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HILLARY'S ORDINARY $600 HAIRCUT (Mein Coif!)

 

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Thu, 07/30/2015 - 11:58 | 6371208 ali-ali-al-qomfri
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Moar off the top would have been appropriate.

+Wb7

Thu, 07/30/2015 - 08:41 | 6370502 BrokusDickusMaximus
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I would do her.

Thu, 07/30/2015 - 09:21 | 6370631 overmedicatedun...
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some subjects should be off limits..this piece of human garbage, obviously psychotic should be only viewed thru a scope.

Thu, 07/30/2015 - 07:31 | 6370334 wildbad
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..or if you had a real lot of beer and were viewing through said glass..

Thu, 07/30/2015 - 06:12 | 6370230 Comte d'herblay
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This photo was retouched!!

There are-----and it most assureredly has----nose hairs!!

Please be truthful here.

Thu, 07/30/2015 - 04:25 | 6370172 Panic Mode
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Congradulation, you have raised the bar again. Keep the good stuff coming

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 23:35 | 6369883 q99x2
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She should have gone downtown and had a beggar shit on her face for free and she would have looked better.

Thu, 07/30/2015 - 00:49 | 6369999 williambanzai7
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There are no beggars downtown, just Chinese tourists eating baguettes...

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 22:05 | 6369684 BolshevikPartyP...
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The Hillary picture is an insult to Hitler when you learn the truth: 

http://thegreateststorynevertold.tv/

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 21:33 | 6369585 ChanceIs
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No, no.  The haircut was only $100.  Hillary had to cough up another $500 because the Secret Service had to close down the rest of th salon for security reasons.  She had to compensate the owners for the lost business from all of the empty chairs and idle beauticians.

Just kidding.

Actually, I wasn't.  It wasn't the Secret Service at all.  It was Hillary not wanting to suffer the indignity of being coiffed next to mere mortal in an adjacent chair.  You knw...the other clients would see how much gray she really has and talk to Matt Drudge.

I always love how Drudge finds the photos showing the most wrinkles.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 23:17 | 6369844 MsCreant
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If she had integrity you would not give a flying fuck what she looked like. You would defend her against those who called her an ugly bitch, as if it she was a wonderful mother. Her grey hair, pant suits, cankles, and soft pale dough like skin would be irrelevant.

Funny how that works. 

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 21:29 | 6369570 MontgomeryScott
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Is anyone old enough to remember the time, about 3 weeks after 1992 selection, that Hitlery's masochist Boi-toy Bill (three weeks after taking office in his first term) made LAX shut down for an hour while he got his hair cut (on Air Force One, on the runway)? Seems there was this rise to impeach him in the Senate after he sold the Long Beach (CA) Naval Shipyards to COSCO (actually, he LEASED them to the civilian operations sector of the Chinese Communist People's Liberation Army, but why split hairs). It served him WELL to get the attention diverted from his FIRST presidential scandal, though.

Hitlery is doing some 'pre-selection' diversion, here...

NICE hairdo, WB. I think I see a family/pod/nest of vultures in her hair, though.

AN INSIDE JOB? HOW DARE YOU! HOW DARE YOU!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx4dM5KoqU0

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 20:18 | 6369389 blindman
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hilarious and great stuff around here.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 18:57 | 6369156 Bunga Bunga
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Fraulein Braun.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 17:24 | 6368784 DeadFinks
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Ol' Rotten Clam is one low skill, but expensive piece of work.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 21:50 | 6369637 MontgomeryScott
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Humma don't like you no more.

Actually, thanks to a healthy diet, she says it tastes like fresh chicken (mixed with cellulite, cameltoe, and freshly-minted money flying out of her ass). All right, the mixture MIGHT taste a little 'oceanic' to you; in fact, downright 'sea-foody', like Snapper or Crayfish or Crab, or maybe 'Clam Chowder', but Humma sez it ISN'T ROTTEN, GODDAMNIT!

You're just 'sexist' (not quite as bad as 'RAYCISS', but DAMN CLOSE)!

For six hundred fracking fiat CONUS dollars, I would have expected at least three long-term orgasms and a hair style that doesn't look like Aunt Bea from Andy Griffith (if I was Shitlery, that is); as well as an 'adult toy' as a perk (batteries not included). She has contacted the Law firm of Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe, for possible legal action (the issue with Whitewater and her disbarring as a 'practicing lawyer' have forced her to outscource these type of actions).

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 15:39 | 6368300 Lumberjack
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“You Can Legally Bribe a Government Official” http://www.globalresearch.ca/you-can-legally-bribe-a-government-official/5465490

Janine Jackson interviewed investigative reporter Lee Fang about Washington’s revolving door for the July 24 CounterSpin. This is a lightly edited transcript.

Janine Jackson: When Eric Holder first joined law firm Covington & Burling in 2001, he was coming from a stint as deputy attorney general under Bill Clinton. So it’s no wonder that when Holder went to the Obama administration as attorney general, the folks at Covington kept his seat warm.

