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Cocksucker has made a real mess of things , fucked up what Bush could not . I saw a "hillary for america" bumper sticker today, made me want to fight.
...And he's not a homo muslim married to man who likes to cross dress.
And of course he was born in Hawaii and did not attend Columbia University as a foreign exchange student...
...And he's a free market capitalism champion and Constitutional scholar.
And a Nobel Laureate.
i luv him because he has that 7up personality
Youtube Jim Garrow and EMP.
Have fun.
At least he's not beholden to the financial industry. sarc
My son doesn't look anything like Obama, am I still allowed to live here?
Do you swear to no God, comrade, to make a pilgrimage to Stalingrade to kiss the mummified hand of Lenin and thereby cement your oath to the cause?
Only if I can wear my "special" vest ;-)
Ya'll know I lean against the tin hat shit..., when I can. But the girls are adopted. They have no birth certificates.., seems to run in the family..... And there are no pics on this planet of Moochelle pregnant, because Trannies don't get knocked up.
Do the Maff.
Future commie tomes will refer to it as the "immaculate deception".
I don't feel welcome!
>Iran doesn't want peace.
Schlomo plz.
It should say and Israel wants peace instead
Thats how you know that this is suggestive programming by controlled opposition to ZOG.
"And there are no pics on this planet of Moochelle pregnant..."
So it's true!...lmao!
High fives to Keyser, ww4f, kaiser, and mewn but keep it coming. Satan's pool-boy Alinsky's rule #5: Ridicule is man's most potent weapon. So let 'em have it with both barrels boys and girls.
Not pregnant,
https://fellowshipofminds.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/moochs-weewee1.jpg
The dick!
the religion of peace:
Jewish Extremists Torch 2 Palestinian Homes, Burning Toddler To Death
http://www.mintpressnews.com/jewish-extremists-torch-2-palestinian-homes...
That toddler would have grown up to not think highly of Jews because he would see Jews killing Palestinian toddlers - so its a good kill.
http://www.loonwatch.com/2011/10/does-jewish-law-justify-killing-civilians/
http://www.alternet.org/books/how-kill-goyim-and-influence-people
No crime is to great to re-build the mighty ancient kingdom of the jews - which, of course, is more myth than anything.
http://www.jesusneverexisted.com/solomon.htm
http://www.jesusneverexisted.com/david.htm
But nmewn is right - it is only the people we have bombed and regime changed and periodically starved for decades that are 'inherently violent.'
zzzzz
Nyet. I was in Russia last week. Stalingrad is now Volgograd.
Lenin is embalmed in glass case in Red Square in Moscow. They do not let you get within kissing distance, nor stop to gawk, nor take pictures. At least they took Stalin's name off the memorial. Remind me, who was the target of Stalin's first purges? Ah, maybe that explains why Lenin gets a masoleum and Uncle Joe does not.
For the record, seeing Lenin was creepy as hell but it was a sight that had to be seen or the trip would not be complete.
https://firstlook.org/theintercept/2015/03/02/brief-history-netanyahu-cr...
aw... someone doesn't like it when the facts make Israel or Netanyahu look like th elying, bloody hypocrites they are.
fuck yourself.
Check out this pic! :>D
You don't have permission to access "http://cdn.themetapicture.com/media/funny-gay-terrorist-woman-dress.jpg" on this server.
Reference #24.e5e4817.1438534151.4663bff
Iran is not the problem, Israhell is.
He's double jointed.
My sticker says: "Hillary: It's All Mine, Motherfuckers."
Captured from a deleted Hillary! email sent to the State Department?
I'm worried about the woman vote. I saw on my last visit to Whole Foods on a decked out Lincoln Navigator. The obligatory "Coexist" sticker next to " I'd Rather be a Treehugger Than a Neoconsevative Warmongering Intolerant Climate-Destroying Corporatist Motherfucker"and a "Hillary 16 sticker".
There is very little in grey matter to work with here. I soothed myself reciting a mantra " this is an aberrant being" over and over but a second glass of wine that night makes me think I didn't convince myself. I decided a confrontation in the parking lot would not be rewarding.
Mr miffed has been informed I will no longer be dropping by WF for his favorite coffee for a very long time.
Miffed
I feel your pain, Dear.
Essentially a second marriage. Six years, but never quite tied the knot. First in her undergrad class (30,000+ in the U) First in her law school class. Delightful, warm, a gourmet chef ( a year at the Cordon Bleu),... but when she was on her period....
We both came to the conclusion that there are times when women should be kept in cages and fed pellets through the bars... for public safety, hers and everyone else's.
Please let the zombie outbreak ground zero be at Whole Foods
Yes, the tofu.....(maniacal laughter).
