This page has been archived and commenting is disabled.

S&P Dares To Go There: Downgrades European Union To Negative Outlook

Tyler Durden's picture




 

Just a few short years after they dared to downgrade the US, S&P has unleashed their worst on Europe:

  • *EUROPEAN UNION OUTLOOK REVISED TO NEGATIVE FROM STABLE BY S&P
  • *S&P: EU TO AA+/NEGATIVE FROM AA+/STABLE - FOREIGN CURRENCY LT

We are sure this will be met by S&P office raids throughout Europe, litigation over somethhing or other, and denials broadly from any and every unelected member of EU's elite... because "when it's serious you have to lie."

As Bloomberg reports,

Outlook revision reflects S&P’s expectation that the EU will provide first-loss guarantee support for financing connected to the Juncker Plan and further downward pressure on the average weighted rating on net budgetary contributors to the EU.

 

S&P also cites the EU’s repeated use of its balance sheet to provide higher-risk financing to EU member states (most recently including Greece), without the member states’ paying in capital

 

S&P sees greater than one-in-three likelihood of a rating change on the EU during the next two years EU’s AA+ rating affirmed.

*  *  *

 

- advertisements -

Comment viewing options

Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes.
Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:18 | 6385545 hedgeless_horseman
hedgeless_horseman's picture

 

 

I think Europe was downgraded due to its management...

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:20 | 6385558 Goldbugger
Goldbugger's picture

Some gene lines shouldn't reproduce. It's just wrong. All wrong.

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:22 | 6385564 Cognitive Dissonance
Cognitive Dissonance's picture

Time for the DOJ and IRS to visit the S&P.

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:23 | 6385576 Temporalist
Temporalist's picture

Being known as "the handsome one" isn't always a compliment.

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:25 | 6385586 Creepy A. Cracker
Creepy A. Cracker's picture

"Time for the DOJ and IRS to visit the S&P."

Exactly.  Dear Leader Obama's "Justice" Department can't have ratings agencies properly rating socialist regimes. 

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:39 | 6385642 johnnymustardseed
johnnymustardseed's picture

I don't get the whole Standard and Poors rating gig anyways.  They get paid to call a shit hole a shit hole? Seems absurd

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:41 | 6385653 hedgeless_horseman
hedgeless_horseman's picture

 

 

Nope.  They get paid to call a shit hole a gold mine, and a gold mine a shit hole.

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:50 | 6385688 ejmoosa
ejmoosa's picture

That's simple....they let you know that you should have sold 12 months earlier...

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:56 | 6385712 Eirik Magnus Larssen
Eirik Magnus Larssen's picture

Do you remember the tagline of the movie "American History X"?

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:21 | 6385563 NoDebt
NoDebt's picture

I'm the guy on the right.  And I'll ask you to kindly stop using my likeness in your illustrations.

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:24 | 6385580 hedgeless_horseman
hedgeless_horseman's picture

 

 

If you would have just gone through with that ear pinning surgery, like the guy on the left, then you might have really been somebody.

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:25 | 6385585 NoDebt
NoDebt's picture

I know, those ears of mine damned near killed my mother giving birth to me.

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:30 | 6385606 Winston Churchill
Winston Churchill's picture

I'm not saying anything except one of my billionairess clients would be greatly

improved if she looked so handsome.The ugly tree was a redwood.

Something about books and covers.....

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:23 | 6385575 stocktivity
stocktivity's picture

Greece should have brought in these three to bargain with Germany.

I think it would be fairly difficult to reason with the two on the right....the guy on the left though would agree to pretty much anything.

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:40 | 6385601 hedgeless_horseman
hedgeless_horseman's picture

 

 

Greece should have brought in these three to bargain with Germany.

Greece is bargaining against these idiots, and I believe that is Wolfgang in the middle.  You tell me, which one is the smart one?

"Every country union has the government bond rating it deserves." - Joseph de Maistre

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:18 | 6385548 youngman
youngman's picture

Good thing its not Puerto Rico.....

