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Jessie Ventura Endorses Donald Trump, Wants To Be His Running Mate

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Submitted by John Vibes via TheAntiMedia.org,

Jesse Ventura, former Minnesota governor and host of the show “Conspiracy Theory,” recently endorsed Donald Trump for president and suggested he would be interested in being his running mate.

During a recent interview on “Off the Grid,” Ventura said

“Do you think Donald would ever think of asking me? I shocked my staff today. I came in and said, You know what, as far as the Republicans are concerned, I hope Trump wins. I’m not a Republican – I’m not a Democrat either – so ultimately I’d like somebody else overall.”

Ventura went on to explain that he believes that Trump is a wild card who may be corrupt, but at least is not under the control of the ruling class and politicians.

“These insiders to our government, you’re right Roger, Trump has scared the hell out of them, because as you said, they can’t control him,” Ventura said.

The whole political system is nothing but a distraction that keeps people content with their own slavery and keeps them fooled into believing they actually have a say in how their society operates.

However, as I indicated in an article earlier this month, a Trump presidency would be absolutely hilarious—and may finally convince the country that anarchism and the abolition of slavery are the true solutions to the struggle our species faces.

Either way, politics is a joke, and hopefully, Donald Trump is helping the average American to realize that fact.

 

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Mon, 08/17/2015 - 09:38 | 6435127 Infinite QE
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PreDickted by yours truly. But he's probably better off going with Carly Fiorina to cut the stumps from beneath the Hildabeast.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 09:42 | 6435143 Ignatius
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Carly is a total corporate whore.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 09:46 | 6435155 Infinite QE
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Agreed but she would offset any damage done to Trump by the feminazi brigades, especially if she gets out there and gets the whole rainbow gay brigade behind her.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 09:47 | 6435162 remain calm
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He won't pick that meat head. Trump VP pool will come from a list of people with an IQ greater than 80.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 09:51 | 6435185 Uchtdorf
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Trump is not an insider? Then let him deport illegal aliens and every banker at the Federal Reserve.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 09:52 | 6435191 negative rates
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The Queen is dead, long live the queen.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 09:58 | 6435221 CrazyCooter
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If this gets to the VP stage, I was kind of hoping he would phone up Ross Perot.

<cackles maniacally>

Regards,

Cooter

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 11:10 | 6435513 HopefulCynical
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Everybody complains about polticians being oligarch puppets.

Then they turn around and support an actual oligarch instead.

Frying pan --> Fire.

SMDH

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 17:38 | 6437009 MsCreant
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"The Queen is dead, long live the queen."

President Donna Trump!

Kinda like Barry is only about 11% African American, Trump, with a sex change would "sort of" be the first woman president.  Her reality show would totally rule over Caitlyn's, fer shure.

She will have to grow that combover out even longer though...

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:37 | 6435375 Takeaction2
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obviously you have never taken the time to listen to Jesse.  He is well spoken, articulate, and a much higher IQ then you.

Listen to him fuck face...
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg9VFSy-x8o

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:48 | 6435414 serotonindumptruck
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"much higher IQ then you."

lol

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 11:10 | 6435495 SuperRay
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In case you don't get the joke, it's not "then," it's "than"

Btw, Jesse Ventura would be a great president. Oh, he's not smooth and urbane, like Reagan and Clinton and bush or any of the other psychopathic corporate stooges. No, he's honest and real. Go Jesse!!

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 11:15 | 6435530 serotonindumptruck
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"In case you don't get the joke, it's not "then," it's "than"

More lol

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 13:17 | 6436001 kralizec
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Good God people are ignorant!  Jesse Janos is a common everyday con-artist looking to shake anybody down for anything he can get.  He is a self-centered whore whom I wish had succumbed to his years of steroid ingestation and croaked years ago.  He is a walking joke.  People still brag about voting for that asshole as Governor simply because they "thought it was funny" and because they liked bumper-stickers that said "My Governor can beat up your Governor".  Wow, cheering on the champion of the trashy end of the gene pool, brilliant!

If Trump has any sense he'd ignore this endorsement.  And I don't think he would ever consider him as VP material so people can forget that silly notion.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 13:32 | 6436085 drendebe10
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I lived in MN when he was guv....  he did a decent job IMHO and didn't make a career off of it leaching off of tax paying US citizens..... fukda career politicians...

