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A Postcard From Puerto Rico

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Not what you were expecting...

 

 

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Wed, 08/19/2015 - 16:00 | 6444911 ZippyBananaPants
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Is he fanning a fart?

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 16:04 | 6444931 pods
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Gooneygoogoo!

That right there is Aunt Bunny.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 16:19 | 6444991 Larry Dallas
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I upvoted you for the Eddie Murphy Delerious reference. Never out of style!

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 16:05 | 6444936 Money Counterfeiter
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Big tits and a 93 IQ.  

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 16:10 | 6444950 BandGap
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93? No way, subtract 20 and go down from there.

I recruit from and work with scientists/operators from PR. To a person they are not going back any time soon. The stories are very bad, nearly 3rd world in some places. Crime is very high.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 16:27 | 6445028 kchrisc
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The way back for PR--if the Zionist controlled west can keep their hands off.

Contrast Hong Kong's experience with Liberty, before '97, and Cuba's with communism since the 50s.

The PR people should put to the guillotine all the banksters and slithers that they can get their hands on, repudiate all fiat debts, toss the DC US and Zionist colonizers out, and then embrace freedom and Liberty. They then can embrace the Hong Kong model of freedom and Liberty so as to fertilize and grow prosperity for themselves.

However, I doubt that Zion and their DC US governors are going to stand idly by for that. See the experience of Haiti with Zionist and DC US run "colonial-capitalism."

Zion is a scheme, not an ethnicity.

 

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 17:05 | 6445147 lincolnsteffens
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Puerto Rico is the home of the IRS. All your labor is belong to us.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 17:06 | 6445148 Paveway IV
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"...Zion is a scheme, not an ethnicity..."

Oh HELL yeah. +1000

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 19:03 | 6445386 Theosebes Goodfellow
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I love it when non-Puerto Ricans opine about the island. Fuck, I laugh like hell. Puerto Rico has always been "poor", at least when measured by gringo standards. What she doesn't have in Yanqui dollars she has in soul. She is arguably the richest place on Earth. You just have to be Boriqua to see it. 

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 19:30 | 6445455 Bananamerican
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o boracho...

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 02:06 | 6446262 Theosebes Goodfellow
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Or both! :))))

 

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 16:21 | 6444996 Implied Violins
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Ugh. If that fucker ever waxed, Brazil would disappear.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 16:26 | 6445021 Fukushima Fricassee
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That's a she, it's Yellen

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 16:00 | 6444912 Mike Honcho
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That citizen doesn't look employed.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:26 | 6448758 mkkby
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What a surprise.  An island of niggs and spics can't feed itself.  Same as everywhere in the world.  But hey, there is no difference genetically so it must be racism.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 16:00 | 6444913 90's Child
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Mrs Clinton has let herself go.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 16:00 | 6444917 youngman
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I just met a girl named Maria....

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 16:05 | 6444935 Black Forest
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Gee officer youngman

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 16:09 | 6444947 negative rates
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I just flipped a pancake on my nose.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 16:08 | 6444945 TuPhat
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She's been swimming in the waters of Brazil.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 16:09 | 6444949 SSRI Junkie
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even a white shark would spit that back out

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 16:14 | 6444965 KJWqonfo7
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Racist!!!

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 16:13 | 6444961 Salzburg1756
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Caitlen Jenner in 10 years.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 16:43 | 6445074 MalteseFalcon
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Caitlen Jenner now without photoshop.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 17:03 | 6445141 TeamDepends
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Be nice, "she" is going through manopause.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 17:19 | 6445178 Implied Violins
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Wed, 08/19/2015 - 21:56 | 6445823 Elliott Eldrich
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Ok, so I just threw up a little in my mouth. Happy?

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 18:11 | 6445280 angel_of_joy
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+1 for your excellent taste (proved by your choice for a moniker...)

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 16:16 | 6444977 Fuku Ben
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Massive debt is on the front side of the postcard.

And on the back side is increasing default. (There is no pun intended but undoubtedly with ZH humor someone will come up with something.)

