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Savannah River Nuclear Facility Under Lockdown Amid "Security Event"

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According to the Savannah River site, a potential security threat is in progress that has caused emergency response. SRS says site barricades are closed to incoming traffic. According to SRS, there is no indication of any threat outside of the SRS boundaries.

The Aiken Standard reports,

The Savannah River Site confirmed the facility is experiencing a “security event” at the site’s H Area; however, the Aiken County Sheriff’s Office is calling the event a “lockdown.”

 

As of now, no one is allowed in or out of the facility and site barricades are closed off to incoming traffic.

 

Savannah River Site issued a press release stating “a potential security event is in progress that has triggered emergency response activities at the Department of Energy’s Savannah River Site,” and the release is “being sent to you as part of our emergency response organization information process.” 

 

SRS also stated there is no indication of a “consequence beyond the Savannah River Site boundaries,” and the Site will provide further information when it becomes available.

 

The site’s H Area is the location of H Canyon, the only hardened chemical separations facility still operating in the U.S. The primary mission of the H-Canyon Complex is to dissolve, purify and blend-down surplus highly enriched uranium from both within American borders and materials that come from other countries.

 

A secondary mission for H-Canyon is to dissolve excess plutonium and transfer it for vitrification in the Defense Waste Processing Facility at SRS.

From earlier this month:

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From the official SRS fact sheet:

H Canyon and HB Line remain and are supporting the DOE Enriched Uranium and Plutonium Disposition Programs by reducing the quantity of fissile materials in storage throughout the United States. This supports both the environmental cleanup and nuclear nonproliferation efforts and the creation of a smaller, safer, more secure and less expensive nuclear weapons complex. The canyon is used to support the disposition of highly enriched uranium and plutonium from across the DOE Complex.

 


Srs Fact Sheet

 

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Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:19 | 6436745 salvadordaly
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quick grab the scissors and get under a desk!

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:23 | 6436763 chunga
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Do NOT SEND IN EPA!

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:28 | 6436777 negative rates
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No trouble here folks, nothing to see, go about your day.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:37 | 6436821 Publicus
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Karma for nuking Tianjin, China?

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:39 | 6436837 More Ammo
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Testing a new weapon?  I thought it was just a currentcy war...

 

http://sgtreport.com/2015/08/was-tianjin-china-hit-by-hyper-velocity-rod...

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:42 | 6436857 CClarity
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NBD - just Iran looking for some uranium before deal is struck.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 18:46 | 6437191 Stuck on Zero
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The first word out of the mouth of the nuclear plant operator on duty when the alarms went off: "Doh!"

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 19:02 | 6437230 negative rates
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We got down to the bottom of it.

A dog smelled a bomb on a delivery truck, but no explosives were found. So now the dogs don't even know what they are doing.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 20:10 | 6437410 knukles
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Well, it was a federal dog, silly!

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:35 | 6436815 bamawatson
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lumberjack -- nice link. they will fire the dog; or at least re-train him

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 20:05 | 6437401 it aint paranoi...
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The emergency lock down was issued after a K9 alerted to possible explosive residue on a delivery truck.. 

 

they will fire the dog; or at least re-train him-

 

Maybe the driver needs to quit smoking weed before a delivery. Was the driver's name Cheech?

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:35 | 6436818 salvadordaly
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Send in the EPA? hahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!

Why does an McGrubber episode come to mind??  Hahahahahahahahahhaha!

 

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 20:02 | 6437390 it aint paranoi...
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Do NOT SEND IN EPA!

Good one!!

 

Animas river meet the Savannah river.  Except instead of that sickly orange color, Savannah River will glow.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:25 | 6436770 BandGap
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That nuclear plant is known for two headed turtles. No kidding.

 

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:39 | 6436828 serotonindumptruck
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Reptiles and amphibians are some of the first complex life forms to suffer mutations and other genetic damage from exposure to ionizing radiation.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 20:11 | 6437416 knukles
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Why does the sites shape on the map looks like a cancer cell?

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:28 | 6436775 KnuckleDragger-X
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Security event, such precise language that I feel all warm and tingly. I'm not worried though, probably another nun.....

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 17:49 | 6437045 Zymurguy
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"potential security event" that is... what bullshit statist doublespeak... it IS a security event, they've got fucking barricades up and are not letting anyone in or out.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:36 | 6436792 Ignatius
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Haul in Senator Lindsey Graham for questioning.