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:33 | 6385620 Bitcoin Meiser
Bitcoin Meiser's picture

Puerto Rico still has till EOD to pay it's debts. (chuckle)

The downgrade comes tomorrow.

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:52 | 6385696 Gambit
Gambit's picture

By close of today the credit agencies will officially announce the defualt that took place on Sat.  Credit Default Swaps here we come!  

Fuck my tities, I am scared and excited at the same time.   Is that bad for my health?

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 14:30 | 6385872 Cruel Aid
Cruel Aid's picture

San Antonio, just last week, got upgraded to top rating... so they can borrow all the money they can imagine to destroy that place like they are destroying austin. Stack and Pack housing and trains on the agenda here. Build 4-700 sq ft housing skyscrapers and they will come! Get them now before the epa destroys the value of your rural property via 'no water for you'.

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:21 | 6385552 JustObserving
JustObserving's picture

The dollar must be maintained as top dog even as wage increases are at multi year lows and consumer spending falters and inflation rages in the land of the free.

S&P remembers well what happened when they downgraded the US a few years ago.

Downgrading The US Will Cost S&P $1.5 Billion

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-01-20/downgrading-us-will-cost-sp-15-...

S&P Board Fires CEO For Telling The Truth, To Be Replaced With COO Of Citibank

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/sp-board-fires-ceo-telling-truth-be-replac...

 

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:20 | 6385553 NoDebt
NoDebt's picture

They downgraded the whole fucking EU??

Somebody get Ghordius on the blower.  We need to talk.

 

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:23 | 6385569 SHEEPFUKKER
SHEEPFUKKER's picture

Suck it S&P....by the powers vested in me, I am officially downgrading the whole fucking planet. 

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:24 | 6385583 negative rates
negative rates's picture

With what army? We're already broke.

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:50 | 6385685 Bitcoin Meiser
Bitcoin Meiser's picture

Seriously though. Isn't that was is happening now? It's just not official yet.

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:22 | 6385570 negative rates
negative rates's picture

Stay tuned, there is more to come.

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:24 | 6385581 NoDebt
NoDebt's picture

That's what I'm thinking, too.  You don't downgrade a continent-wide statist master plan without significant downstream consequences.

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:31 | 6385609 astoriajoe
astoriajoe's picture

After the US downgrade, I think they have to get prior approval for all significant credit moves now.

Should be a non-issue.

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 14:54 | 6386012 29.5
29.5's picture

More to come? Like from Egan Jones and China's Dagong? BTW, where the fuck are they anyways?

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:19 | 6385554 dontgoforit
dontgoforit's picture

Degraded, downgraded, retrograded.  Graded, anyway.  C-

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:21 | 6385560 katchum
katchum's picture

BS, funds are piling into Europe and unemployment rate is improving...

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:23 | 6385561 Flounder
Flounder's picture

What?!  Things are great here in Baden-Württemberg.

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:29 | 6385562 Chuck Knoblauch
Chuck Knoblauch's picture

Europe being forced to kill their economies to support the American empire.

Thanks for taking one for the team boys and girls.

All fingers are in the cracks holding back the oceans.

The winner of this one gets to keep all the marbles.

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:48 | 6385680 New_Meat
New_Meat's picture

Au Contraire, Chuck.  They are doing very well their-own-selves.

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:22 | 6385565 Government need...
Government needs you to pay taxes's picture

I'll get the popcorn ready as soon as S&P announces it is commencing the rating of gibbets and guillotines.

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:23 | 6385568 rejected
rejected's picture

While the u.f.s.a increases trade with Russia - oil for example- they have conned the Euro-peons into waging an unwinnable trade war with Russia over Nazi's in Ukraine. lol.

Stupid shits!

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:30 | 6385600 aliki
aliki's picture

IMF, ECB, EU lawsuits to follow

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:30 | 6385604 Let The Wurlitz...
Let The Wurlitzer Play's picture

No you did'nt !!!!

 

 

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:30 | 6385607 B2u
B2u's picture

YES !!!!

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:32 | 6385614 Bitcoin Meiser
Bitcoin Meiser's picture

Guy on Bloomberg said it should have no effect on US equity market. 