More of the debt/default musical chairs global game. The tempo is purposely being ramped up to cause maximum damage to everyone when the music stops. And this absolutely includes maximum damage to all the willing loyal supporters of the planned disastrous outcome. There will be no winners with this end game.

"First Default By U.S. Commonwealth In History: Puerto Rico Fails To Make Required Debt Payment"

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-08-03/puerto-rico-makes-only-1-requir...

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 16:17 | 6444979 kchrisc
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If the so-called debt is of fiat form, then it is actually wealth stolen from the people and then fenced, in this case via government.

As such then, the debt is not legitimate, and not owed to the banksters, but indeed it is the banksters that owe the people.

So that "postcard" needs a guillotine with glum looking banksters, and slithers, pols and crats, being led up its steps.

Zion is a scheme, not an ethnicity.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 16:24 | 6445011 mygameon
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Kchrisc, I get and in general agree with your worldview. I just want you to know in advance that I am not a Zion or part of Zion.

I don't want any of my blood mistakenly spilled in the street....

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 17:41 | 6445226 kchrisc
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Zion is a scheme, not an ethnicity.

By extension: Zionist is a behavior, not an ethnicity.

Those in the service of, and loyal to, the American country, and people, should have nothing to worry about.

Those serving Zion, and their colonial governors, the DC US' tyranny, do.

See you on the battlefield, or listen for me from inside one of Zion's basement cells.

Zion is a scheme, not an ethnicity.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 20:17 | 6445585 conscious being
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Very good kchrisc. It is a scheme, not an ethnicity, not a religion.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 16:19 | 6444988 MrSteve
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PR took all the low rent manufacturing jobs back in the 1960s with tariff changes letting them export duty free goods to the USA that were not "finished". US firms "finished" the goods sewing on a label or making a few final stitches in a hem or cuff. What Congress gives, Congress can take away. I think about that whenever I see a FDIC guarantee sticker by some bank door handle.

The Constitution gives rights that Congress tries to take away, if you let them...

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 16:21 | 6445001 Squid Viscous
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is that one of the Kagan brothers?

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 16:30 | 6445030 SSRI Junkie
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the chest is too hairy..that's the supreme court in-justice elena kagan

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 16:30 | 6445038 Chuck Knoblauch
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Trans-gender mother.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 17:52 | 6445249 This just in
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Is that Caitlin Jenner?

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 16:29 | 6445026 Chuck Knoblauch
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Sell PR to a private equity firm.

Oh, we already did that with debt.

Convert debt to equity.

Problem solved.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 16:33 | 6445047 Squid Viscous
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you forgot the 100-1 dilution part, to jew - i mean screw, the prior claimants

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 16:32 | 6445043 Berspankme
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#Puertoricanlivesmatter

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 16:57 | 6445117 Herdee
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Some women like a big hairy beast with dark hair.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 18:14 | 6445293 zipit
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Some big hairy women, maybe.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 17:06 | 6445150 boomki
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His name was Robert Paulson.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 17:33 | 6445205 Cpiiesf7
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You do know that in a year or two, PR will be voting to become a US state. What do you think will happen?

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 18:36 | 6445337 22winmag
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It looks like the Puerto Rican separatist mad bombers that Clinton pardoned are finally getting their utopia.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 18:47 | 6445363 XqWretch
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I love these ass clowns that hate on the Puerto Ricans and Greeks for being "welfare queens." Hey assholes, the only reason they can support their welfare systems is because people let them BORROW money. Sure, the PR and Greek politicians are shitbags for borrowing money to support an unsustainable system, but every fucking politician on the planet would do the same thing. Fuck the bankers, hedge funds and any other retard that lent these countries money. Enjoy the loss!

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 20:23 | 6445601 Ghostdog
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Is that Hillary or Corzine?

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 22:19 | 6445884 exomike
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You're pissin' me off Durden.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 01:48 | 6446240 onmail
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The lessons of QE will be this :

Give money to people , instead of Banks

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