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From $1,300 Tiger Penis To $800K Snipers: The Complete Black Market Price Guide
Late last year, we said that "hookers and blow" were set to lift Britain over France as the world’s fifth largest economy.
And we weren’t joking.
As The Telegraph noted when the figures were released, "the Centre for Economics and Business Research said Britain's acceleration was boosted by the inclusion of sex and drugs to UK growth."
France, on the other hand, has taken the moral high ground by "refus[ing] to comply with EU rules because it does not consider [drug use and prostitution] to be 'voluntary commercial activities'".
"Voluntary" or not, failing to include the illicit activities which drive the world’s shadow economies could lead to material miscalculations. And besides, even if one wants to argue that illegality is impossible to measure, surely making an honest attempt to come up with an accurate representation of economic output is preferable to the BEA's now standard practice of simply "adjusting" the real data in order to get a goalseeked outcome. As WSJ put it last June, "if drug sales aren't counted in a place where people spend half their income on drugs, one could conclude, wrongly, that the population saved half its money." The U.N. made a similar argument back in 2008 when it contended that "accounts as a whole are liable to be seriously distorted" if governments refuse to include all transactions.
Fortunately for anyone looking to get a read on the going rate for the various goods and services which comprise the world’s black markets (and in some countries serve as a much needed boon for GDP), Havocscope has a price list for everything you’ve ever wanted to buy (and everything you wouldn’t touch even with Mario Draghi’s hands) from someone in a dark and smoky back alley.
First, a bit on Havocscope’s methodology:
Data listed within Havocscope’s website is collected from credible open-source documents such as newspapers, government reports and academic journals. The source for the figure is clearly listed on each data post. This allows users to see where the information has come from, judge the credibility of the source, and pursue further research if necessary.
That seems fair enough, and so, without further ado, we present current price lists for a veritable smorgasbord of illegal goods and services.
AK-47 and Other Guns on the Black Market
- Afghanistan$1,500
- Afghanistan-Kabul$1,500 for US issued Night Vision Googles
- Australia$15,493 in Sydney
- Average price of AK-47 worldwide$534
- Canada$2,000 for handgun, $600 to rent
- Europe$400 to $900 for Rocket Launchers and AK-47s
- Iraq$800, with Osama Bin Laden’s favorite model for $2,000
- Iraq-Bullets$0.15 to $0.45 per bullet
- Iraq-Rocket Launcher$100, $50 per grenade
- Mexico-AK-47$1,400 on US border/$3,000 in South
- Mexico-Gernade$100 to $500 for M67 Grenade
- Niger Delta-AK-47$75
- Philippines$120 for .22 Caliber Magnum Black Widow
- Profit in the U.S.$500 for selling AK-47 to Drug Cartels
- Somalia$400 for Russian AK-47, $600 for North Korean AK-47
- Sudan$86 for AK-47, $33 for child
- Syria$2,100 for AK-47, $2,000 for RPG
- Thailand$2,600 for gun
- United States$400 in California’s black market
- United States-Small Pistol$20 to $100 in Dallas, TX
- United States – Straw PurchaserUp to $500 per gun
Bribes
- Afghanistan – Election Bribes$1 to $18 per vote
- Afghanistan – Police Bribe$100,000 to be Police Chief
- Afghanistan Average Bribe Amount$214 in 2012
- Africa – Bribe Payments of Govt Officials$20 to $40 Billion
- Amount of Bribes Paid Worldwide$1 Trillion per year
- Bangladesh – Bribes Paid per Household$86
- Businesses – Rise in Market Value from Bribes$11 for $1 in bribe
- Cambodia – Bribes for Fishing Permit$50
- Cambodia – Bribes to Operate Fake License Shop$2.50 per day
- Cambodia – Citizens Paying Bribes to Receive Services72%
- China – Bribe to become a City Assemblyman$44,000
- China – Bribes to Education Officials$10,000 for School Admission
- China – Bribes to Rail Ministry$14,897 for job as Train Attendant
- China – Impact of Bribes on Drug Prices20%
- Companies Asked to Pay Bribes Worldwide28%
- Croatia – Average Bribe Payment$300
- Czech Republic Average Bribe Amount$248 to $497
- Education Corruption1 in 6 students pay bribes
- Greece- Bribes Paid by Families$2,500 to Public Officials
- Guatemala – Bribes from Drug Traffickers$2,500 to Public Officials
- Haiti – Bribe to Border Official for Human Trafficker$400 per immigrant
- Illegal Loggers$25,000 to $50,000 in bribes for permits
- India – Bribe to Sell DVDs$0.18 to Police
- India – Bribes to Police to Sell Water$0.18 to Police
- India – Families Paying Bribes4 million families
- Indonesia – Bribe to Chief Justice$250,000
- Indonesia – Bribe to Oil Regulator$600,000
- Indonesia – Bribes to Prison Guard$500 to use cell phone
- Indonesia – Businesses Paying Bribes60%
- Iraq – Bribes to Prison Guards$100 to Take a Single Shower
