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There's Hope America: Anchor Walks Off Live TV, Refuses To Report On Kardashians

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Is the distracted citizenry beginning to wake up? We can only hope so. Giving hope to Americans everywhere, after covering the usual local news, Orlando-area news anchor John Brown was transitioning into a segment about one of the Kardashian daughters recently naming her new pet rabbit "Bruce," he stood up and walked off set exclaiming, "I am having a good Friday, so I refuse to talk about the Kardashians today, you are on your own, Amy. I can’t do it." As the program’s co-host storms off set, he can be heard off-screen shouting, "I’ve had enough Kardashians. I can’t take any more Kardashian stories on this show." A message many may start to heed...

 

See full clip here...

 

As TheAntiMedia.org reports,

How many people do you know that would agree with the following statement? “I’ve had enough of the Kardashians…I’m sick of this family! (They’re) a non-story!” I believe most of us, including myself, would shout “amen” at the top of their lungs like it’s a Sunday in the South if we heard someone in the media utter those words. Well, get ready to holler.

 

The above exclamations are actually direct quotes spoken by Orlando-area news anchor John Brown during a live broadcast of “Good Day Orlando” on Friday.

 

After covering the usual local news, the show began to transition into a segment about one of the Kardashian daughters recently naming her new pet rabbit “Bruce.” (Just typing that sentence made me want to launch my fist into the computer screen where my pupils are currently fixated. Rest assured, I’m still typing, so I obviously mustered up all of the self-control in my being and refrained.) That’s when Brown interrupted the correspondent reporting the “story” in mid-sentence:

 

“I am having a good Friday, so I refuse to talk about the Kardashians today,” said Brown. “You are on your own, Amy. I can’t do it.”

 

As the program’s co-host storms off set, he can be heard off-screen shouting, “I’ve had enough Kardashians. I can’t take any more Kardashian stories on this show.”

 

After a replacement anchor rushes in to fill the void left on the morning show’s couch, the fed-up Brown — whose microphone stays on despite walking off set — can be heard continuing his rant away from the cameras: “I don’t care about this family. I’m sick of this family. It’s a non-story!”

 

The initial member of the news team that introduced the story agreed with Brown’s sentiments, but continued to talk about the Kardashians anyway.

 

Brown later posted video of his outburst on Facebook, saying, “Sorry I lost my mind a bit, although it was partially in jest!... I did feel better though after I was done though.”

 

All-in-all, I would say Mr. Brown kept his composure and handled the situation better than most people given the task of reading celebrity gossip disguised as news for a living.

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Tue, 08/11/2015 - 08:58 | 6413298 corporatewhore
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reminds me of the movie Network--I'm mad as hell and not going to take it anymore.  Shades of Howard Beale

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:19 | 6413369 J Jason Djfmam
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"I wan't you to throw your television sets out the window".

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:03 | 6413544 SillySalesmanQu...
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"YOU have meddled with the primal forces of nature and YOU WILL ATONE!"

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 08:58 | 6413300 KickIce
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He just wants to talk about Caitlyn.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 08:59 | 6413302 Never One Roach
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Fox apologizes to The Don after seein ghis ratings soar while Fox becomes an obsolete has been.

 

"The network's chairman, Roger Ailes, reached out to Trump directly Monday, assuring him he'll be "treated fairly" by the station, Trump tweeted Monday."

 

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/new-step-in-trumps-feud-with-fox-...

 

... and Hitlery adds her two cents.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:11 | 6413345 saints51
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so they will lie for him if need be. Apparently he has pledged his allegiance.

And I bet the trump supporters will come in droves thinking this is good news yet fail to see how the comment from a network chairman is the issue we all know to be one of the problems in press.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:19 | 6413366 847328_3527
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It's all a big game...have yu watched "House of Cards" on netflix? The bes thing about trump is he is not a career parasite from DC.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:53 | 6413503 saints51
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He is a parasite I am sorry to say. Not a career politician but still from the parasite family. Nobody used loopholes and big government more than he and his father for wealth. If someone has a TV show on a major network I can assure you that individual is not a good guy. I hate to burst your bubble but nobody gets face time on tv without pledging allegiance to their little club.

