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From $1,300 Tiger Penis To $800K Snipers: The Complete Black Market Price Guide
Late last year, we said that "hookers and blow" were set to lift Britain over France as the world’s fifth largest economy.
And we weren’t joking.
As The Telegraph noted when the figures were released, "the Centre for Economics and Business Research said Britain's acceleration was boosted by the inclusion of sex and drugs to UK growth."
France, on the other hand, has taken the moral high ground by "refus[ing] to comply with EU rules because it does not consider [drug use and prostitution] to be 'voluntary commercial activities'".
"Voluntary" or not, failing to include the illicit activities which drive the world’s shadow economies could lead to material miscalculations. And besides, even if one wants to argue that illegality is impossible to measure, surely making an honest attempt to come up with an accurate representation of economic output is preferable to the BEA's now standard practice of simply "adjusting" the real data in order to get a goalseeked outcome. As WSJ put it last June, "if drug sales aren't counted in a place where people spend half their income on drugs, one could conclude, wrongly, that the population saved half its money." The U.N. made a similar argument back in 2008 when it contended that "accounts as a whole are liable to be seriously distorted" if governments refuse to include all transactions.
Fortunately for anyone looking to get a read on the going rate for the various goods and services which comprise the world’s black markets (and in some countries serve as a much needed boon for GDP), Havocscope has a price list for everything you’ve ever wanted to buy (and everything you wouldn’t touch even with Mario Draghi’s hands) from someone in a dark and smoky back alley.
First, a bit on Havocscope’s methodology:
Data listed within Havocscope’s website is collected from credible open-source documents such as newspapers, government reports and academic journals. The source for the figure is clearly listed on each data post. This allows users to see where the information has come from, judge the credibility of the source, and pursue further research if necessary.
That seems fair enough, and so, without further ado, we present current price lists for a veritable smorgasbord of illegal goods and services.
AK-47 and Other Guns on the Black Market
- Afghanistan$1,500
- Afghanistan-Kabul$1,500 for US issued Night Vision Googles
- Australia$15,493 in Sydney
- Average price of AK-47 worldwide$534
- Canada$2,000 for handgun, $600 to rent
- Europe$400 to $900 for Rocket Launchers and AK-47s
- Iraq$800, with Osama Bin Laden’s favorite model for $2,000
- Iraq-Bullets$0.15 to $0.45 per bullet
- Iraq-Rocket Launcher$100, $50 per grenade
- Mexico-AK-47$1,400 on US border/$3,000 in South
- Mexico-Gernade$100 to $500 for M67 Grenade
- Niger Delta-AK-47$75
- Philippines$120 for .22 Caliber Magnum Black Widow
- Profit in the U.S.$500 for selling AK-47 to Drug Cartels
- Somalia$400 for Russian AK-47, $600 for North Korean AK-47
- Sudan$86 for AK-47, $33 for child
- Syria$2,100 for AK-47, $2,000 for RPG
- Thailand$2,600 for gun
- United States$400 in California’s black market
- United States-Small Pistol$20 to $100 in Dallas, TX
- United States – Straw PurchaserUp to $500 per gun
Bribes
- Afghanistan – Election Bribes$1 to $18 per vote
- Afghanistan – Police Bribe$100,000 to be Police Chief
- Afghanistan Average Bribe Amount$214 in 2012
- Africa – Bribe Payments of Govt Officials$20 to $40 Billion
- Amount of Bribes Paid Worldwide$1 Trillion per year
- Bangladesh – Bribes Paid per Household$86
- Businesses – Rise in Market Value from Bribes$11 for $1 in bribe
- Cambodia – Bribes for Fishing Permit$50
- Cambodia – Bribes to Operate Fake License Shop$2.50 per day
- Cambodia – Citizens Paying Bribes to Receive Services72%
- China – Bribe to become a City Assemblyman$44,000
- China – Bribes to Education Officials$10,000 for School Admission
- China – Bribes to Rail Ministry$14,897 for job as Train Attendant
- China – Impact of Bribes on Drug Prices20%
- Companies Asked to Pay Bribes Worldwide28%
- Croatia – Average Bribe Payment$300
- Czech Republic Average Bribe Amount$248 to $497
- Education Corruption1 in 6 students pay bribes
- Greece- Bribes Paid by Families$2,500 to Public Officials
- Guatemala – Bribes from Drug Traffickers$2,500 to Public Officials
- Haiti – Bribe to Border Official for Human Trafficker$400 per immigrant
- Illegal Loggers$25,000 to $50,000 in bribes for permits
- India – Bribe to Sell DVDs$0.18 to Police
- India – Bribes to Police to Sell Water$0.18 to Police
- India – Families Paying Bribes4 million families
- Indonesia – Bribe to Chief Justice$250,000
- Indonesia – Bribe to Oil Regulator$600,000
- Indonesia – Bribes to Prison Guard$500 to use cell phone
- Indonesia – Businesses Paying Bribes60%
- Iraq – Bribes to Prison Guards$100 to Take a Single Shower
