. For an Indonesian Father, establishing Indonesian Nationality for a foreign wife and choldren is a simple matter. Not so easy for an Indonesian woman in this male-dominated Muslim socierty.

So Obama PROBABLY became Indonesian AND Muslim (In those days Indonesian Schools were essentially Muslim presincts) during his stay in Indonesia. And, most importantly, Indonesia does NOT recognise dual nationality so, to have become Indonesian, Obama MUST have surrendered his US citizenship. The question is, did he ever get it back again?

 

I am no Obama fan but your theory is way off.  Plenty of expat workers live in Indonesia as Obama's mom apparently did, including me, and have never had to surrender their original citizenship--I still have my American citizenship.  A "Kitas" is a work permit residency license not unlike the American Green Card for foreign workers in the USA.  Nor do we give up our religion=I still openly attend Christian church here.   If you really want to explore Obama's background, you can start with his family's CIA connections which explain why he lived where he lived and was able to get a Connecticut SS#, etc.  That and he has no fondness for Muslims at all, as evidenced by the rate he has been droning them in and warring against middle eastern nations that fall within the Amercian arbitrary definition of "enemy combatants"-as opposed to the friendly, humanitarian Saudis, Israelis and Kuwaitis who are inexplicably never targeted by American rhetoric and foreign policy.

 

See this and start going down a much more realistic approach to analyzing Obama's motives and background:

 

http://www.amazon.com/The-Manufacturing-President-Wayne-Madsen/dp/130001...

http://www.voltairenet.org/article166741.html

http://www.inquisitr.com/2043054/communist-mention-frank-marshall-davis-...

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 20:22 | 6357150 philipat
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I did NOT say that to live in Indonesia it is necessary to become Indonesian. Of course not. What I said was that to attend Indonesian Public Schools one MUST be Indonesian. I'm sure that if you have children they attended JIS (Jakarta International School) NOT an Indonesian Public School. Expats CANNOT send their children to an Indonesian State School.     

I stand by my assertion that ONLY Indonesians are able to attend the free Indonesian Public Schools. I also stand by my assertion that an Indonesian MALE can obtian Indonesian citizenship for a foreign wife and children very easily but that it is not so easy for an Indonesian woman to do the same. Therefore, by extension, there is at least a very strong suggestion that Obama became Indonesian so as to attend Indonesian State Schhool.

I also stand by my assertion that Indonesia does NOT permit dual Nationality so Obama's Father either lied or surrendered his US Passport as is required. The Passport would have been surrendered to US Authorities (Probably the US Embassy in Jakarta) NOT to Indonesian Authorities because a Passport is not actually owned by an individual but by the Government that issues it. The State Department would have a record of this but, unfortunately, I don't see the NYT conducting any REAL journalism on this matter?

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 13:37 | 6356079 Renewable Life
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The ONLY fucking thing the Kenyan's are wanting to know is.........when will they get some welfare love, like the rest of Obama's minions???  (EBT cards loaded with US dollars, like visa cards would be just fine for starters, then another 25 billion in US Aid contracts for the politicians, to follow) The rest of this bullshit charade is nothing more then rubbing some salt in the critics wounds and taking the posse on another 50 million dollar holiday on the .gov taxpayers and US Military, that has to protect him everywhere he goes!

Expect this shit to only increase as we near the exit stage left point, he's going out "big baller" status I can promise you that, got to live up to the ghetto stereotypes as we head back into the general population and line up those big million dollar speaking engagements! The people who are going to pay for this shit after he leaves dont want any "sambo routine", they want the real hollywood stereotype of the HNIC act!

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 14:05 | 6356174 Bokkenrijder
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Obama's birth certificate is probably located somewhere in Nigeria, the uncrowned champion of scams: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/419_scams

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 14:06 | 6356178 Bokkenrijder
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To quote Chris Rock: "Preeeee-zoooo-dent!"

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:20 | 6355690 Mr Pink
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I would say more likely assembled in Langley

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:26 | 6355706 Chupacabra-322
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+1,000 Mr. Pink.

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 12:00 | 6355813 lincis
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yo can see how he's even onthe ocasions like these is reading the script, he does not have a ny bloody clue what he's doing in Africa, looney!!!!

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:07 | 6355641 Pure Evil
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Flaming OhomO should feel right at home in Africa, too bad he won't stay home.

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:07 | 6355643 J Jason Djfmam
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Tragedy+time=Comedy.