No I have never seen house of cards. Buddy, I hardly watch anything on tv. I just can't get into tv like I use too. I find it boring and rather read a book.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 11:05 | 6413807 general ambivalent
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Tv has some interesting stories now and then, but they are mainly interesting because of what they say about contemporary ideology and the propaganda behind it. House of Cards is basically preparing citizens for that populist leader. There are a lot of Intelligence undertones with the idea that he is a nihilist leader, ruthless but at least willing to do something, to stand for something. But it's really all just purposeless, ruthless governance for the sake of ruthless governance. Fuck your wife and get fucked over by your wife as she claims the same ruthless struggle for power. It's basically just a story of Hitler if he was an American nihilist and wanted to live with some Kardashian drama.

It's pretty empty really, only good in what it says unintentionially. Reading is much better as it requires active thought, you have to be active the whole time, going through the words and building that world in your mind. And all the better if you can think critically while you read.

I have given up tv and movies before, but I find it is good to check in with certain stories to see how most people think and are influenced by the subtle propaganda. It's still a dangerous trap you can get sucked into, but can also reveal the thoughts of those in control and how they want their subjects to think in coming years.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 12:15 | 6414099 Handful of Dust
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"active thought" makes my head hurt. I'm sorry.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:31 | 6413423 SmallerGovNow2
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fox offers the illusion of fair and balanced but is really the same as all lame stream media in that it furthers the expansion of the central state and nwo...

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:32 | 6413429 Freddie
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ALL of TV and ALL of Hollywood are total shit - watched by retards who like being serfs.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:14 | 6413587 11b40
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Ailes blinked first.  Trump won.  Ailes only survives if he gets ratings.  Trump boycotted Fox for one Sunday, and Ailes caved.  He saw his ratings tank as viewers watched all the other news (?) shows, and tuned Fox out.  Plus, the feedback he was getting from viewers were negative for the station and debate moderators, but positive towards Trump.  Triage was called for, so Ailes picked up the phone with his tail between his legs.  Trump knows what that means.  Ailes has strutted around the stage for years now, pushing & shoving others behind the scenes as he pursues a personal political agenda.  He is an arrogant bully who just ran into another arrogant bully who called him out, kicked sand in his face, and made him apologize for all the world to see.  Fox is a foreign owned criminal organization with worldwide media penetration.  Just look at what happened in England and the way his employees illegally inserted themselves at the highest level of government.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 08:59 | 6413303 Vincent Vega
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I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore. ~Network

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 08:59 | 6413304 Confundido
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"...To almost everybody sympathetic surroundings are necessary to happiness. To the majority, of course, the surroundings in which they happen to find themselves are sympathetic. They imbibe current prejudices in youth, and instinctively adapt themselves to the beliefs and customs which they find in existence around them. But to a large minority which includes practically all who have any intellectual or artistic merit, this attitude of acquiescence is impossible. A person born, let us say, in some small country town finds himself from early youth surrounded by hostility to everything that is necessary for mental excellence. If he wishes to read serious books, other boys despise him, and teachers tell him that such works are unsettling. If he cares for art, his contemporaries think him unmanly, and his elders think him immoral. If he desires any career, however respectable, which has not been common in the circle to which he belongs, he is told that he is setting himself up, and that what was good enough for his father ought to be good enough for him. If he shows any tendency to criticise his parents' religious tenets or political affiliations, he is likely to find himself in serious trouble. For all these reasons, to most young men and young women of exceptional merit adolescence is a time of great unhappiness. To their more ordinary companions it may be a time of gaiety and enjoyment, but for themselves they want something more serious, which they can find neither among their elders nor among their contemporaries in the particular social setting in which chance has caused them to be born.

When such young people go to a university they probably discover congenial souls and enjoy a few years of great happiness. If they are fortunate, they may succeed, on leaving the university, in obtaining some kind of work that gives them still the possibility of choosing congenial companions; an intelligent man who lives in a city as large as London or New York can generally find some congenial set in which it is not necessary to practise any constraint or hypocrisy. But if his work obliges him to live in some smaller place, and more particularly if it necessitates retention of the respect of ordinary people, as is the case, for example, with a doctor or a lawyer, he may find himself throughout his whole life practically compelled to conceal his real tastes and convictions from most of the people that he meets in the course of his day. This is especially true in America because of the vastness of the country."

Bertrand Russell, 1930

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:29 | 6413410 SmallerGovNow2
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while i agree completely with his analysis of the problem, his socialist "solution" no thanks...

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 12:02 | 6414009 Boxed Merlot
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i agree completely with his analysis of the problem…

 

I’m not convinced as to the validity of his analysis of the problem.  He was a privileged kid who evidently saw himself as part of “a large minority which includes practically all who have any intellectual or artistic merit” and who evidently built a life espousing logic and reason while his personal life embracing infidelity and immorality left behind in its wake socially hobbled family members and dutiful lapdogs of his teachings as he lived out his version of being an “agnostic atheist”.