He's been saying "there'll be an event."

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:54 | 6436896 markovchainey
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Yeah, what did he know and when did he know it?

Got any hot dogs left Ignatius?  I skipped lunch...

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 17:15 | 6436961 Ignatius
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12" of paradise courtesy of Paradise Vendors LLC, New Orleans, LA..

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 17:49 | 6437041 Dave Thomas
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Psst, Ignatius, got any "cheescake" wrapped in brown paper secured with string? Word is Mancuso coughing in the mens bathroom at the bus station.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 19:12 | 6437253 Ignatius
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Actually, that's a string for my lute.  As for that degenerate, Mancuso, I assure you, he shall be dealt with shortly by the most severe means.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 18:43 | 6437183 Normalcy Bias
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If someone tells Lindsey that light radiation exposure may result in a fabulously glowing, sparkling complexion, he may visit the SRP on his own accord.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:20 | 6436748 ToSoft4Truth
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Burn!!  Burn!!!!

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:41 | 6436851 JoeySandwiches
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Look, I'm all for a collapse of the system but I'd prefer it not be one that causes our grandchildren to have 3 legs and cancer up to their ears, after it's all said and done.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 17:00 | 6436909 Skateboarder
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Cancer isn't even the killer affliction to destroy any remaining cohesion within our species, and we're too late to stop. Most of our kin are already, or on the way to being autistic beyond simple attention/compulsion and/or language issues.. New normals will be redefined. The world will be a radically different place in twenty to thirty years.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 18:18 | 6437118 Overfed
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My elder stepson is a victim of vaccine autism. He is fairly high functioning, goes to public schools, yet he is just over the cutoff level of what I can handle. Living and dealing with him has really opened my eyes into the behaviors of people around me.

I think you are correct in the theory that it is spreading.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 20:12 | 6437420 chunga
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I don't know why the fuck you're getting junked but who cares.Stupid fucks.

Vaccine Whistleblower: Exposing Autism Research Fraud at the CDC Hardcover – August 20, 2015 http://www.amazon.com/Vaccine-Whistleblower-Exposing-Autism-Research/dp/...

Vaccine Whistleblower is a gripping account of four legally recorded phone conversations between Dr. Brian Hooker, a scientist investigating autism and vaccine research, and Dr. William Thompson, a senior scientist in the vaccine safety division at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC). Thompson, who is still employed at the CDC under protection of the federal Whistleblower Protection Act, discloses a pattern of data manipulation, fraud, and corruption at the highest levels of the CDC, the federal agency in charge of protecting the health of Americans. Thompson states, “Senior people just do completely unethical, vile things and no one holds them accountable.”

 

This book nullifies the government’s claims that “vaccines are safe and effective,” and reveals that the government rigged research to cover up the link between vaccines and autism. Scientific truth and the health of American children have been compromised to protect the vaccine program and the pharmaceutical industry.

 

The financial cost of the CDC’s corruption is staggering. The human cost is incalculable. Vaccine Whistleblower provides context to the implications of Thompson’s revelations and directs the reader to political action.

 

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 21:14 | 6437599 shastatodd
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"vaccine autism"

science disagrees with you 

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 21:30 | 6437647 chunga
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Thimerosol has mercury in it you moron.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 21:48 | 6437688 Abbie Normal
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So does fish, and the water they swim in...does that mean we shouldn't eat or drink?

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 22:03 | 6437722 chunga
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What's your explanation for the dramatic rise in autism? There is a ton of controversy about thimeresol that's been going on for a long, long time. You go right ahead and believe CDC.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 22:23 | 6437772 Implied Violins
Wed, 08/19/2015 - 01:02 | 6442514 Dublinmick
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Leaving all of those factual links won't sway the troll army here one iota.

Tue, 08/18/2015 - 01:02 | 6438066 kiwigal
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I know two people whose children developed autism after the measles vaccine. The first would be about 17 years ago and the father was threatened with legal action if he continued to go to the media. The second about 3 years ago was the son of a medical specialist.  He said the Dr. that conducted the initial research was subjected to a witch hunt, he had left out a table of statistics in the research that did NOT affect the findings. This special ist dr is a top dr and knows his facts. People have to way up the risk, there is a chance of developing autism after the vaccine but there is the risk of blindness if a child contracts measles. 