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 12:40 | 6355906 palmereldritch
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Too soon

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 12:58 | 6355950 williambanzai7
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BIRD BRAINS

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 13:27 | 6356056 JLee2027
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Key and Peele figured him out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nopWOC4SRm4

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 15:17 | 6356346 Fukushima Fricassee
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"Preezy" is a cocksucking evil facist queer.

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:06 | 6355637 bigdumbnugly
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just wondering how far the kenyan economy has deteriorated since he set foot there?

has he got em all swiping ebt yet?

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:07 | 6355639 Meat Hammer
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Only 18 more months to go and we are done with this pud whacker.

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:08 | 6355648 J Jason Djfmam
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Can't wait.

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:08 | 6355650 Pure Evil
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One can only Hope there will be a Change in 18 months.

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:59 | 6355810 toady
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Sunrise in America.

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:20 | 6355688 Savyindallas
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True  -but we get Hillary or Jeb. Hardly an upgrade. 

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:20 | 6355692 Thirtyseven
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And then what?

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:52 | 6355781 TheFourthStooge-ing
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.

And then what?

More of the same, but worse.

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 12:02 | 6355816 Anglo Hondo
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Hillary:  "I did NOT have sex with that boy (or maybe girl, after all) "

She is a Clinton after all.

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 12:39 | 6355905 Meat Hammer
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We'll undoubtedly get a new pud whacker. I'm just so sick of this one.

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:38 | 6355736 The Merovingian
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Right, then we can get back to the Clintons who also like to dance (around their money tree) and speak another language (satanic verses). Sadly, this is not sarcasm. It's a damn good thing it's never too early to start drinking. Thanks to my coffee, it's time for an Obowel movement too ... that's hope and change I can believe in!

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:42 | 6355751 Shad_ow
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Will we survive 18 more months of his change?

 

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 20:27 | 6357177 338
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And right then we get another corporate-facsist warmongering fuck to paint their colors on the White House walls.

 

Oh golly gee, let freedom ring.

 

The whole system will be fixed that day.

 

Either your beloved constitution allowed this shit to happen, or it was powerless to stop it.

 

What the fuck does it matter now, we have become what they warned us against.

 

An immoral nation of narcissistic facepalm robots too lazy to know who Daniel Shays was, let alone why he told his leaders to fuck off and die..  And carried his rifle, pitchforks and torches, with his fellow citizens to scare the holy shit out of the tyrants that tried to steal him blind....

 

A cobbled together nation of people who think Samual Adams is a fucking beer, not a Patriot who kicked this shit off.

 

 

I hang my head in shame....

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:08 | 6355647 kaiserhoff
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Your birth cerificate isn't there, Barry, nor was your Daddy.

Try Indonesia, or even Canada.

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:31 | 6355716 Chupacabra-322
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At age 18, Barack Obama admittedly arrived at Occidental College a committed revolutionary Marxist. What was the source of Obama's foundation in Marxism? Throughout his 2008 Presidential campaign and term in office, questions have been raised regarding Barack Obama's family background, economic philosophy, and fundamental political ideology. DREAMS FROM MY REAL FATHER is the alternative Barack Obama "autobiography," offering a divergent theory of what may have shaped our 44th President's life and politics.

In this film, Barack Obama is portrayed by a voiceover actor who chronicles Barack Obama's life journey in socialism, from birth through his election to the Presidency. The film begins by presenting the case that Barack Obama's real father was Frank Marshall Davis, a Communist Party USA propagandist who likely shaped Obama's world view during his formative years. Barack Obama sold himself to America as the multi-cultural ideal, a man who stood above politics. Was the goat herding Kenyan father only a fairy tale to obscure a Marxist agenda, irreconcilable with American values? This fascinating narrative is based in part on 2 years of research, interviews, newly unearthed footage and photos, and the writings of Davis and Obama himself. DREAMS FROM MY REAL FATHER weaves together the proven facts with reasoned logic in an attempt to fill-in the obvious gaps in Obama's history. Is this-- the story Barack Obama should have told, revealing his true agenda for "fundamentally transforming America?" Director Joel Gilbert concludes, "To understand Obama's plans for America, the question is 'Who is the real father?'"

http://www.snagfilms.com/films/title/dreams_from_my_real_father

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:37 | 6355735 HamFistedIdiot
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I found the film highly convincing. I liked the forensic analysis of Davis' nude pinup collection of photos taken in his house of Obama's mother (foundation child, married to CIA guy). The girl, the furniture, all match. Why did mom make sure barry spent so much time with Davis/Dad?

