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North Korea Threatens To "Invade USA," Use Weapons "Unknown To The World"
If Washington does not cancel its planned military exercises with South Korea, North Korea has issued new nuclear threats and says it is ready to use its latest weapons, which "are unknown to the world." The drills, called Ulchi Freedom Guardian, are due to start Monday are designed to "protect the region and maintain stability on the Korean peninsula." However, as expected Pyongyang is not happy, "If [the] United States wants their mainland to be safe," said state TV, "then the Ulchi Freedom Guardian should stop immediately."
The US-led exercises involve South Korea, Australia, Canada, Colombia, Denmark, France, New Zealand and the UK, due to take place Monday, have become an annual event for the US, South Korea and other allies, a fact that has often irked North Korea. As RT reports,
As has been the case in the past, Pyongyang has shown its displeasure, but the rhetoric coming out of the secretive nation has been stronger than in previous years.
"The army and people of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (DPRK) are no longer what they used to be in the past when they had to counter the US nukes with rifles," a spokesman for North Korea’s National Defense Commission (NDC) said.
The spokesman added that “North Korea… is the invincible power equipped with both [the] latest offensive and defensive means unknown to the world.”
"The further Ulchi Freedom Guardian joint military exercises are intensified, the strongest military counteraction the [Democratic People's Republic of Korea] will take to cope with them," he added.
"If [the] United States wants their mainland to be safe," said a newswoman for the state TV station, KCNA, "then the Ulchi Freedom Guardian should stop immediately."
Washington has brushed aside the comments coming out of Pyongyang, with a former US Army general, who had previously taken part in the Ulchi drills saying that the North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is just seeking attention from the international community.
"One of the key propaganda goals of the young leader is to just get on the radar of the US," said retired Lt. Gen. Mark Hertling, who was speaking to CNN.
"With all the other things we're focused on -- ISIS, al Qaida in the Arabian Peninsula, Russia and Ukraine, etc., Kim Jong Un wants to ensure he grabs attention."
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Airborne Ebola.
More like a setup for a false flag
Airborn Kim Chi. But this time, it's gonna be extra spicy!
If a Kim Chi bomb exploded over my city the stench would make me have to evacuate.
Beijing's dog got out, somebody might want to let them know.
#41
Reminds me of the old Robert Crumb cartoon of the Chinese being drawn as rats/weasels, thousands sitting in little boxes all stacked making a rocket and each having a pipe in front of them to exhale into really hard to make the thing fly.
Secret weapons.
The kid needs a good haircut. Right about larynx level.
The plan is to use N. Korea as a tripping point for WWIII, but that's not for a few years, so you have time to prepare. This is part of the setup for that.
http://www.worldaffairsbrief.com/keytopics/threats.html
The war will be used to bring in a global scientific dictatorship and to depopulate the planet.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgia_Guidestones
Well at least you have some warning.
Yeah, Skousen has been talking about that for awhile. One of his alerts is basically "if NK moves against the South, it's game on because they have Chinese permission"
fat boy has plans to make the world cut its hair like moe.
Actually, you would evacuate, through at least two orificez.
Will reveal the worlds biggest slingshot
"More like a setup for a false flag"
FYI... Blaming Iran and North Korea was what the US Administration did in the TV series JERICHO1. Can be streamed from Netflix or Amazon.
[1] http://jericho.wikia.com/wiki/Post-attacks_factions
A nuclear-tipped potato gun.
HF warheads. Or dimethylmercury. Both very nasty. Especially in a city environment.
If NK converts all their people to Muslim then they will receive all the richest of the west.
Checkmate
If the Chinese are having a bad week because of Tianjin, the North Koreans could give the South a bad year(s)-- without any "unknown" weapons, because every chemical plant north of the Han river (some which are much bigger than the warehouse in Tianjin and are packed with much more dangerous chemicals) is within range of even their antique potato guns... for everything else that really doesn't respond well to artillery (in South Korea) there are conventional rockets that can reach out and touch everyone.
It's all a show, because they could have unleashed a real nightmare anytime over the last decades... but they have not. Regularly scheduled exercises wouldn't be a catalyst to change the status quo.
And the dumb ass knows he would loose his pampered lifestyle if he fk's with the U.S.
Nah... the troops would eat the potato before the darn thing could be fired..
That was funny.
Sounds like the Fed. Always threatening, never delivering.
Now there's some funny shit right there. Print the little dicktaror his few billion Benny bucks and the little retard will slink away like usual.
Be that as it may, one day the big boys will scoff at the wrong guy.
Buzz Lightyear lives !!!
China requested a diversion?
Nobody gives a fuck about that asshole... there's real geopolitical action elsewhere... so Kimmy, if you want action, do something or else shut the fuck up.
He also threatened to bomb the propaganda speakers on the border... so yet again he backed himself into a corner of bullshit...
The mouse that roared, I wonder? A couple of nuclear tipped skuds coming off a freighter in the Gulf of Mexico detonated at high altitude might be a game changer..