- Ivory Coast – Bribes at Traffic Checkpoints$300 Million
- Kenya – Bribes to Customs and Port Officials$5,797 per shipment
- Kenya -Average Bribes Paid Per Month16
- Mexico – Amount of Bribes Paid$2.75 Billion in 2010
- Mexico – Average Bribe Paid$14
- Mexico – Bribes Collected by Police65% less than $6,000
- Mexico – Bribes Paid by Drug Cartel to Police$1.2 Billion Per Year
- Mexico – Sinaloa Cartel Boss to Escape Prison$2.5 Million
- Nigeria – Bribes Accepted by Government Workers$3.2 Billion
- Nigeria – Bribes Paid by Shell$2 Million in bribes, $14 Million in profit
- North Korea – Bribes to Border Guard by Defector$6,000
- North Korea – Bribes to Inspectors$2,000 per visit
- Pakistan – Bribe to Police from Artifact Smuggler$10.62 per day of digging
- Pakistan – Bribes Paid by Smugglers$1,200 to Police Chiefs
- Peru – Bribe to Stop Logging Investigation$5,000
- Romania – Bribe to Receive Brain Surgery$6,500
- Romania – Bribes Paid Per Day$1 Million
- Romania – Bribes to Hospital For Employment$40,000
- Russia – Average Bribe Paid$189
- Russia – Bribes to Forest OfficialsCases of Vodka
- Russia – Business Bribe$10,000
- Russia – Education Admission Bribes$1 Billion
- Russian -Amount of Bribes Paid$5.9 Billion in 2010
- South AfricaTraffic Police Ask for Most Bribes
- Thailand – Bribes to Police to Allow Human Smuggling$160 per migrant
- Thailand – Kickback and Bribes to Officials25-35% of project value
- Thailand -Impact of Bribes on Economy$3.3 Billion
- Ukraine – Bribes to Police$1,000 from brothel owners
- United Kingdom – People who Paid Bribes1 in 20
- United States – Bribe to Border Agent$15,000
- United States – Bribes to Prison Guard$5,000 to pass meth
- United States – Bribes to TSA Screener$2,400 for each suitcase
- United States – Corruption At Workplace60% believe common
- Vietnam – Bribes to Forest Official$2,300
Prices of Computer Hackers and Online Fraud
- AdWords$1,000 to drain competitors AdWords budget
- Botnet – Canada$270 for 1,000 computers
- Botnet – France$200 for 1,000 computers
- Botnet – Russia$200 for 1,000 computers
- Botnet – United Kingdom$240 for 1,000 computers
- Botnet – United States$180 for 1,000 computers
- Botnet – Worldwide$35 for 1,000 computers
- Credit Card – Premium Card with Big Balance$250
- Credit Card and Social Security Number$5
- DDOS a Website$911,000 for gambling website
- Doxing Someone$25 to $100
- Email Addresses – Gmail$200 for 1,000
- Email Addresses – Hotmail$12 for 1,000
- Email Addresses – Yahoo$10 for 1,000
- Facebook Likes$15 for 1,000
- Facebook Spam$13 for page with 30,000 fans
- Hacked Webcam of Boy$0.01
- Hacked Webcam of Girl$1
- Hacking Classes$75
- Online Bank Account – EU4 – 6% of account balance
- Online Bank Account – USA2% of account balance
- Online Extortion$50 to $15,000 in Sextortion Blackmail
- Online Funds to CashCommission between 9% to 40% of Amount
- Online Game Hackers$16,000 per month in China
- PayPal Account6 to 20% of account balance
- Remote Administration Tool$40 for Blackshades
- Stolen Health Insurance Information$1,200 to $1,300
- Twitter Followers$15 for 10,000 Fake Followers
- Website Traffic$1 for 1,000 fake visitors
Cost to Hire a Hitman
- Argentina$3,749 to $5,555
- Australia$13,610 to $83,000
- BoliviaBetween $4,000 to $15,000
- ColombiaBase Salary of $600: $2,000 to $4,000 per hit
- France – Monaco$330,000
- India – MumbaiBetween $35 to $900
- Italy – Mafia Hitman$3,700 for kneecapping, $27,000 for hit
- Mexico – Ciudad Juarez$85 to Minors
- Mexico – Police Chief$20,832 to target Police Chief
- Mexico – Sinaloa$35
- Mexico – Teenage Boys$10,00 to $50,000 per killing
- Mexico – Teenage Girls$1,000 for 2-Week Salary to 16 year old girl
- Philippines Death Squad$110 per hit
- Spain$27 to $69,000
- United States and United KingdomFew hundred to $25,000
- United States Soldier$5,000 by Juarez Drug Cartel
- United States Soldier – Group of Snipers$800,000 for group of 3
Exotic Animals for Sale
- Abalone$52 per kilogram
- African Grey Parrot$2,000
- Arowana Fish$20,000
- Australian Lizard$7,500
- Baby Elephant in Thailand$7,000
- Bear – Complete $4,500 in Taiwan
- Bear Bile$200,000 per pound
- Bear Paws$50 for set of 4
- Black Cockatoo$31,000 in Australia
- Butterfly (Queen Alexandra)$8,195
- Chimpanzee (Live)$50
- Clouded Leopard$5,700 in China
- Dog Meat$29 in Vietnam
- Elephant$28,200
- Elephant Tusk$1,800 in Vietnam
- Frog Legs$11 for a dozen pairs in France
- Geckos from New Zealand$1,300 in Europe
- Geckos in the Philippines$2,300
- Gila Monster$1,500
- Gorillas$400,000
- Iguanas$10,600
- Ivory$850 per kilo in Asia
- Ivory with Carvings$3,000 per kilo
- Komodo Dragon$30,000
- Leopard$5,000
- Leopard Tortoise$403
- Monkey in Europe$123
- Monkey in Thailand$55
- Orangutan$45,000
- Owl$250 in India
- Pangolin$1,000
- Pangolin – Meat$300 per kilogram
- Pangolin – Scales$3,000 per kilogram
- Panther$5,000
- Ploughshare Tortoise$4,000
- Polar Bear Skin$7,760 to $9,930
- Puppies trafficked from Ireland$255 to $1,275 in the UK.