The magnitude of the deceit we live under in the US is astonishing. Obama is a manufactured product shoved down our throats. It doesn't matter what the truth is anymore, because as Karl Rove (speaking for the puppet masters) said addressing a room of journalists, "We create reality."

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 12:20 | 6355853 Chupacabra-322
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“We’re an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you’re studying that reality — judiciously, as you will — we’ll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that’s how things will sort out. We’re history’s actors . . . and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do.”
-Pure Evil Criminal Psychopath / Sociopath Carl Rove.

He's admitting to Psychotically creating a Matrix of False Narratives, PsyOp & Propaganda to Gaslight The American People's mindset. A basic form of mind control. The scripts written by the PentGram's & CIA scripts writers for mass consumption among tThe American People. The six Criminal Fascist Corporations which own virtually all the media are the vehicles of distribution. The Forth Reich is here & has been for decades formulating & perfecting the Art of PsyOp / Control mechanisms to enslave mind kind literally through our mind / mindset & thus shaping a false perception of our realities.

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 12:31 | 6355887 Bay of Pigs
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9/11 is the key test. If a person believes that false narrative, you know they are asleep and will believe anything.

Most of the US history being taught and sold as truth in public schools today is pure Goebbels propaganda.

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 13:57 | 6356149 lakecity55
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"My Mission is to Destroy the USA."

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:09 | 6355653 DanDaley
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"Some Are Suggesting I Am Here To Look For My Birth Certificate"

 

There's truth in jest.

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:13 | 6355669 Pure Evil
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Yeah, he's looking for something alright.

Probably some young boys to satisfy his lust.

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 12:04 | 6355823 lakecity55
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"Sir, we have 5 Kenyan boys with tight assholes for you"

"Great. Have you got some Rush?"

"Right here sir!"

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:14 | 6355673 wmbz
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Life in the slow lane, on the short bus!

He will always have the advantage over his worshippers, because their indeed morons with no sense of humor!

King of the buffoons!

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:59 | 6355812 lakecity55
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"I shall not rest until YT is eliminated from America."

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:15 | 6355676 venturen
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just a nasty piece of trash. A president that is just a nasty nasty person...please Karma...do your work!

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:16 | 6355678 Reaper
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Did he learn to dance at the bathhouse in Chicago?

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:28 | 6355713 lakecity55
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"I solemnly Swear to destroy the United State of America, burn its Constitution and  create Race War and Attacks by my Muslim  Fighters, So Help me Allah!

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:23 | 6355686 Monetas
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He ain't got no rhythm .... he was watching feet .... sort of like a dance prompter .... he read the lines in Swahili .... his remarks .... the soft racism of diplomatic boiler plate .... the only time he doesn't use his tele-prompter .... is when he's reciting verses from the Quran .... and no one even looks like him ?

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 16:51 | 6356593 JohninMK
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Well noticed.

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:21 | 6355693 Able Ape
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Thank God I didn't stand for endless hours in bitter cold to watch this bimbo get inaugurated...

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:25 | 6355698 newsoutlet
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Another example how Russian military falls apart

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xWsYaJF6Kfc

 

Now, where are paid putin trolls? You know, stoogie and maxi who always run like little pathetic puppies to my comments :D

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:53 | 6355786 rejected
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Oh, I don't know.... Considering we have to pay Russia to get our "astronauts" in space via one of their backwards rockets since none of our purchased high tech Chinese equipment is capable.

For fun how about:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1967_USS_Forrestal_fire

http://news.usni.org/2014/04/16/fire-breaks-aboard-u-s-navy-cruiser-ship...

http://news.usni.org/2015/07/22/destroyer-uss-the-sullivans-damaged-afte...

http://news.usni.org/2015/03/03/breaking-amphibious-warship-gunston-hall...

moron...

 

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 12:02 | 6355815 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Now, where are paid putin trolls? You know, stoogie and maxi who always run like little pathetic puppies to my comments

Woooo, pathetic is Latvian potato troll begging for attention like a marmot begging for table scraps.

Drink the decoction of the puffer fish! Do the world a big favor!

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 15:16 | 6356344 Tarshatha
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Russia, "AK-74: Fast Assembly & Disassembly In Russian School"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrxjYfl05ek

 

Amerika, "10-year-old suspended for making fingers into shape of gun"

http://www.cnn.com/2014/03/04/us/ohio-boy-suspended-finger-gun/

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:25 | 6355699 lakecity55
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I'm sure you found it, asshole. You are a Fucking Traitor to America.

