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If You Are A Chinese TV Host, Do NOT Call Mao Zedong An "Old Son Of A Bitch"

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When China’s equity bubble burst and the SHCOMP tumbled unceremoniously back to earth on the back of a harrowing unwind in the half dozen or so backdoor margin lending channels that had served to pump CNY1 trillion into an already inflated stock market, Beijing went looking for scapegoats. The ensuing crackdown on "malicious" sellers and "hostile foreigners" as well as a directive to reporters to avoid using certain phrases such as "rescue the market" served as poignant reminders to the world that although China is indeed making small steps towards liberalizing its markets, outcomes deemed undesirable by the Politburo will be "corrected" - and right quick. 

Similarly, when a viral documentary about the country’s pollution problem began making the rounds back in March, the government moved quickly to suppress discussion as FT reported that "propaganda authorities directed news outlets not to publish stories about Under the Dome, the emotional first-person documentary by a former state television anchor."

Given the above, and given everything we know about China’s propensity for censorship in all its forms, you can imagine that one thing you would not want to do in China if you were, say, "one of the most recognizable faces" on a state-run television station, is call Mao Zedong "an old son of a bitch," but that’s exactly what Bi Fujian did back in April, and now Beijing’s media watchdog has "recommended" that Bi be "severely punished." Here’s more from The Guardian:

One of China’s best known television presenters is to face "severe punishment" after being caught on camera referring to his country’s Great Helmsman, Mao Zedong, as an "old son of a bitch".

 

As the host of “Star Boulevard” - a Britain’s Got Talent style variety show - Bi Fujian was one of the most recognisable faces on state broadcaster CCTV. 

 

The 56-year-old had worked for the channel since 1989.

 

However, Bi’s future at the channel was cast into doubt in April after he was filmed at a private dinner mocking Chairman Mao, who founded the People’s Republic of China in 1949 and ran it until his death in 1976.

 

The video – which has been viewed more than 480,000 times on Youtube – shows Bi entertaining fellow diners with a rendition of a song from a Cultural Revolution era opera called Taking Tiger Mountain by Strategy.

 

The television host peppers his table-side performance with a series of sarcastic asides about Mao, including: "Don’t mention that old son of a bitch – he tormented us!"


While Bi and his dinner guests may have gotten a good laugh out of what looks to be a generally good natured joke, it’s "that old son of a bitch" that will likely have the posthumous last laugh, because the State Administration of Press, Publication, Radio, Film and Television has deemed Bi’s behavior "a serious violation of political discipline" for which there is "zero tolerance." Here’s The Guardian again: 

News of Bi’s punishment was splashed onto the front pages of many Chinese websites on Sunday with readers weighing in on the episode with thousands of comments.

 

"It is really pathetic and disgusting that after all these decades Mao is still a taboo," wrote one. Another commented: "Bi should be seriously punished and expelled from the party for insulting Chairman Mao."

And even though Bi has already said he feels "extremely pained" about his behavior, we suspect, based on the State Administration’s comments on Monday, that the "pain" may just begun.

 

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Mon, 08/10/2015 - 20:54 | 6412243 Miffed Microbio...
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Poor man. The words I would have used would have secured a public execution.

Miffed

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 20:59 | 6412263 snodgrass
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How about mass murderer. How about totalitarian son of a bitch. How about loser.

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 21:10 | 6412286 DC Exile
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He shall be severely punished. And those captured in the video laughing at his repugnant remarks shall be summarily executed.

Seriously though, I wonder how Megyn Kelly would interrorgate the poor guy for this perceived offense?

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 21:11 | 6412293 Pinto Currency
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At least 40 million killed under Mao:

http://necrometrics.com/20c5m.htm#Mao

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 21:24 | 6412319 Publicus
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The equivalent would land you in indefinite detention without charge in the good old USA. In China they only fire you.

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 22:32 | 6412521 mc225
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you'll know china hasn't really 'turned a corner' until mao pictures are taken off of their currency; ideally, replaced by shu qi or someone like that...

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 00:29 | 6412768 strannick
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L-MAO

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 02:32 | 6412889 Bunga Bunga
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State terrorist at work.

