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all right, here is a tough one.
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http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=salacious
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salacious (adj.) Look up salacious at Dictionary.com
1660s, from Latin salax (genitive salacis) "lustful," probably originally "fond of leaping," as in a male animal leaping on a female in sexual advances, from salire "to leap" (see salient (adj.)). Earliest form of the word in English is salacity (c. 1600). Related: Salaciously; salaciousness.
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salient (adj.) Look up salient at Dictionary.com
1560s, "leaping," a heraldic term, from Latin salientem (nominative saliens), present participle of salire "to leap," from PIE root *sel- (4) "to jump" (cognates: Greek hallesthai "to leap," Middle Irish saltraim "I trample," and probably Sanskrit ucchalati "rises quickly").
It was used in Middle English as an adjective meaning "leaping, skipping." The meaning "pointing outward" (preserved in military usage) is from 1680s; that of "prominent, striking" first recorded 1840, from salient point (1670s), which refers to the heart of an embryo, which seems to leap, and translates Latin punctum saliens, going back to Aristotle's writings. Hence, the "starting point" of anything.
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language, man, too much
https://youtu.be/jj6wlAthFdQ
janus has of late been ruminating...having been forty for a few months now, i'm easing into it nicely -- forty suits me very well. even so, forty has ushered in a time of reflection and self-scrutiny. being something of a mid-point in the average man's life, the very intonation of the word 'forty' is freighted with a profound psychological association...something in its very pronunciation permeates the thinkers disposition with an air of import and consideration. almost as if the 20s @ 30s were the psychological province of the 'young-man', the 40s & 50s that of the 'man', the 60s & 70s the aging man in his autumn, and finally the 80s & 90s (if you're lucky) -- the winter of his days.
so this would be the beginning of janus' summer. and as i search out my place in the sun, several things occur to me. the pursuit of freedom tempered by the recognition of one's various responsibilities; the contemplation of what makes one truly happy and provides for unalloyed satisfaction (and at the same time accepting that nothing is purely pure and consequence free -- all choices require the cost of opportunity); weighing all things in the balance and reckoning on what's best; or at the very least, what's better than worst -- and then build from there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY1p-FmjT1M
as i think on these things i find myself firmly convinced on several scores; and it seems the common theme is something of a harmony in all my various happinesses...janus loves the classics in life. those things that made me happy from the beginning do still to this day. i like rope-swings over clear lakes. i like cold-beer on a hot afternoon, listening to music and chillin with friends. i like the blush of a pretty girl, a sharp wit, thick steaks cooked medium rare; i like the satisfaction of a job well-done. i like fast cars. i like to shoot guns. i like to kill vermin and save noble beasts (so they can go about their duties killing vermin). why, just the other day, i had the opportunity to leap (barefooted) across the rocks of a long jetty offa cape cod. i do not know why, but hopping barefoot acrost rocks makes me very happy...as does fishing, which i need to get back at (because it makes me very happy).
but getting back to basic/classic happiness, hanging out with my sons makes me very happy. i just like being around them...they inspire me, make me laugh, and, most of all, inform me as-to life's bestest and most unalloyed happinesses. another of which is the fine art of prank calling; an activity janus enjoined his sons in a few evenings ago.
back in the days before *69 and caller-ID, my friends and i elevated prank-calling to a level of mastery unseen since bell first rang watson.
sadly, times have changed and the types of things we used to say to total strangers would see us summarily cuffed and stuffed into a rendition site for terrorists. and they've torn down all the high-dives and cut up all the rope swings. this fuckin ninny-tyranny has got to go.
time for a cig, ninnies:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEsii6Bz0M0
and so it is that janus has decided to fight it the only way he knows how -- with prank calling.
i will not reveal how, but janus has secured all 17 of miss rodham's personal phone numbers and is, with great aplomb and tireless energy, ceaselessly calling madam secretary with prank after prank after prank. the results have been altogether predictable, which makes the hill-ninny a perfect object for the mischievous prank caller.
