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What China Thinks Of Donald Trump

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Donald Trump hates "losers" and he pretty clearly thinks there are too many of them in America.

"This country is in big trouble. We don't win anymore. We lose to China. We lose to everybody," the bellicose billionaire told a raucous audience at the first debate of the GOP Presidential primary on Thursday. 

While it wasn’t clear what specific "losses" Trump was referring to or even whether he could cite any meaningful examples if pressed, he’s correct to say that when it comes to China, the US has suffered some serious setbacks of late, not the least of which is Beijing’s successful membership drive for the Asian Infrastructure Investment Bank. 

There’s no question that the bank’s very existence represents something of an economic coup in that it, along with the BRICS bank and to a lesser extent, the Silk Road Fund, are a response to the perceived inadequacies of the US-dominated multilateral institutions that have dominated the post-war world. But the more immediate and palpable "loss" (to use Trump-speak) came courtesy of The White House’s failed attempt to dissuade Washington’s allies from joining the bank. 

In addition to the AIIB, Beijing’s land reclamation efforts in disputed waters China shares with US allies in the region has also been portrayed by some analysts and commentators as evidence of America’s waning global influence. And then there are the standard arguments around trade and offshoring, to which Trump alluded on Thursday.  

So Trump’s characterization of the US as a "loser" when it comes to the country’s relationship with China is probably accurate, even as it lacks nuance and any semblance of serious analysis. And while we know what Trump thinks of China, what we don’t yet know is what China thinks of Trump, and although we’re reasonably sure that Trump could care less what the Politburo (let alone the Chinese people) have to say, The Washington Post has nevertheless endeavored to offer a bit of insight which we think is worth highlighting as Trump attempts to hold on to his lead in the GOP polls. Here’s WaPo’s Ana Swanson:

The Chinese are not exactly the only people that Donald Trump has insulted. But China is a favorite punching bag of Trump’s, a jumping-off point for the Republican presidential candidate to emphasize his tough-minded negotiating skills and criticize Obama for having a feeble foreign policy. ("I beat China all the time," Trump has said.)

 

In campaign speeches, Donald Trump has blamed China for stealing American jobs and breaking the rules. He has criticized China for currency manipulation and espionage, and proposed raising taxes on China "for each bad act" they commit. In July, he rebuked the White House for giving Chinese diplomats state dinners, saying they should be taken to McDonald’s instead.

 

The Chinese have begun taking notice. While most Chinese people still seem to be unaware of who Trump is, a growing number of people in the Chinese media and on social media are discussing the baffling political figure.

 

The Chinese foreign ministry also defended against Trump’s allegations that China is "ripping" the U.S. After Trump vowed to retake millions of jobs that China had stolen, Chinese media picked up on and translated criticisms of Trump's statement by Alan Blinder, the former Federal Reserve vice chairman and a Princeton University economist. "It’s completely implausible," Blinder had said of Trump’s plan.

 

Much of the reporting in the Chinese media has focused on explaining why America is entertaining Trump’s presidential aspirations.

 

In June, the Global Times, a mouthpiece of the Communist party, published an article titled:  “The theme of Trump’s speech for running for president: I am really very rich.”

 

Other articles focus on the reasons Trump might be running for president, besides a desire to win. Some have commented that his campaign is just an effort to get more publicity before going back to being a business tycoon.

 

Yicai.com, the Web site of China Business Network, a financial media group, ran an article that said: "One of the purposes of running for president is to promote oneself, to become more famous, like Trump. …  The nationwide exposure he gained is hard to measure in monetary terms."

Of course all of the above really fails to touch on the most pressing issue when it comes to Trump and on that note, we'll give the last word to an unnamed Chinese social media user quoted by WaPo:

"This guy's hair so strange. I thought it was Photoshopped at first."

 

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Sat, 08/08/2015 - 16:39 | 6405467 Supernova Born
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So what?

"Internal affairs of other countries"- isn't that what China always claims when questioned?

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 16:40 | 6405476 realmoney2015
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How about someone who stands for the constitution?!?!

We all know there is only one running that does!

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 16:41 | 6405478 realmoney2015
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Stand with Rand!

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 17:40 | 6405605 theTribster
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As he endorses giving billions in subsidies to the oil companies!  Sorry but Rand is full of shit, the stand against spying was nothing more than a theatrical performance - he knew it wouldn't matter which is why he did it. Although he did piss off a lot of republicans (and some democrats) which is never a bad thing. You should look at his voting record, that will tell you all you need to know about Rand and his "I'm a different kind of republican" BS he is throwing around. Rand, like the rest of them, doesn't have a chance against the Jebinator who is afterall the establishment candidate of choice - he does represent the establishment his brother and father built (along with Clinton). It will be Jeb vs Hillary, that way it really doesn't matter who wins as both will placate the oligarchs and multi-national corporations at the same time they increase tension in the world - trying to start more wars....