There is very little in grey matter to work with here. I soothed myself reciting a mantra " this is an aberrant being" over and over
+10
LMAO
I once noticed 3 days on Mr's wall calendar were circled in red. I cocked my head and asked why. He said those are the days he keeps our life simple and makes sure I don't have to make any important decisions. I burst out laughing. Seriously? Yes, my dear, I am so sorry but if it makes you feel any better, I think most men go through worse.
Miffed;-)
"I think most men go through worse."
lol...our "periods" are much shorter but more intense, accompanied by longer periods of asking for understanding for the carnage and destruction done.
Always with the promise to never do anything like that again.
So there is that ;-)
Touché and well played!
Having surveyed the $2000 damage a stallion did to my barn after leaving him idle for a couple of days, I was amazed of the incredible destructive damage testosterone could do. And I, having the superior brain, thought I had outsmart him. With stallions it is either work them or fuck them until they drop. Otherwise be prepared to have your barn handed to you in a bag. There is no discussion or negotiation. Tease them if life has become too boring.
It is nice to know men are a little farther along on the evolutionary scale. An apology and promise given, even with a twinkle in the eye, is soothing to our exasperated state from your antics.
Miffed;-)
And then there are those who keep goats. Wherein, the Billy makes a mockery of what you think is a fence and pisses all over everything. Such is the nature of testosterone. Is there any choice for the genders, but to work together while realizing we are so far apart?
Let her go; she's an easy target for Obama's people. Her bumper stickers cry out "Go ahead and carjack me; I don’t have a gun, and I understand that you're robbing (and possibly raping and killing) me only because those greedy racist Rethuglicans won’t pay you a living wage."
Makes me feel better, thanks
Forget Hillary's fundamental dishonesty.
Forget the cattle futures scandal.
Forget the millions in graft that flow through the coffers of the Clinton Foundation.
Forget Hillary's habitual and compulsive lying.
Focus on Hillary's email server - clintonemail.com
The only reason for Hillary's private email server was to evade accountability for her actions as a public official.
The ability to evade accountability for one's actions results in "leaders" like Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, Mao Zedong.
Leaders like those listed above result in millions of executions.
Hillary Clinton is the MOST DANGEROUS presidential candidate in American history.
Hillary Clinton MUST BE STOPPED!!!
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/top-clinton-aide-accused-of-recei...
You forgot to KEY the Lincoln Navigator
Miffed,
You saw a "Please Thermite My Car" Bumper Sticker?
Whole Foods? Where?
Know the feeling ..this old white guy in a beat up Subaru pulled in ahead of me at a Home Depot, sporting not one, but two Obama stickers displayed prominently in his hatch back window. I just had to follow and park next to him. As he and his gray haired wife exited the car, I walked up and offered him my hand saying: I just got to shake the hand of a man with two Obama stickers." He was so startled he took my hand, and as we shook I said, "I get to meet a lot of dumb people but it's rare that you get meet someone that's double stupid."
The middle finger was the best he could do.
" a decked out Lincoln Navigator"
That was your first clue. I looked at a sweet Navigator when we were shopping for our last SUV. Research took about 15 minutes to cross that abortion off our short list. Poor taste in vehicles does not equal poor taste in pols but...
https://i2.wp.com/www.loonwatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/why-do-th...
Planet Obama...Hmmmm, where have I heard that 4 years ago?
That's where the Jonestown koolaid drinkers were headed.
Looks more like the planet Yeranus to me.
I'm pretty sure Iran wants peace on this planet too. Cue hysteria...
Bad as it is, the Iranians want a bomb so nobody will fuck with them.
Now, if it was revealed they had Neutron Bombs like the Hebes use, it would be a different story.
Look, it's not difficult. Pak and India have The Bomb. Nobody gets outrageous as a consequence.
They don't live on Americas oil reserves, or sell petroleum for gold.
Apart from that ,its the same as India or Pakistan having nukes..
https://concisepolitics.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/israel-bombs-dominat...
WTF???????????
Welcome to planet Fantasia where Israel wants peace.
Payne - Ass
"Iran wants peace"......
they haven't started a war in 300 years, so it seems Planet Soetero got one thing right.
Give it up, Hitlerry. I am a bonafide Indonesian Negro. What does that mean?
You're going to seize Power?
Thank you. Go spend your money.
Planet NAZI Nigger
Too bad the cecil lion got wacked.
Shut up and help me get these baby parts packed, Reggie. No, dammit, use the overnight stickers.
Submitted without comment
Reporter expelled from public university ‘Black Lives’ event for not being of ‘African descent’
They're getting played. Again. 2008. 2012. 2016. Divide and rule.
Fuck LBJ
What gives Americas any prerogative to talk about peace.
You bitches been living from warfare-funded welfare for how long?
You're on the wrong side of history, and contrary to what Karl Rove said, you're not history's actors.
Ware r u frum, I wont 2 moov their!