- Ivory Coast – Bribes at Traffic Checkpoints$300 Million
- Kenya – Bribes to Customs and Port Officials$5,797 per shipment
- Kenya -Average Bribes Paid Per Month16
- Mexico – Amount of Bribes Paid$2.75 Billion in 2010
- Mexico – Average Bribe Paid$14
- Mexico – Bribes Collected by Police65% less than $6,000
- Mexico – Bribes Paid by Drug Cartel to Police$1.2 Billion Per Year
- Mexico – Sinaloa Cartel Boss to Escape Prison$2.5 Million
- Nigeria – Bribes Accepted by Government Workers$3.2 Billion
- Nigeria – Bribes Paid by Shell$2 Million in bribes, $14 Million in profit
- North Korea – Bribes to Border Guard by Defector$6,000
- North Korea – Bribes to Inspectors$2,000 per visit
- Pakistan – Bribe to Police from Artifact Smuggler$10.62 per day of digging
- Pakistan – Bribes Paid by Smugglers$1,200 to Police Chiefs
- Peru – Bribe to Stop Logging Investigation$5,000
- Romania – Bribe to Receive Brain Surgery$6,500
- Romania – Bribes Paid Per Day$1 Million
- Romania – Bribes to Hospital For Employment$40,000
- Russia – Average Bribe Paid$189
- Russia – Bribes to Forest OfficialsCases of Vodka
- Russia – Business Bribe$10,000
- Russia – Education Admission Bribes$1 Billion
- Russian -Amount of Bribes Paid$5.9 Billion in 2010
- South AfricaTraffic Police Ask for Most Bribes
- Thailand – Bribes to Police to Allow Human Smuggling$160 per migrant
- Thailand – Kickback and Bribes to Officials25-35% of project value
- Thailand -Impact of Bribes on Economy$3.3 Billion
- Ukraine – Bribes to Police$1,000 from brothel owners
- United Kingdom – People who Paid Bribes1 in 20
- United States – Bribe to Border Agent$15,000
- United States – Bribes to Prison Guard$5,000 to pass meth
- United States – Bribes to TSA Screener$2,400 for each suitcase
- United States – Corruption At Workplace60% believe common
- Vietnam – Bribes to Forest Official$2,300
Prices of Computer Hackers and Online Fraud
- AdWords$1,000 to drain competitors AdWords budget
- Botnet – Canada$270 for 1,000 computers
- Botnet – France$200 for 1,000 computers
- Botnet – Russia$200 for 1,000 computers
- Botnet – United Kingdom$240 for 1,000 computers
- Botnet – United States$180 for 1,000 computers
- Botnet – Worldwide$35 for 1,000 computers
- Credit Card – Premium Card with Big Balance$250
- Credit Card and Social Security Number$5
- DDOS a Website$911,000 for gambling website
- Doxing Someone$25 to $100
- Email Addresses – Gmail$200 for 1,000
- Email Addresses – Hotmail$12 for 1,000
- Email Addresses – Yahoo$10 for 1,000
- Facebook Likes$15 for 1,000
- Facebook Spam$13 for page with 30,000 fans
- Hacked Webcam of Boy$0.01
- Hacked Webcam of Girl$1
- Hacking Classes$75
- Online Bank Account – EU4 – 6% of account balance
- Online Bank Account – USA2% of account balance
- Online Extortion$50 to $15,000 in Sextortion Blackmail
- Online Funds to CashCommission between 9% to 40% of Amount
- Online Game Hackers$16,000 per month in China
- PayPal Account6 to 20% of account balance
- Remote Administration Tool$40 for Blackshades
- Stolen Health Insurance Information$1,200 to $1,300
- Twitter Followers$15 for 10,000 Fake Followers
- Website Traffic$1 for 1,000 fake visitors
Cost to Hire a Hitman
- Argentina$3,749 to $5,555
- Australia$13,610 to $83,000
- BoliviaBetween $4,000 to $15,000
- ColombiaBase Salary of $600: $2,000 to $4,000 per hit
- France – Monaco$330,000
- India – MumbaiBetween $35 to $900
- Italy – Mafia Hitman$3,700 for kneecapping, $27,000 for hit
- Mexico – Ciudad Juarez$85 to Minors
- Mexico – Police Chief$20,832 to target Police Chief
- Mexico – Sinaloa$35
- Mexico – Teenage Boys$10,00 to $50,000 per killing
- Mexico – Teenage Girls$1,000 for 2-Week Salary to 16 year old girl
- Philippines Death Squad$110 per hit
- Spain$27 to $69,000
- United States and United KingdomFew hundred to $25,000
- United States Soldier$5,000 by Juarez Drug Cartel
- United States Soldier – Group of Snipers$800,000 for group of 3
Exotic Animals for Sale
- Abalone$52 per kilogram
- African Grey Parrot$2,000
- Arowana Fish$20,000
- Australian Lizard$7,500
- Baby Elephant in Thailand$7,000
- Bear – Complete $4,500 in Taiwan
- Bear Bile$200,000 per pound
- Bear Paws$50 for set of 4
- Black Cockatoo$31,000 in Australia
- Butterfly (Queen Alexandra)$8,195
- Chimpanzee (Live)$50
- Clouded Leopard$5,700 in China
- Dog Meat$29 in Vietnam
- Elephant$28,200
- Elephant Tusk$1,800 in Vietnam
- Frog Legs$11 for a dozen pairs in France
- Geckos from New Zealand$1,300 in Europe
- Geckos in the Philippines$2,300
- Gila Monster$1,500
- Gorillas$400,000
- Iguanas$10,600
- Ivory$850 per kilo in Asia
- Ivory with Carvings$3,000 per kilo
- Komodo Dragon$30,000
- Leopard$5,000
- Leopard Tortoise$403
- Monkey in Europe$123
- Monkey in Thailand$55
- Orangutan$45,000
- Owl$250 in India
- Pangolin$1,000
- Pangolin – Meat$300 per kilogram
- Pangolin – Scales$3,000 per kilogram
- Panther$5,000
- Ploughshare Tortoise$4,000
- Polar Bear Skin$7,760 to $9,930
- Puppies trafficked from Ireland$255 to $1,275 in the UK.
