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Carl Icahn "Accepts Donald Trump's Offer For Secretary Of Treasury"

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Has Carl been drinking?

Of course, no mention that he was the main creditor who ended up owning The Trump Hotel in Atlantic City, of course...

 

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Fri, 08/07/2015 - 17:11 | 6402501 redpill
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Illegal, of course, to offer cabinet positions at this point.  But laws are for little people.

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 17:14 | 6402507 keremetski
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show your signature.

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 17:15 | 6402511 keremetski
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Amaroso: " I accept my face on 10 bills. Thank you hon."

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 17:20 | 6402522 negative rates
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Good, he can help pay down the debt now that he cares so much about the treasury dept.

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 17:35 | 6402539 free shit plz
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I believe Trump represents hope and change because Tyler told me so.

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 17:52 | 6402581 MsCreant
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If you think Tyler is talking to you or telling you anything at all, you need to be on anti-psychotic medication. It is a figment of your imagination.

I think they want clicks.

I think they want ad revenue.

I think they do some journalistic work, when they have the time, that kicks ass so hard the criminals' prostates end up in their throats. They don't have a lot of time for it, they are not a regular news paper, more of a team of news aggregators and synthesizers.

They know us, our interests, and their own. They try to present a lot of perspectives. But a thing like this? They are not trying to tell you, shit.

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 18:02 | 6402598 remain calm
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Trump is not going to let the media marginalize him. In Icahn he gets an honest schrewd guy, who thinks the fed is criminal. 

So now he has the number one corporate raider, who makes business's better, removes the fat and improves shareholder value who can look at any balance sheet whether private or public and tell you how to fix it

 

Whose Hilary going to get.... Some Ex Goldman executive who is a thief. Icahn will rip that fucker apart like a pit bull chewing up a poodle

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 18:21 | 6402661 california chrome
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"honest"?

 

Give me a fucking break!

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 18:25 | 6402680 JC-BI
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Seriously. That's TRUMPet's way of signaling to Jewish money he's with them by making his first appointment a Jew. After all, Jews have conquered America to the bone>>

https://biblicisminstitute.wordpress.com/2015/07/28/how-the-ashkenazi-je...

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 18:01 | 6402604 kaiserhoff
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Yep.  All media is under pressure from the declines in ad revenue.  The move to mobile will be hard on blogs.

Those of us with adblocker don't help much, but when I log in without it from the library, the site is often unstable.

No easy answers, that I see.

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 20:28 | 6403069 MsCreant
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It is THE most unstable site I go to, by light years. I have buggy repercussions all the time. 

I should learn about ad blocker. I know that if I use it, I fuck up some stuff I need for work, so I have not taken the time to focus on it. Also, I really am okay to click the ads and help out.

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 23:18 | 6403671 zhandax
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MsC, there was one I used back in the windoz days that you needed to teach what to do for each site.  It was really nice after you had it 'trained', and you could allow what you needed for work.  For that matter, AdBlock allows you to open blockable items and probably allow what you need.  So far I have not found the need to try.

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 18:01 | 6402593 remain calm
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We need a corporate raider in Washington to clean all the shit out

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 18:27 | 6402683 indygo55
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This debt will never be repaid. It will be defaulted on either slowly or all of a sudden.

 

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 07:13 | 6404263 new game
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like stockman says, EPIC deflation. it is natural to deflate after peak credit/debt. as we are at the instance when cb policy (insanity) stopped working. now we descend to the valley of ZIRP.

things get interesting as all the malinvestment sorts itself out...

the debt will be serviced til the fiat is inflated to infinity, and that is just history repeating.

it is the trajedy of peoples lives (this creates) that is truely sad...

 

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 17:14 | 6402506 bamawatson
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Of course, no mention that he was the main creditor who ended up owning The Trump Hotel in Atlantic City, of course... HUH ? HUH?

the man was on flippin twitter 144 characters. he was not authoring an autobiography for christ sakes !  Plus he knew you would fire off a cheap shot anyway

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 17:18 | 6402518 wisefool
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Shit just got real. Old dudes trump/Icahn gona fight the repltilians Bush/Clintoons.

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 17:22 | 6402524 Bindar Dundat
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I sense some tragic accidents about to occur to the fresh air vendors.   One thing putrid hates is that breath of fresh air.  They will move to silence it.  

God Bless them both for trying...

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 17:27 | 6402526 wisefool
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No matter what happens, there are really good songs about Daisies.

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 18:25 | 6402677 LooseLee
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Or maybe the putrids will be wearing body bags trying to silence them. My vote is things are about to change. I'm sure DT knows some 'bad' people, too. My $ is on the honest guy who speaks from his soul; Not a soullesas demon who can only take orders.

