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Shrillary, Lerner and the IRS commmisioner should all share a cell.
Hillary enjoys gated communities
Yeah, Huma's gated panties prove to be irresistable to the Hildabeast.
"They" are not really worried.
As Joseph Stalin said, "It not the people who vote that matter....it's the people who count the votes that matter."
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“Shrillary, Lerner and the IRS commissioner should all share a cell.”
Aw, ‘come on.. that would be like paradise to those crusty old twats.
..put them each in a cell with a dude from ISIS.
How ironic woud it be if Hitlary went to jail, while Bill never got impeached.
Not to split hairs, but Bubba was indeed impeached, just not convicted.
If you just happen to recall.. asshole Sen. Bill Frist (R-TN) The Senate Majority Leader
said something to the effect of “you are not going to put this on me” as the House handed him a totally wrapped indictment..
..and of course, the totally bought and paid for Senate and SCOTUS let the prick off.
I don't know about Frist, but my recollection is that it was Senator Trent Lott who expressed much the same sentiment.
He laughed it off. It was all very silly, he was amused.
I wonder if there would ever be conjugal visits
You volunteering? There won't be any former presidents showing up.
Shitlary! Now, that is what I'd call a whole lot of scat of skittles right there.
True that, HH.......:
http://www.snagfilms.com/films/title/hacking_democracy
An ISIS dude would probably rather cut off his prick than stick it in the Hildebeest's cunthole.
The only thing humorous about this cartoon is that ramirez put so little thought or effort into it yet still has the trump chumps on zerohedge eating out of his hand.
kudos ramirezzz
I completely endorse Hillary for POTUS 2016.
Free Hillary!
http://www.npr.org/sections/itsallpolitics/2015/04/28/402778882/the-clin...
=> Saunders/Cecil (the lion) 2016
=> Bush (III) /Paul (the Octopus) 2016
... Why not?
=> Clinton/Jenner 2016
=> Trump/Kardashian 2016
Now vote BITCHES...
Since this country is going full Idiocracy, my vote is for Charlotte McKinney, but ONLY if she campaigns and rules over us wearing a bikini and high heels. (Yeah, I'mma pig.)
Can you imagine how effective she would be? She'd get everything she asked for!
=> Minja / Barney (the LGBT Dinosaur) 2016
=> Mckinney / Mini-mouse (THE mouse-biatch) 2016
.. sound thinking Bias, let's see what "we" the People decide.
Do you mean CYNTHIA McKinney, the brainless racist slut from georgia?
Um, no. Google Charlotte McKinney, and then you will see the light!
Of course, a coded receipt so the electronic votes could be audited and verified wasn't included in the design.
What?! You want a paper receipt? That's CRAZY!
It should be in an online database at real time accessable to all.
Thinking this through... I, for one, would support making it madatory to have both 'farcebook' and 'tweeter' accounts. Including VERIFIED photos, addresses and contact numbers. That way those with 'undesirable', non-compliant and/or non-conforming behaviours can be 'rightly' found and dealt with by the 'progressive' ones.
Utopia... it's just within our reach.
... accessable to anyone that can hack it.
Hillary is a made guy...never any jail time
And when a made fails, another is made.
Hitlery. and Lagarde are in one cell.
Which one is Bubba? (facepalm) The Razorback, of course! Please, put your mobile device down for just one moment....
Hopefully sharing it with Large Marge.
Miffed;-)
Just a change the clothes...or gender, or race, sexual preference...
Yes, this is the cruelest bit of clickbait Tyler ever posted.
That it is.... but I keep coming back :/
Hitlery and Lois Lane Lerner no worries...they'd be Pollardized in a nanosecond
And sometimes a made man will walk into an empty room with plastic sheeting on the ground.
who's the kike behind her supposed to be, one of her handlers?
$600 coifurer.
Alas, they will be featured on ZHTV
I wonder if they could get Matt Damon to play me on the series.
Not politically right, but he can act and is aging well.
Shrillary, Lerner and the IRS commmisioner should all hang from the same lamp post.
Fixxed it for you
Yeah right. Laws are for little people. Just axe Corzine.
http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/videos/jimmy-carter-u-s-is-an-oliga...
While I voted for Reagan, this man was and is a good man.
Happy days are here again.
Just put it on the credit card.
The worm was good, but there was that damned hook in it.
I did vote for Carter, because I understood that debt is a slippery slope when I was 20.
I've since come to realize just how much bs it all was, when I realized that debt was how they brought inflation under control.