- Rhino Horn Dagger$14,000
- Rhino Horns$65,000 per kilogram
- Rhino Horns (Crushed for medicine powder)$10 in Vietnam
- Shark Fins$100 per kilogram
- Sloths$30 in Colombia
- Snake Venom$215,175 per liter
- Snakes (Banded kraits)$2,190 in India
- Snow Leopard Pelt$1,000 in Afghanistan
- Spotted Salamander$103 on the Internet
- Tiger (Dead)$5,000
- Tiger (Live)$50,000
- Tiger – Baby$3,200
- Tiger Bone$2,000
- Tiger Bone Wine$88
- Tiger Penis$1,300
- Tiger Remains$70,000 in China
- Tiger Skin$35,000
- Tortoises$10,000 in Madagascar
- Totoaba Fish – Bladder$200,000 in China
- Turtle – Chinese Golden Coin$20,000
- Turtle Eggs$1 in Costa Rica
Organ Trafficking Prices and Kidney Transplant Sales
- Average paid by Kidney Buyer$150,000
- Average paid to Seller of Kidney$5,000
- Kidney broker in the Philippines$1,000 to $1,500
- Kidney broker in Yemen$60,000
- Kidney buyer in China$47,500
- Kidney buyer in Egypt$20,000
- Kidney buyer in Israel$125,000 to $135,000
- Kidney buyer in Moldova$100,000 to $250,000
- Kidney buyer in Singapore$300,000
- Kidney buyer in South Africa$200,000
- Kidney buyer in Thailand$10,000
- Kidney buyer in United States$120,000
- Kidney buyers in Saudi Arabia$16,000
- Kidney seller in Bangladesh$2,500
- Kidney seller in China$15,000
- Kidney seller in Costa Rica$20,000
- Kidney seller in Egypt$2,000
- Kidney seller in India$1,000
- Kidney seller in Israel$10,000
- Kidney seller in Kenya$650
- Kidney seller in Moldova$2,500 to $3,000
- Kidney seller in Pakistan$10,000
- Kidney seller in Peru$5,000
- Kidney seller in Romania$2,700
- Kidney seller in Thailand$3,000 to $5,000
- Kidney seller in the Philippines$2,000 to $10,000
- Kidney seller in Turkey$10,000
- Kidney seller in Ukraine$200,000
- Kidney seller in Vietnam$2,410
- Kidney seller in Yemen$5,000
- Kidney Traffickers in Turkey$10,000 profit
- Kidney Transplant Operation – China$15,200
- Kidney Transplant Operation – Europe$32,000
- Liver buyer in China$21,900
- Liver seller in China$3,660
- Lung seller in EuropeAsking price of $312,650
Fake ID Cards, Driver Licenses, and Stolen Passports
- Average Price of a Stolen Passport for Sale$3,500
- Black Market Driver License – New Jersey$2,500 to $7,000
- Black Market Passport – Nepal$6,961
- Black Market Passport – Peru$1,750
- Black Market Passport – Sweden$12,200
- Black Market Passport and Visa – Australia$15,000
- Blank Stolen Passport – UK$1,642
- Fake Green Card$75 to $300
- Fake Birth Certificate – Cuba$10,000 to $50,000
- Fake Car License Plate in Cambodia$4.50 to $10
- Fake Driver License – California$200
- Fake Driver License – Confiscated in New York1,450 in 2012
- Fake ID Card – Malaysia$771 (includes smuggling)
- Fake ID Card – New York$160 in 90 min
- Fake ID Confiscated – Arizona2,064 from students in 2010
- Fake ID Confiscated from China1,700 in 3 months at one airport
- Fake ID from China$300 for 1, $400 for 2
- Fake ID Papers for Residency – USA$2,500 per set
- Fake IDs for Sale – United States$0.1 Billion ($100 Million)
- Fake Passport – Australia$806
- Fake Passport – China$10,000 to $25,000
- Fake Passport – China (Alter Photo)$3,500 to $5,000
- Fake Passport – Egypt, Germany, Morocco$6,830 to Syrian Refugees
- Fake Passport in Thailand – Basic$245 in 2 hours
- Fake Passport in Thailand – Higher Quality$1,000 to $1,250
- Fake Passports in India$294
- Fake Social Security Card$75 to $300
- Lost or Stolen Passport Reported11 Million in 2010
- Passport Selling – Thailand$200
- Stolen ID to buy Health Insurance$1,250
Cocaine Prices
- Kuwait$330 per gram (User Submitted)
