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Putin Trolls Obama, Says FIFA's Blatter Deserves A Nobel Prize
For FIFA's Sepp Blatter it has not been a good year thanks to the US Department of Justice which in May, years if not decades after the entire world knew full well that FIFA is the second most corrupt and criminal organization in the world after Wall Street, decided to step in and spoil the racketeering and bribery party of 79-year-old Swiss.
It is not clear why the DOJ, which has trillions in overt and covert criminality still left to tackle just on the island of Manhattan (or perhaps not, now that the statute of limitations on virtually all crimes has run out) decided to crack down on football, although according to many the ultimate target of this particular crackdown was none other than Russia's hosting of the 2018 World Cup, and therefore Obama's arch nemesis, Vladimir Putin.
So earlier today, it was Putin's turn to troll not only the DOJ, but also Barack Obama who is currently in Ethiopia as part of his African tour when in an interview aired by Swiss broadcaster RTS on Monday Putin said that Sepp Blatter deserves a Nobel Prize for his stewardship of soccer’s governing body.
On Saturday, at a meeting with Putin in St Petersburg, Blatter said that FIFA, facing a major bribery scandal, had passed a resolution offering full support for holding the 2018 World Cup in Russia.
“We all know the situation developing around Mr Blatter right now. I don’t want to go into details but I don’t believe a word about him being involved in corruption personally,” he said.
“I think people like Mr Blatter or the heads of big international sporting federations, or the Olympic Games, deserve special recognition. If there is anyone who deserves the Nobel Prize, it’s those people.”
Putin's position is not surprising: in May, when the scandal broke, Putin harshly criticized the U.S. investigation into FIFA as meddling in matters that were outside its jurisdiction.
He rekindled that criticism in the interview broadcast on Monday, and widened it to include Britain, noting that those two countries had bid to host the 2018 and 2022 World Cups.
"The way there is this fight against corruption makes me wonder if it isn’t a continuation of the bids for 2018 and 2022."
It is, of course.
As for Putin's observation about Blatter's Nobel price eligibility, he clearly is qualified for the "Peace" version - after all he hasn't even droned thousands of innocent women and children to death - and considering how much Keynesian reconstruction, destructive as it may have been in the long-run, his World Cup awards have generated, not to mention illegal kickbacks for corrupt incompetent politicians, his "contribution" to the global economy and some of its most prominent thieves is well greater than that of Paul Krugman who is a mere op-ed scribbling dwarf by comparison.
As such, it is about time the Nobel prize farce finally made a full circle, and award Blatter the Nobels for both Peace and Economics, two fields which in the New Paranormal are anything but what they seem.
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Trump & Putin would probably get along.
So would Reggie and Caitlyn Jenner. What's your point?
Insert Publicus tagline: God bless Donald Trump and keep him and his family safe from harm.
Thats some strong smack talk. Rome would be proud.
Blatter has support among most of the members of FIFA because he made the organization much more democratic, instead of being mostly eurocentric. Most of the members of the BRICS nations are strong supporters, and despite the USSA's best attempts, they have yet to find real dirt on Blatter, unlike most of the criminals who populate the CONgress.
Long Live The Don!
Hey, what other choice is there? Billary and Jeb are sooooooooooooooooo disconnected as the polls show.
yeh, like futbol more important
than crimes under their noses
what is yours? why misdirect to the disgusting?
is it important to you?
"Putin Trolls Obama, Says FIFA's Blatter Deserves A Nobel Prize"
Well, he didn't exactly say that but it makes a good headline Tylers.
Well, the corrupt pathological lying fudgepacker got a Nobel Prize for doing nothing, why not this corrupt MFer....
back in the real world the ruble got taken to the woodshed. lol
better worry about your own country
FOREX is controlled by Western oligarchs, or demigod "powers-that-be" as you like to call them... by the enemy, cunt! But it doesn' matter, retardo, because all a weaker currency does to Russian economy is to make their export cheaper: Russia doesn't need resources, it has plenty of them! Joke's on you, stupid cunt!