I am sure that wars will be started against both China and Russia prior to them building a threatening force - the Ukraine is the perfect place to start it against the Russians which is clear that's what we are doing. Of course starting a war with China would be incredibly easy, we have a dozen or so manufactured reasons for doing it and convincing the rest of Merika is easy - look at Iraq and Afghanistan. This is the primary reason for a deal with Iran which is essentially endorsed extortion or maybe blackmail - whatever it is called it is good for the Iranians and should keep them on the sidelines when we actually start these new wars.

While your looking at voting records check out Bernie Sanders, if voting on honestly and integrity there is really only one candidate and that is Bernie. Unfortunately, merikans vote for the candidate that will do them the most harm, amazing it is. I'll consider the "stand with Rand" only after he takes the corporate cock out of his mouth and removes the pubic hair from between his teeth, of course that would still leave one up his ass and a couple in his ears so i won't be standing with Rand (wouldn't shake his hand either). He isn't even a real doctor, I think he got his PhD from an online University like Pheonix - I forget the details but its definitely a shady degree...

Sorry for jumping on Rand, at least you vote (I assume) and I respect that. Having a different point of view isn't a bad thing except when its derived from bad information - review Rand's voting record and I think you will be appalled by his stance on most things. How can he say he is a libertarian (sort of) when he endorses Pro-Life? Let the gubmint make the decision for a women and her family - WTF is that? Right, its Rand being a complete POS and trying to suck Koch cock. Christie should have responded the other night with "I'll stop hugging Obama when you stop sucking off the Kock brothers and licking Ruperts ass"...(except he does too). Trump hit him good, "you are having a tuff time tonight" - too funny!

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 18:27 | 6405691 Fahque Imuhnutjahb
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Da Nee Lo Ko!

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 19:26 | 6405795 TeamDepends
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Oh no you di-int China and/or Megan Kelly!https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DP6S3KE2DaI

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 19:31 | 6405816 bigkahuna
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When Rand endorsed Mitt instead of Ron that tells you all you need to know. Talk a big talk - but when it comes to the brass tacks - endorse McConnel and Romney  --  if you are in this camp good luck pulling your head out.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 21:50 | 6406021 williambanzai7
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Bingo!

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 03:42 | 6406433 cookie nookie
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I wonder what the Chinese think about Bernie Sanders.  He's a socialist like them.  I wonder if they'd get along.

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 06:40 | 6406517 Headbanger
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But he's Jewish so China will focus on that more than anything.

And there's some rumor Bernie has dual citizenship with Israel so China will see him as two faced.

Bernie would be a disaster for foreign relations with the Arab nations, Russia and thus China as he would be seen as being all about Israel.

Bernie is helping push Hillary's socialist platform more than anything else.

He's just a male proxy for Hillary and would be so glad to be her VP running mate.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 20:46 | 6405867 Cadavre
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The "Donald" gave a perfect demonstraton of why we loose when he told the FOX News commentators that he has given money to nearly all the nine tug-jobs on the stage.

Trump is not in the manufacturing sector. But GE is. GE bribed sufficient z-nuff neo liberals from the diebold machine selected political C-SPAN dandies in our employ to move it's manufacturing to China, the Philippines, India, an on ... an on an on ... infinity, [thusly] negating a fat wad of FICA and IRS revenue from GE's US manufacturing jobs, while keeping it's negligbly notional taxable capital gains business units here

Despite the loss of those IRS FICA revenues from American fabrication workers in GE's US factories, GE, in 2010, on 26 Billion bucks profit, received an additional kickback, jargoned as a subsidy, from the depleted IRS piggy bank, to the tune of 10 Billion smackers, as  reward for offshoring it's American jobs.

(note:lobbyist don't actually just give money to the tugs, all they need to do is play 5 card draw poker  with `em in a Watergate suite, and loose big pots every hand - bribes are illegal - poker winnings ain't)

America is not loosing to China. America has been sold out by the a-wads, some of whom were on that stage with Trumph, that the diebold machines said we hired and get bonus-ed, balls deep, by the bag boys from firms like GE, GM,  MS, APPL, IBM, an on ..an on .. an on ... infinity.