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 14:00 | 6436178 kralizec
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Uhh huh, me too, pal.

He was a mized bag, cutting taxes and rebates to people (unfortunately not just taxpayers!), he funded the stupid light rail which MN will be funding through the rest of time (or until the next civil war starts), he schmoozes with Ivy League clowns like a Wall Streeter and yucking it up in Cuba with those homicidal maniacs.  He likes to talk big about how in the shitter America is but instead of sticking around like a man and doing something about it he slithers off to Mexico...only to slither back in again when he needs a paycheck.  His conspiracy crap is good entertainment though, and that's mostly what it is, entertainment.  And, regardless which side of the incident you beleive, he likes suing widows.  Part of his legal argument was the Kyle passage about knocking out a loud-mouth jackass purported to be Jesse generated more book sales than it otherwise would have gotten, so, Jesse being the big name in all things deserves his cut.

What a guy!

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 13:38 | 6436113 WTFMOFO
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And all these other fuckers from Dog Catcher to POTUS are not?

 

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 09:51 | 6435183 Miffed Microbio...
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I want them mowed down, not placated.

Miffed

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:00 | 6435232 dobermangang
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Trump already dissed Carly in a tweet.  Trump tweeted: "I just realized that if you listen to Carly Fiorina for more than ten minutes straight, you develop a massive headache. She has zero chance!"

Not a fan of Carly since I found out she believes in man made global warming and sided with Megyn Kelly in the Trump dispute.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:15 | 6435294 Miss Expectations
Mon, 08/17/2015 - 14:11 | 6436231 SmittyinLA
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She should get Emmy for her debate performance, seriously I'd put her up against any pro soap actress.

Aside from the M&A folks is there any HP employee that would vote for her?

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 14:26 | 6436305 SmittyinLA
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I'd like her in a black leather corporate whore outfit

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 09:39 | 6435128 Ignatius
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Trump/Ventura 2016

Fuck, I might actually vote.  Empire of chaos.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 09:49 | 6435173 Miffed Microbio...
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O Dear God, I'm in trouble. I swore I would never vote again. Never be seduced by the Farce. Someone please help me. Team depends, groundskeeper Carl.... Argh, I'm getting sucked in!

Miffed

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 09:52 | 6435195 chunga
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Don't fall for it Miffed!

Are we going to get an endorsement out of Tyler?

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:01 | 6435236 greenskeeper carl
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Haha I'm here miffed. Don't let it suck you in. Just remember, trump is nothing but another neocon republican when it comes to foreign policy, and is light years away from what you believe with regards to true liberty. His 'send them all home and build a big wall' is just a way he has found to appeal to idiots who only latch on to sounds bites without realizing that even if every single illegal was gone, it would do exactly nothing towards making our fiscal situation any more sustainable, and neither would anything else trump has said. Also remember he is happy to continue the Obama admins treatment of whistle blowers.

Just let it entertain you I admit, it is pretty goddamn entertaining.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:37 | 6435370 Miffed Microbio...
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Yeah, the wall thing was simply silly grandstanding to play on guttural emotion. Look to China to see how well a wall worked for them. Illegal immigration would not be a problem if the there weren't the social programs available to them.

Personally, I'd like to see some fat lazy Americans loafing around on EBT doing some manual labor for their food.

Miffed;-)

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:23 | 6435813 markovchainey
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If you ever feel like you're getting sucked in again just remember this simple phrase:

 

"It's a trap!"

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:24 | 6435820 Kobe Beef
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Mandatory sterilization in order to collect any form of welfare.

End the Cash for Bastards Program now!

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 13:07 | 6435968 FIAT CON
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If You did not have the social programs, you would need the jobs the aliens take from the mericans.

Therefore you cannot afford to have the aliens!

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:00 | 6435235 negative rates
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Cry me a river cause even I, don't get no satisfaction.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:21 | 6435314 TalkToLind
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No! Voting is nothing more than a big fat juicy carrot designed to lure you directly into the jury duty pool.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 13:30 | 6436076 drendebe10
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Not voting 2016 will be an indirect vote for cunt-on....  wrong answer...

