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Presidential Candidate "Deez Nuts" Surges In Polls
If Donald Trump’s unlikely rise to the top of the polls tells us anything, it’s that Americans (or at least GOP primary voters) are sick of business as usual in Washington.
The endemic corruption, crony capitalism, rampant regulatory capture, and licentious logrolling that many voters have come to associate with the American political process has created a deep-seated desire for change and if there are two names which most certainly do not portend a break from business as usual inside the Beltway they are "Bush" and "Clinton." Indeed, the prospect that America will once again be faced with a choice that really isn’t a choice by being compelled to choose between two candidates from Washington’s political aristocracy has only served to boost Trump’s appeal.
All of the above certainly seems to suggest that America is fully prepared to accept and embrace the candidacy of those who promise anything but the political status quo, which, we imagine helps to explain why the dark horse candidate "Deez Nuts" is now polling at 9% in North Carolina.
Deez Nuts is running for president. This is a true statement. pic.twitter.com/834etY4cMH
— Josh Moon (@Josh_Moon) August 19, 2015
From PublicPolicyPolling:
The specter of Trump running as an independent candidate in the general election continues to be a big potential problem for Republicans. In such a scenario Clinton leads with 38% with Bush at 28% and Trump at 27% basically tying for second place. Trump wins independents with 38% (to 28% for Clinton and 24% for Bush), takes 38% of Republicans, and 14% of Democrats.
Finally another declared independent candidate, Deez Nuts, polls at 9% in North Carolina to go along with his 8% in Minnesota and 7% in Iowa in our recent polling. Trump leads Clinton 40/38 when he's in the mix.
Finally Deez Nuts get 9% in NC to go with their 8% in Minnesota and 7% in Iowa. Pretty consistent support: http://t.co/EIPkTvW3Ti
— PublicPolicyPolling (@ppppolls) August 19, 2015
As you can see from the following, North Carolina voters aren't yet sure what to expect from Nuts, but 9% of voters know that if forced to choose between Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump, and Deez Nuts, they'll take Nuts any day of the week.
Breaking down the polling data, it looks like 9% of voters who chose Mitt Romney in 2012 would go with Deez Nuts in 2016 while an astonishing 25% of voters who voted for someone other than Obama or Romney would prefer Nuts over Clinton or Trump. Most of Nuts' support looks to come from the center of the policitcal spectrum and when broken down by gender, men seem to have a more favorable view of Nuts than women. When it comes to age, voters 18-29 were far more likely to have a favorable view of Nuts although surprisingly, when Nuts is pitted against Trump and Clinton, a shocking 15% of voters 30-45 say they would choose Nuts.
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We have lost the republic. Greasy vodka for all proles!
Cheney's daugher apparently liked Bush more than Dick but maybe she'll give Nutz a chance.
Well, if Rectum runs against Deez Nuts, I'll be besides myself with joy.
Just imagine what might happen in a debate. Deez Nuts and Rectum could get together for a group hug. It would be like porn on primetime TV.
Well, I'll be standing on the taint until I know more about the positions of these two candidates.
Umm, 'Missionary?'
I am registered to vote in NC! i have no idea who this Nuts guy is but I will certainly vote for him or it.
Look, I don't care what people say, Deez Nuts has always been there when I called on em.
"We have lost the republic. Greasy vodka for all proles!"
WE HAVE LOST THE REPUBLIC.
America didn't go out with a bang or a whimper. It croaked with no activity on the EKG machine!
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It is old school Ron Paulers like us who control the game. We are not democrats nor are we republicans. Republicans need our vote to ever regain the whiteouthouse. I think we are still pretty pissed off about 2008.
I will NEVER vote again.
Well I do agree w/ him/her when speaking about good gov't; Deez Nuts!
Didn't a US General fighting in Bastone, France, tell the Germans: "Deez Nuts?"
Hillary testified regarding Benghazi: what difference does Deez Nuts make?!
Deez Nuts and His V.P. Chin Nuts (No Relation) are going to rest their collective Balls on the Political Table
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Planters Nuts sezs: Eat Deez Nuts
Deez Nuts are made for walkin...and that's what their gonna... do all over you. Nancy Sanatra hit 1969.
Looks like Deez Nuts has exploded onto the political scene.
Part of me weeps for America, part of me wants to hear his policy positions.
Part of me weeps for America, part of me wants to hear his policy positions.
Watch Out!!! Deez Nuts is a Stong Contender to win the Swinger States - Face Down, Butt Up
Let me guess....their running mate is
R. Mike N. Methursty
Idiocracy... showing soon at a world near you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAg1r6zw7Bg
We should get more than we already have; how can Hilary even be above 2%? Beyond comprehension.