And while his quote: "I think the metaphysics of both Hegel and Marx plain nonsense – Marx´s claim to be 'science' is no more justified than Mary Baker Eddy’s…” is amusing and accurately stated, his solution is equally nonsensical to the human condition.

Logic and reason scream purpose and only the acceptance of a self-existent Creator answers not only the Micro and Macro views of matter, motion and time, but provide the foundation for building the day to day structure of a life well lived in this sphere of time as He prepares us for our own "house not made with hands, eternal in the heavens...".

Jmo.  

 

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:15 | 6413601 StychoKiller
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I've been told that one crab in a bucket is able to haul itself out and try to make for safety, whereas if there's more than one crab, the others will grab the escapee and drag him back into the bucket.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:28 | 6413655 r101958
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Confudido- "A person born, let us say, in some small country town finds himself from early youth surrounded by hostility to everything that is necessary for mental excellence. If he wishes to read serious books, other boys despise him".

Is Harlem a small country town? /sarc

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:45 | 6413725 Crocodile
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If you love the Lord Jesus for what He has accomplished, that which you could never...then you are ridiculed and your Lord is mocked and often your brothers and sisters are murdered.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:00 | 6413311 Dr. Engali
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We can't be having that kind of behavior. Clearly this man must be destroyed.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:08 | 6413335 Karlus
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You can bet that will happen. Besides, he is a white male and surely we can find someone a bit more diverse to replace him, no? Perhaps a Anderson Cooper clone? Witty gay guy with big glasses should fit the bill nicely.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:03 | 6413554 large_wooden_badger
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That would be so 2008. No, only a sensible black man will do.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:42 | 6413709 Crocodile
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Nope; a transgender male turned female of color with a baritone voice so all will know and feel empathy for those who sound like Bruce.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 11:13 | 6413851 large_wooden_badger
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If you can't agree to a sensible black man than you must be raciss

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:00 | 6413313 Batman11
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Just as they were planning to give each of Kim Kardashian's buttocks their own reality TV series.

This couldn't have happened at a worse time.

 

 

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:00 | 6413314 Anglo Hondo
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I can't stand it any longer either.   And as for that Cait thing "I just wanna tell MY story" crap.  I just wanna throw up when I hear it.

 

At least what is left of the family television set can be immediately consigned to history (and the trash pile).

I'm done with TV forever.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:07 | 6413332 DeadFred
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Three years ahead of you. All my news comes from ZeroHedge, fair and balanced.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:56 | 6413477 Arthur Schopenhauer
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ZH, fair and balanced, where Donald Trump is the entire world's hero.

 

Come to think of it, the viewership that idolized the Kardashians are thinking they are old hat and now they want to know everything about Donald Trump instead.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:40 | 6413696 Crocodile
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Politics use to be a bit entertaining and has lost all of that; Trump has brought back some entertainment value.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 13:19 | 6414475 Blythes Master
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I'm done with TV forever.

I did that 4 1/2 years ago.

Every February, I buy an ozzy of gold with the fiat that I have saved from the clutches of comcastdirectvdishdouchnetwork.

FuckTV and go out and live your own life and be wealthier.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:05 | 6413324 e_goldstein
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His name was John Brown.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:50 | 6413489 large_wooden_badger
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"was"

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:05 | 6413325 44_shooter
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shtick
SHtik/
nouninformal
noun: schtick
a gimmick, comic routine, style of performance, etc., associated with a particular person.
"there are many great comics who have based their stand-up shtick on observational comedy"
a person's special talent, interest, or area of activity.
"movies about ordinary women who do extraordinary things—that's my shtick"

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:06 | 6413326 wisefool
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The US government sends the IRS out to collect money, under the authority of an 80,000 page tax code. Every single person alive (US citizen or not) is guilty of something.

But it is okay, because they spend the revenue on important things. For example they spent 200 Million federal tax dollars on the investigation of bill clintoons (POTUS) affair with a 22 year old college intern and his employee. They spent 20 Million investigating 9/11. That event sparked a 6 trillion dollar war, and were the only 3 steel and glass buildings in the history of the universe to collapse from fire.

The point? sex sells better than boring science stuff. And if you don't like it "Vee Haf Our Vays" (nazi accent)

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:06 | 6413327 shovelhead
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Who cares about how many stories they do on Kardashians?