But Russia ought to demand oil and gas Western consumers buy in large quantities to be paid in rubles! You will see how quickly the ruble gains its strenght then. Why should Russia accept payment for her natural resources in some foreign toilet paper currencies like euro or dollar which Prince Draghi and Madam Yell-en are printing in trillions annually?! Why would anyone sane and intelligent accept some foreign fiat instead of its own, and a fiat of an enemy entities nonetheless ffs?! Who the fuck needs that Murican or European fiat when you can have them pay in your own?! But it can get even better than that, and that would be to demand payment for Russian energy resources in gold... or... Western parasites can fuck off! That should be the massage, and it's a high time Putin delivers it!
The russians gladly accept foreign toilet paper. It is superior to the russian toilet paper used to make the rubles.
Boston's ass was just saved...
Boston’s Bid for Summer Olympics Is Terminatedhttp://www.nytimes.com/2015/07/28/sports/olympics/boston-2024-summer-oly...
BOSTON — After a tortuous seven-month public process, the United States Olympic Committee on Monday acknowledged that it had failed to win over the people of Boston to host the 2024 Summer Games and it officially pulled the plug on its bid to put forth Boston as America’s host city.
“We have not been able to get a majority of the citizens of Boston to support hosting the 2024 Olympic and Paralympic Games,” Scott Blackmun, the chief executive of the U.S.O.C., said in a statement. “Therefore, the U.S.O.C. does not think that the level of support enjoyed by Boston’s bid would allow it to prevail over great bids from Paris, Rome, Hamburg, Budapest or Toronto.”
The decision followed a bombshell announcement Monday morning by Mayor Martin J. Walsh that he would not sign a host city contract with the U.S.O.C. if it wanted him to do so by the end of the day.
“This is me letting the taxpayers of Boston know where we stand on the Olympic bid and where we stand on the guarantee – that I will not sign a document that puts one dollar of taxpayers’ money on the line for one penny of overruns for the Olympics,” the mayor said.
“I refuse to mortgage the future of the city away,” the mayor added. “This is a commitment that I can’t make without ensuring the city and its residents will be protected.”
The U.S.O.C. said it would consider other options for a 2024 bid. Los Angeles, San Francisco and Washington were the other finalists for the American bid. It is uncertain whether the U.S.O.C. would find more support in any of those cities.
The U.S.O.C. must formally submit its host city bid by mid-September to the International Olympic Committee, which is holding a board meeting Monday in Malaysia. Organizers now must decide whether to try to scramble a last-minute bid from Los Angeles or allow the United States to forgo a chance at hosting the Summer Games, which it has not done since 1996.
yeah - ol' Marty is one of these salt of the earth types who nevertheless wants to tax more, spend more, give illegals licenses, prosecute *you* for minor crimes but not do anything in re criminal aliens.
http://newskick90.blogspot.com/2015/07/15-of-population-of-el-salvador-a...
He changed his tune because the polls were pretty clear that people didn't want to deal with it.
apropos of little: fuck soccer.
I know. The unions must be pissed now and alone in itself would have created catastrophic over runs ala The Big Dig
I love anyone named Vlad - Dracula, Lenin, Putin. All better than the terd with ears in the White House.
Fuck Lenin, the Jew who started much of Russia's nightmares. Real name: Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov.
http://www.jewwatch.com/jew-leaders-lenin.html
Even better in this article:
The author had the right idea but needed a few more words. I apologize to all mentally handicapped people for including this genetic monstrosity in their group, but facts are facts!
think lenin was part jewish but part a whole bunch of things
the name-changing was pretty prevalent though.
My understanding is that in all possible universes where the Bolshevik leadership ACTUALLY were disproportionately OR majority Jews {less than 10%, probably less than 7% of the pop.}
- it would be "anti-Semitic" to say so.
So I won't, because the logic there is air tight.
Fuck the Romanov's too though.
Fuck royalty and all inherited titles.
"the terd with ears in the White House".... very well stated....
They misquoted Putin.
What he said was," If they were stupid enough to give Obama one, they can certainly give one to Sepp".
That's exactly what it sounded like to me.
