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There May Be Hope For The U.S. Yet: Caitlyn Jenner's Reality Show "No Ratings Bonanza"

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While (hopefully) not high on the agenda of readers more interested in what Janet Yellen will say tomorrow (and thus leak today) one of the more anticipated media events of recent days was Caitlyn Jenner's new reality TV show "I am Cait" which premiered last night on E! and which supposedly chronicles former Bruce Jenner's adjustment to life as a woman and transgender spokesperson.

And while many were expecting blowout numbers from an America addicted to brain candy and passive-aggressive exhibitionism, the results were enough to inspire confidence that there may be some hope yet left for the United States.

On one hand, TVline reports that "I Am Cait" topped Sunday cable rating with 2.7 million total viewers and a 1.2 demo rating - on par with Keeping Up With the Kardashians‘ most recent season premiere and leading the night in the demo (tying Adult Swim’s 11 pm Family Guy rerun).

On the other, according to Reuters, despite its impressive Sunday-night cable topping viewership, the number of people who tuned in was a vast drop from the 17 million people who watched the former Olympic champion come out as a transgender woman in an April TV interview.

It adds that "the first episode was no ratings bonanza. According to Nielsen data, almost three times as many Americans watched "Celebrity Family Feud" on ABC that night. The audience for "I am Cait" also suffered a marked drop from the almost 8 million people who watched the ESPY awards show on television two weeks ago on which Jenner, 65, was presented the Arthur Ashe courage award."

Not surprisingly, according to Nielsen Talent Analytics, which surveys about 1,000 Americans on a weekly basis, Jenner's transition has not been universally welcomed, especially among older Americans. Then again using shock value to further a (well paid) personal agenda is nothing new: Donald Trump is currently using it with great effect and crushing the presidential primary field where nobody is quite sure how to respond to what some have said is the biggest trolling of the country by a presidential candidate in history. Which considering how broken the left-right political model is, may have come just on time to force America to re-evaluate just how applicable a "representative" political model that mainly panders to corporations and bankers actually is.

And back to Bruce, pardon Cait, her "offensiveness" rating has gone from 16 percent to 26 percent since the initial coming-out interview in April, according to Nielsen, although those under 34 years old were more likely to consider Jenner successful (38 percent to 42 percent) and a role model (13 percent to 19 percent) now than a year ago.

So maybe not hope for all, but some hope still.

But don't cry for Bruce: his show is sure to eventually become a monetary goldmine rivaling that other exercise in celebrity trolling, "Keeping Up With the Kardashians." According to Business Insider, a 30 second ad spot in the premiere cost between $90,000 and $200,000, approaching the $344,000 which category killer "Big Bang Theory" charges for 30 seconds of its ad time.

This means that Caitlyn's take home from each episode is certainly in the hundreds of thousands of dollars, if not higher.

 

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Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:18 | 6364413 ted41776
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#Jenner2016

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:20 | 6364419 J Jason Djfmam
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Trump/Jenner 2016?

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:24 | 6364423 Looney
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John McCain: Caitlyn would’ve negotiated a better deal with Iran. ;-)

Looney

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:24 | 6364441 Waylon Bits
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Kill your television.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:30 | 6364475 NoDebt
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Mark your calendars.  I just agreed with Waylon Bits on something.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:44 | 6364534 Creepy A. Cracker
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So did he (Bruce) have it cut off or not?  Enquiring minds want to know.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:45 | 6364546 Pladizow
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Perhaps they should have broadcast the removal of his balls?

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:48 | 6364565 0b1knob
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The whole thing is really a sad spectacle.   The saddest thing about it is the willingness of his (her? its?) family and the network to exploit a person who is mentally ill.   Most sex change subject come to regret their decision.

" 61% of transgenders report suffering from psychological problems, 41% attempt suicide and 10% who never adjust to the gender change."

http://waltheyer.typepad.com/blog/2012/03/sex-change-51-attempt-suicide-...


Tue, 07/28/2015 - 18:06 | 6364642 jefferson32
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These photographs of him/her/it disgust me, I usually scroll them out of view as quickly as I can.

 

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 18:25 | 6364733 johngaltfla
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That is one ugly bitch.

With a dick.