Palestine
Idden dat a 'burb of Chi-raq?
You won't get any argument from me. The US has been off the rails in fascist-land since Kennedy was murdered by people in the US government.
If the resources that the US spends on war were spent by the individuals it was stolen from including efforts to restore peace, we'd be in an entirely better and different world. Though it's not exactly our choice. Voting in the US is about as effective as pissing in the wind.
I'm kinda partial to keeping "my resources" in my own pocket until I decide to spend them. Or are we talking about something else?
I mean, it's hard to know when the IRS and.gov start calling the people "customers" ;-)
Agreed, I'm with you. I'm just trying to bridge paradigms.
I understand, just went through it with squire yesterday, the riding mower broke.
Now, back in the day, one could simply apply electricity to the starter side of of the solenoid and observe the starter turn ruling that out. Not today, we simply must protect stupid people from killing themselves by putting "safety features" on EVERYTHING (no, I'm coming back around to "customers" in a minute...lol) so the starters good so the problem is "upstream" from there. So, the battery is good and after replacing the ignition switch and the solenoid I realize my bad, they've got shit attached to the electrical system like, you've got to b e seated on the mower to start it (a pressure switch), you can't have the blades engaged when starting (ground fault), you have to push in the clutch/brake to start (who knows WTF)...all this added to a simple riding mower to protect stupid people from killing or maiming themselves and any one of them could be the problem.
And make me "a customer".
Naturally squire thought I'd lost my mind (he's seen me like this before) as he's "used to it", I'm not.
As I explained to him, I really don't have a problem with stupid people killing or maiming themselves (really I don't) I have big problem with statists (and corporate crony manufacturers) interfering with my life under the pretense of "safety" or kumbaya-ness and forcing me to be one of their "customers".
Thanks for bearing with me, it had to come out ;-)
Soon there will be no more step ladders..., because they are out of room for the safety stickers..., as in,
Do NOT fuck a goat, while dancing on peg legs, riding in the back of a pick up truck, or bull riding, while using this ladder.
If you think I exaggerate, you haven't bought a ladder recently.
And I thought only Cali had these types of mowers! How comforting all of you are feeling our pain. Mr almost took a base ball bat to one. But he's become quite Wiley bypassing most things and software wise, don't fuck with him.
When our girls were toddlers we intuitively knew the dangers of a riding lawnmower. Mr would say he was going out and I would lock the doors and keep close watch. One day I heard a blood curdling scream. It turns out the vibration of a lawnmower matches and probably exceeds that of a horny male turkey strutting around advertising his condition. Thanksgiving dinner was hiding in the bushes and burst out in front of him squatting in happy anticipation. He was going too fast to stop or change course. It was over quickly.
I suppose I could ask regulators to address this issue in further manufacturing of riding lawnmowers. Of course I dare not. My joke would be taken seriously in our " safety" obsessed country.
Miffed;-)
lol...to kaissers point, they would be much better served (safety wise) putting a sticker on it saying "If This Machine Does Not Start And You Are Not The Owner You Are Now Safe From The Machine".
Otherwise, you better run like hell from it ;-)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySO-gryuO-c
No worries, they were trying to add a safety to table saws that would stop the blade and ruin the saw if you put your finger in line. It's a neat idea, maybe I'd buy one as an after-market safety, but I'd be pretty pissed if it sensed a finger that wasn't there and ruined my saw.
Safeties are great, but mandatory ones are stupid. I run pistols with decockers and no safeties because safeties are a complete pain in the ass for someone who knows what they're doing.
I just can't get over any .gov calling anyone "customers". It's like...where the fuck else is this captured group of people going to go?
The propaganda has gotten so deep it's in the terminal stage...lol.
"customers" = sophistry.
Nothing more, nothing less.
You got it. In September-October, 1963, Kennedy was pulling the plug on the Vietnam build-up. In the following month the country changed forever.
While this gump was busy trying to create a legacy as big as his ego, our enemies goaded him on and ate our lunch. DC must go.
Still humorous how many still think that CIA-Obama is calling the shots.
Zion is calling the shots. Look around, they have stolen everything but the kitchen sink, and they're coming soon for that.
Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission.
Not humorous anymore. Especially since 911. I just roll my eyes and forget them. I prefer to hang out with people with half there brain cells working.
I fucking hate Obama, but Iran, really???
When was the last time Iran attacked anyone?
Answer: 1798
When was the last time the US attacked another country, or Israel, or Germany? exactly. Iran likes the Israeli government about as much as most people on ZH, and they've also been on the business side of the CIA's restructuring efforts in pretty recent memory. So what's the fucking problem? The people are wonderful and don't want trouble with anyone. WTF?
Give Iran a fucking rest. Fucking dipshits. Cognitive dissonance much?