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:20 | 6436749 Son of Loki
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"It's only a tiny leak."

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:28 | 6436781 giovanni_f
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Just a flesh wound, so to speak.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:30 | 6436789 negative rates
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Back up generator failed in a disaster test , wasn't needed so who gives a rats ass.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:21 | 6436756 Mike Honcho
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Is Iran or N.Korea to blame for this one?

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:22 | 6436762 rejected
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Must be that GD Putin again!!

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:29 | 6436786 MsCreant
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Lil' Kim Chi is unleashing his weapon which is "unknown to the world" till now.

He has seized all the world's telecommunications and he will now open up his pant suit's matching trench coat and flash the world...Moo who ha ha ha ha ha!

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:35 | 6436814 Dr. Engali
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He's unleashing Dennis Rodman?

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:54 | 6436898 MsCreant
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Is that what he calls his tool?

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 17:15 | 6436960 Urban Roman
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Yeah. You don't think that's too pretentious, do you?

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 18:10 | 6437107 Normalcy Bias
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I doubt it. It'd be terribly difficult to get many piercings in even an average sized Asian weiner.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 17:35 | 6437003 BandGap
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But Dennis Rodman loves his leash.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:31 | 6436798 negative rates
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No, we can take of this in house.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:21 | 6436757 serotonindumptruck
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Would make for a nice false flag.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:22 | 6436760 IridiumRebel
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Well fuck me. Looks like I picked the right time to vacay in Hilton Head.
Color me cancerous...

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:23 | 6436765 MsCreant
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Lots of "hot spots" in the news lately...

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:35 | 6436816 seek
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Which always worries me, because it's a sure sign they're trying to get you to not look at the man behind the curtain, right at the moment when he's doing something you'd be very interested in knowing about.

Always fun speculating that that might be.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:42 | 6436855 negative rates
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Dogs on the run? Or turn.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 17:04 | 6436919 Implied Violins
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Considering these bastards have a eugenics plan for us useless eaters, I'm not so sure these *aren't* THE events. Just consider how many people died and are continuing to be affected in Tianjin, and if this nuke plant goes Fukushima...well, keep watching all these events and see the pattern develop. As long as we are still alive to watch, anyway.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 18:41 | 6437159 PeeramidIdeologies
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Indeed Seek! Probably disguising an inflection point in the market. A few whiz bangs for a couple days and OP! the dow just chalked up another G!

For curiosities sake DJIA closed @ 17 545.18 on 08/17/15

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:48 | 6436883 Amish Hacker
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"Hot spots," Ms C?  California is starting to feel like the front row.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:54 | 6436897 serotonindumptruck
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Childhood leukemias and thyroid cancers should start becoming more prevalent on the West coast in the next couple of years.

 

Bio accumulation takes a few years before becoming problematic.

 

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 17:03 | 6436918 MauritiusGold
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Just like in North Wales in The UK where the figures are hidden by the government..... Sellafield isn't far away and their pipe dumps radioactive shite into the sea.... great idea....

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 17:26 | 6436986 One of these is...
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Trawfynyds gas core was vented to the atmosphere in 1986 a few months before chernobyl, the core coolant gas fallout doubled birminghams rad count for three days...

Please note my use of the word vented...

The subsequent cull of radioactive sheep enabled by chernobyl (we could then blame the rooski's and did!) was thwarted by swift sheep trading in or around "oving" down in the south of england. So in an example of rather poetic justice the contaminated sheep made their way down south to market in the very areas where the decision makers for that sort of thing are believed to live!!  

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 17:42 | 6437018 Rusty Shorts
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"Vented", yes this is exactly what happened in Fukushima, once the coolant is lost the fuel vaporizes - it was vented directly into the atmosphere, millions of pounds of it, that's why they can't find the molten cores.

Tue, 08/18/2015 - 03:15 | 6438191 MauritiusGold
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Had no idea...thanks.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 19:47 | 6437351 MsCreant
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Radiation from Fukushima = Check

Drought = Check

Forrest Fires = Check

Ya'll are right there...gotta give you that.

You are still missing cyanide rain and guys setting themselves on fire in front of city hall.

