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Gonna get a perfect close @ 200 dma?
Fucking Cunt-ary galor... FUCK you YELLEN!
DAMN, the day started out so promising too....this pisses me off
GREEN IN THE FUCKING DOW...WOW WHAT A FUKIN JOKE...the GOOD NEWS IS THIS VOLATILITY IS VERY VERY BAD FOR THE OVERALL HEALTH OF THE MARKETS...THEY CAN'T KEEP THIS UP FOREVER...
I know huh, when I saw the carnage in the morning it put a smile on my face. Now this BS. But it is just matter of time. Agree on the volatility.
You know huh. Who is huh?
LOL Unchanged....I love our free markets
"Panic buying" ??? Uh...NO! This is the man behind the curtain. This is your neighbor's finger, under your dinner table, going in and out of your wife, This is the card Mechanic in a crooked poker game - The S&P will be brought right back to the 200 day.
Fucking wise up Zerohedge!
Coincedentially, CNBC, and all their guest have no problem talking about how China intervenes to "prop up" their market - Yet, you will never hear that language or description ever when it comes to US cesspool. WHY?
Not yet, need to close green for the day too. Nasdaq already trying for green
Panic buying, but who exactly is panicking, Enquiring minds wanna know.....
All the CB's ...
muh muh muh my kuroda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR2JtsVumFA
The PPT is going nuclear to ramp the stocks up. Who in their right mind believes that the stocks are rising on their own amidst all of this global turmoil. TPTB are also trying their damnest to cap the rising pm prices. I think they are going to have a hell of a struggle going forward.
no way...
its mom and pop "retail investors" that r rushing in to take advantage of this once in a lifetime buying opportunity, on their lunch breaks at McDonald's, so they can be like Warren Buffet and the Ichan's of the world and get fucking rich and live forever in billionaire bliss...
this is so pathetic and obvious...
the United States is a complete fucking BAD joke....
this is what a rep at Silver Doctors said regarding a purchase made this week for REAL MONEY - Silver...
"it shows that when the order was placed, there was a delay on the Morgan rounds until August 21st. The order will be placed into the shipping queue on the following business day of August 24th... Due to the high demand, pretty much all dealers have a delay on that product 11:57 amBased on the time the order was submitted for that product, we expect your order to ship after 8/21"
yeah...u think there aint a rush of physical?????
Just look at what happened to SUNE, TERP and GLBL today. Fucking rent seeking cocksuckers.
and there it is...the FARCE is now complete....
all green in the Equity indexes...
FUCK OFF.
Keep stacking...
Thar she blows, mateys. She's shedded the put barrels and spears. Captain Yellen, you're
looking mighty scurvish, "Aye", how about some oranges?
Not rigged? Dont believe your lying eyes..
BTFD...just BTFD you F@&$ing idiot.
Which dip dipstick?
ALL DIPS dipstick!
Up voted you as there seems to be some offended BTFD'ers lurking about.
Us old timers remember the "Silver Bears". Funny shit, that.
Burn The Fucker Down.
Mission Accomplished?
No there is still a little bit of Merika left, but we're almost there. About another year should do it.
Boy, are you being kind Doc...
These "markets" are for entertainment purposes only.
Any attempt to trade or invest may result in serious financial injury or death.
Shortly after 12 the Fed decided to buy. If not the Fed, then some of the major banks colluding with one another, with the Fed's blessing. Surprisingly this happens over and over again yet there is never a mention of it in the financial media.
Surprisingly, it's probably because the financial media knows it happens, and approves of it.
They all stay empl;oyed if markets go up.
Takes years of training and experience to become an accomplished BTFD investor!
this is hysterical.
from down 277 to pretty much flat without any ounce of volatlity .
all stawks like aapl come back from down 3 percent to up 1 plus percent, amzn, which was down 2 plus percent at a point is now flat, faceshit down 2 bucks now green, must be all those ''investors''
fuck off fed and kevin henry
Just the algo's kicking in when key market technicals show a divergent short-term oversold on the hourly charts (30-120 minute charts, for instance) and daily/weekly charts above the 200 MAs.
That's funny, the algos never seem to kick in when the market is overbought (like it has been for six years now) but go ahead and believe that if it makes you feel better.
