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Bad Data... Buy It All

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/31/2015 11:41 -0400

FOMC inflation fears... Weak GDP... Piss-poor wage growth... buy it all

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Fri, 07/31/2015 - 11:43 | 6375618 max2205

Ok!

Fri, 07/31/2015 - 11:55 | 6375679 BullyBearish

The fed will raise rates .25% and try to keep the short end there. They are most worried about recession and having NO TOOLS to do something about it (like people will feel good about a .25% rate decrease). They realize that NOT raising rates won't keep us out of a recession and the only other alternative is blatant QE once again. They're f(&*ed, so we're F(*&(*ed.

Fri, 07/31/2015 - 12:57 | 6375709 KnuckleDragger-X

Yeah, a 25 bps rise would be a blip if we had a functional economy, but no problems, Yellen has a magic money computer to ''fix' things. They've trapped themselves in a paradox and we get to go to hell with them.....

Fri, 07/31/2015 - 13:21 | 6376046 nyse

It is really so unbelievably bizarre

Fri, 07/31/2015 - 13:55 | 6376152 OldPhart

You mispelled 'Fucked'.

Fri, 07/31/2015 - 11:56 | 6375683 rccalhoun

2 possibilties:

a flat curve at 2% (the optomists hope)

short rates to 1%, then back to zero and negative (more probable outcome)

Fri, 07/31/2015 - 11:56 | 6375684 Antifaschistische

let's see, no wage growth, no job growth....but we have "inflation fears" because we think the people who don't have jobs and aren't getting raises are going to go out and start paying more for 'stuff'. What a load of crap. they have inflation fears because they know .gov will be forced to rely even MORE heavily on the money electronic printing presses...

Fri, 07/31/2015 - 11:43 | 6375621 NoDebt

Priced in!

Fri, 07/31/2015 - 12:02 | 6375715 KnuckleDragger-X

Bent over!

Fri, 07/31/2015 - 11:45 | 6375636 EscapeKey

"things will get better"

Fri, 07/31/2015 - 11:46 | 6375638 jump_mutha_fukah

Just a little Friday Strike Pinning, nothing to see here, move along. Train wreck will resume on monday.

Fri, 07/31/2015 - 11:53 | 6375668 khakuda

It all gets overwhelmed by an old lady wearing a T shirt that says ZERO on it.

Fri, 07/31/2015 - 11:54 | 6375675 Panafrican Funk...

The activity in the 30 year is telling me that QE is on like Donkey Kong.

Fri, 07/31/2015 - 12:17 | 6375781 Panafrican Funk...

Sorry to out the assholes with the front-running infoz.

Fri, 07/31/2015 - 12:00 | 6375704 JamaicaJim

Translation:

BUY THE MOTHERFUCKING DIP...

TIL IT KEEPS DIPPING..THEN FLIP

THE DIP AND FLIP!

Fri, 07/31/2015 - 14:21 | 6376258 Arthur Schopenhauer

What dip - in regards to what? Stock market indexes? If thats what you're talking about there hasn't been one for years.

Fri, 07/31/2015 - 12:00 | 6375705 q99x2

I've said it all along. Banksters are going to print and buy it up until they hold title to the world (all with fake F'n fiat).

Fri, 07/31/2015 - 12:05 | 6375731 cpnscarlet

My little burp above 1100 will soon be in the memory hole. All is well and the central banks, especially the FED, know what they're doing. They are so smart. Sorry for that little pop. it won't happen again. A sudden fall....well, I can't help that, can I???

I AM COMEX GOLD.

Fri, 07/31/2015 - 12:13 | 6375750 ipud