- Rhino Horn Dagger$14,000
- Rhino Horns$65,000 per kilogram
- Rhino Horns (Crushed for medicine powder)$10 in Vietnam
- Shark Fins$100 per kilogram
- Sloths$30 in Colombia
- Snake Venom$215,175 per liter
- Snakes (Banded kraits)$2,190 in India
- Snow Leopard Pelt$1,000 in Afghanistan
- Spotted Salamander$103 on the Internet
- Tiger (Dead)$5,000
- Tiger (Live)$50,000
- Tiger – Baby$3,200
- Tiger Bone$2,000
- Tiger Bone Wine$88
- Tiger Penis$1,300
- Tiger Remains$70,000 in China
- Tiger Skin$35,000
- Tortoises$10,000 in Madagascar
- Totoaba Fish – Bladder$200,000 in China
- Turtle – Chinese Golden Coin$20,000
- Turtle Eggs$1 in Costa Rica
Organ Trafficking Prices and Kidney Transplant Sales
- Average paid by Kidney Buyer$150,000
- Average paid to Seller of Kidney$5,000
- Kidney broker in the Philippines$1,000 to $1,500
- Kidney broker in Yemen$60,000
- Kidney buyer in China$47,500
- Kidney buyer in Egypt$20,000
- Kidney buyer in Israel$125,000 to $135,000
- Kidney buyer in Moldova$100,000 to $250,000
- Kidney buyer in Singapore$300,000
- Kidney buyer in South Africa$200,000
- Kidney buyer in Thailand$10,000
- Kidney buyer in United States$120,000
- Kidney buyers in Saudi Arabia$16,000
- Kidney seller in Bangladesh$2,500
- Kidney seller in China$15,000
- Kidney seller in Costa Rica$20,000
- Kidney seller in Egypt$2,000
- Kidney seller in India$1,000
- Kidney seller in Israel$10,000
- Kidney seller in Kenya$650
- Kidney seller in Moldova$2,500 to $3,000
- Kidney seller in Pakistan$10,000
- Kidney seller in Peru$5,000
- Kidney seller in Romania$2,700
- Kidney seller in Thailand$3,000 to $5,000
- Kidney seller in the Philippines$2,000 to $10,000
- Kidney seller in Turkey$10,000
- Kidney seller in Ukraine$200,000
- Kidney seller in Vietnam$2,410
- Kidney seller in Yemen$5,000
- Kidney Traffickers in Turkey$10,000 profit
- Kidney Transplant Operation – China$15,200
- Kidney Transplant Operation – Europe$32,000
- Liver buyer in China$21,900
- Liver seller in China$3,660
- Lung seller in EuropeAsking price of $312,650
Fake ID Cards, Driver Licenses, and Stolen Passports
- Average Price of a Stolen Passport for Sale$3,500
- Black Market Driver License – New Jersey$2,500 to $7,000
- Black Market Passport – Nepal$6,961
- Black Market Passport – Peru$1,750
- Black Market Passport – Sweden$12,200
- Black Market Passport and Visa – Australia$15,000
- Blank Stolen Passport – UK$1,642
- Fake Green Card$75 to $300
- Fake Birth Certificate – Cuba$10,000 to $50,000
- Fake Car License Plate in Cambodia$4.50 to $10
- Fake Driver License – California$200
- Fake Driver License – Confiscated in New York1,450 in 2012
- Fake ID Card – Malaysia$771 (includes smuggling)
- Fake ID Card – New York$160 in 90 min
- Fake ID Confiscated – Arizona2,064 from students in 2010
- Fake ID Confiscated from China1,700 in 3 months at one airport
- Fake ID from China$300 for 1, $400 for 2
- Fake ID Papers for Residency – USA$2,500 per set
- Fake IDs for Sale – United States$0.1 Billion ($100 Million)
- Fake Passport – Australia$806
- Fake Passport – China$10,000 to $25,000
- Fake Passport – China (Alter Photo)$3,500 to $5,000
- Fake Passport – Egypt, Germany, Morocco$6,830 to Syrian Refugees
- Fake Passport in Thailand – Basic$245 in 2 hours
- Fake Passport in Thailand – Higher Quality$1,000 to $1,250
- Fake Passports in India$294
- Fake Social Security Card$75 to $300
- Lost or Stolen Passport Reported11 Million in 2010
- Passport Selling – Thailand$200
- Stolen ID to buy Health Insurance$1,250
Cocaine Prices
- Kuwait$330 per gram (User Submitted)
- United States$300 to $8 (UN) |$30 (User Submitted) per gram
- Australia$300 per gram
- Japan$269.5 per gram
- Egypt$205.5 per gram
- Ukraine$189.6 per gram
- Denmark$180 per gram (User Submitted) | $89 per gram (UN)
- New Zealand$179.3 per gram
- Moldova$155.4 per gram
- Norway$154.45 per gram
- Saudi Arabia$133.5 per gram
- Romania$132.5 per gram
- Estonia$127.2 per gram
- Iran$126.3 per gram
- Jordan$126.3 per gram
- Cyprus$119.2 per gram
- Philippines$119 per gram
- Pakistan$118.7 per gram
- Latvia $112.6 per gram
- Montenegro$111.2 per gram
- Sweden$110.6 per gram
- Greece$110.3 per gram
- China$106.9 per gram (Hong Kong)
- Finland$106 per gram
- Czech Republic$104.8 per gram
- Croatia$99.4 per gram
- Austria$97.3 per gram
- Indonesia$96.5 per gram
- Switzerland$95.6 per gram
- Bulgaria$94.9 per gram
- Ireland$92.7 per gram
- Italy$91.6 per gram
- Serbia$88.2 per gram
- Germany$86.9 per gram
- Thailand$86.0 per gram
- Zimbabwe$80 per gram (Crack)
- Israel$80 per gram
- Poland$53 per gram
- France$79.5 per gram
- Spain$79.5 per gram
- Albania$79.5 per gram
- Lithuania$78.9 per gram
- Turkey$78.2 per gram
- Hungary$72.1 per gram
- Belgium$67.1 per gram
- United Kingdom$61.5 per gram
- Portugal$61.0 per gram
- Netherlands$58.7 per gram
- Cuba$56.7 per gram
- Lebanon$40.0 per gram
- South Africa$32.7 per gram
- Nigeria$32.5 per gram
- El Salvador$24 per gram
- Paraguay$20 per gram
- Costa Rica$17 per gram
- Guatemala$13.3 per gram
- Brazil$12 per gram
- Haiti$10 per gram
- Chile$8.8 per gram
- Venezuela$9.3 per gram
- Honduras$9.2 per gram
- Dominican Republic$8 per gram
- Argentina$5.9 per gram
- Ecuador$5.0 per gram
- Peru$4.5 per gram
- Bolivia$3.5 per gram
- Colombia$3.5 per gram