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:26 | 6435329 froze25
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"Trump/Ventura 2016

Fuck, I might actually vote.  Empire of chaos."

 

Rands my man but if Ventura goes with Trump and Trump is the winner of the Primary I will actually vote for him if he has Ventura with him.  Otherwise I will vote 3rd party.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:52 | 6435436 cheech_wizard
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Ventura can go around in the halls of CONgress and promptly body-slam any that won't vote the way the Trump wants them to.

 

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 11:14 | 6435509 divingengineer
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Now THAT would be "whipping" for votes. 

Neither Trump nor Ventura are unintelligent, they both have the worst habbit of talking out loud, on camera, before they have completed their thought. 

It would be a real hoot to watch these two ruffle feathers and make the stodgey old stick in the mud pols squirm for 4 years. 

In the end, I fear it would be like the Governator term of office though.  Not very productive, but a hell of a good show. Maybe that's the best we can hope for, a distracted, gridlocked congress that can't get their ducks in a row to line up and take turns buggering us for a few years. 

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 11:30 | 6435588 SSRI Junkie
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ventura would also make a pretty good bodyguard for trump even at his age

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 11:35 | 6435607 FL_Conservative
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Ventura's a TOOL even if he's anti-big government.  I'm mildly interested in Trump but have zero interest if that fool is his running mate.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 19:38 | 6437329 InTheLandOfTheBlind
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if this happened would it make mike judge a psychic?

 

 

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 11:47 | 6435662 Crash N. Burn
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""Trump/Ventura 2016"

 

Last week!!!! Ventura said he'd vote for Bernie Saunders.

 

Jesse Ventura and Henry Rollins Talk the 2016 Elections & Why Bernie Sanders Has Their Vote

 

Alzheimer's must be kicking in.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 09:39 | 6435132 Dr. Engali
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Are you not entertained citizens?  

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 09:40 | 6435136 Ignatius
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Now where'd I put those 3 rings for this circus?

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 11:24 | 6435558 MissCellany
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Yeah, and I'm hungry. Where's my bread?

Oh...we're eating cake this week?

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:39 | 6435870 Freddie
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I think Trump and the horse who won the Triple Crown - American Pharoh would be a good team.  It worked for Rome in it's dying days.

Sure beats that old nag Hillary.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 09:52 | 6435193 InTheLandOfTheBlind
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this may be different than wwe scripting... the crowd (mobbish but seats still individually numbered) here may have just enough momentum to force an outcome that maybe different than the script just so the workers of the venue can get home with their lives and the venue would still be standing tomorrow.... damn, there I go hoping again.... I guess we all suck on the pipe now and then

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:09 | 6435269 chunga
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Here's the script.

Some tRump/sAnders scandals and/or gaffe will pop up and MSM tv people will drum beat inundate the airwaves with that, while remaining to ignore Hillrey's never ending stream of same. The tv will declare that the message of disgust with status quo politics has "been heard" my moar "serious experienced" candidates who can really "fix the system"...Jeb and Hillrey. Diebold takes it from there.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:27 | 6435326 InTheLandOfTheBlind
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that may take spiking the crowds drinks with sedatives... that raises the overhead costs of this circus... cost benefit analysis time

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:39 | 6435380 chunga
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I don't believe it matters what the crowd thinks. "They" already know who is going to "win". I don't really know who "they" are, but they sure do suck. Voting is a placebo thing designed to make one feel good even if it's all in one's head.

After the fake election and everbody is still all pissed off, the sheeple can argue among each other and blame tRump instead of whoever "they" are.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 11:14 | 6435527 HopefulCynical
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I don't really know who "they" are...

Rothschild, Rockefeller, British royals, Vatican, et. al.

Same as it ever was.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:33 | 6435848 ljag
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Let's not forget those pesky Jesuits

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 19:29 | 6437304 InTheLandOfTheBlind
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thanks for rounding out the list appropriately 

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:35 | 6435365 metaStable
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It rather depends upon the scale of the scandal. If the establishment can use the scandal to control, I suspect we will never hear about it. If on the other hand, the scandal is rather trivial as a leverage, MSM will be all over it. On a side note, I find this upsurge in talk promoting Trump as an anti-establishment and different kind of candidate eerily similar to W's 2000 run ... all that compasionate conservatism, he is one of us, I can see myself having a beer with him.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 13:27 | 6436066 drendebe10
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The country needs another dumber than a sack of hammers bush or another lying, cheating, corrupt, money grubbing cunt-on with a sexual predator spouse who hangs with pedophiles as much as it needs another term with the illegal indonesian kenyan alien muslim lying fudgepacker... fukemall...