Our pleadings of questions should not be "are corporations 'really' people". Our demand should be, "well, if corporations are people, then people should be corporations".

It's good to be a corporaton.

Don't vote, it's a waste of gas and time. and little more than a civic pride vanity fix.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 21:21 | 6405988 GCT
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Ttrump had valid points in the debate.  He was indeed singled out for character assasination.  The repubs are scared shitless of him.  I say good it is about time someone even if it is Trump to stir these career politicians up.  Political correctness shuts everyone up for a real debate. 

Just watched the news here at my son's home  and it is all about poor, poor megan.  Funny how a commentator is allowed to make personal attacks but when one of the MSM's own basically got owned they circle the wagon just like politicians.  The bitch did indeed maske personal attacks and frankly did not want an open unbiased debate.  Trump owned her and I am glad he did.

Maybe we will have a lively election year!  I am sick of all the precanned questions and answers that are always politically correct.  It is about time and I imagine most of the debaters wanted to tell her the same thing.  The big difference is most of the others are all bought and paid for already and the rest just do not have the balls to tell her.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 16:46 | 6405488 Benjamin123
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The constitution is just a piece of paper. Like the koran.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 16:52 | 6405498 realmoney2015
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True, but I like the rights that the paper is supposed to protect. Rand is the only one that will not use the power of the office to fuirther diminish those rights. In fact, he may use thepower o the office to stop infringing on those rights.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 17:12 | 6405547 ozzzzo
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I have a lot of respect for Ron Paul, but Rand can't get Netanyahoo's dick out of his mouth.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 17:30 | 6405578 realmoney2015
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He said on Thursday that he would foreign end aide to Isreal! Did you miss that???

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 17:34 | 6405589 Savvy
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Politricks 101. Talk is cheap.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 18:17 | 6405673 Bunghole
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"If you like your plan, you can keep your plan" 

Wake the fuck up

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 18:54 | 6405760 realmoney2015
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OK. Then give me an example of vote of Rand's that you don't like.

 

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 19:46 | 6405834 Al Gophilia
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I pledge my support to Mittens and the GOP (to advance my chances as a CAREER Politician).

His actions speak louder thatn hiding behind the voting record.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 19:51 | 6405845 realmoney2015
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Those are more words. You said talk is cheap. Be consistent. Here are some actions: 2 fillibusters to shed light on civil liberty abuses. Votes in the senate are also actions. And his votes look pretty good to me.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 20:33 | 6405876 cowdiddly
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I guess you missed last year when the whole world watched in horror as  Israel was bombing the crap out of Palestinian civilian neighborhoods for months. You remember when the two little boys were gunned down at the beach?

Rand Paul not only voted for 250 million more emergency Israeli military aide to continue this, He fucking floored the bill. Rand is not his Daddy and is a fraud.

Oh and his stand with Isael act of both 2014 and reintroduced in 2015. And he gets at the debate and lies through his teeth. this: http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/07/05/like-father-not-like-son-sen-...

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 20:43 | 6405923 swmnguy
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Don't bottle this shit up inside, man.  It'll kill ya.  You've gotta let it out, tell people how you feel.

Upvoted.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 23:26 | 6405941 cowdiddly
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Actually. I don't care. I can not be held responsible for the state of the Union as I was to young to vote for Barry Goldwater. Kennedy won, got his head blown off talking about secret societies and returning money printing to the treasury. The incumbent winner later drafted my ass and sent me to Asia . Ill let you guess which president I hated the worst with every fiber of my being. Hint his initials are LBJ. Frigging cocksucker lol. No matter who is elected it is not possible to hate him worse than that.

Since that time. I have voted Twice. for Ross Perot and I wrote in Ron Paul last election. So none of my prefered candidates has ever been elected in my lifetime. NOT RESPONSIBLE

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 18:08 | 6405660 monad
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Everybody says that before they get punched in the face.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 18:49 | 6405745 kill switch
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He said on Thursday that he would foreign end aide to Isreal! Did you miss that???

 

And without a lot of time passing he will end up sleeping with the fishes..

 

Next in line please step forward... BIBI

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 17:41 | 6405608 theTribster
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Well said, points!

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 17:46 | 6405615 Never One Roach
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China helped us out by taking all the unemployed and giving them jobs ......

 

... oh, wait a sec ...

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 20:25 | 6405895 Cadavre
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@ozzzzo "I have a lot of respect for Ron Paul, but Rand can't get Netanyahoo's dick out of his mouth..."

Judging by ever changing alignment of Randy Rand's head carpet, Netty must be laying some hard english on Ms Randy during their "special time".