Ecstasy Pills Prices
- Myanmar$68.1 per pill
- South Korea$56.0 per pill
- Norway$44.1 per pill
- Montenegro$41.7 per gram
- Egypt$40.2 per pill
- United States$35.5 per pill
- Japan$33.65 per pill
- Vietnam$32.5 per pill
- Australia$32.1 per pill
- Thailand$29.65 per pill
- New Zealand$28.7 per pill
- Philippines$27.5 per pill
- Chile$25 per pill
- Costa Rica$25 per pill
- Ecuador$25.0 per pill
- Colombia$22.6 per pill
- Italy$22.0 per pill
- Dominican Republic$21 per pill
- Singapore$20.25 per pill
- Finland$19.9 per pill
- Switzerland$19.1 per pill
- Romania$18.9 per pill
- Sweden$16.2 per pill
- Malaysia$16.0 per pill
- Jamaica$14.5 per pill
- Spain$13.6 per pill
- Greece$13.2 per pill
- Cyprus$13.2 per pill
- Honduras$13.0 per pill
- Brazil$12 per pill
- Israel$12 per pill
- Czech Republic$10.5 per pill
- Zimbabwe$10 per pill
- Austria$9.7 per pill
- Venezuela$9.4 per pill
- Turkey$9.3 per pill
- Indonesia$9.0 per pill
- Denmark$8.9 per pill
- Bulgaria$8.8 per pill
- Germany$8.7 per pill
- France$7.9 per pill
- Latvia$7.5 per pill
- Guatemala$6.6 per pill
- Ireland$6.6 per pill
- Estonia$6.6 per pill
- Iran$6.2 per pill
- South Africa$5.8 per pill
- Belgium$5.7 per pill
- Cambodia$5 per pill
- Portugal$5 per pill
- Hungary$4.8 per pill
- United Kingdom$4.8 per pill
- Lithuania$4.6 per pill
- China$4.5 per pill
- Netherlands$3.9 per pill
- Croatia$3.3 per gram
- Serbia$2.65 per pill
- Poland$1.7 per pill
Heroin Prices
- Brunei$1330.4 per gram
- New Zealand$717.4 per gram
- Japan$683.6 per gram
- Georgia$650 per gram
- Australia$500 (User Submitted-Perth)|$50.4 per gram (UN)
- Sweden$276.5 per gram
- Denmark$213.6 per gram
- United States$200 (UN) | $110 (User Submitted) per gram
- Ireland$198.7 per gram
- Estonia$190.75 per gram
- Norway$169.1 per gram
- United Arab Emirates$165.0 per gram
- Finland$159.0 per gram
- South Korea$140.0 per gram
- Latvia$132.5 per gram
- Moldova$126.3 per gram
- Bangladesh$125.0 per gram
- Ukraine$123.9 per gram
- Singapore$123.9 per gram
- Philippines$108.8 per gram
- Cyprus$106.0 per gram
- Indonesia$98.95 per gram
- Austria$97.3 per gram
- Thailand$83 per gram
- Italy$80.6 per gram
- Spain$80.4 per gram
- Costa Rica$77.2 per gram
- Lithuania$76.6 per gram
- Croatia$72.9 per gram
- El Salvador$69.0 per gram
- China$66.9 per gram
- Nepal$64.6 per gram
- United Kingdom$61.5 per gram
- Romania$55.05 per gram
- Bulgaria$54.3 per gram
- France$53.0 per gram
- Poland$53.0 per gram
- Czech Republic$52.3 per gram
- Netherlands$50.8 per gram
- Brazil$50 per gram
- Guatemala$49.0 per gram
- Hungary$48.1 per gram
- Germany$48.0 per gram
- Switzerland$47.8 per gram
- Myanmar$47.1 per gram
- Portugal$46.7 per gram
- Greece$46.3 per gram
- Saudi Arabia$42.2 per gram
- Jordan35.1 per gram
- South Africa$35.0 per gram
- Belgium$31.8 per gram
- Turkey$31.1 per gram
- Albania$30.5 per gram
- Israel$28.0 per gram
- Zimbabwe$27.1 per gram
- Serbia$26.5 per gram
- Montenegro$23.6 per gram
- Egypt$22.35 per gram
- Dominican Republic$21.0 per gram
- Iran$20.2 per gram
- Colombia$20.1 per gram
- Lebanon$15.0 per gram
- Ecuador$13.0 per gram
- Venezuela$11.6 per gram
- India$10.93 per gram
- Malaysia$8.88 per gram
- Nigeria$6.8 per gram
- Honduras$5.3 per gram
- Cambodia$5.0 per gram
- Pakistan$3.0 per gram
- Afghanistan$2.4 per gram
- Kenya$1.9 per gram
Meth Prices per Gram
- Australia$641.4 per gram
- New Zealand$573.9 per gram
- South Korea$562.0 per gram
- Switzerland$286.7 per gram
- Philippines$214.1 per gram
- Indonesia$203.8 per gram
- Saudi Arabia$199.7 per gram
- Singapore$184.25 per gram
- Japan$125.3 to $683.6 per gram
- Afghanistan$105 per gram
- Germany$89.2 per gram
- United Kingdom$88.45 per gram
- China$72.9 per gram
- Malaysia$52.7 per gram
- Czech Republic$52.3 per gram
- Finland$45.9 per gram
- Spain$30.5 per gram
- South Africa$27.0 per gram
- Sweden$25.3 per gram
- Ukraine$25.0 per gram
- Austria$16.7 per gram
- Hungary$14.4 per gram
- Myanmar$13.6 per gram
- Latvia$13.2 per gram
- Honduras$13.0 per gram
- Lithuania$12.7 per gram
- North Korea$11 per gram
- Moldova$5.0 per gram
- Bangladesh$4.5 per tablet
- United States$3.0 to $500.0 per gram
- Cambodia$1.6 per gram
- Laos$1.0 per tablet
Profits from the Business of Crime and Illegal Jobs
- Afghanistan – Taliban$200 Million a year from Opium
- Antique Looter1 percent of final sale price
- Asian Massage Parlor – New Jersey, United States$108,000 per year
- Asian Massage Parlor – Washington DC, United States$1.2 Million per year
- Assassin – Colombia$600 monthly retainer, $3,000 per hit
- Assassin – Mexico$3,000 to teenagers
- Bootlegger – Pakistan$4,000 per year
- Bride Trafficker Broker – Cambodia$1,500 per bride
- Child Beggar – Pakistan$1.88 to $2.36 per day
- Child Beggar – Thailand$20 per day
- Child Begging Ring – China$40,000 per year
- Child Begging Ring – Saudi Arabia$15,000 per month
- Cigarette Smuggler – Mali$200 per trip, $2,000 if cocaine
- Cigarette Smuggling – USA$500,000 from One Run
- Cigarette Truck Unloader – Indian Reservation, USA$200 per truck
- Coal Mining – Mexico$25 Million by Los Zetas
- Coca Farmer – Peru$9,860 per year, $1,554 growing coffee
- Cockfighting – Management of Matches$2,000 a day
- Cockfighting – Prize Money for Winning Rooster$15,000