- United States$300 to $8 (UN) |$30 (User Submitted) per gram
- Australia$300 per gram
- Japan$269.5 per gram
- Egypt$205.5 per gram
- Ukraine$189.6 per gram
- Denmark$180 per gram (User Submitted) | $89 per gram (UN)
- New Zealand$179.3 per gram
- Moldova$155.4 per gram
- Norway$154.45 per gram
- Saudi Arabia$133.5 per gram
- Romania$132.5 per gram
- Estonia$127.2 per gram
- Iran$126.3 per gram
- Jordan$126.3 per gram
- Cyprus$119.2 per gram
- Philippines$119 per gram
- Pakistan$118.7 per gram
- Latvia $112.6 per gram
- Montenegro$111.2 per gram
- Sweden$110.6 per gram
- Greece$110.3 per gram
- China$106.9 per gram (Hong Kong)
- Finland$106 per gram
- Czech Republic$104.8 per gram
- Croatia$99.4 per gram
- Austria$97.3 per gram
- Indonesia$96.5 per gram
- Switzerland$95.6 per gram
- Bulgaria$94.9 per gram
- Ireland$92.7 per gram
- Italy$91.6 per gram
- Serbia$88.2 per gram
- Germany$86.9 per gram
- Thailand$86.0 per gram
- Zimbabwe$80 per gram (Crack)
- Israel$80 per gram
- Poland$53 per gram
- France$79.5 per gram
- Spain$79.5 per gram
- Albania$79.5 per gram
- Lithuania$78.9 per gram
- Turkey$78.2 per gram
- Hungary$72.1 per gram
- Belgium$67.1 per gram
- United Kingdom$61.5 per gram
- Portugal$61.0 per gram
- Netherlands$58.7 per gram
- Cuba$56.7 per gram
- Lebanon$40.0 per gram
- South Africa$32.7 per gram
- Nigeria$32.5 per gram
- El Salvador$24 per gram
- Paraguay$20 per gram
- Costa Rica$17 per gram
- Guatemala$13.3 per gram
- Brazil$12 per gram
- Haiti$10 per gram
- Chile$8.8 per gram
- Venezuela$9.3 per gram
- Honduras$9.2 per gram
- Dominican Republic$8 per gram
- Argentina$5.9 per gram
- Ecuador$5.0 per gram
- Peru$4.5 per gram
- Bolivia$3.5 per gram
- Colombia$3.5 per gram
Ecstasy Pills Prices
- Myanmar$68.1 per pill
- South Korea$56.0 per pill
- Norway$44.1 per pill
- Montenegro$41.7 per gram
- Egypt$40.2 per pill
- United States$35.5 per pill
- Japan$33.65 per pill
- Vietnam$32.5 per pill
- Australia$32.1 per pill
- Thailand$29.65 per pill
- New Zealand$28.7 per pill
- Philippines$27.5 per pill
- Chile$25 per pill
- Costa Rica$25 per pill
- Ecuador$25.0 per pill
- Colombia$22.6 per pill
- Italy$22.0 per pill
- Dominican Republic$21 per pill
- Singapore$20.25 per pill
- Finland$19.9 per pill
- Switzerland$19.1 per pill
- Romania$18.9 per pill
- Sweden$16.2 per pill
- Malaysia$16.0 per pill
- Jamaica$14.5 per pill
- Spain$13.6 per pill
- Greece$13.2 per pill
- Cyprus$13.2 per pill
- Honduras$13.0 per pill
- Brazil$12 per pill
- Israel$12 per pill
- Czech Republic$10.5 per pill
- Zimbabwe$10 per pill
- Austria$9.7 per pill
- Venezuela$9.4 per pill
- Turkey$9.3 per pill
- Indonesia$9.0 per pill
- Denmark$8.9 per pill
- Bulgaria$8.8 per pill
- Germany$8.7 per pill
- France$7.9 per pill
- Latvia$7.5 per pill
- Guatemala$6.6 per pill
- Ireland$6.6 per pill
- Estonia$6.6 per pill
- Iran$6.2 per pill
- South Africa$5.8 per pill
- Belgium$5.7 per pill
- Cambodia$5 per pill
- Portugal$5 per pill
- Hungary$4.8 per pill
- United Kingdom$4.8 per pill
- Lithuania$4.6 per pill
- China$4.5 per pill
- Netherlands$3.9 per pill
- Croatia$3.3 per gram
- Serbia$2.65 per pill
- Poland$1.7 per pill
Heroin Prices
- Brunei$1330.4 per gram
- New Zealand$717.4 per gram
- Japan$683.6 per gram
- Georgia$650 per gram
- Australia$500 (User Submitted-Perth)|$50.4 per gram (UN)
- Sweden$276.5 per gram
- Denmark$213.6 per gram
- United States$200 (UN) | $110 (User Submitted) per gram
- Ireland$198.7 per gram
- Estonia$190.75 per gram
- Norway$169.1 per gram
- United Arab Emirates$165.0 per gram
- Finland$159.0 per gram
- South Korea$140.0 per gram
- Latvia$132.5 per gram
