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Dow Spikes 170 Points "Off The Lows"

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Because, why not...

 

No news...

 

Spot the odd one out...

 

As The S&P pushes back to its 50 & 100DMAs...

 

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Tue, 07/28/2015 - 13:31 | 6363590 NoDebt
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Dow 18,000-ish, here we come again.  Then down again.  I feel a "topping pattern" being laid in here.

QE4 can't come soon enough.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 13:33 | 6363606 summerof71
Tue, 07/28/2015 - 14:15 | 6363773 Soul Glow
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DJ 0

Silver $1k

:)

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 13:34 | 6363610 KnuckleDragger-X
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Soap opera time, with all the same actors reading from the script. Next up, Ben and Janet's illicit love child goes on a rampage.....

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 14:16 | 6363783 Soul Glow
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Yup.  Oil up 3% so oil recovery!  Stocks up so stock recovery!  Everything is awesome!  BTFD!  <--- Only the soundest of logic from the Keynsian shitshow.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 13:36 | 6363621 BullyBearish
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SOF...show of force to the shorts, actually becoming a very positive opportunity for the shorts to load up more at cheaper prices...thanks PTB

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 13:31 | 6363591 Fukushima Fricassee
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Bag of fucking FIAT magic

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 13:51 | 6363690 101 years and c...
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well, janet is going to drop her panties tomorrow and a few trillion doellars will come dropping out of that fat......

nevermind.  i just threw up a little in my mouth.   

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 13:31 | 6363592 realmoney2015
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Another chance to get out on a peak. How many more chances will the market give investors before it all comes down?

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 13:35 | 6363617 KnuckleDragger-X
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You can make all the mistakes you want until you make the one that kills you......

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 13:31 | 6363593 Hitlery_4_Dictator
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The PPT must be loving all these bear traps they are creating for the people who still have critical thinking skills.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 13:44 | 6363654 MsCreant
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If you have critical thinking skills, you know the PPT/Fed will go shopping and you won't short this.

Fundamentals, hah! What a joke.

On the other hand, with Greece collapsing, retail down 70%, there is evidence that mother nature will, eventually, prevail. 

They will keep it up and running as long as they can lie, and when that fails, they will still try for a soft landing.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 14:20 | 6363798 Amish Hacker
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On top of the muppets should be soft enough.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 13:31 | 6363594 holgerdanske
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Manipulation -- and we are too stupid to just call it quits.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 13:34 | 6363608 asteroids
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Because its a FED week!  The stawks NEVER go down the week Old Yeller and friends yap about rates.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 13:34 | 6363609 thatthingcanfly
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And look at the swing on crude!

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 13:34 | 6363612 Kaiser Sousa
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as soon as those hoes on CNBS started interviewing the former Fed governor that's at Citadel now the market jumped...

look for a finish above 2000 points on the Dow...

makes sense  - right.....

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 13:35 | 6363618 slicker
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The obvious reason it BECAUSE IT'S TUEDAY!!  Tuesday allies are almost as reliable as dishonest politicians and the tide.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 13:38 | 6363628 BoPeople
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... because they can. And, they show you every day. It is their system. They do what they want with it. The miracle is that people actually participate in the sham.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 13:44 | 6363656 buzzsaw99
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yep. for the exact same reason a dog licks his ballz. because he can.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 13:47 | 6363674 SmallerGovNow2
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secretly wish i could do that...

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 13:49 | 6363683 buzzsaw99
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next time be nice to the dog maybe he'll let you. ;)

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 15:41 | 6364064 SmallerGovNow2
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LMAO!

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 14:09 | 6363753 saints51
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I think you lost a lot of money playing a game you likely should of learned first.

Why should someone who knows how to play, not make money from this game?

