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I guess it's an improvement over rainbow colors.
Trump and a Dump
My eyes aren't so good - Is that a mermaid in the center foreground? If so, why?
thats mr yellen casted in a thick coat of swiss gold, placed as the centrepiece of the trump fountain
You forgot an upside down flag (or two), WB7.
Is that the black ISIS flag below the US flag ?
Upside down again.
Donald Trump has experienced real problems:
1. Business Challenges
2. BK
3. Nagging ex wife
4. Hot daughter to protect
5. Son to keep from turning into a Bieber wannabe
6. Mistresses to keep happy
7. People trying to kill him
8. Tenants fucking up his rentals
9. Sore losers at casinos calling him a cheat
10. IRS up his ass forever
BONUS: Hole 18 of his Trump National Course fell into the ocean AND HE GOT IT BACK! http://news.cybergolf.com/golf_news/alls_well_that_ends_well_trump_natio...
Trump is as close to a real man as the US has had since Eisenhower. Eisenhower's experience was gained in war, Trump's gained in business.
His primary qualifications for the Presidency are that he is a lying, conniving, hypocritical, self-centered asshole. Some people seem to like that sort of thing.
He is arrogant,, but saying what most of us want to hear.
When compared to some of the others, who are equally arrogant and saying things we don't want to hear, I will take Trump.
We want the border closed. The idiocy of telling us we have to fight wars because terrorists want us dead and then leaving our borders open Iis not lost on us.
… EVERYONE’S in favor of Loose Slots !
And only a pervert would take any other reading besides gambling machines.
The first night of the Trump Presidency:
The Donald takes off his toupee last, after stripping nude, and waits for his bride (what's her name? ComeonIvanaLayah or something?). Rock-hard from his win, he wants some, and she gives it up to him, asking if he likes his new house. He tells her that it should be made of bricks...and she says 'What about me? Aren't I your 'brick house', baby?
He laughs, pulls out and opens the blinds. On the front lawn, construction is starting, with a new mansion made entirely of AU bricks. He fires up the stereo, and climbs back in to bed, penetrating her and doing the rythym of the song playing as she screams for more...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDwJfZ-2PD8
Sorry, William, for the graphic description, but when I saw the title of your article, I thought of this song. It's a band named 'The Commodores', from the middle-late 1970's.
On a far sadder note, Larry Silverstein and the 9/11 Commission storm in to the room right when the action is heating up, and scream together, 'PULL IT!', causing him to experience COITUS INTERRUPTUS. It seems that a fleet of Russian submarines have found the resting place of Osama Bin Laden's CIA double (far shorter and fatter, and about 20 years younger, and still grasping the downloaded kiddie porn videos in his cold-dead hands) in the Indian Ocean, and have brought him back to life using alien technology (traded for with Renimbi, naturally), and another crisis is stirring in the 'Middle East'...
Then this is appropriate for today:
Sex Pistols - God Save The Queen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02D2T3wGCYg
The slots in the oval casino are OK, but, the ATM at the Fed still pays out better.
Gilded filth.
THE FLYING BURRITO BROTHERS /// 2. Sin City - (The Gilded Palace Of Sin) - (1969)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rVzsEXk3kQ&list=PLEDEDB13CB22FF576
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From armored limos with spinner rims to gold leaf.
Vwat a cuntry!
how would you represent the difference
betwixt a cuntry and an occupied
territory?
I hope, one day, to wake up in a world that makes sense.....
until then, there's ethanol.
Ethanol ueber their alles. There's what we can control and what we can enjoy.
lol gas that spoils instantly, ruins engines and costs more. don't even get me started on the new mandated "safety" gas cans that shoot gas every time you try to pour some out. fucking shit head retads
Doug Sahm - "Stormy Monday" Live From Austin Texas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhUCH17k7G4
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oh, man.
work that semi hollow fender FUCK!
Patty Griffin maybe?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntIeQBEU0Hc
Iris and John?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5axlwCBXC8
as always apologies will, for tune contests rock it
Doug Sahm - "At The Crossroads" Live From Austin Texas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLulJon02Bc
I think he stays at his own house and rents that shit out to Hillary for 10 billion a year and pays down the debt with that bitches money and lets her play president.
Another One knocked Out of the Ballpark! I'd been having one of those days where Nothing seems Funny...
Thanks for the Laughter Therapy, Maestro!
I knew it was going to end.
My Obama Lawn Jockey business has been very good to me but what am I gonna do for an encore?