 

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:27 | 6436769 Freddie
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Must be ISIS if it is not Putin.  When did Al Qeada stop being the boogie man brand?  Was ISIS picked because it was easier for the sheep to remember?   Isn't ISIS just a rebranded Al Qeada like a new and improved Al Qeada.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:26 | 6436771 Squid Viscous
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more Wind Farms, stat!

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:27 | 6436774 kchrisc
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So long as the Dancing Mossads are not near by, everything will be okay.

But then if Adam Lanza...

Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission.

 

"One of our railroaded 'informants' told us that a Muslim would walk by the plant today. One did, and hence the 'lockdown.'"

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:29 | 6436783 ghostzapper
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If there's a leak dump all living current and former Fed governors, Netanyahu, the three Bushes, both Clintons, and all PD current and former CEOs and CFOs inside and leave them there.   

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:36 | 6436824 Stormtrooper
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Don't forget to invite the Rothschild family to the party.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:40 | 6436844 TheReplacement
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Better put the dead ones in there too.  You cannot be too careful with vampires.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:29 | 6436784 Sudden Debt
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A few rods went critical and the cooling broke down. It's all technical stuff that must sound boring to you.

As we speak, the pre programmed mumbo jumbo is send to the MSM. 

And we've also raised the number of rads that's safe for humans by a factor of 1000 because we know what's best for ya'll!

 

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:32 | 6436803 Dr. Engali
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Ann Coulter says don't worry, radiation is good for you.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:34 | 6436813 negative rates
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That's also what they said about cocaine.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:39 | 6436843 bamawatson
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"and day was right!"

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 17:26 | 6436987 Marge N Call
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"Cocaine's a helluva drug"

Rick James

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:39 | 6436840 chunga
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Put Coulter and O'Reilly in the Fair and Balanced Wagon and send them right in there.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:50 | 6436887 Amish Hacker
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Tell them to bring the Uh-oh! Squad.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 17:22 | 6436981 Motorhead
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Two clowns, agreed, but about as fair & balanced as Maddow, Fatso Joe, and 98% of the rest of the media.

Tue, 08/18/2015 - 04:21 | 6438238 dreadnaught
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yeah-as the Mayor of Tokyo pronounced "Smile, and you are safe from Radiation-think positive"   2 asshat buffoons

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 01:09 | 6442527 Dublinmick
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You beat me to it. She used to be a man until the radiation got to her.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:33 | 6436806 negative rates
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Somebody buy me a pair of diamond rings.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:31 | 6436793 Dr. Engali
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Fucking Homer Simpson dropped his donut in the reactor again. Mmmmmmmm.........donuts.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:33 | 6436805 Thisisbullishright
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Just a dog that detected a bomb possibly....

No big deal, just go about your day.  Maybe go shopping to help the country...

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:41 | 6436848 Divine Wind
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Bomb sniffing dogs are trained to detect nitrates and nitrites, which are common in many high explosives.

But they are also used in other products as well, so this could be just a bit of excitement over nothing

 

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 17:07 | 6436934 booboo
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You mean like the stuff they put in hot dogs and sausage? No wonder the dog got a hit, some ass hole flipped a half eaten roller out of the window that he picked up at the Circle K down the road from the plant.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 17:39 | 6437013 Government need...
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Prolly an employee vehicle that had carried some late-season 10-10-10 fertilizer last week-end.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:39 | 6436820 CunnyFunt
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Probably an empty bottle of Crown Royal was found in a Port-A-John. That's enough reason to justify a security event at a nuke plant.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 17:14 | 6436958 booboo
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Whats so unusual about a bottle of Crown Royal under a throne?

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 20:32 | 6437460 knukles
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That's a 10, dude!

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:37 | 6436829 duffelpud
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Dog barked,

Plebes are farked.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:39 | 6436841 Savyindallas
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Nothing to worry about. The Nikeeii is up 30% since Fukishima - we can radiate half the US and it's no big deal -Fed has your back. Plenty of room out West if we have to relocate everyone on the Eastern Seaboard. May have a few technical glitches and flash crashes in the Market  - but those are just buying opportunities if you are nimble. 

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:40 | 6436845 shankster
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Remember you kids, don't stand with your face in front of the microwave oven.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:41 | 6436852 Son of Captain Nemo
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Shades of the "Minot to Barksdale" incident in '07 complete with the coverup by General Hayden's untimely departure and replacement from CIA to NSA with Mr. "Iran Contra" Bob Gates waiting in the wings to help out...