Yeesh.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 18:34 | 6364763 Theosebes Goodfellow
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Dude looks like a lady.

https://youtu.be/nf0oXY4nDxE

 

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 20:14 | 6365120 Never One Roach
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FDA Ban After Hundreds Sickened by Cilantro Grown in Toilet Paper-Strewn Fields

 

 

Human feces and toilet paper have been found in the growing fields in Puebla, and the general lack of sanitation for workers has been linked to an outbreak of the intestinal infection called cyclosporiasis.

 

https://www.yahoo.com/health/fda-ban-after-hundreds-sickened-by-cilantro...

 

 

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 20:20 | 6365175 Keyser
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I have lost all faith in the US and what it once stood for, considering we are evening having a discussion about TV ratings for a 65 year old tranny... FFS, WTF has happened to the US?

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 07:01 | 6366218 Lea
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Abolutely, 0b1knob.

It's because they discover AFTER their operation that it doesn't change their condition. Prior to the operation, they feel like "men born in the wrong body". After the operation, they STILL feel like "men born in the wrong body", only castrated on top.
That's when they know the "born in the wrong body" feeling meant something else than wanting to become "the woman they always had been at heart" - that it was only the symptom of a deep-seated malaise that never had anything to do with sex or gender.
Too late, unfortunately. And yes, the realization leads about 40% of them to suicide. 

Advocating for that is incomprehensible. The very last thing these people need is the mutilation they undergo - under the applause of the ignorant "progressive" do-gooders.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:49 | 6364570 Dave Thomas
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Talk about a phantom limb! Yeowch!

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:57 | 6364609 robertocarlos
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It still exists. It's just turned inside out and stuffed up there. His balls are currently part of someone's knee surgery.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 18:09 | 6364648 Al Gophilia
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That should've been me but I ended up with two lumps behind my ears. Fuckin socialist medical system!

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 19:02 | 6364856 Consuelo
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Not McNuggets...?

 

 

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 22:40 | 6365635 tc06rtw
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… think of all the poor guys who were named after  him/her/it  back in 1976 !

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 19:08 | 6364881 MASTER OF UNIVERSE
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Bruce Jenner left his balls with his ex-wife, and she put them in her purse as ballast to counter the weight of her 12" dildo, and 12oz jar of KY Jelly. When the ratings drop, and the monetary returns drop, Bruce will automagically turn back into a 'man' so he can kickstart another reality show called "I sold my soul to Satan my ex-wife for a reality show and a part time gig".

 

Frankly, Bruce Jenner knows how to make money IMHO.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 02:13 | 6365976 A Nanny Moose
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<-Finkle

<-Einhorn

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 19:03 | 6364859 Consuelo
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Lovely...

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 19:34 | 6364969 Lumberjack
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In a couple of years a hard up surgeon will show up on the Pawn Stars show, after taking losses in Vegas, to sell a piece of 'olympic history'.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 20:12 | 6365136 Never One Roach
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The first guest on Cait's show will include Bawney Frank.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 19:27 | 6364945 SuperVinci
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they lost the VHS of that years ago.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:47 | 6364560 WillyGroper
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Just a radical circumcision.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 18:31 | 6364752 twh99
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He hasn't.  And as long as he has his appendage and has not legally changed his name, I will refer to "him" as Bruce.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:52 | 6364586 toady
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What is the deal with all the gay shit on TV these days. I try a few new shows every year, and I can't find any with at least one gay theme/sex scene. I heard this Mr. Robot show was good, so I take a look and there's some dude fuckin some other dude in the ass. ON TV!

I really wanted to watch that Sofia Veragara show, but the two gay characters make me sick. I tried to mute it whenever they came on sceened, but gave up on the whole thing.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 18:12 | 6364667 Al Gophilia
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whenever they came on sceened

Very messy.

Grammar Nazi.;)

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 18:48 | 6364806 Sokhmate
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Formerly konwn as boobtube is no more.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 19:05 | 6364866 Consuelo
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It's called legitimization through normalization.    Problem is, it don't work...

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 21:10 | 6365368 Tallest Skil
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Oh, it has certainly worked for quite a few things.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 19:37 | 6364978 Lumberjack
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ABC News did a thing about a gay CIA guy tonight.  All these distractions are getting to be a bit troubling. 

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 20:16 | 6365156 NidStyles
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The Hydra is starting to reveal itself and how it has worked for these all of these decades to subvert and destroy the society. This repulsive nature of it is normal considering it's end goal is to create a system that doesn't allow an external society to exist. It will only be the system, and your reliance on it. 