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 21:12 | 6412294 TeamDepends
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Now that China's flirtation with capitalism is turning sour, expect the old commie hard line to come out. Which is bad news for Chinese citizenism with a sense of humor.

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 21:33 | 6412348 Implied Violins
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Yup. And here, the BRICS nations are supposed to be such paragons of virtue...but if that were true, then why are so many of their peoples still basically living in serfdom? This applies to all the BRICS nations, where their standards of living are still far less than those of us here in the west - at the moment. I do need to clarify.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 08:36 | 6413229 The Wizard
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And here, the BRICS nations are supposed to be such paragons of virtue.

The BRICS are upset because a bunch of corrupt banksters and their operatives took over the international monetary system. They want an equal seat in the corrupt fiat derivative laden system. Trying to play the corrupt game on their own is giving blowback.

America is being molded into their form of centralized government control. What do the BRICS think about implementing a Bill of Rights into their government structures in order to manage a decentralization process. I don't think we'll see that anytime soon.

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 20:55 | 6412244 Conax
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Next time I'd try 'dumb old bastard'.  In China and Texas, 'SoB' can cost you an ass whoopin.

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 21:35 | 6412361 Implied Violins
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In Texas, "Son of a Bitch" calls Chuck Norris, "daddy."

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 22:34 | 6412534 mc225
Mon, 08/10/2015 - 20:55 | 6412246 Bollixed
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I had no idea Mao's mom was a bitch. The stuff I learn here...

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 21:14 | 6412247 JustObserving
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Son of a bitch is such a compliment for the greatest mass-murderer in human history:

Mao's Great Leap Forward 'killed 45 million in four years'

Mao Zedong, founder of the People's Republic of China, qualifies as the greatest mass murderer in world history, an expert who had unprecedented access to official Communist Party archives said yesterday.

Speaking at The Independent Woodstock Literary Festival, Frank Dikötter, a Hong Kong-based historian, said he found that during the time that Mao was enforcing the Great Leap Forward in 1958, in an effort to catch up with the economy of the Western world, he was responsible for overseeing "one of the worst catastrophes the world has ever known".

State retribution for tiny thefts, such as stealing a potato, even by a child, would include being tied up and thrown into a pond; parents were forced to bury their children alive or were doused in excrement and urine, others were set alight, or had a nose or ear cut off. One record shows how a man was branded with hot metal. People were forced to work naked in the middle of winter; 80 per cent of all the villagers in one region of a quarter of a million Chinese were banned from the official canteen because they were too old or ill to be effective workers, so were deliberately starved to death.

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/books/news/maos-great-le...

Mao was a sexual predator:

  • Mao “was happiest and most satisfied with several young women simultaneously sharing his bed,” Li writes. “He encouraged his sexual partners to introduce him to others for shared orgies, allegedly in the interest of his longevity and strength.”
  • Mao chose handsome young men as personal attendants, who among other duties were expected to massage his groin nightly to help him fall asleep. “For a while I took such behavior as evidence of a homosexual strain,” Li says, “but later I concluded that it was simply an insatiable appetite for any form of sex.”
  • Mao was a carrier of a parasitic STD but refused treatment, spreading the disease among his partners. He further refused to bathe or clean his genitals, receiving only nightly rubdowns with hot towels. “I wash myself inside the bodies of my women,” he told Li. For what it’s worth, he apparently also never brushed his teeth. This may not sound like a kink to you, but you didn’t have to kiss him.

So, was the great leader a sexual predator? Yeah. Pedophile? No. Virgin deflowerer? Probably on occasion, but there’s little evidence it was a regular thing. These may be fine points, but that’s what we do.

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/3150/was-chairman-mao-a-pedophi...

 

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 21:40 | 6412376 WillyGroper
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Yaley.

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 22:47 | 6412563 TeamDepends
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General Jack D. Ripper: Your commie has no regard for human life. Not even his own.

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 23:05 | 6412605 falconflight
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I signed in just to vote up...Wow, never heard this about Mao, but considering that he's a mass murdering socialist, it's to be expected.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 00:08 | 6412730 joego1
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Sounds like Mohammed's story. A child molesting pervert.

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 20:56 | 6412249 Rektors
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Did I Say Sum Ting Wong?