Can we please drop a Fat Boy on Fat Boy????
if you'll drop it on DC I will raise a toast!
I'll donate $20 to North Korea if they nuke Washington DC, and New York shitty before September.
Can get my duct tape and plastic sheeting first.
as I live close.
Can it be crowdfunded?
NK is just trolling the US?
whatever Kim, whatever.
'cept that the young master is utterly capable of real stupidity. His grandaddy was totally in favour of stupidity, but had a whole lotta' love with fighting from knife-fight up to ...
Unleash The Donald on him...
We could just let their barbers duel it out...
Heh heh! I'd pay money to see that!
Of all the ideals and designs I see Trump having,my biggest bet is that if ever elected, he would scare the crap out of the OpFor. Like Reagan; immediately after he's elected, the Iranians let the hostages go. (Not supporting either side here, just sayin') He's way too "unpredictable" (not sure if thats the right word or not, but the best I got at the moment) and y'all know he's not "bullshitting".
Be an interesting immediacy post election when new presidents are "challenged" to see their mettle.
Some of what you are talking about here was my inspiration for my post, WWDD (What Would Donald Do?).
He sure does run his mouth a lot. Would he know to ignore this little chump? Or react and take the bait because of all the drama it would create? Make an example of him? Shut his mouth for him?
I bet that he'd ridicule the little shit something fierce on prime time television.
Then sink his navy once in international waters on general purposes.
Like Hillary said, what difference at this point does it make, anyhow?
BTW, this very weekend I was chatting with a Progressive golf bud. Good guy but misguided in his youth. Anyhow, he said that his greatest fear about Trump was that he'd get us into more wars. I almost choked on my coffee and asked him to tell me how many Bammy's got us out (none) and then proceeded to name a whole bunch of new ones he's got us into.
Know what the reply was?
Bush's fault.
Yikes!
Wow. I am no Bush lover (heterosexual and all) but I can't decide if that is the ultimate umbrella or ultimate insurance. Obama has some GREAT coverage there. Wonder what else he will do under that "shade" he has there? There is still time to commit some interesting crimes.
How about their pantsuit dictatator vs our wannabe pantsuit dictator in a no holds barred cage match to the death on pay-per-view?
If you told her she gets to be president if she wins, I bet she would do it.
you wanna talk about a boring match. 5 days later neither one of them has been able to fuck the other dead. they can't stay awake any longer and fall asleep cuddling on the floor of the cage.
They'll have to get in line behind Zion and China.
Maybe Zion and China will allow them to take and have Koreatown on Long Island?
Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission..
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koreatown,_Long_Island
Administration should respond with an equivalent threat like we're going to ban Twinkees, HoHos, Ding Dongs and Suzi Qs from North Korea.
North Korea exists because some idiot in the US gave them nuclear weapons.
Another Frankenstein created by the Pentagon.
And you sit there with one thumb in mouth and the other up your ass.
Just wear a sign that says shoot me, I'm too dumb live.
North Korea continues to exist because the Chinese really don't like the idea of 1,000,000 armed men siting on their border with no paychecks or orders. PLA would have to come in and clean things up should the norks go under. Cheaper just to keep the status quo intact.
As far as superweapons, I'm guessing they're threatening to unleash the Gay Bomb. Look it up. It was tested on San Francisco in the early seventies and look what happened there.
So they would be doing world a favor by offsetting projected population growth?
They have invented something that will turn Americans into fat, lazy and indiferent zombies!
Oh wait...
McDonalds already did that...
SD, intel indicates they finally invented the nude bomb. No one wants to see all that flesh running down the street - and no one wants to be the flesh running down the street. Please no - not that, consider the global blowback if nothing else!
Re: "One of the key propaganda goals of the young leader is to just get on the radar of the US"
Actually, I suspect he's playing more to his own people.
Let his military take out one of our jets and see how fast he gets on the U.S,'s radar - his fucking fat head will be ground zero.
Yawn. We’re invincible.
The new napalm: Kim Jong Uns hair gel
Latest weapons unknown to the world?
He must be planning to implement: sound money, no central bank, productive capacity, career employment, and the rule-of-law!!!!
The only thing kim jong un is going to invade, is the palace refrigerator late at night!
Just level Pyongyang with a dozen MOABs, solve the problem. All the sycophants live there...
Kim Jong Un is like the Rodney Dangerfield of the East. No respect. Kind of reminds me of the nervous, shakey little dog that barks at everything. Threaten to punt his ass down the road and he'll scurry away yelping.
Nah, they'll just finance Trump's campaign, and he'll do the rest...
After what I heard Trump say about "sending illegal aliens" back to their countries I sent his election campaign $200.
I sent him two roofers and a drywall helper.
I sent him my two tj hookers from last weekend.
Tits
Hey, I'm sending them away too, give me ur money yooooz... I competing with the National Socialists, the KKK and so many others... damn, competition's so hard for dumbasses money nowadays....
(more) Fear (and war) mongering everywhere, gullible Americans are obsessed with it.!
