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Friday Humor: The Trump White House & Cabinet
Having told Jimmy Kimmel that he "would love to" appoint Sarah Palin to his cabinet, The Washington Post asks (and answers), just what would a trump cabinet look like?
Because Trump is busy poring over poll numbers and reviewing tape from focus groups, we went ahead and cobbled it together for him.
Vice President: Oprah Winfrey, per Trump's past suggestion. Would she run with Trump? If Donald Trump can convince the Hispanic vote to come out for him, which he insists he can, he can certainly convince Winfrey to join his ticket. He has great negotiators.
Secretary of the Interior: Sarah Palin. Granted, Palin would probably like something a little more substantive than this, but what other candidate can brag about having toured the country hunting various animals for a TV show? In case Palin declines, maybe reach out to that dentist.
Attorney General: His go-to counsel, Michael Cohen.
Secretary of Homeland Security: Joe Arpaio. Trump's campaign shot into the stratosphere after his appearance with Arpaio at an immigration event in Arizona. This has the added benefit of helping to keep the Department of Justice off Arpaio's back.
Secretary of State: We know that Trump thinks that Hillary Clinton was the worst secretary of state in American history. He clearly wants the opposite of that. So how about Vladimir Putin, whom Trump has repeatedly praised? He's pretty opposite.
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: Ivanka Trump. Public housing is basically just a no-frills hotel, right?
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Dr. Oz.
Secretary of Transportation: Christophe Georges, president of Bentley Motors.
Secretary of Energy: Manoj Bhargava.
Secretary of Education: Michael Sexton, former president of Trump University, which was a thing.
Secretary of Agriculture: Secretary of Agriculture: Tom Fazio, Trump's golf course architect. Who knows more about proper watering and vegetation maintenance than this guy? Also, the imminent desertification of swaths of California sounds much better if you think about the process as "the creation of challenging new sand bunkers."
Secretary of the Treasury: Donald Trump. Sure, it's more common for the president to appoint someone else to this position, but who's better at managing money than Donald Trump? No one. He's the best.
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: Donald Trump. Sure, it's more common to etc., etc. But who cares more about the veterans than Donald Trump? No one.
Secretary of Defense: Donald Trump. Sure, etc., etc., etc., ISIS, etc. No one.
Secretary of Labor: Position will be left unfilled.
Interest in Trump is rising notably...
And finally...
Artist's impression of The Trump White House...
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I hope the WH barber gets to keep his job.
Proof positive progressives should never attempt humor.
The Good Old Days - Hitlery, Billster, Trumpster and Towering Hairdo having a rip roaring time on someone's dime.
http://uziiw38pmyg1ai60732c4011.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/dropz...
Chief de Cabinet: AMAROSA !!!
While the liberals are laughing, this is just a friendly reminder that Biden makes Palin look like a genius.
... should Trump trumps the established Red Shield-ed candidates (although Trump himself could be a Red Shield operative, butt who nose), he would make it a real cracker of a "white" house ... compared to the current skunk resident of the not-so-white house ...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electoral_College_%28United_States%29
The United States Electoral College is the institution that elects the President and Vice President of the United States every four years. The President and Vice President are not elected directly by the voters. Instead, they are elected by "electors" who are chosen by popular vote on a state-by-state basis
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Repeat: "The PRESIDENT and Vice President are NOT ELECTED directly BY the VOTERS". Nuff said?
The electoral process is a circus and is fixed anyway (do you elect your manager, director or CEO?), but try to realize the chutzpah behind the above statement. Of course the chosenites can get away with anything, since the sheeple will never find and sense the exact point in space in time where they get fucked.
P.S.
And I did not even start on the real reasons behind the Civil War and South perspective.
Oh, you just know Slick Willie hit Melania up for her phone number...
Progressives put Obama in the oval orifice, and the joke is on us.
Obama's not leaving... read the Lord's prophecies about him and what is in store for the USA shortly! http://revelation12.ca
Stop calling evil communist cocksukers "progressive"
Don't get on him about using the term "Progressive" . You see, we are progressing towards disaster. Hence the term, "progressive".
There's a difference? There isn't a government program big enough for both and they all want to steal from my back pocket.
Obama's not leaving... read the Lord's prophecies about him and what is in store for the USA shortly! http://revelation12.ca
true progressives despise obama for his crony capitalist criminal oligarch bankster enablement and support.
Both parties accuse each other of practicing crony capitalism.
Both parties actually do practice crony capitalism.
So, for once the accusations are true!
> Progressives put Obama in the oval orifice, and the joke is on us.
No kidding, Mike Obama is fitting well in there, he is literally the Firs Tlady.
Tom Fazio? Several of his courses ran roughshod over the natural beauty of the terrain, driven by His Ego.
Well, come to think of it again, that seems to be a requirement of a cabinet secretary. If it ain't broke, fuck it up, real good.
