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Is Your Name In The Ashley Madison Hack? Here Are Some Easy Ways To Find Out

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One month ago, tens of millions of men (and a few million women) were shocked to learn that as clients of cheating website Ashley Madison, whose motto is "Life is short. Have an affair", all their supposedly confidential information including names, email addresses, credit card data, personal profiles and virtually everything else, had been hacked by a group calling itself the Impact Team, which threatened release of all the client information unless Ashley Madison shuts down. There was some hope that the hackers were merely posturing or bluffing, but to the utter horror of Ashley Madison's 37 million customers - and to the sheer delight of millions of divorce attorney around the globe - last night the Impact Team did just as it threatened it would, and released a data dump with all the data in the form of a 9.7GB torrent.

The hackers' demands was simple: take Ashley Madison and Established Men offline permanently in all forms, "or it would release all customer records, including profiles with all the customers’ secret sexual fantasies and matching credit card transactions, real names and addresses, and employee documents and emails."

However, Avid Life Media, with visions of a lucrative Ashley Madison IPO still dancing in its head, decided to ignore the threats.

In retrospect this may have been a wrong move when last night, the Ashley Madison data trove made its way from the dark web where it had been circulating for the past month, to Bit Torrent, making the data available for the entire world.

The statement from Impact Team to Avid Life Media and Ashley Madison users was as follows:

Avid Life Media has failed to take down Ashley Madison and Established Men. We have explained the fraud, deceit, and stupidity of ALM and their members. Now everyone gets to see their data.

 

Find someone you know in here? Keep in mind the site is a scam with thousands of fake female profiles. See ashley madison fake profile lawsuit; 90-95% of actual users are male. Chances are your man signed up on the world's biggest affair site, but never had one. He just tried to. If that distinction matters.

 

Find yourself in here? It was ALM that failed you and lied to you. Prosecute them and claim damages. Then move on with your life. Learn your lesson and make amends. Embarrassing now, but you'll get over it.

Ashley Madison's owners promptly responded with a statement of their own late Tuesday, condemning the cyberattack and saying they are “actively monitoring and investigating this situation” while cooperating with law-enforcement authorities in the U.S. and Canada, where the company is headquartered. "This event is not an act of hacktivism, it is an act of criminality. It is an illegal action against the individual members of AshleyMadison.com, as well as any freethinking people who choose to engage in fully lawful online activities,” the statement reads. “We will not sit idly by and allow these thieves to force their personal ideology on citizens around the world."

There were other amusing tangents:

We have attempted to verify that the people that appear in the records are actually Ashley Madison customers, reaching out to a dozen of them by phone, email and Facebook. Unsurprisingly, the people we’ve reached have not been eager to chat. After reviewing a file with Ashley Madison accounts that included names, sexual preferences, addresses and phone numbers, we called every number. Only one number worked, and it was for a woman who turned out to be the wife of Ashley Madison’s original founder, Darren Morgenson, who sold the company to Avid Life Media years ago. Morgenson said the spreadsheet dated back to the company’s early days and was essentially a list of dummy accounts that employees had used for “quality control and market research” on the site.

In any event, by this point the damage was done.

There was some hope among the dejected users that the data released was fake however as Bloomberg reports, "the data dump appears to be “legit” and includes full names, e-mail addresses, partial credit card data and dating preferences, according to Robert Graham, chief executive officer of Errata Security, a researcher in Atlanta."

Internet security website Krebs on Security confirms as much:

I’ve now spoken with three vouched sources who all have reported finding their information and last four digits of their credit card numbers in the leaked database. Also, it occurs to me that it’s been almost exactly 30 days since the original hack. Finally, all of the accounts created at Bugmenot.com for Ashleymadison.com prior to the original breach appear to be in the leaked data set as well. I’m sure there are millions of AshleyMadison users who wish it weren’t so, but there is every indication this dump is the real deal.

So with confirmation of the data's legitimacy out of the way, the next and only question is who is on the list, and how credible is it. 

Recall that, as Wired notes, the data released by the hackers includes names, addresses and phone numbers submitted by users of the site, though it’s unclear if members provided legitimate details. A sampling of the data indicates that users likely provided random numbers and addresses, but files containing credit card transactions will yield real names and addresses, unless members of the site used anonymous pre-paid cards.

Wired further adds that according to one analysis of email addresses found in the data dump also shows that some 15,000 are .mil. or .gov addresses.

Further user-level details posted on the 8ch.net website, reveal numerous users who used their employer-given email address to register at the cheating website, likely in refutation of corporate guidelines, which likely means that many former Ashley Madison users now have professional problems to look forward to in addition to the potential personal humiliation of being exposed. Among the alleged users uncovered include many JPMorgan, Bank of America, blue chip and government employees including some such as this one:

Then again, it’s important to note that Ashley Madison’s sign-up process does not require verification of an email address to set up an account, so legitimate addresses might have been hijacked and used by some members of the site.

Which brings us to the final question: just who is on the list. Early attempts to parse the full data, and present it in an easily searchable database have so far been unsuccessful, which is why those AM users concerned about the embarrassment of seeing their data appear on the internet, are urged to go straight to the source and find out whether they have been compromised there. This can be accomplished by going to the ImpactTeam's torrent website where one can find the data in one of two places: here and here.

