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Jessie Ventura Endorses Donald Trump, Wants To Be His Running Mate
Submitted by John Vibes via TheAntiMedia.org,
Jesse Ventura, former Minnesota governor and host of the show “Conspiracy Theory,” recently endorsed Donald Trump for president and suggested he would be interested in being his running mate.
During a recent interview on “Off the Grid,” Ventura said
“Do you think Donald would ever think of asking me? I shocked my staff today. I came in and said, You know what, as far as the Republicans are concerned, I hope Trump wins. I’m not a Republican – I’m not a Democrat either – so ultimately I’d like somebody else overall.”
Ventura went on to explain that he believes that Trump is a wild card who may be corrupt, but at least is not under the control of the ruling class and politicians.
“These insiders to our government, you’re right Roger, Trump has scared the hell out of them, because as you said, they can’t control him,” Ventura said.
The whole political system is nothing but a distraction that keeps people content with their own slavery and keeps them fooled into believing they actually have a say in how their society operates.
However, as I indicated in an article earlier this month, a Trump presidency would be absolutely hilarious—and may finally convince the country that anarchism and the abolition of slavery are the true solutions to the struggle our species faces.
Either way, politics is a joke, and hopefully, Donald Trump is helping the average American to realize that fact.
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PreDickted by yours truly. But he's probably better off going with Carly Fiorina to cut the stumps from beneath the Hildabeast.
Carly is a total corporate whore.
Agreed but she would offset any damage done to Trump by the feminazi brigades, especially if she gets out there and gets the whole rainbow gay brigade behind her.
He won't pick that meat head. Trump VP pool will come from a list of people with an IQ greater than 80.
Trump is not an insider? Then let him deport illegal aliens and every banker at the Federal Reserve.
The Queen is dead, long live the queen.
If this gets to the VP stage, I was kind of hoping he would phone up Ross Perot.
<cackles maniacally>
Regards,
Cooter
Everybody complains about polticians being oligarch puppets.
Then they turn around and support an actual oligarch instead.
Frying pan --> Fire.
SMDH
"The Queen is dead, long live the queen."
President Donna Trump!
Kinda like Barry is only about 11% African American, Trump, with a sex change would "sort of" be the first woman president. Her reality show would totally rule over Caitlyn's, fer shure.
She will have to grow that combover out even longer though...
obviously you have never taken the time to listen to Jesse. He is well spoken, articulate, and a much higher IQ then you.
Listen to him fuck face...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg9VFSy-x8o
"much higher IQ then you."
lol
In case you don't get the joke, it's not "then," it's "than"
Btw, Jesse Ventura would be a great president. Oh, he's not smooth and urbane, like Reagan and Clinton and bush or any of the other psychopathic corporate stooges. No, he's honest and real. Go Jesse!!
"In case you don't get the joke, it's not "then," it's "than"
More lol
Good God people are ignorant! Jesse Janos is a common everyday con-artist looking to shake anybody down for anything he can get. He is a self-centered whore whom I wish had succumbed to his years of steroid ingestation and croaked years ago. He is a walking joke. People still brag about voting for that asshole as Governor simply because they "thought it was funny" and because they liked bumper-stickers that said "My Governor can beat up your Governor". Wow, cheering on the champion of the trashy end of the gene pool, brilliant!
If Trump has any sense he'd ignore this endorsement. And I don't think he would ever consider him as VP material so people can forget that silly notion.
I lived in MN when he was guv.... he did a decent job IMHO and didn't make a career off of it leaching off of tax paying US citizens..... fukda career politicians...
Uhh huh, me too, pal.
He was a mized bag, cutting taxes and rebates to people (unfortunately not just taxpayers!), he funded the stupid light rail which MN will be funding through the rest of time (or until the next civil war starts), he schmoozes with Ivy League clowns like a Wall Streeter and yucking it up in Cuba with those homicidal maniacs. He likes to talk big about how in the shitter America is but instead of sticking around like a man and doing something about it he slithers off to Mexico...only to slither back in again when he needs a paycheck. His conspiracy crap is good entertainment though, and that's mostly what it is, entertainment. And, regardless which side of the incident you beleive, he likes suing widows. Part of his legal argument was the Kyle passage about knocking out a loud-mouth jackass purported to be Jesse generated more book sales than it otherwise would have gotten, so, Jesse being the big name in all things deserves his cut.
What a guy!
And all these other fuckers from Dog Catcher to POTUS are not?