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:37 | 6364505 LasVegasDave
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A Kanye/Kim/Kait menage a trois would be a pay per view blockbuster.

set it up on KZIO

Meh, why the hell not...

All as predicted.  Its been straight down the toilet bowl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw62C1MBKJc

 

 

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:53 | 6364591 Row Well Number 41
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Some things once seen can not be unseen.

#41

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 18:03 | 6364631 U4 eee aaa
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Homeland security probably has a pill for that problem now too

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 02:16 | 6365980 A Nanny Moose
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Implying that government has a marketable product that people would voluntarily buy. Simply not possible

http://eyebleach.com/ - FTW

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 00:51 | 6365798 laboratorymike
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Mine has been dead... something like 4 years now.

From time to time I check in to see the Decline, and the pace of decline is incredible. Even on HGTV, with people too poor to flip houses they're flipping antiques.

I don't do much online watching, with one exception. Once a week I watch a Chinese show with my wife, Daddy, where are we going?. When you watch a show with sane families and respected fathers in it, even with all the other issues in China I am frankly jealous for a country where having a healthy attitude about families is publicly valued.

Make no mistake, when this is all over the USA's attitudes about family will be a laughing stock in the history books.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 01:00 | 6365890 monkeyboy
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If this is what hope looks like then we're really scraping the bottom of that barrel. 

 

Past desperation 

 

Beyond salvation 

 

Much like a band-aid on Bruce's groin post op... 

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 02:12 | 6365974 Ward no. 6
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i am so glad that i don't have one

last time i had one was when x-files was the thing

 

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 18:13 | 6364672 robertsgt40
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I'm  betting most of San Francisco was glued to their big screens 

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:25 | 6364454 J Jason Djfmam
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Whatsa matter? Don't you want a little tranny with your tyranny?

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:32 | 6364490 Normalcy Bias
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Is it a hate crime yet to report this show's shitty ratings?

I hope they don't keep reporting weak ratings here lest the government make this trash mandatory viewing.

 

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 23:41 | 6365757 nightwish
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Fuck this tranny tool for the liberal media's campaign to destroy the family unit. Why the he'll does America even patronize this shit?

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 00:25 | 6365838 laboratorymike
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The reason is pseudomorality.

The moral decline is terminal at this point because we have such twisted values that anyone trying to do good, will do evil because evil has been defined as good, along with a lot of 'good' that does nothing in the long run.

"I'm so moral! I shop at Whole Foods!"

I also remember a time in college, when a pro-gay kid was ragging on a religious kid, and I felt like trolling.

I go up to the pro-gay kid, and ask if he's gay. His immediate reaction was "No, no! I like girls... Girls with big breasts!"

That's when his hypocrisy was showing. I went in for the kill. "Well, I'm into crossdressing so maybe can go out and have a fun gay experience sometime!"

The look on his face would be about the same as if I told him I eat babies for breakfast. And he immediately quit pushing his position. Successful Troll is successful.

That was one of many experience that taught me the reality; most of these people have no clue about the real issues, and are acting out their anger over their Baptist mother not letting them jerk off to porn in high school. We're getting a steady of supply of great kids turned into human detritus by the sexual revolution, i.e. ex-gays, MGTOWs, and others who can see the game for what it really is. This new breed of anger will not be as easy to silence as the traditionalists, though the traditionalists are certainly getting their views proven as the sexual revolution creates ever more human fallout.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 04:40 | 6366089 nightwish
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It will get much worse going forward. Gen Y and Z are as confused as ever, and these ussues have been obfuscated beyond any reasonable clarity with these younger generation of kids. Too much brainwashing from grade school on up through the university system. Add PC into the mix and no one ever gets to the bottom of anything over fear of offending people. Shit is fucked up and bullshit these days, and thats exactly how those in power want americans to be. Zero unanimity on virtually every important issue.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:34 | 6364494 NoDebt
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Sorry, but I'm so old the only thing "tranny" means to me is that thing between the engine and the driveshaft on a car that changes gears.  Speaking of which, I have an old Muncie laying around in my basement in need of some attention.  I'm guess you could say I'm gonna play around inside my tranny tonight.  God, that sounds awful now.  Thank you pop culture for ruining that word for me.

