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Hillarinochio strikes again as The FBI unleashes a probe into her email server...

 

 

Source: @RamirezToons

 

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Wed, 08/05/2015 - 15:58 | 6394633 ted41776
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who gives a shit, nothing will be done about it, get over it

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 16:05 | 6394679 pods
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I got a probe for you Hillary. You like anal right?

pods

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 16:09 | 6394701 KnuckleDragger-X
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She prefers the strap-on side of it......

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 16:22 | 6394741 Perseus son of Zeus
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RamirezToons! Yea bitchez. Toontime.

How much would ZH charge me to put up a few toon per week?

I got skillz bichez! Ramirez, Puerto Rican mothyfuk vs ME?

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 16:41 | 6394845 free shit plz
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Commence guffawing you tyler fanboys

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 18:29 | 6395168 aVileRat
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I just love how random sockpuppet accounts tend to driveby ZH whenever a good scoop happens. WSJ would love to have such insta-trolling on their articles/expose.

Thu, 08/06/2015 - 16:16 | 6398828 free shit plz
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[ ] Good scoop
[ ] Sockpuppet account
[x] You're a moron

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 16:45 | 6394862 daggoo
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She's got Bill pegged.

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 16:06 | 6394686 r00t61
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Anyone who is powerful enough to deflect the death of Vince Foster can surely make some bothersome emails go straight into the memory hole.

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 16:19 | 6394753 pods
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I bet ya she shot him.  

pods

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 17:00 | 6394916 Occams_Chainsaw
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She hid them with the snuke...

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 15:59 | 6394643 Budnacho
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What Difference doe it make..yadda yadda.....Caitlyn Jenner....shiny object.....

 

NEXT!

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 16:12 | 6394695 Lumberjack
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Police say a surveillance camera filmed a New Hampshire letter carrier accused of breaking into a woman's house on his route and trying on her boots.

Dover police said the resident contacted them after seeing a man -- later identified as Richard Ringer, 39, of Raymond -- in her house between 10 and 11 a.m. The resident viewed the surveillance footage on her cellphone while she was at work.

http://m.wcvb.com/news/postal-carrier-arrested-after-trespassing-wearing...

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 17:16 | 6394960 BigJim
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Was it Bill?

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 16:17 | 6394702 Lumberjack
Wed, 08/05/2015 - 16:00 | 6394647 Rainman
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The jail gonna need size XXXL cankle bracelets for this one ....

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 16:05 | 6394678 BlueStreet
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And a striped pant suit. 

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 16:04 | 6394670 Mike Honcho
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Surprised Dirty B isn't the main informant.

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 16:06 | 6394672 Chuck Knoblauch
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The FBI will do nothing.

Pope issued a stand down order on the Clintons.

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 16:20 | 6394760 Lumberjack
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Over ruled. Some folks are really pissed. Made them look bad.

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 16:26 | 6394792 chunga
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About 200 Clinton scandals ago, "fIrst lAdy" Hillary had patsy Craig Livingstone request confidential security clearance documents from the FBI and they sent them right in. She denied using them for political purposes. Of course this was "investigated" every which way but loose, and nothing ever came of it, just like will happen not only now but in the future as well.

Now here she is running for the office of pResident. Pull my finger.

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 16:06 | 6394675 Bush Baby
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Apparently there is legal precedent which has held up in court that someone with her level of clearance is required to be able to determine what is classified and what isn't, regardless if it's marked classified or not.

SO her argument goes right out the window.

Also , just because no damage was done will not hold water either.

Somebody wants this bitch out of the race , badly

 

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 16:22 | 6394766 Lumberjack
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Karma sucks.

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 16:24 | 6394783 gmrpeabody
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All for show....

"See, I cooperated and nothing was found..., end of case."

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 16:37 | 6394831 Gold...Bitches
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Somebody wants this bitch out of the race , badly

 

I know I do. 

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 16:47 | 6394865 Bush Baby
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There have also been multiple public cases where the government has taken action against individuals because they “should have known unclassified” data “should have been classified” and thus protected. Google up those of TSA’s Robert MacLean, NSA’s Thomas Drake . All were punished, fired or threatened with jail over the alleged release of unclassified data that the government deemed ex post facto should have been considered classified. -

See more at: http://wemeantwell.com/blog/2015/07/27/hillary-clinton-emails-said-to-co...

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 16:05 | 6394676 AIfhu
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Hillary didn't do anything wrong!  It's an FBI investigation of the "email server."  Its the server's fault.  Damn server.  Its always a server.

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 16:21 | 6394764 onewayticket2
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her "server" has LONG SINCE been destroyed.  a new, cleansed server...."an upgrade" we'll be told, now contains "all" history from the old server.

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 17:34 | 6395019 Never One Roach
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Yes, NPR made ot clear they were targeting only her server, her emails and her computers, not Hillery herself.

 

gafaw...gafaw...gafaw..

 

Left wingers will think of any excuses no matter how lame. She's toast ... so put a fork in it and move on.

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 16:06 | 6394687 jamochavez
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one worthless twat---why people do not throw rocks at that piece of shit when she goes out in public makes me weep for the human race

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 16:26 | 6394793 negative rates
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Cause there are no protesters allowed at her gatherings, much like my family life.

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 16:43 | 6394856 laboratorymike
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Maybe its the small army of bodyguards that go everywhere with her?

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 16:07 | 6394688 Joebloinvestor
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You really want to see what dumbshit boot licking toady takes the blame for this.