...JJ: Well, when you talk about Eric Holder going from Covington & Burling to the White House back to Covington & Burling back to the White House back to Covington & Burling, the response from many could be summed up, I think, as “duh.” I mean, some of us don’t forget 1992 Hillary Clinton saying, “For goodness sakes, you can’t be a lawyer if you don’t represent banks.”…

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 16:09 | 6368447 Lumberjack
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I can visualize her with in a Beyond the Thunder Dome sequel.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 16:18 | 6368488 MsCreant
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Tina is just too hot an act for Hillary to follow.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 17:14 | 6368738 Lumberjack
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Sorry, was thinking about the previous film. Tina is way too hot (love her) and my thought was this:

 

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/i2gVXd7FzhQ/maxresdefault.jpg

 

combined with this:

 

https://www.flickr.com/photos/expd/16506786274

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 18:24 | 6369050 Lumberjack
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http://tinaturnerblog.com

Watch the short video and pay attention to the last questioned she is asked.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 19:59 | 6369336 MsCreant
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She is adorable in that. And she was not going to be baited, was she? ;-)

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 21:25 | 6369557 Lumberjack
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The lady has class!

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 18:25 | 6369013 Lumberjack
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Dup.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 22:05 | 6369661 MontgomeryScott
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"I can visualize her with in a Beyond the Thunder Dome sequel."

Carly Fiorina and Hitlery Clitton are on the schedule tonight!

YES, two bulldyke commie symplants, fighting a mud-wrestling match to the DEATH! Once they enter the cage, all bets are off, and all things are LEGITIMATE! The scrawny, plucky business-bitch from HP, versus the cellulited pants-suit-wearing Bull from the Beltway, engaging in all kinds of Dominatrix domineering...on EACH OTHER... and MUD... and pleasureable moments together...

TWO go in, NONE come out... BUT, BOTH  can COME again and again...

(the crowd cheers enthusiastically)

 

OOPS. Forgot the wildcard contender on the RNC side, 'Banckruptcy' Trump. EEEW! He's got a PENIS...

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 15:10 | 6368139 Joe A
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The poster you knew that would come. Laughed already before clicking on the link.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 14:35 | 6367965 Agent P
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Bergdorf?  Is that a Tim Conway skit? 

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 14:33 | 6367947 I Write Code
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I'll bet that dentist from Wisconsin could shoot an apple off her head.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 14:53 | 6368059 J Jason Djfmam
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With buckshot.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 18:33 | 6369070 skank
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& an open choke.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 14:31 | 6367938 Nobody For President
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I was laughing at the title before I even got to the site.

She tried to outdo Bill's $200 haircut, but he held up air traffic on the east coast for two hours, so he is still ahead.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 14:25 | 6367899 Two Theives and...
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OMG First it's Trump hair..now Hitlery! Thank God I'm bald! Serious nightmare food!

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 14:21 | 6367869 MFL8240
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Really needs some plastic surgery just brutally ugly!  Haircut is a waste of time and money!

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 14:11 | 6367802 kaiserhoff
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Worth every penny.

How about some snazzy bowling shoes to complete the outfit?

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 14:07 | 6367772 More Ammo
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#Hitlery

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 13:41 | 6367650 lakecity55
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heil hitler!

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 13:39 | 6367632 Mike Honcho
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Nothing worse than the upper lip shit stain from brown nosing.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 13:01 | 6367441 large_wooden_badger
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Sure, she gets a "ordinary" haircut, while the ordinary people are staring down the barrel of a "haircut" when the banks start bailing in. Their sense of humor is to die for!

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 12:54 | 6367399 ThrowAwayYourTV
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MeiN CoiF!

Now thats funny!

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 14:20 | 6367862 Grey Swan
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Mein Cunt!

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 19:31 | 6369265 VegasBob
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You can have that rotten cunt.  I wouldn't fuck Hitlery with a stolen dick, much less my own.

If I were married to a nasty skank like Hitlery, I'd cheat on her every chance I could just like Bubba does.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 12:44 | 6367365 VWAndy
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How much would you charge her for stinking up your workplace? Just sayin. The price aint out of line all things concidered.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 12:42 | 6367355 Toolshed
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Wow! She looks hotter with the mustache.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 16:15 | 6368477 MsCreant
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You were thinking of prison pussy? Women don't normally grow those.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 12:51 | 6367390 the grateful un...
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Dirty Sanchez, now Bill stop that

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 20:00 | 6368482 MsCreant
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Bill don't even go there to do that, I suspect.

And Hillary is the one who has let herself be shit on (the affairs). Leave the fucker.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 12:42 | 6367354 Reaper
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Hitlery needed affirmative action and a stuck up coif for her SS admission. She failed the bar exam. http://www.buzzfeed.com/deenashanker/fail-the-bar-become-president

We're ruled by elite morons.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 12:56 | 6367413 williambanzai7
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LOL!

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 12:51 | 6367388 ThrowAwayYourTV
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You dont have to be smart to be a politician, all you need to be is "Willing to give the banksters what they want."

 

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