 

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:37 | 6364501 Creepy A. Cracker
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M21 or M22 Rock Crusher?

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:52 | 6364587 KnuckleDragger-X
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I was gonna ask that... :-)

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:53 | 6364589 NoDebt
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It's not an M22 "rock crusher" unless I got super lucky.  Only 10 splines on the input shaft which probably means it's just a garden variety 20 or 21, but there were some M22s that came through with 10 spline input shafts.  Still plenty strong for a mild street small block regardless.

People think figuring out which Muncie they have is like snapping your fingers.  It's not.  There are so many differences over the years and the different castings they used for the case it's damned near impossible to tell from the outside.  Only way to be sure is to take the side cover off and look at the angle of the gear teeth (30* for 20s and 21s, 20* for 22s)

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 19:08 | 6364879 Consuelo
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Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:22 | 6364431 Model T
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"65??"  Shit; you gotta have a 15yr. old if you want a tranny TV show.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:39 | 6364515 White Mountains
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That would be ballsy.  Oh....nevermind.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 20:45 | 6365285 TheAntiProgressive
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It has absolutely no appeal.  Fake Tits don't cut it there Kate.  Purse your lips for us OK?

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:20 | 6364414 ZippyBananaPants
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Nasty skank, anyone watching that crap should be jailed

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:20 | 6364415 Chupacabra-322
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Poor Bruce Gender. No sheeple to distract. He / it still has the Salami between his legs.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:39 | 6364514 J Jason Djfmam
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So. Is it that Bruce only wants to look like a woman and still date women?

It's not that I really want to know.

But was he/she a lesbian trapped in a mans body?

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:41 | 6364525 White Mountains
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No, it's a man's body trapped in a womans mind.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 20:22 | 6365186 knukles
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Inside every Gook is an American trying to get out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VHKpGJX29s

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:20 | 6364418 Meat Hammer
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Now ask the average American about fractional reserve banking. Just because people don't like freaks doesn't mean there is any hope.

Are you ready for Trumpary?

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:31 | 6364477 dexter_morgan
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Damn Meat, bring us back to reality would ya! Fractional what now?

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:47 | 6364549 Meat Hammer
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Sorry. Let me make it up to you.

Hey Bruce, is that a cock in your dress or are you just happy to see me? Oh, wait...yep...that's a cock in your dress.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 20:33 | 6365165 knukles
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Mrs K keeps asking me why I'm laughing so hard and if I tell her, I'm probably not gonna be allowed out of the house for a couple days. 

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:39 | 6364503 NoDebt
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Knowlege is irrelevant once you have been assimilated by The Borg.  The more I think about that the more I believe the writers of Star Trek were trying to tell a cautionary tale about what can happen when Socialism goes just a smidge too far.

Fractional reserve banking.... please.  They don't even know what a fraction is, how the hell are they going to stand a shot at understand fractional reserve banking?

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:20 | 6364420 Irishcyclist
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Bruce is to be pitied rather than laughed at.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:57 | 6364612 Ralph Spoilsport
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No, he deserves every bit of laughter. Maybe you weren't in this country when this overbearing pompous ass was paraded around on TV, plastered on cereal boxes, sports equipment, etc. This is his last shot at being in the limelight and cashing in. It pleases me no end that his latest PR  and marketing campaigns are going SPLAT!

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:21 | 6364421 enforcer92677
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revolting garbage

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:21 | 6364426 ZippyBananaPants
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Someone please bring back the word 'retarted' so we can use it on a daily basis when we run into people like this.  In the 60's we could use these type of words without 'offending' anyone.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:23 | 6364433 J Jason Djfmam
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Sextard.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:25 | 6364451 BandGap
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Retarded.

He needs therapy, or maybe it's a wake up call for all of us. How long will Bruce last when we revert back to the norm at the end of the 4th turn?

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:22 | 6364429 IridiumRebel
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I try not to watch clueless celebrities that wield narcissism amidst a psychological disorder. He/she needs help, not a TV show.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:32 | 6364488 Winston Churchill
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Especially with his/its taste in dresses.

You don't need to be a woman to be a bitch.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:24 | 6364442 U4 eee aaa
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What does it profit a man (open a fresh can of irony here) if he gains the whole world and loses his soul?

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:32 | 6364486 FreeMoney
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Hes going to loose something lower than that....

