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MARS ROVER SPOTS STRANGE ALIEN WOMAN

 

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Tue, 08/11/2015 - 15:26 | 6415186 HamRove
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She's pretty hot...Does she have a sister on earth?

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 14:40 | 6414956 Son of Captain Nemo
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The Lady is simply looking for a new host as the old one shriveled up and died long ago...

"Is there life on Mars"?!!!

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 13:35 | 6414555 thunderchief
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It's nice to see a planet not touched by mankind. 

The funny thing is we don't understand once this one is ruined..

That's it, all done.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 11:18 | 6413870 the grateful un...
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this is all getting pretty weird, no sooner than rover had landed than there was a history of mars, competing civilizations which were destroyed by a greater alien power which thought the martian civilization was "too noisy". (cautionary tale)  now we see bigfoot hiding behind every rock, true mars has little or no atmosphere, and you can see meteor craters in the picture, so the normal process of erosion doesnt have much effect. its conceivable that pieces of the surface retain their original shape (angular) after they break up, due to geologic processes, but is that strata really sedimentary rock layers? the real question is this, does anything on mars actually move, or is this the US congress? if someone can show me where something is there in frame one and not there or different in frame two, then i can get excited. mars could be the preppers last stand, a place to go when earth gets totally fucked up. to that end we should start testing people now, have you voted in the last ten years? no? you get a window seat

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:54 | 6413767 JailBanksters
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How did they create the Red Arrow, as it could only be seen from space.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 08:01 | 6413141 OneTinTrooper
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Bring us your masses so we can overwhelm the constitutionalists!

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 05:36 | 6413002 russwinter
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Revelation of Method: Demon Goddess Kali Projected on Empire State Building:

http://winteractionables.com/?p=23805

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 13:54 | 6414661 stiler
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she's kinda like Goldman-Squid

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 08:02 | 6413139 Rusty Shorts
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Yeah I always thought that Davis Letterman got a peek behind the curtain when he made a surprise visit to GE building in NY...WTF??

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECz945gq33s

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:58 | 6413792 optimator
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The GE handshake.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 03:06 | 6412916 All is chosen
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Pic taken a moment before the muslim, (default id) woman was hit by a giant red arrow.

Now isn't that just typical of U S military no-expense-spared overkill? A baseball bat would have done the job well enough, and we might have found how important she was before she was dispatched.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 01:34 | 6412846 q99x2
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She looks French

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 07:08 | 6413072 To Hell In A Ha...
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That's it! Back to Freedumb Fries.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 01:14 | 6412826 VegasBob
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And I thought it was going to be a statue of Hitlery.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 08:35 | 6413237 Joe A
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Me too. But if Clinton becomes president perhaps she will have the SOL removed to Mars to be replaced by a statue of herself.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 00:06 | 6412722 MSorciere
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During their inhabitance of Remulak, the French were frequent visitors to Mars.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 00:01 | 6412715 Soul Glow
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So that's where LaGarde has been over the last few months, on Mars.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 11:26 | 6413898 MsCreant
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Orange woman, orange plant, makes sense to me.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 12:57 | 6414334 Baa baa
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Makes the red arrow a nice touch.

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 22:37 | 6412546 yepyep
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If you think they have been to the moon or put anything on marss or are doing anything whatsoever in space and believe all the cgi bullshit they push to us as proof, then i have a bridge to sell you.

 

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 23:23 | 6412646 wisefool
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If you want to be a "made" guy, you just have to do 6 months working on fukishima.

That is the rules. If you don't like it it is obviously above your pay grade.

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 22:34 | 6412531 Reaper
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Liberty is an unallowed perversion of servitude. The State exists as a negation of individual freedom.

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 22:33 | 6412526 steveo77
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its not the norizontal woman I am worried about, its the statue of liberty directly behind her that convinces me our liberty is gone......

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 22:04 | 6412440 Manipuflation
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As far as planets are concerned are we to believe that the .gov was involved in anything that actually worked?  I am talking about that New Horizons satellite/probe spacecraft that seems to work.  A trip to Pluto?  Is that shit real?  I really want to believe it is real but I can't trust a fucking word the .gov says about anything. 

 

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 20:55 | 6412248 Manipuflation
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How much for the whole planet?  It might be a fixer upper planet but I bet we could do it.  For fuck sakes we pretty much have to consider the option these days.