Surprise! When there is surplus money in the system those with a surplus are holding the majority of it! So just have the public borrow it and spend it wherever. Certainly much quicker than having the Fed try to reel it in with higher rates.
How can you say that? Carter "lusted in his heart". He told us.
Not only that ... he killed a bunny rabbit.
One can dream.
They jailed Hitler but he got out.
Good point. It would give her time to write Mein Rant.
More like Mein Cunpf.
Or Mein Koch... co-authored with Caitlyn Jenner
more like "Mike Hunt" anyone seen "Mike Hunt"
To: Sergio P. Ermotti@UBS.com
From: HillaryClinton@aol.com
Hey Sergio, How much can I mark you down for?
Nice touch with the UBS mug
Cattle futures for dummies
Orange is the new black I hear
Our Community organizer will pardon her...
not this fucking Ramirez clown again... please!
I was surprised Iran didn't get a mention here. AIPAC budget must be spread thin ATM.
On topic: clearly the AG isn't up to prosecuting HRC. Shouldn't the "opposition party" be appointing a special prosecutor? Probably not - might set a bad precedent when a criminal Republican takes over the presidency.
9/11 was an inside job and no one went to jail for that.
Hillary going to jail is as improbable as her telling the truth
Talk about going to jail (or at least should be) here's a MSNBC talking head justifying infanticide regardless of age predicted upon "When Parent Decides Child is Living" Harvest body parts away!
http://www.naturalnews.com/041398_post-birth_abortion_infanticide_Meliss...
This Abysmal Lack of Morality is Abnormal .... Serious need of some proper help.
Fucking disgusting.
But-but-but... That's because your children really don't belong to you - they belong to the community...
“So part of it is we have to break through our kind of private idea that kids belong to their parents, or kids belong to their families, and recognize that kids belong to whole communities.”
Older, unproductive people next to be "aborted".
Then it will be anyone who doesn't comport to "community standards"
My Glock says my kids are mine.
Bro, my AR15 has got your six..... now they can just leave you and your kids the fuck alone. Progressive, state worshipping CUNTS.
/Angry
People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
Otto Von Bismarck
How incompetent does one of the New American Elite have to be to fail.
Too Big To Fail or Jail seems to size up the West's entire Elite, corruption, sleaze, drugs and indiscriminate bombing seem to be the order of the day.
Of course here in Europe we have the Eurotrash in Brussels so we cannot laugh at the USA, it's a depressing reality.
Whoever speaks of Europe is wrong: it is a geographical expression.
Not before time
Satan wants Hildabeast to be president.
She needs to make more blood sacrifices.
Maybe she can visit a Planned Parenthood organ store.
http://investmentwatchblog.com/another-person-who-had-hillarys-private-e...
Behold the power of Satan in this evil world.
Love to see an RPG take off her head on live TV.
A Final Solution
Fun, but way to easy & painless, my good man.
Remember that small part in the movie, 'Last of the Mohicans', where Daniel Day Lewis spares his former enemy's life with a musket shot to the chest, while the poor soul is being roasted on a vertical rotating spit...?
That's more like it --
One of these would put her out of our misery
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSp7CipN1pw&t=2m30s
That probability is soooo last century...
Sure, just like Cheney, Bush, etc. all went to Prison for 9/11.
There's no statute of limitations for murder -and even if we don't get them here -God will not forget. Nor does satan - Bush and Cheney will be trophy brides for Mr. Satan. The initiation into Hell for such prizes is kind of like Skull N' Bones -they take it up the ass- but Lucifer's rod is really really hot.
<- Keep dreaming. Nothing will happen.
<- Something will happen, but nothing will be done about it.
A tough one.
Let us not forget that the people of America are living in a jail courtesy of their government's policies which is depriving them of justice, privacy and prosperity on a daily basis, while the jailers carry on with the impunity and immunity of those that were running Abu Ghraib.
Good for ZH.
At least someone can bring into the light what really matters.
All the old Bill Clinton shit is deflection to keep the attention off Hillary's current criminal activity.
its a cute cartoon but while we surely expect a little bit of corruption and fuckery from our politicians, Hillary's actions as secretary of state are *clearly* criminal. Her dishonesty aside, the evidence is mounting that she {and Obama's IRS} clearly committed serious federal crimes.
She should, and will not be prosecuted for them.
I mean, sometimes you need to laugh about this sort of shit, but really, we ought to be getting angry and demanding a no-bullshit investigation and prosecution by DOJ working with an independent lead counsel.
Her lies and crimes aren't cute - they were serious, deliberate, and a harbinger of what is to come if the Vagina Party gets that cunt into office.
