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AAPL Stock Tests Key Technical Level For First Time Since 2013

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But, but, but the iWatch and Apple TV is coming soon!!

Apple crosses below its 200-day moving average for the first time since 2013...

BTFD "no brainer" or cover?

 

Charts: Bloomberg

 

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Mon, 08/03/2015 - 11:32 | 6385072 gwar5
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Steve Jobs is still dead.

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 11:33 | 6385083 Four chan
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apple has still not paid taxes.

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 11:41 | 6385122 Dr. Engali
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Apple has a lot in common with Warren Buffet and Al Sharpton. 

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 11:47 | 6385147 DavidC
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Who cares?! Google is up, up and away today!

DavidC

(sarc off)

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 12:51 | 6385432 Tallest Skil
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Want to elaborate on that lie?

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:05 | 6385495 johngaltfla
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It didn't just test it, it blowdit up!

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 11:33 | 6385079 Temporalist
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iWatch this bitch sink!

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 11:41 | 6385120 KnuckleDragger-X
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Apple TV has me so excited I can hardly wait to ignore it.....

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 11:53 | 6385169 Perseus son of Zeus
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Is this the first time I've witnessed a chart with periodicity > 5 seconds?

I dunno.

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 11:39 | 6385080 JustObserving
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Not to worry, the Chinese will keep buying iPhones even as their stock market falls and their leaders blame US for the fall and they ban Citadel, the unofficial arm of the Fed and employer of Bernanke, from trading

Official: China stock crash is U.S. economic warfare 


Last month’s stock market crash in China was without any doubt an economic war against China covertly waged by the United States, with the direct objective of subverting the ruling Communist Party, according to the most powerful leader of China’s massive state-owned corporate enterprises.

And anybody who doesn’t believe such a thing is definitely a traitor to the Chinese nation ready to betray the Chinese Communist Party, insisted Lin Zuoming, who made those claims in a July 17 interview with China Aviation News. The interview was subsequently carried by most of China’s major news outlets.

Mr. Lin’s words should not be taken lightly as they reflect an official Chinese view of the stock market woes. Mr. Lin is a member of the Communist Party’s Central Committee and president and CEO of China’s largest aerospace and defense conglomerate, the Aviation Industry Corporation of China. AVIC, which makes virtually all of China’s military aircraft from the J-series aircraft to Zhi-series attack helicopters, is the equivalent of Boeing, Lockheed Martin and Northrop Grumman all rolled into one.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/jul/23/inside-china-official-ch...

Xiaomi, Huawei topple the iPhone in China

Xiaomi has reclaimed the top spot in China, as Huawei pushes ahead of Apple

Aug 3, 2015

 

Chinese mobile company Xiaomi is once again the biggest seller of smartphones in China, after reclaiming the top spot from Apple.

The second quarter saw two Chinese tech companies climb ahead of Apple by the number of devices shipped to China, nudging the iPhone maker into third place, according to analyst Canalys.

As the research company notes, the figures mean that a third of smartphones sold in China were made by either Xiaomi or Huawei. The former took the lead from Apple with a 15.9 percent market share for the three months to June.

http://www.zdnet.com/article/xiaomi-huawei-topple-the-iphone-in-china/#f...

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 11:33 | 6385081 SHEEPFUKKER
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This is only a test. 

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 11:34 | 6385086 City_Of_Champyinz
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more like ibullshit...

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 11:37 | 6385102 Dr. Engali
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Nobody other than fanboys will buy an Apple teeve just like nobody but fanboys are buying the Apple watch. Why in  the fuck would I pay thousands for a teevee when I can get a smart teevee for under $1,000 at wallyworld and then buy the Apple reciever for $70?

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 17:48 | 6386921 Abbie Normal
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...or the Amazon or Google device for half that $70.

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 11:39 | 6385110 Osmium
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BTFD

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 11:40 | 6385115 vq1
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yay go Xiaomi!
Mon, 08/03/2015 - 11:53 | 6385117 Two Theives and...
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When my 16 year old Apple-everything kid looked at the watch and said " lame" ...I was like "uh oh!"
Queue up the next gotta have invention...
...still waiting...paging Steve Jo...oops.
Look out below...

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 11:41 | 6385121 Yancey Ward
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Just you wait until the i-Dispenser is released.  You can take a shit while playing tic tac toe on your toilet paper hanger.

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 11:43 | 6385128 Dr. Engali
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I have yet to see one iWatch out in the wild.

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 11:59 | 6385194 booboo
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They are nocturnal.....and besides they sleep during the day and move around at night.

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 12:12 | 6385245 Agent P
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I have a coworker (major fanboy) with one.  I asked him to show it to me, and he says "Ok, watch this."  He tilts his wrist and an image of an analog watch face appears to show him the time.  He looks at me to see my reaction....I immediately begin to laugh uncontrollably.  

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 17:51 | 6386934 Abbie Normal
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With a battery life of as little as 3 hours, there just aren't enough charging outlets in the wild.

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 11:45 | 6385136 franzpick
Mon, 08/03/2015 - 11:45 | 6385139 Atomizer
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Suri TV by Apple - An Early Look

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fzo_5q_dhIM

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 11:46 | 6385142 e1618978
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Technical analysis is no different than astrology, pure bullshit.

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 12:16 | 6385265 Agent P
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I'm almost certain you speak the truth, but I'll need to know your sign before I can be 100% sure.

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 11:47 | 6385149 Thisisbullishright
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BTFD!!

That's the ONLY answer...

 

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 11:47 | 6385150 Glass Seagull
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Rumors of the newest Apple product are now being circulated: 

the Apple iCahn.

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 12:01 | 6385178 Panic Mode
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Please give me an explosive bloated free update to my 3 years old iPhone to make it so turd slow that is unusable. So I have an excuse to pay $800-900 to Apple for every 2-3 years. So I can facebook everyone every dump I made, I can *like* everyone's page even I don't know who the fuck they are.

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 11:58 | 6385188 lasvegaspersona
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It is all Tim's fault.

Anyone who parrots Algore is just not smart enough to fill Steve Jobs socks.

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 11:59 | 6385196 HandyCrapper
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When is TSLA going to crash and burn? Again.

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 12:13 | 6385251 Chuck Knoblauch
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Ask the NSA for some ancient technology.

Pray to Satan for another new toy.

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 12:14 | 6385255 Hilroy
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Lets play Shark Tank for a moment -  If I invest in Apple, what are they going to do with my money that they can't do with the $200 Billion cash under their mattress?

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 12:36 | 6385355 luckylogger
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ishit

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 12:49 | 6385423 Anopheles
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Apple hasn't had a new (successful) product in coming up to 6 years.  

The iwatch is an ifop.  Apple always releases sales figures soon after a launch.  They haven't said anything about their recent flop.  

Market analysts estimate that there was a sales flurry right after launch, then sales dropped 90%.  Three quarters of their sales have been the cheaper versions.  

I wonder how long they will keep it on the market? 

 

Maybe they should build the iToaster, or iToilet? 

Tue, 08/04/2015 - 01:02 | 6388311 r3phl0x
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They literally have enough cash to develop a VR iPussy that successfully replaces women for most broke-ass millenial men. They could charge like $10k each with financing and it would still be way cheaper than the real thing after 6 months or so. Great for Apple shareholders. Bad for fat, ugly, bitchy, over-entitled American women.

The only snag is that Tim Cook won't know how to demo it.

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