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Thu, 08/20/2015 - 15:52 | 6448547 B2u
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Yeah baby!!!

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 15:55 | 6448565 StackShinyStuff
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So instead of a 3:30 ramp, instead of a BTFD, we gonna get a NOT OFF THE LOWS!!

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 15:57 | 6448574 TBT or not TBT
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Its an Ownership Society(TM)   Could be a winning slogan.   

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 15:58 | 6448581 remain calm
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Hypnotized by the Kardashians

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:01 | 6448586 hedgeless_horseman
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America in 12 words

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:01 | 6448598 Skateboarder
Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:07 | 6448617 remain calm
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Headed by a Muslim

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:10 | 6448650 Manthong
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No truer words..

 

..and the words of the prophets were written on the subway walls

..and security shutters

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:17 | 6448664 BLOTTO
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The World - in nine more words from King Solomon -

'Nothing New Under The Sun,

.

History is Repeating Itself'

 

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:46 | 6448849 toady
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Oh beautiful, fore spacious skys... and so on.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:22 | 6449007 CheapBastard
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"Yes we can!"

 

National Houston-based retailer to close 90 stores

 

http://www.bizjournals.com/houston/morning_call/2015/08/national-houston...

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:50 | 6449100 Buzz Fuzzel
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Sheep, Sheep Dogs and Wolves

http://mwkworks.com/onsheepwolvesandsheepdogs.html

 

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:09 | 6449189 GeorgeHayduke
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This anology misses the point that many other creatures who do not fit into the tidy little story also roam the forests and prairies. I'm guessing this story is told by self-perceived sheep dogs who think they're the only ones with a clue about what's going on. Just like everyone who reads Atlas Shrugged thinks they're John Galt, not one of the lesser desirables in the story. However, I'd venture that several different types of characters lurk just off-stage of these simple stories and they are ready to throw a wrench into the works when their time comes. JMHO.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:44 | 6449528 y3maxx
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Scene from 1981 film "My Dinner with Andre"...fortells the current state of the world....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om8oNnETbNo

 

Big shout out to Gregory Julian Klymkiw, Canada's renown and curmudgeon of feature length film reviews for posting this clip on his blog...

http://klymkiwfilmcorner.blogspot.ca/

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 21:06 | 6449820 August
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America (in 8 words);

The only winning move is not to play.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 00:33 | 6450352 Sages wife
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Baa ram ewe. Baa ram ewe. To your breed, your fleece, your clan be true. Baa ram ewe. - Hillarys next campaign speech.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 01:53 | 6450465 TeamDepends
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The human race is becoming a disgrace
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u1T6l70XlqU

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 01:45 | 6450457 Miketheterrible
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Thank you for this.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 02:10 | 6450477 SeanJKerrigan
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Theres a desperate, existential longing among middle class. Without identity & direction, assaulted from all sides, demagogues are their only hope. Nihilism has become the defining movement of the 21st century, philosophical, political, economic and cultural. The sense of despair is phenomenal.

 

"We are all growing volcanoes approaching the hour of eruption; but how near or distant that is no one knows—not even God." - Nietzsche

“The belief that one’s own view of reality is the only reality is the most dangerous of all delusions.”—Paul Watzlawick

"It is when power is wedded to chronic fear that it becomes formidable." - Eric Hoffer

"You don't need a weapon to act with courage, but you'll probably need bail." - Lewis Mumford

"What we in America call terrorists are really groups of people that reject the international system." —Henry Kissinger

"Whenever we see things done wildly, but taken tamely, then the State is growing insane." —G.K. Chesterton

"First there was Greek civilization. Then there was the Renaissance. Now we’re entering the Age of the Asshole." —Jean-Luc Godard

"Money power denounces, as public enemies, all who question its methods or throw light upon its crimes." —William Jennings Bryan

"When you put a price on your honesty, you commodify your dignity." - Me

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 07:28 | 6450805 taoJones
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Brilliant! Thanks y3...

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 22:46 | 6450118 Redneck Hippy
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King David.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:34 | 6448790 r3ct1f13r
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RUSH?