I want them mowed down, not placated.
Miffed
Trump already dissed Carly in a tweet. Trump tweeted: "I just realized that if you listen to Carly Fiorina for more than ten minutes straight, you develop a massive headache. She has zero chance!"
Not a fan of Carly since I found out she believes in man made global warming and sided with Megyn Kelly in the Trump dispute.
She looks as ambiguous as Bruce Jenner.
http://inlandpolitics.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Carly-Fiorina.jpg
She should get Emmy for her debate performance, seriously I'd put her up against any pro soap actress.
Aside from the M&A folks is there any HP employee that would vote for her?
I'd like her in a black leather corporate whore outfit
Trump/Ventura 2016
Fuck, I might actually vote. Empire of chaos.
O Dear God, I'm in trouble. I swore I would never vote again. Never be seduced by the Farce. Someone please help me. Team depends, groundskeeper Carl.... Argh, I'm getting sucked in!
Miffed
Don't fall for it Miffed!
Are we going to get an endorsement out of Tyler?
Haha I'm here miffed. Don't let it suck you in. Just remember, trump is nothing but another neocon republican when it comes to foreign policy, and is light years away from what you believe with regards to true liberty. His 'send them all home and build a big wall' is just a way he has found to appeal to idiots who only latch on to sounds bites without realizing that even if every single illegal was gone, it would do exactly nothing towards making our fiscal situation any more sustainable, and neither would anything else trump has said. Also remember he is happy to continue the Obama admins treatment of whistle blowers.
Just let it entertain you I admit, it is pretty goddamn entertaining.
Yeah, the wall thing was simply silly grandstanding to play on guttural emotion. Look to China to see how well a wall worked for them. Illegal immigration would not be a problem if the there weren't the social programs available to them.
Personally, I'd like to see some fat lazy Americans loafing around on EBT doing some manual labor for their food.
Miffed;-)
If you ever feel like you're getting sucked in again just remember this simple phrase:
"It's a trap!"
Mandatory sterilization in order to collect any form of welfare.
End the Cash for Bastards Program now!
If You did not have the social programs, you would need the jobs the aliens take from the mericans.
Therefore you cannot afford to have the aliens!
Cry me a river cause even I, don't get no satisfaction.
No! Voting is nothing more than a big fat juicy carrot designed to lure you directly into the jury duty pool.
Not voting 2016 will be an indirect vote for cunt-on.... wrong answer...
"Trump/Ventura 2016
Fuck, I might actually vote. Empire of chaos."
Rands my man but if Ventura goes with Trump and Trump is the winner of the Primary I will actually vote for him if he has Ventura with him. Otherwise I will vote 3rd party.
Ventura can go around in the halls of CONgress and promptly body-slam any that won't vote the way the Trump wants them to.
Now THAT would be "whipping" for votes.
Neither Trump nor Ventura are unintelligent, they both have the worst habbit of talking out loud, on camera, before they have completed their thought.
It would be a real hoot to watch these two ruffle feathers and make the stodgey old stick in the mud pols squirm for 4 years.
In the end, I fear it would be like the Governator term of office though. Not very productive, but a hell of a good show. Maybe that's the best we can hope for, a distracted, gridlocked congress that can't get their ducks in a row to line up and take turns buggering us for a few years.
ventura would also make a pretty good bodyguard for trump even at his age
Ventura's a TOOL even if he's anti-big government. I'm mildly interested in Trump but have zero interest if that fool is his running mate.
if this happened would it make mike judge a psychic?
""Trump/Ventura 2016"
Last week!!!! Ventura said he'd vote for Bernie Saunders.
Jesse Ventura and Henry Rollins Talk the 2016 Elections & Why Bernie Sanders Has Their VoteAlzheimer's must be kicking in.
Are you not entertained citizens?
Now where'd I put those 3 rings for this circus?
Yeah, and I'm hungry. Where's my bread?
Oh...we're eating cake this week?
I think Trump and the horse who won the Triple Crown - American Pharoh would be a good team. It worked for Rome in it's dying days.
Sure beats that old nag Hillary.
this may be different than wwe scripting... the crowd (mobbish but seats still individually numbered) here may have just enough momentum to force an outcome that maybe different than the script just so the workers of the venue can get home with their lives and the venue would still be standing tomorrow.... damn, there I go hoping again.... I guess we all suck on the pipe now and then
Here's the script.
