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UK Government Admits 250,000 Porn Websites Visited On Parliament PCs
Prime Minister David Cameron vowed in 2013 to block pornographic material from "the darkest corners of the internet."
Cameron announced in July that most households in the UK would have pornography blocked by their internet provider unless they chose to receive it.
Online pornography was "corroding childhood" and "distorting" children's understanding of sex and relationships, he argued.
The UK's biggest internet service providers have agreed to the filters scheme meaning it should cover 95% of homes.
But one of Mr Cameron's advisers, Wikipedia co-founder Jimmy Wales, said the plans were "absolutely ridiculous".
It appears he better start at home...
Thanks to a Freedom of Information request by the Daily Express, RT reports, over 247,000 attempts were made to visit X-rated websites from the UK Parliament’s computer network last year, with the numbers spiking during parliamentary recess in April...
Attempts to access more than 42,000 sites classed as pornographic were made during April alone last year, totaling more than 1,300 each day.
The Freedom of Information request by the Daily Express found the second most active month was October 2014, where there were more than 30,000 attempts to access porn sites.
The figures don’t show which sites were accessed or how long was spent on the pages.
The findings add to the previous total of 350,000 in 2013.
Taxpayers’ Alliance Chief Executive Jonathan Isaby said of the figures: “Some of these ‘visits’ are no doubt the product of pop-ups beyond anybody’s control, but the number is absolutely staggering.
“One would hope that those attempting to access these sites at Parliament could keep their extra-curricular activities safely within their own four walls, as it’s not an appropriate use of time when it’s on the taxpayers’ tab,” he added.
Speaking about the 2013 results, a House of Commons spokeswoman said: “We do not consider the data to provide an accurate representation of the number of purposeful requests made by network users due to the variety of ways in which websites can be designed to act, react and interact and due to the potential operation of third party software.”
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Rather stunningly, it also emerged that sexymp.co.uk, a site where you can you rate the looks of members of parliament, was the most popular banned site at Britain’s Parliament.
So, first The SEC and now UK Parliament... is it any wonder the world is turning to shit if every 'official' is 'busy' all day with other more uplifting things...
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bloody wankers!
Wanking till bloody
That site for cheaters had a huge following in one of the hotbeds of Canadian government, too.
Government employment makes you hungry for illicit sex, or may be they are 2 versions of the same hunger, that attract the same folks.
WAX on wax off
Wenches Gone Wild
Slimy Limeys.
i dont trust a man who doesnt shine the rocket.
wankiiiiing to the mooooon
lol
... hookers and blow ... "Disgraced Lord Sewel quits parliament following cocaine & hookers exposé" >>> http://www.rt.com/uk/310936-lord-sewel-quits-parliament/ ...
(typo alert: s/b Lord Sewer. ;) ...
To be fair to my desperate English cousins, numerous visits that I've made to England over the years made it clear English women are in a league of their own - but not in a good way. Worse still, much the same may be said about the nation's culinary habits. There is no reprieve for them there, either.
London however was a large exception on both of these counts. Diversity is a blessing, though that notion isn't exactly popular around here.
How very selfless of you to represent diversity.
What?
You mean Twiggy doesn't live there any more?
... Diversity is a blessing...
no, i'm sorry, but, definitivly not.
"Government employment makes you...."
That's the problem. There is f*ck all employment. All the boredome leads to the obvious wanking and, after a decent interval, the necessary porn...
At least, that's what I do during the endless train&train journey's. (kidding of course)
Satanic demonds love porn and snuff sites.
And kiddie porn, too:
https://jhaines6a.wordpress.com/2015/07/27/the-david-icke-videocast-chil...
Were this shit to finally hit the fan tonight, as Icke says at the end, there'd be a world-wide revolution in the morning. This is the shit that would bring these fucking psychopaths to justice, once and for all.
Pedophilia was invented in the UK. Royal family (nazi'S) is Drenched in it. Too bad the British people gave up their fire arms. What a bunch of DUMB ASSES!!!
Yank Jack London gave them the idea, as he saw kikes raping aryan goi en masse.
Genocide
While they will be thrown under the bus the NWO will continue onwards as those in the shadows use the mob to destroy all opposition to it.
So people, most of whom love sex, watch porn on the internet? Why did Cameron think we invented the internet in the first place...to sell shoes?
Ur butt got bigger.
Edit: Ur butt went away.
Let's see what sort of headlines would awaken the sexual appetites in November 2012 for a core group of elitists wanting to dramatically reduce population under one unifying theme...