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:03 | 6435220 Jayda1850
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Everytime I see or hear about Trump, all I can do is think of President Camacho from Idiocracy. Good entertainment though.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 11:03 | 6435488 SuperRay
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Id rather have Camacho than any of these corporate morons

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 11:49 | 6435672 L Bean
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Or Biff Tannen from the dystopic part of Back To The Future II, a character which was based on Trump in the first place.

It's really no crazier than the whole Reagan thing, if you think about it. Tastes in entertainment have just changed.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 09:59 | 6435228 Central Bankster
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When I first heard Trump was making a serious bid for president, all I could think of was Jesse Ventura's Govenor run in MN years ago.  

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:20 | 6435298 Dr. Engali
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Do you  believe that Trump is serious about gaining the repuke nomination, or do you believe something else is afoot? I for one believe the latter.  

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:29 | 6435335 InTheLandOfTheBlind
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trump is not a man that does not have contingency plans... but dont ignore his loss of the apprentice and that revenue stream...  he is going a lot further to look sincere than ole jeb's tactic of buying the mic heads.  

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 13:25 | 6436056 drendebe10
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The country needs another bush as much as it needs another term of the illegal indonesian kenyan alien muslim lying fudgepacker.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:02 | 6435241 EhKnowKneeMass
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Doc, you have won a lot of sandwich bets with various members of ZH. Could you start another, betting that Trump will be no different than Cutlery, Oh!Mama, Shrub, Blue Dress, et. al.

How deluded can we be to think that this person will be any different than everyone preceding him? Elect him and see him renege on all his promises to you. He is only for himself and what he can exploit from this business venture. Man, this species has amused itself to death.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:19 | 6435310 Dr. Engali
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I wouldn't know who ar what to bet. I think this is all just a side show, and I don't for a minute believe that Trump has any serious eye on the white house. Even if he did, and he did win, it would be a grand illustration of just how big a joke our country has become.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:57 | 6435458 cheech_wizard
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OBAMa won, and the lASt 7 years have been pretty mUCh a complete joKe. unleSs I'm missing something.

 

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 11:02 | 6435487 serotonindumptruck
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All of these candidates must be aware that an economic reset is just around the corner. It would seem as if maintaining the illusion of normalcy for the disgruntled masses is the overall goal.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 19:36 | 6437324 InTheLandOfTheBlind
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all of sudden trump's history and experience with bankruptcy almost seems presidential in quality.... hunter s thompson was right... when the going gets weird the weird go pro or something like that

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 19:40 | 6437338 bunnyswanson
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Trump is the only candidate who actually wants to preserve America.  That debt hanging over the heads of 300 million people has the power to send their children into slavery and America onto the auction block.  Agenda 21 is a Repo Truck in disguise.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:04 | 6435245 BandGap
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Abbott & Costello

Laural & Hady

Captain and Tenille

Hall and Oates

Ike and Tina Turner

Batman and Robin

History is fraught with dynamic duos such as this

 

 

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:22 | 6435319 Herodotus
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Tippacanoe and Tyler too.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:41 | 6435390 msmith9962
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Nick Nolte secretary of state and Gary Busey chief of staff?

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 14:56 | 6436437 mkkby
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Judge judy would make a great attorney general.  The cheech/chong guys know about plants, so one of them should be agg secretary.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:22 | 6435811 OldPhart
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I'm looking for the free bread stand. 

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 17:51 | 6437057 MsCreant
Mon, 08/17/2015 - 13:22 | 6436050 SSRI Junkie
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"Are you not entertained citizens?"