Some tRump/sAnders scandals and/or gaffe will pop up and MSM tv people will drum beat inundate the airwaves with that, while remaining to ignore Hillrey's never ending stream of same. The tv will declare that the message of disgust with status quo politics has "been heard" my moar "serious experienced" candidates who can really "fix the system"...Jeb and Hillrey. Diebold takes it from there.
that may take spiking the crowds drinks with sedatives... that raises the overhead costs of this circus... cost benefit analysis time
I don't believe it matters what the crowd thinks. "They" already know who is going to "win". I don't really know who "they" are, but they sure do suck. Voting is a placebo thing designed to make one feel good even if it's all in one's head.
After the fake election and everbody is still all pissed off, the sheeple can argue among each other and blame tRump instead of whoever "they" are.
I don't really know who "they" are...
Rothschild, Rockefeller, British royals, Vatican, et. al.
Same as it ever was.
Let's not forget those pesky Jesuits
thanks for rounding out the list appropriately
It rather depends upon the scale of the scandal. If the establishment can use the scandal to control, I suspect we will never hear about it. If on the other hand, the scandal is rather trivial as a leverage, MSM will be all over it. On a side note, I find this upsurge in talk promoting Trump as an anti-establishment and different kind of candidate eerily similar to W's 2000 run ... all that compasionate conservatism, he is one of us, I can see myself having a beer with him.
The country needs another dumber than a sack of hammers bush or another lying, cheating, corrupt, money grubbing cunt-on with a sexual predator spouse who hangs with pedophiles as much as it needs another term with the illegal indonesian kenyan alien muslim lying fudgepacker... fukemall...
Everytime I see or hear about Trump, all I can do is think of President Camacho from Idiocracy. Good entertainment though.
Id rather have Camacho than any of these corporate morons
Or Biff Tannen from the dystopic part of Back To The Future II, a character which was based on Trump in the first place.
It's really no crazier than the whole Reagan thing, if you think about it. Tastes in entertainment have just changed.
When I first heard Trump was making a serious bid for president, all I could think of was Jesse Ventura's Govenor run in MN years ago.
Do you believe that Trump is serious about gaining the repuke nomination, or do you believe something else is afoot? I for one believe the latter.
trump is not a man that does not have contingency plans... but dont ignore his loss of the apprentice and that revenue stream... he is going a lot further to look sincere than ole jeb's tactic of buying the mic heads.
The country needs another bush as much as it needs another term of the illegal indonesian kenyan alien muslim lying fudgepacker.
Doc, you have won a lot of sandwich bets with various members of ZH. Could you start another, betting that Trump will be no different than Cutlery, Oh!Mama, Shrub, Blue Dress, et. al.
How deluded can we be to think that this person will be any different than everyone preceding him? Elect him and see him renege on all his promises to you. He is only for himself and what he can exploit from this business venture. Man, this species has amused itself to death.
I wouldn't know who ar what to bet. I think this is all just a side show, and I don't for a minute believe that Trump has any serious eye on the white house. Even if he did, and he did win, it would be a grand illustration of just how big a joke our country has become.
OBAMa won, and the lASt 7 years have been pretty mUCh a complete joKe. unleSs I'm missing something.
All of these candidates must be aware that an economic reset is just around the corner. It would seem as if maintaining the illusion of normalcy for the disgruntled masses is the overall goal.
all of sudden trump's history and experience with bankruptcy almost seems presidential in quality.... hunter s thompson was right... when the going gets weird the weird go pro or something like that
Trump is the only candidate who actually wants to preserve America. That debt hanging over the heads of 300 million people has the power to send their children into slavery and America onto the auction block. Agenda 21 is a Repo Truck in disguise.
Abbott & Costello
Laural & Hady
Captain and Tenille
Hall and Oates
Ike and Tina Turner
Batman and Robin
History is fraught with dynamic duos such as this
Tippacanoe and Tyler too.
Nick Nolte secretary of state and Gary Busey chief of staff?
Judge judy would make a great attorney general. The cheech/chong guys know about plants, so one of them should be agg secretary.
I'm looking for the free bread stand.
Right here on-line:
http://dhs.dc.gov/service/apply-benefits
"Are you not entertained citizens?"
not enough....still voting for Jack
http://jackball.com/jackinthebox/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/jackball.png
That is one truly creepy logo.
Do Trump's companies issue any bonds rated by S&P or Moodys? just sayin'.
I like Jesse Ventura but if Trump wants to win he better stay away from known conspiracy theorists and former professional wrestlers.