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:38 | 6448804 Tall Tom
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Pink Floyd

 

The lyrics are from the Animals album.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:48 | 6448858 juangrande
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I think he meant " Words of the prophet were written on the subway wall" 

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:00 | 6448912 TBT or not TBT
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The RUSH version has it as "studio" walls, and "profits". In reference to the era of album rock, music stores, and "concert halls".

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:10 | 6449621 Billy the Poet
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"For a person of my sensibility, you're only left with the Democratic party If you're a compassionate person at all. The whole health-care thing — denying mercy to suffering people? What? This is Christian?" -- Neil Peart

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:58 | 6449793 83_vf_1100_c
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  He who will not work shall not be suffered to eat, or something like that. Being hungry does motivate some folks to put down the X-Box controller and seek gainful employment.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 22:56 | 6450146 TBT or not TBT
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Sadly enough.  

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 06:16 | 6450701 nmewn
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As for myself, I'm as Christian as the next guy but I reserve immense scorn for those who only use my religion as a weapon, a weapon to force the advancement of governments incessant nannyism, its socialistic tendencies.

Someone shake me awake when Neil Peart steps forward and publicly condemns Planned Parenthood.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 07:58 | 6450859 Memedada
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A true Christian is a socialist (or - as a minimum - anti-capitalist):

“…You shall love your neighbor as yourself.”—Mark 12:31

“The bread you do not use is the bread of the hungry. The garment hanging in your wardrobe belongs to him who is naked. The shoes you do not wear are the shoes of those who are barefoot. The money you keep locked away is the money of the poor. The acts of charity you do not perform are so many injustices you commit.”—St. Basil the Great

“Beloved, let us love one another, for love is of God; and everyone who loves is born of God and knows God. He who does not love does not know God, for God is love. In this the love of God was manifested toward us, that God has sent His only begotten Son into the world, that we might live through Him. In this is love, not that we loved God, but that He loved us and sent His Son to be the propitiation for our sins. Beloved, if God so loved us, we also ought to love one another.”—1 John 4:7-11

“Jesus Christ was a man who traveled through the land,
A hard-working man and brave.
He said to the rich, ‘Give your money to the poor,’
But they laid Jesus Christ in His grave.”—Woody Guthrie

“Give to everyone that asks, without looking for any repayment, for it is the Father’s pleasure that we should share His gracious bounty with all men. A giver who gives freely, as the commandment directs, is blessed; no fault can be found with him.”—The Didache

“If one of your brethren becomes poor, and falls into poverty among you, then you shall help him, like a stranger or a sojourner, that he may live with you.”—Leviticus 25:35

“Blessed are you if you count the poor as your own family..and share with them that which God has entrusted to you.”—St. Nikolai Velimirovich

“We have created new idols. The worship of the ancient golden calf (cf. Ex 32:1-35) has returned in a new and ruthless guise in the idolatry of money and the dictatorship of an impersonal economy lacking a truly human purpose.”—Pope Francis I

“But those who desire to be rich fall into temptation and a snare, and into many foolish and harmful lusts which drown men in destruction and perdition. For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil, for which some have strayed from the faith in their greediness, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.”—1 Timothy 6:9-10

“No one can serve two masters; for either he will hate the one and love the other, or else he will be loyal to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve God and mammon”—Matthew 6:24

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 10:16 | 6451320 Billy the Poet
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Jesus didn't say that the government should take your money and give it to the poor. That would be socialism. He said that individuals should voluntarily help the poor. That's a free market.

Do you understand the difference between compulsory behavior and voluntary behavior? Do you think that Jesus said, "And he who shall have his wages attached and those wages be given unto the poor shall be blessed?" Because he didn't.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:38 | 6449274 stormsailor
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thats sounds of silence, simon and garfunkel.   

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:05 | 6448928 claytonmoore50
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The Pink Floyd lyrics actualy are:

"Everything's done, under the sun..."

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:08 | 6448942 claytonmoore50
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Blotto was referencing the Book of Ecclesiastes 1:9

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:36 | 6449703 Tall Tom
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So you did not click on the embedded youtube link link and enjoy it.

