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Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:31 | 6449028 viator
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Horse manure!

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:36 | 6449038 kchrisc
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Actually, if one were to truly think about this, we, the American people, are really lions. Mighty lions.

Unfortunately, we are mighty lions that have let ourselves be cowed, tamed, by wolfish punks brandishing whips and chairs.

We are really mighty lions tolerating wolves, and letting the pigs think that they own us. But soon they are to be dinner.

If we would only recognize our strength, and push aside their whips and chairs, we could tear them to shreds, and devour them--Leave nothing even for the buzzards.

I do not fear their whips, or their chairs, as I am mighty--I am American. I shall devour them.

An American citizen, not US subject.

Zion is a scheme, not an ethnicity.

 

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:46 | 6449313 petroglyph
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KCRIS, I usually have to give you a one up. This time was because you seem to have attracted 2 serial downers?

OK, as far as petro thinks ie ownership.

"the trick is,, to know that nobody owns it" the indians knew you can't own land, the only thing you can take with you is your spirit, and the love of those that remember you kindly.

I had paid off my first house before I turned 30. Literally two months later I got a tax bill from the county for the privelage of living there, wtf. The indians were right

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:40 | 6449723 kchrisc
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Thanks for the thumbs up, however, it is not about land, it is about Liberty, human dignity, and humanity.

Zion is a scheme, not an ethnicity.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 21:19 | 6449856 Government need...
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You are Goddamn right we're lions.  And it's time to start eating some animals. . .

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 05:56 | 6450686 Heywood Jahblohmee
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Fat ass pussies.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 00:26 | 6450339 22winmag
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Truer words were never spoken.

 

The soap box, the ballot box, and the jury box have all been marginalized and corrupted beyond repair.

 

When the citizenry reach for the last remaining box- the ammo box, you are going to hear a roar of small arms thunder the likes of which the world has never heard. Every government thug in uniform and every government bureaucrat above the rank of junior file clerk is going to rush to buy fake moustaches and plane tickets to Argentina, but they're not going to escape the wrath of the people. It's high time to oil your guns and sharpen your blades.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:43 | 6449063 Chuck Knoblauch
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How many wolves will the pigs keep on the farm once the sheep are gone?

Whatz up doc?

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:45 | 6449076 Bill of Rights
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America in one word

Dopes

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:55 | 6449123 Grandad Grumps
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A nation of good people
Run by frightened pigs
Owned by demons

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:58 | 6449133 Jackagain
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Land of the slaves,

And home of the sheep.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:59 | 6449136 VyseLegendaire
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Land of the fat, home of the slave. 

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:00 | 6449140 New_Meat
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Dang, and I didn't get my share!

Bastards!

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:03 | 6449156 tuttisaluti
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Americans are OK,  just the government is nuts

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 23:41 | 6450257 Savyindallas
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I didn't downgrade you, but most americans are okay  -but they are total dumbshits when it comes to figuring out what political reality is. Thet are very content in the matrix. lazy and ignorant. Give them drugs, sex and rock N' Roll and they will not question the police state being set up, the unjust immoral foreign wars bankrupting us, and the plundering of their children's future by Wall Street ciminals who saddle us with unsustainable debt in the future for their obscene short term profits. 

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:04 | 6449164 NuYawkFrankie
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Australian version:  A nation of sheep-shaggers... etc...

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:13 | 6449430 bunnyswanson
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Canadian version:  Maple Leaf tatoo, alcoholic beverage, hockey game..

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:33 | 6449255 jonytk
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TL, DR: M'urica

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:55 | 6449350 smacker
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The bad news for all good decent people is that it isn't just America that suffers from this problem, much of the western world suffers too.

The level of dumb naivety among people is breathtaking, and that includes the professional classes too.

They turn on the TV news and soak up the propaganda like sponges.