I thought it was "Obama? Who?"
Cage match Putin v Affirmative Action Coon, his NigNog supporters, Moochie and the two Nigglettes and his white liberal asshole supporters are forced to watch.
Says the guy who spent $51 billion on the Sochi Games...was there actually any snow?
Blatter is just the type that Puutie likes.
Easily bought for little money.
Augustus is just the type that Lyashko likes.
Ass easily bought for little money.
Oh, yes, you go Lyashko for two hryvnia give in.
The stench of stupidity and childish mental/verbal diarrhea always remains, regarless of how many times you change your name, you stupid Galician cunt!
funny thing how you and nanny moose been round ZH for 5 years and a few months apart.
is there a special troll time machine for pick your own date on ZH?
why don't you try 5 yeasrs and 3 years at least?
"As for Putin's observation about Blatter's Nobel price eligibility, he clearly is qualified for the "Peace" version - after all he hasn't even droned thousands of innocent women and children to death..."
A lovely contemptuous slap at the corrupt award of the Peace prize to Obama! Nice one, Putin.
They should name it the Novel peace prize, because it's a novel idea that Obama deserved one.
Obama was awarded it in optimistic hope; after all, he couldn't be any worse thn his cerebrally challenged predecessor, could he. Oh, how disappointing.
I think I can solve the world's energy problems....
Dig up old Alfred and use him to drive turbines. At the rate he must be spinning down there it would be an almost infinite energy resource!
Just trolling for them to open up Nobel Prize in Bear Wrestling.
Translation: don't look at the books of the International Olympic Committee, or how they choose venues, or the associated national debt and debt comissions that come with the venue or where the money actually went because I got this Crimea blowback all over my budget.
So...
Is The Putin taking lessons from The Donald, and doing it classier, or has The Donald been taking lessons from The Putin, and doing it crasser?
Crassy vs. Classy.
Hmmmmm Mr. Blatter not so much. Now...Mickey Mouse or Popeye - NOW there's Nobel Peace Prize material.
Neither of these two was born in Kenya, and that deserves a Nobel Prize all of its own.
After discussing the Nobel Prize, Putin sarcastically praised Obama for wanting a woman to be featured on the face of the USA $10 bill..... he said the rumor in Washington is that Obama wants to honor a woman that has CHANGED to world and Barack is going to nominate Loretta Fuddy.
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/other/health-director-who-approved-obama-birth-certificate-dies-plane-crash-f2D11732106
Putin should give his Presidential Medal of Freedom to Blatter.
what freedom?
http://www.jw.org/en/news/legal/by-region/russia/bans-jw-org-website-blocked/
'Seven months after the Supreme Court of the Russian Federation declared www.jw.org to be extremist, Russian authorities banned the official website of Jehovah’s Witnesses. The ban became effective on July 21, 2015, when the Russian Federation Ministry of Justice added jw.org to the Federal List of Extremist Materials. Internet providers throughout Russia have blocked access to the website, and it is now a criminal offense to promote it from within the country. Russia is the only country in the world to ban jw.org.'
You can search for "freedom" in your West, scum! But Western NGOs ought to be banned all together, not just declared extremist. Comprendo, scum?
p.s.
And not just banned but foreign agents and mercenaries working have to be legally processed and imprisoned for interfering in internal affairs of a sovereign nation. It's something all sovereing nations ought to do! Brand the Western infiltrators and moles as foreign agents which they are, and process their criminal behavior, which goes from cultural corruption to bribery of public officials and outright coup instigations, by handing them well-deserved life in prisons or execution!
so 'russian orthodox', just which masters bidding are you carrying out? i don't recall jesus acting your way in the bible. jw's have been in russia over 100 years, commies tried to get rid of them. interfering in internal affairs? that shows your bias. jws never are involved in politics, anywhere. bribes and coups? you have been weighed by your own comments and found to be nothing but a troll and very poor at it!!
Hey now friend, there's an Obama freedom medal in every swag bag. I know Kerry gave Putin one.
Unless somebody filched it...