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 20:33 | 6412195 brainlpb
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Everyone knows women aren't from Mars, they are from Venus so you better read up!

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0060574216/scoreadealcom/

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 19:26 | 6411956 silverer
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Check it out close... zoom in.  I think it's Mary Poppins! (The headless version).

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 19:10 | 6411918 Lumberjack
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WB, I'm sorry to spam you with this shit about student loans, but Larry Summers counterparts at DE Shaw are cashing in on this. 

 

 Pay attention to page 7-9. Copy before it disappears

 

http://sdcera.granicus.com/MetaViewer.php?view_id=2&clip_id=478&meta_id=...

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 20:56 | 6412250 HardAssets
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The perfect scam on which they cannot lose.

When it all goes tits up, they'll get paid and it'll be framed as 'help for the students'. The taxpayers will be on the hook for it all.

Just like the Greek 'bailouts' which go to the bond holders who knew it would all crash . . . but not on them.

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 20:36 | 6412198 williambanzai7
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You know someone has to be cashing in on it.

The country has become a free for all for Harvard Soviet shitheads.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 13:50 | 6414634 Lumberjack
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Hillary Clinton cracks down on for-profit colleges after cashing in

 

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/aug/10/hillary-clinton-cracks-d...

 

When Hillary Rodham Clinton, the 2016 presidential candidate, unveiled her college affordability plan on Monday, she sounded every bit the critic of for-profit universities. But Mrs. Clinton, the spouse, benefited to the tune of millions of dollars from that same industry in a business relationship her husband enjoyed as recently as this spring.

Former President Bill Clinton collected more than $16 million from 2010 to 2014 as honorary chancellor of Laureate Education, a for-profit company that runs 80 education institutions around the globe, according to recently released tax returns. Four of its six U.S. colleges were flagged on the Education Department’s list of schools whose access to federal financial aid was being monitored out of concern over financial irresponsibility.

The Clinton Foundation also lists Laureate International Universities as one of its donors, giving $1 million to $5 million during the first half of this year. Mr. Clinton praised the company when he stepped down in late April, less than two weeks after his wife officially entered the presidential race.

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 23:18 | 6412636 Lumberjack
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Bullshit yieldco involving de shaw

See paragraph 3.

http://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1599947/000119312515010671/d82702...

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 19:55 | 6412080 WillyGroper
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Lye Fund.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:27 | 6413647 ersatz007
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probably gonna need an acid fund before this is all over

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 17:36 | 6411566 Infinite QE
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Need to add a USS Liberty next to her. Destroyed by the same entity.

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 19:09 | 6411914 wisefool
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Hate watching the old birds they call on fox, but with this LAST DUST US IN MY COUNTRY, they had a full bird general on a program today. He said (in the the context of ISIS vs. Assad) that "militaries take territory from other people. that is what we do"

Mars=west point. pay our taxes folks. It is only 80,000 pages, if you can't get through that basic test (or willing to spend the time to improve)  you should get nuked from orbit.

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 18:43 | 6411807 MrPalladium
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+1000!!

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 17:27 | 6411540 slaughterer
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Banzai shows how we are totally fucked by  by now.  Thanks Banzai.

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 17:11 | 6411459 Dragon HAwk
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what if one of those things was spotted on every planet we visited.

 

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 18:28 | 6411760 Montani Semper ...
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Well... for starters we would learn that the French were busy spreading statues of ugly women across the solar system. Who knew?

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 13:02 | 6414370 Freddie
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All smoking Gauloises.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 12:02 | 6414058 dontgoforit
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Is that really Jean Lafayette in drag?

 

Just kidding.  I do love America's liberty.  We are still the freest of the free.

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 17:03 | 6411425 PhiBetaZappa
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She blends in like a native.

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 16:39 | 6411315 Kilgore Trout
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Miss Liberty we hardly knew ye.

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 18:55 | 6411855 MsCreant
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Guess she was fired.

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 22:11 | 6412462 monad
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For micro-aggression.

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 16:36 | 6411303 the grateful un...
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calling in an airstrike on her own position

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 19:28 | 6411970 New_Meat
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"VT on me"

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 17:02 | 6411421 wisefool
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"Danger Close. I repeat. Danger Close"

Mon, 08/10/2015 - 11:46 | 6410233 williambanzai7
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