I hope your Fag Ass burns in Hell.

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 12:28 | 6355879 Pure Evil
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Please,.....why do they always send the fags and homos down here.

For once send some beautiful women and a kilo of high grade Peruvian flake.

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 13:54 | 6356140 lakecity55
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Sorry, you'll have to be satisfied by Barry's loose asshole.

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:41 | 6355700 Youri Carma
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Yeah, Obama were is your Birth Certificate!? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v393/youricarma/Miscellaneous/Brezinski-ObamavsRonPaul-Sharp.jpg

Oh look, I found Obama's Birth Certificate!?! OK, you’re born in Kenya so not eligible to become the President of the United States! Arnie will be very angry now.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v393/youricarma/Miscellaneous/Obama_birthcertificate.jpg

http://thinkingrightblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/obama-kenyan-bc-...

Obama Admits He Was Born In Kenya http://thinkingrightblog.com/obama-admits-he-was-born-in-kenya/

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:30 | 6355717 Md4
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Looks like good-paying, middle class jobs (not simply the "shovel-ready" jobs of 2009 that mostly never appeared) in new manufacturing are no longer a concern for him...

And to think, we still have more than a whole year more of this disconnected, not-to-be-bothered president.

This fall, we may be moving into one of the bleakest periods our nation (if not the world) has ever known.

At the same time, we are probably the most poorly led in our history.

Does anyone seriously think this man could have led a nation through the first Great Depression, and Normandy?

When we replace him, we need to set petty differences aside, and together, choose well.

We're going to need a lot better than this.

m

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 12:08 | 6355755 lakecity55
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"Middle Class jobs do not exist is my coming Soviet. All private business owners will be Liquidated."

"Stalin would be ashamed of the numbers of Americans I am about to Kill! Pol Pot would weep at the carnage I am about to unleash. Mao would even be Jealous!"

My UN troops are Invincible! Americans will not fight, they will line up and march into the new Wal-Mart Gas Chambers!

Hahahhaha, you Americans have No Will to Fight! The Jew Gassing by Hitler in WW2 will be Nothing compared to my slaughter! Every YT Must Die! YT is my Enemy,y! You shall all be destroyed!!

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:36 | 6355725 lakecity55
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Faggotry and Homosexuality are my main points to present to the Kenyan Government.

The ideal of Family needs to be destroyed here as anywhere else. I shall not rest until Everyone is Gay!!

All Humanity must know te pleasure of a Dick up you Ass!

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:40 | 6355745 rejected
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Can we rescue captured words?

"The ideal of Family needs to be destroyed here as anywhere else. I shall not rest until Everyone is Homesexual!!"

Fixed it.


 


Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:50 | 6355776 lakecity55
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Thanx.

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:36 | 6355733 rejected
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I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm Free....... lol

Nothing like rubbing salt in the wound,, eh, your majesty.

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:40 | 6355741 adrealis
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You can tell that he is half white when he plays basketball or dances.

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:41 | 6355750 lakecity55
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Satan does not give out "Birth Certificates."

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 12:14 | 6355841 rejected
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Exactly why are there "Birth Certificates" ??

cer·tif·i·cate 1. A document establishing the authenticity of certain details of an item, event, or transaction: a certificate of birth.
2. A document issued to a person completing a course of study not leading to a diploma. 3. A document certifying that a person may officially practice in certain professions. 4. A document certifying ownership. Think!  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsL9UL9qbv8
Sun, 07/26/2015 - 12:34 | 6355891 saints51
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Because of #4. It is the only reason.

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:47 | 6355768 Monetas
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The "Event in a Tent" .... no clean buildings in Nairobi .... the State Department probably paid for the tent .... and that old whore Susan Rice .... the most incompetent woman in government .... since Madeline Albright and Hillary .... they  have been wrong on every major issue .... under their  purview .... this pathetic spectacle is an embarrassment !

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:48 | 6355769 God
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God says:
May all Americans catch the nigger flu!
/s

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Nigger+flu

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:54 | 6355784 Government need...
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I'be been witnessing scores of niggardly acts.  Must be the nigger flu!