- Moldova$126.3 per gram
- Bangladesh$125.0 per gram
- Ukraine$123.9 per gram
- Singapore$123.9 per gram
- Philippines$108.8 per gram
- Cyprus$106.0 per gram
- Indonesia$98.95 per gram
- Austria$97.3 per gram
- Thailand$83 per gram
- Italy$80.6 per gram
- Spain$80.4 per gram
- Costa Rica$77.2 per gram
- Lithuania$76.6 per gram
- Croatia$72.9 per gram
- El Salvador$69.0 per gram
- China$66.9 per gram
- Nepal$64.6 per gram
- United Kingdom$61.5 per gram
- Romania$55.05 per gram
- Bulgaria$54.3 per gram
- France$53.0 per gram
- Poland$53.0 per gram
- Czech Republic$52.3 per gram
- Netherlands$50.8 per gram
- Brazil$50 per gram
- Guatemala$49.0 per gram
- Hungary$48.1 per gram
- Germany$48.0 per gram
- Switzerland$47.8 per gram
- Myanmar$47.1 per gram
- Portugal$46.7 per gram
- Greece$46.3 per gram
- Saudi Arabia$42.2 per gram
- Jordan35.1 per gram
- South Africa$35.0 per gram
- Belgium$31.8 per gram
- Turkey$31.1 per gram
- Albania$30.5 per gram
- Israel$28.0 per gram
- Zimbabwe$27.1 per gram
- Serbia$26.5 per gram
- Montenegro$23.6 per gram
- Egypt$22.35 per gram
- Dominican Republic$21.0 per gram
- Iran$20.2 per gram
- Colombia$20.1 per gram
- Lebanon$15.0 per gram
- Ecuador$13.0 per gram
- Venezuela$11.6 per gram
- India$10.93 per gram
- Malaysia$8.88 per gram
- Nigeria$6.8 per gram
- Honduras$5.3 per gram
- Cambodia$5.0 per gram
- Pakistan$3.0 per gram
- Afghanistan$2.4 per gram
- Kenya$1.9 per gram
Meth Prices per Gram
- Australia$641.4 per gram
- New Zealand$573.9 per gram
- South Korea$562.0 per gram
- Switzerland$286.7 per gram
- Philippines$214.1 per gram
- Indonesia$203.8 per gram
- Saudi Arabia$199.7 per gram
- Singapore$184.25 per gram
- Japan$125.3 to $683.6 per gram
- Afghanistan$105 per gram
- Germany$89.2 per gram
- United Kingdom$88.45 per gram
- China$72.9 per gram
- Malaysia$52.7 per gram
- Czech Republic$52.3 per gram
- Finland$45.9 per gram
- Spain$30.5 per gram
- South Africa$27.0 per gram
- Sweden$25.3 per gram
- Ukraine$25.0 per gram
- Austria$16.7 per gram
- Hungary$14.4 per gram
- Myanmar$13.6 per gram
- Latvia$13.2 per gram
- Honduras$13.0 per gram
- Lithuania$12.7 per gram
- North Korea$11 per gram
- Moldova$5.0 per gram
- Bangladesh$4.5 per tablet
- United States$3.0 to $500.0 per gram
- Cambodia$1.6 per gram
- Laos$1.0 per tablet
Profits from the Business of Crime and Illegal Jobs
- Afghanistan – Taliban$200 Million a year from Opium
- Antique Looter1 percent of final sale price
- Asian Massage Parlor – New Jersey, United States$108,000 per year
- Asian Massage Parlor – Washington DC, United States$1.2 Million per year
- Assassin – Colombia$600 monthly retainer, $3,000 per hit
- Assassin – Mexico$3,000 to teenagers
- Bootlegger – Pakistan$4,000 per year
- Bride Trafficker Broker – Cambodia$1,500 per bride
- Child Beggar – Pakistan$1.88 to $2.36 per day
- Child Beggar – Thailand$20 per day
- Child Begging Ring – China$40,000 per year
- Child Begging Ring – Saudi Arabia$15,000 per month
- Cigarette Smuggler – Mali$200 per trip, $2,000 if cocaine
- Cigarette Smuggling – USA$500,000 from One Run
- Cigarette Truck Unloader – Indian Reservation, USA$200 per truck
- Coal Mining – Mexico$25 Million by Los Zetas
- Coca Farmer – Peru$9,860 per year, $1,554 growing coffee
- Cockfighting – Management of Matches$2,000 a day
- Cockfighting – Prize Money for Winning Rooster$15,000
- Counterfeit Dollars – Peru$20,000 for every $100,000 in fakes
- Counterfeit Drug Seller$450,000 based on $1,000 investment
- Crystal Meth Smuggler – Indonesia$311 per trip
- Custom Officials – Mexico$1 Million per shipment passed through