- Counterfeit Dollars – Peru$20,000 for every $100,000 in fakes
- Counterfeit Drug Seller$450,000 based on $1,000 investment
- Crystal Meth Smuggler – Indonesia$311 per trip
- Custom Officials – Mexico$1 Million per shipment passed through
- Driver License Broker – Afghanistan$10,000 per year
- Drug Dealer – Rio de Janeiro$15 Million in Favelas
- Drug Mule – Indonesia$15,000 to swallow 76 capsules of heroin
- Drug Mule – Panama$5,000 per trip
- Drug Mule – Paraguay Local$200 per trip
- Drug Mule – Paraguay Tourist$3,970 per trip
- Drug Mule – Teen in Mexico$50 to $100 per trip across border
- Drug Smugglers – Guatemala$600 Million to $800 Million per year
- Extortionist – Guatemalan Prison $6,000 a week
- Extortionist Gang – Colombia$100,000 per month
- Fake Degrees – Europe$50 Million per year to 15,000 customers
- Fake Degrees Online Website$5 Million in 9 years
- Fake Viagra Seller- South Korea$0.84 per tablet
- Football Match Fixing Syndicate$15 Billion per year
- Gambling Runners – Singapore$1,957 per day handling bets
- Gold Smuggler – India$33.50 for 10 grams
- Gun Straw Purchasers – United States$500 per gun for Mexican Drug Cartel
- Heroin Dealer – Ireland$694 per week
- High Class Escort – Florida, United States$80,000 a month
- Human Smugglers – Indonesia$1 Million per boat to Australia
- Human Smugglers – South Korea$2,500
- Human Trafficker – Canada$79,380 per year
- Human Trafficker – New York City$100,000 per year
- Human Trafficker – United Kingdom$77,000 per year
- Human Trafficker – Vietnam$470 to move victim to China
- Kidnappers – Virtual Kidnappers$1,000 to $3,000 per ransom
- Legal Brothel Owner40 to 50 percent of sex workers earnings
- Logger – Madagascar$1.33 per kilo for illegal timber
- Marijuana Plant – United States$2,200
- Meth Trafficking – Thailand$168 per trip
- Money Launderer – Mexico15 cents to each dollar laundered
- Money Mule – United Kingdom8 percent of cash laundered
- Oil Thieves – Nigeria$6,098 per day
- Online Dating Scammers – Ivory Coast$13,000 a month
- Online Drug Dealer$3 Million for Top Seller on Silk Road
- Online Extortion$500 to $15,000 in “sextortion”
- Online Game Hacker$16,000 a month in China
- Online Streaming Website$4.4 Million for largest sites
- Opium Farmer – Afghanistan$4,900 vs $770 for wheat farmer
- Opium Farmer – Myanmar$6 per day vs. $1.20 for rice
- Opium Farmer – Students$15 to $20 per day during season
- Organ Trafficker – Turkey$10,000 profit
- Passport Seller – Thailand$200 to sell own passport
- Pickpockets – Barcelona, Spain$6,132 per week
- Pimp$67,200 per year
- Pirate – Somalia$30,000 to $75,000 per hijacking
- Pirated Book Seller – Mumbai, India$2 per book
- Pirated DVD Seller – Los Angeles$50,000 a month
- Pirated DVD Seller – Mexico$2 Million per day
- Pirated Movie Uploader$1 to $2 per 1,000 views
- Poppy Farmer – Afghanistan$10,000 per year, $120 if wheat
- Prison Guard – United States$3,000 to $5,000 Smuggling Contraband
- Prostitute – Brazil$100,000 (High-End Prostitute)
- Prostitute – Calcutta, India$1.85 a day
- Prostitute – Cannes, France$40,000 a night
- Prostitute – Jamaica$470 per day
- Prostitute – Java, Indonesia$952 per month
- Prostitute – Kuwait$570 per month
- Prostitute – Male Prostitute in LondonHigh of $49,000
- Prostitute – Orange Country, California$700 a day
- Prostitute – Pennsylvania, United States$20,000 a week
- Prostitute – South Korea$70 per session
- Prostitute – UgandaUp to $500 a night
- Prostitute – Washington, DC$500 per day
- Prostitutes – Filipino Women in Japan$150 Million a year
- Ransomware$5 Million a year
- Roma Thief$7,000 a month
- Spam Sellers – Russia$60 Million a year
- United States Workers$2 Trillion Not Reported to IRS
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Once you go tiger penis....
I prefer to call them free markets.
Only a matter of time before all black market items are priced in BTC or DRK....
How much for private email server pics of Hillary and Huma scissoring?
Asking for a friend.
800k for a group of three snipers. When they absolutely, positively have to been dead.
So one in the Daltek building, two on the grassy knoll, but how much for the patsy in the school book supository?
Profits from the Business of Crime and Illegal Jobs...how much did the US collect in taxes last year?
#Why Gov?
Looking for a career? Why not consider working for the government?
Bob Solesman
Operations Analyst, IRS
"I analyse financial records to make sure that everyone is paying their taxes in full and on time. The best thing about my job is that I get to use my analytical skills to solve real problems in a relaxed and comfortable environment. The work hours are pretty sweet too - work starts at around 9:00 and most people leave at 5:00 sharp. We believe in work life balance here - there's no point in overworking yourself if you're not in a state to produce quality results.”
Visit www.accredited-times.com to find out more about employment opportunities in local and Federal government.
Wow..
If I go out an hunt me up a pound of bear bile I can afford 5 classy hookers in Cannes.
.. and with my M82 with the Mk4, I could join the team and afford even more Cannes sweeties.
Fake Birth Certificate – USA ask Obama
.. would probably not be a layered .pdf fake like the first one he published.
