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President Obama Explains Where "The Economy Is Booming" (In 1 Cartoon)

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Finally, an economic growth strategy...

 

 

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Wed, 07/29/2015 - 15:54 | 6368381 madcows
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Worst Anti-Christ, EVER!

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 16:04 | 6368427 Callz d Ballz
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"there is another"

Yoda

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 16:14 | 6368473 zorba THE GREEK
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Worst ever?......Wait til the sucubus Hitlery becomes President, you will miss O,Bush, and even Nixon. God help the world if she gets in. It will be 'End Of Times', Satan on the thrown, 'Fire and

Brimstone'. Who said the anti-Christ would be a man? Better save one in chamber for yourself.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 16:22 | 6368509 Four chan
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president dindu and his gibsmedat constituency.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 16:50 | 6368643 BeaverCream
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dindumuffins are the best pastries!

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 17:04 | 6368694 Billy the Poet
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Another cartoon about IRAN! but where is the ZH story on Pollard? Did I miss it? It would work equally well or better than this cartoon as click bait so where's the entrepreneurial spirit not to mention that ole time ZH spirit? 

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 17:32 | 6368830 Stuck on Zero
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In every election since LBJ I've said that the new President couldn't be worse than the last one.  I've been wrong every time.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 18:29 | 6369058 Richard Chesler
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Scumbag bankster puppet can't leave office soon enough.

 

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 19:34 | 6369274 Dick Buttkiss
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Yes, but I'm with David Stockman on calling this the one good thing (for whatever reason) that Obama has done:

I have rarely found anything President Obama has done to be praiseworthy, and believe his domestic policies of Keynesian borrow and spend and incessant statist intervention in capitalist enterprise to be especially deplorable. But finally he has stood up to the War Party——and that could mark a decisive turning point in rolling back Washington’s destructive interventionism and imperial pretensions in the Middle East and, indeed, around the world.

The Iranian nuclear agreement is a decisive refutation of the War Party’s hoary claim that Iran is hell-bent upon obtaining nuclear weapons. This deafening but untruthful narrative was long ago debunked by the 2007 National Intelligence Estimates (NIEs). These authoritative findings were issued by the nation’s 16 top intelligence agencies in November 2007, and they held that what had possibly been a small-scale Iranian weapons research effort was abandoned in 2003 and never restarted. That NIE verdict has been reiterated several times since then.

Not surprisingly, it was also these NIE findings that stopped cold in its tracks George Bush’s plan to bomb the alleged Iranian nuclear sites in late 2007. In his memoirs the Great Decider admitted that it would have been hard to explain to the American public why he was launching another war to eliminate an alleged Iranian WMD threat when his own intelligence agencies had just concluded it did not even exist!

http://davidstockmanscontracorner.com/all-praise-to-barrack-obama-hes-gi...

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 22:53 | 6369801 PrayingMantis
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... Reginald and his friend Barack set out for the course one morning. When Reginald returns to Barack's not-so-white house, Manchielle asks how the game went. 
    "Terrible," Reginald replies.  "Barack had a heart attack on the third tee."
    "My goodness, that IS terrible!" Manchielle exclaims.
    "Tell me about it!" he replies, "Oh, man, for fifteen holes, it was like, hit the ball, drag Barack, hit the ball, drag Barack ..."

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 19:27 | 6369256 meterman
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ZERO MY BOY, You are so right!

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 17:35 | 6368845 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Up floats another turd from townhall.com. Michael Ramirez must have taken the day off for an infusion of establishment Vichy DC talking points.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 16:30 | 6368548 ajax
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Hillary: "Auntie Christ".

I cannot remember who it was here on ZH who first coined it but no one has done better since.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 17:40 | 6368769 sunaJ
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It was said in that ancient book of fabled lore that the anti-Christ would come as a thief in the night.  Well, what better guise than a  feeble-minded grandmother?  Thing is,  I don't really think $he has too many here fooled, though I don't think many on this site listen to her minions.  I'm pretty convinced the anti-Christ, if one exists, is a shotgun-showing.  You can't get away from them, because they exist exactly because of the system.  I mean, is Donald Trump or anyone else that has any sort of "serious" airtime in our media really interested in fixing a dying paradigm?  The fall is systemic, so don't expect a "savior" within the paradigm - which is carcinogenic - until the paradigm falls.  I'm convinced the only thing you can do is try not to participate and prepare for a reset where something that was once considered sane and the utmost rewarded, is categorically diagnosed as bat-shit crazy and thereby condemned.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 19:33 | 6369273 meterman
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sunaj - Please - Do yourself a favor - After smoking, try facing out into the world instead of shoving your nose and mind in the corner.

Thu, 07/30/2015 - 03:37 | 6370134 sunaJ
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Oh, thanks for that sage advice and position you cowardly do not exposit - Did I hurt your feel-bads about Clinton or about Trump, hmmm?   It's Trump isn't it?  He's okay, I guess if you have to turn your nose from the corner and rah-rah this shit show...he is the king of the show right now after all... You have left me with nothing to lead me though.  Which do you propose that I vote for in my civic duty?  Since you seem to have the answers, I await with baited breath your answer...