- Driver License Broker – Afghanistan$10,000 per year
- Drug Dealer – Rio de Janeiro$15 Million in Favelas
- Drug Mule – Indonesia$15,000 to swallow 76 capsules of heroin
- Drug Mule – Panama$5,000 per trip
- Drug Mule – Paraguay Local$200 per trip
- Drug Mule – Paraguay Tourist$3,970 per trip
- Drug Mule – Teen in Mexico$50 to $100 per trip across border
- Drug Smugglers – Guatemala$600 Million to $800 Million per year
- Extortionist – Guatemalan Prison $6,000 a week
- Extortionist Gang – Colombia$100,000 per month
- Fake Degrees – Europe$50 Million per year to 15,000 customers
- Fake Degrees Online Website$5 Million in 9 years
- Fake Viagra Seller- South Korea$0.84 per tablet
- Football Match Fixing Syndicate$15 Billion per year
- Gambling Runners – Singapore$1,957 per day handling bets
- Gold Smuggler – India$33.50 for 10 grams
- Gun Straw Purchasers – United States$500 per gun for Mexican Drug Cartel
- Heroin Dealer – Ireland$694 per week
- High Class Escort – Florida, United States$80,000 a month
- Human Smugglers – Indonesia$1 Million per boat to Australia
- Human Smugglers – South Korea$2,500
- Human Trafficker – Canada$79,380 per year
- Human Trafficker – New York City$100,000 per year
- Human Trafficker – United Kingdom$77,000 per year
- Human Trafficker – Vietnam$470 to move victim to China
- Kidnappers – Virtual Kidnappers$1,000 to $3,000 per ransom
- Legal Brothel Owner40 to 50 percent of sex workers earnings
- Logger – Madagascar$1.33 per kilo for illegal timber
- Marijuana Plant – United States$2,200
- Meth Trafficking – Thailand$168 per trip
- Money Launderer – Mexico15 cents to each dollar laundered
- Money Mule – United Kingdom8 percent of cash laundered
- Oil Thieves – Nigeria$6,098 per day
- Online Dating Scammers – Ivory Coast$13,000 a month
- Online Drug Dealer$3 Million for Top Seller on Silk Road
- Online Extortion$500 to $15,000 in “sextortion”
- Online Game Hacker$16,000 a month in China
- Online Streaming Website$4.4 Million for largest sites
- Opium Farmer – Afghanistan$4,900 vs $770 for wheat farmer
- Opium Farmer – Myanmar$6 per day vs. $1.20 for rice
- Opium Farmer – Students$15 to $20 per day during season
- Organ Trafficker – Turkey$10,000 profit
- Passport Seller – Thailand$200 to sell own passport
- Pickpockets – Barcelona, Spain$6,132 per week
- Pimp$67,200 per year
- Pirate – Somalia$30,000 to $75,000 per hijacking
- Pirated Book Seller – Mumbai, India$2 per book
- Pirated DVD Seller – Los Angeles$50,000 a month
- Pirated DVD Seller – Mexico$2 Million per day
- Pirated Movie Uploader$1 to $2 per 1,000 views
- Poppy Farmer – Afghanistan$10,000 per year, $120 if wheat
- Prison Guard – United States$3,000 to $5,000 Smuggling Contraband
- Prostitute – Brazil$100,000 (High-End Prostitute)
- Prostitute – Calcutta, India$1.85 a day
- Prostitute – Cannes, France$40,000 a night
- Prostitute – Jamaica$470 per day
- Prostitute – Java, Indonesia$952 per month
- Prostitute – Kuwait$570 per month
- Prostitute – Male Prostitute in LondonHigh of $49,000
- Prostitute – Orange Country, California$700 a day
- Prostitute – Pennsylvania, United States$20,000 a week
- Prostitute – South Korea$70 per session
- Prostitute – UgandaUp to $500 a night
- Prostitute – Washington, DC$500 per day
- Prostitutes – Filipino Women in Japan$150 Million a year
- Ransomware$5 Million a year
- Roma Thief$7,000 a month
- Spam Sellers – Russia$60 Million a year
- United States Workers$2 Trillion Not Reported to IRS
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Cross the AK's off the list because I already have one that is basically new and paid less.