I don't watch that shit and I give exactly zero fucks about anyone who does.

Guy just ran over his shit eating limit line at work. Happens to the best of us.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:27 | 6413398 azusgm
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People who watch that trash are allowed to vote. Their votes count as much as ours. While they are anesthetizing their brains, we should be deciding who gets to run in all the primaries, especially the local primaries.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:37 | 6413688 Crocodile
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What do you vote for; party A or Party A?

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 11:07 | 6413831 azusgm
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Lately I've been focusing on the nonpartisan local elections. Have tried to find some decent potential candidates and encourage them to run.

You have to make your own luck if you want a tolerable (did not say, "tolerant") community in which to live.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 11:14 | 6413854 Crocodile
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I mind my own business and am available to anyone who is interested in the one thing in life that matters most; salvation.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:08 | 6413336 gaoptimize
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To the 42 million KK Facebook friends: I walked off your set a few years ago.  Identify yourself as one and you've said all I need to know.  You are invisible to me and a tragic loss.  I envy this anchor for being able to act out this decision on TV.  I bet their ratings soar with the kind of people that spend money on local advertisers.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:09 | 6413339 lunaticfringe
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Kill your television.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:10 | 6413343 Bitcoin Meiser
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This is exactly how fictional news anchors act during the zombie apocalypse.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:12 | 6413347 Agent P
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Give that man a medal. 

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:13 | 6413352 orangegeek
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Cut our cable 4 years ago.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:14 | 6413353 rwe2late
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 The station will doubtless have to issue a formal apology

to the Kardashians and Bruce.

The news anchor is obviously suffering from personal problems

unrelated to his job,

and will have to be relieved of his duties while he seeks treatment.

As regrettable as the unwarranted outburst was,

the commitment of the station to deliver needed news to the viewers must not waver.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:15 | 6413354 silverer
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Usually it's a mistake to trump up a living person as a hero.  Because there's always time to screw up.  But in this case...

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:16 | 6413357 VW Nerd
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Hooray for this guy.  Today's journalism is nothing but bubble gum for the brain.  Designed to weaken the mind.  Most the time, they can't even get the local weather right.  Just speaking for myself, I've had enough of trans-Jenner, Kardashians, Miley stunting for attention, etc.  Don't care one bit about any of them.  Even cable TV is 80% commercials and reruns.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:18 | 6413365 DanDaley
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Panem et circenses.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:47 | 6413478 large_wooden_badger
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"Let them eat Kate."

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:19 | 6413370 Who was that ma...
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Three and a half BILLION years of evolution of life on earth and it has come to THIS?  The Kardashian's rabbit?  We have failed.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:33 | 6413434 azusgm
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Who are the agents for the Kardashians, the Jenners, and Ellen Degenerate? How do they get so much air time for this drivle? TV has become a river of sewage.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:16 | 6413604 J Jason Djfmam
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Sometimes it's easier to believe we've only been here on earth for 6000 years.

Makes the "stupid" state of humanity easier to live with.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:34 | 6413675 Crocodile
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It is 6000 years and we only see the reflection of our sin natures except the good we see in man is the reflection of our Creator..  Who would believe anything a person who spent summers killing birds with hammers to the head and torturing puppies and other animals for fun?  Who would believe anything a person who sailed on the SS Beagle in hopes he might see cannibals to shoot for sport?  Answer: Charles Darwin.  I think I believe God since He was actually there and actually did the work.  Logically, no one can know how the universe was created except the one who created it and passed on the information..he did both.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 11:15 | 6413858 J Jason Djfmam
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Were you there?

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 13:29 | 6414532 Who was that ma...
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Actually, the world and everything in it was created by me just yesterday.  If I get bored with it tomorrow, I'll just make it all go away.  Can you prove me wrong?  Nope.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:22 | 6413382 Gab Timov
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Science experiment: Feed hundreds of millions of people fake gossipy news for several decades. See what happens.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:29 | 6413401 Calculus99
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"Is the distracted citizenry beginning to wake up?"

Nope, and I predict it won't be long before you hear one of the news shows announce something like -

"Unconfirmed reports coming in that (someone like) David Beckham has woken up. We'll keep you informed on this but must state again that it's so far unconfirmed because he could be still asleep, we just don't know at the moment."

The above can't be far away when they're now reporting on some celeb's name for their pet rabbit.

In other news, some smoke was spotted coming from Rome's way....