Isn't it interesting what was taking place in the financial realm when that "big ugly" came off?  Either something got stolen or they're prepin for something big with it!  Looks like Mr. Ed's comments about the Iran nuke deal and the demise of the "Almighty dollar" weren't a coincidence after all!

The MIC and the Federal Reserve... Always seem to travel in pairs!!!

 

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:43 | 6436860 shankster
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Someone had a double bean and chile burrito for lunch.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:44 | 6436862 ToSoft4Truth
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" Imagine your pain as a white ball of healing light."

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:47 | 6436871 IridiumRebel
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***UPDATED at 4:29 P.M. on Monday, August 17th***
Aiken County, SC – We are covering breaking news out of Aiken County.
The U.S. Department of Energy (DOE) facility, the Savannah River Site (SRS), located in Aiken County, is closed down. No employees are being allowed to enter or exit the facility. There are some cars leaving the gates, as seen from video shot by our crew near the facility, but we do not know if those cars are carrying employees, or not.
Our Margaret-Ann Carter arrived about 4:00 p.m. to an area near one of the facility’s gates after we learned of an emergency situation at the facility.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:48 | 6436878 joego1
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What kind of board game is the operator playing there? Looks like Chess.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 17:08 | 6436938 Son of Captain Nemo
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What kind of board game is the operator playing there? Looks like Chess.

You stand corrected.  Chess was outlawed in Washington D.C. by it's lawmakers after September 11, 2001...  Checkers only since then!

That's why we need Donald Trump to make a second unbiased investigation of the collapse of those 3 buildings as the centerpiece in his run for the highest office in the land so that he can safeguard our fine Nation from ever letting ANYTHING like it happen again!

Leave chess to the inventors and only players that matter at this point Iran, China and Russia!!!

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 18:25 | 6437144 J Jason Djfmam
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More like Frogger.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:53 | 6436894 tuttisaluti
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No body is leaving the site. Please handover your phone, you don't need it anymore..... 

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 17:14 | 6436959 negative rates
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Over your dead body.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:57 | 6436907 BeansMcGreens
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On his first day of work at the Savannah River Nuclear Facility, a fellow worker says to him "William Tecumseh Sherman, what kind of fucking name is that".

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:59 | 6436910 Able Ape
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They were scrubbing Hilary's email server and the load temporarily caused all electrical circuits to blow....

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 17:05 | 6436927 Deathstar
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YEEEE-HAAAAA!

Pull the switch and get the fuckin party started!

I wanna see people in flames jumping off rooftops, faggots with their hair on fire, kikes dodging bullets, dogs and cats fucking each other and mass hysteria!

Give this curmudgeon something really entertaining to watch!!!

I am having a George Carlin moment. Those are needed from time to time.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 17:10 | 6436943 MauritiusGold
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Is MH370 involved?

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 17:13 | 6436944 Government need...
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According to an SRS employee working in the H area today, a bomb-sniffing dog alerted on a truck.  And yes, nobody is (yet) allowed to leave.  Good to see the .gov-sponsored false flaggers hard at work today.  I wonder if SOCOM was running this gambit. . .  Kind of a corollary to Jade Helm.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 17:20 | 6436975 Motorhead
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Boy, and I was just thinking of buying down-trodden uranium stocks since the Japanese are turning one plant back on.  Shucks.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 17:41 | 6437019 Ms No
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I am surprised Europe isn't on our ass about the nukes along the Mississippi.  In 1811-1812 when the New Madrid Quakes hit the Mississippi and the river ran backwards and the quakes affected 600,000 square kilometers.  There were three quakes believed to be around 7.5-7.3 and horrendous after shocks.  If this ever happens again, or even a much smaller incident of it's kind the East Coast is toast.  These idiots don't even keep enough deisel on site for any real problems.  Shouldn't there be public studies about this potential and what the ramifications would be? 

"Deep seated landslides occurred along the steeper bluffs and hillslides; large areas of land were uplifted permanently; and still larger areas sank and were covered with water that erupted through fissures or craterlets. Huge waves on the Mississippi River overwhelmed many boats and washed others high onto the shore. High banks caved and collapsed into the river; sand bars and points of islands gave way; whole islands disappeared."  USGS

But coal is heating the Earth so you should definitely be panicking about that right?

