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LiFe IS SHoRT...

Submitted by williambanzai7 on 08/19/2015 11:02 -0400

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Thu, 08/20/2015 - 10:11 | 6446938 silentboom

Looks like one of my conquests during the college days, they looked better through beer goggles.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 09:44 | 6446831 Solio

See! That there radiation won't mess you up at all.

In fact, it good fer ya!

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 09:27 | 6446779 DuneCreature

A rhetorical question for the divorce lawyer crowd. –

If Mr. Slolerner is registered on Ashley Madison as ‘Sneaky Pete’ and Mrs. Slolerner is registered as ‘Slippery Sue’ do the accounts cancel each other out? Or does the latter registration trump the earliest? …… Or does Sue get an automatic weaker sex exemption?

Inquiring minds want to know.

More great work, WB7!

Upping the ante lately on detail, I see. ……. BTW, awesome work on the reflections in Benny’s glasses in ‘Keynesian Drone Pilot’. Great stuff. .. Ms Creature says that it’s probley what Ashley really looks like without makeup. …. Catty wemon.

~ DC

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 21:50 | 6445812 nmewn

Now I know what it's like to be insane.

I can say now with complete certitude, its not lonely in this place at all, actually its quite liberating recognizing the absolute insanity enveloping me from all angles ;-)

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 21:02 | 6445715 Pure Evil

She's really hot!

What's her handle on the website?

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 20:46 | 6445666 Son of Loki

No 'Happy Ending' for 30 million AM users tonight.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 20:45 | 6445658 Lumberjack

FBI says investigating hacking of infidelity website Ashley Madison

http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKCN0QO2BT20150819

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 17:14 | 6445165 Lumberjack

State Department destroyed Clinton aides’ BlackBerrys

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/aug/19/state-dept-destroyed-cli...

The State Department destroyed the BlackBerry devices issued to two top aides of former Secretary Hillary Rodham Clinton and never issuedMrs. Clinton a device at all, officials told a federal court Wednesday in a filing that raises still more security questions.

The filing came a day before officials will have to appear in court to detail the steps they took to try to track down Mrs. Clinton’s emails, and whatever computers or other devices she may have used to send them.

udicial Watch, a conservative public interest law firm, has sued to get a look at the emails of Mrs. Clinton and two top aides at State: Huma Abedin and Cheryl Mills.

All three used email accounts not issued by the State Department to conduct government business, and all three are now under court orders to return those documents to the department to belatedly comply with open-records laws.

After Mrs. Clinton said she had deleted messages from her server,Judicial Watch prodded the State Department to try to dig up her electronic devices to see if any messages could be recovered.

State, on Wednesday, said that was impossible.

“[The department] does not believe that any personal computing device was issued by the department to former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and has not located any such device,” administration officials said.

Tom Fitton, president of Judicial Watch, said that means Mrs. Clinton, who did use such devices during her time in office, must have issued one to herself — raising major national security questions.

“If the State Department was not providing secure email devices to Mrs. Clinton, who was? Best Buy? Target? Mrs. Clinton clearly did whatever she wanted, without regard to national security or federal records keeping laws,” Mr. Fitton said.

The State Department said Ms. Mills and Ms. Abedin were issued BlackBerry devices, which were likely turned in at the end of their service.

“Because the devices issued to Ms. Mills and Ms. Abedin would have been outdated models, in accordance with standard operating procedures those devices would have been destroyed or excessed,” thedepartment said.

Ms. Mills‘ lawyer has told the court she returned her emails to the government earlier this year, while Ms. Abedin’s lawyer said they will return her emails by next week.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 19:25 | 6445431 Rhal

I'd like to take out some dead-peasants insurance on her aids. The know too much.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 07:50 | 6446495 NoPension

This is a real time expose' of the lawlessness that exists. Panties are twisted in knots, at many levels. The syncophants are doing everything in their power to make this " not a thing", but we are all watching and waiting.

Soon, it will be guilty through inaction, for certain agencies. Then the fun begins. Someone, somewhere, is saying " I'm not covering for these twats".

I was a yute during Nixon. But I remember and learned. It's not the dirty deed, it's the cover up that sucks em in and brings em down. And this net is getting wider and wider thanks to inaction that would not happen were this a " mere mortal".

Bill has been mighty quiet lately. Little by little, and it's exciting to watch, the usual suspects are jumping ship. Still a few wet rats, such as nighttime MSNBC, but this makes them look even more stupid.

If she wriggles out of this, label this country Officially a Banana Republic.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 09:27 | 6446781 williambanzai7

Ahem, you know as well as I do she is going to wriggle out of this and the vast majority of Kardashianophile citizen morons won't give a flying fuck about it.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 16:50 | 6445096 Brokenarrow

i wonder if benny-the-ball bernank has been banging janet on the side? both equally ugly inside and out.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 16:43 | 6445031 Lumberjack

Edit: Go Daddy!

http://viralandscdn.net/posts/1ffa1/image-3LQc0IlD.jpg

http://odditymall.com/includes/content/dads-in-jail-stick-figure-family-...