No way, Ventura has executive experience as governor. He may actually make Trump more viable if it were to be.
I'd rather see J.V. head up the Deptartment of Justice.
Only if he is allowed to body slam Eric Holder.
That SOB needs a pile driver. You are being too nice.
..on the steel steps. stacked on top of the Spanish Announcer's table..
Only if he is allowed to body slam Eric Holder repeatedly, and go to California and body slam Janet a few times...
FTFY,
;-D
<--Regular Reality TV show
<--Pay-per-view
Which one is best for "Jessie: Presidential Enforcer?"
We've got deeeebts to pay off, get out there and earn, Bitchez.
is JV for real or a gov minder and provocateur? funny how the man he had a lawsuit with just happened to die at the hands of yet another "deranged" gunman just before trial.
Jessie won that suit. Not that anyone would report on it after he won.
Remember that Jesse was a Navy Seal which means that he worked (works?) for the CIA. All Presidents are vetted by the CIA. No one gets past their filter.
That being said I like a lot of what Jesse publishes but he could controlled opposition.
You may be right. I'm sure Ventura remembers the unfortunate "accident" that Paul Wellstone and his family experienced.
Re. Vetting Jesse. On the Wellstone plane crash, I have heard Jesse opine that it really was just an accident ... which caused me to lose most if not all interest I had in Jesse.
If the lead actor from "Bedtime for Bonzo" can become President, anything is possible.
hey buddy!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ1L013k5Hw
classic
LMFAO! that was entertainment.
i just kept picturing ole hillary in that chair.... brought a smile to my day
At the least run as 3rd party candidates so those of us who otherwise wouldn't vote can and hit the "Trump/Ventura" button to tell the political system it is a complete farce and we know it.
Ventura must be out of bubble gum
RIP Piper, great reference.
The wheels are coming off the Ponzi !
If Gosh Dang JV gets into running mate position I may switch my vote from Paul.
Loved Jesse since his wrestling days. YouTube his old wrestling promos, he was hilarious.
Listen to his political interviews, makes a lot of sense. And like Trump, he calls it like it is compared to the current political pussies who are scared of even saying 'hello' to some people because somebody will call that offensive.
I have a feeling voting is really going to change this country... I can feel it... any day now.
Nope.
Only bankruptcy & chaos will change us now.
Down with the corporate fascist machine that has become of the United States. Anybody who rattles this system and makes the established pigs sweat, deserves a chance, until they no longer do. In the meantime, we will continue to "unlearn" their propaganda and question their bullshit more and more.
Its a broken system engineered to benefit the 0.01%. When you make peaceful reform impossible, you are making violent revolution inevitable. Jump you fuckerz!
"When you make peaceful reform impossible, you are making violent revolution inevitable."
Great line, Thanks,,,
;-D
", they can’t control him"
Seriously who believes this crap. Trump made his billions playing the crony capitalist game. He's "only worth" 8 billion and has a trmendous ego. This guy is an ego mainac and wants moar and will suck globalist dick to get it.
He'll want you to do it, or he'll take your cash and leave you in his wake.
Can't control him? That's laughable. They could make him a pauper in an instant. They could orchestrate an "accident." The myriad schemes they can concoct is limitless. Their arsenal of control is bottomless.
I would vote for Laurel/Hardy with my eyes closed.
where are the midget clowns when you need them?
This is what Laurel & Hardy would do with bankers:
https://literaryfictions.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/he-kicked-me-right-...
I think his "Conspiracy Theory" show may have undermined his credibility. Particulary the one about "The Lizard Men". But most peasants have the attention span of a goat so he may have a chance. We'll let the analysts decide if Jesse is a good match. Mr. Ventura didn't do a very good job as Governor of Minnesotafrom what I seen of it.
What, you DON'T believe in the Lizard Men?
The people of Minnesota seemed to like him.
Ben Carson would be a better choice.
He'd make an excellent Surgeon General of the US.
I'd like to see him clean up the FDA and EPA too.
Get the Fluoride out of our water, Mr. Carson.
Ben Carson is the Pharmaceutical Industry candidate. He would force us all to be vaccinated against the never ending stream of made up illnesses.
http://www.blacklistednews.com/Ben_Carson_wants_forced_vaccines%2C_with_schools_serving_as_enforcement_checkpoints/45722/0/38/38/Y/M.html
There isn't anything wrong with the vaccines the elite get.
They just don't get the vaccines with the Mercury and other poisons.