Or maybe it's the 'Nigga Please'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYpnINrZM_M

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 11:49 | 6355772 henry chucho
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And now watch as Bath-house Barry and the Kenyans perform El Presidentes theme-song," It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.,the Y.M.C.A.,they have everything for you men to enjoy,you can hang out with all the boys,at the Y.M.C.A.,the...

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 12:04 | 6355822 rejected
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Unfortunately,,, He is every bit as qualified to be El Presidenti as the gaggle of puppets running for office today.

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 12:15 | 6355852 MickV
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No he is not. He is not an eligible natural born Citizen, and neither is Rubio, Cruz or Jindal (or McCain for that matter-- born in Panama).

Think it's an accident? Or is it done purposefully to void the US Constitution.

When there is no legal exeutor of the laws then the law does not exist.

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 12:08 | 6355834 MickV
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He has produced no "birth certificate". No one of legal authority has confirmed that they have touched the raised seal which supposedly adorns the "birth certiicate", and the pics of it in Snopes onfirm that the stamp is INCISED, not EXCISED as Hawaiian law demands. A pic on a website is PROOF OF NOTHING. Can you go to the Post Office and whip out a laptop and show a picture of your birth certificate and get a passport? Can you do the same and get a job? Yet any question as to the authenticity of the document or whether it actually exists is greeted with scorn and accusations of "conspiracy theorist", and ridicule as a "tin foil hat wearer".

In actuality the BC is only needed for proof that the story of birth to a Kenyan father, Barack Obama Sr. is accurate. By his own story he is not and eligible natural born Citizen. He was born in that story as a British subject to a British subject father. His birth was at best as a dual citizen which voids his eligibility, since natural born Citizens are born of 2 US Citizen parents on US soil--- so that no foreign allegiance at birth exists (the purpose is to prevent foreign influence in the future Commander in Chief of the US Armed Forces).

"The Constitution does not in words say who shall be natural-born citizens. Resort must be had elsewhere to ascertain that. At common law, with the nomenclature of which the framers of the Constitution were familiar, it was never doubted that all children born in a country of parents who were its citizens became themselves, upon their birth, citizens also. These were natives or natural-born citizens, as distinguished from aliens or foreigners." Minor v. Happersett, 88 US 162, 167 (1875)

 

 

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 12:22 | 6355865 The Darwin Mode
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Obama's transmogrification from ineligible candidate into "legitimized" president represents blatant unconstitutionality... but so the eff what? The Constitution has been getting trampled on since the soonest inconveniences of our earliest administrations. Guess what, folks: this thing we call 'rule of law' is a figment, and has been mostly that since the beginning. Jeffersonian Republicanism was long dead before our grandfathers were born, so for the right wing homers who insist on dumbing down ZH en masse with childish snarks about this particular neolib automaton -- as if the next neocon install will be any better -- I humbly request...

...would you please WTFU? Thanks, and be sure to vote thumbs down to show you've been impacted by this message. Here, I'll get things started:

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 12:36 | 6355897 Pure Evil
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Nigga Please!

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 13:36 | 6356080 bunnyswanson
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Homo please!  (more likely)

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 12:29 | 6355882 The Delicate Genius
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I am far less concerned about where the puppet-in-chief was born than I am with the stunning number of people, many appointed by the purported "secret Muslim"

- who are dual citizens of Israel.

to whit:

http://irmep.org/fischer_aipac.htm

or

Victoria Nuland’s family ties: The Permanent Government in action
"Intertwined Jewish power families are an important aspect of Jewish history, cementing business relationships by creating networks of close relatives who married only among themselves—e.g., the Court Jews of 17th- and 18th-century Europe (see here, pp 150-152). We see echoes of that in the contemporary world, as among the neocons." ...

http://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/2014/02/victoria-nulands-family-ties/

.... and you should be too.

Well most of you. Naturally, not the omnipresent handful of Israel Firster trolls/thought police/ and shitheads.

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 12:36 | 6355899 Infinite QE
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Definitely overdue for a well targeted pogram.

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 13:28 | 6356061 The Delicate Genius
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I don't advocate any violence at all... just fire anyone who is a dual citizen - of any other country.

But yeah, Israel and the obvious dual loyalty of a large minority of Jews/Zionists is the issue.

Recall that there was a law against having dual citizenship which the Supreme Court "overturned" for incredibly specious reasons - the law should be passed again, with a rider indicating it is re-instating the prior law as the SC exceeded its authority {because the case involved a Jew and Israel, and the deciding vote was by a Jewish justice}.

