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Caught On Tape: Hillary Clinton Explains Why She Loves Snapchat

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Sometimes laughter is the best medicine, especially when you’re running a Presidential campaign that’s rapidly losing momentum thanks to an FBI investigation into your e-mailing habits and a suddenly popular socialist who is surging in the polls.

And while we appreciate a good joke now and again, we think this might come across as a bit sinister to some "everyday American" folks...

 

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Sat, 08/15/2015 - 15:53 | 6429574 Berspankme
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Somebody please put this old sow out to pasture

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 15:58 | 6429584 TeamDepends
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And we would love it, Hillary, if you would disappear all by yourself.

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 16:04 | 6429594 Supernova Born
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Who controls America?

Whomever controls NSA servers.

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 16:05 | 6429605 Looney
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Wouldn’t it be hilarious if some foreign hackers published one of Hillary’s emails from her private server, while she was the Secretary of State? Just like they did with Nuland’s “Fuck the EU!” or McCain’s video of staged ISIS execution. ;-)

Looney

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 16:24 | 6429652 PontifexMaximus
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Will never happen!

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 16:29 | 6429663 TeamDepends
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Tyler, a "computer glitch or power outage" has shut down flights around DC. Perhaps the Chinese are none too happy with their new lake.http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/15/travel/flight-delays-dc-new-york/index.htm...

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 16:49 | 6429710 macholatte
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Is that the smell of another Presidential Pardon?

 

Obama and the Clintons: Top Dems mingle on Martha's Vineyard

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_DEM_2016_CLINTON_OBAMA?SITE=AP...


Sat, 08/15/2015 - 16:55 | 6429729 ufos8mycow
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If she isn't an employee of the Federal government anymore why does she still have access to the information on her server? Isn't there a law or something saying that once someone laves employment that they have to turn over all work related material and supplies?

 

If i work at a company and leave the job does that mean I get to keep all of the companies information on my work issued laptop that I still have?

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 16:59 | 6429747 Manthong
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Pathetic.

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 17:09 | 6429773 SmokinMonkey
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Hitlery is not funny.  She put national security at risk and then makes a joke about it.  

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 17:40 | 6429848 knukles
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What the fuck is Snatchchat?

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 18:59 | 6430076 TeamDepends
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The Vagina Monologues.

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 19:37 | 6430177 FreeMoney
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And I thought the NSA had copies of every email ever sent...

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 20:06 | 6430261 insanelysane
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"If she isn't an employee of the Federal government anymore why does she still have access to the information on her server?"

Exactly!  They are not your emails, they are the company's emails.  What she did (and continues to do) was/is wrong on so many levels.

Sun, 08/16/2015 - 14:36 | 6432410 Crash Overide
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"If she isn't an employee of the Federal government anymore why does she still have access to the information on her server? Isn't there a law or something saying that once someone laves employment that they have to turn over all work related material and supplies?"

 

I forget the name of the form but she was supposed to sign off on all the turnover of her records once vacating the position.

She did not sign the form, again playing by her own rules not the law she is supposed to protect by swearing an oath to serve in said position.

 

http://www.state.gov/img/09/30747/2009_02_02_clinton-SIC_600_1.jpg

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 17:35 | 6429837 pupdog1
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That cunt's State Department e-mails are work product belonging to the American taxpayer and controlled by the feds. They are not her papers or property.

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 17:44 | 6429868 Arnold
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gosh, the perfect world is the next one over.

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 23:47 | 6430829 TheReplacement
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Your query should be all the evidence anyone needs to really know that nothing is going to happen to her.  If she were going to be held to account then she would already be in jail.

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 18:29 | 6429981 de3de8
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She really thinks she is untouchable, and in current climate probably so.

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 18:43 | 6430022 piratepiet2
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The coordinates of those servers, please.

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 16:03 | 6429596 Bumpo
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Reminds me of Obahbah when he makes jokes about his missing Biirth Certificate. No one is laughing. I know it feels better to confess. Can't blame the Fuck Heads for needing to get some of that guilt off their chest. 

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 16:10 | 6429614 Bay of Pigs
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She is a despicable, rotten, lying and truly evil monster. How anyone cannot see through her feinged attempt humor is beyond me.