Jeb Bush linked to Drug Cartels and Money Laundering
Dad's business
http://www.infowars.com/exclusive-jeb-bush-linked-to-cartel-money-launde...
You wont see a ZH article on it, so I posted a link.
Old news; it is well known that the Bush family along with the Clinton's are the drug cartel. Why do you think we are in Afghanistan with US military guarding over it, and US bases in Turkey processing and transporting...10 years and running and now a new indefinitely time frame in Afghanistan. Yes American youth dying for Bankers and Politicians, but keep waving the Red, White and cry the Blues. Sad, but true, but man cannot handle carnal truth, much less spiritual truth which far surpasses the carnal, for carnal is but for a time, spiritual is the absence of time or eternal or forever.
Chuck: Jeb Bush linked to Drug Cartels and Money Laundering
Dad's business
Veterans Today (Gordon Duff....of course everything Republican is bad and everything Democrat is good).....has done quite a few essays on that subject.
Wayne Madsen is one of the few investigative reporters left out there.
He looks at the evidence.
Both families are dirty on drugs.
I stopped reading here.... ""if drug sales aren't counted......................."
Banks would collapse in 15 minutes.
AND STILL HERE'S PEOPLE WITHOUT A JOB?!?
And what's the price to bribe a president in the US?
Absolutely. Anyone that doesn't have a job, doesn't want one.
And the President is way above petty bribes, after all he's got the nation's people to watch out for.
Not too much.
When they are taken into the Movie Theater located in that White House and they are shown that Zapruder Film Clip and are threatened by US Treasury Agents, the Secret Service, that, "This can happen to you.", then most of those Presidents usually get that message quite loud and clear.
And Ronald Reagan thought that they were actually concerned?!? Now that was laughable...tragically laughable. It took a bullet in his chest to convince him otherwise.
Nine rounds of golf, and a hummer (and I dont mean the pretentious 'penis on wheels')
a gram of blow is 3 hundo. must be near pure?
The US Military should buy their night vision goggle in Kabul - they are cheaper than MIC prices
How much is a human life targeted by the DC US and Zion's drones worth?! How much is the life of an American citizen target for plunder, torture, slavery, and/or death by the DC US and Zion's treasonous gun and badge thugs worth?!
Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission..
Religious school attacked
It is one of the worst incidents of the entire drones campaign, yet one of the least reported. A CIA strike on a madrassa or religious school in 2006 killed up to 69 children, among 80 civilians.
The attack was on a religious seminary in Chenegai, in Bajaur Agency.
CIA drones attacked on October 30, flattening much of the school. Their target was reportedly the headmaster, a known militant. According to some reports, there was also a token late contribution to the assault by Pakistani military helicopters. But dozens of children were also killed, the youngest aged seven.
https://www.thebureauinvestigates.com/2011/08/11/more-than-160-children-...
One year ago, an 18-year old black man was fatally shot in Ferguson, Missouri by a police officer. Michael Brown’s death ignited a country-wide debate about the excessive amount of violence that occurs at the hand of police – particularly to African-Americans. Since then, at least 1,083 people have been killed by police in America...
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-08-11/mapping-1083-people-killed-cops...
Kill all of them and let God sort it out. Or, kill everyone and leave the earth to regenerate.
"On soft gray mornings widows cry
The wise men share a joke
I run to grasp divining signs
To satisfy the hoax
The yellow jester does not play
But gently pulls the strings
And smiles as the puppets dance
In the court of the crimson king"
Children of Men
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yKNmdaANLM
"We think it is worth the price". Rememer who said that?
finally zerohedge publishes something important...
Very,very,very long time. My last "something important" article before this one was last May.
As long as there are suits to impress so they may have suits to press, then "important" articles are blue moons.
It is all part of the legend that ZH endeavors to "liberate opressed knowledge." ...uh huh.
Where is the baby parts from Planned Parenthood on the list?
I know I paid a hell of a lot less for my Tiger Penis. I bought the fucking dip, dontcha know.
GDP is an arbitrary irrational unmeasurable concept. Only thing that matters for governments should be taxation.
How much is taxed out of a region matters more than bizantine talks on GDP.
The fact that there are no listed prices for good quality hash (Morrocan, Lebanese and to a lesser extent Afghan, Indian an Nepalese), proves people have no taste these days.
The drug trade is the reason the USSA will not go cash free. Imagine the loss of revenue to the CIA.
Omar says your're OK.
Some published prices from several years back:
IRS tax return, ordinary citizen, $500
IRS tax return, celebrity, $2,000 - 3,000
Christmas will be here before you know it. Get your order in early and avoid the rush.
Remind me to open my Asian massage parlor in DC rather than New Jersey.
I have some Totoaba Fish Bladders available. Fresh. Very reasonable. Text me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OrxQ5cKaOQ
How can I buy nuggets online?
