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VIX "Flash-Crashes" To 11 Handle After Dovish Fed Statement

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We assume this means the 'market' will break before the close unless we make new highs...

 

 

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Wed, 07/29/2015 - 14:49 | 6368035 wrs1
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gold doing nothing

better than going down but it's probably just a matter of time before that happens.  1100 is like a lid on this market.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 14:55 | 6368068 Bitcoin Meiser
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That's what rocks do. Nothing.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 15:01 | 6368101 Headbanger
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Nowhere to go but up!

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 15:06 | 6368126 Squid Viscous
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i prefer the Jump to Conclusions Fed Day game... anywhere you land it says BUY!

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 15:23 | 6368211 q99x2
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Right like Bitcoin is going to hold above $300

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 19:58 | 6369332 garypaul
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Bitcoin Meiser: 

paper, scissors.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 15:02 | 6368103 pods
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And playing the part of VIX will be Elisabeth Shue, of Leaving Las Vegas fame.

<cut to shower scene>

pods

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 16:03 | 6368422 Crocodile
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The fact that Gold and Silver are flat will mean the market will drink the Kool-aid; so I suspect that by the end of mid Friday, we will see the DJIA get to or exceed the 18k; that is about 250pts from now.  If it were to go to new records, then you need to tack on another 250 pts and I do not think it will reach that.  We seem to be oscilating between 18k down to 17.4K on the DJIA...all the other indexes follow the same pattern by design.  They do seem to have a problem getting to go new records with any momentum.  Right now it is just playing the squeeze game.  Squeeze them up and squeeze them down and be sure to squeezem all around.  

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 14:50 | 6368043 Dr. Engali
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Damn! How much fiat do I have to print to get this mother fucker down to zero?

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 17:20 | 6368758 NihilistZero
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Was today's announcement just a big short squeeze?  I wonder...

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 14:50 | 6368046 Chuck Knoblauch
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Janet Yellen is willing to sucky sucky for $10 each.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 14:50 | 6368047 JustObserving
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VIX has only 11 points to fall now.  The stock market is now like a rock.  No volatility.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 14:50 | 6368048 Pareto
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----------->VIX to zero

----------->VIX to 20

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 14:54 | 6368064 Bitcoin Meiser
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Only deal with VIX when TSHTF.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 14:57 | 6368074 Hype Alert
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New highs it is then.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 14:59 | 6368083 Bitcoin Meiser
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The dump starts at 3:30 PM EST I bet.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 15:12 | 6368160 Headbanger
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Nope.

Started just before 3:00

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 15:11 | 6368147 MPS4
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40 SPX points in 2 days.... Seems legit.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 15:20 | 6368198 q99x2
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Everything is Vixed.BTFD everybody's connected the source of infinite fiat directly into the stock indexes.

It is a law of physics that the markets cannot go down.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 22:29 | 6369734 JoWazzoo
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It IS different this time.  Get a freaking clue and just BTFD!  Speaking of which, just whp the hell IS buying all this shit?

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