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Hillary Does It Again: What "Everyday American" Would Pay $600 For This Haircut?
There are plenty of 'everyday Americans' out there with perfectly good haircuts, styled by perfectly good hairdressers, in perfectly good Main Street salons... so why is self-proclaimed populist person-of-the-everyday-American Hillary Clinton getting a $600 haircut at Bergdorf Goodman's Fifth Avenue store in NYC?
Hillary Clinton put part of Bergdorf Goodman on lockdown on Friday to get a $600 haircut at the swanky John Barrett Salon.
Clinton, with a huge entourage in tow, was spotted being ushered through a side entrance of the Fifth Avenue store on Friday.
A source said, “Staff closed off one side of Bergdorf’s so Hillary could come in privately to get her hair done. An elevator bank was shut down so she could ride up alone, and then she was styled in a private area of the salon. Other customers didn’t get a glimpse. Hillary was later seen with a new feathered hairdo.”
Clinton regularly sees salon owner John Barrett, who charges regular mortals $600 for a cut and blow-dry. Hair color can cost an extra $600.
And let’s not forget that her husband, Bill Clinton, was famously caught up in a 1993 controversy known as “Hairgate” when he got a $200 haircut on Air Force One as it was idling for an hour at LAX, shutting down two runways and diverting numerous flights.
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Maybe she should ask for her money back?
The "Something About Mary" look?
Still could be worse...
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Yes she would if she had a $100 million slush fund called the Clinton foundation.
New York City? Get the rope! ;-)
Looney
Last week we learned about the Clinton Foundation's tax problems -- including a serial failure to disclose tens of millions in donations from foreign entities -- and explosive allegations of a lucrative quid pro quo involving the Russian government's successful effort to gain control of a sizable percentage of US uranium capacity. (Mistakes were made, they magnanimously concede). Now the author of 'Clinton Cash,' upon whose work the New York Times, Washington Post and Fox News have built, is pointing to eleven "coincidences" involving Bill Clinton's speaking schedule and issues before Hillary's State Department
http://townhall.com/tipsheet/guybenson/2015/04/27/charity-watchdog-clint...
Its like washing a junker - What difference does it make?
Her face still looks like a semi-truck. How much does that cost to fix?
Before or after the next time she faints and knocks herself cross-eyed again?
(Hillary has a longtime heart problem that nobody in the MSM would ever acknowlege- that's why she faints. The rest of her issues can't be explained so easily.)
You are assuming she has a heart. l'll bet she has already sacrificed it to Satan, and is really an NWO zombie.
Bigger story is the complete quarantine of the salon (and surrounding 4 mile radius) after she had a $4300 benghazi/brazilian wax job.
I think a Columbian necktie would look better on her.
Trump Tower is right across the street from Bergdorf Goodman. I'm sure The DonaldTM and Hillary could have gotten together and cut a deal like two haircuts for $1,000.
Because she's Exceptional
Dang, someone was this close to her neck with a pair of scissors...
Polished a turd for $600
Because she can.
"Yes we can!"
And you can't, everyday American scumbag
I would gladly pay that much and more for her to get her hair cut, as long as the Barber was Sweeny Todd.
And I'd come back the next day for a meat pie.
I would get a $600 haircut if someone else paid for it.
The haircut was free but the hazmat suit rental for the hairdresser was $500 plus dry cleaning costs.
There is absolutely nothing she can do at this stage to beautify herself. Nothing. She's a wrinkled up old prune, probably requires cakes of mortuary makeup to cover up her mug, her hair has limited knowledge of a comb, and she has a sadistic laugh. The rot oozes out of her pores.
So, Hillary doesn't suck?
… you’re SURE it’s not just different pictures of the same person?
"Because you're worth it" - hope she left a tip at the cash register...
I'm willing to chip in for a nice silk bag to put over her head.
Plastic, with a zip tie closure.
What's the difference between a expensive haircut and a cheap haircut?
Answer: 1 week
C'mon, you know she's goin to be bouncin' dreadlocks by next November.
Donald, c'mon. All that money and that's the best rug you can afford? Fuck, I don't know if you're coming or going.
Does the HAZMAT team even have the equipment needed to deal with that biohazard level?
Yep. It's $100 for the haircut and $500 for the exorcism of the shop and cleanup of toxic stuff afterwards.
You could put lipstick on a pig .....well, you know the rest.
"Well, JC, since You will not take up my offer, I have someone here who will."
"Never, Lucifer! Flee! I shall serve The Father!
Hitlery: "Where do I sign?"
Lucifer: Here- wait, in Blood.
Hitlery: "Have you got any baby parts? I am starved out here in this fuckin' desert."
Lucifer: "Why yes, I went by Planned Parenthood before I materialized here. Have a go bag with livers and blood!"
"Thanks!"
Hey well maybe they're cutting her pubies. I'd charge $6,000 for that.
I've used a chainsaw on a 12ft pole to trim palm fronds . . .
You're gonna need a longer pole.
she should get her money back, could spend a million on a haircut and I wouldn't touch her with a ten feet pole anyway
"Faints?" How about falling down drunk!