 

Too bad for you.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 08:32 | 6450963 FrankDrakman
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You are both wrong. The lyrics are from Simon & Garfunkel's "The Sounds of Silence":

And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made.
And the sign flashed out its warning,
In the words that it was forming.
And the sign said, "The words of the prophets 
are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls."
And whisper'd in the sounds of silence.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:42 | 6448830 Tall Tom
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.and the words of the prophets were written on the subway walls

 

No.

 

That is Simon and Garfunkel's "Sound of Silence".

 

Think Pink.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:03 | 6448923 r3ct1f13r
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Ahhh I was thinking Spirit of Radio:

"For the words of the profits were written on the studio wall
Concert hall."

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:39 | 6449711 Tall Tom
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That is one of the best Rush songs.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQUDiCiNlqQ

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 06:06 | 6450694 Refuse-Resist
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Natural Science is an underrated tune:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7W0Nm8iHwk

Tide pools
When the ebbing tide retreats
Along the rocky shoreline
It leaves a trail of tidal pools
In a short-lived galaxy
Each microcosmic planet
A complete society

A simple kind mirror
To reflect upon our own
All the busy little creatures
Chasing out their destinies
Living in their pools
They soon forget about the sea...

Wheels within wheels
In a spiral array
A pattern so grand
And complex
Time after time
We lose sight of the way
Our causes can't see
Their effects

Hyperspace
A quantum leap forward
In time and in space
The universe learned to expand

The mess and the magic
Triumphant and tragic
A mechanized world, out of hand

Computerized clinic
For superior cynics
Who dance to a synthetic band

In their own image
Their world is fashioned,
No wonder they don't understand

Wheels within wheels
In a spiral array
A pattern so grand
And complex
Time after time
We lose sight of the way
Our causes can't see
Their effects

Permanent Waves
Science, like Nature
Must also be tamed
With a view towards its preservation
Given the same
State of integrity
It will surely serve us well

Art as expression,
Not as market campaigns
Will still capture our imaginations
Given the same
State of integrity
It will surely help us along

The most endangered species,
The honest man
Will still survive annihilation
Forming a world,
State of integrity
Sensitive, open, and strong

Wave after wave
Will flow with the tide
And bury the world as it does
Tide after tide
Will flow and recede
Leaving life to go on
As it was...

 

 

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 08:59 | 6451043 dontgoforit
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MIRROR

Is that reflection really me?

Or is it just what I want me to see?

Would I see differently from the other side,

Looking at me through other eyes?

Or, are both the same and not to blame

For seeing not what neither can see?

ddl ca 1975

 

 

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 06:04 | 6450693 FreeNewEnergy
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the words of the prophets were written on the subway walls...

and tenement halls.

Yep, Sounds of Silence. If anyone remembers, it was the song used in the opening scene of "The Graduate."

One word... Plastics.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:37 | 6449272 giovanni_f
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America in one word: FUCKED.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 02:05 | 6450475 bunnyswanson
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America is our last hope.  Seems many people have already been given tatoos.

http://www.expatexchange.com/expat/index.cfm?frmid=183&tpcid=3402786

Canada Expat Forum:  "I sponsored my wife from the PHILIPPINES. They checked every employer, neighbor, teacher, school, everything making sure. She was told by her doctor for her medical exam that it was a good thing she didn't have tattoo's which would have to be recorded in her report. Who knows whats in the minds and hearts of the CIC?"

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 00:28 | 6450346 soylentgreenispeople
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i Dont like mondays eather

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:12 | 6448675 Uchtdorf
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Hillary Clinton is still not in jail. That's all you need to know.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:19 | 6448711 jakesdad
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if corzine, of anyone from 08, isn't in jail why in the world would you think she would be?

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:03 | 6449159 Cruel Aid
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John only killed accounts

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:19 | 6448716 negative rates
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Well she is going to have to testify under oath in front a judge so, it may be soon.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:49 | 6448865 Divine Wind
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Doubtful.

She has the goods on Barry et al, not to mention many many others.

Barry controls the Department of Just-Us.

The Department of Just-Us controls the FBI.

