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TWTR Twatted - Plunges 14%, Nears Record Lows
"That's what happens Larry when the smoke and mirrors clear..."
Kitchen Sink? Or Moment of Clarity...
Near record lows...
Off The Lows... or 60% Off The Highs
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And then there's YELP...
It seems 'eyeballs' once again are not what really matters after all.
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I swear I've watched this movie before. As I recall, most people hated the ending.
That's what happens Larry....
Speaking of movies...reminded me of:
You see what happens, Larry? This is what happens when you f*ck a stranger in the ass Larry!
#faceplant
one of my top ten all time movies
Larry Krudlow was in a movie?
Poor ol' Donnie. RIP
We twatted some folks in tha face.
No worries, there's a solid floor at zero.
I'm no fan of the guy, but Zuckerberg nailed it here:
"[Twitter is] such a mess, it’s as if they drove a clown car into a gold mine and fell in."
That social media field is packed with competition. And in Asia few if anyone uses twitter since they have their own stuff like 'we chat,' etc.....
Has to be tough in this market.
I reckon he would. No worries once the chosen are firmly at the helm, Twitter will make a "Miraculous Recovery!" Can't leave the Big Info. industry in the hands of ordinary
gentilemen. Short it till Dorsey cries uncle, then scout for a "suitable" replacement, easy peasy.
fuck zuckerberg
A zero floor is merely a rest stop on the way to Nirvana in our brave new world......
"TWTR Twatted" Too funny! I don't give a rat's ass about Twitter - just thought the headline was funny.
'Twitter' --- That little place between the twat and the shitter...
I'm gonna start a company that focuses on dirty 1 liners. It will be worth billions.
Tainter.
I'm launching a company of cheese trucks to drive around in the NYC 110 heat all day serving hot cheese samwiches...
I'm expecting the market cap will show each truck to be worth at least $50 million....
Sell it before they smell it.
The 'eyeballs' meme was just as popular right before the first Internet bubble burst. Didn't work then either.
It's amazing, isn't it? I mean they didn't even put a different spin on it or anything. Like an exact carbon copy of DotCom1.
Being an insider and making money off this shit must be so easy they don't even feel the need to invest in an updated narrative.
Look at the available returns on, oh, anything else. Yes, it is so easy to make money off this shit. It's not "like" shooting fish in a barrel, it is shooting fish in a barrel, exactly. Until you've shot all the fish. Then all you have is an unappetizing start on bouillabaisse.
they laid off their narrative updater to save money.
had a meeting with this smug young Indian IB from CSFB in 2000, - all he kept saying was eyeballs and stickyness.
that's when I opened a trading account and shorted the piss out of the e-commerce dotcoms.
Twatted?
Revelation?
Personally, twatted is probably most appropriate.... for rhe company.
Twitter has been censoring very actively and has lost many users for that. Trutherbot who had more than 257K followers had his account shut down for tweeting that Khazars are not real Jews.
Last tweet before @trutherbot was banned: "Khazars aren't real Jews."
BTW, Zero Hedge has 270K followers on Twitter
what about "Most Jews are Khazars"... shutting me down down in 3..2..1
Twitter=Outlet for people with narcissistic personality disorder.
That definition could apply to all of social media. Do you have your selfie stick yet?
True but twitter is especially retarded. It's just a megaphone of worthless bullshit spewing out of the minds of people that are contributing no value to anything.
Agreed. And it would be easy to prove. Make Twitter a subscription service. Charge 1 cent per month per account. Watch half of the user base vaporize the next day.
Selfie stick? I'm a dude. That's a chick toy.
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
pods
they had a "kiosk" of those stupid fucking things at the mall... the end is near, no doubt
Yeah, I get mine out a couple times a week for a "selfie". That reminds me, put Jergins on grocery list.
i agree
i have a twitter acct, but don't go on much cuz it makes me sick how most of them tweet and act like they are the center of the world.
Some times i wonder if any of them have a life. I mean i see so much "I am addicted to twitter"
i can't stand narcissistic type ppl.
and what i really find strange is that they brag about how many tweets they have like it is some sort of trophy.
I think there's real value in a micro blogging platform, but their execution has been a disaster.
There's no reason why Twitter couldn't move to a subscription based model based on various levels of service (including changing their retarded policy of limiting tweets to just 140 characters).
My eyeballs have never seen a twitter but I have another set of balls they can twat about.
Fuck twitter. What a joke.