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 17:53 | 6402584 Scooby Dooby Doo
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Sign along on Zero Hedge.

Scooby Dooby Doo where are you?
I'm reading FuckingFools comment.

And Scooby Dooby Doo why do you say that?
Icahn is King of Lizards.

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 18:28 | 6402690 wisefool
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It is a great mystery. you have to get about 40,000 pages into the tax code before you figure out who the elite are and why it works over generations.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 12:02 | 6404762 LibertarianMenace
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I wonder if shitlery will be blaming obamster for her/bill's troubles if/when they get in (again).

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 17:23 | 6402525 Salzburg1756
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Yes, that's the stuff: more joos running the monetary system! That's the ticket!

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 17:28 | 6402528 MASTER OF UNIVERSE
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Yeah, if Trump can't fix Atlantic City for Ponzi Casino Capitalism and American Hegemony, how in Hell will he ever be able to fix the God damned United States of America, let alone Wall Street, and the 'economy'?

 

Trump can't fix his own investments, or hotels, he is just full of bullshit bluster as always.

 

Trump is a horse's ass.

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 17:40 | 6402553 Bill of Rights
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Shut the fuck up asshole, what should we do keep voting for dumb cunts like Obama and Hillery?

Ya they will fix it alright, you'll be eating out of FUCKEN trash cans

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 18:13 | 6402635 oddjob
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Better off shoving a ham sandwich in the diebold machine than actually casting a vote.

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 18:36 | 6402724 Cthonic
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I plan on taking a high voltage capacitor.

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 18:31 | 6402697 MASTER OF UNIVERSE
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Whomever wins the election will be an individual that the Oligarchs can control. Trump is an uncontrollable Assclown with enough money to cause the Oligarchs a migraine headache of which they don't want in the first place. Trump is just bullshit bluster for the ignorant masses that will be taught to vote for either Hillary or Jeb. In brief, fuckface, you have a choice between Hillary, or Jeb, and that's it, motherfucker. The rest of the show is filler while you eat Popcorn & Drink Coke, fool. When election day rolls around you will know it is fixed and the race is between Hillary & Jeb. America should be viewed as a puppet country to Israel. And fucking Israel ain't going to fucking allow someone like Trump to take the helm, plain, & simple.

 

Get with the programme, BuckO.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 07:24 | 6404273 new game
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my cog dis says it aint so, but you are spot on. think of the ad revenue this is creating. stir the pot.

we got jesse ventura and the self serving basterd got rich and nothing really changed. even if trump defies the crowd behind the curtain, nothing will change, it would be temporary turmoil.

if by strong chance we have a downtrun of all the world economies and the money systems start to panic and the fed can't contain matters, then anything is possible. we are at the crossroads of peak insanity of the human race, ha lol...

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 18:27 | 6402684 LooseLee
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If he doesn't already 'know'; he'll soon enough figure it out. Still, he's heads & tails above any of the ststus quo career traitors...

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 20:32 | 6403078 Scooby Dooby Doo
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"Yeah, if Trump can't fix Atlantic City for Ponzi Casino Capitalism".

Over two years ago, when discussing the absolutely top ticked purchase of one 666 Fifth Avenue by under-30 real estate mogul extraordinaire, NY Observer owner and now Donald Trump son in law, Jared Kushner,

http://www.zerohedge.com/article/father-son-law-ivanka-trumps-husband-ab...

Scooby sure misses the original Zero Hedge. The current one doesn't even come close.

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 20:35 | 6403086 Scooby Dooby Doo
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Remember the comments we left on this story, back in the day?

http://zerohedge.blogspot.com/2009/01/666-fifth-about-to-go-to-its-right...

We tore that douche Jared a new one.

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 17:31 | 6402531 ThroxxOfVron
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The looting of the public purse will be beyond epic.

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 17:43 | 6402562 847328_3527
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I still have my eyes on the BIG SCREEN next time an unarmed gentle giant has a run-in with the cops. Maybe grab a toaster and microwave also if my little borther helps out.

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 18:19 | 6402651 california chrome
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The looting of the public purse will be beyond epic.

The looting of the public purse will be beyond epic.

The looting of the public purse will be beyond epic.

The looting of the public purse will be beyond epic.

The looting of the public purse will be beyond epic.

The looting of the public purse will be beyond epic.

The looting of the public purse will be beyond epic.

The looting of the public purse will be beyond epic.

The looting of the public purse will be beyond epic.

The looting of the public purse will be beyond epic.

The looting of the public purse will be beyond epic.

The looting of the public purse will be beyond epic.

The looting of the public purse will be beyond epic.

The looting of the public purse will be beyond epic.

The looting of the public purse will be beyond epic.

The looting of the public purse will be beyond epic.