 

And, for the naive ones, one way is simply to put their email into the following database. It is unclear what the result will be except for indirectly admitting guilt and putting one's email in yet another database which can be used and abused by unknown people for their own ulterior motives. We would not recommend it.

 

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Wed, 08/19/2015 - 10:02 | 6443409 xavi1951
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Meanwhile, George Soros is buying up the coal industry....  and no articles about that.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 10:16 | 6443485 meistergedanken
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There's an article about in on Fox, but then some of the snobby 'tards here wouldn't know of it because "Faux news". Disqualify!

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 10:54 | 6443618 PrintemDano
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Moonbattery has an article on Herr Soros Coal interest..

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 10:03 | 6443417 Laddie
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Jenji Kohan and the Jewish Hyper-Sexualization of Western Culture

In a similar vein, the Jewish writer and intellectual Chaim Bermant observed that “the Jews that came to dominate Hollywood” between them “did more to determine American attitudes and tastes than the churches or even the schools.” This is hardly surprising given that, as cultivation theory and social learning theory postulate, exposure to media content leads to increased sympathy for the values embedded in the content, as well as an increased propensity to regard the fictional portrayals as representations of reality.

Noting how right from Hollywood’s founding Jewish ethnic networking and nepotism quickly led to an industry completely dominated by Jews, Bermant wryly observed that “Hollywood, the place, as it was said, where ‘the son-in-law also rises’ was the last redoubt of nepotism, but nepotism was perhaps one of its saving virtues, for it indicated, if only at a crude level, that it was not wholly devoid of charity.”[5] Jewish family and ethnic networking played an inevitable role in Kohen’s ascent to eventually “helming” her own show. She recounts how:

As this critic’s remarks indicate, anything goes on OItNB — except anything deemed racist, pro-Christian, or anti-LGBT. Kohan’s own life, however, conforms to more traditional Jewish standards. She is married to freelance journalist Christopher Noxon, with whom she has three children. Kohan claims that it is her conventional domestic life that propels her into the darker corners of storytelling. She’s attracted to seedier material because, as she puts it, “This is my rebellion, this is my fun.” In an interview with Israeli newspaper Haaretz, she recalled how her desire to include a character named Yael character in Weeds was borne of the Jewish milieu within which she raised her children. “My children attend a Jewish school,” she said at the time. “I met a lot of Israeli mothers there, and the character of Yael is a tribute to those mothers. They’re so terrific. All the Israeli mothers I’ve met are terrific, and so is Meital. Yael is a character I constructed from all the mothers in our school. I always check where people are in relation to their Judaism.”

The net result of the Jewish engineered sexual revolution has, as Kevin MacDonald has noted, been the establishment of a society controlled by a Jewish “cognitive elite” who politically, economically and socially dominate “a growing mass of individuals who are intellectually incompetent, irresponsible as parents, prone to requiring public assistance, and prone to criminal behavior, psychiatric disorders, and substance abuse.”[12] Meanwhile, at the other end of the social spectrum, Jewish activists have recruited the most intellectually capable elements from within White populations and used them (through a Jewish-sanctioned public school curriculum and a perverted system of financial incentives) to harm communities of their own biological origin.

The tendency of Jewish subverters of Western culture (like Kohan) to not personally practice what they promote for their intended audience is striking. Another noteworthy exemplar of this tendency is the Jewish entrepreneur and “King of Infidelity” Noel Biderman, the founder and CEO of the company that operates a dating website named Ashley Madison which is designed to make it easy for married people to arrange adulterous affairs. The slogan of the company (which Biderman himself came up with) is: “Life is short. Have an affair.” While promoting infidelity (and profiting handsomely from it), Biderman himself says he is a happily married father of two and does not cheat. In an interview with the “A Current Affair” program in Australia, he admitted that if he found out his own wife was accessing his cheater’s site, “I would be devastated.”

Revelation 22:11
He that is unjust, let him be unjust still: and he which is filthy, let him be filthy still: and he that is righteous, let him be righteous still: and he that is holy, let him be holy still.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 10:15 | 6443479 falak pema
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So the Bible pleads for coexistence. After all GOd did create the Devil ALL ON HIS OWN.

Cos God never needs any help. Thats in stone!

Ashley Madison is where Eve bites the Apple and the devil whacks her with his tail; like a naughty Indiana Jones; Junior to Sean's father figure!

Father and Son and the Unholy ghost.

What a conundrum all whipped up!

The JEws can always say to the Christians : we were here first so we know whats lurking around the corner in iife while you mugs still drink beer and think interest is simple. We know its COMPOUND!

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 11:01 | 6443660 Guns N Metals
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No, the Bible commands obedience.  And it says to leave the judging to Him.  And we WILL be judged.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 10:42 | 6443562 xcehn
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Biderman was also quoted saying that if the sex in his marriage were to dry up, he'd cheat before considering divorce. Whatever 'works', apparently.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 14:00 | 6444406 Swave
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Not the first time it has happened.