The big house? Not a chance. She's taking lessons from Lois Lerner on how to lie and evade indefinitely with impunity.
Lerner was serving Obama's interests. Clinton was serving Clinton's interests. Obama thinks there is a big difference in the legality of the two.
I thought the book was 'Caitlyn Jenner for Bummers'.
All the emails in all the world won't stop this hack.
Infirm of purpose!
Give me the Diebolds.
- Lady Macbeth.
The DOJ is gone until November 2015 - billary is just fine...until then (or thereabouts).
This may be as massive a security breach as we have seen in our lifetimes. The incredible stupidity of this bitch is staggering. She really does belong in a federal prison.
Hillary could share a cell with Hannibal Lecter
But that would be unfair - expecting him to eat shit.
Hell if Planned Parenthood can sell baby body parts for profit, let's auction off Hillary's dead body. Embalm her and place her nude ugly body in a haunted house during Halloween. it would be the scariest haunted house ever. It will make millions from sick depraved sickos -Wall street types -who would pay a fortune for such a scare. An idea fore a nude House of Horrors Should also include nanci pelosi, Monica lewinski and barbara Bush. Yes it's sick, but sick depraved people (Wall Street types) pay billions every year for such depravity. This could be a really big money maker.
She's obviously not such a smart trollop as she thinks.
Needs to take lessons in cover-ups from Dilma Rousseff in Brazil who is up to her neck in Petrobrás corruption, kick-backs, handing contracts to cronies and illegal campaign funding. Yet the polícia federal can't nail her. Not yet anyway.
Well, yes. Dilma & Hillary will both skate free.
The biggest danger in jailing Hillary is that any petty thieves jailed along with her may well come out of jail as hardened criminals.
The Justice Department went after Patreus in a New York second yet is doing nothing about Hillary. This shows the utter breakdown of justice in the US today. When you become an enemy of Obama, the Justice department will act expeditiously. Just ask Bob Menendez.
Clinton is an Obama enemy. It's that given her profile in the Dems they are being a bit more indirect in the way they take her down.
Fact check:
Obama appointed (was told to appoint) Hillary as Secretary of State.
Think of these people as the boxers/wrestlers/prizefighters that the syndicate controls fully and utterly. Personal animosity between individuals is of no consequence. They do as they are told to do. Hillary and Gore were the Democratic foils for THE CHOSEN ONE (as McCain and Romney were the Republican ones).
Hillary was told to 'take the fall', and was rewarded with a cabinet position (that she totally and completely made an ass of herself in). They're pushing the commiesymplant 'Socialist' Bernie Sanders pretty hard right now, because Hillary Rodham has proven to be an unreliable, stupid, and stubbornly independent sociopath (hence, not 'completely' reliable to take orders); unlike the rest of the political crowd who are RELIABLE sociopaths.
They don't 'take down' useful idiots like Shitlery. They only DEMOTE them.
This treasonous and murderous tool of Zion is not going to go to jail.
That would be a bad message to send to Zion's other tools.
No, once this round of theatrics is complete, she'll retire to the shadows, only to be dragged out occasionally to strike fear into, and remind, the sheeple how much worse it could be.
Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission..
After another year of this theater, the evangelical Christian neocon and Zionist tools in the "heartland" will be ready to support any oppression put forth. Sad.
Onward Christian Zionists
Who is the Israel lobby? It’s religious fanatics, to be sure, but maybe not the ones you think.
http://www.mintpressnews.com/onward-christian-zionists/189659/
Followers of Beelzebub and Lucifer
Horus.
HORUS.
The ALL-SEEING EYE OF HORUS!
The disconnected part of the pyramid, with the eye, on the FEDRES debt instruments.
Goes by various names, throughout history. The one who demands infant children as blood sacrifices on the altar... like 'Planned Parenthood' does, buying and selling and harvesting the body parts for PROFIT in the form of the notes that depict the ALL-SEEING EYE OF HORUS in the 21st century...
NO, it's not LUCIFER. Just one of his commanders. Lucifer is Horus' god (little 'g'), and Horus is the Illuminated Ones' FALSE god. He's a 'principality' and a 'power', but he's NOT the one that Shitlery THINKS she worships (or the rest of these Khazarim/Ashenazim and their acolytes).
Head on Pike!
Think the IRS email show a corrupt political organization...wait till the DOJ is exposed!
I picked up a $115 parking ticket last weekend... so, after careful consideration of the UBS Gambit , I've just made a $25 donation (cash- on the nail) to the Clinton Foundation.