Tyler you have sucked with all the clickbait, but today you done well. Project Omega and now this. This is fucking awesome. Keep it up.
So roughly the same as San Fran or Chicago?
Here is a full list of whorehouse prices in all 50 states.
LOL.. classic
Why don't we crowdfund some snipers for Dimon, Blankfeind, Reid, Buffett?
Raffle perhaps.
2 raffle a lottery where prizes are guaranteed to be given out The raffle at Club Palooza was the best! Raffles A sexy black dog that will bark at any inanimate objects and rape anything that moves. "Why is that dog barking at a bin?""Must be a Raffles"
Great list. Now I have something to work with!
Look out! Someone hired a Croatian hit-man junker, paid in Angolan prostitutes, funded by North Carolina primo meth, which were all the while funded by Hasbara poppie fields ....Hey, look! A bluebird and a hummingbird playing around. Where were we....
How much for a used FEMA trailer. I need a free place to live. And how much to buy foodstamps from a crackwhore? Honkey needs to eat.
AK in Australia costs 30 times the world average???!!! (Plus we're not allowed to have them). Australians ripped off again. Luckily I found this lovely how-to video:
http://www.northeastshooters.com/vbulletin/threads/179192-DIY-Shovel-AK-...!
Now I just need a furnace and some metal-working talent. Or maybe I'll just have to make-do with one of these:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTlwORrp_WA
But is would probably still cost me more than the world average price of a real one!
Too much personal risk. Bitcoin is not anonymous and neither are electronic communications.
An anonymous internet and currency would launch the world into a new era.
.. would probably not be a layered .pdf fake like the first one he published.
You're probably right - would be done by a professional instead of the office boy-toy down the hall .... the one who spends most of his time catching ....
$20,000 for a prostitue in Pennsylvania??? What the hell? Even @ $700/day is stupid.
I could go down to AJ Gators and score for a lot less than that.
Actually, I kind of liked that figure. I think I'll file it under " Maybe being a single guy would be a hell of a lot cheaper than married." Knowing his taste level and considering I give him my 6K/month salary,he may rethink that idea.
Miffed;-)
Drivers licenses for illegal aliens in California: $25.
Maybe being a single guy would be a hell of a lot cheaper than married
I can vouch for that - being single is a HELL of a lot cheaper ;)
What is the worst a $5 dollar hooker or a $500 dollar hooker.
..it might make a bit of a difference if you were in Somalia.
It's $5 for the somalia hooking itslef, but $500 afterward to leave alive.
Not if you leave with AIDS.
the aids is priceless.
In Re WW4F...
$700/day for a hooker in OC Cali is about average. Remember, they are stating per day. A young, beauty charges $200/hr. So...all she needs is to service 3-4 guys per day.
Wow. I have never had a more difficult time distinguishing between trolling and legitimate progressive insanity until I read the comments on that site.
DP.
#Why Gov?
Looking for a career? Why not consider working for the government?
Bob Solesman
Operations Analyst, IRS
"I analyse financial records to make sure that everyone is paying their taxes in full and on time. The best thing about my job is that I get to use my analytical skills to solve real problems in a relaxed and comfortable environment. The work hours are pretty sweet too - work starts at around 9:00 and most people leave at 5:00 sharp. We believe in work life balance here - there's no point in overworking yourself if you're not in a state to produce quality results.”
Visit www.accredited-times.com to find out more about employment opportunities in local and Federal government.p
Eat a bag of tiger penises.
"Prostitute – Washington, DC$500 per day"
are they talking about the ones inside the capitol building, or outside?
Anyone working for IRS is just an enforcer for the Mob.
Taxation is the equivalent of protection money.
You have to sell your soul to work for .gov
Jackie Brown !
These prices are high n USA "E" $20 a tab and coke $50 a gram or $120 a ball.
8 ball is still $120? Damn that shit must be cut so many times.
Hillary and Huma scissoring?
I cannot believe, for the life of me, that you actually had the gall to mention 'scissoring', albeit by 'the' Billy Bob's Mad Cow Disease, in an article with 'Tiger Penis', in the title.
But, that would explain why the Hills-Have-Eyes was seen in an off the path Hamptons 'corner' store parking lot, troll-aping `round in raggedy ass Joan Crawford 'fuck me quick pumps' and a patched up 'leisure suit ,with, of course, reenforced, 'sown in' seams of a contrasting thread color, screeching like some 'nails scratching the chalkboard', off the meds' schitziod, "Eight Inches or Less".
You should be ashamed of yourself!.
Cocaine does not cost $300/gram in the US. Way lower than that but definitely not $8 per gram low. Not that I would know about such things from direct experience, it's just what people tell me.
A lot of these prices seem way off.
I noticed the same. Some of the stuff is trvial to look up -- escorts advertise, for example, and in DC it's more like $500 per hour, not day. Maybe an ugly streetwalker makes that.
Whoever put the list together missed some pretty obvious research sources.
TER has extensive reviews by country and city - a great Hobbyist resource.
All the hacking stuff seems in line with what I have seen. But if you go down that rabbit hole, you would just do it yourself for nearly free.
The best was someone showing how to manipulate the online casinos, so you always win. They were selling security but posted some of the how tos in a passworded site because he wasn't happy some sites didn't take him seriously.
And if you like your bloody bullshit, you can KEEP your bloody bullshit.
Hmmmm... You can buy a whore for a month. How does that work?
You don't date much do you?
If it floats, flies, or f*cks, better to rent
It was the only way to go
Back in Olongapo
If it floats, flies, or f*cks, better to rent
Words to live by .... seriously ..... lol
Those prostitutes in DC they mention. Would they go by the first names of Senator and Congressman?
The time is now...
www.bitmarkets.org
Open source, peer to peer, fully encrypted bit coin market.
The built in escrow system ensures the completion of any transaction with no third party involved.
I can't afford any of this but the fake Viagra pills.
Miffed;-)
I've got 1300 bucks and a pocket knife.
Barry, go fetch me a tiger penis!
We could all pitch in and pay someone $30 each to remove the sloths from the White House and Capital Hill.
