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Self-Immolation Comes To Ohio

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While we have grown used to reading of Asian citizens setting themselves on fire in protest (most recently here), news that a 58-year-old man lit himself on fire in front of Ohio City Hall in Columbus is shocking. There are no details as to the reason for this sad act, but as ABC6 reports, the man has been transported to OSU Medical Center in critical condition.

Police are investigating the incident as a possible suicide attempt, according to local TV-station WSYX.

 

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Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:18 | 6435789 KnuckleDragger-X
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Sad, but I get the feeling we'll see a lot more of it......

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:19 | 6435792 Hitlery_4_Dictator
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Just another fly over problem, you can all ignore this 

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:27 | 6435830 Deathrips
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Burn Bankers!!

Ban Fire!!

 

 

RIPS

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:44 | 6435888 pods
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Some people lose it faster and further than others.

The only difference between him and the million of others self-medicating themselves is the degree to which he took it.

People are snapping all over.  

Depressions are depressing.

pods

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:49 | 6435913 WillyGroper
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Misdirected anger.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 13:15 | 6436013 Handful of Dust
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Where's Ohio? Must be somewhere between DC and LA?

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 13:20 | 6436032 0b1knob
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If he had self mutilated himself and cut off his dick ESPN would have given him a reward for courage.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 13:47 | 6436143 Mr.BlingBling
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At least he didn't misdirect his anger at his local theater. 

It's clear that he wanted to make a statement.  Regardless of what that statement is, he's a brave man because immoliation has got to be about the most painful way to go.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 13:37 | 6436108 A Nanny Moose
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Light a banker a fire. Keep it warm for the night....

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:26 | 6435803 Headbanger
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I was just going to say that.

In fact, there's been a few jumpers off a high bridge over a river around here lately.

But at least they're not burning in agony nor hurting others going like that.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:50 | 6435915 Miffed Microbio...
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The bridge of choice for this in San Diego is over a major freeway. Bodies have crashed through windows and run over by numerous cars. Some just poise themselves on the fence, debating the idea, closing the freeway for hours. I've been 6 hours late getting home. It's frustrating and sad at the same time.

Miffed

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 13:07 | 6435974 Normalcy Bias
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Suicide is terribly sad, but the people that close the freeways are assholes. They could easily be risking the lives of others in doing so.

 

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 13:37 | 6436106 A Nanny Moose
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I thought suicide was illegal? Those folks ought to rot in jail /sarc.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 13:41 | 6436127 Deathrips
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Depressed and curtious in SD is the Coronado Bay Bridge.

 

Or you could just point at a cop.

 

RIPS

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 14:46 | 6436390 1033eruth
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"or you could just point at a cop" - Even your finger will work.  Hell, you don't even have to point, you could be running away, and that's just as good an excuse.  Hell, you could be an innocent bystander or a hostage and you stand a good chance at losing your life as well.  Remember the rogue LA cop and the two ladies in the truck that was riddled with bullets because they THOUGHT it was him?  

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:48 | 6436885 jerry_theking_lawler
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Nope. When I go, I'm taking as many bankers and politians with me as I can....since they are the root of our problems.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:26 | 6435829 813kml
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He's just celebrating lower gas prices.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:35 | 6435856 rpboxster
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Not in Ohio/MidWest.  Some BP refinery went offline and gas went up $1 imediately.  

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:47 | 6435900 813kml
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He's just protesting higher gas prices.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 14:28 | 6436323 Trucker Glock
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Hahahahahaha

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 17:25 | 6436984 Deathstar
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Gasoline prices are the most blatant fraud that people face everyday and yet the goy are dumb enough to eat the big oil propaganda placed in their trough every day.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:50 | 6435918 ajax
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"My City Was Gone" (Ohio):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wplUBFVsbtw

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 13:16 | 6436019 G.O.O.D
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Police are investigating the incident as a possible suicide attempt.. Gee ya think? Brilliant!

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:19 | 6435793 SSRI Junkie
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if i lived in ohio voluntarily, i'd ask someone to self-immolate me

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:28 | 6435833 vq1
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As long as you are white, cincinnati aint a bad place to live. 

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:38 | 6435859 SSRI Junkie
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my dad's family lived in canton and despite the football hall of fame, i dreaded ever having to go back there

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 13:17 | 6436025 SmackDaddy
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Here's how it will be thought of here:

So we've had one self-immloation?  How many does Michigan have?  None?!  Add it to the list of "Shit we're better at than Michigan".

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 14:23 | 6436291 gimme soma dat
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O-H!!

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 14:34 | 6436345 spieslikeus
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I-O!

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 15:05 | 6436484 Bunghole
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Despite the Football HOF?