1. THE CULTURAL TAKEOVER OF GERMANY BY THE JEWS

Dr Karl Wiehe, in his Germany and the Jewish Question, is painstaking in the details he provides:

Well before 1933 the Jews had taken possession of the film industry even more thoroughly than of the theater. That was understandable, because the earnings in the film industry overshadow the earnings of any other artistic activity….

The biggest step in the direction of the decline of the German cultural life [however] was taken in the field of the light entertainment genre. Here—in the genre of musical comedy and above all in revue and burlesque—frivolity and lasciviousness were to rear their ugly heads. So much so that during these years Berlin was quite correctly considered the most immoral city in the world.

It was Jews who introduced this pornographic “art form” to Germany, a debased genre completely unknown before the Great War, and so it is the Jews who can be held responsible for the general decline in morals.

The Jewish sexologists Ivan Bloch and Magnus Hirschfeld became the representatives of “sex research” camouflaged as science—a bogus science that was merely an excuse for pornography and propaganda designed to destroy the institute of marriage and the sanctity of the family. [2]

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 10:05 | 6443429 henry chucho
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Name; Henry C.. Favorite Position; Doggie style..Looking for; Anything with 2 legs,and a pulse..There it is,darling,I just thought I'd let you know,before the phone starts ringing..

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 10:06 | 6443435 Azannoth
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W8 so they had valid CCs but not Emails ?! WTF

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 10:10 | 6443454 SirBarksAlot
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A running mate for Hillary! 

And if that doesn't work out, they can be friends with benefits.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 10:10 | 6443457 Ms No
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It's probably a competitor in the sex industry or some religious fundie group trying to purify America.  It's none of anybodies business who large swaths of the population are screwing and if your supposed to be in a committed relationship and they are stepping out there are plenty of ways to find out without hacking into peoples data that you have no right to. 

Every old lady in tennis shoes is now going to jump on the righteous bandwagon of invasion of privacy now.  Meanwhile in England and the US politicians and bankers are screwing little kids.   

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 11:51 | 6443860 MsCreant
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I agree with you.

One aspect of this does cause me to pause, the idea that they were selling a service (the delete thing) where they collected money (1.7 mil)  for something they did not do. This is indeed fraud. And if the data is as non-secured as they claim, when it is supposed to be, that is fraud as well. If there are lots of fake accounts that they report as real, fraud. 

Meanwhile, there are other frauds that are more meaningful to uncover. Or specifically target and verify Banksters and .gov and reveal it to us all.

Work that data cover boys, work it.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 10:15 | 6443480 kuro_neko
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if you click on the link and try to download the files, you're downloading some virus as well... beware...

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 10:18 | 6443494 rsnoble
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You can buy a $100 desktop off Ebay they are plentiful.  I'm using one for such purposes right now as I type this.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 10:18 | 6443496 Heywood Jahblohmee
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Bullshit,   I run MalwareBytes and it works perfect  You guys scared of malware is why people are afraid to use torrents.

 

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 10:21 | 6443510 Heywood Jahblohmee
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I bet you are one of those clowns who also doensn't know about AdBlocker Plus and complains about ads.

I have downloaded over 100,000 tunes and movies from Bittorrent and my scanner flags ones that are infected.

Most torrents on Pirate Bay even have comments section that tells people  if its real or bogus.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 10:28 | 6443528 CaptOveur
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Hackers wouldn't try to compromise YOUR computer. You're just being paranoid.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 10:16 | 6443486 rsnoble
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Trump for sissy strapon training

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 10:17 | 6443489 stilletto
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Surprised at the number of comments supporting 'Impact teams' attempt to impose censorship and dictate their moral values to all. That puts them in the same camp as other arrogant dictators like ISIS, the catholic church, zionists, NSA. I neither condone nor condemn members of a website (inc ZH). Its none of my, your, or the Impact Team fascists business, how others wish to live their private lives. This action is anti-freedom and pro Big Brother. Impact Team are probably funded from Langley as it will deter free expression on the internet!  Next will ZH  members be 'exposed' for the NSA to have a good snoop at!?

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 10:49 | 6443595 Bankster Kibble
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This is the age of disclosure.  If you don't volunteer, somebody else will do it for you.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 12:20 | 6443997 Temporalist
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The point is not to be the morality police, the point is to highlight the deep hypocrisy of people especially the PC shitbrains, politiscum and banksters.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 10:18 | 6443495 orangegeek
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I heard that Bill Clinton was up for chairman after the AM IPO.

 

Poor Bill Clinton.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 10:25 | 6443519 xcehn
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Looks like the cyber police have taken down the cited d/l links. Just until new ones crop up. Losing battle once the genie is loose.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 10:29 | 6443533 Heywood Jahblohmee
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No problem here.   just type the name into the Pirate Bay website.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 10:56 | 6443630 Cthonic
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There are still tons of peers, just search for 40AE8A90DE40CA3AFA763C8EDB43FC1FC47D75F1 or make magnet URI from it.  Downloaded it at around 2MB/s via two vpn's and peerblock.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 10:25 | 6443520 invest3
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Why does my Congressman's name keep popping up?