It would seem that one could make a mint in Australia
Liberating the Methamphetamine base from the 3, 4 Methylenedioxy-Methamphetamine (Ecstasy) would net you a fortune.
At $641 per Gram for Methamphetamine and at a relatively cheap $32 price tag for MDMA it is time that some "Breaking Bad" characters to relocate "Down Under" for a bonanza...assuming if they can acquire adequate supplies of the source material of MDMA.
Zerohedge is always a good source for enterprising young Black Marketeers.
(Just don't get caught...)
In Los Angeles it is about $100 dollars for a ball of meth.
But plane tickets to Aussieland are expensive.
Besides there are penalties for smuggling...and the chances of getting caught are high if you are not in the cartel.
It is best to use locally available resources and as the Outback Country is wide open for setting up clandestine labs...
An enterprising young chemist may do well hooking up with a few Meth sluts and manufacturing. All they want is Meth and Sex...lots o' wild sex.
It will be fun...until they get caught.
And I guess it's not so strange that a Lakeside resident would know the business side of Meth. lol
Ex Santee resident
Fake Viagra pills = a placeboner
They're Grrrrrreeeeeeaaaaaaat!
Hmmm.
Kinda like a rabbit's foot.
How lucky was it for the rabbit?
My 17 y.o. daughter and her friends did a group purchase of fake ID's from China for $75/ID.
Almost indistinguisable from the real thing.
Great parenting; keep it up!!
I'm sure your as pure as the driven snow, Croc.
Worry about your own kids. Both mine are in the top 10% academically and in sports.
And they will excel in the corruption of this system. I am certain about that. They will strive for excellence no matter what ethics are shattered.
Principles do not matter, right?
Well they are going to have a very rude awakening...soon...very soon.
But why adhere to a standard of Principles before Profits...or Gain?
That is not rewarded here and now.
My nephew is a PILOT and is a SENIOR at University of North Dakota studying Aeronautical Engineering. He is not even 20 yet.
He plans to enroll at the Stanford Graduate School of Business...for his MBA. He will be accepted.
He accomplished those goals...honestly..and with integrity.
I helped do a fantastic job molding him during the Summers of his youth...when he stayed here for weeks at a time. His involvemnet with the Civil Air Patrol was invaluable. The guidance was excellent.
Dishonesty is not ever acceptable...unless you are invested into the corruption.
It is not about being "pure". EVERYONE makes mistakes. It IS about HONESTY.
Obedience (especially to arbitrary rules) is not a principle. Why must one wait until they are 18 to buy cigarettes or 21 to purchase alcohol?
Be honest to friends and family. It is not necessary to be honest to our psychopathic rulers.
+100!
only thing i would say differently, is that those you call "psychopathic rulers" are not our rulers, they are merely usurpers and pretenders and oppressors. it's up to us to ignore them, to stop paying them any heed, stop paying them any tribute.
each of us is our own rightful ruler.
Precisely,
My daugter was honest with me about her fake ID. I dont have a problem with a 17 y.o drinking as long as it's done responsibly. She has called me twice needing a ride from a party. She knows not to drink and drive.
Tom,
I suggest you also get off you high horse and get back to you pipe bomb making, you hypocritical POS.
She was honest with me.
I guess in your mind she should be honest to the State.
All hail the State.
Your a fooking fool.
do they all say "mr. papagiorgio"?
If you come to LA just walk around MacArthur park for a few minutes. You will be offered whatever id's you want. Sort of like those hooker paper slappers in Vegas.
Had a friend's brother who bought an id making machine just to see how it worked. He could make an id that would swipe with whatever details are needed. It wasn't expensive.
I've been getting ripped off on my tiger penis purchases damnit.
Ok, here's a deal for you. I will regift my fake Viagra pills, slap a tiger penis label on the package and sell them for $600. May be both of us will be satisfied.
Miffed;-)
I sincerely appreciate the offer Miffed but sadly it won't work...I use them for stick shifts on a couple of my cars.
And to Quin below, I know they're real. I compared them to one on a live tiger. You have no idea how much money I had to spend on Bactine after that little adventure. The zookeepers were pretty pissed too...
Mark,
You know, I think that is a pretty damn good use for them. Phallic, sensual, quite apropos! . Heck, if you had a diesel to complete the package and I were single, I'd beg for a ride. Of course, this would depend on you having any appendages left after your unfortunate escapade in their procurement.
Miffed;-)
They were probably fakes too. Most likely you have been making your tiger penis tea out of bear or dog penis....if you are lucky...it was bear or dog penis.
That's what Obama calls Reggie
$1300 for tiger penis is nonsense. Can't get it here for a penny under $1500
$29 for dog meat? Is that per pound?
I think I could make some extra cash if it is...
Thick, dark and hairy. Just like Greek women.
What's the going price for rebel flags?
Heavily discounted in the USA, I'd guess.
Black market?
Aamzing Compilation.
Shows that with enough money you can buy anything except
Personal Serenity and Salvation.
Oh, the Catholic Church will absolutely sell you your salvation if you write them a large enough check.
And we sell personal serenity.
Christ offers it freely, but who wants free?
And the teachers union will give your kid nine months of day care and a placebo education for $25,000 per year.
Absolute bollocks. Indulgences are merely remissions of the temporal punishment due for sin, not "salvation".
One thing missing off the list is how much you can buy a soul for in America they are pritty cheap.
Just open up a neo-pagan club with a huge statue of Satan and have the peeps that want entry to sign a pledge to Satan & pay $10 cover.
They'll pay you!
"...Just open up a neo-pagan club with a huge statue of Satan and have the peeps that want entry to sign a pledge to Satan & pay $10 cover..."
OK - I give up...
Are you referring to the Democratic party, the Republican party or McDonalds?
How much does a top secret cost?
Call 1-800-HILLARY
I'm in the Wrong business...
shoot you can buy all that stuff?
papa's goin shopping.
Our cocaine prices are way too high! Complete robbery!
Although on a serious note imagine the financial impact of going cash free.
That is a very good point and a major hurdle that would have to be overcome for the "cashless" society to see fruition. All that would have to be legalized and I can see that happening; can't you. Maybe within the next 5-10 years.