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 17:13 | 6405550 snodgrass
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Who are you - George Bush Jr.?

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 17:44 | 6405611 theTribster
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Right...He said something like: "It's nothing but a Goddam piece of paper...", but hey, he was a brilliant guy otherwise...

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 16:39 | 6405468 Chuck Knoblauch
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Because you need a communists's opinion?

Everyone in China like Jackie Chan?

LOLOL.

Another propaganda piece of shit.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 19:02 | 6405771 Max Steel
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Neither ignorant muritards opinion.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 19:07 | 6405781 Winston Churchill
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Seems they know their wombats though.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 16:39 | 6405474 One And Only
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I'd rather have Trump's hair than Hillary's cankles.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 16:55 | 6405504 GMadScientist
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Why choose? Freak.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 20:44 | 6405927 swmnguy
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Cthulhu 2016.  Why choose the lesser evil?

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 11:08 | 6406821 Pure Evil
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Yes, always choose Pure Evil, the brand with consistent evil, no more, no less, just right every time.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 17:09 | 6405539 chunga
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You know Hillrey has got Wasserman working on a campaign ad with Trump on a stick in a cornfield.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 19:03 | 6405772 kill switch
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Megyn Kelly is the perfect ASSHOLE,, ,And her FOX hangout,,, she dosen't like your flag BTW.

 

She is a lying POS

 

The reference to that contestant being on her knees was a load of shit. The contestant e-mailed the news media and told them it was in reference to her begging a team member not to leave the team.

As you can see Megyn Kelly has no journalistic prowess or integrity..

 

chunga,,I like the battle flag..

 

Cheers,

 

the switch

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 16:39 | 6405475 sidiji
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And Donald's claim to fame is what exactly?  Being born rich or managing to piss away his inheritance with multiple bankruptcies?

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 16:41 | 6405480 Chuck Knoblauch
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He looks like he's doing well.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 16:56 | 6405507 GMadScientist
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If he's doing so well, why can't the motherfucker buy a decent rug for that inflated head?

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 18:19 | 6405676 Freddie
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His hair is real.  It is just thin and long.  It is a comb over more than anything else.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 19:47 | 6405833 bigkahuna
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Man, I have never seen anyone lit up on a big stage like Trump was in that debate. He actually fielded it fairly well too IMO. That was impressive. Was it staged? who knows. 

Just wait and see, thats all.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 17:10 | 6405542 BurningFuld
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They don't come big enough?

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 17:43 | 6405600 Excursionist
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"I beat China all the time."

I'd believe that only if there were unassailable evidence of Don having named his dick "China."

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 17:46 | 6405616 theTribster
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Right, the silver spoon is still hanging out of his ass. Without his father the Donald would be working at Walmart - part-time with no benefits - his hair would suffer.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 17:58 | 6405641 Larry Dallas
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Shh. You don't understand corporate law. Go back to doing whatever you do for your W9 wage...

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 16:41 | 6405479 goldhedge
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WW3 is a step closer.

 

Get the popcorn.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 16:42 | 6405481 lasvegaspersona
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Debtors are not winners.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 16:42 | 6405482 Heywood Jahblohmee
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When I saw all the candidates , I thought ''Who opened up the looney bin''?

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 16:42 | 6405483 Heywood Jahblohmee
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When I saw all the candidates , I thought ''Who opened up the looney bin''?

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 18:20 | 6405679 Bunghole
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Look everybody,

It's DoucheBoy2015 using his old nic.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 18:31 | 6405701 Heywood Jahblohmee
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Look everybody, its the Worlds first Asshole baby.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 16:43 | 6405485 NoWayJose
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It's not actually hair - it's thin woven aluminum fibers designed to disguise it's real purpose - to serve as a tinfoil hat that protects him from Chinese mind control!

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 16:56 | 6405511 GMadScientist
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Or an antenna...to receive Chinese mind control.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 20:47 | 6405931 swmnguy
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Something like a Faraday Cage.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 16:50 | 6405493 Battle Beagle
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All the large media outlets hate Donald Trump, that's why I like him. 

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 16:57 | 6405512 GMadScientist
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Most people hate being burned alive, you in for that too?

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 17:17 | 6405557 Battle Beagle
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I enjoy seeing those who support the status quo squirm when their precious media lapdogs are rendered inefective by just one man. 

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 18:50 | 6405748 Herd Redirectio...
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But all he has done is insult people!  Yeah, great.  Those people deserved it, but that doesn't make you a PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE.