They are locked into the "I want to believe" syndrome.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 23:40 | 6450230 Arthur Schopenhauer
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Oh give me a home where the buffalo roam, where the deer and the antelope play, Where seldom is heard a discouraging word, and the skies are not cloudy all day. Home, home on the range, where the deer and the antelope play, Where seldom is heard a discouraging word, and the skies are not cloudy all day. Where the air is so pure, and the zephyrs so free, the breezes so balmy and light, That I would not exchange my home on the range, for all of the cities so bright. The Red man was pressed from this part of the west, He's likely no more to return, To the banks of the Red River where seldom if ever their flickering campfires burn. How often at night when the heavens are bright, with the light from the glittering stars, Have I stood there amazed and asked as I gazed, if their glory exceeds that of ours. Oh, I love these wild flowers in this dear land of ours, the curlew I love to hear cry, And I love the white rocks and the antelope flocks, that graze on the mountain slopes high. Oh give me a land where the bright diamond sand, flows leisurely down in the stream;Where the graceful white swan goes gliding along, like a maid in a heavenly dream. Then I would not exchange my home on the range, where the deer and the antelope play;Where seldom is heard a discouraging word, and the skies are not cloudy all day.

Don't sing it. Just say it.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 01:15 | 6450402 zebrasquid
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.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 01:17 | 6450406 zebrasquid
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Just beautiful.

I think I spotted an antelope eating out of the dumpster behind a burning Popeye's in Ferguson on CNN a couple of weeks ago...

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 08:16 | 6450920 Bitchin Bear
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Thanks so much for this.  I have loved this song all of my life and never knew there was more than the first stanza.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:11 | 6449396 Psquared
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Everything that has happened to this point is part of a multi-generation plan. The plan has failed several times. Andrew Jackson stopped them, Abraham Lincoln stopped them, and Franklin Roosevelt stopped them. Each time they regroup, refine the plan and try again. The intent is world domination under a one world government that has the appearance of a democracy but is not. That government will eventually trump (no pun intended) state sovereignty. These people are patient, cunning and diabolical. 

But they won't succeed this time either as they always overshoot the mark. They always try to do too much too fast. They become impatient. They underestimate people. They consider us sheep without a shepherd. They are wrong again. They will fail again.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 03:28 | 6450569 dark_matter
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"Franklin Roosevelt stopped them"

Did he do this by getting us into WW II, by confiscating gold, by inventing social security or by packing the supreme court or was it some other way?

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:21 | 6449446 DavidPierre
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Quinn:

Here's nine words that sum you up as just another ameriKlan MORON.

http://www.evolutionnews.org/9-11_Truth_1.jpg

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:48 | 6449554 GhostofBastiat
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Starting to look like some of the "sheepdogs" have joined the Wolf Pack, and some of the sheep are now either feral pigs, or act like the wolves...

"Good time for self reliance..."

 

Ev'rywhere there's lots of piggies
Living piggy lives
You can see them out for dinner
With their piggy wives
Clutching forks and knives to eat their bacon
Thu, 08/20/2015 - 22:53 | 6450142 GeoffreyT
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People use this word 'sheepdog' to refer to the dumb fucks who are the armed thugs for the State: it's actually more apt than most people realise, and it is in no way positive.

 

After all, the sheepdog's aim is not primarily to befriend and/or defend sheep. His primary aim is to please his master and increase his master's rate of return... by ensuring that the sheep are intact until its time to fleece them or butcher them.

 

Put in that context, the 'pigs are sheepdogs' meme makes sense.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:54 | 6449571 rogerrabbithole
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Mesmerized by everything but that which matters.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:24 | 6449662 One of We
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Don't mistake kindness for weakness.  There is a line that when crossed will unleash fury.  I don't know where it is or exactly what it looks like but we'll know it when we see it......

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:39 | 6449720 dreadnaught
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I love this country. Trouble is, this is no longer our county-it has been hijacked by pigs...war pigs....we are serfs, or at best the hired help-NOT stockholders.

