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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0akBdQa55b4
Is that DJIA Vu? It it all over? Again?
Deja Screw
Your groundhog daily low-volume ramp up.
Differs slightly from the low-volume melt-up.
Two versions of the same pathetic goobermint buy bot programming.
WTF is going on with NFLX over the past two hours?
God showering his blessings on the land of the free - stocks can never go down. He must hate the evil commies of China
Yellow showers for everyone, all warm and wet.......
If urine, i'm out
Deja Vu implies a cycle.
This sovereign debt bubble threatens the government itself.
It's still a cycle.
A 300 year cycle.
Yeah, but Yellen was just a little girl then.
You got some bad info. It was called a little boy at that time.
Charts also need to show when and where to sell given the audience that this piece is addressed to.
well if you buy them everytime they go red you can play it safe and sell them out when they go back unch on the day or you can take a gamble and try to ride them higher.
you see when you buy during the dip there is no risk, its guaranteed free money. Janet reminded you of that yesterday. Once you get past unch to up on the day however you are in no-mans land because although its guarnteed we will go higher eventually after the dip there may be another dip so you risk not selling in time to buy that one again.
We are still in Earnings Season. Let's see what happens after it is over.
Earnings haven't mattered in 10 years. Vapid and vacuous hype does. How else could a "technology" company like CROX get listed on the NASDAQ. The world would obviously just fall a part without a billion dollar cheaply made recycled pop bottle sandals. ($1,185,000,000 est. value based on shares/share price @the moment)
A 350 USD Gold price prediction, what do you guys think?
They were right in 2012, their predictions that is.
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/investors-need-to-consider-that-gold-ma...
I feel depressed now.
$350 per ounce? Oh my God I got a hard on.
Think about it. If shit does not blow up and gold goes to $350 an ounce think about how much more you can get while joobucks are still accepted.
Gold is to ensure your excess capital survives when a monetary system collapses.
Don't worry about the price. Worry about the mass you own.
pods
That means everything else will collapse in price too. I'm fine with that. And for all of the gold/silver metal haters out there---my 1964 silver quarter still buys a gallon of gas.
$350 ? maybe. Do you hear those beeping sounds? Yeah, well it's some big-ass trucks backing up. Step aside please
From the article:
"It’s also worth pointing out that Erb and Harvey’s research contains some good news for gold bugs: Over the very long term, gold does keep up with inflation."
So real inflation is at 5-10% and gold is supposed to fall to $350? The authors sounds like idiots.
Wow sounds great. You mean I could buy three ounces for about $1000? Bring it on.
I have a couple of rolls of 1/10th ounce gold eagles that I bought in the early 2000s for $2,100 each roll. There are 5 ounces (50 coins) in a roll. I'd love to add to those at the same pricing. Bring it.
Silver and gold shall henceforth be referred to as 'semi-precious'.
-The Bernank-
With my team of monkey's randomly throwing a darts at the Wall Street Journal on long term market trends, here's my prediction.
Gold and silver go to 0 long term and CROX, the maker of cheap foam sandals goes to 120 per share then the market collapses to 0. Afterward no one could give away a chunk of metal or a piece of paper. That's if anyone can afford a bag of groceries at that point of course. The whole plan (wish) is outlined by some dumb kike by the name of James K. Glassman in his book: DOW 36000. In the book, James is very excited about the market going to 36000 and the possibiliities of paper wealth without any meaningful input.
http://www.amazon.com/Dow-36-000-Strategy-Profiting/dp/0609806998
Mr Glassman should have been more careful what he wished for in his rediculious best seller. He attempted to back peddle in 2011 that it was a bad idea. Oh well...too late once the genie was out of the bottle.
http://www.wsj.com/articles/SB10001424052748703584804576144683264748042
(psst...welcome to financial hell btw.)
surely this must be coincidense...
Looks like the Chinese markets.
Speaking of deja vu, tylers, can you plot some graphs of 2000-2008 (bush's term) against 2008-2015 (obama's term) and see what that looks like?
It's still the same government with different puppets who think they are at the helm. At this point what difference does it make (to quote the spouse of one of the former puppets).
I lost track of what deja we're vu-ing...
Screw it, doesn't matter...I'll take another bourbon please!
Not this time. Largest copper producer in world called emergency meeting yesterday. All equip and jobs have been postponed. Run equip to failure. Layoffs coming. Dr. Copper just shit a brick. What does that tell you. Come join us for free at www.gunsgrubandgold.com survival links financials much more. All are welcome and it is free!
Fake moves today. Up 0.50% more today or tomorrow and it will enter the twilight zone, bhooo
Is that Chinese or US chart?
Getting harder to tell the difference
markets follow ELECTION cycle now, not business cycle
Wish it were that logical. "markets" follow the USDJPY and CL and very little else.
http://pebblewriter.com/the-yen-carry-trade-explained/