The HOF is a place for the dimwit bread and circuses crowd to gather and celebrate steriods and game fixing.

Might as well go worship at LeBron's birthplace in Akron if you're that enamored with atheletes with low IQs'.

 

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:50 | 6435916 thesonandheir
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BurntLivesMatter.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 13:07 | 6435971 Cornfedbloodstool
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Columbus Ohio airport has the most dipshitty TSA in the world. The In-laws live there so I have to put up with that BS twice a year.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 13:19 | 6436029 Handful of Dust
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I visited Cincinnati once. That was enough. A real cesspool even back then.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 14:06 | 6436215 Cornfedbloodstool
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I was acosted by a TSA nigget in Columbus for wearing a god damn baseball hat. She was saying "Man with hat, man with hat". Im not joking.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:48 | 6435910 JustObserving
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But living in Ohio is slow self-immolation anyway.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 13:25 | 6436063 SSRI Junkie
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lol

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:20 | 6435796 Dr. Engali
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Because setting yourself on fire solves______________? 

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:22 | 6435812 BandGap
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Act of despair, he was not looking to solve anything. Just an indication of thinking there is no way out.

Too bad he didn't die, burns like this are extremely painful, constant agony.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:29 | 6435837 KnuckleDragger-X
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In a peculiar way it's the last act of defiance.....

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:24 | 6435819 El Vaquero
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It nixes the requirement that you breath.  It gets rid of bad skin too.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:20 | 6435804 L Bean
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It can't happen here.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:21 | 6435805 ShrNfr
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Dumb way to kill yourself if you are trying to commit suicide. Much easier just to move to Baltimore.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 17:11 | 6436949 Deathstar
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Or just get pulled over by the local tax extraction team. AKA, the berries and cherries.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 17:11 | 6436950 Deathstar
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Or just get pulled over by the local tax extraction team. AKA, the berries and cherries.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:21 | 6435807 MsCreant
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If one does this, why not go into city hall, light oneself on fire, and give someone special a nice big ole' bear hug of appreciation while you "glow" about their performance as civil servants. 

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:41 | 6435878 cheech_wizard
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It has surprised me for years why the scenario you describe doesn't happen.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 14:30 | 6436328 markovchainey
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I guess nobody is familiar with G.G. Allen's "if you're going to die take at least one motherfucker with you" (something like that) statement.  The ignorance of the masses.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 15:36 | 6436601 Cornfedbloodstool
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Bite it, you scum.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:43 | 6436858 markovchainey
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Cornfedbloodstool is NOT one of the masses.  Rock on!

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:24 | 6435821 Chuck Knoblauch
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God is watching everything.

And when he moves, the earth will shake.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:28 | 6435834 BandGap
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The shaking has started, it is being ignored.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:44 | 6435844 Chuck Knoblauch
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God will move fast once CERN is turned on next month.

Thou shall not tempt the Lord, you're God.

Or else, he will wipe you off the face of the earth.

I publicly declare that I am against building towers to heaven.

It is not your realm.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:46 | 6435893 Deathstar
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When my future ex-wife moves and spins atop my pole, the earth shakes too.

Does this mean she is god?

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:59 | 6435947 Freddie
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Does she have a nice rack?

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 17:09 | 6436940 Deathstar
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Spinners don't usually have big racks. I prefer small anyway. They don't go saggy on ya.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:25 | 6435825 Consuelo
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"I said, a, o, oh way to go Ohio..."

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:26 | 6435828 Bam_Man
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And if the poor bastard survives, he will find that he owes OSU Medical Center $250,000+ for the ER treatment he received.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:29 | 6435832 MsCreant
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And attempting suicide is against the law, so there will be court costs to defend himself, unless they give him a public defender. But even then there will be fines and such.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:40 | 6435874 vq1
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The FBI will pursue terrorism charges

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 14:09 | 6436228 JuliaS
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The city hall will sue him for smoking within 50 feet of a building entrance.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 13:46 | 6436142 Normalcy Bias
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I've always found it disturbing that attempting suicide is against the law. It's yet another law whereby the State lays claim to each individual as property.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 13:53 | 6436154 Mr.BlingBling
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Plus one. 

Also, suicide accounts for a large percentage of firearm deaths, and typically handguns are used in suicides.  But Bloomberg and the other civilian disarmament proponents don't mention that because of the point you make, and because it doesn't help in their efforts to mislead those whom they want to disarm.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:52 | 6435924 clade7
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Not only that, this poor bastard will also be fined for smoking on city property...