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 20:58 | 6412261 A Nanny Moose
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Hung So Lo

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 00:34 | 6412777 BidnessMan
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Won Hung Lo

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 20:57 | 6412251 LetThemEatRand
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And this is our biggest trading partner.  Thanks Nixon through Obama.  I need some more TPP for my bunghole.

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 20:57 | 6412258 logicalman
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Honesty will be severely punished.

Governments hate it and they have almost all the guns.

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 21:01 | 6412266 Who was that ma...
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At least he didn't draw a cartoon version of the old son of a bitch.

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 21:32 | 6412346 nmewn
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Some cultures just can't take a joke.

Infidel!!! ;-)

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 08:55 | 6413276 Fun Facts
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Technically speaking....

all males are sons of bitches.

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 21:03 | 6412270 logicalman
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Hitler was demonized for a lot less corpses than Stalin and Mao made both of them look like amateurs at the murder business.

Son of a bitch is a fucking compliment.

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 22:11 | 6412464 lakecity55
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But, comrades, you must break a few eggs to make an omlette.

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 21:11 | 6412291 astoriajoe
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Maybe that guy just watches a lot of old seinfeld episodes.

https://youtu.be/Zhaap42I2sc

https://youtu.be/zTMixF2Iwy4

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 21:15 | 6412302 alexcojones
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How can he be bad? His face is on the money.

(Channeling MDB)

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 21:33 | 6412351 CHC
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I don't speak Chinese but I'll tell you one thing - that bastard sure as hell can't hold a fucking tune.

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 21:48 | 6412399 SgtShaftoe
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Mao was a piece of shit and If I could re-animate the fucker to kill him over and over again just to give him what his victims had when killed, I would.  Fuck that disgusting sloth piece of donkey shit.  He can eat my ass. 

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 22:10 | 6412459 lakecity55
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Bi has a date with a Makarov...soon.

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 22:27 | 6412504 palmereldritch
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Communism being a construct of Banksterism makes Mao their most effective agent to date.

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 23:00 | 6412594 Totentänzerlied
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The best part is, that opinion is shared by 99% of China's elite, just not in public.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 00:03 | 6412719 directaction
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Off with his head!  

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 00:07 | 6412725 numapepi
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Lets face facts. Mao is burning in Hell where he belongs... as are most of his followers.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 00:14 | 6412744 palmereldritch
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We know Hell exists for the 10's of millions of his victims but sadly not necessarily for him. 

That is why justice on this plain is essential to check and prohibit tyrants of his ilk from emerging and proliferating without consequence. Anything after that is just a bonus.

God helps those who help themselves.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 00:24 | 6412757 David Rockefeller
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Friends, I agree with every criticism here put forward.  But, as in the case of Stalin, there is another side to all this.  Throughout most of recorded history, China was the mightiest, most innovative country in the world (exceptions: Ancient Greek Democracy, Italy around the times of Leonardo and Galileo).  But China was not interested in conquests and imperialism, so parts of China were eventualy conquered--first by the English, and then by a host of barbarians, culminating in the most savage conquest of them all, that of Japanese fascists.  How would you feel if untold numbers were tortured, treated as sub-human, and enslaved? How would you feel if your ancestors were forced to become opium addicts?  Income inequality and hunger were also horrible then.  Mao started China on the path of  independence and regained strength.  Was it worth the horrors?  To me, definitely not.  Was it necessary on that scale? No.  But the fear of Western or Japanese conquests was real, and based on historical precedences.  That is why many Chinese are ambivalent about Mao.  You have to understand that side, ignore Western self-serving brainwashing, before evaluating that horrible man.  Why don't we have such denigration in these pages of the Rockefellers and Rothshcilds too, even though they surely brought more misery--and no benefits--to humanity?  Simple:  All commenters here so far are the products of Western brainwashing.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 01:58 | 6412867 Implied Violins
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Almost got me there. You are pretty good. But one thing you can't account for: once Mao met your Rockefeller NWO slave, Kissinger, Nixon decoupled from the gold standard and then signed lucrative trade pacts with China...which, when looked at now, reveals that Chinese fortunes grew at the exact same rate that American inflation - and DEBT - increased.