Technical analysis is more of an "art" than "science" especially with today's head scratching short-term reversal in ther markets. If you have a decent charting program showing the hourly charts then you can see the setups. It is more important what happens at the end of the week/month than a Wednesday. The S&P and Nasdaq is still trading above there 200 MAs but the DOW and Russell 2K are not with the DOW chart showing the so-called 50/200 death cross.
Everybody will be broke when this ends. The bears and their shorts have to die first, though.
I knew the market would end up in the green today. The FED cannot let this shit show freak the public out. Must keep the market illusion alive!!
I feel the same way- two days back to back with 200 point declines? No way this could be allowed.
It's not closed for the day yet.
dudley need only buy one stock now to keep global markets afloat: "if it isn't an apple"
The main investors are the CB's now. They can't let it fall any further. They would lose too much.
the SNB's huge stake in AAPL
Getting word China will devalue their currency tonight AGAIN, 2%. This will really discombobulate the traders today.
There are some signs that would approve a similar move.
remembering back in the day when the dow was at 2000-3000 circa 1993-94...when an exciting day was a 20pt move up or down...
man o man...not in kansas anymore...
End the Fed, then audit it's corpse.
talk about your bullshit headlines. no one is "panick buying" here.
It's just yellen and the other CBs expanding their "indirect" balance sheets.
And JPM and GS ride VIX trades (after yellen emails them of a pending V bottom).
Yep - institutions make profits on vol crush and central banks keep the markets bid.
When CBs own 100% of markets, it should be over - or maybe sooner.
The un-fed made it clear years ago to anyone listening that if the market started to silde in ernst, they will step in and buy, buy, buy. Day in and day out.
They can do whatever they want, when they want and have an unlimited paper supply.
Fucking Sociopaths
Teach your parents well!
As long as it can be fixed by throwing dollars at it...the Fed can fix it....
The interesting part comes when that does not work.
I'm sure we are 'fine' for now.
It's the end of a credible monetary system when the People allow Central Banks and their proxies to buy in the markets on the pretense of 'fixing' it.
It will end in a bloodbath for everybody except the .01 percent as they have the means to move their wealth and themselves to relative safety.
None of the pleebs will survive intact. Most will die of starvation or incineration.... or both.
the fed shot their wad a little earlier than usual
Too damn funny
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/goldman-companies-spent-money-buybacks-141...
Goldman Sachs has a message for all those companies that have been spending their massive cash stockpiles on dividend payouts and share buybacks to reward their investors: It's time to rethink your strategy.
In this new era of higher economic growth and higher interest rates, the Goldman analysts argue, companies should shift their focus to spending on research and development, rather than make payouts to investors.
Its just JPY.
Aaaand we're Green! Great job everybody. Central Banks rule! Yeah!!!
Now let's see if we can slam Gold down by $10 before the close...
NAZ +100 from the lows
Fucking 300 point revearsal on the Dow on ZIP fucking news. Unfucking believable.
it must've been all that volume
Not yet since it's not new highs.
Fed pumping for S&P return to mandated 2100. Must. Not. Let. It. Fail.
Bad news is great news once again! ZIRP forever!
Can someone please start playing these ridiculous badly executed u-shaped market saves by the treasury team (see huge deficits) already?
done.
you knew the fed wasnt going to let it go past a 7 day slide, buy spy, hit resistence above 2100 and short it. same today; when it gets near 2100 again; i'll be shorting for the next ride.
you gotta swing with yellen, she's not about to let the economic reality on main street into the fantasy world of the fed market.
Now that the market is soaring higher, surely the Fed can raise rates, correct? I demand this market either go down or rates rise. Preferably both for the long-term health of this economy.
Proof positive there is no market. They have killed it and now are pissing on its grave.
well now that the bottom is in the next stop new all time highs, buy buy buy!
I tend to a few greenhouses for a few hours and I get back and stocks are green? Kevin Henry strikes again.
This might be the most obvious example of ppt in 2015. No volatility after the buy sign....straight up.
Wow! What precise coordination those HFTs and robo-trading algorithms that make up most of the rigged market these days can manage, from 276 points down at one point to 0 change for the DOW today. I hope they try a series of prime numbers at some point to really show off their skills.
And the last candlestick, on the daily S&P, looks as though it has a rope around it's neck.
hangman don't care...just one of many to perform