Anyone who down voted me because you hate Iran cause Murika!! Go kill yourself. Seriously. Do the world a favor and take yourself out of the gene pool. Basic logic must elude you, and you probably require someone else to wipe your ass.
The cartoon has a smell of Neo-con propaganda about it, i.e. the shot at Iran. Henry Payne is a conservative, who by his own admission thinks Ron Paul is a creep.
One funny comment by an old PM of Iran - Ahmedijan He was taking shit for denying the holocaust and said well if it is true, why give the Jews Palastine, they didn't do it. The Jews should be given Germany because they did it! Certain amount of logic to that.
If someone wanted to destroy this country from within - what would they have to do differently than what Obama has done and is doing?
pretty simple, they'd push the button, game over.
If you wanted to economically destroy the country, you'd inflict very fast very deep damage on multiple fronts. Pretty easy really for a nation-state.
Obama hasn't done that. He's a corporate whore working for expedient ends for his clients. These clients want more money and more power. That results in a slow decay of a country. There's a difference.
If someone with the means wanted this country "finished", you wouldn't have finished typing that sentence.
Pretty sure he doesn't want it finished in a way that sends him up in a puff of smoke. He's got too many golf courses to visit yet. So there has to be something left to keep paying him for the rest of a life and putting him up in the luxury he knows is his right.
I understand that, but my point is that this is someone who is looking out for themselves (all of them) vs. people with some sinister motive to destroy a country. If that was their goal, there are far easier ways.
I've also heard that argument countless times and it irritates me. Things aren't that simple, they're simpler. Same as it ever was. Roman Empire, Mesopotamian Empire, Egyptian Empire, etc... People don't change. Every motivation known to man has been written about ad infinitum.
By debt or by sword.
And Unicorns run wild...
Only question I have is how the bastard got rich being the president?
Ask Clinton. They were nearly broke.
Miffed;-)
Every US president departs office with far, far more money than they came in with.
Every. Single. One.
On Earth, Obamacare is working perfectly for the people who wrote the legislation, Iran (still) wants peace and an easing of sanctions, and the US economy is booming stupendously for the 1%, as intended. Now everybody back to work.
Iran wants the peace that the religion of peace prescribes for non followers and which siad religion is applying throughout the world.
It's about treason, greed and genocide
Its about 4 parts learned stupidity, 1 part natural greed and a whole lot of incendiary arrogance & indignation.
Every time I see an article about Obama, I can't help but think about the great performance in the movie "Downfall".
All is well in the White House bunker even as the ground shakes from the rapidly approachng battle fronts.
http://www.juancole.com/images-ext/2010/03/map-story-of-palestinian-nati...
http://haimbresheeth.com/gaza/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Its-not-war-102...
http://themillenniumreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/53633d1b3fbef6...
http://www.ifamericansknew.org/stat/deaths.html
https://i0.wp.com/i31.photobucket.com/albums/c363/Arzeh/Anti_Semitism_by...
http://www.veteranstoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/antisemitism1.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1RTgznup5c&list=RD0qB54PNb4hA&index=5
Community Organizer in Chief just wants to fck things up - change for change sake and burn this mfcker down - Fck you racist white trash
Nobody looks like Obama on Q99X2
Obama is the poster boy for Affirmative Action. He never earned anything in his life. Everything has been given unjustifiably to him.
Tough call. DC is a toilet. NY is a toilet. Everywhere kikes go becomes a toilet. Moscow. Tokyo. Detroit. Chicago. San Francisco. London. Geneva. Basel. Kiev. Palestine. Beijing. Let it burn. If there's anything left, use it. Start over.
At least maybe Putin knows how to use a hammer.
"I am amazed that he is so adept at looking like he is blowing bubbles while he is spewing hate" Michael Savage
But Iran wants peace on this on also.
And the economy is booming (at least officially).
Thats my nigga ....... ya dumb black muslim POS
what a stupid article. Is this Zero Hege or Human Events?
Neither, it's either Over the Hedge or Inhuman Events.
Wow, one of the Tylers found a stupider cartoonist than Ramirez!
The Rabbi's on fieya! Planet Obama thread really got him juiced up!
http://writersviews.com/article-demonization-prelude-to-war.php
"Iran wants peasce" in irony mode? Bulshit... surprise me Zero Hedge publish so silly stuff
http://haimbresheeth.com/gaza/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Nuclear_Israel_...
https://desertpeace.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/combatboots_beithanoun11...
https://www.radioislam.org/islam/roligt/iran/israel-iran-propaganda_latu...
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/51/Cry-wolf.png
Look at the Nobel Peace Prize Winner (prize for what?)
How many civilians were murdered all over the world within his tenure in office.
ObamaTheHomoSexual must be tried in court of law
for illegitimate murders & hanged in public (after flogging)
(and of course his nobel prize must be taken back from this shameless half man half woman )
I think it's called Bizzaro World.