She may be knocked out of the race (likely), but will not face legal jeopardy under any circumstances.

Barry is not a fool.

She will be pardoned.

Everything else will be for show and the entertainment of the sheeple.

No real legal jeopardy will befall her.

Sorry, but that is how they roll at that level.

 

 

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:49 | 6449096 negative rates
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People on death row don't roll at all, and tell her bill owes me a drug test, we'll be right over get a sample, I let off the hook last time, this time, not so much.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:55 | 6449121 Winston Churchill
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She better take that deal soon then.

She won't, leaving only a solution that has extreme prejudice in it.

Our owners will not let her bring down their sham show called consnt of the governed.

She's playing a very dangerous game for a bit player.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:12 | 6449199 bigkahuna
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She thought her closet could hold these skeletons (Benghazi, now Servergate)

Her closet is not big enough and now these skeletons are busting through.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 08:35 | 6450966 FrankDrakman
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Just wonderin' - have you ever met a woman with enough closet space?!

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:19 | 6449223 Implied Violins
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Gonna have to load the gun with silver nails to take down THAT banshee. The undead, they don't follow normal rules...

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:39 | 6449281 stormsailor
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nail gunned heads tell no tales

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:39 | 6449285 UnicornSkittles
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You left off /sarc tag

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:20 | 6448719 freewolf7
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They're still getting her room ready.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:57 | 6448899 thebigunit
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Well, technically she's not "in" jail yet, but she has a jail named FOR her.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clinton_Correctional_Facility

It's getting closer.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:40 | 6449057 allgoodmen
Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:40 | 6449286 stormsailor
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maybe they will put her in a cell with colonel angus

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:59 | 6448907 Tall Tom
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Headed by a Muslim

Roger Water is not Muslim.

 

Just because he does not support the Zionist Nazi activities of the Israeli Government towards the Palestinian people does not make him any more of a Muslim than any Jew that does not support the Zionist Nazi activities.

 

Just because you are antichrist as you do not have the fruits of the Spirit (love, joy, peace, patience) and as you shall know a tree by the fruits it produces, does not mean that I need to support the slaughter and murder of innocent CHILDREN...as YOU DO.

 

Yes, Yahweh God has a place reserved for hypocrites as yourself.

 

You certainly do not ascribe to the scripture which states, "Love your enemies. Do kindness to those who persecute you for My name's sake." You support murder, the MURDER OF CHILDREN.

 

Of course Christ suggested that it is better that you had NEVER BEEN BORN than it will be for you if you harm a child.

Of course Christ suggested that it is better that you place a Millstone around you neck and drown yourself in the sea than to harm a child.

 

But you support that as you are ANTICHRIST.

 

Your own words will convict you. There is NO REDEMPTION FOR YOU as you have decided to continue in sin after tasting the gift of the Holy Spirit. You ought to read your Bible. Specifically Hebrews Chapter 10 and Hebrews Chapter 6.

 

You are damned for eternity, another demon, another dead man walking.

 

So you are also NOT CHOSEN, eh? For many are called but few are chosen.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:03 | 6448922 TBT or not TBT
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Always cracks me up when someone writes "international law" or "Palestinian people".

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:14 | 6449632 Billy the Poet
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So who were those people murdered in a firebomb attack by Israeli "settlers" last month?

 

 

Palestinian Infant Burned to Death in West Bank Arson ...

 

Father of Palestinian Toddler Killed in West Bank ... - Haaretz
Thu, 08/20/2015 - 22:37 | 6450097 MedTechEntrepreneur
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Hey dumbass.  Not one Jew has been arrested and the evidence supports Arab tribe on Arab tribe violence.

*An 18 year feud between two clans in this village.

*The attack was near the center of the village, not on the edge,

*The Hebrew grammar and handwriting were not correct.

*The next Arab village over firebombed themselves in 2013.

*The "attack" also featured a "crown" and reference to the messiah.  There are no violent Jewish groups who use this symbology. 

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 02:00 | 6450368 Billy the Poet
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Why does the truth make you so angry that you have to call me names and tell lies? Keep calm, read the following and try not to become violent yourself.