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:24 | 6364444 Fun Facts
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Even the matrixtards have limits.

Pole vaulting at the olympics

or pole vaulting with his or her new boyfriend.

There's nothing interesting about sixty something sexual confusion.

Relevant protocols:

1 Take control of the media and use it in propaganda for our plans

2 Start fights between different races, classes and religions

13 Use our media to create entertaining distractions

14 Corrupt minds with filth and perversion

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 18:05 | 6364640 Meat Hammer
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+1 for matrixtards

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:25 | 6364450 VladLenin
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It was a "soft" premier -- must have been the hormone treatments.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:25 | 6364453 davidalan1
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I just saw him/her in ten years rifling thru dumbsters mumbling with his grocery cart behind it

"glory is fleeting" even if you win a boooosheeeit ESPY award.  Arthur Ashe would be horrified..

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:29 | 6364470 dexter_morgan
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True, he really deserves a Nobel Peace Prize - that what the real winners get...................

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:31 | 6364473 MFL8240
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This is fucking disgusting get this off the TV.  What the hell is wrong with this group in Hollywood don't they understand there are children who are in their formative years and the majority of the public finds this repulsive?

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 18:53 | 6364825 Sokhmate
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MFL, vote with your wallet. Drop cable, Dish, anything that spwes this filth.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 20:05 | 6365103 IridiumRebel
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Our cable death knell occurs on the first....rest in shite.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:32 | 6364482 Keynesians say ...
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BUT WHAT ABOUT THE TRANS COMMUNITY? WHAT ABOUT THAT INSPIRATIONAL SPEECH? /sarc

to think she won that courage award over dieng or dead kid athletes . ESPN needs to be renamed E! SPN

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:38 | 6364508 Normalcy Bias
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ESPN has been pounding their liberal junk down their viewers' throats for a looong time.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:48 | 6364568 Chupacabra-322
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Sports takes a back seat to the Social Engineering being conducted by TPTB via ABC / Disney.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 18:00 | 6364619 Bay Area Guy
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ESPN should be ashamed of giving a courage award, named after one of the most truly courageous athletes ever, Arthur Ashe, to a person who, by either texting, talking on the phone, or otherwise driving in a distracted manner, killed someone.

Anyone at ESPN bother to ask you about that act of courage, Caity?

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 18:06 | 6364627 Keynesians say ...
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It is really sad, Sportscenter in the 90's was a very entertaining show to me as a youth who played every sport I could. Back then they could get a little edgy and had very entertaining people on thre...ie Eisen/Patrick/Kenny Mayne/Stuart Scott

Now its all the Jenner bs and "Womans" sports. And when the fuck did poker become a sport? dont get me wrong I love poker and watching it sometimes but espn has gone full retard

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 18:08 | 6364645 Meat Hammer
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And then they got the mega-dyke Robin Roberts.  

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 19:47 | 6364904 ThroxxOfVron
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"And then they got the mega-dyke Robin Roberts.   "

 

Robin Roberts is probably one of only 5 or 6 'news personalities' I've ever worked with that weren't complete assholes.

 

TO those in the know: Genesis Breyer P-Orridge.

-Should probably be a houshold name by now.  -Probably would still be reviled.

Probably one of the best living examples of the La Vey school of self determination and an explorer of the very weirdest sort.   

Most haven't a clue as to how much Gen has influenced various aspects of the arts community, how many sub-genres of music he has had a hand in spawning or advancing all while resolutely exiled from embrace or even analysis from the mainstream of alt-pop culture..

Jenner's sports 'legacy' aside: he has nothing on Gen.   It's like comparing reading a comic book aloud to surviving a life-or-death experience on psycotopics with a full orchestra..

 

There is the fringe: and then, off somewhere in the distance -there is Genesis.

 

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 20:16 | 6365158 knukles
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Beautiful:  It's like comparing reading a comic book aloud to surviving a life-or-death experience on psycotopics with a full orchestra..

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:32 | 6364487 wmbz
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I understand watching the boob tube for a little entertainment, but to my way of thinking you would need an IQ about equal to your shoe size to call that crap entertainment!