Saying the right things is easy, doing the right things... Will get you killed.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 20:30 | 6405902 Paveway IV
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The U.S. is no longer a constitutional democratic republic - it's a corrupt, psychopathic polyarchy. The vote is meaningless and the role of the president is useless. Anyone that says different is your enemy.

In any case, Donald Trump is THE MOST ENTERTAINING PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE, bar none. If I am forced to watch this mindless Kabuki theater for the next year, then by God at least entertain me a little bit. Trump get's my American Idol vote - and he's just getting warmed up. This is going to be delightful!

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 11:47 | 6406913 adeptish
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Yes, trump is the quintessential "loose cannon".

Another great comment, Paveway.

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 20:11 | 6408181 monad
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The purpose of the vote is to fraudulently claim legitimacy in the commission of state crimes. Corner your senator on any illegal issues they are involved in and they will tell you they "have a mandate".

Tell them its still illegal. Their expressions are worth a thousand words... pick any of them.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 16:52 | 6405499 gwar5
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Was that a picture of Jackie Chan? People with straight pubic hair don't get to comment on other's hair.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 17:02 | 6405521 MsCreant
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Why do you think it is straight?

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 17:15 | 6405553 TeamDepends
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Can you imagine the confusion if you had straight pubic hair and homo head hair?

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 17:49 | 6405625 Skateboarder
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You just haven't been given enough awareness and tolerance to Transpubic people.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 18:42 | 6405721 TeamDepends
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Actually, we identify as transpubic. And pirate.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 20:50 | 6405932 swmnguy
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Dear Lord, I hope you're not "Pubic Questioning."  That would be awkward in certain social situations.

Yarrrgghhh.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 16:56 | 6405508 ChooChoo
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Its clearly Tramp Vs Hilarry! 
And honestly... id take the jackass tramp anytime rather than the psychotic hillary when i first saw the we came we saw he died quote i actually got cold of fear!
She clearly has no reality checks inside her whatsoever! a WWIII with her is a given fact!
The enemy would be a simple detail xD  

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 16:58 | 6405513 GMadScientist
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But Trump is what? Well-grounded?

You people deserve the government you get.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 21:10 | 6405969 kill switch
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Chris Mathews get's blown away..

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbDqWZMOROE

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 11:14 | 6406831 Pure Evil
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Fiorina, isn't she the bitch that shipped all the HP jobs overseas?

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 16:56 | 6405509 Itch
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People get the politicians they deserve, and even though America is bat shit at the minute, you still don't deserve this man, he will create mayhem...if you thought it was bad now, elect this edjit and watch your country become a laughing stock overnight. You need youth in power, not wrinkly and bitter old bastards.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 18:52 | 6405755 Hyjinx
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You mean "youth" like Obama?  Moron.

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 06:47 | 6406538 squid
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So its not a laughing stock now?

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 16:58 | 6405515 Clowns on Acid
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Trump has weird hair but Jack Ma's face gets smaller every day.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 17:03 | 6405523 GMadScientist
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Who better than Trump to finish handing over America into DIP financing? He knows a lot about that.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 17:04 | 6405526 Heywood Jahblohmee
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What I find particularly amusing is to see the KIKE KUM dribbling off all the candidates chins.

Thats on both the Dems and Repubs side.

Even Trump

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 18:00 | 6405644 theTribster
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Soooo true. Its disgusting the way they ALL fall all over themselves to endorse and speak highly of Israel - the biggest terrorist country in the world with a two-bit punk leader. I hate Obama (and almost all other politicians) but Bibi is a fucking evil man (well, so is Obama but he is our evil man) that wants nothing more than war all around him. I'd love nothing more than a President say: "We can no longer endorse Israel's stance and actions against Palestine, we will therefore no longer supply them with weapons, manpower or money, instead this will now be directed to the Palestinians until the Jews pull out of ALL disputed lands and release ALL Palestinian prisoners. At the same time have the DoJ go after Bibi for war crimes (may as well go after Bush and Obama too) 

Heads would explode in this country, especially the political class (and bankers and hollywood and etc)....

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 17:07 | 6405528 TheEndIsNear
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In other news,

Russia's Pivot to Saudi Arabia Could be More Valuable Than China

"Against the backdrop of the contentious agreement between Iran and the permanent members of the UN Security Council plus Germany (the P5+1), the signing of a deal between Russia and Saudi Arabia under which Riyadh will invest $10 billion in the Russian economy was overlooked. But this agreement speaks of a major reversal in Russian policy, perhaps no less important than the much talked about pivot toward China."