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:29 | 6435836 Squid Viscous
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guess he wasn't included in this morning's homebuilder sentiment survey

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:32 | 6435847 Mike Honcho
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At least when the monks did it I assumed they went full Yoda and transcended mentally.  Just some dude doing it, painful way to go.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:37 | 6435863 rpboxster
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Not how you prep for Burning Man

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:37 | 6435866 Apocalicious
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Low oil prices, bullish for self immolation.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:52 | 6435925 silentboom
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+100

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:38 | 6435868 Soul Glow
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Considering he set himself on fire at city hall should tell us something as to why he did it.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:43 | 6435882 Bemused Observer
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Jesus Christ...I understand the anger, but not the act. If you are so ticked off that you are willing to set yourself on fire, why not take out at least one of your enemies at the same time? Get close enough, THEN self-immolate and immediately grasp onto the target like grim Death...If I burn, YOU burn, bitch.

Seriously, if I was driven to such an act, I would NOT go out alone.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:49 | 6435908 Deathstar
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I agree but there are more efficient and less painful ways to cleanse the world of more GOV terrorists than just one for one. Perhaps he should have read Sun Tzu first.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 13:13 | 6435967 clade7
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agreed, a guy has to think about such things if he arrives at a point when theres nothing left to lose...at least a fellow could do a public service in some way...like taking out the heroin dealers in the communty that killed my kid and destroyed the lives of countless others...to think about in the dark night hours of despair, listening to my Wifes sobs and nightmares....

I hold back on account of my Wife needs me still....a guy cant get himself too depressed to the point of lighting themselves on fire though.....a guy has to try to help and find peace by changing another life for the good...just mentoring a person or teaching somebody to read or weld or whatever is a salve that has worked for me...I am saddened that this poor bastard could not find a way to make his life meaningful and took this painful and extreme path. 

Look to your friends and Family dear ZH'ers, cheer them up and read the signs of despair if you have the chance...goddamn! What a horrible thing to do...

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 15:41 | 6436614 perelmanfan
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Hey, Clade7, still lots of very good people in the world. You sound like one of them. Funny that you mentioned teaching people to weld. At age 60, I just learned how, now I want to weld the cracked world back together! There's a metaphor in every stroke of the TIG... Good on you!

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 13:37 | 6436016 Chuck Knoblauch
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Well, was he burning himself or the world he left?

He burned 7 billion people.

It's hard for two dimensional people to have any depth.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:46 | 6435895 laomei
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I like how they don't dare publish his protest, only calling it suicide.  Don't want to have anyone possibly care.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:55 | 6435933 WillyGroper
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"Don't want to have anyone possibly care."

That right there is the disconnect.

Folks have been in the hamster wheel so long & indoctrinated via the usual channels.

Empathy in this veiled excuse for a republic has been extinguished.

Replaced with SSRI's.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 13:08 | 6435977 silentboom
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Yea, soon it will read "Police now believe the fire to be accidental."

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 13:22 | 6436040 Hongcha
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Yes; then they will call it "senseless."  As if it could make no sense to die for a belief unless that belief is in synch with Der Stadt.

A yellow puddle of melted fat on the steps of another crumbling neo-classical facade in another failed county.  Get used to it.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:47 | 6435899 silentboom
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I might do the same thing some day, except I will be hugging about 2000lbs of TNT.

 

 

Disclaimer: this is a joke for all you NSA types.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:47 | 6435901 Sanity Bear
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ZH sense of humor shining bright today... like a man on fire

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 12:48 | 6435907 Bangin7GramRocks
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RETARD

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 13:01 | 6435952 Bill of Rights
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Ohio burning would be an improvement to that shithole.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 13:08 | 6435975 Jim in MN
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How can you all have forgotten that this happened on the National Mall a while back...

http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/police-respond-to-man-on-fire-on-mal...

Man who set himself on fire on the Mall dies of injuries

 

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 13:17 | 6436023 Mini-Me
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Instead of turning himself into a charcoal briquette, why didn't he do something positive with his life before checking out?  The possibilities are endless.  Volunteer to help clean up Fukushima.  They can use all the help they can get.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 13:25 | 6436059 clade7
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No kidding!  This keeps up and we will need a .gov chit and a psychiatrists note just to buy lighter fluid!...

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 13:39 | 6436118 Motorhead
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Or maybe he can help clean up Detroit.  Oh, wait, sorry, Fukushima is easier.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 14:43 | 6436375 Buster Cherry
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Or do a James Earl Ray job

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 13:33 | 6436088 Manipulism
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I am sure only a Jackass stunt went wrong.

 

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 13:41 | 6436128 Motorhead
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Beats a skateboader landing on his crotch anyday.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 13:38 | 6436112 Motorhead
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Been to two news sites (one from O-HI-O) and haven't seen anything on this.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 14:26 | 6436304 gimme soma dat
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Local news sites are the slowest to report on local news here. 