 

not enough....still voting for Jack

http://jackball.com/jackinthebox/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/jackball.png

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:20 | 6436752 it aint paranoi...
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That is one truly creepy logo.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 09:39 | 6435133 astoriajoe
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Do Trump's companies issue any bonds rated by S&P or Moodys? just sayin'.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 09:39 | 6435135 Bitcoin Meiser
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I like Jesse Ventura but if Trump wants to win he better stay away from known conspiracy theorists and former professional wrestlers.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 09:49 | 6435172 sleigher
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No way, Ventura has executive experience as governor.  He may actually make Trump more viable if it were to be.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 09:58 | 6435226 optimator
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I'd rather see J.V. head up the Deptartment of Justice.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:01 | 6435238 Central Bankster
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Only if he is allowed to body slam Eric Holder.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:29 | 6435338 froze25
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That SOB needs a pile driver.  You are being too nice.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:28 | 6435835 Kobe Beef
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..on the steel steps. stacked on top of the Spanish Announcer's table..

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 11:06 | 6435499 messymerry
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Only if he is allowed to body slam Eric Holder repeatedly, and go to California and body slam Janet a few times...

FTFY,

;-D

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 17:57 | 6437066 MsCreant
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<--Regular Reality TV show

<--Pay-per-view

Which one is best for "Jessie: Presidential Enforcer?"

We've got deeeebts to pay off, get out there and earn, Bitchez.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:02 | 6435239 robobbob
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is JV for real or a gov minder and provocateur? funny how the man he had a lawsuit with just happened to die at the hands of yet another "deranged" gunman just before trial.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:30 | 6435343 froze25
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Jessie won that suit.  Not that anyone would report on it after he won.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:35 | 6435363 cro_maat
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Remember that Jesse was a Navy Seal which means that he worked (works?) for the CIA. All Presidents are vetted by the CIA. No one gets past their filter.

That being said I like a lot of what Jesse publishes but he could controlled opposition.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 11:08 | 6435507 serotonindumptruck
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You may be right. I'm sure Ventura remembers the unfortunate "accident" that Paul Wellstone and his family experienced.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:51 | 6435704 conscious being
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Re. Vetting Jesse. On the Wellstone plane crash, I have heard Jesse opine that it really was just an accident ... which caused me to lose most if not all interest I had in Jesse.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 09:52 | 6435194 exi1ed0ne
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If the lead actor from "Bedtime for Bonzo" can become President, anything is possible. 

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 09:54 | 6435207 InTheLandOfTheBlind
Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:48 | 6435412 FreeMoney
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LMFAO!  that was entertainment.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 19:30 | 6437308 InTheLandOfTheBlind
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i just kept picturing ole hillary in that chair....  brought a smile to my day

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 09:42 | 6435144 ebworthen
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At the least run as 3rd party candidates so those of us who otherwise wouldn't vote can and hit the "Trump/Ventura" button to tell the political system it is a complete farce and we know it.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 09:45 | 6435153 1stepcloser
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Ventura must be out of bubble gum

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:32 | 6435348 froze25
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RIP Piper, great reference.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 09:47 | 6435163 Omen IV
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The wheels are coming off the Ponzi !

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 09:47 | 6435164 q99x2
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If Gosh Dang JV gets into running mate position I may switch my vote from Paul.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 09:48 | 6435166 Calculus99
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Loved Jesse since his wrestling days. YouTube his old wrestling promos, he was hilarious. 

Listen to his political interviews, makes a lot of sense. And like Trump, he calls it like it is compared to the current political pussies who are scared of even saying 'hello' to some people because somebody will call that offensive. 

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 09:48 | 6435167 Billy Sol Estes
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I have a feeling voting is really going to change this country... I can feel it... any day now.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 09:50 | 6435177 Haus-Targaryen
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Nope.  

Only bankruptcy & chaos will change us now. 

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 09:50 | 6435179 Brazen Heist
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Down with the corporate fascist machine that has become of the United States. Anybody who rattles this system and makes the established pigs sweat, deserves a chance, until they no longer do. In the meantime, we will continue to "unlearn" their propaganda and question their bullshit more and more.

Its a broken system engineered to benefit the 0.01%. When you make peaceful reform impossible, you are making violent revolution inevitable. Jump you fuckerz!

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 11:15 | 6435524 messymerry
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"When you make peaceful reform impossible, you are making violent revolution inevitable."