Yes, well-known in the inner circles she consumes massive amounts of booze to forget the daily Evil she commits.
I don't buy it. There's no way it has a conscience...
A drinking first lady? Say it ain't so Betty Ford.
Maybe a remake of 'Something about Mary'? with a quart of murdered Webb Hubbel jizz to spruce up that righteous topknot? Or could it be a remake of 'Dumb and Dumber?
'Gimme that beer you pumpkin pie hair cutted freak'! Or, 'You should be sucking my hairy beanbag'! Both tragically appropriate, and most likely accurate both on discourse and action....and then theres the Donald...
Well she better read some old West Wing scripts about conealing illness and co-ercing others into the charade, and make sure that -"at this point, it doesn't really matter"
yep, she's a kenworth.
now... if i were cutting her hair... and the scissors got anywhere near her throat...
no. . no
her head would probably swivel around like a flywheel, she'd talk like satan, and i'd get puked on.
gotta scratch that idea...
Don't you go blaming trucks when it was obviously a freight train.......
I'm a railroad artist and I paint EMD and GE Freight Locomotives and they haven't made anything, yet, that is as ugly, disgusting and reprehensible looking as Hillary Clinton. I think Komodo Dragons are prettier, than that ugly slag.
What Americans would want a $600 haircut?
Puerto Rican bond holders would agree to that in a heartbeat.
Ladies and gentlemen!!
It's not hair!
It's fur.
raaaawrrrrrrrr
Paying 2 million foryour kids wedding is like paying 600 for a haircut ....
I bet that would be a great wedding.
Paper bags are free at the grocery store if you ask nice.
Great knock video. 3 minutes, very well done.
https://www.youtube.com/embed/TfG0bSK6fH4
Why does the phrase "Lipstick on a pig," spring to mind? :>D
Toupee on a pig?
Just riffin'
Haha, of course it is a slush fund for collecting bribes all over the world, funneled into their account.
"We came, we saw, He Died, cackle cackle cackle."
She has a good witch laugh.
Money wasted. She's still ugly.
I wonder how much Yellen [PRINTS] to have someone put a bowl over her head?
Romulans naturally look like that.
You misspelled "his"
trumped
I'm thinking a crew cut and pajamas with numbers on them is more appropriate.
She should visit the local pet groomer and get a Sheep Dog cut. Something that fully covers that disgusting face.
She still looks like a Palomino
Yeah but that $600 covers both the upstairs and the downstairs.
You're welcome whoever is eating lunch.
pods
There are days you are truly evil...
You have to wonder if she went for the optional anal bleaching procedure while she was at it.
NOW you are all free to disenjoy lunch.
Don't it make your brown eye
Don't it make your brown eye
Don't it make your brown eye bluuuuue...
"You have to wonder if she went for the optional anal bleaching procedure while she was at it."
Now now, they don't call it "anal bleach gel" any more, it's called "pooter polish" by the hipsters nowadays. So I heard.
Bill said she was clean shaven .....but then again he could have been talking about her face .....
I think he meant her pits, the only place he would stick his schlong.
I don't know if I should love you or hate you for that comment.
Huma
Curse you, pods!!!
She said she was going to cut that Bush down to size - I figured she was talking about Jeb.
You can't polish a turd.
You say that like you know it for sure. There are some very talented turd-polishers out there.
Like putting silk on a bowling ball. Fixed it.
Not true. Mythbusters proved you can polish a turd:
https://youtu.be/yiJ9fy1qSFI
Yes, but the stench remains the same.
...but you can put lipstick on a pig.
What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!
You can't polish a turd.
But you can roll it in glitter....but it's still a turd.
Sorry, Hill; you can't fix ugly.
You can put lipstick on a pig...
<- Hitlery Clinton's hair
<- Donald Dump's hair
Some animals are more equal than others.
Yawn - this is an annual event over HAIR.
The most previous Hairgate -
Beverly Hills stylist Joseph Torrenueva tells the Washington Post that one of his haircuts for Democratic presidential hopeful John Edwards cost $1,250 because Torrenueva had to fly to Atlanta and missed two days of work as a result.
"He has nice hair," Torrenueva told the newspaper. "I try to make the man handsome, strong, more mature and these are the things, as an expert, that's what we do."
Torrenueva, a Democrat, said he began cutting Edwards' hair for free but wound up charging him $300 to $500 per haircut, plus the cost of airfare and hotel stays. That's because Torrenueva was often forced to meet Edwards on the campaign trail to shear his locks.
Stay tuned - the hits just keep coming. BTW, this incident marked the beginning of the fall for Edwards.
$50 for the haircut. $1,200 for the blowjob.
I thought she was broke?
She got aid from a "Foundation."
She should be getting her hair cut by the prison barber.
She should be in a Men's prison without Hummer, I mean, Huma.
"Huma, if you marry Tony, you'll be Huma Weiner, nobody will suspect our lesbian lifestyle."
Who cares.
I guarantee you she did not pay one dime...Or leave a tip!