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 10:29 | 6443531 SantaClaws
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This is all lotsa fun, but come on.  When will they start posting the contents of Hillary's hard drive(s).  Or is it already on torrent?  John Kerry's emails would likely be good too.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 10:29 | 6443532 Oldballplayer
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I already know my name is probably in there.  Last winter I got an email from them giving me a free membership.

With my wife sitting at my side we set up the most outrageous profile.  It actually included the phrase, "if you are breathing, I am interested."  I indicated I lived in the most expensive town in the area.  I wrote that I was 45 and retired from my dot com job.

Then every week, we would sit down and look at the emails that I would get. I would read her profiles of women who were 5.2, 285# who called themselves "a little overweight."

It was hilarious.

This morning I asked my wife if she would go on TV with me if this broke open.  She said, "sure."  I then told her that if we did, it would go national and we would be on The  Tonight Show by the end of the week.

 

 

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 11:03 | 6443666 Cthonic
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Just browsing a couple of the thousands of credit card names on file, I'd say the oft quoted 5% to 10% female membership would be a very high estimate.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 11:26 | 6443753 stilletto
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Likely that its one of those sites where men have to pay and women get basic servicing free. So list of CC details will not represent list of members. If you hit women in the CC list then they probably bought 'extras'!!? (Sort of women you dream of meeting in a bar! ) Or maybe hubby used wifes CC, full marks to him if he did! That's style!

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 11:40 | 6443827 Cthonic
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Yeah, the cc files are the smallest files to unpack and easiest to parse/browse.  Wanted to do that first to ditch the card ending and authorization info.  We'll see what shows up in the user files.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 10:39 | 6443541 PrimalScream
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So think about it.  Suppose you wanted to set up your own "Have An Affair" Web site and make this Virtual Business run.  What does it take?

1.  Establish Web site, with glitzy photo's of Sexy Uptown chicks who-do-not-exist

2.  Create 1,000 profiles of sexy women who do not exist.

3.  Lure in a bunch of stupid men who are willing to pay ONLINE because they are thinking of "meeting someone"

4.  Hire 10 women (any age) to send e-mail replies and occasional phone calls, so the clients think that something real is happening.

HOW MUCH DOES this operation cost?  Not much. 

HOW MUCH $$ do they rake in?  A lot!!

How does anyone get sued .... its' all Virtual Women who don't exist.  There is no legal liability.

I gotta hand it to these people ... pretty good business operation. SLIMY AS H*LL, but slick. 

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 10:40 | 6443558 Heywood Jahblohmee
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H.Clinton  ''looking for fem sub who likes it rough''.  Have tons of toys and strap ons and whips.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 10:40 | 6443559 Dolus
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So who's going to be the first one to create a website with a searchable database? Think of all the divorce lawyer advertising revenue you could generate. 

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 10:56 | 6443625 Guns N Metals
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Of course the owner/CEO of Avid Life Media and AshleyMadison.com, a website which facilitates and promotes adultery, Noel Bidermen, is a Jew.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 11:00 | 6443652 Heywood Jahblohmee
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Whereever there is an easy buck to be made you will find a Jew.   Nothing new here.

 

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 10:58 | 6443636 cherry picker
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I wonder how many .gov workers will lose their jobs because of this.

I read that Ottawa, Canada's capital had the highest ratio of members.

Washington DC can't be that far behind.

How many candidates running for the Oval Office left their credit card numbers with Ashley?

This taxpayer would like to know what my employees are doing on company time.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 12:11 | 6443955 Baa baa
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My bet...Not one.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 12:16 | 6443983 armageddon addahere
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"This taxpayer would like to know what my employees are doing on company time."

Turns out they are not just screwing the taxpayer.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 11:01 | 6443662 Atomizer
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AD: Free political housewife for availability. I wear orange color well. Well schooled in computer hardware and email server systems. 

Enjoy travel using taxpayers jetset expenses for ravishing exotic weekend getaways. 

Contact me. 

HDR22@clintonemail.com

http://thefederalist.com/2015/07/02/hillary-clinton-email/

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 11:02 | 6443663 Heywood Jahblohmee
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H Clinton and C. Clinton.   mother daughter team seek adventorous kinky men (Jews only)

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 11:08 | 6443687 HonkyShogun
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Dats just nasty.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 11:03 | 6443668 starman
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I saw Obamas name next to Yellen! 

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 14:30 | 6444560 Berspankme
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Nah obie is on that grinder gay site

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 11:03 | 6443671 voices in my head
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Ashley Madison may be a front for CIA, NSA, etc to get the dirt on millions of people that my be useful in the future.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 11:09 | 6443690 Heywood Jahblohmee
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More like Mossad operation to blackmail all AIPAC members.  Vote for Israel or we air all your dirty laundry.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 11:09 | 6443691 Heywood Jahblohmee
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More like Mossad operation to blackmail all AIPAC members.  Vote for Israel or we air all your dirty laundry.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 11:11 | 6443701 22winmag
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May be?

 

Newsflash... every company from those that sell raw milk, to those that sell ammo, to those that sell whatever are NSA/CIA "assets".

