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Hillary Does It Again: What "Everyday American" Would Pay $600 For This Haircut?

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There are plenty of 'everyday Americans' out there with perfectly good haircuts, styled by perfectly good hairdressers, in perfectly good Main Street salons... so why is self-proclaimed populist person-of-the-everyday-American Hillary Clinton getting a $600 haircut at Bergdorf Goodman's Fifth Avenue store in NYC?

 

As PageSix reports,

Hillary Clinton put part of Bergdorf Goodman on lockdown on Friday to get a $600 haircut at the swanky John Barrett Salon.

 

Clinton, with a huge entourage in tow, was spotted being ushered through a side entrance of the Fifth Avenue store on Friday.

 

A source said, “Staff closed off one side of Bergdorf’s so Hillary could come in privately to get her hair done. An elevator bank was shut down so she could ride up alone, and then she was styled in a private area of the salon. Other customers didn’t get a glimpse. Hillary was later seen with a new feathered hairdo.”

 

Clinton regularly sees salon owner John Barrett, who charges regular mortals $600 for a cut and blow-dry. Hair color can cost an extra $600.

 

And let’s not forget that her husband, Bill Clinton, was famously caught up in a 1993 controversy known as “Hairgate” when he got a $200 haircut on Air Force One as it was idling for an hour at LAX, shutting down two runways and diverting numerous flights.

 

Read more here...

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Maybe she should ask for her money back?

 

The "Something About Mary" look?

 

Still could be worse...

 

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Wed, 07/29/2015 - 12:40 | 6367337 Toolshed
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"Hillary is a ‘cougar’. "

If you mean an obese, amoral, disease ridden, deceitful, lesbian cougar.........then yeah, sure.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 16:39 | 6368586 STP
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Not even a cougar.  More like a mangy, pissed-off, old house cat.

 

http://www.catmine.com/pix/mad_cat.htm

 

 

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 12:08 | 6367200 alfred b.
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  Ya but that probably includes her armpits!

 

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 12:09 | 6367202 rejected
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Oh yea! Definitely a National discussion is warranted on hair styling.

Maybe a hairstyle debate,,, for those in the running that still have hair.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 12:09 | 6367205 BlackSwanOil
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I like my buzz cut.  I cut my own hair.  It feels nice.  It is easy to care for.  I don't have to worry about hair messes anymore.  Hillary and the Donald needs to consider something simpler.

What does a fancy hair style for men say about their ability to govern our country?

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 12:16 | 6367222 Bill of Rights
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Yup i buzz as well, my own,.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 12:21 | 6367244 loregnum
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Same here. A buzz is awesome given the low maintenance and ease of doing it myself. Couldn't care less if others think it looks good on me or not.

The vanity of so many humans is incredible. What an "evolved" species....

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 12:15 | 6367219 Bill of Rights
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Now about her jowls...

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 12:20 | 6367242 p00k1e
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Those aren’t jowls, that’s a Tea-Bag Cozy. 

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 12:19 | 6367239 loregnum
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Women in general are stupid when it comes to paying for haircuts. The way they get overcharged is quite amusing to me.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 12:32 | 6367303 Meat Hammer
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It's so they can impress their female friends who they hate. 

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 22:21 | 6369567 Ms No
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They get away with robbery because you have to have high quality supplies and they are by license only.  The cost is high enough that a cheap and quick school may pay for itself relatively quickly.   

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 12:22 | 6367249 iClaudius
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Who here wouldn't do her?

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 12:23 | 6367255 VWAndy
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Define Do.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 12:41 | 6367350 Toolshed
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I would not hesitate to "do" her with a baseball bat and a rough cut 4x4. I think you know what the lumber is for.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 12:22 | 6367250 VWAndy
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 Smoke screen. Her and Trump and Jeb are running smoke to keep someone hidden for now.

I call BS on this dog and pony show.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 12:44 | 6367361 PTR
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Shhhhh!