There was the strong smell of sulfer and shit as she entered and left!
Rat-a-tat-tat that ass!
is donatella versace related to Hillary?
or sarah jessica parker?
Actually, Hitlery is a Chosenite, she had a nose job. SJP goes au natural.
Bitch is ugly. A three bagger
and one bag for me in case hers falls off
Hair styling schools only charge $10.00 for a lady's haircut.
But in the socialist world we are all equal, except that some are more equal than others.
Apparently, about 600x more equal.
So ZH is a tabloid now?
I dont care about how much she paid for her haircut. This is just static.
So are your posts.
Buzz Killington in the house https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f68VXKMZT1Q
Who cares how much she pays for her haircut, what are you guys communists?
500 bucks in NYC for a woman is not even all that crazy. It's like some of you guys have not been to the big city or something.
Where is the buzz really? Unless this is shit, and you guys are buzzing around it like flies. Doubt Trump cuts his hair for cheaper.
ZH provides us with news and information about the carefree lifestyle we all wish we had.
(and financial finagling and fiascoes that we occasionally find funny.)
I only read it for the articles, though.
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/house-obama-fire-head-irs-173000663.html
The GOP-e is a joke and only slightly less evil than O and the Dems. We have a one party police state.
Politically that's a pretty good move. The public support for impeaching the head of the IRS, whatever they had or had not done, would surely be immense.
I thought she was broke?
Not broke, but damaged.
She should use Trump's barber and save us a lot of money.
In fact, I would rather she campaign with a bag over her head with holes for the eyes and a hole for the screeching, nails-on-chalkboard voice of hers.
Why bother reading about ancient egyptian rulers. You're living in it right now.
Yet she still looks every bit the hag that she is. It's true what they say about putting lipstick on a pig.
I think Trump has the features to look good bald. He should just go Bruce Willis and give it a buzz cut instead of being the butt of all the hair jokes.
As for Hillary, a dog that eats its own shit would think twice before licking that face. Brrrr.
"Maybe she should ask for her money back"
That's not her money she's spending.
$600 is nothing to the royalty.
I don't care what you pay for it, there ain't nothing that can take the UGLY out of that bag!
Hair looks great. Too bad they couldn't have done something with her FACE.
Buckshot maybe?
hair going to be blonder
eyes going to be bluer
pantsuits getting bolder
by election day she'll look hot /sarc/
hrh...je suis le regne
By election day she'll look like Bruce Jender.
Because it makes her look younger and lose weight?
After she's elected, she won't have to hold back. She'll get the $1,500. cuts.
Supercuts $15....
Bitch is getting ripped off.
Hillary is living in a Edward Bernays world.
Edward Bernays and the Art of Public Manipulationhttp://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qiKMmrG1ZKU
When you have a $200 million political "slush" fund, a $600 haircut is nothing.
It is said that you get the government you deserve. I will leave it at that.
Yeah right I'm sure bill was getting a 'haircut" for two hours.
Oh stop it! Hillary is for the little guy on Main Street. Doesn't everyone pay $600 for their haircut?
That's as bad as John Edwards with his Two America's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AE847UXu3Q
ugh what a narcissistic prick
My guillotine cuts hair for free, but starts at the neck.
Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission..
But there is a basket fee.
Put as much lipstick on this sow as you want -
it still goes: "Oink! Where the fck is the feeding trough?"
She came... She saw... And after she spends $600.00 on the medusa locks that grows out of her scalp -she's still an ugly lying evil cunt with blood on her hands!...
She should get the bald look like Charlize Theron in Mad Max.
"Thank you so much for donating to the Clinton Foundation"
- Hillary
I think Trump owns that building. LOL
Because I am worth it. *vomit*
Why get a shoe shine when you're made of dirt
~ Poster Children ("If You See Kay")
Hitlery got her hair did. Vote for Monica Lewinski's boyfriend's wife.
Did that $600 x 2 clip her birds nest below, so Wille can go down occasionally?
$600? That's higher than the average monthly wage in more than a few countries, but hey – why don't they just pull themselves up by their damn bootstraps?
Higher than the average yearly wage in some countries.
She's Goldman Sachs candidate! $600 bucks for a haircut means nothing but the best for their Hillarroid.
I can recommend an excellent stylist for a haircut - John Deere......
Be Stihl.
I see Hillary is using Bill's hair jell again...
-Something about Hillary 2016
Really? Who takes these people seriously?
Did that $600 x 2 clip her birds nest below, so Wille can go down occasionally?
Hillary is going bald, and that's why it costs $600 USD to make her hair look like it is real. If the American voter was presented with a balding woman running for president, they would vote en masse for anyone with hair.
Face it, America, the old whore is over-the-hill, and twice as dusty. And Bill has been backing off on givng her facials due to fondness for the memory of Monica Lewinsky.
Hillary is a ‘cougar’.
Good Looord! what is wrong with you?!
If this ugly dried up old witch even appeared in my minds eye for even a fraction of a second during sex I would become permanantly impotent. Hope the $600 bucks covers clearing the cob webs off her nasty vagina.