 

All your communicationses is ours.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 11:16 | 6443725 Atomizer
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They already have a boat load of government employees information. Next will be the NSA. IMHO. 

National security only matters as long that it's not used against a government employee. See the clearity? Jeb Bush is going to be exposed of closet skeletons. Watch him take a 180 on NSA position. 

/heheheee

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 11:14 | 6443714 Heywood Jahblohmee
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H. Clinton  ''I like role playing games and being dom'',  Power is my ultimate aphrodisiac.  All Jewish men and women (womenn preferred) who are submissive and enjoy some BDSM are welcome to contact me.

 

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 11:17 | 6443730 the grateful un...
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so what are you saying, the CIA sets up the website, then places the email addresses  of prominent politicians, then hacks their own website and dumps the data? i dont think president Trump cares

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 11:18 | 6443732 Manipulism
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Maybe the Trump is on the list.

Problem (for Hitlary)=solved

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 11:26 | 6443751 buzzsaw99
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name: buzzsaw99

perversions: into mutant 3 way sex with myself, myself, and anyone else who likes promiscuity + copious vaseline.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 11:32 | 6443778 fowlerja
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Maybe Hillary's husband is on the list...  "once bitten twice shy"...

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 11:34 | 6443786 bluskyes
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Why is it, that most are outraged when their neighbor finds out about the skeevier details of their personal life, but doesn't mind when the government watches? Either they are exhibitionists, or frogs boiling in the pot.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 11:34 | 6443787 ross81
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yeah i bet the customers werent too thrilled at being contacted

 

"Good morning Mrs.Smith, this is Ashley Madison, can we have a word with your husband please?"

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 11:34 | 6443789 Manipuflation
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I had no idea that such websites even existed.  I guess I spend too much time on Craigslist in the "free" section looking for shit that people throw away that might still have some value.  Either that or I am down at the garage wrenching on some piece of shit (insert mechanical device name here) that I own or someone else I know owns.  Then again sometimes I am at the garden.  Sometimes I am here on ZH or some bullion website.  Sometimes I go to the local coin shop to see what is going on.  Sometimes I have to mind our children.  All of that on top of a job.  How in the hell would a person come up with time for an affair?  And what are you supposed to get out of the deal, an STD or an unplanned pregnancy?  Sounds like a huge pain in ass to me.

Since I am libertarian to the core I don't care what other people do so long as they stay out of my way.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 11:43 | 6443833 Vlad the Inhaler
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Time to go long on diamonds.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 11:46 | 6443847 ThisIsBob
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"Looking for love in all the wrong places."

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 11:46 | 6443850 TalkToLind
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Now that's a thumbnail, +2.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 11:50 | 6443859 large_wooden_badger
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I only came here for the larger version of the clickbait icon "smiling woman holding breasts".

What a bust.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 11:52 | 6443864 Atomizer
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Feedback/comments

What company did you use to cleanse Hillarys hard drive? 

https://www.clintonfoundation.org/presidential-center/contact

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 11:55 | 6443878 TalkToLind
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Word is it was done in-house.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 11:52 | 6443865 Bunga Bunga
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Searchable data base: http://ashleymadisonleaked.com/

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 12:16 | 6443977 LongOfTooth
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Problem loading page.....

The connection has timed out

The server at ashleymadisonleaked.com is taking too long to respond.

    The site could be temporarily unavailable or too busy. Try again in a few moments.
    If you are unable to load any pages, check your computer's network connection.
    If your computer or network is protected by a firewall or proxy, make sure that Firefox is permitted to access the Web.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 12:53 | 6444152 Bunga Bunga
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Surprising?

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 11:52 | 6443866 Shpedly
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Somebody asked, "Whats doggie-style mean?" Well, without going into great detail, its a favored Canadian sexual position enabling both parties to watch the hockey game at the same time.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 13:02 | 6444192 large_wooden_badger
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But when you are married, doggie style means begging for sex for an hour until she rolls over and plays dead.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 11:54 | 6443871 cherry picker
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Some guy is sitting in front of a panel with a big red button that says 'Launch Nukes' on it and his name is on Ashely Madison's list.

He is shit scared he will be found out, may lose his security clearance, his wife and kids.

He is looking at that big Red fucking button.

"What do I have to lose?".

His hand hovering over the button, he answers himself.

"Nothing."

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 11:54 | 6443874 Heywood Jahblohmee
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H. Clinton  -- I enjoy snuff films and photos and climax hard when viewing them.   

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 11:55 | 6443881 Amused2Death
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So I downloaded the torrent, how do I open these damn files?

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 13:27 | 6443965 armageddon addahere
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"Life is short... have an affair"

It will be a lot shorter when your wife finds out.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 12:13 | 6443969 Cthonic
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Interesting internal questionnaire responses June 8-17.  In other words, a month before huge public 'hack', management purportedly decides security should be a focus.