The looting of the public purse will be beyond epic.

The looting of the public purse will be beyond epic.

The looting of the public purse will be beyond epic.

The looting of the public purse will be beyond epic.

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Sat, 08/08/2015 - 08:25 | 6404319 meterman
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WoW - All the hard work typing the same message over and over so our soft brains will absorb. Too bad you don't realize that the public purse is EMPTY (+20)

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 19:56 | 6402973 Razor_Edge
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You US'ans are incredible. At least since Nixon it has been demonstrated to you that you pols are corrupt and dishonest. Yet you keep taking the Kool Aid. Your system belongs to the wealthy interests, and the average Joe just doesn't matter. They don't care about you, they don't care about you, they don't give a fuck about you, at all, at all, at all, to borrow a phrase from the late George Carlin.

If you want change in your country, you should know by now that it ain't comin from pulling a ballot lever. As your system doesn't belong to you anymore, in order to get it back, you'll have to take it back. Some old guy once said, where the people fear the gummint, you have tyranny. Where the gummint fears the people, you have liberty. So accept your chains, or man up.

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 20:17 | 6403040 MsCreant
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I agree.

Where you are, are things really different? If they are, I cannot figure out where you are.

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 20:32 | 6403076 Razor_Edge
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I'm in Ireland, and things are not perfect here either, although it's nowhere near as blatant. In fact, in the last general election, a record number of independents were elected from across the spectrum, and the two dominant parties, who have governed the State mostly since independence are not capable of getting anywhere near a majority on their own.

Ireland is a small country, people don't just know their politicians, they know their people in much of rural Ireland. And we are not shy about ousting deeply embedded hacks from the halls of power. As Jack says, acting as one of ours;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4nUFxsZqpA

There are other problems with our system, but like in yours, it's down to us and our at the end of the day, most are just pulling for themselves. We call them Me Feiners (translation -the attitude of for myself). We live in a time without leaders of integrity with the capacity to dare to speak  truth to the people. But then it's said that we get the leaders we deserve. We sure get the ones we elect.

If only there were more leaders like Vladimir Vladimovich, sigh!

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 20:19 | 6403050 nope-1004
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+1

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 17:38 | 6402547 Bill of Rights
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Ron Paul for FED chairman

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 17:40 | 6402552 california chrome
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About to vomit...Trump would definitely lose my vote!

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 18:00 | 6402601 Scooby Dooby Doo
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Already lost min.

Trump --> The ultimate Trojan horse.

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 17:43 | 6402561 davidalan1
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George Washingon surveyed, forged off the land, fought death from indians, Traveled by horseback, nearly died from drowning, rode 70 miles a day, again on fucking horseback. Nearly froze to death while keeping his troops together. Fought in battle. Won the battle of yorktown, conveyed the urgent need for citizens to assimilate as U.S. citizens and Not citizens of the country they came from. among many other things...Its hard for me to look at this current Pres candidates and ALSO the media pundits that act like they are all iinsolent spoiled brats ... rant off

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 17:52 | 6402580 PoasterToaster
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Politics will be boring until we are past the Baby Boomers.

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 20:20 | 6402586 MsCreant
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Baby Boomers. Do you think those babies will go, you know, boom?

Edit: I don't buy into inter-generational blame, like race, gender, red team, blue team, ageism is another way to drive us apart. I do think the boomers have been made promises that can't be kept. BOOM!

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 23:21 | 6403683 wendigo
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Not saying you're wrong, but us millennials didn't make the world the way it is.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 01:31 | 6403944 MsCreant
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You did not. In their experience, the boomers inherited what they got too. 

There are theorists out there who see these things run in shifts of threes. The depression kids and early adults KNEW hard times and appreciated when things got better. They were careful with their money, later. Their kids (my parents) kind of rolled their eyes, knew mom and dad had it hard, took some care, but spent more because the depression was not an experience, but a story for them. Their kids had few clues at all, were entitled, had little sense of hardship, sacrifice, and work, and they were the ones to complete the collapse cycle (read that new depression). I have over simplified this idea, but generally it seems to flow through the generations this way. Millennials are going to be the ones who pick up the pieces, I suspect. Sorry about that. 

I will say, I have spent some time being angry at boomers. They were the hippies. They were cool, they knew better, their music was awesome. They protested Vietnam, they wanted real change. They knew the FBI and CIA were working hard to keep the interests of the elite in tact. One take is they got greedy and gave up their ideals. A more simple take is they had kids and started to want to do their best for them and lost sight of the idealism they had, in order to do what it took to pay the bills. 