If Hillary can come thru on this - saving me the extra $90 - then , yes, I will consider voting for her!
they got cuffs big enough to get around those cankles?
Who needs leg irons?
Just take away all of her pantsuits and she'll have to self-incarcerate forever.
Hillary puts the cunt in "cunt."
I wish I could give you two ups on that
I would try to insult Hillary by calling her a CUNT, but that's a part of a REAL woman's body; and I'm afraid it might look like a compliment.
On the other hand, you are what you eat...
I added one for you.
Wall Street and friends... they are not criminals, they are just good people that make honest mistakes, maybe wrong valuations and sometimes poor choices. But Jail would be definitely too much, it will not happen. They will promise not to do it again and all is fine. Should it be any different?
Besides, I am convinced that they have no idea that they are doing anything wrong. For real. They lived all their life in a certain way. Actually, their core values are success, power and money and those are the values that the entire society has adopted now, so... what are they doing wrong exactly? They are simply running for success, power and money, like everybody else. They are only more succesful in obtaining them.
I am a failure for example... according to the new standards...
We are in a new world order now. Corporate success is not about ethics and noble spirit...those old values are dead like capitalism...
;-)
Is that Bill with a couple of interns and his pants down in the picture on the wall?
It looks like George Washington being led by a seeing eye polar bear while being rimmed from behind by a guy on his knees.
She fucked up way too much and is too compromised to be used now. Damaged goods. Gaddaffi that bitch and sacrifice her to the angry mob to slow them down.
Who would we have then that would cackle while licking blood from the floor?
Definition of torture: Hill and Bill in the same cell with a constant audio of Hill's different phoney laughs and cackles.
"She fucked up way too much and is too compromised to be used now."
Maybe that's why she is a perfect presidential candidate for TPTB? /s
puh-leaze! she could whip out a glock at a campaign rally live on 20 channels, unload 3 full mags killing 50 & the only thing obama doj would do is call for tighter gun laws...
The vast right-wing conspiracy made her do it!
But even with that being true, she won't be allowed to drag down UBS.
Maybe she should hire Bill's bimbo team?
Janet Napolitano is reported to have not used email (as DHS chief at least) because people could send her a memo via email, then someone could later hold her responsible for having read the memo.
Why is ZH posting this misogynist rubbish when the dentist who shot Cecil is still free?
Maybe because they are cut form the same crap. Think Hilary or Bill . IMHO they should have been shot. Lure Cecil out of protection? So some idiot can shoot?
No frigging difference that Hillary/Bill; It all amounts to "priveledge". I am better than than the rest. I am allowed to be better. I am sllowed to circumvent the law. I AM BETTER THAN THE REST OF HUMANITY. Cause I sold out my morals and took all for myself.
And learned how to lie and steal. I learned how to think myself and family were above all others, lie for this, steal or this,
That would be a good first step. Then who's next?
Even if Hitlary has no backups of her email, it is backed up for every government recipient of her email. Or just ask Bibi for it.
Hitlery has John Gotti's legal lucky horseshoes beat hands down.
Gotti managed to get multiple hung juries, whereas the BITCH-HOG HERSELF has never even been brought to trial.
Pretty clear that Obama does not want Hillary to be prez. It's likely that Hillary kept her emails private so Obama wouldn't have access to them in the first place. Now Obama is sending the DOJ after her. It's all about power and who gets it, the Clintons or Obama. It's a feeding frenzy gone out of control for Hillary. Couldn't happen to a more deserved person either.
Hillary Disputes this in Yahoo news or someplace and says NYT did not apologize in a timely fashion.
So... anyone have the real story here?
I Guess I need to click on the Canadian Link, Global Security, provided above.
Given that she has an obviously incurable phobia about hiding EVERYTHING, would we even be allowed to know if she were elected President?
yes, I don't think there is a problem there.
However, since JFK we are sure that they hide what they do in Office... and more important what Security Advisers are doing and saying and what secret agencies are doing.
Phoenix Program can be reinstated and may go Domestic?
Always comes back to Zbignew and Henry.
She will be elected by a landslide even if not a single living American actually goes to the polls. When all elections are rigged with predetermined winners the actual act of voting is redundant.
The rich rig all elections. That's why they are winning the Class Warfare against the American People. Few Americans even realize that there is an ongoing class war to impoverish them and their children.
Donald Trump has started dropping hints about who would serve in his cabinet:
Attorney General: Trey Gowdey
Secretary of Something of Other: Sarah Palin [Secretary of the Interior?]