Ill bet that if you dug up all the secret/black/off books budgets of the Dept of War,, it would dwarf the 'entitlment' socail spending by a factor of 5.

This country make SO much money that we should be getting automatic rebates, and few or no taxes like ALASKA does with their oil money

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 21:05 | 6449819 SamEyeAm
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Nope. 70% of the federal budget is transfer payments (entitlements and welfare). Try again.

Your agitprop message needs sharpening.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 22:48 | 6450125 GeoffreyT
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2 points:

First, the budget share of pensions, health care and welfare in the Federal budget is just shy of 63% - if you think that 7% overstatement is meaningless, Paypal me 7% of your gross every month... if it's not important to be correct to within 10% of the actual number you should be able to do without it.

 

Second, the transfer payment portion of the department-wise budget line items is less than 50% of the aggregate budget line item: most of the budget for any government department is the salaries of the jobsworth tax-eaters in the cubicles. I doubt that you intended to call that 'welfare' (anyone who works for .gov is paid out of the tax take - and they're paid a shitload more than welfare recipient get).

 

Your comment was crafted to give the strong implication that 70% of  the US Federal budget is made up of transfer payments from the tax base to those who are 'clients' of the relevant department... if you genuinely think that then you're a pretty dim bulb.

 

'Defense' spending (paying for massive boondoggles like the non-airworthy F35, the non-seaworthy LCS, and periodically slaughtering tens of thousands of brown people in places that most Yanks can't find on a map) is 2.1x the 'welfare' budget - again, only a portion of the welfare budget goes to the poor, the tired, and the huddled masses... most of it goes to the higher-end welfare-recipients, i.e., those who work for .gov (since every cent they receive net, is a cent in tax paid by someone who is actually productive).

I am not 'pro-gov'... I want all government burned in a fire. But the notion that the US Federal budget is more interested in its less-fortunate peons than it is in power projection, is lamentably ignorant.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 23:22 | 6450210 fishwharf
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Well put GT.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:24 | 6453074 fiatmasochist
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dreadnaught is correct.....we can only guess where black budget $ goes or comes from....

cafr1.com

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 22:29 | 6450080 rgraf
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It never was 'our' country. They lied to you in school. They didn't educate you.It's not possible. You have to educate yourself. You were schooled. arepublic is the rule of the elite. What the US is now was foreseen by Patrick Henry. Read his anti federalist arguments.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 22:57 | 6450151 Yes_Questions
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shuddup!?

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 23:34 | 6450240 Savyindallas
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The elite back then under patrick henry was maybe 5-10%  -today it's 1% and .01% with any real influence. Big difference.  The 10% know they are accountable to the massess  -the .001% know they control the massess so they don't give a shit. 

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 21:16 | 6449851 Chuck Knoblauch
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Russia FM accuses US of contributing to spread of terrorism around the globe

 

http://tass.ru/en/world/812745

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 21:37 | 6449919 Chuck Knoblauch
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Mexico: It is Time For You to Stop the Bullsh*t! $20 Toll on Americans Entering Mexico Starts Without Notice! Bastards!

http://investmentwatchblog.com/mexico-it-is-time-for-you-to-stop-the-bul...

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 21:42 | 6449936 GRDguy
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Dear Sheep:  Here's just one reason your cable bills are so high:

http://www.amlu.com/2015/08/20/billionaire-john-malone-buys-jupiter-isla...

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 22:48 | 6450126 Yes_Questions
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His Name Was Anonymous

 

His Name Was Anonymous

 

 

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 00:15 | 6450327 22winmag
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I hate to sound like a broken record, however... the South was right!

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 00:39 | 6450363 onmail
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Animal Farm == America

History 180 deg.

 

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 01:04 | 6450379 TheAnswerIs42
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Papoon, Papoon for President! There is no one to Blame! Papoon for our chief President! You Know He's not Insane!