Over re-action to a perceved (or real) so called "event" usually causes more harm than the "situation" itself at hand.
So just sit tight, observe and be cool (headed), enjoy the ride.
Idiocy is not good for anyone.
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Only idiots feel safe by acting ignorant, everyone else has to shoulder the burden of attention.
I hate driving the streets of Murikistan, too.
They must be running out of food again
His dogs will come here for dinner.
You'll all be very, very sorry!
"Weapons unknown to the world" is the equivalent of rope-a-dope. Provoke the U.S. just enough, then sit back and watch them spend themselves into oblivion fighting wars against non-existing foes. Explain to me exactly how one fights a war against adjectives and nebulous nouns:
Terrorism
Drugs
Poverty
Communism
Fascism
and my favorite; the 3 axis of evil. Oh wait, one of those is no longer evil. Make that the 2 axis of evil, or was Iran replaced by Syria, maybe Russia, or both. But that would make it the 4 axis of evil. I'm confused.
Just out of curiosity how is that war on terrorism thing working out? Are we winning, losing? How are we keeping score?
Here's a thought; how about giving business incentives to create jobs and expand (rather than burdening them with 1000's of pages of inane regulations) bring all those highly trained troops home and give them incentives to open business, create jobs, train for civilian life and worry about strengthening our country from within, because that's where the collapse is coming from. There is no organization, or state in the world that is a threat to the U.S. military. We've already demonstrated that we can defeat any credible military threat. No one is going to invade and defeat us from without, but, as was predicted by our founding fathers, the greatest threat to our country will come from within. As with most things, they were absolutely correct.
Your weapon is working Kim. It's a race between the U.S. going down in flames from self-inflicted wounds, and you dying of some terrible STD, stroke or coronary. Both highly unfortunate, but highly probable events.
These "latest weapons" are "unknown to the world" because they only exist in the heads of some maniac north korean leaders.
"They will unleash Korean massage parlors all over major US cities" DIdn't they do that?
Ha. Haha. Hahahahahahah.. I guess the kid from the movie "UP" has finally lost his shit.
Any enemy of the US Government is a friend of mine.
The shooting stopped in 1953, but like every government program, there is no ending.
Why are American troops still there? Why are American taxpayers on the hook for protecting South Koreans?
Bring the troops home, close the bases, and mind our own business.
.. and after the war we have been subjected to 60 years of relentless anti-NK propaganda, much of which is total BS. My personal approach: treat every wacky story about NK as war propaganda until proved otherwise.
Ever see The Truman Show? Yeah, that's NK. What they show the outside world is the purest of pure of the most fake shit you'll ever see surrounded by a black hole of tyranny. Believe it.
Intercontinental ballistic cock suckers
I'm so embarrassed for the Nks, since they have a bloodthirsty inhuman retarded chimp for a leader. The sooner he meets up with Khadafi's fate, the better for everyone.
He talks real big, but only delivers when he's torturing and blasting his own sorry unarmed people to bits 'cause he thinks they're out to get him. Hope they are.
If the U.S. wants to do a real worthwhile 'regime change', why don't they stage one against this inbred moron?
I'm so embarrassed for the Merkins, since they have a bloodthirsty inhuman retarded chimp for a leader. The sooner he meets up with Mussilini's fate, the better for everyone.
He talks real big, but only delivers when he's torturing and blasting his own sorry, tyrannically debt enslaved, obese, indifferent, lazy, narcissitic, exceptionally retarded, racisist, xenophobic, drug addled and hate fueled people to bits 'cause he thinks they're out to get him. Hope they are.
If the U.S. wants to do a real worthwhile 'regime change', why don't they stage one against themselves or are they all just inbred morons?
Fixed that for you.
I'm totally cool with him having California
Its that kim-chi crap I just know it. Their gonna fling that stuff at us until we give up!
I wonder if we could all agree to buy war bonds, to bribe ISIS to Fight the Norks and watch it on TeeVee?
USE Weapons Unknown to the World ...
like Common Sense?
he might raise interest rates.
Gay Bomb. Gotta be. God help us all.
They're too late, the progressive commies already have done that the secret weapon was B.O. and it will take years to get rid of the stench.
If The Donald gets elected his 1st act should be to fumigate the WH and live in one of his mansions til it's safe to sleep there.
Donald and Lil Kim could jointly seek out a new barber
Klingon lob fly.
In all seriousness, i'd be worried about what the criminals in the US gov't might to do to take advantage of this. False flag? Let NK blow CA off the map? They are possible of anything.
Atomic nail gun?
Psst, FBI and Secret Service: Watch out for Trojan Rabbits rolling up Pennsylvania Av.
A million North Korean soldiers, each eat a pound of kimchi and wash it down with a few Tsingtaos and then simultaneously fart in the direction of the US.
Thumbs up to North Korea
Produce nuclear submarines with nuke missiles
America deserves nuclear annihilation
Let the sufferings of the souls disembodied by America in past decades , be avenged.