Wonder what Deez Nut's Political Stance would look like? I bet it is very Wide and, it swings wildly from Left to Right
I'm usually torn between writing-in Homer Jay Simpson or Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho...
but dammit, if Deez Nuts qualifies in all 50 States hesheit has my vote!
Not sure why the used a silhouette of a Man for Deez Nuts. Seems like it should be a ball sac. Then again maybe people would confuse him with Hillary?
Back in the Day Deez Nut's was a Big Baller
Deez Nuts / Schweddy Balls - 2016
South Park - Chef - Chocolate Salty Balls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACDOBjPHqb8
WGAF!!!! This is just too funny! No seriously, everyone vote for Deez Nuts, what do we really have to lose?? Might as well laugh as we sink.
What else is there to do but polish the brass on the Titanic?
Any truth to the rumor that Chin Nutz will be his running mate?
If so, that will ensure a dick in the mouth of America!
Finally, something worth voting for: Deez Nutz
Im regged will do it too...
Can I just ask...what in the fuck are you guys talkin about???
Have we seriously come to this point - someone please tell me I'm dreaming..
Pull the plug, the party is over. And when I say party, I a'int talking party lines (like Russia), I'm suggesting that America's potential demise must surely be considered linked to 'the' obsession with self...
Deez Nuts Speaks softly, and carries a Big Stick
At this point, a rubber bath mat would surge in the polls, should it decide to run.
Makes you wonder what part of "Fuck off and die" these conventional politicians aren't getting...
HL Mencken would be proud.
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Rumor has it, Ballstien is going to be his running mate
Have not voted for a long time..butt if there is a chance to get behind Deez Nutz somehow I would do it ;), Finally a hope for change! No, really, let's help to make this farce BIG, I will donate!
Why, in the name of Zeus' Butt is Hillary depicted on the top of the above list, if she's clearly 2% bellow Donald? It's as if they're trying to make people belive she's leading or something. Oh wait...
So um what stocks to buy today make mula off /sarc
bitch, im sir asshole i been knighted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlc5Ph1LClo
I am trying hard to get on the ballot.
You know Amerika has lost any sense of morality when a fucking lying, killer like Killary heads the list next to Trump.
This time next year it will be TRUMP WHO?? and that fucking CUNT will still lead the polls.
Donald Trump and yet another Bush idiot, now we have Deez Nuts, what is wrong with you Americans?
..... Surely anyone with any sense will be voting for Dan Bilzerian.
^^^^ another racist homo for Obama's 3rd term^^^^^^^
Is this guy for real or a Bart Simpson type of Moe joke: These Nuts
Looks like I'll be voting for DN.
google will insure the win for the elite reptiles via slanted search algo's:
"First, there is the Western Union Scenario: Google’s executives decide which candidate is best for us—and for the company, of course—and they fiddle with search rankings accordingly. There is precedent in the United States for this kind of backroom king-making. Rutherford B. Hayes, the 19th president of the United States, was put into office in part because of strong support by Western Union. In the late 1800s, Western Union had a monopoly on communications in America, and just before to the election of 1876, the company did its best to assure that only positive news stories about Hayes appeared in newspapers nationwide. It also shared all the telegrams sent by his opponent’s campaign staff with Hayes’s staff. Perhaps the most effective way to wield political influence in today’s high-tech world is to donate money to a candidate and then to use technology to make sure he or she wins. The technology guarantees the win, and the donation guarantees allegiance, which Google has certainly tapped in recent years with the Obama administration. "
Deez Nutz....By TongueStun
Deez are muh ballz
An dis be muh Scrotum
Drop to yo Knees
An you getz to knowdem
Drop to you knees
Drop to you knees
Drop to you knees
an you kin get to know DEEZ....
I have some more info about Deez Nuts.
Full name: Deez Nuts R. Harry.
He has a son called Deez P. Nuts.
Just wait until the elections are over and watch how all the other politicians start sucking up to Deez Nuts.
I will write in Hugh G. Rection . he is an up and comer.
Stock up on Brawndo stocks. I'm not trying to be funny.
My faith in voting has been restored by Deez Nuts...
Finally! Change I can believe. Grab on Deez in 2016!
Was 1989/1990 first time I heard a Deez Nuts joke. This guy Nuts must be from my generation.
I will ensure that the wetbacks are sent back!
Mr. President, will build a wall!
The communists (libtards) in out midst will be shipped to their communist country of preference!
Everyone will buy my nuts!
This will be a great polling season....