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 16:18 | 6429634 Pure Evil
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The real sickening part is the subserviant servile crowd laughing, clapping, and giggling at her joke.

The words toadies and sychophants come to mind.

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 17:46 | 6429870 KenShabby
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Delusional dumbass motherfuckers is more like it.

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 22:29 | 6430653 Anunnaki
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Paid to applaud and guffaw

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 18:58 | 6430050 piratepiet2
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The missing birth certificate was a distraction tactic I would guess.  They justed enjoyed to lead their opponents into a false alley by giving the impression there was an issue with it.   

Hell, maybe even this email story is a distraction tactic; and all of you guys jumping on the bandwagon trolls ?

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 16:03 | 6429600 Winston Churchill
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Gallows humor, I hope.

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 16:26 | 6429659 I Eat Your Dingos
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Anyone serving under Obama's administration can disappear

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 16:28 | 6429662 bamawatson
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hitlary is upset with her staff, so she chewed huma out

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 17:32 | 6429828 pupdog1
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That would explain the carpet rash.

Sun, 08/16/2015 - 01:10 | 6430945 OldPhart
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Been taking a collection for her personal nailgun.  So far I've raised enough for her personal nuke and a variety of WMD's.

Sun, 08/16/2015 - 07:30 | 6431276 percyklein
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Just throw some water on her -- disappearing is the guaranteed result (Wizard of Oz).

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 15:57 | 6429585 Cognitive Dissonance
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Silly Hillary. The NSA backs up EVERYTHING.

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 16:16 | 6429631 stacking12321
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ok, sure, but why should that matter? they are playing for the same team, and the nsa already has plenty of blackmail material on her, a little more won't change anything.

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 17:42 | 6429858 knukles
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NSA has plenty of blackmail information on every single person and incident in the entire world.

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 17:43 | 6429866 tarabel
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I'm sure there are lots of people who have hacked this stuff.

But they face a conundrum...

They can use it to keep her from getting elected but she can't execute any deals to pay them off unless she is elected-- at which time their leverage over her ceases.

Then they'll have to get back in line with all the other regular payola participants and buy her at the new, higher market price.

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 17:58 | 6429900 Arnold
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Well, she is in no way of Manchurian heritage.

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 15:58 | 6429579 Supernova Born
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Hillary can erase the Snapchat servers too?

 

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 15:57 | 6429586 pot_and_kettle
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funny twat is funny

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 15:57 | 6429588 pupdog1
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She has the charisma of Hitler in the 1930s.

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 15:59 | 6429591 Headbanger
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Moar like Stalin!

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 16:08 | 6429607 stant
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Wo-Man of steal

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 16:23 | 6429644 divedivedive
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Ready TrumpTroopers ?

That is my impresion of Trump.

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 17:53 | 6429888 Arnold
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geeze Louise

 

Let Mr Trumph go rogue for as long as he needs.

It's good for you.

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 16:26 | 6429658 dirty dolphin
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My morning deuce has more charisma.

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 15:59 | 6429593 ali-ali-al-qomfri
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yes, disappear. that would be nice

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 16:01 | 6429597 Occams_Chainsaw
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I thought the headline said Snatchsnack.  Nothing to see here.....

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 17:43 | 6429860 knukles
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That's the new taco IPO

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 16:08 | 6429608 One Eyed Jack
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That's funny; she must have been reassured that the administration won't be seeking an indictment. Or she has so much hubris that she believes her own bullshit.

Either way every dog has its day in the sun.

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 16:09 | 6429609 B2u
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Fuck you Hilbut.

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 16:09 | 6429611 Bunga Bunga
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... until someone archives them.  The internet forgets nothing.

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 18:38 | 6430007 Arnold
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contribute something worth reading.

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 16:09 | 6429612 Chuck Knoblauch
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Her existence depresses me.

Not because she's a woman.

I love women.

I just don't like her vibe.

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 16:12 | 6429619 WarPony
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"Would someone please show this poor asshole the way out of town?"

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 16:16 | 6429627 Able Ape
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What could this despicable cretin possibly bring to the Whitehouse other than a PLAGUE?...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xrw0gbnNuU

 

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 16:34 | 6429674 ThisIsBob
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It is no wonder that Monica looked good to Slick.