...which confirm my previous suspicion even further that FIFA scandal was likely fabricated because of their boycott of Israel. That was the only other popping news around same time period.
I say give the peace prize to Obama again and again until he realises that he needs to do something in the name of peace. sarc/
The Peace prize is a joke anyway. Let's give one to Dick Cheney. His torture, endless wars and participation in the 911 false flag has so far kept the world from a nuclear apocalypse. So Bush/Cheney and Obama killed millions and created tens of millions of refugees. A mere drop in the bucket compared to the 7 billion on this planet - and the stock market is only about 5% off it's all time highs.
Obuttfuck admin couldn't find any crime on Wall Street so they moved on to FIFA. Can't make this shit up
I wish Putin would just spend the $BILLIONS he doesn't, and won't have in time to CREATE (not fix or upgrade) the infrastructure needed for the World Cup, if not for the games (which will be pulled out once he fixes up), but for the "little people" whose wages have dropped in value 20% and more over the past two years. He OWES those people!
I'm just tired of another Russian "Startup to fail" in the Baltics being shoved on my company just because anyone with a brain or money is leaving Putin's Titanic, and fast. I'm tired of drinking 300 to 500 ml of vodka for lunch to make these fuckheads comfortable. At least the fleeing Ukrainians bring something interesting like honey- or pepper-flavored booze for a change.
And if I hear about another Russian family who got their mortgage in $US and are underwater, I'm going to recite the Lord's Prayer as I puke in a $500 purse.
You are one stupid, ignorant cunt, Western libtard! Libtard, Russians are not like you Westerners to borrow something they don't have to spend it on something they don't need. I think you should get back to inserting round objects into your ass! You need some satisfaction, you stupid cunt! ehehehehe
p.s.
And what Putin should do is revoke the citizenship of all liberal citizens in Russia, and then banish them! Let the filth go on to the West where such scum belongs to! That is what Putin owes to Russians! That and returning all stolen property of Russian people during the 90s to the righful owners of the properties -- Russian people! Jews, those thiefs and Western agents since their Bolshevik coup, were stealing from the Russian people during that time like there would be tomorrow! But "tomorrow" must come, tomorrow always comes!
p.p.s.
And no wages have dropped 20% you stupid Western libtard! Not even wages in the world's parasite, your Murica have dropped so low... yet. But they will soon, and in much bigger percentage, cunt! You have been living beyond your means for over half a century... stealing from the world. But the world is done subsidizing you Western parasites! Soon you won't be paying for someone elses' products of sweat and labor with your toilet paper, but in gold. And if you don't have gold or anything else of value to offer, you won't get goods. Tough luck for you, stupid libtard and Western parasite, because only shit and toilet paper called dollars you produce in quantities that satisfy your desires... in abundance! ehehehe
But just you keep shoveling your asshole, you stupid liberal Western cunt! You need all satisfaction you can get! ehehehehe
Corrupt as FIFA and Blatter undoubtedly are, they are amateurs compared to Wall St, the Fed and Washington.
At least FIFA has enough shame to try to keep its corruption under the covers. The US financial and political leadership flaunts it.
To have one of the two major parties and media supporting the candidacy for president of a member of the crime family that has raised hundreds of millions by blatantly selling government favors while putting the country's security at risk by using an unprotected private email server shows a partisan public acceptance of corruption that is third world standard.
Really, don't we all deserve Nobel prizes?
He does have a sense of humour! This is a nice surprise. Known a few Russians in my time and when it comes to rib ticklers I've always equated them with the Swedes who are a really miserable bunch except for jokes about alcohol and surströmming. I like the cut of his jib and his dry wit.
Yep, give every criminal on the planet a Nobel Prize and it will be a badge of honour not to have one hanging beside the mirror in the toilet.
There is no patriotism that money can't buy. In US and elsewhere.Politicians will always do right thing if they are paid enough.
But Blatter stand up to his government. And that's commendable.
If anyone deserves the Nobel Peace Prize its Putin himself.
One man standing between the US and the neocon scourge, the wall street scum, and the filth of Washington and westminster - from turning planet earth and all upon her to burnt toast.