 

Is it Trump or Christie or Paul?  Please,  I need to know so I know where to punch my ticket!

 

(I don't smoke, mutherfucker, cuz they say smoking is bad!)

 

 

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 16:53 | 6368556 Callz d Ballz
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and we have a winner! 

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 19:09 | 6369195 hangemhigh77
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But but, Hillary says she'll help us. Yea she'll help us. Yea she said so. Help me Hillary. Help me.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 21:44 | 6369620 laboratorymike
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Well, let's see:

Wars and rumors of wars? Check.

Corn-lobby induced Red Tide and hypoxic zones threatening oceans of "blood" and sea life dieoffs? Check.

Monetary instability threatening economic collapse and famine? Check.

Advocacy for a system that permits cutting off funds for political dissidents? Check.

Masses of indoctrinated young people hoping for someone to come save them? Check.

If anything I'm starting to think Reveltion was pretty tame in its predictions.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 17:44 | 6368897 invisible touch
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keep going obozo... almost 20% reel unemployment, trillions printed never injected in reel economy but kept in fed's neighborhood...
yep, you definitivly opened the way to the next democrate to make war with iran and russia to cover the amplutide of the mess of the last decade.

 

anyone know website to buy small car delegation flags of russia and iran, just to be sure i will have no problem  on shtf if i drive full east

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 16:33 | 6368559 drendebe10
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The economy is booming with the fudgepacker's celebritygrand imperial golf lifestyle and bullshit junket trips.... every ehere else for US citizen tax paying saps, nt so much... fukim...

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 17:48 | 6368921 Allen_H
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Don't forget about his selfie-stick, for when Reggie is out of town.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 17:14 | 6368739 Billy the Poet
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Worst Anti-Christ, EVER

 

Check your documentation:

 

Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee.

 

 

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 15:55 | 6368389 TideFighter
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The US Navy just named a ship for Barry.

The Gravy Boat.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 15:58 | 6368400 Headbanger
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Moar like "The Good Ship Lollipop"

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 16:43 | 6368602 Silverhog
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Moar like the "Good Ship Lollidick"

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 16:05 | 6368429 stant
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It's a carrier , with para sails for ac. And a tiki bar called the do ask do tell

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 16:13 | 6368467 ali-ali-al-qomfri
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you forgot to mention the executive order putting green, including glare free, reflective teleprompters

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 16:49 | 6368632 goldman58
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yes and the flight deck is no longer being used to launch fighter aircraft - it's a giant putting green now

And dont forget the monkey bars where the super structure used to be for his wife Mooooooooochele

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 17:38 | 6368867 TheFourthStooge-ing
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There is no flight deck. It's all poop deck.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 19:11 | 6369200 hangemhigh77
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It's the SS Oboner

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 16:28 | 6368514 all-priced-in
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The SS Obama - just like President Obama - full of seamen.

 

 

 

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 16:47 | 6368626 goldman58
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Dont you mean - SCUM?

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 15:59 | 6368392 Dr. Engali
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I think I've done a pretty good job as president and I could get selected.....er I mean elected again.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 16:21 | 6368502 TruxtonSpangler
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S'elected

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 15:57 | 6368393 Occams_Chainsaw
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If that's leadership can somone please get me some ass beatings instead?

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 15:59 | 6368404 de3de8
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He Da Man

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 16:09 | 6368448 lakecity55
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He da Queen.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 16:26 | 6368526 JLO
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Yea, she da Man

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 16:24 | 6368516 clade7
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High Yellow

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 16:08 | 6368440 OldPhart
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uppity eliter

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 15:58 | 6368396 Mike Honcho
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He was placed in that position for a desired outcome that has become apparent to even fluoride Joe.  If at this point in life you haven't identified at least one conspiracy theory to be true, check for a lobotomy scar.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 15:58 | 6368397 The Delicate Genius
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should been trading with Cuba all this time, too.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 16:27 | 6368534 Four chan
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hes getting his daddys communist plan together in his final year of damage to america. 

 

 

http://www.snagfilms.com/films/title/dreams_from_my_real_father

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 16:02 | 6368420 Meat Hammer
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I love it when I'm mixing it up with a libtard in a comment thread and they mention that Obama brought the DOW to all-time highs.

My go-to response: "Tell me how, exactly, Obama did that."

Crickets...

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 16:08 | 6368435 CHX
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Well he BOUGHT it to FATHs, with borrowed money of many generations to come...

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 16:07 | 6368436 CrazyCooter
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Smaller denominator?

Regards,

Cooter

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 17:42 | 6368892 venturen
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icomes have fallen every year this guy has been there....well for criminal bankers...never been better

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 16:08 | 6368445 The Delicate Genius
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CIA On Trial In Virginia For Planting Nuke Evidence In Iran
http://www.washingtonsblog.com/2015/01/cia-trial-virginia-planting-nuke-...