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 16:35 | 6429678 jacship
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sillary may get away from whats not on her server, but

mills, rice, and the others will not, and chatty sillary will be on record with there servers

stevens:

there f@#king at@3cking the compound right now

sillary:

let me call you back, i got the boss on the other line and hes pissed

stevens:

WTF-oh shit, oh fin shit, voice mail,  wtf

 

this is not your fathers socialism

 

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 16:45 | 6429699 Winston Smith 2009
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Look at that smarmy smile toward the end of the video. An oh so well deserved long stretch of hard time in some typical hell-hole of a US prison would wipe that right off, but she knows the privileged like her won't spend a day in jail while any "average American" would be quaking in their boots if top secret/SCI satellite/drone surveillance product related emails were found on their computer.

Just as bad are all of the morons cheering her on, most likely mostly female and loving her because she's something mildly resembling a female in a position of power.

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 16:57 | 6429737 Wahooo
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Maybe Bill will poison her like Harding's wife did to him. No investigation and a lousy politician out of the way.

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 16:49 | 6429709 davidalan1
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Know anyone else this smug and cavalier when being investigated by FBI? I truly believe she has a mental disorder and is alone in her life.

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 16:57 | 6429739 Make_Mine_A_Double
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Is Billy still bangin' 12 year olds down on Fantasy Island or did he go undercover?

Haven't heard much from him lately.

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 17:26 | 6429807 hannah
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...and the crowd cheers.

 

does anyone think we arent heading for a complete disaster? jesus christ they cheer and she is spitting in their faces.

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 18:42 | 6430021 Arnold
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sounds the the same as a sheep farm I visited in Z land for a coupla hours.

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 17:38 | 6429845 Manipuflation
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I apologize in advance but what the fuck is "Snapchat".  Most of this new tech shit is just annoying.

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 21:21 | 6430457 buzzkillb
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An app where people think their pictures only last a short amount of time on those servers. Snapbrute or something like that.

Sun, 08/16/2015 - 01:14 | 6430953 OldPhart
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So you post pictures, not text?  Why would it be pictures?  Text is too hard for people to understand?

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 17:57 | 6429894 Baldrick
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someone needs to tell her that snapchat compiles a "best of" at the end of the year.

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 18:10 | 6429923 Sauerkraut-Opinion
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....I think meanwhile she is engaging the same dressmaker like Angela Merkel. 

A couple of month ago during a speech on a IT trade fair Merkel has desperately searched the term "landline" - finally a guy delivered Merkel by "prompting" the missing solution - but watch yourself...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rybZh5ZPyMo

 

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 18:14 | 6429935 piratepiet2
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OK, clever tactic from Hillary.

But it seems she prepared that "joke" a bit too much.

Not authentic.  And frankly, creepy.  And on top of that, probably not true. Those SnapChat messages probably go right to the NSA servers for storage and future reference.   

Something to ponder about: in America you use the words "electable" and "elected". 

Maybe it goes thusly : the oligarchs decide who is electable, and the sheeple elect. 

Anybody knows where Ghordius is hanging out ?

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 18:26 | 6429966 markar
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I thought Snatchat was a hook up site.

Sun, 08/16/2015 - 01:23 | 6430959 OldPhart
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No, that's 'SnatchChat', get with the times.

{edit}

There's some sick muthafuckers out there...

https://www.google.com/search?q=snatchchat&biw=1366&bih=588&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0CCYQsARqFQoTCKfzmZXtrMcCFcOVHgodRJUDFA&dpr=1#imgrc=_

 

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 18:35 | 6429992 Reaper
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Can they make this hag disappear?

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 18:36 | 6429995 Trucker Glock
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This nation is fucking doomed.  She should have been booed off stage.  Instead, her minions cheer.  Only a lunatic could support this psychopath.

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 18:45 | 6430029 piratepiet2
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paid people in the crowd to steer the larger public, no ? 

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 19:43 | 6430194 Slowdrip
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A slow, painful, nervous breakdown, unfolding in front of our very eyes....

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 19:44 | 6430200 noob
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cuntemptuous bitch.

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 21:52 | 6430542 Bastiat
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Contemptible too.

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 20:39 | 6430359 nah
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LETS BURN SOME BOOKS!