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:19 | 6413611 StychoKiller
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Wow, sounds somewhat like "The Truman Show"

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:28 | 6413405 Mike Honcho
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I dont hear about them unless Tyler brings it up....yes that is a complaint.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:31 | 6413424 Stormtrooper
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The Kardashians are actually closet preppers. "Bruce" is actually one of their "meat" rabbits that they have laid up in readiness for the coming crash. Actually a pretty smart group.

/sarc

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:31 | 6413426 BeaverCream
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Hope for america?  The radio station person works for RUMBA...yes RUMBA 100.3.  Might as well be Mexico.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:38 | 6413432 Panic Mode
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Who/What the fuck is Kardashians? My 1:48 of life is bloody wasted.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:39 | 6413448 Towgunner
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I loved this, but having to watch and listen to the other anchors, particularly the female ones, reaction was like eating glass. The guy that walked off was so right. I'm sorry, for the few good women out there that agree with this I advocate for your voting rights but I think we should reconsider feminism and women's place in society. Yes, that might even mean revoking the privilege of voting. This is what the "news" has come too, fluffy bunnies and naming them after your tranny dad. 

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:28 | 6413654 Crocodile
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Trump really blew a good opportunity with Megan Kelly.  All Trump had to say was "Megan, you are the type that perpetrates the war on women because if you looked like Rosie, then you would not be here to ask any questions and you know that."

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:40 | 6413450 Evil Franklin
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I thought Cardasians were the bad guys on Star Trek.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:41 | 6413452 Ex Cathedra
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The same lobotomized douche-fucks who think the Kardashians are real news also think the Tea Party is sane.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:52 | 6413495 large_wooden_badger
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No, the lobotomized douche-fucks voted for Obama.

Twice.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:25 | 6413632 Crocodile
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I pronounce anathema on you for the latter part of your comment.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:41 | 6413456 Jethro
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I stopped watching tv, cold turkey for about 3 years. When I moved back out to the country, I got satellite for my kids. I've found that I just can't sit still and watch garbage anymore. There is literally nothing on tv that will hold my interest. If my kids aren't home, the tv doesn't get turned on.

What's worse is trying to hold a conversation with anybody that doesn't revolve around some stupid tv show.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:45 | 6413471 22winmag
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I finally ditched NFL football.

 

Too much rah rah military and DHS crap.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:22 | 6413623 G.O.O.D
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Hike! Hand off up the middle for a gain of 3 yards. Commercial. Replay. 2 more commercials, OH red flag, 4 commercials, Replay of throwing red flag, 5 commercials. Time out called on the field. Break for 3 commercials. Some faggoty country singer singing about his Ford Truck. And we wonder why it takes 3.5 hours to play two 30 minute haves? Football and I parted ways long ago.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:39 | 6413685 slyder wood
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There is an average of 11 minutes of "play/action" in an entire NFL game. Hockey is the only game I ever watch, used to play....

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:24 | 6413628 Crocodile
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All the professional sports have gone toward corporate profits and away from the fan base and the latest casualty is NASCAR; I guess by necessity.  My son and I use to look forward to "race-day"; now I can't even tell you who is who, the advertising "sex sells" has now perverted the sport.  The NFL and Basketball went down that road a long time ago.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:33 | 6413673 G.O.O.D
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The only pro sport to watch imo is hockey. Real men bleeding. How many baseball players take 10 stitches over the eye and returns to the game? When did it become a rule in baseball that if you fall down in the out field you have to stay down until the ambulance arrives?

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 12:21 | 6414147 Bunghole
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I'm not defending soccer, but at least it only goes to commercial break every 45 minutes.

I despise teevee.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:20 | 6413608 Crocodile
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My spouse watches a few show, but when the narrative, I mean news, comes on; I have a very strong urge to pick up the TV and throw it over the hillside.  I end up narrating the lies or non-news or walk outside and light one up. 

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If not for the occasional use of the DVD player; I would get rid of it.  I had a smart phone for less than a week and turned it in for the basic flip phone because if I kept the SMART phone, sold to the DUMB, I would have thrown it over the hillside as well.  The garbage we fill our brains with and I swear if we gave a damn about the next generation, our children, we would not allow them to have or watch these things and lead by example by practicing the same.  Leadership begins at home and with men as our Creator designed.