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 01:36 | 6442565 Dublinmick
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Japan's Shinzo Abe says nothing to worry about everything will be fine. There was never any danger to people.

 

Japan has raised the warning level on another reactor which is close to a volcano. Sakurajima volcano is 31 miles from a just restarted nuclear plant but officials are now saying the very active volcano is showing signs of blowing off more smoke than usual.

 

Russian roulette is child's play to these machismo japanese.

The quake last year at the Thurmond Dam on the almost dead center on the Vogtle nuclear plant did not crack the containers. If the dam had went a virtual tidal wave would have hit the Savannah nuclear plant anyway. A wall of water from the 71,100 acre lake would definitley put the Savannah river site on alert. It would have been biblical as the 5.4 quake hit the Elijah State Park!

The fort Calhoun nuclear plant had water upl to the reactor during the last flooding of the Mississippi. But there was never any danger, nothing to see there.

 

There is also a mountain sinking in front of the lake powell dam and a crack in the dam above the Hanford nuke plant as well as one in Tennessee where a sinkhole has formed under the dam. The corp of engineers is going to fix that one however thanks goodness. 

 

The Fort Peck Dam could lead to a domino-like collapse of five earthen downstream dams on the Mississippi, swamp the nuclear power plant, and knock out the generators now used to cool the fuel rods. “The Fort Peck Dam is built with a flawed design that has suffered a well-known fate for this type of dam — liquefaction — in which saturated soil loses its stability,” Bernard Shanks wrote on June 7. “Hydraulic-fill dams are prone to almost instant collapse from stress or earthquakes. California required all hydraulic-fill dams be torn out or rebuilt — and no other large dams have been built this way since.”

 

https://dublinsmickdotcom.wordpress.com/2014/08/28/the-worlds-most-dange...

 

 

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 17:55 | 6437068 mastersnark
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I'm about at my limit for ambiguous jargon and euphemisms in the place of comprehensible and informative language, asshole.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 18:01 | 6437086 Bogdog
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I used to live in Augusta right near by. I remember reading about tritium leaks being detected in the Savannah river.

Nice job, boys.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 19:00 | 6437201 Rusty Shorts
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Tritium cannot be contained.

 

"Tritium is radioactive hydrogen H3 and there is no way to separate tritium from contaminated water as it combines with oxygen to form H3O. There is no material that can prevent the escape of tritium except gold, so all reactors continuously emit tritium into the air and cooling water as they operate. It concentrates in aquatic organisms, including algae, seaweed, crustaceans and fish, and also in terrestrial food"

 

 - DR HELEN CALDICOTT

http://agreenroad.blogspot.com/2014/06/radioactive-tritium-nuclear-power...

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 20:58 | 6437548 Deathstar
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"There is no material that can prevent the escape of tritium except gold"

Factually incorrect. Dr's are frequently wrong and I've proven a few wrong in the middle of college classes.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 18:08 | 6437100 Government need...
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They just let the Area H employees leave work for the day.  I'm guessing mischief managed.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 18:12 | 6437110 noguano
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Send in "clipboard man".  He can fix it.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 18:23 | 6437139 AgentScruffy
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A police dog alerted on a truck that was there to service vending machines. 

Supposedly no threat. 
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/savannah-river-nuclear-site-locked-d... 

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 18:27 | 6437149 I Write Code
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In 24 days inspectors will go in and see what's up.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 18:43 | 6437173 Chuck Knoblauch
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Near Holy Islamville, SC?

 

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 19:01 | 6437222 pine_marten
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Whistle blower getting dealt with...........

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 19:33 | 6437313 Chuck Knoblauch
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Has Obozo replaced nuclear engineers with illegal aliens yet?

They need jobs too.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 20:16 | 6437428 jacship
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Hope it's not a stuxnet dounut

 

does us out-sourses security services

 

this is not your fathers socialism

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 23:48 | 6437954 soylentgreenispeople
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All of there kids have 20/20/20/ vision . Yeah .

Tue, 08/18/2015 - 01:19 | 6438094 onmail
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Nuclear energy is safe green energy

Right?

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Save your family , keep a radiation sensor with you

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