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:42 | 6385657 Realname
Realname's picture

At least they were kind enough to wait until after the close of Euro markets. All will be well tomorrow.

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:34 | 6385622 JC-BI
JC-BI's picture

What do they say about a broken clock?

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:34 | 6385624 OldPhart
OldPhart's picture

Let the games begin (restart, continue...)

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:35 | 6385628 Motorhead
Motorhead's picture

AA+-...I'd taken that grade in school anyday.

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:36 | 6385632 Dr. Engali
Dr. Engali's picture

EU probe into S&P's financials in 3...... 2.....1.......

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:38 | 6385640 CheapBastard
CheapBastard's picture

" I trust S&P, the company that rated all those subprime worthless bonds as AAA+. "

 

They're "exceptional!"

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:40 | 6385649 Atomizer
Atomizer's picture

DOJ/IRS won't visit S&P. The paper trail of selling off-book derivatives is directly shown under signature. These assholes cannot hide any longer. 

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:44 | 6385668 LetsGetPhysical
LetsGetPhysical's picture

Arrest warrant issued in....3....2....1.....

The Euro socalist are not gonna like that! How dare they! All is well in the EU collectivist utopia!

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:56 | 6385714 Mike Honcho
Mike Honcho's picture

Insiders only get fines.

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:45 | 6385669 Atomizer
Atomizer's picture

We have ourselves a new form of derivative robosigning. 

/lol

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:47 | 6385679 AbbeBrel
AbbeBrel's picture

Hey HighStandards and PoorskiC (HSPC) is really on a roll!

Last month they actually dared to poke at Chicago :

"S&P Lowers Chicago GO Debt to 'BBB+' from 'A-'
StreetInsider.com-Jul 8, 2015"

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:54 | 6385708 Atomizer
Atomizer's picture

Can't we rate Chicago as a DD+ for sagging retirement trust fund management? 

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:50 | 6385687 Atomizer
Atomizer's picture

To keep us off track, MSM will feature a story about a cockroach getting killed by a doctor. 

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:52 | 6385693 Chuck Knoblauch
Chuck Knoblauch's picture

FEES!!!!!!!!!!

What's S&P's cut?

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:52 | 6385694 Bitcoin Meiser
Bitcoin Meiser's picture

Waiting for President Obama to lower the boom in 30 minutes. Midday speech about energy and climate change? OMG.

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:54 | 6385705 Chuck Knoblauch
Chuck Knoblauch's picture

To spur capital investment in the United States?

Never.

He's a traitor to the core.

Tell us about all the new jobs this will create.

Lie to me.

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:56 | 6385715 Bitcoin Meiser
Bitcoin Meiser's picture

I'm sure his proposal will be anti-fossil fuels and the market will react violently afterwards. Expect a bigger drop in the markets today before day's end.

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 13:57 | 6385720 franzpick
franzpick's picture

To tell you the truth, when it's serious, don't tell the truth.

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 14:02 | 6385734 sagitarius
sagitarius's picture

S&P is a psyop front end of CIA=front-end of Wall Street.
I could not care less, what they lie today about.

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 14:25 | 6385832 the not so migh...
Mon, 08/03/2015 - 14:44 | 6385947 Know shit
Know shit's picture

Shocked..

I tell you I'm SHOCKED....

I hope you are seated.
Cause I would like to state "I have a negative outlook on the human species".

But than again I know I'm labled an extremist...

Take care.

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 17:17 | 6386807 norecovery
norecovery's picture

You are "bear-ish" on humans?

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 15:01 | 6386048 falak pema
falak pema's picture

S&P is Messalina trying to acquire a new virtue; in the world of corrupt NWO Oligarchy.

Caesar's wife. Can she be forgiven?

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 15:58 | 6386354 SpanishGoop
SpanishGoop's picture

It is junk i tell you, junk.

 

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 17:15 | 6386803 norecovery
norecovery's picture

It's nothing that more QE won't remedy. Until it doesn't anymore.

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!