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 17:08 | 6405532 Heywood Jahblohmee
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Business is Business.  Russia seems to be coming more business savvy everyday

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 17:08 | 6405533 Heywood Jahblohmee
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Business is Business.  Russia seems to be coming more business savvy everyday

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 17:08 | 6405534 Heywood Jahblohmee
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Business is Business.  Russia seems to be coming more business savvy everyday

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 18:02 | 6405648 theTribster
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Fix your browser or app or whatever is posting mutliple times....

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 17:13 | 6405549 Mamzer Ben Zonah
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I hear that Trump is out for blood ...

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 17:14 | 6405552 Heywood Jahblohmee
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I took a few screen shots over the past few days of comments by people of the potential candidates.

Will put them in slide show to show a year from now.

My guess would be ''Trump who''?

I guess its pretty good kabuki theatre.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 17:19 | 6405559 Heywood Jahblohmee
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 I would seriously like to see a candidate with an IQ above room temp.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 17:22 | 6405565 Heywood Jahblohmee
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So who is the President of the USA, Bibi Netanyahu, favouring now?   Will the next debate be at the Wailing Wal?

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 17:33 | 6405567 monad
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Trump Socialism: Get your ass in gear, STEMs!

Student: But I can make just as much and have more time to fuck off standing around in Walmart. I'm only in school to crush yt, mijo puta.

Kissinger Socialism since '71: PRINT MOAR!

Clinton Socialism since '76: Kissinger + Destructive fine enforced quotas, everywhere. Death by lawyer, mom and pops. Must.Kill.Internet.

Bush Socialism since '82: Trump + Clinton. Look, kittens! BOMB THEM!

Obama Socialism: Bush + Destructive fines if you don't pay as much taxes as Moochy and Lois and Bibi and Janet think you should, based on your age, race, zip code, civic activities, voting history, car, credit history and those of your socnet friends.

TPP: A committee of 1%ers from all over the world who all hate your guts will replace Moochy and Lois and Bibi and Janet.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 17:31 | 6405580 Heywood Jahblohmee
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Bush the Chimp IQ of 40 .

Obomber the Mulatto Monkey  IQ of 50

Looks like the next President might make it to room temp.   but still very iffy considering that the average in the USA is 45

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 22:22 | 6406067 rejected
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lol....

Damn,,, Can't argue that...

 

 

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 11:20 | 6406844 Pure Evil
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Wow, that dude is being extremely generous with the Standard Deviations regarding IQs of Mericans.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 17:34 | 6405590 Urban Redneck
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WTF is it with Chinamen and their inability or unwillingness to use original thought and instead resort to intellectual property theft?

The Silk Road Fund has been around for a couple decades, and wound up in Richard Li's conglomerate when AIG went tits up. 

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 18:13 | 6405666 piratepiet2
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US also has a history of copying British and German technology.  

I once read on a German blog that the aftermath of WW2 saw the biggest "Patentraub" in history, not sure if that is accurate.   

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 18:25 | 6405681 Heywood Jahblohmee
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Lots of Americans think they nvented the car and jet engine. 

Not to mention they think America invented the World Wide Web.  

Wrong on all counts

Ask any American where the first official website was and I bet you get ..USA.   WRONG again.

It was Cern, Switzerland.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 18:44 | 6405725 foxmuldar
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Al Gore invented the internet. Haha!  He also invented Global warming. 

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 18:46 | 6405736 Heywood Jahblohmee
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Tim Berners-Lee invented the WWW.  

Germans invented the automobile and rocket engines

British invented the Jet Engine.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 19:02 | 6405764 piratepiet2
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The official terminology now is "climate change", dude.

Change you can believe in.  (but can not feel ?) 

 

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 00:01 | 6406221 Ginsengbull
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Lots of Dutch think wooden shoes protect their feet.

 

Wrong

 

Euro Community forbids them to be worn as safety equipment.

 

Wood does not provide consistent strength to prevent injuries.

 

In other words, who gives a flying freak?

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 17:36 | 6405596 Heywood Jahblohmee
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Question for candidates at next debate

''Can you name the 3 branches of govt''?

They all laugh and answer.  Sure

House of Representatives,  Senators and AIPAC.

 

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Wrong, ladies and gentlemen,

In fact only one in 10 can name the 3 branches of govt  

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 17:38 | 6405602 Heywood Jahblohmee
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Answer :

The legislative, judicial and executive

 

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 17:47 | 6405617 Skateboarder
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That's oldskool. Newskool is Executive, Executive, and Executive. Same spigot, different buckets.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 18:05 | 6405655 Heywood Jahblohmee
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That was one of the questions on the US citizenship exam back in 1962 when I  took it.