The Mysterious Laptop Documents: “Evidence” of Iran Nuclear Weapons Program May Be Fraudulent
http://www.globalresearch.ca/the-mysterious-laptop-documents-evidence-of...

US Uses Fake Intelligence as Evidence of Iranian Covert Nuclear Weapons Program
http://www.globalresearch.ca/us-uses-fake-intelligence-as-evidence-of-ir...

US/Israel: Iran NOT Building Nukes
https://consortiumnews.com/2012/01/24/usisrael-iran-not-building-nukes/

Ray Mcgovern: Israel and Iran: Fact Vs. Fiction
https://www.linktv.org/programs/ray-mcgovern-israel-and-iran-fact-vs-fic...

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https://theuglytruth.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/prevent_holocaust_bomb_...

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 18:51 | 6369138 Bazza McKenzie
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Anyone who thinks Iran is not trying to build nuclear weapons is sure not a genius.

If you just want a coal or oil fired power station you can find plenty of countries willing to sell one to you.

If you want a nuclear power plant you can find plenty of countries willing to sell one to you.

You can find plenty of countries willing to sell you the fuel for the plant.

With its oil reserves Iran is one of the countries with the least need for nuclear power plants.

The only countries in the business of producing enriched uranium, which Iran is now doing, are the countries with nuclear weapons programs.

Whatever one thinks of Israel or the US has zero to do with the logic of Iran's behavior.

And by the way, why didn't Obama insist they adopt wind turbines instead.  That's his solution for the US and the rest of the world.  Don't they have wind in Iran?  Or maybe the Iranians are smart enough to dodge that scam.

 

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 19:20 | 6369231 Winston Churchill
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Iran has always had power generation difficulties, despite sitting on lake oil.

It was true under the Shah, and 40+ years of sanctions have made the problem

worse.They used to have to import refined petroleum products,probably still do.

There goes your argument.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 16:26 | 6368529 The Delicate Genius
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The Imperial Designs on Iran

President Obama certainly concluded that the 36-year-long Wall of Mistrust against Iran was bound to fail. The real Masters of the Universe in Washington – those who control the deep state – always knew that the “nuclear weapons” hysteria was bogus. That was part of a strategic decision to keep the Islamic Republic isolated from the West as long as possible, and ultimately force regime change.

http://sputniknews.com/columnists/20150723/1024959422.html

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 16:31 | 6368550 Chuck Knoblauch
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Obozo gets China's sloppy seconds in Iran.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 16:34 | 6368565 orangegeek
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Just remember. It's not a lie... if you believe it.

 

George Costanza, 1996

 

Just remember. It's not a lie... if you believe it.

barry obama, 2015

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 16:52 | 6368650 goldman58
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Dont worry folks he already said that there is no way he is going to hand over the keys to the White Castle to anyone he deems unworthy

Gotta love that comment

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 17:34 | 6368842 Lumberjack
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Saw that and mentioned it here at ZH a day or two ago. Remember that it's all scripted and they do not say anything unless there is a motive. 

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 17:13 | 6368729 world_debt_slave
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ah, I remember that "green shoots" speech, fondly

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 17:13 | 6368731 the grateful un...
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you say economy and boom i think MIC, but lately not much in the crosshairs? whens the last time we droned a wedding party, killed the number two in Al Qaeda, supplied arms to the freedom fighters anywhere? this is the way the economy goes not with a bang but a whimper

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 17:58 | 6368958 1stepcloser
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Shovel ready jobs for new nuclear reactors and MIC profits when the IDF bombs the shit out them starting WWIII

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 18:14 | 6369022 g'kar
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Do I really need to say it? If the economy is booming, why aren't the FED rates going up?

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 18:45 | 6369109 ThrowAwayYourTV
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Cant wait till this guy is gone. Tired of lowering myself down to the standards of a homeless unemployeed drunk drug addict so they can be equal to me.

 

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 19:39 | 6369291 PeaceLover
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Some days
I just love it here. @ ZH center.
you guys and girls have me on the floor
Hillary: "Auntie Christ"

Problem is it could be the truth and I thought I wasn't religious.
Second problem politicians are so cheap lap dogs for the real power.

 

Peace less and less it seems
The top 500 some how have a absence of humane feeling
And don't seem to  care who dies or suffers as long as they get MORE of be on top!

 

 

Thu, 07/30/2015 - 07:18 | 6370311 redd_green
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The last frame should read "Of course, that's in Israel", because they give more aid to Israel on and off the books than any other place.

Thu, 07/30/2015 - 10:10 | 6370833 maxamus
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What don't people understand that we GAVE BACK Iran's money that we TOOK?

Thu, 07/30/2015 - 12:40 | 6371390 loregnum
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What's with all the cartoons being posted here from that useless Townhall.comsite regarding Iran? Post other cartoons and quit beating the Iran horse.

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