 

 

Nine Arrested in Crackdown on Suspected Jewish Terrorists

Meet the Jewish extremist group that seeks to violently topple the state
Father of Palestinian toddler killed in West Bank arson attack dies
Israeli extremist group leader calls for torching of churches

A week after deadly West Bank arson, Shin Bet and Israel Police raid two outposts in northern West Bank; Ya'alon signs administrative arrest order for two Jewish extremists.

read more: http://www.haaretz.com/news/diplomacy-defense/.premium-1.670266

 

 

 

 

 

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:16 | 6448976 Hugh G Rection
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Saying "Zionist Nazi" makes you sound like a fake-awake clown.  The term Bolshevik is more apropos.  

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:17 | 6449645 Billy the Poet
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Zionism was supported by the German SS and Gestapo.[3] [4] [5] [6] Hitler himself personally supported Zionism.[7] [8] During the 1930's, in cooperation with the German authorities, Zionist groups organized a network of some 40 camps throughout Germany where prospective settlers were trained for their new lives in Palestine. As late as 1942 Zionists operated at least one of these officially authorized "Kibbutz" training camps[9] over which flew the blue and white banner which would one day be adopted as the national flag of "Israel".[10]

 

http://www.truetorahjews.org/antisemitism

 

 

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 02:22 | 6450497 Zero Point
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A gay Muslim no less. There's gotta be a joke in that somewhere.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:12 | 6448665 spekulatn
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10 trillion green up arrows Skateboarder. 

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:44 | 6448838 juangrande
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" Wondering which of the buggers to blame"

 

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:28 | 6449489 Pareto
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...."and watching......for pigs on the wing."

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:47 | 6449087 consider me gone
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Had a hakering for that album as of late. I can't get "bleating and babbling they fall on his neck with a scream" out my mind.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:05 | 6448610 LawsofPhysics
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There is nothing wrong with eating pork and lamb.  At least I can respect the wolves, and they taste like shit anyway.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:09 | 6448615 cooky puss
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You beat me to it. Animal farm... :-/

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:21 | 6449459 PhysicalRealm
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Hedge:  give a proper credit.

"All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others."
    - George Orwell (25 June 1903 - 21 January 1950), _Animal Farm_

 

 

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:07 | 6448626 Hugh G Rection
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Hmmm, this reminds me of Orwell's Animal Farm.  Now what ethnic religious group was portrayed as the pig I wonder?

 

Probably those God damn Eskimos... Everyone knows they invented private central banking and control the media.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:57 | 6449581 mt paul
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mmmmmm eskimos

 

nobody can eat

just one...

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:41 | 6449728 Future Jim
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and those IGLOOs!

cruchy on the outside, and chewy on the inside!

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 15:58 | 6448575 TBT or not TBT
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Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:06 | 6448619 negative rates
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WELCOME TO THE NEW Fiat Fraud, suckers.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 15:59 | 6448585 RockRiver
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Yep, that just about says it all.....

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:16 | 6448694 Tallest Skil
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Pigs aren't kosher.

We need a different metaphor.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:44 | 6448840 BorisTheBlade
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rats then

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 22:04 | 6450002 Buck Johnson
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So true, we are a nation of sheep that even vote against our best interest and easy to believe in an invisible man in the sky over helping your fellow human being.  The wolves rule us because they see us as sheep and many of the wolves used to be sheep and don't want to be sheep anymore.  So they prey on the sheep to make their lives better.  The Pigs who own the country don't care one bit about the sheep or the wolves, divide and conquer they say.  As long as they are getting fat from the trough and living it up they are happy.  Each on of these groups have a sickness that enables the others sickness.  We are a people who are sick and believe it or not it started with slavery and white supremacy and it made everyone sick.

 

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 15:52 | 6448549 KnuckleDragger-X
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yep....

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 15:53 | 6448553 MaxMax
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Wolves and pigs are pretty smart.  Sheep not so much.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:18 | 6448705 GoldenGeezer
Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:18 | 6448706 BorisTheBlade
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There is a moment in time for every nation to go through a period of self-denial when it turns itself upside down and lets itself to be ruled by the worst. Ochlocracy, rule of the mob, just before 'a savior' comes to turn the nation upside down again and launch itself into suicidal endeavour of big war.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 15:54 | 6448558 Salzburg1756
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He forgot:

Home of the Broke.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 15:55 | 6448562 knukles
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Land of the Comatose!