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:38 | 6364507 ghostzapper
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Show is designed to prepare the sheep for the truth about the First LadyMan.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:47 | 6364555 dexter_morgan
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hmmmm, that would make sense at least

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 18:03 | 6364633 Infinite QE
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Yes. Maybe a show is in the offing for Michael after their term is up.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:38 | 6364511 Infinite QE
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The zios will have to go the extra mile now to shock the donkeys into viewing. Maybe get some critter like Jenner crossed with a mule. Top half human, bottom half mule.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:41 | 6364526 J Jason Djfmam
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A real donkey show.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:53 | 6364592 WillyGroper
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Perhaps rebranding.

The Dong show, starring Jay P. Morgan.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 20:15 | 6365149 knukles
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A rebirth of the Gong Show!  Think of the degradation possible!
The ratings would be unimaginably humongoloid

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:56 | 6364604 SmittyinLA
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We actually have donkey shows right now, it's inferred, for now    http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7ieZ/directv-hannah-davis-riding-her-horse

Played over and over like a broken record, sick demoralizing fucks.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:41 | 6364521 goldsaver
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The problem is that the show is mis-named. Should have been called "I am taint".

...'taint a man and 'taint a woman....

That's a man baby!

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:46 | 6364524 Lumberjack
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He found out at the pawn shop that the gold medal was really made of tungsten and now needs a bailout. /s

Like that murderer in massachusetts who got all that money for his 'change' (maybe thats the change obama keeps talking about), enough is enough. 

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:43 | 6364535 buzzsaw99
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if s/he was a midget tranny and did porn at least that would be something.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:53 | 6364594 J Jason Djfmam
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Better Nielsen ratings.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 18:09 | 6364653 Meat Hammer
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Maybe they'll release a Caitlyn sex tape....

......aaaaaaaaaand I just vomited.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 20:13 | 6365139 knukles
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Tag it as asian and I'll bet it gets some curious fappers

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:44 | 6364545 SteveBob
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Hollywood and Bruce have no shame.  65yr old Olympic athlete apparently still in need of attention.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 21:12 | 6365377 Scooby Doo
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Its even more repulsive that a 65 year old man wants to be a 20year old woman. If he changed from a 65 year old man to a 65 year old woman, I could accept that better. Going from man to woman trying to lose 40+years of aging is disgusting. How about aging with dignity, huh?

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:45 | 6364547 WillyGroper
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Cait

Bait

OH wait...

Countdown to suicide without death.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:48 | 6364566 Consuelo
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"...yeah buddy, that's his own hair"

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:50 | 6364576 RaceToTheBottom
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Confiscate her gold medals!

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:51 | 6364577 SmittyinLA
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Damn, missed it, if you ask me he's looking a whole lot like Kim Kardashian in the above pic, maybe Kim at 56 after a stomach staple and wheat grass water enema, are ass implants next for Bruce 'er Cait? Is she dating Black athletes, or what?

Will Cait take up women's professional sports? http://espn.go.com/espnw/video/12747142/world-greatest-athlete  ...and put all those young dykes out of business?

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:53 | 6364588 J Jason Djfmam
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Cue the Tranny Olympics.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 18:54 | 6364832 idontcare
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Hey, it could happen.  There is a tranny modeling agency based in LA with satellite offices in NYC.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:51 | 6364579 Chuck Knoblauch
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Maybe Brucie can fill in for Donald at The Apprentice.

Until Donald takes it back after Hildabeast wins.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:54 | 6364598 The Shape
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Could have been worse. At least it wasn't Daley Thompson.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:55 | 6364601 Clowns on Acid
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Anyone watching this weirdo should be required to take a hit of acid afterward. That'll straighten 'em out.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:56 | 6364607 Who was that ma...
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I still remember when a "tranny" was a thing that replaced a "stick-shift", required "band adjustments", occasional "fluid changes" and was sometimes referred to as a "slush box". 

Well, maybe it's still about the same after all.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 18:02 | 6364628 Infinite QE
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How does the whole health insurance thing work for a tranny?

Once a man, now a woman. What happens to pre-existing conditions and such when the internal plumbing gets switched around. Is it covered under Obama Care?

 

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 20:12 | 6365132 knukles
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YES  UNDER OBIE CARE THERE ARE NO PREEXISTING CONDITIONS.
You can be fucking dead and still get your medical bills covered.  Ever looked at the amount of Medicare/Medicaid fraud scams for not for real dead people?
Seeee Seeee Seeeee, I todja

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 18:02 | 6364629 robertocarlos
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How the hell is he not in jail for involuntary manslaughter?