What the heck do you get from a Brazilian "high-end hooker" for $100k? Besides the obvious.
You can get a Venezuelan hooker for a new BIC lighter, and a Zimbabwean hooker for a raisin..
And Yellen feigns deflation and I can't afford to get a bag of nuggets to keep my wake and bake going!
There is plenty of inflation according to these numbers.
What's a"Filthy Finkenbinder" going for these days? Does he just hang out with Obama for the free golf and taxpayer funded vacations all over the world, or is he Obama's Huma?
I didn't see a price for a Master-Blaster??????
For those that don't know: A Master-Blaster is the act of receiving felation while smoking cocaine!
It was the ultimate indulgence in the last century. The bitchz would always want another hit and it was awesome to utter "you know the drill!".
That was the basest depravity I have ever witnessed! Those were the days!
FOR REAL.....
and how much for a Blumpkin or a Philly Sidecar?
How is dog meat exotic? I'm sure I had some in Markham a couple months ago.
....
opps!
I'm moving to Columbia!!!
And what's wrong with not reporting income to the fucking IRS?? Last time we talked, everyone here wants those jackasses hanging by trees.
I was looking for a new image...thanks for the inspiration.
It happens all the time (I'm assuming you weren't taking about British Columbia or DC;-)...just the other day I saw a NYT "correction" saying the misspelled it...again...jajjajajja (http://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/11/fashion/medelln-colombia-fashion.html)
In El Dorado Airport in Bogota they sell these: https://www.etsy.com/listing/210586159/its-colombia-not-columbia-camiset...
I like to see a culture embrace their jokes...but I'm half Polish so it's kind of out of necessity for me.
Oh...and I am planning on moving there eventually, but I think for somewhat different reasons ;-)
Thanks a million for the price list. Looks like I've been undercharging for those things.
Didn't see a 'Buy It Now' button to click. Must be a problem with my browser.
I expected a shopping car and bitcoin pay option.
Sombody figured out already which country is best to live in if you want you illegal stuff?
No, kidding. The world is pretty much fucked up and anything/anybody is for/on sale.
A few years ago my Mother in Law (now ex, as I'm divorced) who lives in Zihuatanejo GRO, MX, told us that a young neighborhood girl had gone missing; she was six years old.
A week later we spoke with her, and she told us that they found the little girl in a ditch with all of her organs removed.
I hope that whomever did this to her rots in hell or wherever these sick people go when dead!
SH
Dear Santa bring me an AK 47 for Christmas. It is more popular than the latest iPhone.
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$49,000 for a male prostitute in London. Really? I don't think this survey has much credibility.
I was thinking of investing in a condo. Does anyone have any suggestions on alternatives?
When I was a young man, I enjoyed prostitutes, but not anymore. I'm not interested to be honest.
I hope to find a new woman that I can communicate with, that I have something in common with.
Sex is great, but its not lasting if you have nothing in common with your partner.
I can't stand bossy women. If you are going to boss me around, you should at least suck my cock, but you wont. I really don't care about it. to be honest!
SH
Where are the bribes to politicians? It only cost $17,000 each to get TPP passed, sight unseen.
They bribed to have them removed from the bribe list
Yo bro... nuthin like a free market....
Its a devil's world
666
One demon ... $4,200 ... If opting for trade of soul with the devil you name price
Heroine , cocaine, marijuana, guns, grenades
The prices are listed above already
Take your pick
€80 billion buys you Greece and all the assets in it. Ok, you also get 10 million Greek but the government has agreed to starve them.
Surgeon sniper rifle + 5,000 RDS getting perfect dope for 1000 meter shots $20,000
Military sniper training or equal 4 years minimum
Opportunity for one gig per year and +$250k annual tax free income?
Priceless.
Quality can still be obtained in the USA better than anywhere else on earth, and it is recognized and rewarded.
Appears to be some major bias in the Havocscope reporting.
For example, obvious USA corruption is falsely reported as CUBAN>
Falsely listed by Havocscope as CUBAN illegality:
"A man in the US State of Florida was selling counterfeit Cuban birth certificates to illegal immigrants in the United States. Due to US immigration policy, Cuban nationals are able to apply for a green card after one year of being in the country.
... and paid between $10,000 to $50,000 for the fake documents."
ZH readers may also notice the absence of LIBOR and HFT fraud in the reports.
Massive USA corruption is typically overlooked in UN and other studies of corrupt activities. Outsourced corruption is also reported as local. Is bribery by an international corporation strictly indicative of local corruption in the country where the bribe took place? Are US and other (IMF approved) loans to corrupt tyrannies (often to purchase US weaponry or get economic concessions) typically overlooked as corruption?
I didn't see "unfucking yourself from your social security number" offered a a service
...heroin...
which grade?
a pure nonsense.
for 10% grade heroin you pay $40 and not 50.
Having done intel work in some of these places and associated with others who've done work in them, I can say this list is utter BS.
wrg