Great line, Thanks,,,

;-D

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 09:52 | 6435188 Latitude25
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", they can’t control him"

Seriously who believes this crap.  Trump made his billions playing the crony capitalist game.  He's "only worth" 8 billion and has a trmendous ego.  This guy is an ego mainac and wants moar and will suck globalist dick to get it.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:04 | 6435246 negative rates
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He'll want you to do it, or he'll take your cash and leave you in his wake.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:06 | 6435254 mvsjcl
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Can't control him? That's laughable. They could make him a pauper in an instant. They could orchestrate an "accident." The myriad schemes they can concoct is limitless. Their arsenal of control is bottomless.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 09:53 | 6435197 Troy Ounce
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I would vote for Laurel/Hardy with my eyes closed.

 

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:00 | 6435234 jakedogman84
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where are the midget clowns when you need them?

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 13:07 | 6435973 Troy Ounce
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This is what Laurel & Hardy would do with bankers: 

 

https://literaryfictions.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/he-kicked-me-right-...

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 09:54 | 6435204 privateparts501
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I think his "Conspiracy Theory" show may have undermined his credibility. Particulary the one about "The Lizard Men". But most peasants have the attention span of a goat so he may have a chance. We'll let the analysts decide if Jesse is a good match. Mr. Ventura didn't do a very good job as Governor of Minnesotafrom what I seen of it.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:08 | 6435266 Jayda1850
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What, you DON'T believe in the Lizard Men?

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:33 | 6435354 froze25
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The people of Minnesota seemed to like him.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 09:55 | 6435209 meghaljani
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Ben Carson would be a better choice.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:30 | 6435299 Chuck Knoblauch
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He'd make an excellent Surgeon General of the US.

I'd like to see him clean up the FDA and EPA too.

Get the Fluoride out of our water, Mr. Carson.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:42 | 6435393 cro_maat
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Ben Carson is the Pharmaceutical Industry candidate. He would force us all to be vaccinated against the never ending stream of made up illnesses.

http://www.blacklistednews.com/Ben_Carson_wants_forced_vaccines%2C_with_schools_serving_as_enforcement_checkpoints/45722/0/38/38/Y/M.html 

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 11:20 | 6435441 Chuck Knoblauch
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There isn't anything wrong with the vaccines the elite get.

They just don't get the vaccines with the Mercury and other poisons.

I'd love to look inside an elite's medicine cabinet and find out what drugs they take that should be available to all of us.

I bet I'd find pounds of hemp oil.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 09:57 | 6435215 kudocast
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I would vote for Jessie Ventura in a second.  He's not bought off, would speak the truth, and clean things up.  He did a great job as Governor of Minnesota and ran his campaign with minimal financing, without corporate whore contributions.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 09:58 | 6435217 PrimalScream
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this is the ONLY sensible thing that I have heard about the TRUMP campaign.  Donald Trump is gonna' need a fantastic bodyguard.  maybe Jesse still remembers how to throw a right hook? 

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 09:58 | 6435222 user2011
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And we need to add pee-wee herman to be secretwry of states, and we have the strongest ever government the universe has ever seen.

 

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 09:58 | 6435225 Dave Thomas
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Does anyone know why Jesse twitches when he talks now? I was watching an interview with him the other day and noticed his head constantly twitching.

 

 

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:17 | 6435302 Herodotus
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Side effect from the drugs.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:02 | 6435231 JustObserving
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Jesse Ventura says 9/11 was a false flag.  He will die in a plane crash or a fiery car crash like Michael Hastings should he decide to run.  Though shooting himself twice in the head like Gary Webb, who reported on CIA's sales of crack cocaine in California to raise money for the Contras, cannot be ignored.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:03 | 6435244 The Chief
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If he loses it out here, he'll be in a world of hurt....

 

 

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:06 | 6435256 Big Brother
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Just barely 18 when I first voted for Jesse Ventura, Governor of MN, 1998.  That was an awesome November.  He beat Hob Goblin (Norm Coleman) and political-dynasty in name only, Hubert H Humphery III.  The media hated him.  He'll make a great executive. 

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:44 | 6435402 Monetas
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What say Jesse .... about Muslim invasion of America .... disguised as asylum with benefits ?