OP-ED: Loss and Damage from Climate Change Must Not Become the 'New Normal'
Fossil Fuel Lobby in the Driver's Seat at Doha
Tiny Barbuda Fears Increasingly Hostile Climate
Smoking Kills Mostly the Poor in India
Evolving HIV Strains Worry Indian Scientists
The Price of Ignoring the Sexuality of Kenya’s HIV Positive Youth
Taking Liberties in Kazakhstan
A Million Hardships in Pakistan’s North
Q&A: For Europe-Bound Migrants, Rights Violations Await
Elected a President, Got a Dictator (No, not the US!)
New HIV Epidemic Looms over Romania
Egypt’s Brutal Security Forces Also Victims of State Brutality
Children Face the Fallout of Gaza War
'The Children Could Die' in Eastern DRC Fighting
East European War on Drugs Fails
for the rest of you, google "hottest porn november 2012"
That is some serious tossing off!
"Well, I had a couple of minutes. .." Wolf of Wall Street, guy cleaning his fish bowl.
easy enough to find out, lets start naming some names..
...as if content filters do not exist. How many of those visits resulted in some sort of Ransomware Infection?
probably 99.9% especially since they probably still run on windowsXP... after all, only spent a few billion on system upgrades... that's not enough for decent filters
Perhaps we should arrange some sort of cultural exchange between Britain's Parliament and America's SEC.
Do you suggest a swab? Or perhaps urine? Gonorrhea, chancroid, syphilis, chlamydia, mycoplasma? Where is Miffed Microbiologist?
there's 250,000 porn websites? I'm so out of touch with reality.
No offense, that number sounds small to me.
there are exactly 2,321,481 porn sites, as of yesterday. i keep a very precise count
Speaking of small numbers... no idea what could have possibly happened in February 2013 to keep visits in the double digits.
Who knew the British Parliament were such porn addicts?
NSA?
You and me. We knew.
well the brits did invent buggering
Wankers and tossers...
Oi! It was those Neo-platonists in Greece.
Nope.
They just made it into a school sport.
Those Sodomites wanting to bugger the Angels predate Britain by a few years.
What's the big deal? We should encourage ALL.gov employees to watch porn. Think about it, the more time spent on porn, the less time spent harassing citizens. Win, win!
Harrassment of citizens is now a perfunctory capability of pretty much any western government..... so much so that you could even call it "hands free".
Uncircumcised wankers
Perhaps a 4 yr old could explain it better...
60 min Australia on the normalization of pedo's.
https://youtu.be/0-LwTyzCYCQ
https://youtu.be/sDVbAD5QCrk
Popups my a$$
Lords wearing women's bras and snorting Cocaine and rubbing one off as well.
I'm not kidding
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/11764755/Lord-Sewel...
At least Lord Sewel wasn't bumping off kids (as far as we know). Nor did he get the Prime Minister's job over the dead body of the front runner, as Tony Blair did when the leader of the Labour Party, John Smith, supposedly in May 1994 suffered one heart attack and then a second in the ambulance, the finishing stroke. Blair was the Rothschild's choice for PM. Nothing is beneath Blair, a criminal and a satanist who still hasn't explained how Iraq weapons inspector David Kelly wiped away all the fingerprints from the crime scene after Kelly's alleged suicide
Wearing women's clothes you say?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZa26_esLBE
/giggle
Thanks for the link BoR.
My favorite part is where it says in the sub-headline of the second Sun cover ...
Exclusive: Blair Crony Scandal
“Some of these ‘visits’ are no doubt the product of pop-ups beyond anybody’s control
Funny, that never, ever happens to me.
Me neither.
Even when I do visit porn sites, I don't get pop ups later. WTF!
Advertising these days is served from ad networks, which don't allow pornography, because it would show up on large established sites, and they would get mad and stop using them. This hasn't been a problem for almost a decade. The only time you might get one is on a porn site itself.
I heard GirlsWithAGoodDentist was a popular site.
The dregs of humanity are drawn to gov, that's where you'll find nothing but filth.
Of course. Government has the monopoly right to initiate force against....well prety much everything. Where else would the worst among us seek employment?
Even more scary, they seem to have the right to initiate farce, as well.
I am playing with words for fun with that, but if you think about it...
In my contracting experience they are the disenfranchised one's in the corners that do good work, speak the truth and are never promoted. The fear of the ten managers that benefit by their work would never let them get a head...so not all of them are rotten. Think of it like a where's Waldo book you just have to look closely at who's actually doing work in a group. Takes a couple of weeks of listening to a lot of blow hards and paying attention to find them though.
Fair enough, my malice harbors with the king and works it's way down, not that it makes any difference what I think.