Round of golf, Washington DC $200
Round of golf and bathouse, Washington DC $1,000
Corruption and the Shadow Economy:
A Structural Equation Model Approach
http://ftp.iza.org/dp4182.pdf
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On the economic incentives for taking bribes
http://projects.iq.harvard.edu/gov2126/files/goelrich_1989.pdf
Afghanistan-Kabul$1,500 for US issued Night Vision Googles
That's a helluva deal!
that is what I say. I am stuck with a monocular ($200).
I'm stuck with grampas old monacle...
In a cashless society, all this would be available on Google.
With PayPal.
Or Google Wallet.
If you want your drug mule in Paraguay you CAN KEEP your drug mule in Paraguay! ;)
Bernanke speech:
Greece: $23,-
So take my AKs, and go to Afghanistan, sell some, defend with the rest, and live like a KING? Got it..
Next time I go to Thailand I am going to pick up a kidney and a monkey... I always wanted a monkey.
I wonder what is so special about the hookers in Cannes... sheesh!
You know what they say about $1,000 blow jobs, they feel pretty much like $20 blow jobs.
Well the $20 blow job may end up even better because maybe she doesn't have any teeth.... just sayin.
Five bucks at Barona Indian Casino...
The monkey might bite your face off. Google it.
I will not stand for being face eater monkeyed that's what shock collars are for. JK
How much for a blowjob from a Thai monkey? Cutting corners over here.
No, you don't want no monkey. They shit in their hand and scatter it like buckshot. We had to off them so they would leave us alone to eat. We called it the M&M diet, Monkeys and Mangos..
Ah yes, the Marine Corps..
Now, THIS shit might provide a legitimate venue for BitCoin. But, NOTHING else.
man, the hooker prices are really out of line, given all the money in the world, I can't think of a porn star I would pay more than $800, even Savannah Gold or Summer Brisele.
Couple years ago I could have had 2 nice pretty young pro's in Austria for 100euro.
I have been told 30 minutes with a nice young lady is $20 at the Cafe Rojo in Quito - $10 at a nightclub in smaller towns. No tipping - the locals don't want the price inflation.
Just to be clear - Please clarify the 'no tip' Rule
Good point. In this context, tipping refers to adding 15% - 20% to the base amount paid as a gratuity in appreciation for good service. The locals want to keep the prices low, I have been told.
I believe he was referring to the tip of his penis but roaming this cite has made me jaded of late. I should really investigate Lady's Home Journal.
Miffed;-)
I ate some of those fake Viagra pills... it gave me a tiger penis.
Look, I just want a seismic earthquake-maker and possibly a thermonuclear butt-plug. Ok, maybe not the thermonuclear....
i have pity for anyone who creates a demand
for tiger penis with the exception of those
representing the pride, itself.
No prices for hash?
wtf?
They don't take American Express. Priced in bitcoin. For current rates see Agora.
Channeling MDB: "That is why we need to ban cash. It would remove all of these disastrous and perfidious practices. Such abhorrrent practices as child murder, killing tigers and hoarding barbarous elements would be forever extirpated. It would be a better world. And besides, everyone would pay their fair share of taxes.
And this also shows why we need the NSA to keep a loving eye over all of us"
I smell a red herring with Japan. The country of Godzilla and porn couldn't increase its GDP when including hookers and blow?
But seriously though, what is the Japanese obsession with office girls, schools girls, wetlook and porn?
A man's life in these parts often depends on a mere scrap of *information*.
Information ---> priceless.
disinformation---> "power".
Tiger penis is just 1,300 dollars?
Wow, if I was a male tiger, I'd be seriously pissed..."You're cutting my dick off for 1,300 dollars? You twisted FUCK!"
Perhaps some day we will be visited by extra-terrestrials who will come to 'harvest' parts of us, for trophies and hides, to help their men get it up, regrow their hair...or to be kept as pets in small plastic containers with water and molded islands topped with green vinyl 'palm trees', and fed with pellets every morning...
This would be justice you know...
You need to watch this Futurama episode if you haven't. In the future, "human horn" is a black market item.
Futurama - Spanish Fry
The movie "I come in peace"
The Predator series too...aren't those insect Rasta-heads after trophies?
I think the girl in species may have ripped a couple off too, you know, when she was done with them.
I rated this article a 5.
It is a wooden stake that ZH should relentlessly hammer into the heart of the vampire.
Man sure works hard to get into that place called hell, for the WAGES of sin is eternal death...so do not blame God for your sin problem.
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Now the works of the flesh are obvious: sexual immorality, moral impurity, promiscuity,
20 idolatry, sorcery, hatreds, strife, jealousy, outbursts of anger, selfish ambitions, dissensions, factions, 21 envy, drunkenness, carousing, and anything similar, about which I tell you in advance-as I told you before-that those who practice such things will not inherit the kingdom of God. 22 But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faith, 23 gentleness, self-control. Against such things there is no law. -------- BTW - verses 20 & 21 is the very nature of man, for man is spiritually still-born. Verses 22 & 23 are what a transformed life looks like; transformed by the gospel...now you know why many hammers have been broken by that old anvil. 2 minutes of truth and enough to damn anyone who watches. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMlv21zGARMI realize we live on a pretty demented planet but, after reading some of the things on that list... We deserve everything some Alien race dishes out on this beautiful blue marble floating in empty solitude.
If you are a creature and you are, then it is the Creator we will have to answer to and He is moral perfection and we are the antithesis; what will we do?
But he created us, so isn't He/She ultimately responsible?
Are you responsible for that which your grown children do?
Are you held liable and accountable for their misdeeds?
Can you see the failure in your argument?
Or are you too blinded by your own arrogance and your own justification, borrowing someone else's misery and embracing it as your own...because you believe that you are your own God?
yes, you are responsible for what your kids do.
"The world is full of bastards, baptized and not baptized" - Ivo Andric, Nobel prize winner for literature.
I would suggest that the "kingdom of heaven" is presently experienced vs. an afterlife concept. I think the passage you quoted earlier essentially boils down to "do the bad stuff, and you'll feel bad (hell/ish) and eventually have bad consequences; do the good stuff, and you'll feel good (heaven/ly) and eventually have good consequences."