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 16:06 | 6444939 HandyCrapper

Warren Buffett's date in hell.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 16:45 | 6445079 Lumberjack

Nah, If he gets his ideas sitting on the thone, then he is doing something else (think safe sex)... but that might be the picture he's looking at.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 14:40 | 6444596 Squid Viscous

Alot of guys are gonna get Spitzer'd tonight

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 14:33 | 6444569 freedogger

Fight club is getting real. 8Chan posting all the boeing, harvard, yale, rothschild and so-on addresses:

https://archive.is/T8gSg

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 16:02 | 6444924 PleasedToMeatYou

Heh heh, paging Mr. Bernstein....

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 15:11 | 6444717 Lumberjack

Nice link. Love how some listed rayheon.com, harvard.com, boing(sic). com, ibm etc..

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 14:30 | 6444558 Manipuflation

Here you go. Roger Waters is accused of being Anti-Semitic.

http://townhall.com/columnists/lawrencemeyers/2015/08/17/educating-antisemite-roger-waters-on-israel-n2039842/page/full

Wow. I don't even know what to say. Somehow "FUCK YOU LAWRENCE MEYERS" is not enough. I thought it was a joke at first but it is not. Check out this douchebag Lawerence Meyers writing third person. That is so douchebag that I can not even explain it. It appears that he fancies himself as an economist/chemist.

Burn that fucking peice of shit Lawrence Meyers to the ground William Banzai 7.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 19:34 | 6445466 mendolover

Roger Waters kinda grew on me. I always was a fan of Gilmore, but to me Waters always came across like the guy in high school who was an asshole but he was really smart and was pretty much always right. I admire his stance on the fake phony fraud called Israel.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 15:26 | 6444790 large_wooden_badger

How can Roger Waters be labeled an anti-semite if the people who call themselves "Isrealis" aren't even remotely linked to the semitic Judeans that were the only real Jews of the bible? The only modern day semites are the arabic people of the Middle East.

After all, words have meaning, so it's best to use their correct meanings.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 20:12 | 6445569 Squid Viscous

you have to swallow alot of impossibilities to believe the Khazar/Ashkenazi claim on the "Holy Land"

not the least of which is the pale skin and blue eyes...

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 10:06 | 6446922 large_wooden_badger

Oh goy, another master race

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 17:28 | 6445195 Manipuflation

I don't see what Roger said to be very offensive to a libertarian. What is with taking a shot at someone like Roger Waters? The guy wrote The Wall after all. That album/movie is art if I ever saw it. That was a cheap shot at Roger Waters. Notice that asshole doesn't have a comment section because he has no balls?

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 14:19 | 6444497 the grateful un...

i have been looking over the data, Yellen has been on the phone with Bejing (phone sex only probably) but some talk of swapping spit over 3 trillion of US treasury bonds. the total amount of rehypothecated gold has been reduced slightly, therefore the price is much lower. makes sense to me. no one wants something if there isnt enough. the new carry trade is UST for gold. If It's Tuesday It Must Be Belgium.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 14:09 | 6444450 4 wheel drift

-lol....

hitlery without make up....

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 19:40 | 6445483 DaddyO

Pfft...She should look so good...

DaddyO

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 15:43 | 6444358 Lumberjack

http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/so-why-ashleymadison-featuring-hillary-cli...

Edit: excerpt.

The tagline for it doesn’t even really make sense: "Harder Choices ... lead to AshleyMadison.com." Oh hey, they're playing off her book title. Cheeky, but what are they trying to say? Hillary Clinton hasn’t cheated on Bill, as far as we know, which puts her in quite a different situation than most of the politicians featured in the site's ads. So what choice are they referring to?

In an interview with MyFoxChicago, site CEO Noel Biderman danced around the answer, saying that it's less about Hillary than about how the decision to have an affair is "not an easy choice

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 13:52 | 6444319 Nostradumbass

HA!

RoboTrader's Mom avatar!

A flash from the past.

OT: Its deja vu all over again - what could possibly go wrong?

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/u-housing-regulator-targets-more-170838480...

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 14:38 | 6444584 Squid Viscous

I miss Robotarder, wherefore art thou?

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 12:59 | 6444181 _SILENCER

Horror has a face, and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 12:29 | 6444035 Pancho de Villa

OMG! How did you do that face, William? It really Truly is Horrible...

The Horror...

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 12:24 | 6444012 dontgoforit

WTF is that? Cailynstein?

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 12:12 | 6443964 ConfederateH

"I woke up this morning and my penis was missing again"...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYwiwbgMusY

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 12:03 | 6443917 J Jason Djfmam

My guess is whoever started this service is the same hunyak that hacked it.

It was always meant to bust the cheaters.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 12:01 | 6443906 Manipuflation

Roger Waters

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 15:58 | 6444908 DollarMenu

Thanks for the link, Mani...

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 19:23 | 6445427 Manipuflation

You are welcome. Waters has been an influence on me. Roger's dad died when he was five months old. My dad died when I was six months old. I understand.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 11:58 | 6443892 New_Meat

Is that RoboTrader's Mom?

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 11:55 | 6443879 Reaper

Those women there were so ungrateful. They were angry when my check was returned, but failed to thank me for the happiness I created when I first gave it to them.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 11:38 | 6443809 KnuckleDragger-X