 

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 15:54 | 6448561 crazybob369
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So succinctly put. Bravo!

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 15:55 | 6448563 WTFRLY
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This is a thought crime in the United States of Saudi Israelia

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:05 | 6448613 Rainman
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haha ....would you mind if i stole that ?

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:50 | 6449325 WTFRLY
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Call it open source

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 15:58 | 6448582 mygameon
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I have taught my girls to always be the wolf. When opportunity presents big a pig for a short gluttonous feeding. But NEVER EVER be a sheep.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:54 | 6449119 JessieSharpton
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"
I have taught my girls to always be the wolf. "

No wonder we have so many cunts walking the planet.
Trained young by their parents to be narcissistic just like themselves....

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 19:58 | 6502197 mygameon
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Call my girls a cunt again, and I'll find you and gut you asshole.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 15:59 | 6448584 JLO
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Couldnt be. Jews dont like pigs

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:00 | 6448594 Hugh G Rection
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Cannibalism is strictly prohibited in the Talmud.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 15:59 | 6448587 Hugh G Rection
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This post is anti-Semitic and offensive to pigs.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:00 | 6448590 rejected
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Then there's 13 words from Edwin Vieira....

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:00 | 6448591 The_Virginian
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More like a nation of rabbits....mindlessly fucking because they don't have to worry about raising or paying for their offspring. 

We could go for some more k-selected species like wolves. 

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:00 | 6448593 cluelessminion
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That sign was obviously photo shopped onto the door.  It's something to get the Zh'ers all hot and bothered.  Like taking candy from a baby.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:01 | 6448599 Bunghole
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Ya think?

Congrats Capt Obvious.

Front of the line for you.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:08 | 6448638 SmallerGovNow2
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+1 said it before BH but it cannot be said often enough that is one fine ass...

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:06 | 6449604 gtb
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Serious question...how do you get the avatar picture large enough to see it clearly?  I can get around on the computer, but I've never figured how to do what I'm asking.  Thanks

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:14 | 6448683 JLO
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I like those socks

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:23 | 6448739 FreeMoney
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I like the way those socks make an ass out of themselves.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:16 | 6448979 Pareto
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After 5 years and 18 weeks being on this site, I can't believe it would be possible for for somebody like you to say something that fucking stupid.  

 

wow

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:32 | 6449252 cheech_wizard
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Da Wizard's exemplary web searching skills has shown that to be an actual location... The building to the right is a Boots pharmacy. You were aware that Google Chrome can do image recognition and find that photo online?

http://www.srgit.in/projects/2014/march/bankoktimes/blogs/graffiti-artis...

Street view...

https://www.google.com/maps/@13.7584118,100.4983172,3a,37.5y,253.13h,84....!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sHxa-gP8Z8zGAJk9mzbQIvA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:01 | 6448600 LawsofPhysics
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Nothing wrong with lamb and pork for dinner.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:03 | 6448603 Peter Pan
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The rich will become poor and the poor will die.

Nothing and no one will remain unscathed.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:04 | 6448605 youngman
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Wonder what he sells behind that door???

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:07 | 6448634 negative rates
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I'm sure it's a liitle more than dynamite.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:20 | 6448721 JLO
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You only get a second to look. then place your bid. goodluck

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:30 | 6449025 silverer
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Signs, of course!

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:40 | 6449289 Global Douche
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It's the Black Market version of "Let's Make A Deal", -aka- Let's Make A Squeal!

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:05 | 6448616 CHC
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Well said.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:08 | 6448640 Berspankme
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Blankfein's garage door?

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:12 | 6448671 MissCellany
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Does the term pigs refer to banksters, or to cops?

Yes.

 

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:14 | 6448684 farflungstar
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AK Press I think was the first to sell this slogan on a t-shirt except ruled by wolves was the last line under a bastardized US flag where the red stripes looked like rifles and the stars in the field were fighter jets. Had me one back in 2001.

http://rlv.zcache.com/nation_of_sheep_owned_by_pigs_ruled_by_wolves_tshi...