I'd love to look inside an elite's medicine cabinet and find out what drugs they take that should be available to all of us.
I bet I'd find pounds of hemp oil.
I would vote for Jessie Ventura in a second. He's not bought off, would speak the truth, and clean things up. He did a great job as Governor of Minnesota and ran his campaign with minimal financing, without corporate whore contributions.
this is the ONLY sensible thing that I have heard about the TRUMP campaign. Donald Trump is gonna' need a fantastic bodyguard. maybe Jesse still remembers how to throw a right hook?
And we need to add pee-wee herman to be secretwry of states, and we have the strongest ever government the universe has ever seen.
Does anyone know why Jesse twitches when he talks now? I was watching an interview with him the other day and noticed his head constantly twitching.
Side effect from the drugs.
Jesse Ventura says 9/11 was a false flag. He will die in a plane crash or a fiery car crash like Michael Hastings should he decide to run. Though shooting himself twice in the head like Gary Webb, who reported on CIA's sales of crack cocaine in California to raise money for the Contras, cannot be ignored.
If he loses it out here, he'll be in a world of hurt....
Just barely 18 when I first voted for Jesse Ventura, Governor of MN, 1998. That was an awesome November. He beat Hob Goblin (Norm Coleman) and political-dynasty in name only, Hubert H Humphery III. The media hated him. He'll make a great executive.
What say Jesse .... about Muslim invasion of America .... disguised as asylum with benefits ?
Fantastic
They will win
Hilda better move out of the country
The hit job on Ventura's character makes sense now
Jesse still has a lawsuit in court fighting the media bastards
They all want to lie without liability!
LOLOLOLOL.
Trump/Ventura 2016!
This is an anti-establishment ticket, if Ventura is asked to join Donald
I ain't got time to bleed
I think he would introduce Congress to Old Painless.
I wont vote if Ventura is running with anyone. Fuck Him!
Fly away
Voting is a waste of time anyway. If you think your vote makes a difference you aren't paying attention.
Always vote 3rd party in the general. All are better than the Demoblicans. May not win, but people have to start getting used to voting against the two party (One party) system. That is not a wasted vote.
Voting is a waste of time anyway. If you think your vote makes a difference you aren't paying attention.
I wonder what the VP debate will look like?
Ventura vs. Bernie?
LOLOLOL>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
American vs. Marxist
Jesse. The body still kinda works but your mind has gone.
And I thought a black man as prez was the end. LOL.
Really though, who wants another Clinton or Bush? I'd vote for Trump just to keep them out. The US is alread fucked, don't see them adding much to our list of shit.
You Paul supporters can throw in the towel. Until you can get someoen that isn't a religious fuck with major abortion issues you my as well save your money.
Of course I realize " I'd vote for Trump just to keep them out" could be a ploy but I don't think so. And even if it is, there is no one else, 'that has a chance of winning', worthwhile. Could you imagine some stupid fuck like Christie?
And we certainly don't need experience. Experience is what got us here. Experience=we know how to fuck you good.
First time both the prez & vp are bald
Trump´s new .... Special Olympics Czar ?
the title is a lie based on the article. So I learned that nick bernabe from antimedia.org he doesn't care about telling the truth only sensationalism. But what's worse is that zerohedge is promoting his lies as well.
Trump has said the right thing on immigration, but he needs to say the following in order to be worthy of the vote of every red-blooded American:
I will end the FED.
"Either way, politics is a joke"
And there you have it.
Should these two run and win, that means I'd have lived to see Arnold as California gov and then Jessie the Body as VP.
I'd be peering into the distance for signs of the four horsemen
Jessie... Jessie... Jessie...
Don't put yourself out there too much! If you had run on a ticket with Ron Paul I would have given you a "thumbs up"
But this???!!!
Son of Howdy Doody is a lightweight.
He's not a heavyweight contender.
If Rand behaves, he may get a better job.
Maybe Secretary of the Interior?
The fat guy from NJ should go away too.
Jesse was the keynote speaker at Ron Paul 2008 Minneapolis rump convention and suggested he would run as Ron's VP in a third party race.
Just be gratefull .... brain tumors .... don´t grow as fast as ear/nose hairs ?
Pick Ventura and secure my vote. I had my doubts about whether Trump was legit or some kind of plant. Jessie erased those doubts.
How about that loudmouth shithead Alex Jones as VP??
LOLOLOLOL..................
Trump Bush 2016
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Ventura is making more money now that hes outside the ring