Some additional helpful suggestons;
Secretary of Labor: Scott Walker
Secretary of Commerce: Carly Fiorina
Chief Justice, Supreme Court: Ted Cruz
Secretary of the Treasury: Ron Paul
Heads will explode.
Here is Loyalty:
Treasury, Jack Lew
SEC, Mary Jo White
CFTC, Timothy Massad
Fed, Janet Yellen
OCC, Thomas J. Curry
CFPB, Richard Cordray
FDIC, Martin Gruenberg
FHFA, Mel Watt
NCUA, Debbie Matz
Insurance, S. Roy Woodall, Jr.
Who is that new Lady we are pinning such high hopes for... Loretta Lynch, US AG, Chief of DOJ.
Alicia Anne Garrido Limtiaco, Guam.
Bill Nettles, District of South Carolina
Preet Bharara, New York State
Kelly T. Currie, New York State
Deirdre M. Daly, Connecticut
Zachary T. Fardon, Illinois
James A. Lewis, Illinios
But I guess I need the names of the Heads of Financial Crimes.
Robert J. Holley, Chicago SAIC
Diego Rodriguez, NYC ADIC
And what are the FBI Heads names...
Director – James B. Comey
Deputy Director – Mark F. Giuliano
Associate Deputy Director – Kevin L. Perkins
Chief of Staff/Senior Counselor – Jim Rybicki
Kind of hard to find who is the Financial Crimes Director.
- Which is weird since 2008 was a Global Financial Crisis caused by Wall Street Fraud
I guess we have to look to the chief of Cyber Crime since most finance is Wire Fraud.
Criminal, Cyber, Response, and Services Branch
- Executive Assistant Director – Robert Anderson, Jr.
You lost me.
I have no idea what point you're trying to make.
Come on and wake the frig up. YOU got over 300 million voters
This girl is so crooked, so bought and paid for, so morally depraved,
Such a creature of evil intent,
if your MSM idiots lie then what on earth will sve you from this garbage?
http://www.globalresearch.ca/hillary-clinton-and-secret-swiss-bank-accounts/5466077
Come on. I double dare you to stand up. I think if you do not then you write off all your children's futures.
But come on. Instead of commenting and looking so....intellignet. Push has come to shove.
There is no time left f0r the crap or debate. NICE to say "I told you so". when all of your future children, eco-system, collapse. I wonder how much these corps are going to charge to breathe? Almost got every other life need monetized.
Got the energy, got the water, got the lectric, got the votes, got the govs. got the courts, got the politicians, got the taxes. got the debt, got the money, got the serfs, got the slaves, got the drug running, got the nukes, got the media.
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Pretty sure Micheline Calmy-Rey is a name that means king(Rey)(like Rex)(or like Del Rey)... so again the people and our officials deal with nobility when in Europe... and in Latin America they meet with decedents of the Families that gained titles from the Spanish Monarchy in the Main.
It is this deal that should be exposed.
Normally in government we pick and chose by hand what goes in to a program and what is left out. Do the Maths.
"A deal was worked out. In return for Swiss action on its concerns, the US government agreed to a legal settlement with UBS that limited disclosure to information on 4,450 accounts, less than 10 percent of the 52,000 sought by the IRS."
52,000 - 4,450 = how many privileged Wealthy People?
47,550 Americans, but WAIT!!!
Does it look like they rounded these figures... 52,000 and 4,450? HELL YES.
ENVY: I want to be in the Wealthy Class, baby! Class Warfare!! Who Yaa!!
Hilldabeast is a walking, not talking, incompetent communist failure.
HOW ANYONE ON PLANET EARTH COULD BE SO DAM INCOMPETENT, AND A MASSIVE LYING TOTAL FUBAR FAILURE AND THEN COULD EVEN EVER BE COMTEMPLATED AS POTUS, IS MIND BOGGLING!
USG selected a dumb muslim nigga before - bitch be white - EOE y'all
Hillary, the Evil, Corrupt 'ho, will be elected by a landslide even if not a single living American actually goes to the polls. When all elections are rigged, with predetermined winners, the actual act of voting is redundant.
Pork bellies at the CME, growing up in the Chicago suburbs... Well well, another one for Illinois.
My name is Hillary. I will push for endless low IQ immigration to darken America, and make us a raping violent hell hole. I will push for all positiones of power in movies to be played by blacks slwoly super heros will all change to blacks - black green lanter, black johnny storm, black sargent fury you will worship negros and your daughters will bang them as the sexies t and most desirable of all men. You will feel empathy for blacks and brown who breed endlessly for massive welfare handouts but if you a white person ever need help we will laugh at you. Our huge taxes will be used to pay for your destruction.