 

"A nation of sheep will soon have a government of wolves"

--Edward R. Murrow

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:17 | 6448695 bigrooster
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Wait run by pigs, but the tribe does eat pork?

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 23:14 | 6450188 bluskyes
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An aversion to canibalism?

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:19 | 6448708 Arbysauce
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"The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls."

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:25 | 6448755 Who was that ma...
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"Gambling halls".

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:21 | 6448724 TrustbutVerify
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Junk nihlistic philospophy on display.  

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:39 | 6448810 Baa baa
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Rampant, judgemental arrogance on display.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:40 | 6449724 TrustbutVerify
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Not really.  It just rings hollow.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:21 | 6448728 ebworthen
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Planet of the Apes, no costume required.

"Monkey Want Banana."

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:23 | 6448737 all-priced-in
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"Never knew the bumble snow monster yet who turned down a pork dinner for deer meat.":

 

Yukon Cornelius       

 

SILVER!! GOLD!!

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:24 | 6448748 Who was that ma...
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A nation of owls, ruled by anteaters, owned by kangroos.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:02 | 6449592 mt paul
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subservient to platypuses 

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:35 | 6449697 Who was that ma...
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Playthings to sea urchens

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:25 | 6448751 wcvarones
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That looks like the UK to me.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:11 | 6448918 NuYawkFrankie
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Yes - just replace "wolves" with "child molesters".

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:29 | 6449021 silverer
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Ouch.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:34 | 6449264 cheech_wizard
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Close enough... Bangkok. 

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:37 | 6448776 Felix da Kat
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The average age of the world's greatest civilizations has been two hundred years.
These nations have progressed through this sequence:
1. From bondage to spiritual faith;
2. from spiritual faith to great courage;
3. from courage to liberty;
4. from liberty to abundance;
5. from abundance to selfishness;
6. from selfishness to complacency;
7. from complaceny to apathy;
8. from apathy to dependence;
9. from dependency back again into bondage.”

And unfortunately there is nothing on the horizon to suggest that anything is different with the United States. And all that Manifest Destiny stuff... sorry to say, that's over, if indeed it ever was that.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:56 | 6448884 Crocodile
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1) The wicked have drawn the sword And have bent their bow, To cast down the poor and needy, To slay those who are of  upright conduct.

2)  Their sword shall enter their own heart, And their bows shall be broken.

3)   A little that a righteous man has Is better than the riches of many wicked.

4)   For the arms of the wicked shall be broken, But the Lord upholds the righteous.

5)  The Lord knows the days of the upright, And their inheritance shall be forever.

6)   They shall not be ashamed in the evil time, And in the days of famine they shall be satisfied.
Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:33 | 6448778 Son of Captain Nemo
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Doesn't get any more candid and succinct then that!

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 16:42 | 6448833 Liberty2012
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Speak for yourself - I am neither ;)

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:07 | 6448938 Dr. Bonzo
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If there's a country on earth that has escaped this paradigm, I'm not aware of it.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:19 | 6448995 Raul44
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Maybe Iceland.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:11 | 6448957 tnfcfa
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One of the greatest albumus of all time.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:12 | 6448959 tnfcfa
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One of the greatest albumus of all time.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:27 | 6449485 stormsailor
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you can say that again

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:13 | 6448967 Pareto
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A nation of slobs, ruled by greed and owned by lethargy.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:34 | 6448982 NuYawkFrankie
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A nation on the skids...

Ruled by the Yid,  Owned by "The Squid".

 

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:58 | 6449016 Arthur Schopenhauer
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AIG Executive Talks

Jackie and Dunlap express America's outrage over the AIG bonuses in their interview with one of the most hated men in America... Shimmysham the AIG Dummy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owy0-3CJkVI

Shimmyshams are all over the place now... and they are gonna be here again soon, folks.

You just wait. You'll see.

and HEY!  You just watch your mouth, you rubbin' alcohol drinking hootenanny attender. 

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