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 13:46 | 6356114 The Delicate Genius
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JEWISH PERSECUTION

TOOL of the International Zionists' Plan for World Dominion

Part One

http://www.sweetliberty.org/perspective/jewishpersecutionintro.htm

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 13:46 | 6356115 smacker
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Although Israel has been running a venomous campaign against Iran for years mostly on fallacious pretexts and keeps making threats to bomb it, and has confrontations with virtually every Arab neighbour in the Middle East, we never hear a single angry word spoken between Israel and Saudi Arabia, despite that SA is probably the 2nd most troublesome sand pit in the M/E and is allegedly involved in much global terrorism.

A strange state of affairs.

"jewish roots of saudi royal family"   "saudi royals are crypto-jews"

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 12:29 | 6355883 orangegeek
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barry has some payback coming after he leaves office.

 

whether it's his kenyan roots that get erased, or his daughters that disappear, barry is going to get some payback within a few years.

 

barry has pissed off the wrong people.

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 12:37 | 6355902 Pure Evil
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Nigga Please!

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 18:53 | 6356941 Charles Offdensen
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Pure evil- i think you meant this.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AWbnGviamC8

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 12:45 | 6355917 saints51
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The owners love barry. You better pray for divine intervention because that is the only way we get justice for any of these assholes.

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 13:00 | 6355957 bunnyswanson
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They'll turn on each other.  Point fingers.  Make sacrifices so the people will think there is an element of justice remaining on this pitiful planet.

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 13:19 | 6356027 saints51
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Not with a POTUS. Senator maybe but not a POTUS.

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 12:31 | 6355885 analyzer_66
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The Kenya shilling continues to rise against the USD.

 

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 13:50 | 6355903 Infinite QE
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Would be much more interesting to get copies of the pics the secret service seized from the various gay bars that Barry and Rahm used to frequent on Halsted Street. Such as the Manhole, etc.

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 13:52 | 6356133 lakecity55
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Hi, I'm Barry. Are you from Kenya?
Yes.
Can I suck your dick?

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 14:06 | 6356179 HamFistedIdiot
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What's up with all the gay bashing? Wherever you stand on the nature-nurture debate, Barry's sexual predilections are among the least of our worries. I know some gay 9/11 truthers. Can we afford to alienate them at this time when we face a common enemy? What of the saying, "The enemy of my enemy is my friend" ?

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 15:35 | 6356403 robertocarlos
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Well he didn't have to get married and steal a woman from us straight dudes.

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 19:53 | 6357079 Pancho de Villa
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"a woman"? LOL

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 14:14 | 6356192 chubakka
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Birth certificate:  well, it never crossed our mind but it appears to be on yours lol.  

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 15:21 | 6356361 Tarshatha
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How about you look for your own SSN while you're at it, you fucking fraud.

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 15:33 | 6356397 robertocarlos
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Why doesn't the USSA issue EBT cards for everybody. All 7 billion of us. That would solve some problems.

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 15:36 | 6356408 kchrisc
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He was born in Hawaii, reborn at Langley, and is controlled from Glilot Junction.

Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission..

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 15:45 | 6356435 HamFistedIdiot
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Watch that "Dreams of My Real Father" documentary discussed above. BS was likely born in Indonesia. A lot of US families with births outside the US had the births printed in the Hawaii newspapers to establish citizenship.

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 16:57 | 6356615 prymythirdeye
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Excellent point HFI.  I noted the same without reading your comment first.  Nice to find like-minded folks!

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 16:00 | 6356482 atomicwasted
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You know that the right wing nutjobs are losing when this assclown is schooling them.  

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 16:33 | 6356542 prymythirdeye
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I believe he was born in Indonesia.  His mother worked for the ford foundation there and after going down that rabbit hole one day, there was an abundance of evidence that indeed it was very likely he was born there.  Junk away for no links but I just don't feel like doing the legwork again right now.  Most information is out there if you take the time and effort to find it.  I just don't feel the need to retain every detail.

edit:  BTW, Tim Geithner's dad worked at the Ford Foundation....overseeing the microfinance programs in Indonesia being developed by none other than Obama's mother, Anne Dunham Soetoro(Wikipedia).  Can't make this shit up folks!

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 17:29 | 6356707 tictawk
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I think if he was born to an American parent, he is automatically American even though he was born in Kenya or Indonesia of whatever.