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 19:17 | 6364912 Crocodile
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Because it was voluntary; just a guess.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 18:08 | 6364649 uncle_vito
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No one cares anymore about this freak.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 18:09 | 6364651 uncle_vito
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No one cares anymore about this freak.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 18:11 | 6364663 Manipuflation
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I didn't know they even made TV shows anymore.  I thought it was all just advertisments for shit no one needs or can afford.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 18:13 | 6364670 Latitude25
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Does anyone have a youtube video of how doctors make a dick into a pussy?

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 18:15 | 6364684 J Jason Djfmam
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All you have to do is keep on watchin the show.

It'll happen.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 18:38 | 6364777 robertocarlos
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Mr. Garrison had the procedure done on Southpark. There were some gory pictures.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 18:14 | 6364677 QQQBall
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Yeah... idjits watching family feud is a positive. After 20 years i signed up to Direct TV to watch MMA, True Detective, Tour de France  and BBC America. Fuck - none stop commercials... NYPD Blue playing on 5 stations, 100 channels of PPV, reality bullshit and other sales shows for coins and other garbage.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 18:23 | 6364727 mendolover
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I'm not sure whether he even knows what the hell is happening to him so I'll spare the explitives, but what were they thinking?  Like he's the next Mary Tyler Moore?  Sorry Mary.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 20:16 | 6365150 SirBarksAlot
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Watch Clive Davis, Son of Satan on youtube.  I wouldn't be surprised if he was coerced into doing this or faking it.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 18:24 | 6364730 The Delicate Genius
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doesnt it still have its twig n berries?

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Tue, 07/28/2015 - 18:26 | 6364739 lordbyroniv
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back in 65' we'd have tarred and feathered this gator.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 18:30 | 6364750 P'Od_Accountant
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This has been one giant distraction.  This guys conversion to whatever is about as relevant as whats on the cover of the weekly tabloids.  You can't polish a turd.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 21:00 | 6365327 Moe Howard
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True, but you can roll a turd in glitter...

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 18:42 | 6364791 _SILENCER
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Here you go America, have another snort of degenerate faggotry.

While we rob you.

And drug you.

And leave the door open to the third world.

And goddamn lie to you about everything.

Oh, and we'll we'll sacrifice your sons, too!

Now go stand in line for your new Apple Spy Device.

 

Here, have a Coke Zero.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 18:53 | 6364824 J Jason Djfmam
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Here, have a Coke, Zero.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 19:36 | 6364982 Infinite QE
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You need a blog. Good style.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 18:43 | 6364792 dojufitz
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I heard 'Caity' speak......

it is the voice that kills me......it is that deep voice.....lol.........

 

I tried to give my TV to the Salvos over 10 years ago......they only took slimlines!!

I gave it to some recycle joint.

 

So without a TV I cannot enjoy this fascinating program.......

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 18:44 | 6364798 Shed Boy
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As Bruce he was on a box of Wheaties. As Caitlyn he should be on a box of Tampons.

 

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 18:45 | 6364799 Berspankme
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He/she is paving the way for michelle/Michael to show the world his/her dick

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 18:52 | 6364811 idontcare
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The season will end with a cliffhanger.  Bruce/Caitlyn found lying unconcious on the floor of his Malibu Barbie pad, his arm outstretched with an open Rx resting upon his open palm on its side and capsules strewn across the floor.  We hear the door open with loads of commotion, we see what appear to be paramedics coming into view with their equipment, we see one kneel down to take a pulse at Bruce's/Caitlyn's neck, the scene goes black, the network holds off on a statement for a month, there is a blackout as to whether Jenner is a alive or dead, then........ to be continued! ;-)

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 20:10 | 6365123 SirBarksAlot
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Wow!  You should seriously consider writing the scripts for the reality TV business.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 18:54 | 6364829 Able Ape
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Caitlyn needs to marry OJ Simpson - TALK about ratings!.............

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 18:55 | 6364834 idontcare
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or become John Boehner's mistress

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 20:06 | 6365108 SirBarksAlot
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Aren't you forgetting Kanye West???

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 19:05 | 6364869 medium giraffe
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Sounds like a whole universe of drivel that has somehow passed me by.  Is this show some sort of smear campaign against humanity?

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