-Jeb

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 12:24 | 6367260 RushRoolz
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Actually this is money well spent. Maybe it was just my TV but man did that old cut make her hips look wide

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 12:26 | 6367267 Bemused Observer
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WHO THE FUCK SPENDS 600 DOLLARS ON A HAIRCUT!!??

This fact alone should disqualify someone for running for office...Anyone stupid enough to spend that much is too stupid to have control of anyone else's money.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 12:27 | 6367273 Ajax_USB_Port_R...
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John Boehner also had his hair done at The John Barrett Salon. He was so pleased with the cut that he cried for over an hour.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 12:30 | 6367289 iClaudius
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$600, she had a back sack and crack wax.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 12:32 | 6367302 Who was that ma...
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"Maybe she should ask for her money back"?

Maybe we should ask for our country back.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 12:35 | 6367311 gregga777
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Great! She paid $600 to have her hair look like a writhing mass of snakes! I'm glad to see her get screwed! ROTFLMAO!

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 12:36 | 6367323 Dominus Ludificatio
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$600 for the cut and $10000 for security. She must have been inspired by Donald Trumpet. She is thought ,if it works for Donald it may work for her.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 12:37 | 6367326 Toolshed
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Cut the carpet munching whore a break already. Her hair is the only part of her anatomy that DOESN'T make me want to barf.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 12:51 | 6367389 VWAndy
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My guess is you were never close enough to smell her.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 12:43 | 6367358 the grateful un...
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Shampoo with Warren Beaty

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 12:44 | 6367363 gregga777
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What a stupid POS. That $600 would be better spent on a bag to hide her face. One look at her face would turn even the Medusa to stone. ROTFLMAO!

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 12:47 | 6367367 L Bean
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All "powerful women" spend at least that on their weekly trip to the salon and local luxury hoof-sanders. 

But really, how gauche. She could afford to have whichever overpaid court hair jester she got at Bergdorf's to come straight to her Park Avenue bachelor pad. Non? 

Maybe she just flossin.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 14:59 | 6368085 Baa baa
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Please cease being her apologist.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 15:32 | 6368260 L Bean
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?? ok buddy

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 12:48 | 6367378 world_debt_slave
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let them cut themselves

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 12:52 | 6367392 Downtoolong
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There are no $1,000 whores, only $1,000 Johns.

There are no $1,000 stylists, only $1,000 Elitist Princess Bitches.


Wed, 07/29/2015 - 12:54 | 6367397 ChargingHandle
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Silly peasants, what is $600 when you receive millions in tax free money through your foundation that does not actually help impoverished people but goes towards her lifestyle. After her global warming speach yesterday she got on her 19-seater jet  and whooshed from Iowa to New Hampshire with the ink still drying on her presidential campagn's climate change agenda. She failed to mention that her plane burns 347 gallons of fuel per hour and costs $5,850 per hour to rent.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 12:59 | 6367429 q99x2
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Worthless scum. Pig fat. History will certainly leave these types to the forgotten zone.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 13:07 | 6367464 detached.amusement
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  600 bucks is how much it costs to make sure the scissors dont end up where they should  be

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 13:21 | 6367537 quasi_verbatim
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Thy fair hair my heart enchained.

(Some prefer it black and crinkly.)

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 13:23 | 6367541 markar
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I'm sure the foundation paid for that. Line item entry:  renovation project

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 13:23 | 6367542 Mike Honcho
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The progression....digression to Trump made me laugh.  Public servant, shut down a whole building for a haircut - see pompus in the dictionary.  The Cuntions are worth north of $100M so $600 is nothing.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 13:24 | 6367549 moneybots
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"so why is self-proclaimed populist person-of-the-everyday-American Hillary Clinton getting a $600 haircut at Bergdorf Goodman's Fifth Avenue store in NYC?"

 

Because she is actually the populist for Goldman Sachs.