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PS I'm sick of watching Jeopardy & Wheel of Fortune and "America's Stupidest Videos"; where they always throw in some disgusting sexual perverse piece...let us not get into the commercials.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:42 | 6413457 Lumberjack
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I can only give my sincerest sympathy for the family of the person he killed on the highway. This shit must be torture to them.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:39 | 6413506 Lumberjack
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deleted.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:48 | 6413462 large_wooden_badger
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Dissapointed, not even one EFF BOMB.

I can afford a golf clap for the guy FINALLY playing Captain Obvious but did he have to sound like such a whiny bitch? Just walk off if you're done, don't keep whining about it. For that I have to wonder if this was "purposely ad-libbed" to shake things up a bit. "Oooh, they're edgy today! What drama!" Turn your mic off or say something funny and relevant for pete's sake. Instead it's "I DON'T WANT TO, I DON'T WANT TO!" Sad fact is he'll be back soon with more boring ass news stories that will further crush his tepid soul.

And that RUMBA lady should be Batman slapped for smiling through the entire rabbit segment.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:57 | 6413522 azusgm
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The RUMBA lady is dressed for a morning show like she just came out of a bar.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:49 | 6413463 juicy_bananas
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Howard Beale is that you?

 

https://youtu.be/WINDtlPXmmE

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:50 | 6413488 Buster Cherry
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I just watch METv for.the old Perry Mason reruns.

Back then even the bad guys werent talking like trash or covered in tatoos, and the women were beautiful and elegant.

 

The cars were HUGE!

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:53 | 6413500 BeaverCream
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You mean back then on TV...got news for you...TV was just as fake back then as it is today.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:00 | 6413539 Heywood Jahblohmee
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at least they had REAL reporters in Vietnam

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:27 | 6413650 wisefool
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Whatever happened to dan rather? Seemed like a good honest guy ...

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:00 | 6413540 Heywood Jahblohmee
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at least they had REAL reporters in Vietnam

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 12:23 | 6414161 Bunghole
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Yeah, Walter Cronkite was a real POS, just like you DutchBoy2015 hiding behing your alternate moniker.

FUCK YOU!!!!!!

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:09 | 6413569 Crocodile
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....

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:54 | 6413508 knuppel
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This guy isn't even for real, lame show, and guess what, now we all were duped into watching this kardassian news.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:56 | 6413518 rejected
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The Kardashian story are on the level of the election...maybe a bit above

Hillary's hair

Sanders scores national nurses endorsement

Hilliary defends Megyn

Will Trump run third party

Perry out of fiat.

 

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:10 | 6413575 azusgm
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Would be interesting to know who organized the hijacking of Bernie Sanders appearance at a rally last weekend. The story behind the story might be quite informative.

http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/politics/black-lives-matter-pro...

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:56 | 6413520 Dreadker
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He'll be rounded up for 're-education' training... can't have glitches in the Matrix...

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:57 | 6413527 ramgold2206
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who are the Kardashins?

have they any interest in acquirig gold bullion?

I can get them a good deal....

 

ww.teamramgold.com

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 09:58 | 6413532 Heywood Jahblohmee
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I imagine his CIA script writers weren't too happy about that.

 

 
Murdered Past CIA Director William Colby: "The Central Intelligence Agency owns everyone of any significance in the major media." 
  
Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:00 | 6413543 ThrowAwayYourTV
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QUick! Under federal law 52-21-2oo8 this man must be sent to sensitivity training until he is found fit to provide public brain washing activities.

 

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:06 | 6413564 Crocodile
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Most fall for the "brainwashing" without thinking about the actual affect of a good washing; it is the brain-pollution we are lambasted with, which calls for a good brainwashing.  Washing has a cleansing effect.  I, for one, have a good brainwashing to rid the pollution that is everywhere we turn.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:02 | 6413549 Village-idiot
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I dare bet that Bruce the Rabbit is a doe trapped in a buck's body (or vice versa).

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:03 | 6413552 Crocodile
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Priceless..what more can be said?

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:07 | 6413565 Kina
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America's fascination with trashy Kardashian nobodies has world thinking the average American IQ is at most no more than 25.

 

The total US infatuation with a bunch of totally talentless fat-arse morons that make Paris Hilton look like Einsteine is really puzzling.  Likewise the constant appearance of that Jenner chick/guy is likewise moronic...who gives a fuck you people. So some guys wants to be a Tranny, the world is full of them, so why the fuck is it news.

 

 

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:09 | 6413571 Arthur Schopenhauer
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Keeping Up with the Kardashians is losing all of it's market share to Donald Trump.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:11 | 6413579 ross81
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i think my brain got Ebola listening to the 2 women afterwards though.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:12 | 6413584 surfvin
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Look at the mindless,palsyed out spit dribbling nature of the two bims!