in going about my mischief i've developed several and sundry motifs, one such is something i call the 'midnight rambler'. right at the stroke of the witching hour, janus dials line #13 while impersonating bill. it's been a hoot. get this, gentlemen, i have her convinced that the jews are going to toss her under the bus and lend their support to joe biden, which is why kerry is carrying all the water on the iran deal, so-to shield deleware-joe from any and all associations with the formalization of the treaty...i tell her all this while impersonating bill and scheduling lucrative speaking engagements for planned parenthood and whatnot.
and then, right at the break of dawn, i call on line #3 pretending to be bernie sanders (i do a spot-on bernie). during which, i convince her that the jews are going to throw her under the bus and lend their support to joe biden because she went to the wrong sedar this year...and she believes it.
at high-noon i call pretending to be donald trump and thunder, "you're fired!" and then whisper, "the jews are going to throw you under the bus and lend their support to job biden because..." (pregnant pause)..."you're fired!"
finally, right at dusk i call masking my voice to ape lindsey graham's, "is this the dark queen of endor?" hill-ninny, "yes?" janus-as-lindsey, "we, the lesbian alliance of the united states congress, would like to invite you to a little soiree, where all the fruits of the flesh you crave will be on vivid display." hill-ninny, "when and where?" janus-as-lindsey, "just kiddin, hill-ninny...i was just calling to tell you that the jews are going to throw you under the bus and lend their support to joe biden."
and all of this makes me very happy, in that she falls for it every time...it's the same shit i've always done; only, my tastes are now a bit more sophisticated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FUGzwUTN80
i was so much older then/
i'm younger than that now,
janus
Janus - don't be a Bogart - pass the bone. I need some of what you got.
janus, you are certifiable,
and I know of no higher praise;)
I ? wether anyone really believes that Hillary wasn't setup to test every product in the ANT catalog that Snowden leaked.
The NSA captured everything on that computer and if it didn't, it doesn't deserve to exist.
The revelation will be she was trafficing arms and the foundation got the payoffs.
The Wench of Stench headed to slammer where , we hope, she quickly becomes someone's bitch.
Thank you for posting a picture that does not require active Java scripts. I had stopped looking at your stuff because active java scripting was required.
Active Jave Chips are for watching football games
Can't wait to see her modeling the new fall line of horizontal stripes.
Don't hold your breath (sadly)
Nice William, but I thought Hildabeast gave up smoking,
after she got knocked up by Web Hubbell.
How'd you get your hands on my old selfie to base this picture on?
If you are fond of your Leaders [personally, I don't think we need them!], then don't be surprised when they turn out to be your JAILERS....
Nice post of that....
I'll spare the vulgarities.
You know your doing something right when the trolls show up.
That is not a troll. That is Hitlery's Male Server
But is it is being fair to Hitler? Just asking.
Good Point, Hillary likes invading countries more than he did
Hitler has a better chance of getting elected.
Hitler did get elected. Most people forget that. So history does indeed repeat itself.
No it is not. His Germany was white man's final resistance to bolshevism. The results are clearly visible today.
Yes, I downgraded you to junk. Tyranny in any form is evil. As if National Socialists were going to save the world by taking away everyone's guns.
You always consider the FACT that history is written by the victors. It would be irresponsible to junk someones point of veiw based on skewed data.......which you have , obviously, been spoon fed since birth.
Winston Churchill got away his crimes because he published his memiors first.
I am still waiting for Bormann's memiors. He might pull a Mark Twain move on us.
Maybe one of Bormanns grandchildren will publish it?
huma and her mister Mr Danger ..got thousands of emails from the cankels herself..she sorrounds herself with the most deviant servents she can. when we look at her the reptile is looking back.
But did Cankels get that closeup of Wiener's weiner?
Do you really think Dyke Hitlery is even interested in Wiener's weiner?
Isn't it interesting that so many dykes actually like wieners as long as they are rubber?
WB the one trick pony, owns this site.
WB7 covers politics and economics around the globe, with layers and layers of insight, detail and biting humor. I am not sure what you contribute, but so far it is pretty poor.
Putting aside my assumed role on this website this website, those who know me would literally laugh in your face. Suffice to say I have enough tricks jammed in my left sock to overwhelm a lifetime of Bullchit.