Show me your twitter, I show my my zinga.
If only Twitter would launch an aggressive ad campaign featuring a sock puppet.
I came for the comments :)
Did you remember to put a towel on your keyboard...?
If you Twitter myspace, I'll google all over your Facebook
don't forget to yelp when I pinterest your asshole
I searched in vain for any definition of "organic" that made sense in that bullshit statement about the growth of this worthless company.
Say what you will about Twitter, it is by far the fastest, easiest, least time consuming way to get news. Follow the sources you want and get news and information in one quick scroll. Their censorship is definitely an issue though.
#ShortAttentionSpanTheater
Long sentences make my head hurt.
"news" - lol
She rocks in the treetops all day long (until she doesn't)
Say what you will about Twitter, it is by far the fastest, easiest, least time consuming way to get news. Follow the sources you want and get news and information in one quick scroll. Their censorship is definitely an issue though.
So you're basically saying that your guaranteed to get the pro Israel POV 24/7
haha, no. Plenty of anti-Israeli commentary on twitter...just have to follow the right accounts.
Is it really news if it's censored?
How's that fakebook doing?
Earnings coming! get your 100 calls before they are all gone!! :)
How do you go from a 100 dollar hore to a twenty dollar hore?
Something to do with sagging assets but consistent over head?
Slowly at first, then all at once.
sounds like ur cumming.
You borrow the "W" from titter , and then add it to Whore.
Easy when you know how.
you guys still don't get it, that's #Whore.
It's TheGlobe.com v2.0
Once your parents and the Ayatollah start tweeting, it's not kewl anymore.
Oh boy... Looks like it's that time again. Actually, the timing is quite impeccable, what with it being the 15th anniversary. Indulge yourself in some fond memories of 'eyeballs' & 'sticky'...
http://dack.com/web/bullshit.html
That is an HR department's wet dream!
pods
"mesh holistic niches"
Young whelp Yelp just now got whalloped
crumblin' down where once they galloped
Twatted?? Is that like a roastbeef with cheese sandwich?
#Stillovervalued
It's all good....BTFATH jackasses!!
All is well!
correction that's #BTFATH#
#ifuckinghatehashtags
Have to imagine, most negative commenters have never used Twitter. Bashing twitter without even knowing how it works is kind of the trendy thing to do, especially if you fancy yourself an anti-technocrat. Personally, I see great benefit to twitter. Cut my news perusing down considerably. Its a personal news filter for those that use it properly. Obviously plenty of self-centered twittering going on, but that is easy to avoid. Good example of good twitter: Zero Hedge's account...save the self-righteous BS for the Facebooks and Instagrams of the world. Twitter could be a game changer if more people used it correctly.
It is mostly narcisstic idolatry and tabloid crap for people with short attention spans but I agree with what you are trying to say. During the conflict last summer in Gaza and Donbass I was able to find some good sources that put out a lot of links to full articles on twitter. Same thing with Yemen and Syria situations, it can be a really good starting point to find out more detailed information if one finds a good poster.
Twiter scares the government so its funny how tech illitirate liberitarians are against it.
The more options we have to get the word out the better. No need to bash a tool, just becasue some fools miss use it.
It's a tool for zion to control fools.
Let me guess, you actually bought the fucking all time highs...
I didn't, but you can see how the best notification website in the world can become an entranched offering like google.
For what it does, it does it very well.
Seeing as how you make comment after comment saying twitter is the best thing since sliced bread, I am wondering if you work for them...
Twitter is a complete joke and fad, and it will fade away in time.
The question is: when and how is it going to make money?
I know that kind of talk is archaic, rude, crude and inappropriate but hell, sometimes I can't help it.
Now, if only Facebook would sh!t the bed.
They have crafted too many fake accounts.
This is Nothing compared to what I lost in Gold/Silver mining stocks, at least I could exit TWTR with my pride(and wallet) intact.
Buyback announcement commencing in 3...2....1....
I thwat I thwa a putty cat...
Just another ZIA money-losing tracking technology.
When I was about 8 I called my brother a twat, I was then twatted round the head by my Dad who said you can't say twat, say twit.
I thought Tweet was another name for gays.
Yelp had better go back to $haking down restaurants in exchange for "protection" from bad reviews.
Twatter can drop dead as far as I'm concerned.
Cheese trucks in NYC that was funny.....
Not surprising that in a world where nothing but appearances and perceptions matter, eyeballs are seen to be fundamental.