This wealth transfer was PLANNED, as set up by your toady Kissinger, who promised Mao the world if he would follow NWO plans. And all of this happened after China was very much beyond being conquered militarily.

So why don't you just take your 'brainwashing' rhetoric and SHOVE IT UP YOUR FUCKING ASS.

(sorry, but I've wanted to tear Rockefeller a new one for a very, very long time...don't take it personally)

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 02:54 | 6412906 Joe A
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When Nixon and Mao met, the latter supposedly asked the former "so, how long do you think can we avoid going to war with each other?". Both knew that a rise of China would eventually lead to some form of war. For now that is an internet hacking war and some financial battles here and there but could it turn into a military conflict?

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 07:38 | 6413103 hyperbole2000
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You sound like my exwife, "it is always someone else's fault".

A millenium of Confucuian theocracy enforced by successive Emporers led to China's ineptitude. The theocracy's focus on materialist components of Confucuanism and outight rejections of the idealism components of Confucianism turned them into souless idiot zombies. 

The rejection of the idealism was based on a declaration that it was contaminated by the external influences of Budhism and Taoism. It was actually good old fashioned nationalism (facsism) that undermined their county for a millenium.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 08:05 | 6413148 bunnyswanson
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"many Chinese are ambivalent about Mao" (muted duct tapped and tethered/forbidden to leave their region to starve)

Brzezinski “Truly high-minded people [the elites] are not bound by traditional values of right or wrong.”

FOOD 4 ARMS

The rich stay rich by stealing from the poor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm9dElwadhk

A Warrior's Call

http://www.discoverthenetworks.org/individualProfile.asp?indid=2073

Weak link in the chain is always the servants.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 00:45 | 6412795 benb
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Let's not forget Mao was installed by the C.I.A. Hitler by the City of London and Wall Street.

And, the Mass Murder Award goes to the puppet U.S. government. 100 million dead and still counting due to the SV-40 (Simian cancer virus) spiked polio vaccines given to us for over 30 years. And people are still dying at a rate of 1 1/2 million a year from it.

When questioned whether it was really done by accident the number two man at the Salk Institute wryly smiled and said - "Well, there are too many people."

It's all a joke to them.

 

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 01:47 | 6412862 Implied Violins
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Green arrow. Thanks for that.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 08:50 | 6413260 yellowsub
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Don't let the pro-vaxxers read that.  They're completely safe!

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 01:13 | 6412823 onmail
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You need a hardened man for the hard job

The british tried to win China

by opium intoxication 

They failed 

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China is back on its feet

Its learning fast

It has all that is needed including nukes

China is a super power because of this man

 

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 02:50 | 6412901 Joe A
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Mao was not stupid. He let the nationalists do the bulk of the fighting against the Japanese invaders. When they were exhausted he took over power. Then he killed a bunch (millions) of his fellow countrymen.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 01:35 | 6412849 Blue Horshoe Lo...
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He was also caught using Mao's name while imitating the song from the end of Ferris Bueller:

"Mao, Mao. Chick, chicka, chick...ahhh. Mao, Mao..."

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 02:59 | 6412913 Joe A
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Be carefull with rice wine and video cameras.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 04:03 | 6412945 Casey Stengel
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A very old man from Beijing told me the most significant day in recent Chinese history was the day Mao's son was killed in the Korean war. "If he was still alive we would be just like North Korea. A son who carries on the cult following of his father. We would still be poor and starving."

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 05:45 | 6413005 AChinese
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Who's said 'I hate Amierica' and being hated at? I thought that's like some two months ago.

Free speech has a boundary, it's true in every country.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 06:23 | 6413025 piratepiet2
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Seems to me Moa's biggest sin was making China strong in the face of foreign powers ;-)

 

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 08:20 | 6413190 d edwards
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should have said a dead old sob.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:10 | 6413573 Mat Cauthon
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Insulting a dead mass murderer - 20 year prison sentance

Insulting Muhammad - 1000 lashes and execution

Insulting the first black President - Forever labeled a racist

Insulting George W. Bush with a book about killing him - Praise from hundreds of thousands of liberals, marxists, and progressives

 

 

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