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Just another CB radio fad.
Prolly only goof for getting laid with some MBA bimbos..
CB radio is still here.. fonestar hangs out on 27.425 LSB and can be heard blabbing about nothing.
A linear on it huh..
You should know cause you ARE fonerats!
Do not junk teh we!
What the fuck is Linkedin or whatever it is? No, I don't even own a smart phone ....
Linkedin is a useful device for identifying people you don't want to do business with because they use Linkedin.
Rub some dirt on it
Knuckles, the smarter the phone, the dumber the person holding it and I'm amazed some of them can even walk upright nowadays......
LinkedIn a website for insecure people who love being constantly bombarded with spam ... oh and it is also a web site for you to give your information to someone else free of charge so that they can sell it to anyone with a credit card without compensating you.
The fact that it was popped and then the pop was heavily sold AH is telling.
It looks as if the numbers were designed to give it a last ride and then they popped it and sold.
What a dumb thing LNKD was... even fonestar got two job offers through that site!
I don't believe you.
It is true teh we does not lie about anything.
The dude who bought at $263.50 is probably on the Yahoo chat boards right now screaming about how LNKD is a screaming by at these levels while at the same time silently praying that his wife doesn't find out he blew their savings.
Leave my wife out of this, please.
Well, YTD, performance is about the same as spot gold, for a financial frame of reference.
And over 5 years, gold is down 25% while this mystery thing is up 135%.
For what that's worth. So it buys more pork chops, still/yet/whatever
You just highlighted the pure insanity in which we live. Gold buys less than LinkedIn. Plot that on a graph of human history.
15 second chart....LOL!
Normally I would agree , however it doesn't changed the fact that LNKD is in bear market territory. A longer term chart still validates Tyler's point.
http://finance.yahoo.com/echarts?s=LNKD+Interactive#{"allowChartStacking":true}
it is, I agree.
Looking at a daily bar chart shows a huge island reversal with a head and shoulders top in place. Pretty ugly looking chart.
But I do get a chuckle out of the propensity to show and draw conclusions out of ultra short term charts. Dangerous....
All the new bar and restaurant staff not creating LinkedIn profiles?
It's a glorified phone book for overpaid recruiters.
Jacob was going to create a LI account. I said what the hell is wrong with you boy?! He said he wanted to showcase his skill set and his recent certification on cross-cultural sensitivity in the workplace.
Oh brother!
Holy shite!
Just wait until this happens to FB... lol
I'm sure a lot of FB shareholders are holding their breath, crossing their fingers, and keeping their heads down hoping nobody notices them.....
FB is the only decent social media stock buy out there. Everything else is way overvalued.
You know, I've seen this before...in the movie, Boiler Room.
"Seth Davis: [Narrating] Looking back the casino was the most legitimate business I had running, I looked my customers in the eye and I provided a service they wanted, now I don't even look my customers in the eye and I push them something they never asked for."
-- Boiler Room, the movie
Loved that movie. Could be the only good movie in existence with Vin Diesel in it.
Find Me Guilty was okay.
You, sir, have clearly never seen Chronicles of Riddick.
Jesus, did we just graduate from High School?
The Bloomberg headline just after earning broke was fucking hilarious - essentially written when it popped 10%.
They brought in 712 million? What are their revenue streams? I went to the website and it is a bunch of douches trying to pad their resume. I don't get it.
I think you explained it succinctly with as few words as possible.
A place where Full Retards go to show off their liar skills.
Endorse!!!
Timbeeeeer..... and popcorn.
A few years back, I opened an account, then after checking it out awhile, I lost interest. But they wouldn't leave me alone. No matter what , they keep sending me stuff. Harder to get rid of than Facebook.
http://thelinkedinman.com/2013/12/05/how-to-close-and-delete-your-linked...
Thank you. I will be doing that forthwith. An utter waste of the email trash folder.
Thank You......I Just Closed My Account
Yeah, but you'll continue to get emails from LinkedIn douche bag trolls trying to get you to link to their account, effectively dragging you back into the morass.
Linkedin is one step above the Nigerian Spam con artist shilling for a dime - barely.
Not the place to meet or find people of quality.
Metal coin value-wise "shilling for a dime" is a poor trade. A shilling was worth 19 US cents, so shilling for two dimes is about right.
You can link ^ up with the facts here:
https://books.google.com/books?id=4TXQAAAAMAAJ&pg=PA540&lpg=PA540&dq=sil...
Well, when the idiot investor finally realizes there is NOTHING behind these 'companies' except hype...poof. This says more about the idiots investing in social media than anything about LinkedIn.
ZH should go public! Open at a million shares @ $20. Just look at all the ads already.
Instead of bitchin about free access, just ask them to dump the ads and make the site paid subscription.
I got tired of the incessant spamming, and the 'Career-Book' aspect that IMO modeled Facebook's
"look at my new car", "look at my perfect family", "look at my awesome and incredible European vacation" type shit.
I realized taht I rarely interacted with any of my connections, that it had never helped me get a job, and just said "fuck it I'm linked out bitches" and deleted the account.
I added a long time ago when people told me it was good for networking and finding new job opportunities.
Maybe its my fault I didn't get anything but spam and 'look at me' type shit out of it.
Regardless, I'm Linked Out for good.
Linkedin sucks donkey balls.
I get "invitations" from people I barely know, don't know, and the worst is those I know from different spheres of my life who suddenly invite me after I have a android phone conversation with them after not speaking with them for a while.
Hey did you send me a linkin invite? No.
These fuckers use mined data from the other web whoremasters to link people. Creepy MoFos.
Always thought it was Lickmydick ... what a fucked name/service
Still trading within Bollinger Band, no biggy.
There are more recruiters on the site than anyone else.
A social media has been. So, you Link In with others who pad their experience and are not currently working to network with them to apply for jobs that don't really exist and require a purple squirrel. It's like creating a social media site to discuss the buggy whip. There are no jobs to be had. NEXT!
The basic premise of the 'social media' construct is that if you don't 'know' anybody, you are Nobody. A new spin on an old axiom: 'There's security-in-numbers'...
I need spam to buy new shares on stock.
I'm still waiting for Linkedin and FeceBook merger under the name FeceLinks.