God loves a humble man.
The most valuable currency.
Satan loves a prideful man.
And we see the impact.
God loves a humble man and a prideful man. Jesus tried to get the prideful man to change his ways, but that didn't diminish his love him.
The fear of the LORD is to hate evil; Pride and arrogance and the evil way and the perverted mouth, I hate. Proverbs 8:13
"For from within, out of the heart of men, proceed the evil thoughts, fornications, thefts, murders, adulteries, deeds of coveting and wickedness, as well as deceit, sensuality, envy, slander, pride and foolishness. All these evil things proceed from within and defile the man." -Jesus quoted in Mark 7:21-23
Jesus never "tried" to do anything...For by Him all things were created, both in the heavens and on earth, visible and invisible, whether thrones or dominions or rulers or authorities-all things have been created through Him and for Him. Colossians 1:16
Jesus sustains you with your next breath, Engali, and has decided from eternity if you are hellbound and hated(the prideful) or atoned for and loved.
'God loves everyone' is the biggest lie in Christendom...maybe you should read a Bible before you reveal your ignorance next time
Typical fundamentalist diatribe you're spewing there, or do you just throw out the whole New Testament because it goes against your beliefs? Let me guess, you go to Westboro Babtist church.
Remember this one?
For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that whoever believes in him should not perish but have everlasting life.
John 3:16
Or how about this one?
But God shows his love for us in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us.
Romans 5:8
Here's another for you:
In this the love of God was made manifest among us, that God sent his only Son into the world, so that we might live through him. In this is love, not that we have loved God but that he loved us and sent his Son to be the propitiation for our sins. Beloved, if God so loved us, we also ought to love one another.
1 John 9-11
I could go on, but it appears you need to open a book yourself. Or to put it another way, preacher teach thyself.
The wombat fluffer will be busy.
that pic of the Trump White House is hilarious
and God help us if Haglery wins..
Agreed, it's brilliant, I just burst out laughing when I saw it!
DavidC
Need some casino signs and machines to make it complete.
Hillary Clinton is leading in nationwide polls? It is true then that no one has ever lost money, or an election, underestimating the intelligence of the American people.
The water in the fountain outside the WH would be colored golden.
Who's that in the top right-hand corner? Jump party?
Plunge Protection Team...
DaddyO
Can't be any worse than the assholes we have occupying those departments right now. This town need an enema.
https://youtu.be/a1Tpe-dbPQI
If Trumpie can file the country for Chapter 11 for White House tower renovations.
Its his dream job. 100% protection from bankrupcy!
Nope, there wouldn't be a dept of: Labor, HHS, HUD, Trans, Energy or Education. They all cover areas not granted to the fed govt by the States.
Additionally, the Dept of Homeland Security would be transferred to the Border Patrol. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
--->Donald's Living Room http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3347/3608679190_c5d7ee8cd8_z.jpg
--->Michelle's REDESIGNED White House Dining Room http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/03/24/20/26F553AE00000578-3010009-im...
All better than the current occupants.
That Hildabeast map looks like bull shit. No way some some areas in the west would support her.
It shows who has been googled the most. I assume it includes searches like "Hillary Benghazi", "Hillary email", "Hillary lies", "Hillary dirt poor", "Hillary evading artillery fire", etc. It doesn't mean people like her.
My sentiments exactly
Aubrey McClendon would be secretary of Energy
I call TOTAL BULLSHIT on the Google Trend map having Hillary practically engulfing the United States!!!!! ACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I guess they only pay attention to the few lib-shit cities.
If I believed for a second that Google was an impartial source, I'd be terrified...
People are checking up on her crimes and Goggle or someone thinks that indicates support.
The 'large white hotel' Trumps the 'shit house' every time...
If Trump promises "no more rainbow lighting on the WH" then I'm for him.
you mean no TRUMP WHITEHOUSE" engraved somewhere in BIIIIIIG Letters? Impossible
All this is a waste of time unless Libertarians or conservatives can seize control of those vote counting computers that the Democrats have rigged.
I for one do not consider Zionist tools of misdirection humorous. Especially when disseminated via the noiZ-media.
Not funny at all, and really a further promulgation of propaganda and "idiocracy."
Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission..
The Zionists who control the entire Galatic Federation are amused by your unamusement.
Every prospective candidate that has so far been put forward or has declared themselves to run for USA President is a JOKE, which leads me to believe that the USA is a JOKE.
The one outstanding candidate to serve for maybe one term to put ALL THE SHIT IN ORDER is Paul Craig Roberts.
PCR is a grumpy old man who would machine-gun baby Pandas for fun.
Anyone who wants the presidency is obviously not qualified to receive it.
Not wanting it is one of the main tests for qualification.
Donald Trump is the 21st Century Huey Long....
Only an american businessman can understand & run america's businesses.
Career politicians , film actors , military personnel & finally homosexuals have all failed.