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:14 | 6413589 TomGa
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"I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this Kardashian crap any more!"

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:15 | 6413597 Consuelo
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Ever watch Mexican television...?

 

In a two-class society, that is what you get.    Tit-ilation and Con-troversy over non issues, while what's left of a nation rots.

 

 

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:30 | 6413663 ultramaroon
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Heh..."novelas" and titty cleavage and tight dresses and loud mouths...

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:16 | 6413602 CaptainMoonlight
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We found another one with a brain!

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:17 | 6413606 eddiebe
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Way to go John, that will show 'em!

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:27 | 6413646 Zymurguy
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Sign this newscaster up to be Trumps running mate!

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:34 | 6413676 discopimp
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Who 's the stunt cock who stepped to complete the job...what a stiff!

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:36 | 6413681 Charles Offdensen
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If this was an example of the citizenry waking up you'd have news anchor after talk show host after nightly news anchors walking off the set saying they just cant report on this bullshit recovery anymore .

They'd be drop f-bomb after f-bomb saying what a bunch of lying sacks of crap the democrats and barry are on their Iran deal, tpp, illegals, irs and lois lerner, hillary and benghazi and barry and ofuckyoucare.

Only then could one say they are waking up, but they are not.

Thanx for nothing Tylers!

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:36 | 6413684 BustainMovealota
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The brain fucked sheeple do care about the Kardashians.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:41 | 6413704 Bankster Kibble
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And watch the ratings for "Good Morning Orlando" spike UP for about a week after this.  Watch Mr. Brown get interviewed by People magazine as he turns into a celebrity himself.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:42 | 6413712 roadhazard
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I liked that chic that quit on air on RT. She got a bad rap here but fuck you.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:57 | 6413780 SirBarksAlot
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Right back at ya' genius.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 11:23 | 6413889 Heywood Jahblohmee
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You mean that cunt, Liz Wahl?  What a disgusting piece of shit she is.

 

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 13:53 | 6414653 falconflight
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Yeah, she quit refusing to sukoff Putin Da Putz day after day.  Watch out Dude, the KremlinHasbrasaTrinas will tear you up like Cecil (Simba) the Lion's murderer.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:53 | 6413761 wisefool
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Believe it or not, the supreme court recently ruled that your tax/corporate funded media is not under any obligation to tell the truth 100% time. Like good little lawyers they developed a legal test based on the interstate commerce clause that says as long as they tell the truth some of the time, they can lie the rest of the time.

It is probably true that woman bought a rabbit and named it bruce. The weather guy is also probably right 90% of the time. That means they can lie for the next 20 minutes and still keep their FCC license.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:56 | 6413779 Nimby
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I know you're full of shit.  I know the actual circumstances of the case that you're referring to.  I can literally see how, as this story has made the rounds on the internet, it has changed - like the old telephone game.

But I'll play anyway.  Source, or STFU. 

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 11:05 | 6413819 wisefool
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http://ask.metafilter.com/177903/Do-broadcasters-have-to-tell-the-truth-...

Next thing you'll tell me that the reason WTC7 collapsed is perfectly explained on sound physics in the 28 censored pages of the offical report.

Welcome to fight club sonny boy.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 11:09 | 6413837 Caleb Abell
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"The weather guy is also probably right 90% of the time."

That has never happened.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:54 | 6413769 Nimby
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This was nothing more than a stunt.  

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:55 | 6413777 SirBarksAlot
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At least Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears get a breather, now that we get the daily update on the wardrobe, love lives and pets of the K's.

 

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 10:58 | 6413787 SheepDog-One
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How can you not care, about a brown bunny they named Bruce! I mean seriously, swallow this bottle of blue pills get back on the show!

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 11:01 | 6413801 Amish FinEng
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Excellent comments guys.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 11:02 | 6413810 cheech_wizard
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"Your mission, Jim, should you decide to accept it, is...to thoroughly berate Zero Hedge for promoting anything even remotely attached to the Kardashians."

As usual, should you or any member of your I.M. Force be captured or killed, the secretary will disavow any knowledge of your existence. This Kardashian article will self-destruct in five seconds. Good luck, Jim."

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 11:06 | 6413813 Caleb Abell
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The newsman may have been hasty.  After all, nothing is all black or all white.

Yes, it's true that the K family are a bunch of talentless trailer park trash with no brains, no morals, and at least in one case, drag around an ass that would make a hippo jealous.  But that's only the way normal folks would look at them.