Renounced last year went back to the old country.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 18:40 | 6405718 Ginsengbull
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There is no old country.

 

It is now property of USA.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 18:44 | 6405728 Heywood Jahblohmee
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IN your dreams Ameritrash fucktard.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 22:41 | 6406108 BrokusDickusMaximus
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All your dreams are belong to us.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 18:24 | 6405684 Bunghole
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Dutch wanker posing as an American patriot.

Funny that.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 18:28 | 6405694 Heywood Jahblohmee
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Hey fucktard, I am Ex American and that question was on my citizenshiip exam in 1962.

You can go fuck yourself,, retard.

I bet you didn't know the answer.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 18:56 | 6405762 falconflight
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Don't mean to be a spelling nazi, but I think the nationality is spelled Douche.  

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 18:42 | 6405720 foxmuldar
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Obama thinks he can control all three branches. Come to think of it he is doing a good job thanks to the legislative branch that has no balls to stop his executive orders and the Judicial branch who's controlled by a majority of socialists.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 17:47 | 6405619 MASTER OF UNIVERSE
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Trump is anathema to everything the Chinese people believe in. Trump will never be in the running for the presidency in the last stretch. Trump is a turncoat wannabe Janus faced punk when all is said and done.

 

Trump can't tie his shoes let alone run a country like the Land of the Indentured into Servitude, and the Home of the Slave.

 

Up yours, Jeb.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 17:50 | 6405626 Never One Roach
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If Dens run Hitlery and the Rep Jeb Bush, I hope they both lose.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 17:59 | 6405643 PacOps
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"the Communist party, published an article titled:  “The theme of Trump’s speech for running for president: I am really very rich.”"

And who in the upper political chinese food chain is not?

Granted they offed a few who got a bit greedy but it may be giving them pause that he might be impervious to being bought.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 18:11 | 6405662 Heywood Jahblohmee
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5 questions at next debate for Killary

1. How much did it cost you to have Vince Foster suicided??

2. Please divulge who Chelseas' real father is.

3. Explain in detail why you called President Putin,  the new Hitler.

4. Explain everything you know about Ben-Ghazi.

5 Was the cocaine running out of Mena, Arkansas enough to finance Bill's election??

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 18:37 | 6405709 Bobportlandor
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How did you turn 1,000 into 100,000 in cattle futures

How did the FBI Files end up in the white house.

Why was Ron Brown Secretary of Commerce Killed

How come 88 others around you have died.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 18:38 | 6405715 Heywood Jahblohmee
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Zing

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 18:40 | 6405717 Heywood Jahblohmee
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88 died because they got a whiff of my wretched smelly cunt  . They came , They smelled, they died.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 18:19 | 6405675 Heywood Jahblohmee
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Trump will be the new Herman Cain.

Come back in a year and see for yourself.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 18:27 | 6405692 CHC
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I saw a drunken Chinaman once - man you should have heard him - you think they sound funny when sober!! Bwahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 18:34 | 6405707 Heywood Jahblohmee
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I saw a drunk Americunt about a million times.   Seeing them waddle around is hilarious and then try to get into a car to drive. Real smart people.  

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 18:37 | 6405711 Ginsengbull
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It's not unsafe to drive drunk...

 

as long as there are no chinese driving on the same roads.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 18:43 | 6405722 Heywood Jahblohmee
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Americunt logic.  amazing   

Hope you try it here so we can lock you up for a long time.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 18:44 | 6405724 Ginsengbull
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The only thing you lock up is your lips around Chechen penisses.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 18:46 | 6405731 bunnyswanson
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Take a fucking vacation.  You are annoying beyond description.  Oh the boys of this world, shaving their dicks, spending hours styling their hair, looking good while the house burns down.  I don't know where you are, but there isn't a man on the planet that isn't hanging onto what little is left for the common man, that being his dick.

Your shit is boring and with regard to the Chinese and Donald's hair.  His hair.  So   fucking   what.  Do you want him to be bald.  What exactly would you like for this man to do with his hair that would stop the focus?  China - The hammer is in mid air as it has always been, but the neon lights and cash you are paid from the jobs we once had is a pleasant diversion from the fact China is a hell hole of tyranny and corruption.  Nothing can change that.  Good fucking luck!

Tylers control this asshole.  Many of us come to ZH to read the insightful comments.  This adolescent bullshit is an insult to your page.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 18:49 | 6405746 Heywood Jahblohmee
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I didn't mention anything about his hair.   I was replying to the idiot and his idiotic Chinaman comment.