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TO HELL WITH MESSAGES

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 22:23 | 6430634 Anunnaki
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By making fun of it she embraces the scandal as ridiculous

But she is pissing off people in Justice and the FBI who take it seriously

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 22:50 | 6430702 Downtoolong
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“I love it — those messages disappear all by themselves.” – Hillary C.

 

“Um, not exactly Mrs. Clinton.” - Michael S. Rogers, Director NSA

 

Once again, Hillary demonstrates her ignorance of what really goes on in cyberspace. And that really could harm us all one day if she gets the chance to behave this way as President.

   

Sun, 08/16/2015 - 00:19 | 6430882 Midnight Rider
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Question - If the NSA has been capturing all electronic communication crossing the internet, why do they not just retreive her emails from their servers? Her emails all crossed the internet at some point.

Sun, 08/16/2015 - 01:29 | 6430972 OldPhart
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She's 'special'.

A friend of mine just retired, as in last week (CWO 5), from an Army affiliated, geospactial, satellite based agency.

He told me unequivocally, tonight, that she will NOT be presecuted.

Totally harshed my mellow, double loads of tequila tonight.

Sun, 08/16/2015 - 09:19 | 6431431 The Iconoclast
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Sure, she won't be prosecuted, but it might keep her from becoming President.  I'll settle for that.

Sun, 08/16/2015 - 09:46 | 6431491 J Jason Djfmam
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Hopefully they will skip prosecution and move right along to vaporization.

Ahh! The audacity of hope!

Sun, 08/16/2015 - 09:44 | 6431486 J Jason Djfmam
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You know, maybe they have all of that, and are now comparing her server to what they have.

Finding out how much she has had erased from that server. Just a guess.

Sun, 08/16/2015 - 01:40 | 6430998 Das Capitalist
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Caught? It was a political rally not a secret meeting.

Sun, 08/16/2015 - 01:45 | 6431007 SSRI Junkie
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she prefers snatch-chat (aka playing the hairy harmonica)

Sun, 08/16/2015 - 02:13 | 6431044 DeusHedge
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comin from the lips of an angel, hearin' those words it makes me weak

Sun, 08/16/2015 - 04:14 | 6431129 SharkBit
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What a Looser.  Fricken sociopath.  This person has no self-respect.  Someone please delete her.

Sun, 08/16/2015 - 05:03 | 6431160 NuYawkFrankie
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Hillary loves snap-chat...

but loves snatch-chow even more.

Sun, 08/16/2015 - 05:46 | 6431186 cinderalle
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what does this sociopath smoke and drink! or rather has she been smoking something!

Sun, 08/16/2015 - 07:54 | 6431317 Klemens
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the tamud-jews just love to lie, Hillary also loves to lie, thats`s their favourite hobby. So let them lie, if they like it so much.

Sun, 08/16/2015 - 09:17 | 6431427 The Iconoclast
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This is her new plan for enhanced security.  Huma and Chery Mills strip off the TOP SECRET / KH / NONFORN markings and then send the documents to her in snapchat.

Sun, 08/16/2015 - 09:43 | 6431478 d edwards
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one brief, fleeting moment of honesty from hilary.

Sun, 08/16/2015 - 11:09 | 6431718 Chuck Knoblauch
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Check out the Cathy O'Brien YouTube video.

Hilda likes little girls.

Sun, 08/16/2015 - 11:12 | 6431727 Max Victor
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Sometimes people can be really mean - fancy asking for a washed out politician to be put out to pasture -   just slap some more lipstick on it! - she will be good for another presidential election and beyond!

 

Who else have the Demon Cats got to stand if not Mrs H?

Sun, 08/16/2015 - 14:12 | 6432336 jmcoombs
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Pretty sociopathic when Hillary and her drone followers not only blatantly flaunt the law but think that doing so is quite hilarious.  The joke is, and will be, on them. 

Imagine having enough guts or gumption to make fun of the Email Scandal in a speech to your little toadies while the FBI has siezed your computer...............hard to believe........these are people living in a different reality than the rest of us................

Sun, 08/16/2015 - 21:13 | 6433817 The Iconoclast
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Man when Reagan was running he was about as old as Hillary and the Democrats wouldn't stop banging about his age.  You watch, they're going to call people calling attention to Hilllary's age "ageist" and smear them as being backwards and whatnot.

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