I've been pleasantly surprised to find intelligent, pleasant, and competent people working for the German civil serivce. In my 22 years in Germany, and all my dealing with them, only one has been a jerk. One kept me out of jail when he could have had me arrested (in was an innocent mistake about an import license), and the rest have been nothing but helpful and efficient. Of course, they are Germans.
UK Parliamentarians are entitled to masturbate on the taxpayer dime. The State has no business in the computers of the nation. The stats are interesting I must admit, but if Parliamentarians want to 'Free Willy' between debates that's fine. It's not like they are smoking cigarettes, or drinking, and driving, eh. Moreover, one must factor in that the UK people are pretty strange birds with alcohol problems, and really bad teeth. That alone is bound to make someone a bit funny, eh.
Hell, take a look at the so-called 'Royal Family' and their peccadillos? Prince Andrew pays $10,000 USD a pop for human trafficking victims whilst the Parliamentarians are wanking off to Internet Porn sites. In the UK this kind of behaviour is normal.
I, for one, am glad to know that MP's are human, after all.
FFS man. M.P.s - as with all subspecies of genus POL - may, at best, only be considered as commensalists. More usually they manifest as outright parasites - much in keeoing with many varieties of CLERGY.
Why should this be the case? Many wise heads here at ZH have philosophized upon this peculiar dichotomy with considerable heat over the years, but the only potential point of convergent thinking is that neither POLs nor CLERGs actually create physical wealth for the greater community. In short - BOTH are drains upon the economy.
Crudely speaking, one "promises" to provide ORDER to the social organsm; the other "offers" to minister to its psychological WELL-BEING. Neither satisfies all commers (go figure)
Both pseudoparasitic forms of societal regulation are easily compromised by a later evolutionary abberation, the FINANCIER. This particularly devolved subset calmly devises traps for all members of the social body (including POLs and CLERGs) in order to gain POWER over all. These traps include debasement and manipulation of natural law (mathematics) in order to entice all and sundry to yield POWER to the FINANCIER.
The end result is - fairly predictably - one of destruction, both physically, after a lengthy period of degradation of the social cohesion that invisibly supports the HOST SOCIETY; and ethically/spiritually as everyone is encouraged to live beyond their means and aspire to unattainable goals.
Want to stop this crap?
Kill the FINANCIERs.
Big surprise. After a careful review of most British women, I would need to be on some erectile dysfunction drug to just perform.
With all due respect.
SH
Absolutely. I also find most Swiss and German women exceptionally unattractive. It's as if most of them get up in the morning, look in the mirror and ask themselves "bin ich hässlich genug?" MAYBE run a comb through their tangled, butch cut, red or blue colored hair, and then grab a Brötchen or Croissant and a cigarette and head for the train.
Speaking of Cigarettes, and lots of time of the ski slopes or on the beach on vacation, ever notice how young they are when they start to look old?
Me, I married a hot, blonde, tall, stacked Ukrainian/Russian girl 17 years ago. I've never regretted it. She exercises daily, dresses to kill, can put on her makeup that looks almost ancient Egyptian. In her 40's looks 10 years younger and is more than happy to be a stay at home mom to our two children (who are kicking ass in their German elementary school, because she drills them in Math, Reading, Writing, in three languages, guitar, and piano).
As far as those Russian mail-order brides ads that are always popping up, I wouldn't be too quick to dismiss them. A LOT of very hot girls want to get out of Ukraine at the moment.
Oh, yeah, what was the subject? Brits and Porn?
Porn is shit when you marry the real thing.
Why marry shit when you can marry the real thing?
Right there with you, exactly. Mine, 6' even, now 45yo, gave me four. My 9 yo daughter by her is the star of Karaoke at the local Applebees and staight A's in school.
I'm concerned the porn is contributing to the demographic colapse of Great Britain.
Who is the lucky guy that gets to collect a fat government salary to review 250,000 web sites and decide which ones should be 'classed' as pornographic!
Boys just wanna have fun!
Simple solution ... just reclassify porn
Research. It's all just Research.
You're hired
My favorite Tyler. Well, done Sir.
Can't these overpaid government "workers" wait until they get home?
Nov. 2012 was a heavy breathing month. I wonder what stressful event took place then! Apparently it was one of the wettest months in 50 years. I hope they were carrying their umbrellas in the House. Ugh!
Dear God what a horrid image, a veritable bukakke fest with the nasty stuff flying every where in the halls of parliament.
Slip sliding away...
Slip sliding away...
You know the near your destination the more you slip slide away...
"Don't. Sit. Anywhere," I would tell my female friends.