 

  "There's a lack of security awareness across the organization." - Kevin MacCall, VP Operations

  "Disgruntlement in teams, need to be careful.  More audit capabilities might mitigate this. Traceability.  Retention/Motivation/Security concern (bad internal actors)." - Trevor, CTO

  "Security. I would hate to see our systems hacked and/or the leak of personal information." Trevor, CTO

  "We should put any and all efforts forward to defend against any security issues that can put our brand and 15 years of hard work at risk."  Noel, CEO

  "Payment processors are small, and they have customer data. Fear of data leak outside our walls. No review process on security policy of our partners. "  Amit, Product Management

  "Integrity of assets (hacking of our systems or third party systems). Large lack of security awareness here. Password management. Tenuous level of review on partnerships. Lack of review on security measures." Mike, Director Media Buying

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 12:33 | 6444059 Zymurguy
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"Michelle-O" -- looking for older jewish men, preferably mega 0.01% wealthy with mad scientist eyebrows, must like x-tra hairy BBW

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 12:43 | 6444104 Chuck Knoblauch
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Great advertising.

Ad revenue must be increasing.

Are you public yet?

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 12:52 | 6444148 Heywood Jahblohmee
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Still trying to decipher this

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ulo","BR","W_LOURENCO@HOTMAIL.COM","","SP","","","03112090","",

"99973132","ADL Media Inc - TDS","63.99","016750","U","VI","2979","M","36867901","JASON MERCURIO","12119009","","2015-06-28 01:57:23","4014510920","4014510920","","Final","Authorizations","McDonough","US","JASON_MERCURIO@YAHOO.COM","","GA","","","30252","10.30.30.4",

"99926056","Avid Dating Life Inc","79.00","062743","Y","MC","4446","","21602859","DANIEL MARCIARILLE","12119012","","2015-06-28 01:58:01","4014511540","4014511540","","Final","Authorizations","swansea","US","REDDOGG999@YAHOO.COM","","MA","107 stevens rd","","02777","",

"99973132","ADL Media Inc - TDS","79.00","015255","Z","VI","8968","","36674185","MATT SCHUMI","12119017","","2015-06-28 01:59:53","4014513340","4014513340","","Final","Authorizations","Saint Paul","US","SCHUMI3954@GMAIL.COM","","MN","","","55016","",

"99973132","ADL Media Inc - TDS","79.00","100804","N","VI","2237","","36845305","DWIGHT E SMITH JR","12119018","","2015-06-28 02:00:00","4014513510","4014513510","","Final","Authorizations","Old Hickory","US","TN_GENT4U@YAHOO.COM","","TN","","","37138","",

"99973132","ADL Media Inc - TDS","68.99","759542","Y","VI","2140","M","36868560","JEFFERSON NORTON","12119021","","2015-06-28 02:00:47","4014515590","4014515590","","Final","Authorizations","Houston","US","NORTON.JEFFERSON23@GMAIL.COM","","TX","","","77090","10.30.30.4",

"99973132","ADL Media Inc - TDS","68.99","265815","Z","AM","2011","M","36868443","THOMAS L LINHARD","12119024","","2015-06-28 02:02:02","4014518880","4014518880","","Final","Authorizations","Parker","US","LINHARDSKI@GMAIL.COM","","CO","","","80138","24.9.187.116",

"99897463","Ashley Madison","19.00","857824","B","VI","1812","","36475935","CHRISTOPHER ROBINSON","12119027","","2015-06-28 02:03:46","4014524420","4014524420","","Final","Authorizations","Brisbane","AU","PDOG1314@HOTMAIL.COM","","QLD","","","4034","",

"99926939","Avid Dating Life Inc","89.27","429564","B","VI","8025","","34715856","SENAD SOLAKOVIC","12119029","","2015-06-28 02:04:34","4014526550","4014526550","","Final","Authorizations","Etobicoke","CA","SONNYIAM@HOTMAIL.COM","","ON","","","M8z2z2","",

"99926939","Avid Dating Life Inc","20.99","033276","B","VI","7400","","36104100","RAY NANCE","12119030","","2015-06-28 02:05:21","4014528270","4014528270","","Final","Authorizations","White Rock","CA","RAY-NANCE@HOTMAIL.COM","","BC","","","V4B2Z7","",

"99904793","Ashley Madison","115.00","028106","Z","VI","8287","","36654671","RUSSELL M. WOOLF","12119031","","2015-06-28 02:05:43","4014529000","4014529000","","Final","Authorizations","APO","US","DUTCH_GEORGETOWN@YAHOO.COM","","NJ","","","09114","",

"99973132","ADL Media Inc - TDS","79.00","200308","Z","VI","8690","M","30323272","HUY T DUONG","12119034","","2015-06-28 02:06:53","4014531280","4014531280","","Final","Authorizations","Portland","US","HUYDUONGT@GMAIL.COM","","OR","","","97206","10.30.30.4",

"99973132","ADL Media Inc - TDS","59.00","010845","Z","MC","1616","M","36837523","ESNHAYRE LAINEZ","12119043","","2015-06-28 02:08:47","4014534360","4014534360","","Final","Authorizations","Modesto","US","KIMTATLAI@HOTMAIL.COM","","CA","","","95356","99.49.198.239",