When people say this most of them lost it all or just jealous of others who can profit. There are a lot on this site who consistently make a lot of cash doing what you can not. Thats called capitalism.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 14:16 | 6363781 viahj
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sounds to me that you're describing a parasite enriching themselves in a rigged game based upon the theft that is fractional reserve banking and manufactured inflation.  others put honor above profit.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 14:25 | 6363800 saints51
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Providing for your family is what it is about and giving your children the best opportunity you can as a parent. You don't think Tyler profits from the casino? Yet here you are on a financial blog where people discuss the markets and some of those discussion involve charts on possible setups and exits. There is one daily at 4pm est.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 14:27 | 6363814 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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Hopefully this is just your means, and you're teaching your kids how to grow and build things in your free time.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 14:37 | 6363857 saints51
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It is just a means. I don't have a college degree. I saw an opportunity and capitalized on it. I have land and it is all we do as a family is grow our fruits and veggies. I do suck at growing corn for some reason.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 14:29 | 6363821 rejected
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Soooo, the robber providing for his family is now giving his children the best opportunity? 

What's the difference? Stealing from the many or stealing from the few.?

This Ferengi Market is obscene and those that participate are no better then that robber.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 14:41 | 6363870 saints51
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I lost a lot of money from a 401k and you can guess the year. I figured I could do better myself without someone investing for me. It took a while but eventually I was able to consistently profit. What is wrong with what I am doing?

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 14:24 | 6363806 rejected
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"Why should someone who knows how to play, not make money from this game?"

Yea boy!!!,,, it's a real tough curriculum.

BTFD!

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 14:26 | 6363811 saints51
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I know right?

 

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 13:41 | 6363639 i_call_you_my_base
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Pump and dump. Tomorrow the fed will be hawkish and I'm sure it was leaked.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 13:42 | 6363644 pods
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Everything is Awesome. 

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 13:42 | 6363649 tmosley
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Because they have to.  Can't catch the crashing disease from China.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 13:46 | 6363657 Hongcha
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The S&P has topped but short sellers can get no traction.  There is simply no gaming to be done  here, time to move to a different table.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 13:45 | 6363662 djsmps
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And the NASDAQ is reeling from the biotech slide...

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 13:46 | 6363667 SmallerGovNow2
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sorry guys, my fault.  i simply had to by the fucking dip.  i've been told you are a fucking idiot if you do not just buy the fucking dip...

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 13:52 | 6363696 saints51
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Enjoy your profits.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 23:07 | 6365699 JoWazzoo
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Just once I would like to hear one of the hoes or dickheads on CNBS ask one of their guests "so what are you selling?"  And ever heard Cramer tell any of his BTFDers that they actually have to SELL to realize a profit?

 

I realize today was lkely a lot of short covering.  But at these levels, I watch the screen and ask who the fuck is buying this shit - at these levels?

 

I heard that since Jan 1 the S & P has moved something like 10 thousand points.  And where are we?  About where we were 10 thousand points ago.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 15:23 | 6364016 Dollarmedes
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Considering the volumeless ramps we've had, it probably WAS you!

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 13:51 | 6363688 FreeShitter
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Short at 18k....keep buying biotechs on the 500-600 point drop and make $$$

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 13:55 | 6363706 SheepRevolution
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SDOW (3xETF) at 18K

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 13:55 | 6363711 Everybodys All ...
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All hands on deck to rescue the trend lines. Same as it ever was ... Not a market and hasn't been for some time. What actually breaks this market as the final straw will be interesting to say the least.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 14:11 | 6363762 thismarketisrigged
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todays pump was just as blatant as what the chinese do.

''market'' opens up modestly at open, looks to be breaking down shortly after , with nasdaq touching red briefly, then all the sudden, all indexes spike up without a downward tick.

 

fucking joke

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 14:18 | 6363788 jubber
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any volume on this ramp???

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 14:34 | 6363844 cheech_wizard
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none as usual...

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 14:21 | 6363797 khakuda
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Must. Get S&P back. To 2100.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 15:48 | 6364087 pebblewriter
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One chart that should also be included is CL futures.  It's clear that the yen carry trade [EXPLAINED HERE] has powered most of stocks' gains since 2011.  But, on days like today, when USDJPY is headed south, it's usually oil that keeps the algo fires burning.  It's why the USD is no longer a good indicator of what to expect from stocks.  And, for bulls, it's a "heads we win, tails you lose" proposition.  For anyone who expects markets to behave logically, it's a royal pain in the ass.

http://pebblewriter.com/cl-pulls-one-out-again/

 

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