Right.....
good name for you douchebag
Just STFU...
uhh nobody likes a douche
the one trick pony...
Yeah, well John the Jew Baptist had a single message too. The voice of one crying in the wilderness.
Now I finally get what Hillary's campaign logo represents (it's not the symbol for male, it's not the symbol for female)
Is it the symbol for the criminal formerly known as Monica Lewinsky's boyfriend's wife?
http://www.counterpunch.org/2015/08/05/the-fake-courage-of-caitlyn-jenner/
This is hilarious...
Sort of enhances the artwork.
great article, Lumberjack...thanks for sharing.
and again, Mr. Eskow, great article...courageous, too.
janus
Thank goodness. An article about Bruce Jenner without the obligitory pic of him in that creepy white dress. They should have put his wardrobe together BEFORE they brain washed him to think he was going half chic.
hill skips town does not pay for local police security..I am shocked shocked i tell you..
"Taxpayers should not have to pay for private political events such as the one attended by Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton on Tuesday outside Aspen, the sheriffs of Pitkin and Garfield counties said.
“It’s uncalled for,” said Garfield County Sheriff Lou Vallario. “It’s abuse. It’s that political class attitude that thinks they’re entitled to consume public resources. It’s been a part of their life for so long.”
Pitkin County Sheriff Joe DiSalvo agreed, saying that he’d be happy to provide security to public events. But private fundraisers, such as the one Clinton attended Tuesday that cost $2,700 a head to attend, should be paid for by the campaigns, he said.
“If she wants to go to the Red Onion and shake some hands, that’s complimentary,” DiSalvo said. “But that’s not happening.”
DiSalvo said he supplied two deputies to escort Clinton and her entourage from Rifle, where her plane landed, to Aspen and back to Rifle. Three other deputies were on hand at Tuesday’s fundraiser, held at the home of Soledad and Robert Hurst.
Robert Hurst is the former vice chairman of Goldman Sachs and the current managing director of Crestview Advisors, a New York-based investment firm.
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DiSalvo said he first tapped the Clinton campaign and was told they don’t pay for such things. Next he asked Robert Hurst, who was receptive to possibly paying the tab but was worried that it would be considered a donation and, therefore, against campaign finance laws. ..
Later Tuesday, DiSalvo said he received a call from a Clinton campaign staffer saying Hurst couldn’t pay because it might be a campaign finance violation. The staffer also said the campaign wouldn’t pay
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Colorado State Patrol also assisted in providing security for Clinton on Tuesday.
(Excerpt) Read more at aspentimes.com ..."
Protection from whom?
The vast right wing conspiracy???
She's got even more hair on her legs and growing in the empty spaces of her head.
The interesting thing is that back in the days of 2400 baud dial-up modems, data was more secure because everything was so slow. The only time your computer was connected was when you made the connection. No one could reach your computer without calling your modem. Today, your computer is on-line 24 hours a day, whether you are on it or not. Automatic updates are running all day and night. Hackers can find your computer and access it easily - and at high speeds.
You mean 2600 baud right ? And before modems agencies could tune into your VDU with a radio receiver and get an image of your screen on a remote VDU. Beofre that they were recording the sounds made by typewriter letters hitting the paper - each character makes a unique sound which can be replicated to rerpoduce what has been typed.. Eavesdropping has been going on long before electricity and computers.
The thing is, back then it took a lot of resources to do the spying they do today and people did not generally have much personal info on their systems.
Today they can grab it all and have AI systems do the analysis.
Terrifying shit.
So tell me again, who are the terrorists?
Technically we are not being spied on. We are being modulated.
You mean De-Modulated ?
Social modulation in the sense of Deluzean control socieities.
You only get modulated if you get on a device.
I was fascinated by the testimony of Henry Paulson, to the House Banking Committee? when he testified he didn't have an email account, didn't read or send email. That was in 2009 and I thought it was as a brilliant strategy.
No one, to my knowledge, has refuted his testimony. It made me think the whole email concept over. I try to avoid email when I can.