Trump statues holding bloody tampons?
I don't see that going over in middle America.
best votes money can buy ! .......
dollar spend in presidentials has direct correlation to number of votes accrued.
I like it! Just needs a circular driveway with a gold plated stretch limo in front with monogrammed white velure upholstery and a TRUMP vanity plate. GO Donald!
This is, of course, the picture before he adds the additional six stories.
Exactly. WB7 was waaaayy too understated for this one.
A large crater with rubble comes a bit later, after your version.
'the additional six stories'
Are you referring to the above-ground stuff? The drilling and excavating into bedrock takes time, you know, and has physical limitations (besides the fact that all those trucks hauling rocks out of the greater D.C. swamp in the past decade or so might begin to get NOTICED by the general populace of crack-headed welfare-recieving scum-sucking 'Section-Eight beneficiaries', of, ahem, 'differing ehtnic origins').
I mean, COME ON! HOW LONG do you think that they can go on with the 'ROAD CONSTRUCTION' excuse thingie?
I take it you've never been there for more than a day or two at a time, in your life.
You appear to be a wild-eyed tin-foil-hat-wearing conspiracy theorist, proposing that The Donald would add on to the White Horse.
That's D.U.M.B.
oh man, that be funny, he could really put america
on the map as they say.
Texas Tornados, On Late Night With David Letterman, December 18th, 1990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBk4Uq49TW0
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adios mexico,
never mind all that.
Where’s Trump going to find the gold to do all that? … Not in Fort Knox.
We might all get to call him Trump the Chump when BRICs get done sodomizing The Donald.
The Deal Maker the cute little dimple on my left cheek. (The one I can’t see.)
~ DC
We need to deal with this anger about The Donald.
Just because he donated to Shitlery/Hitlery/Soetoro AS WELL as the Koch Brothers selections doesn't mean he's a 'deal-maker'. Dune. I mean, he might be in it only FOR HIMSELF, but does THIS make him a 'BAD MAN'? Intrinsically, I believe that all humans are GOOD PEOPLE. He just wants to levitate/elevate/equalize the 'great playing field of life' for ALL his subjects/mentors/believers/banking buddies/trickle-down economist cheerleaders! After all, WHAT'S WRONG with a small thermonuclear war? DEAD AMERICA isn't so DEAD (as long as HE can take everyone down WITH HIM). The ancient postulate 'He who dies with the most toys WINS!' should be brought into consideration here.
Take THREE deep breaths, now, and contemplate the possibilities.
Since you don't possess cute little dimples on BOTH of your cheeks, you are NOT WORTHY in the eyes of your beholders/sex partners/significant others. Having one on your LEFT cheek signifies that you have not yet accepted your feminine side in the bigger role of sexual liberation and equalization. TRUST ME.
(I'm not a sex therapist, but I imitate Dr. Ruth as she was, on T.V.)
It's time you accepted 'Father's Penis'. Dr. Ruth has a whole indicative writeup in the American Journal Of Medicine that describes this condition that you are suffering from (denial of such). Perhaps, your right cheek might begin to blossom over time, and develop that 'cute little dimple'; a TWIN of the other one.
For further help and enlightenment regarding your condition, read the book 'Janet Yellen: The Rise Of Womanhood', published by the Federal Reserve Bank of New York.
Sincerely,
'Ed' Bernays (but, you can call me 'Dr. Freud')
Thanks I think, MS. I will have my Trumps Rump fetish looked into. … Butt seriously the guy is walking trash heap with bad hair. ..
In all fairness maybe he can’t help the hair thing.
~ DC
Not so sure that Brazil is going to be able to remain a reliable member of the BRICs.
True that.
~ DC
I think i will take long odds and bet on trump! I love a sucker bet! :)
today it is rather this picture:
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=white+house+lgbt&ia=images&iai=http%3A%2F%2Feq...
Is that a Target basking in the colors of the revolution?
They couldn't make money even if they turned into a casino. But it still be better than the whore house it's is
"The White House hasn't seen a party this off the hook since Andrew Jackson."
that's the Mars woman in the fountain, Trump's coat tails reach a long long ways
White House intern program, Part 2...
His first day in office: "I can't live in THIS dump!! It's a teardown!! And there's no penthouse!!
Build me a luxury high-rise!"
"I can't live in this dump" - has been a problem in the past and several presidents required make-overs. I bet he doesn't keep the china - not enough gold trim.
So where will they put the gold-plated, 50 foot Trump statue?
Where the Washington Monument currently stands.