Oh, and the smell of musk & toss-off.
Speaker of the House Of Commons:
"Order! Order! Put your peckers away! Now, The Rt Hon. Wanker for Woking - Ivor Willie - is granted 5 mins access to schoolboys_in_spandex.gov.uk..."
Its much better for humanity if British government employees visit porn sites and long for naked women, than if they visit the BBC site or the Guardian site and long for war.
When the sperm tanks are full, the rational faculties run on empty.
Possibly not as much as it sounds. It depends on what the is meant by 'attempts to access', if it's requests to IP you could clock up 10's 'attempts to access' just by loading one page. The wild variability tends to suggest a couple of little wank sessions is accounting for the bulk of these numbers. Plenty to dislike about politicians but this kind of article isn't talking about real issues
What happened between October 2012 and November 2012?
Probably grossly overcounted. If the filter at my place of employment is any guide, at least half of those requests were legitimate searches that the filter mis-interpreted as porn, such as information on wildlife (beaver), child ABUSE, medical information and ordinary consumer shopping (shaving cream, jelly, machine oils, etc.
It is still impossible to program a computer for the vast complexity of linguistic association. As one element of my job I occasionally need to translate short, poorly-written letters from Hispanic immigrants. With the help of Google translate, it can take three hours to translate a single page from a Salvadoran peasant. Meanwhile perhaps 1/3 of my local government agency sites are blocked because they included the word "recreation" somewhere in their indexing list. Therefore your number of "pornography" requests is better seen as "number of requests that the computer thought MIGHT POSSIBLY have something to do with pornography".
The only story here (apart from Cameron's insanity) is the ridiculous moral outrage of Tyler and many of the commenters. There isn't anyone alive working on a computer with internet that doesn't do some non-work-related surfing every now and then. It helps relax the mind. And if that surfing happens to be the Wall Street Journal, or Facebook, or porn, what difference does it make? Nothing wrong with porn. (Plenty wrong with the Wall Street Journal though, but that's another story.)
Yes, but those same people don't presume to give policy to others as regards their proclivities.
The stats don't reveal exactly what category of porn sites were visited by Westminster MPs at taxpayer expense.
Would that be regular adult male/female porn they're after?
Or is it kiddy and/or gay porn.
I think we know the answer.
Here we go again: moralists telling others what they can and can't do. Fuck David Cameron and everyone like him. Live and let live, stop being self-righteous.
I find it odd that people do not ask the questions about who is working diligently to corrupt the people of this world.
It seems to me that those in government are selected for their ability to be corrupted, so it is no wonder that they surf porn instead of doing work that benefits the people and the planet.
It is also interesting that this failure is published in the press so that those in control of the corruption can rub it in our faces and make the entire population feel unworthy.
See? Policies driven by projection yet again - 'I'm a scumbag, so everyone else must be'. I remember reading that the majority of toilets in the Houses of Excrement were found to have traces of cocaine somewhere within.
Larken Rose was right when he spoke about the error of reason in conferring the title 'government' on a group and somehow expecting that this would make them superhuman or morally superior, whereas in reality those with personality defects like egotisim and superiority are drawn to seek power.
Government is a fucking joke and voters are dispicable and childish creatures.
"Policies driven by projection yet again"
Indeed. stories abound of Cameron/Osborne snorting the white stuff.
This should not come as a surprise. Those in power are the most morally bankrupt in society. That is why the world is facing destruction -morally, socially and financially.
Institutionalized pedocriminality, wanking to porn during working hours (which means all these MPs are addicted to porn), the UK has a very serious problem with its definition of sexuality.
They are a bunch of sickening perverts (which is nothing new, it has been this way since Victorian times) that begins to show its true colors to the world.
I thought all this was going to stop since they had banned caning the kids (that's how they manufactured pedocriminals and child abusers by the scores), but apparently, the problem is even deeper: their whole culture is at fault.
In fact, their sadistic caning of children and youth might have been a symptom and not the cause. Suppress the symptom, the cause remains unsolved.
Getting paid to wank all day is a pretty good gig.
It gives them less time to think of new and lucrative ways to steal your tax money.
mind the door handles, they're a little slippery
Online pornography was "corroding childhood" and "distorting" children's understanding of sex and relationships
Wait ... you mean to say that schools teaching second-graders about fellatio and homosexual sex is somehow NOT corroding childhood and distorting children's understanding of sexual relationships ... but having access to porn at home IS?
I can't decide if these people are mind-bendingly stupid or just black-rotten evil to their very cores ... or maybe both. It's like they're a completely different species ... a kind of humanoid-like parasite ....