We have to take into account the good that they do.  For example, there are thousands of Hottentot Venus' around the world who are given hope that someday, they will also be rich and famous because their asses are so large that they have a gravitational field around them.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 11:12 | 6413846 Heywood Jahblohmee
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These braindead Kardasian cunts pander to brainless women who think having tits ''adjusted' to make them look and feel like basketballs is somehow attractive.

The pander to the same numbnut knuckle draggers that go to ''Hooters''.  

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 11:18 | 6413869 mijev
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"at least in one case, drag around an ass that would make a hippo jealous."

Here's what the hippo thought about that remark.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7rXPjWfjvE

 

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 11:18 | 6413873 J Jason Djfmam
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If we could only harvest the energy from these gravitational fields.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 11:05 | 6413818 Grimaldus
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I'm not seeing any hope of change from extreme ignorance. Look at the faces of the progressive believers cheering for a criminal like Bernie Sanders. They are cheering the fact this guy will ass-rape them with socialist money theft crime and destroy the country al la Venezuela.

http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-sanders-california-20150811-story.ht...

Frothing at the mouth cheering for moar government.

The progressive stupid, it burns.

 

 

 

Grimaldus

 

 

 

 

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 11:05 | 6413821 the grateful un...
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he's not upset about reporting on media whores, he's upset that it's always the same ones

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 11:07 | 6413830 JailBanksters
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EPIC

But how many years has he been transmitting similar Krap over the air waves.

And every TV Channel is the same, not just cable. There must be more shows on TV about commenting of News than there is News Shows. I can only conclude that's because that's what people want to watch, they want somebody else to summarize the events and provide their insight instead of working it out themselves.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 11:08 | 6413833 knukles
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Thank you, Tyler.  It is in times of great stress humor plays an important contact with sanity.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 12:52 | 6413838 SMC
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Many more sheeple are waking up due to poorly scripted and presented "feel good" propaganda than would be if they were only exposed to propaganda inducing fear, hate and paranoia.  

The “Just Us” minions are hastening their own demise… LOL

 

Wed, 08/12/2015 - 07:05 | 6417524 groundedkiwi
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Minions... See how kind the MSM is to intoduce us to OUR new name.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 11:14 | 6413856 Solio
Solio's picture

Mostly Satanic Medium is not good for humans and other living things.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 11:18 | 6413874 large_wooden_badger
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I didn't know news anchors could declare "self-help" on the air.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 11:21 | 6413882 Atomizer
Tue, 08/11/2015 - 11:25 | 6413896 Sokhmate
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The fucking banality

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 11:28 | 6413908 dobermangang
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The news media has to keep the masses distracted.  Hey, look over there.... a squirrel(in this case a rabbit named bruce).  We live in interesting times.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 11:41 | 6413958 Heywood Jahblohmee
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On the next exciting episode of the Kardashians.   Kim shows how she can  cram Bruce and his entire family up into her caveronous cunt while hiding 3 bunnies between her ass cheeks

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 12:26 | 6414176 RichardENixon
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Never watched their show, but I'd probably tune in for that

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 13:28 | 6414528 Sokhmate
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Rating booster -

scene: 3 cute little white bunnies safely anchored atop each other betweek KK's butt cheeks, while peeking their adorable faces for viewers to adore. Aaand KK starts twerking.

I think that would generate a tsunami of a rating.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 11:44 | 6413969 nah
nah's picture

Lets have Cate Jenner sing God bless America

.

a true love gurgle for all time

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 11:47 | 6413996 Baby Eating Dingo22
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It wcould have been news if she castrated the rabbit and pumped a tube of siilicone caulk up its ass

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 11:49 | 6414005 IndianaJohn
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I may be the only one in my county who has tired of niggers and queers. I haven't had a TV in many decades but the reat of the county are avid TV viewers.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 15:00 | 6415064 Hitlery_4_Dictator
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No, I don't think you are the only one. Not by a long shot.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 11:55 | 6414030 vincent
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"Lard"

from Jello and The Revolting Cocks.

Sorry for the ad

Enjoy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0htZ7ocCk-Q

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 12:00 | 6414052 halleys5
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How is it that this crap passes for ZH news these days, yet there is a full embargo on the planned parenthood story on ZH??

Tylers either need to go full TMZ or stick to their niche. 

You don't have the moral authority to selectively publish non-financial news.

Don't become the next great irrelivant opinion page.....

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