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 20:16 | 6357142 earleflorida
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i would suggest that you put moar tyme and researchin your post!

it was very easy to research, as i've posted years back...

here's the link lazy     http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2446765/posts

Mon, 07/27/2015 - 06:23 | 6358174 prymythirdeye
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The research I'm talking about is whether Obama was born in Indonesia, stupid, not whether his mother worked for Geithner's dad.

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 16:47 | 6356577 roadhazard
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Hows that birth certificate deal working out for you clowns. Better check Trumps, I heard it's Jamaican.

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 16:56 | 6356614 chosen
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But can he pick cotton?

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 17:26 | 6356698 tictawk
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Village Idiot returns home to Kenya.  Please stay there and spare America the embarassement of electing this village dunce twice. 

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 18:27 | 6356866 nc551
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People don't joke about what is important to them.  How many of you make rape jokes about your female family members?  The fact he constantly makes jokes about the illegitimacy of our government is telling.

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 19:14 | 6356992 Charles Offdensen
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Bow do you stop five black vuys from raping a white woman?

Throw them a basketball

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 19:19 | 6356897 Charles Offdensen
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No wonder barry is so angry. How would you feel if you had to pretend to have a fake father from kenya when your real father is a communist that you cant aknowledge and live your life as a lie?

Men, especially young black and fatherless men, become angry when there is no father around to teach you about life or the fact that you are legitimate breeds a narcisitic behavior pattern. Think about the word bastard. Thats what barry is but be has to pretend to be something else.

And as karl marx stated in the communist manifesto the communist disdain to conceal there views and aims. They openly declare that their ends can be obtained only by forcible overthrow of all existing social condition.

Barry has to conceal not only what he is but who he is. That makes him one angry mofo.

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 19:10 | 6356983 Kavklov
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Obama went to Kenya to look for another TRANNIE... he is unhappy with michele...

 

 

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 19:52 | 6357075 f16hoser
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Birth Certificate? Who's your fucking daddy? Let's start there and work forward.

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 19:56 | 6357089 earleflorida
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this trip is just another backdoor-- do`knot try to 'untie-the-gordian' in egypt on the way-out-- ass`job?

yeah, we luv ya kenya... {laughing to hims'selfless arrogance}[!]

ethiopia and sudan?

blue and whit nile?

yemen and eritrea [?] and let us not overlooky`?hear... djibouti <and china>?!?

aswan great dam and lake nasser...

such damning geography if ethiopia pisses off sudan... with a entourage of multi`nat.l-corporist/globalist in toll?

can some one say hillary and myanmar?

i left my heart in 'khartoum', and my wallet in addis ababa...[?]

http://www.egyptattraction.com/blue-nile-map.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khartoum#Modern_history.2820th.E2.80.9321st_centuries.29 

but what will the sissi do with the '[mb] muslim brotherhood'?([set them free to fight another day against hezbollah]) freeing-up isis hand against the northern kurds of syria and turkey's pkk???

so many options to play with a 75% chance of success? not bad, eh?

jmo   

 

 

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 22:58 | 6357468 earleflorida
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addendum:   remember Shiekh Bandar[Bush]? well the money man behind bandar was saeed badeeb the underling of prince turki al-faisal of saudi arabia's '[GIP]general intelligence presidentcy.

http://www.joshuapundit.blogspot.com/2013/07/arabme-obamas-secret-8-billion-deal.html

the arab media exposes obama's secret $8 bln deal for the muslim brotherhood?

http://www.historycommons.org/entity.jst?entity=saudi_general_intelligence_presidency_1

tyler... problems with zh

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 20:02 | 6357106 gwar5
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Kenya believe it? 

His father was a foreign national so Barry is automatically not qualified to hold the office of president. It doesn't matter if he is an anchor baby born in HI or not.

 

Mon, 07/27/2015 - 01:37 | 6357908 onmail
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Africans were poor

They had land, gold,

diamonds, uranium, minerals

and also people

West stole all for little money

They also transported their people as slaves ,

bought & sold them

the sivilized western culture's sivilized people

Now Africans have started to get a little better

And one of their people returned back to Africa

only the world finds that

Africans are now straight

And the One who returned

has acquired western tastes & culture

AND NOW TELLING HIS OWN PEOPLE

TO FCUK IN ASS IS A GOOD THING

 

Should Africa be proud ?

Mon, 07/27/2015 - 07:01 | 6358220 Smilygladhands
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President Selfie on another ego trip. The media never tires of swinging on his nuts.

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