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Impeaching A Brazilian President In 5 Easy Steps

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Make no mistake, we’ve been tough on South America’s most important economy lately.

Here is a representative sample of our most recent Brazil-related stories:

Even if you came in knowing absolutely nothing about the country’s myriad economic, social, and political problems, those headlines alone should be enough to give you an idea of how truly perilous the situation has become. In short, Brazil is at the center of a great EM unwind catalyzed by slowing demand from China, falling commodity prices, and the threat of a Fed rate hike. Beijing’s move to devalue the yuan this week only served to exacerbate the problem.

And while the country struggles to cope with the worst stagflationary nightmare in a decade while simultaneously staring down twin deficits (on the budget and current account), embattled President Dilma Rousseff is now Brazil's most unpopular democratically elected president since a military dictatorship ended in 1985, with an approval rating of just 8%. 


On the economic front, the situation is pretty much intractable and as Goldman recently noted, all roads now lead to further BRL devaluation. A downgrade to junk is probably just around the corner. For the visually inclined, here are two graphics which illustrate the stagflationary sinkhole and the deficit debacle:

 

The political situation is equally desperate although fortunately, there’s a quick fix for that: impeachment.

With Rousseff facing a litany of accusations which, as Bloomberg notes, range from "doctoring last year’s fiscal accounts to being negligent while chairman of Petrobras," we present a step-by-step guide to impeaching a Brazilian president:

 

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Thu, 08/13/2015 - 14:48 | 6423095 InjectTheVenom
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eff Brazil ... how about impeaching our GIC ?   (golfer-in-chief)

Thu, 08/13/2015 - 14:51 | 6423122 KnuckleDragger-X
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Only if he screws over the mega-banks, other than that, he's shiny.....

Thu, 08/13/2015 - 14:52 | 6423125 JLO
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You mean as long as he does what the jews tell him

Thu, 08/13/2015 - 15:50 | 6423364 kaiserhoff
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Impeachment, yaz...

  So how is that working out for Venezuela?

  Now those folks have some issues with their gubbermint.

Thu, 08/13/2015 - 15:57 | 6423397 FreeMoney
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If only those evil capitalists would stop undermining the Government the socialist utopia would flourish.....hahaha.

Thu, 08/13/2015 - 16:04 | 6423426 0b1knob
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< Brazil is the next Argentina or Venezuela.

< Brazil is the next Detroit.

Thu, 08/13/2015 - 16:34 | 6423525 KnuckleDragger-X
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Tough choice, but I went with Venezuela...

Thu, 08/13/2015 - 14:58 | 6423162 TeamDepends
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A free market capitalism financial system governed by a Constitutional Republic is the only soil in which freedom and prosperity for all can grow.

Thu, 08/13/2015 - 15:28 | 6423287 ufos8mycow
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You know it's bad when the military doesn't even want the job.

Thu, 08/13/2015 - 16:26 | 6423499 Closet Boy
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It was not long ago when the mil was in charge.  Today, for the most part, the command and control structure of the old guard remains. Speaking with the old dogs at the various metro termas, they have about had it with the socialists and communists.   

Thu, 08/13/2015 - 15:01 | 6423176 European American
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"Impeach"?

You're way too kind.

Thu, 08/13/2015 - 15:24 | 6423273 I Eat Your Dingos
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Good one, but I think Obama is more Goofy than a Golfer. Could it be GIC (Goofer-in-chief)? He goofs up on American policies and Americans pay for it. Oh silly Obama goofs at golfing too. He's a wannabe golfer too.

Thu, 08/13/2015 - 14:51 | 6423109 Chuck Knoblauch
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Aren't you tired of this bullshit yet?

Brazil needs nuclear weapons.

If good for Iran, why not Brazil too?

Thu, 08/13/2015 - 14:50 | 6423114 JLO
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Would like to see the same plan in the USA.

Thu, 08/13/2015 - 14:55 | 6423144 youngman
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The Economy will be easy to turn around..the corruption will never stop...that is the problem

Thu, 08/13/2015 - 16:21 | 6423489 confidant64
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Right...corruption is endemic in that country, biggest pigsty of course is Petrobras.