The longer I am on the planet, the more I realize that we repeat stuff because we are ignorant of history. My grandmother got $3,000 out of her bank 2 weeks before the market crashed in 1929. She said she had it easier than most during the depression because she had that cash. She had family members who were connected that told her to do it. She rubbed off on me big time, she told me to NEVER trust the stock market. I did get in it for a while, but took it all out in late 2006 early 2007 because I saw it coming (I am always too fucking early). 

A big assed crash is well over due. We can blame some boomers, the thing is, this is mother nature, human nature, cycles, and history. Said in other words, we don't seem to ever learn the lesson. Boomers are not special.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 09:10 | 6404411 Omen IV
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Bullshit!

 

your a bunch of winers and sheeeple  - where were you when we were out in the street reversing Vietnam Mayhem

Hell no we wont go! - out on the street  - took guts and brains - was never done before or...since - we stopped the war not the military nor the politicians - why?because we were not going to die for this fucking sick system  - we beat it - long before Michael Jackson invented the song -

we all found out later - Dan Quale / Al Gore / George Bush / Dick (head) Cheney / Scumbag Grifter Clinton /  and the worst of all Romney (who was for the war until his deferment was up - 2S - then he got religion -they did the exact same as all of us white guys - avoided the war!

 

you pussies wont stop endless war - no guts - no skin in the game

you all deserve to get fucked -you have the age - under thirty five - to end the nonsense - you choose not to! 

 

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 18:05 | 6402615 Chad_the_short_...
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Two billionare non jews together....... Hmmmmmmmmmm Me like the sound of that

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 18:33 | 6402710 Cthonic
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You forget about Yael and her friend Chelsea.

 

 After Sisera had drunk milk from a bottle which Yael had opened, he fell asleep in exhausted stupor and Yael covered him with a mantle. She then drove a tent peg through his temples which nailed him to the ground, and then he died.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 07:28 | 6404277 Raul44
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I assume you mean Trump and Icahn? But Icahn is jew.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 10:24 | 6404536 dcohen
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Icahn is a jew

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 18:18 | 6402654 roadhazard
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America is fucked no matter who the next President is. All you have to do is look at what you are offered. Not one is up to the job. Besides if Congress does not want to help you then you can do nothing except Executive orders. And if you believe Any candidate saying he will get rid of Executive Orders if elected is like believing in "transparency". Not going to happen, evah.

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 18:32 | 6402699 LooseLee
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Nah. If Trump is elected I got a feeling the phrase, "You're Fired" will be the shot heard 'round the beltway...

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 18:49 | 6402759 juangrande
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If Trump is all those things the fanboys say, which I seriously doubt, the shot heard round the beltway will resemble the Zapruder shot!

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 09:49 | 6404482 Bogdog
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It's that pesky math. 

Like physics and fluid dynamics, you can't deny it.

The next president is inconsequential.

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 18:25 | 6402674 california chrome
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...

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 19:00 | 6402784 Yen Cross
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    All I know is that I'm ready to throw that fucking pompus little prick Rupert Murdoch in the wood chipper, "feet first".

  He and Trump hate eachother and FOX News has turned into a joke. I'm conservative, and can barely handle 10 minutes of that shit show. Murdoch is a corrupt little fucker, that scripts that network with an iron fist.

 That stupid douchebag Megyn Kelly should be put in a giant playpen and be left in Idiotville. She has absolutely ZERO gravitas or any understanding of politics beyond what's scripted for her.

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 21:27 | 6403275 Ginsengbull
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The whole show seemed to be about trying to trash Trump.

 

Just goes to show how all MSM is bullshit.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 08:31 | 6404331 meterman
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Your insight is keen and sharp - THANKS.

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 19:12 | 6402834 the grateful un...
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yeah and judge judy for VP

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 20:23 | 6403059 MsCreant
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YOU have identified the spirit of this thing correctly. 

I'm not sure what you win, except maybe your sanity.

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 20:05 | 6403003 The Wizard
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The Don would be a great front man for his buds at Goldman.

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 20:16 | 6403034 Vesuvius
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We can hope. 

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 20:59 | 6403156 dcohen
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Trump is preparing the way for Hillary, whether intentionally or not, he stands a good risk to repeat the Ross Perot effect of 92 that brought the dickhead Bill Clinton to power, one of the most damaging presidents in the history of the USSA

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 21:17 | 6403226 A Dollar Short
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Donald Trump is NOT preparing a way for Hillary.

HE IS PREPARING A WAY FOR DONALD TRUMP as our new LEADER!

He will not take prisioner's, guarranteed!

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 10:26 | 6404543 dcohen
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You are gullible - watch and learn...as the new potus is inaugurated.

Fri, 08/07/2015 - 23:46 | 6403749 california chrome
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i-Con should be a prisoner.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 06:34 | 6404230 vesna
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if not already Trump is going to be circumcised

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