"99973132","ADL Media Inc - TDS","19.00","79494B","Z","MC","4249","","34006265","JASON A MUNDS","12119048","","2015-06-28 02:10:05","4014536380","4014536380","","Final","Authorizations","Silverdale","US","SUBBIESDOITDEEPER31@YAHOO.COM","","WA","","","98383","",

"99973132","ADL Media Inc - TDS","68.00","439144","Z","VI","1298","M","34282786","AUSTIN GROFF","12119050","","2015-06-28 02:10:16","4014536880","4014536880","","Final","Authorizations","Strasburg","US","SLENDERSON69@GMAIL.COM","","PA","","","17579","10.30.30.4",

"99904795","Ashley Madison","48.00","602315","B","VI","1141","M","34612546","MARCELO SIQUEIRA SOUZA","12119052","","2015-06-28 02:10:23","4014537130","4014537130","","Final","Authorizations","São Gonçalo","BR","CELOSIQUEIRA@ICLOUD.COM","","RJ","","","24412480","179.215.31.186",

"99973132","ADL Media Inc - TDS","79.00","12075P","Z","MC","0077","M","4334471","RUSS CONTE","12119057","","2015-06-28 02:13:02","4014541660","4014541660","","Final","Authorizations","Renton","US","RUSTY22X22@YAHOO.COM","","WA","","","98057","73.181.177.245",

"99897457","Ashley Madison","562.13","440478","S","MC","1266","","34364774","WANG JIAN","12119065","","2015-06-28 02:16:11","4014547370","4014547370","","Final","Authorizations","¿¿","CN","AK47WANG@GMAIL.COM","","CN-31","","","201821","",

"99897463","Ashley Madison","89.00","049723","B","VI","4011","","20654539","STUART H FOSTER","12119071","","2015-06-28 02:17:25","4014550080","4014550080","","Final","Authorizations","Sydney","AU","SUFSFOSTER@ICLOUD.COM","","","3 The Vale","","2085","",

"99926939","Avid Dating Life Inc","22.60","024779","B","VI","4257","","27678449","NICHOLAS BAILLIE","12119074","","2015-06-28 02:18:25","4014551350","4014551350","","Final","Authorizations","Toronto","CA","GROVERTHECAT2007@HOTMAIL.COM","","ON","407

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 13:02 | 6444185 Bunga Bunga
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Looks like a lot of people need a name change and to move. From the names, city, state and zip code in the data sets above you can easily google more information and get age, phone number and street address.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 13:09 | 6444214 Heywood Jahblohmee
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The MC and VI mean Master Card and Visa

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 14:44 | 6444613 Manipuflation
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I get a kick out of you Jablohmee.  Should I email that guy in St Paul, MN with one of my bullshit e-mail accounts and ask if he wants to buy me a few hundred ounces of gold with his credit card?

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 12:54 | 6444160 cherry picker
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It is not about Ashely Madison or the site or morals.  That is for the 'players' to work out.

Windows 10 is invasive and publicized as such to give you a better 'experience.'  Google and Apple and others are updating endlessly but what are they really doing to your computer, laptop or cell?  We no longer have control over the software we paid for when purchasing hardware of any kind.

How do we know Microsoft enabled this 'data' breach or its employees or Google or Apple or NSA as they all have the tools and means to do it as we gave them the OK by signing a stupid agreement no one has the time or inclination to read.

We can all thank Ashley Madison for demonstrating how secure our information is.  For those of you who have 'nothing to hide', maybe you were one of those who paid 19.95 to have your history deleted but it never was.

All the info Microsoft, Apple, Google and others have collected over the years including AT&T, Verizon, EBay, Amazon and more are stored on a server and can be manipulated to be used against you.

I don't trust any of the names I mentioned.

It is time Microsoft concentrated on making a decent OS they have been working on since the eighties and abandon this increasing foray into our homes and lives.  This applies to all those companies and government institutions.

But they won't do anything as long as you keep clicking 'I Accept'

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 13:56 | 6444395 agent default
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 I never thought I would see M$ and 'decent OS' in the same sentence. 

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 14:37 | 6444578 Manipuflation
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I heard Windows 10 sucks worth than Lose8.  Maybe skip to Lose20 now?  A bunch of fucking junk.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 13:04 | 6444201 explosivo
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8ch.net/pol/ is having a lot of fun with this. 

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 13:06 | 6444204 Pumpkin
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Ho, ho, ho.  Damn!

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 13:26 | 6444270 Shed Boy
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Lets see...am I on the list....Bigus Buttess....Bigger Mouth....Biggest Titties.....BIGUS DICKUS!....Yup, I'm on tthe list! YAY!!!! Wonder if I'll get some leg now.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 13:35 | 6444271 juicy_bananas
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Meh. I'd use the info to contact all the cheating horny milfs in my area.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 13:28 | 6444281 Able Ape
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Hey, GI - "i wipee your info - twenty bucks, you make me SO hornee...."

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 13:34 | 6444296 TAfool
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What a crock of shit. So what if consenting adults wish to share a few moments of pleasure. Society has their priorities ass backwards and is completely fucked.

TAfool,
Daniel

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 13:56 | 6444366 Joe Tierney
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SYPH was made for you....ENJOY!

