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VIX Crashes To 13 Handle
Malicious VIX buyers have been arrested... because 2% losses in China is the new freaking awesome!!
Because why wouldn't you lift all protection en masse ahead of an FOMC Statement...
As "most shorted" stocks face a triple squeeze...
Charts: Bloomberg
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Why should manipulated markets have any volatility? VIX to zero as old Yeller tightens her grip on the free and fair markets in the land of the free
It's not a crash, merely a minor boo boo. We'll get to see what a real crash looks like...soon.....
Guaranteed way to make a little money...when the news is bad and especially if the VIX is at or above 15, buy XIV...you'll profit as the PTB hammer the VIX...been the same for 6 years
Do you use options for your plays?
no...I just buy the shares
Last week or so , even some of the VIX ETFs (2x) werent keeping up percentage wise at the rate the VIX was climbing.
So a 2x performing less than 1x
Anyone caught shorting or even just selling will be executed. Its the only way to save the "economy"
Based on the numbers today, it looks like they arrested the malicious homebuyers too.
VIX and Gold-
Don't buy either one, until they are free...
And even then, don't buy them, because, you know, they're going to be FREE.... DUH.
VIX shares floating in the breeze, and Gold piling up in dumpsters... Fucking Utopia, bitchez....
Where is that article from a few months back, right here on the ZH channel, that bascially put lie to the VIX as a reliable indicator of anything, and perhaps even subject to outright manipulation...? Anybody have that archived...?
Here ya go,,
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/guest-post-how-manipulate-vix-settlement-p...
Welp, buying some long straddles for tomorrow.
this shit is so fucking obvious and stupid...
PLEASE ANYONE....
give me 1 sound fundamental reason for US equities to be rallying today...
give me 1 strong data point...
give me 1 postive economic story....
yeah - i didnt think so...
DEATH TO THE MONEYCHANGERS.
US equities rallying because they are buring the dollar in a fire of fiat money. The fundamental reason is hyperinflation of the dollar and all fiat currency. The data point is the dollar hasa an inverse relationship to all assets. Keynsian economist believe inflating a currency is bullish because it "increases exports". That is Keynesian economics 101.
Positive economic story? We who know the truth can keep buying silver dirt cheap.
:)
fo' sho...
keep stackin....aint nothing changin but the amount of oz's taken away from the MoneyChangers....
"Good as gold" "Gold standard" "solid gold" I mean shit , gold is so valuable they even name titty bars after the stuff. I never heard of the FIAT club have you? Guess the Fucking only dancers who would work there would be Mr. Yellen and Mrs. Barack.
Kevin Henry is doing great this morning. Keep it up Kev, Daddy's got to buy some silver rounds today.
:)
sell vix, sell gold. it's like taking candy from a baby
Yellen is Sellin... Its just the pre meeting routine we have all come to know and love, our Dear little Grandmother is soothing the restless Bulltards.
In the morning the doves and my middle finger will fly again, oh happy daze.
Some of you are old enough to remember the Felix the Cat cartoon, in which he'd reach intio his Magic Bag of VIX to save the day.
We get wrapped up in day to day events and mkt activity. I can not possibly imagine how this can end positively. Yet..when I said that tony neighbor...he called me an "Alarmist." Are there only a few of us in this camp?
FUCK YOU, VIX CRASHERS!!!!! BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!