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This land is made of mountains, This land is made of mud, This land has lots of everything For me and Elmer Fudd. This land has lots of trouser, This land has lots of mausers, And pussy cats to eat them when the sun goes down!
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Back from the Shadows again ! Out where an In-jun's your friend! Where the veg'tables are green, And you can pee into the stream! Yes, we're back from the Shadows again!
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Oh, it ain't no use If you ain't got the boost The boost you get from Loostners (Loo-ooo-oosnters)

What makes America Great? ------------------------------------------------- It's candied apples and ponies with dapples you can ride all day! It's girls with pimples And cripples with dimples that just wont go away ! Its spics and wops and niggers and kikes with noses as long as your arm! Its micks and chinks and gooks and geeks and honkies (Honk! Honk!) who never left the farm !


 
Fri, 08/21/2015 - 02:15 | 6450483 Maestro Maestro
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Fuck you Americans.

You must be quarantined and sterilized - along with all your monstrous creations like ISIS and the EU - in order to save the human race.

You are an abomination.

You tortured and murdered millions of human beings in the name of democracy and freedom.

You will continue to do so unless the human race stops you.

That's the writing on the wall.

First step: Stop using US Dollars. That'll bring the Beast to its knees quick.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 02:26 | 6450502 bunnyswanson
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http://www.quora.com/Did-Israel-Jewish-interests-and-AIPAC-encourage-Geo...

“The  origins of the American war on Iraq revolve around the United States’  adoption of a war agenda whose basic format was conceived in Israel to  advance Israeli interests and was ardently pushed by the influential  pro-Israeli American neoconservatives, both inside and outside  the Bush administration” (p. 351).

"Back in 1982, Oded Yinon an Israeli journalist formerly attached to the Israeli Foreign Ministry, published a document titled ‘A Strategy for Israel in the Nineteen Eighties.’  This Israeli commentator suggested that for Israel to maintain its  regional superiority, it must fragment its surrounding Arab states into  smaller units."

http://mondoweiss.net/2012/02/the-iraq-war-coverup-what-did-aipac-do-and...

"911 WAS AN ISRAELI NEOCON POLICY COUP RESULTING IN ALMOST 3000 MASS MURDERED AMERICANS + 4500 + AMERICAN YOUTH LOST IN FAKED WARS LOSS OF $6+ TRILLION IN MIDDLE CLASS WEALTH TO SUPER-RICH ISRAELI BANKSTERS ON WALL STREET AND CITY OF LONDON"

http://concisepolitics.com/2015/05/26/911-was-an-israeli-neocon-policy-c...

As the saying goes, “The Jew cries out in pain as he strikes you.”

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 03:49 | 6450592 Panic Mode
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Fat Fuck Nation

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 04:29 | 6450617 Heywood Jahblohmee
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90 percent of Americans brains are pickled by ZioMedia and they worship KIKES like that pseudo comedian Jon Stewart.

You can take the average American on the street and ask them to point to Iran or Ukraine on the map and they will be clueless.

Ask them what  the 3 branches of US govt are and expect some ludicrous answers.

Most don't even know who the Vice President is. 

Clueless fucktards but DANGEROUS ONES because they are easily led to HATE anyone the media tells them to hate.

i.e Russia, Iran, China.

Lots of those fucktards are posting here.  

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 04:41 | 6450622 Heywood Jahblohmee
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You want to know how fucking brainwashed Americans are?

Just talk to a bunch of jarheads . 

 

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 05:50 | 6450680 cinderalle
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what does it matter!

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 07:19 | 6450779 lucyvp
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Whose role is it to take care of the needy? government, or yours?

If you do it yourself, you feel good about yourself, and the help is more personal and meanigul to the receipient, heck you might even make a friend.

now compare that to the gvt, threatening you with a stick, taking your money and flushing it down the toilet on obama phones that some feel entitled to.  And also skimming their cut off the top.

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