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:22 | 6435259 Chuck Knoblauch
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Fantastic

They will win

Hilda better move out of the country

The hit job on Ventura's character makes sense now

Jesse still has a lawsuit in court fighting the media bastards

They all want to lie without liability!

LOLOLOLOL.

Trump/Ventura 2016!

This is an anti-establishment ticket, if Ventura is asked to join Donald

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:31 | 6435291 Ricky Bobby
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I ain't got time to bleed

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:44 | 6435401 pupdog1
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I think he would introduce Congress to Old Painless.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:20 | 6435311 thecondor
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I wont vote if Ventura is running with anyone.  Fuck Him!

 

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:23 | 6435320 Chuck Knoblauch
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Fly away

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:49 | 6435421 Heywood Jahblohmee
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Voting is a waste of time anyway.  If you think your vote makes a difference you aren't paying attention.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:16 | 6435780 Savyindallas
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Always vote 3rd party in the general. All are better than the Demoblicans. May not win, but people have to start getting used to voting against the two party (One party) system. That is not a wasted vote. 

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:49 | 6435422 Heywood Jahblohmee
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Voting is a waste of time anyway.  If you think your vote makes a difference you aren't paying attention.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:26 | 6435323 Chuck Knoblauch
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I wonder what the VP debate will look like?

Ventura vs. Bernie?

LOLOLOL>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

American vs. Marxist

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:24 | 6435324 Tsar Pointless
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Jesse. The body still kinda works but your mind has gone. 

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:27 | 6435330 rsnoble
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And I thought a black man as prez was the end. LOL.

Really though, who wants another Clinton or Bush?  I'd vote for Trump just to keep them out.  The US is alread fucked, don't see them adding much to our list of shit.

You Paul supporters can throw in the towel.  Until you can get someoen that isn't a religious fuck with major abortion issues you my as well save your money.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:32 | 6435353 rsnoble
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Of course I realize  " I'd vote for Trump just to keep them out" could be a ploy but I don't think so.  And even if it is, there is no one else, 'that has a chance of winning', worthwhile.  Could you imagine some stupid fuck like Christie?

And we certainly don't need experience. Experience is what got us here.  Experience=we know how to fuck you good.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:28 | 6435332 power ranger fi...
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First time both the prez & vp are bald

 

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:29 | 6435337 Monetas
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Trump´s new .... Special Olympics Czar ?

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:32 | 6435351 rish
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the title is a lie based on the article. So I learned that nick bernabe from antimedia.org he doesn't care about telling the truth only sensationalism.  But what's worse is that zerohedge is promoting his lies as well.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:34 | 6435358 Salzburg1756
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Trump has said the right thing on immigration, but he needs to say the following in order to be worthy of the vote of every red-blooded American:

I will end the FED.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:34 | 6435360 rejected
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"Either way, politics is a joke"

And there you have it.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:46 | 6435411 pot_and_kettle
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Should these two run and win, that means I'd have lived to see Arnold as California gov and then Jessie the Body as VP.

I'd be peering into the distance for signs of the four horsemen

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:48 | 6435417 Son of Captain Nemo
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Jessie... Jessie... Jessie...

Don't put yourself out there too much!  If you had run on a ticket with Ron Paul I would have given you a "thumbs up"

But this???!!!

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:59 | 6435462 Chuck Knoblauch
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Son of Howdy Doody is a lightweight.

He's not a heavyweight contender.

If Rand behaves, he may get a better job.

Maybe Secretary of the Interior?

The fat guy from NJ should go away too.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:04 | 6435735 Savyindallas
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Jesse was the keynote speaker at Ron Paul 2008 Minneapolis rump convention and suggested he would run as Ron's VP in a third party race. 

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:50 | 6435425 Monetas
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Just be gratefull .... brain tumors .... don´t grow as fast as ear/nose hairs ?

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:50 | 6435426 americanreality
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Pick Ventura and secure my vote.  I had my doubts about whether Trump was legit or some kind of plant.  Jessie erased those doubts. 

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:50 | 6435428 Heywood Jahblohmee
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How about that loudmouth shithead Alex Jones as VP??

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 11:01 | 6435483 Chuck Knoblauch
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LOLOLOLOL..................

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 10:54 | 6435444 nah
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Trump Bush 2016

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Ventura is making more money now that hes outside the ring

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