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 14:35 | 6436349 Dickweed Wang
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Been to two news sites (one from O-HI-O) and haven't seen anything on this.

News Flash . . . . don't expect to see anything about this on the neus.  During the Bush II administration a guy lit himself on fire in front of Rumsfield's office at the PentaCon and it was not reported AT ALL on any of the MSM outlets.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 13:44 | 6436138 nah
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Exxon making steets safer

.

by the gallon

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 13:57 | 6436173 Conax
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Wait wait, Ohio is a great place!  It hits 25 below in winter, the electrical grid hasn't been upgraded since about '65, it has rained every other day since May, there's a flood on my street right now.

The chiggers and skeeters are a plague this year, the natives downtown are running amok, the jobs have fled 3 years ago, the farms are nothing but mud and weeds, my old Bronco continues to leave rust stains on my driveway and half the people are on Xanax and all that other brain numbing shit, what fine drivers they are.  Taxes and fees are still through the roof but we do have the seashore, er, the mountains, er, well we have two good amusement parks to die in.

I can't imagine what the old fart was upset about.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 14:05 | 6436203 gimme soma dat
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The occasional meth lab explosion always brightens things up. 

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 14:19 | 6436273 Conax
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The Cuyahoga river song- an ode to the fineness of Cleveland.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtW8RkI3-c4

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 14:05 | 6436210 Berspankme
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Hopefully it was Kasich

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 14:29 | 6436327 Dickweed Wang
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. . . . half the people are on Xanax and all that other brain numbing shit, what fine drivers they are.

You haven't seen nothing yet . . . . . try driving around the SF Bay Area sometime during rush hour. I'll take the drivers in the Midwest over most areas in the country anytime.  And that IS NOT an endorsement of their (people in the Midwest) driving skills, just that there are much worse drivers in other areas of the USA.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 14:47 | 6436398 Conax
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I guess, but I only have to dodge our local zombies. Can't speak for the west coast variety.

I have some charcoal lighter fluid, now where'd I put that zippo...

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 14:24 | 6436295 Dickweed Wang
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It was an incident like this that kicked off the "Arab Spring".  Is it finally our turn???

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 14:56 | 6436441 22winmag
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I doubt it.

 

Thomas Ball lit himself on fire right around the time of the Tunisia barbecue.

 

One incident was actively promoted and became worldwide news, the other incident was supressed and didn't even make the big city papers, let alone the national news here in the USSA.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 14:43 | 6436378 Raging Debate
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Dont know about Ohio law but in NH to raise revenue they used family law and equality as tax policy (police and courts). Nearly every guy with a penis taxed and of course women with head issues took full advantage.

There was four suicides of men on courthouse steps in several years. These were good Dads that had there kids ripped away from them were labeled as bad guys which makes it hard to find a job and ass raped financially.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 14:51 | 6436424 22winmag
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Hey Raging... so goes NH, so goes the world.

 

http://freekeene.com/2011/06/16/thomas-james-ball-self-immolated-in-prot...

 

When the lights go out here, there is no "freedom" left in the world.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 15:11 | 6436507 mastersnark
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Was he Asian?

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:44 | 6436863 SilverFish
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Once you have the IDGAF attitude in its purest form, there are too many things you can get done with it besides lighting yourself on fire.

 

That's the real shame of it. Geezuz man, have some creativity.

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 16:48 | 6436884 scatha
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Those who likely dismiss such an ultimate act of public protest of a human being, forced to act when everything else failed, should know that this is most horrifying death that you can imagine. Even beheading is no that horrible mostly since it is swift if done right.

Problem is that if you light yourself on fire in the public place there is 90% chance that somebody will put the fire out. If you burned less the 50% of your body (and your immune system with it) you are cripple, legal drug addict, dealing with pain that never stops for those few years you may have left.

If you burned between than 50%-70% you die in the mater of weeks, if 90%, in days all in awful agonizing pain felt even under heavy sedation, watching and smelling your body decayed and ultimately you are put in coma since body immune system can't fight infection that eats you alive.

And do not give me the nutcase shit propaganda since such horrifying decision could be very rational one and it is always very convenient to call somebody crazy just not to think about why? Just to refuse to deal with the traumatic situation.

The concept of mental illness, especially in the west, used as a tool for imposing and maintaining the socio-political order is shown for what it is right here:

https://contrarianopinion.wordpress.com/2015/06/04/loss-of-beautiful-min...

 

 

Mon, 08/17/2015 - 17:53 | 6437062 yellowsub
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See kids, that's why you don't light your farts on fire!

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!