 

This syph's for you,

and all you do.

Go ahead - treat your self,

'cause you're top shelf.

What have you got to lose,

enjoy your screws.

Until your brain is infested with the corkscrews,

and you revert mentally back to your twos.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 12:55 | 6447715 bunnyswanson
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At least these people are not misrepresenting themselves as single, snaring some unsuspecting lonely single hearts for a roll in the hay, and then disappearing back into their married life,  All just to get laid.  I know women who hate sex.  Why should their husbands be forced into celibacy?  Prostitutes is the other option.  Sex drive is hard to argue with when hormones are raging through our veins.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 13:49 | 6444356 Joe Tierney
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HAHAHAHA!!!!

 

WHAT HAPPENS INSIDE ASHLEY DOESN'T STAY INSIDE ASHLEY!!!!

 

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

 

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 13:54 | 6444384 Barnaby
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From Jade Helm to Pink Helmet: the downfall of Ashley.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 14:03 | 6444424 cheech_wizard
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Hey! my Yahoo spam e-mail address is there... Why? Because I put it there along with a few hundred other websites. Never gave out a credit card number once, never verified the e-mail address.

It is part of my master plan to overwhelm Yahoo's e-mail servers with more spam than they can handle.

Standard Disclaimer:

 

Pinky: Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?
Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world!
Wed, 08/19/2015 - 14:23 | 6444515 Heywood Jahblohmee
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Just saw that KIKE roach Noel Biderman , CEO of Ashley Madison on RT.

 

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 14:28 | 6444546 jtg
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It sure is strange to see hackers taking on the regressive role of vengeful puritans.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 14:36 | 6444577 22winmag
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Isn't it?

 

I believe passive-agressive role may fit better than 'regressive' but your point is well noted.

 

Popcorn popping!

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 18:37 | 6445343 Bazza McKenzie
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Probably someone who used the "service" and ended up with one of the alphabet people and a nasty social disease.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 14:29 | 6444552 Berspankme
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B.Clinton@hotmail.com- looking for women who dig cigars. Blue dress required

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 14:40 | 6444595 22winmag
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The NFL lawsuit regarding predetermined outcomes and entertainment vs. games of chance probably spells out where the AM/EM lawsuit will go.

 

Nowhere.

 

The fake profiles amount to entertainment, just like the thrown games amount to entertainment.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 15:14 | 6444732 kchrisc
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I wonder how many of the clients will be revealed to be out in the evangelical Christian "heartland?"

You know, out in the "My neighbor better do as my pastor and I say, and not as we secretly do" land

Zion is a scheme, not an ethnicity..

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 15:17 | 6444751 Steve in Greensboro
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Nobody with a life cares about this.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 15:22 | 6444773 Raging Debate
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Que up the "It wasn't me song by Shaggy." A lot of dudes are going to be playing it soon for the Mrs.

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 16:34 | 6445049 xcehn
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"Fifteen thousand U.S. government workers - including White House staff - among 37 million cheating spouses identified in hack of Ashley Madison adultery site
Millions of users of the cheaters' dating site Ashley Madison have been identified in the huge global hack
A 9.7 gigabyte data file of user's personal details was posted to the dark web on Wednesday
It includes private data including name, address, phone number and credit card details as well as sexual fantasies and profile photos
Washington D.C. has the highest rate of membership across the U.S. and at least 15,000 are from government agencies using .gov and .mil domain names
They include the White House, the Department of Homeland Security, the House and the Senate "

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3203795/Fifteen-thousand-U-S-gov...

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 19:29 | 6445454 wizardofOZ
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full instructions for loading it to mysql

 

http://blog.includesecurity.com/2015/08/forensic-analysis-of-the-AshleyM...

 

tab separated mil/gov domain count

http://pastebin.com/U4QQEaBE

 

 

 

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 20:50 | 6445679 Herdee
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Tylers' name is missing on the list!

Wed, 08/19/2015 - 22:31 | 6445918 exomike
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Of course its missing. Tyler is in a long term stable homosexual relationship with Ramirez.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 01:35 | 6446222 onmail
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Even real $ex has always been a fraud,

think , what you get & what you lose.

Eternity

For the want of a nail...

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:04 | 6449165 xcehn
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"Hackers dump SECOND, even bigger batch of Ashley Madison records with taunting message to millionaire founder of 'cheating dirtbag' site
Reports of a second wave of secret documents revealed from the hacked infidelity site
Hackers 'the Impact Team' posted another huge tranche - amounting to 20GB of files - on the same dark web
They boasted of the second wave directly to the beleaguered company's CEO multi-millionaire Noel Biderman
'Hey Noel, you can admit it's real now', the message read
The company has refused to admit all the information that has been released came from their site
First wave included 9.7 gigabytes of raw data including names, addresses, phone numbers and sexual fantasies of registered users
University of Texas, Sony, Boeing and Bank of America all appear in domain names of alleged users posted online
Government workers with sensitive White House, law enforcement and congress jobs have admitted using the site after being exposed"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3205189/Hackers-dump-SECOND-bigg...

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