Hillary could sell the server to North Korea and nothing would happen to her.

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 16:13 | 6394718 Winston Churchill
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I'm not so sure.

She is being sent a very strong message by someone, but is completely tone deaf

or just so narcissistic she doesn't care.President Valery Jarrett can't stand canklesaurus,

and this drip,drip will continue until she/it goes even more stark staring crazy.

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 16:26 | 6394791 gmrpeabody
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We can only hope...

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 16:36 | 6394825 Farqued Up
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Worse than that, Barnard Schwartz of Loral sold ICBM staging tech to North Korea, Clintons even had it transferred out of State to Commerce so they could do it. CLASSIFIEDS means nothing to them.

Email investigation? PFFFFTTTT!!!!

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 16:58 | 6394907 bluskyes
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ICBM's are sooo 1960's

Is anything to do with ICBM's classified still? I mean, we are talking about technology from the age of AM radio, and black & white TV's

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 17:21 | 6394980 Winston Churchill
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Then why is the US buying rocket engines from Russia ?

You either use it or lose it,Goes for engineering just as much as languages.

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 16:09 | 6394700 Mike Masr
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It's called Dynastic Entitlement!

 

Presidential Race 2020

George Prescott Bush vs Chelsea Clinton 

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 16:19 | 6394747 roisaber
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Serious question - why is Obama trying to torpedo Hillary? I know they hate each other but Hillary is literally the only current mainstream candidate who could slide greaselessly into office with enough media spin behind her. Obama seems to be trying to construct a political shitshow for 2016 - if Little Lord Fauntleroy's lawyers have all insisted he can't manage that third term he wants, nobody can have it?

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 16:27 | 6394790 Lostinfortwalton
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It's Valerie. If you have never been in the middle of a cat fight let me assure you you don't want to be.

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 16:37 | 6394829 Stormtrooper
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We've gone for almost 8 years without a legal president.  If we changed in 2016, Congress might be forced to look at how to unwind all of the illegal laws that Obama has signed into law so let's just keep the status quo.

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 16:38 | 6394834 Duty Chief
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I think the Obamas want to stop the Clintons.  If Hilary is elected, the Clintons run the Democratic party again and the Obamas have to retire to the sidelines for 4 or 8 years.  Its about who gets to keep their influence.  The Obamas don't want to give that up.  They are OK with a Republican in office instead of Hillary because it preserves their power.

Ultimately, I think they are going to drop a bombshell on her and throw their support behind Sanders or Biden.

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 16:45 | 6394861 Bazza McKenzie
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Look at it in terms of two crime families rather than a political party and it is perfectly obvious.

The Obama crime family wants to hang onto power and they certainly don't want their mortal enemies the Clinton crime family coming to power.  The former would even prefer a Republican in office than the Clintons because they know the Republicans would never go after them the way the Clintons would.

So the newer Obama crime family is in the process of using the behind-the-scences power of the presidency to take down the Clinton crime family for good.

That is why I have been saying for months that Biden will run, on behalf of the Obama crime family, once Clinton has been publicly destroyed.

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 16:56 | 6394896 Duty Chief
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Love the crime family analogy.

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 19:48 | 6395457 btdt
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analogy?

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 16:18 | 6394752 BoPeople
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Article 1 Section 9 of the US Constitution:

And no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State.

My guess is that Hitlery's gifts to her charitable trust (of which only 10% only is used for charity and the balance the pay her and her cronies) from foreign states, while she was Secretary of State would violate the US constitution.

This could be considered treason and might subject her to execution should the judicial system not be corrupt.

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 16:24 | 6394780 Lostinfortwalton
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Can you imagine any other Secretary of State in our nation's history running a slush fund on the side hitting up donors while they were in office?

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 16:22 | 6394763 Lostinfortwalton
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She needed the server to save all those thousands of emails related to Chelsea's wedding and her mom's funeral. You people are so frowny-faced and distrustful. 

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 16:23 | 6394773 Lumberjack
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Don't forget about her son in laws hedge fund

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 16:23 | 6394775 kchrisc
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The guillotines are watching, listening, and listing.

Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission..

 

Considering the level of theft in the country--taxes, regulations, and fiat-debt--guillotines are the best investment going forward.

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 17:00 | 6394911 atthelake
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Rope, lamp posts and strong oaks are in greater supply. Problem is, WE are all cowards.

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 16:49 | 6394874 Reaper
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Has the FBI questioned Hillary? Subpoena the Forms 302, Congress. For Hillary, Huma and all who maintained the server. http://www.forbes.com/sites/harveysilverglate/2011/07/27/constructing-tr...

The FBI works for Lynch. Any thing discovered will be covered up or revealed based upon political desires of Lynch and Barack.

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 16:58 | 6394908 NoWayJose
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I remember an old cartoon that went something like this - and its humor could easily apply to Hillary or to Lois Lerner --

"Oh, we never have problems with viruses - all the bugs in our software keep eating them."

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 17:00 | 6394912 ramacers
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The Wench of Stench headed to slammer where , we hope, she quickly becomes someone's bitch.

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 17:16 | 6394965 stiler
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Traitor Trash.

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 18:03 | 6395088 Lostinfortwalton
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WTF was Clapper doing all this time, just reading my emails to my aunt in Iowa about her roses? Seriously where was the NSA in this mess; they just stood by and let the nations secrets leak out of a basement in a private home in upstate New York?

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 18:06 | 6395097 villainvomit
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Yes, Killarinochio strikes again....and again.....and again.....

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