Thu, 08/13/2015 - 14:56 | 6423150 aliki
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they still have some of the hotest girls on the planet

Thu, 08/13/2015 - 15:43 | 6423337 Skip
Thu, 08/13/2015 - 14:58 | 6423161 gwar5
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Wow. The former marxist revolutionary, and guerilla fighter, who became the Brazilian president detroyed her country like clockwork. Whocouldanode it?

 

https://search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?p=rousseff+marxist+pictures&ei=UTF-8...

 

Thu, 08/13/2015 - 15:06 | 6423193 Dr. Engali
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What is t that all these collapsing countries have in common? What one thing is there that continues to weigh on and drag down their eCONomies? Could it be the massive amount of debt they acquired over the years? Nah, it must be something else.

Thu, 08/13/2015 - 15:54 | 6423385 FreeMoney
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Maybe advice from Goldman Sachs?

Thu, 08/13/2015 - 15:07 | 6423197 slaughterer
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Save this lesson for when we need to impeach Hitlery.

Thu, 08/13/2015 - 15:08 | 6423202 sagitarius
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What about the impeachment of the moron in WH?
Why are you bothered by Brazil?

Thu, 08/13/2015 - 15:11 | 6423214 agstacks
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I don't understand why she feels she has to take the blame here?   Doesn't Brazil have an opposing conservative party to place all blame on? Obviously, there are sexists opposing her because they cannot stand being governed by a woman.  Ooooh, ooooh, or foreign speculators, one of those should do..

 

 

Thu, 08/13/2015 - 15:10 | 6423215 Fullthrottle
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Make her Bath is her own feces, thats right, she does anyway. 

Thu, 08/13/2015 - 15:18 | 6423244 NoWayJose
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Ah, for the good old days, when emperors and kings would be stabbed or poisoned by associates, or when you could storm a castle where they were hiding...

Thu, 08/13/2015 - 15:38 | 6423315 Skip
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Dilma Rousseff and Cristina Fernández de Kirchner are both Jews and both leftists. Both have had critics who were mysteriously murdered.

Lula handpicked Rousseff. Lula was the President who said that all of the economic problems of the world was due to blue-eyed people.

Argentina I don't care for, but Brazil has a great potential, of course the problem is they have an increasing demographic skew that prohibits it. Also the government is against the White population.

Like America, this will all end in tears...

Ann Coulter Right, Fred Reed Wrong, On Mexico’s Age Of Consent (And Litter)

Thu, 08/13/2015 - 15:39 | 6423324 Mike Honcho
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Can we just stick to the smokin hottie Brazillian pics please.

Thu, 08/13/2015 - 15:51 | 6423371 gdpetti
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Looks like our 'economic hitmen' are doing a nice job, perhaps the jackals won't be needed in this regime change op?

Thu, 08/13/2015 - 16:43 | 6423555 Salah
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This woman is clearly a twit, but Brazil is the most decentralized country in the world...we'll see if they pull it off.

http://www.academia.edu/208068/Which_Way_The_Politics_of_Decentralizatio...

Thu, 08/13/2015 - 17:39 | 6423806 smacker
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"Brazil is the most decentralized country in the world"

It's also one of the most corporatist largely run by big industry oligarchs with slimeball political elites in their pockets taking bribes.

Petrobrás is the tip of the iceberg.

Thu, 08/13/2015 - 17:17 | 6423701 Alok
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bushit, pure bulshit...  

Thu, 08/13/2015 - 17:42 | 6423823 juliohm
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Those are five easy steps, but the context around it is relatively more complicated. Opposition parties can't get their heads together in unity to agree on impeachment, as they try to assemble popular support. Also, at the lower house, Eduardo Cunha is close to being caught in the midst of the "Car Wash" graft scandal. One of the plea bargains (from Julio Camargo) declared on record that Cunha demanded R$5mi (around US$1.35mi) in kickbacks in some sleezy face-to-face hotel meeting. If he can't manage to get out of this mess, he's expected to be indicted by the end of this month and may be removed from office.

As we Brazilians have come to know and appreciate him, "Cunha Underwood" is a top influential figure, with allegedly hundreds of state representatives under his wing. If he's removed, there's no telling who's going replace him.

Welcome to Brazil. Political crisis at its best.

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