 

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 13:33 | 6367590 MsCreant
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In reality, given all the lost business from all this special treatment, they should charge her more, not less, for the cut. Or send someone to her.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 13:53 | 6367709 JDFX
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That $600 was for the ' Brazilian ' cut. 

 

 

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 14:31 | 6367935 MsCreant
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Are you willing to inspect that?

 

The “full-bush Brazilian,” involves removing the hair from the labia and butt crack (in accordance with Brazilian-waxing tradition) while leaving everything on top fully grown. It’s the exact opposite of non-Brazilian bikini waxes, which shape the hair on the pubic mound but leave the undercarriage untouched.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 14:03 | 6367740 Hubbs
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When I was in New Zealand, the sheep shearers weren't charging $600 per animal.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 14:27 | 6367914 MsCreant
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Hillary charges $275,000 (speaker fee) to shear her sheep, but that is a group rate.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 14:08 | 6367782 Grouchy Marx
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It's her money, let her spend it how she wants. (Of course, if we only knew how she got the money, she'd be in jail, but nonetheless..)

Besides, if I was a hairdresser, you'd have to pay me about 6 grand before I'd be willing to cut her hair. So I figure the guy is giving her quite a discount really.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 14:54 | 6368062 Baa baa
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How do we know it is HER money? That murdering, gulch pie needs every level of exposure that can be leveled at her.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 14:23 | 6367885 CaptainMoonlight
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For $600, you would think the cut would have started at the neck... for the pleasure of the taxpayers.

 

Oh it's coming!

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 14:28 | 6367922 Chuck Knoblauch
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Doanald and Hildabeast use the same hair color?

LOLOLOL.

That's funny!

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 15:05 | 6368118 The Delicate Genius
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Latest National Poll Shows Bernie Sanders Beating Scott Walker, Donald Trump, Jeb Bush

http://www.alternet.org/election-2016/latest-national-poll-shows-bernie-...

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 15:11 | 6368154 loveyajimbo
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Sure, she is a gnarly bitch on wheels, a criminal and a disaster... BUT what REALLY is frightening... is that so many American sheep still support this walking bag of pig offal.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 15:42 | 6368319 Mike Masr
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A modern day Medusa!

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 16:44 | 6368615 Caleb Abell
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$600 would be more than enough to purchase all the wood necessary to build a gallows.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 16:45 | 6368620 SmittyinLA
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most Americans dont need their dick sucked while getting a haircut 

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 19:16 | 6369216 Bazza McKenzie
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Do they throw in a shave with that?

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 21:30 | 6369576 user2011
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Clinton's are the one who turned white house into a motel.    They sold out the American pride for money.  

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 21:32 | 6369581 Ms No
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Are we sure this is just for hair?  Maybe they had to deal with her beard and there was a hack saw rental for her toenails in there somewhere.  Ahhhh yo feet filfy round eye!

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 21:38 | 6369600 talisman
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so how much does this pig pay for her lipstick ? ?

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 22:30 | 6369739 idontcare
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That $600 could have purchased her a much needed facelift in Chinatown.  

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 22:34 | 6369749 idontcare
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.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 23:18 | 6369848 FAIRMARKET1
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C'mon guys your being to "hard on" Hillary. Not even Bill can get that hard

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 23:34 | 6369881 highwaytoserfdom
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This is wonderful entertainment. The sickness is the MSM. propaganda ....      this is not funnier than those pictures  but help me laugh through this hegemonic lunacy.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNgjf_yZY6M

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 23:38 | 6369890 NuYawkFrankie
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$600 ???

I woulda never thought a bull-dyke buzz-cut cost so much.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 23:53 | 6369922 dsty
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hot hot hot

doooch boys girl friend

Thu, 07/30/2015 - 01:11 | 6370022 pupdog1
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Looks like there's a chipmunk living in there somewhere.

Hillary is getting to be a bigger buffoon than Biden.

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