Go tell it to your Gestapo or just fuck off,  preferably the latter.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 19:26 | 6405804 bunnyswanson
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Me? fuck off?  I am not shitting all over the thread asshole,  You are.  Get lost.  You add nothing animosity.  What is your fucking point?  HATE AMERICA?  Okay, we get it.  And WE   DO  NOT  CARE.  I've been to enough countries to know there is nothing different from America than any other nation, but the MEDIA run by the Great Provocateurs of Our World, bait the news with enough ridiculous information to conjure up resentment and it required buying all media outlets to get their message across.  Propaganda that is dangerously deadly was seen in Germany.  I know what I see and I see the same fuckign thing here.  Americans are POLISH, GERMAN, ENGLISH, SCOTTISH, SCANDONAVIAN, CHINESE, JAPANESE, FILIPINO.  They just got here first. 

Trickle down motherfucker, trickle down those hairless tiny balls of yours and disappear.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 19:08 | 6405783 piratepiet2
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are you related to DutchBoy2015 ?

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 20:02 | 6405858 SmedleyButlersGhost
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I'm pretty sure that the rule is if you use 'Americunt' You have to use 'Joos' or name your favorite soccer team

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 18:43 | 6405723 Ginsengbull
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Putin envies Donald, because he has hair.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 19:05 | 6405778 Supernova Born
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They'd get along like Gorby and Reagan.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 19:29 | 6405808 Atomizer
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I wonder what the Chinese think about Linsey Graham standing on a booster seat? 

http://www.ihatethemedia.com/lindsey-graham-got-a-boost-at-the-debate

 

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 20:40 | 6405919 Caleb Abell
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 "Linsey Graham"

 

I'm usually not picky about spelling, but you should at least spell someone's name correctly: it's "Linda Graham."

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 21:08 | 6405964 Clowns on Acid
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His full name is Lindsay Mary Graham.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 23:23 | 6406188 Atomizer
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My mistake. I really wanted to call him miget graham. Dictionary is still evolving from last 2015 Christmas. Didn't catch it. It took two years to perfect my BlackBerry Z10. My writing style is not consistent. The Passport will get better over time, plus I need to slowdown typing and proofread. ;)

The physical keyboard is awesome. 

 

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 05:23 | 6406485 Heywood Jahblohmee
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Linseed Graham (crackers)

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 19:39 | 6405817 thatsnotmyname
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The politicians have traded military technology in exchange for campaign donations from China.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 19:52 | 6405846 I Write Code
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I'd guess the average Chinese probably thinks Trump is an average American.  And the Chinese leaders sort of fear that he'd be a tougher competitor for them than Obama, but that maybe Trump would make more sense than Obama, too.  Hey China let me explain Trump for ya:  he eats with *three* chopsticks.  You're welcome.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 20:05 | 6405861 Yen Cross
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 Here's a good article.

  Australia Gets Tough on Foreign Home Buyers - WSJ

 The reason I'm posting this article is because Trump could give "2<+->shits" less what the Chinese think about him buying their vacant 'ghost cities'.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 20:37 | 6405912 Caleb Abell
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"Donald Trump has blamed China for stealing American jobs ..."

Of course, those naughty chinese stole all the jobs.  It's all their fault.

 

It couldn't possibly have been white american businessmen in $5000 suits who thought they could pocket more money by throwing US workers into the gutter and replacing them with $1 a day asian workers.  They would never do that because they are patriots.

 


Sat, 08/08/2015 - 20:40 | 6405918 Yen Cross
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Load questions much?

 Where were those suits manufactured?

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 20:46 | 6405925 Yen Cross
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DUP.

 The mainland opened the equity markets through the Hong Kong exchanges.

 

 

 

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 10:52 | 6406793 Brutlstrudl
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My Dad was on his deathbed watching news coverage of NAFTA being passed. Both partiies were shaking hands across the isle and he said,
" There is a crime being committed"

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 20:49 | 6405933 Pipetex
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His haircut is deceiving, it is in fact a teleprompter cloacking device.

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 21:03 | 6405954 fowlerja
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I guess Donald did not get enough attention when he was growing up...and he is just trying to makeup for lost ground..

Sun, 08/09/2015 - 00:47 | 6406272 GRDguy
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They should have asked Trump:

And what do you benefit if you gain the whole world but lose your own soul?

Sociopaths can't answer this, and I'm not even a bible thumper. Just ordinary common sense, which however is quite rare these days. In fact there's a book: "Death of Common Sense."

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