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FBI Had 12-Page File On George Carlin Because He Made Jokes About Government

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Submitted by John Vibes via TheAntiMedia.org,

Comedian George Carlin is known as one of the most controversial and outspoken entertainers of his time, and as far as the government is concerned, he could have possibly been a terrorist.

Carlin was not a violent or criminal person in any way, but he said things during his routines that struck at the root of the problems in our society. He went into great detail about corruption in government and business.

During the 1978 Supreme Court case, FCC v Pacifica Foundation, the government cited Carlin’s work as an example of profanity. They used his “Seven Dirty Words” segment to show the type of language that was being used in records and broadcasts. However, the government’s interest in his work did not stop there.

Just after his 1969 appearance on the Jackie Gleason show, Carlin caught the attention of the FBI because he made jokes about then-FBI chief J. Edgar Hoover. According to the government, Carlin had “referred to the Bureau and the Director in a satirical vein.”

They added that his act was “considered to be in very poor taste” and “it was obvious that he was using the prestige of the Bureau and Mr. Hoover to enhance his performance.”

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After Carlin’s appearance on the show, the staff of Jackie Gleason received a number of anonymous letters — allegedly from fans but possibly from the FBI — condemning Carlin for speaking about the government in the critical way that he did. It has been proven that the FBI has indeed sent threatening letters to public figures in the past, pretending to be concerned colleagues or a member of the public, including to Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

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A letter claiming to be from a viewer of the Jackie Gleason show, criticizing Carlin’s statements.

Anyone that speaks out against the injustices of the world, whether they are a dangerous terrorist or a harmless comedian, will receive unwanted attention from government.

Below is a video showing Carlin’s deep political analysis in action:

Read the 12 pages of FBI documents on Carlin here.

 

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Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:33 | 6449029 Row Well Number 41
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You are known by who your enemies are.

#41

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:54 | 6449102 quintago
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I'd say RIP George, but he probably turns over in his grave everytime he hears a biblical reference

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:00 | 6449141 Manthong
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Unprivileged Belligerent

 

 

It’s a big club and he wasn’t in it.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:06 | 6449179 Implied Violins
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He's joined a bigger club now, but lucky for him, it's even more exclusive.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:26 | 6449234 giovanni_f
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Je suis Carlin.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:39 | 6449521 DaddyO
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Somehow, I don't think George really gave a flying rip whether he was on someone's list or not...

RIP George...

You are sorely missed!

DaddyO

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:44 | 6449543 newdoobie
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I bet he'd be dissapointed it was only 12 pages "I must be doin somethin wrong"

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 21:47 | 6449954 asteroids
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Wherever he is, he's laughing his ass off. I pity younger generations that never saw him in concert. I did a couple of times. Fun nights.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 22:11 | 6450029 WillyGroper
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Had a business law teacher play his 7 words LP for us in class in 1973.

Absolute riot!

I'd hate to think of what would happen to him today for doing that.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 08:35 | 6450970 JRobby
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Do you want to be in it?

What is the value of your soul?

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:08 | 6449181 Jackagain
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That's not a biblical reference...no praying for the dead in the Bible. 

And as it is appointed for men to die once, but after this the judgment Heb. 9:27

None of them can by any means redeem his brother,
Nor give to God a ransom for him—
For the redemption of their souls is costly,
And it shall cease forever— Ps. 49:7-8

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:41 | 6449726 BringOnTheAsteroid
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Anyone quoting scripture in the context of this thread has obviously never listened to George Carlin. Give yourself an education and watch his stuff, espcially the stuff about religion.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 21:30 | 6449890 TheReplacement
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Perhaps it is you who does not get it.  Carlin said what he said.  That didn't make him correct nor does it automatically disqualify anyone else from saying what they have to say.

Or perhaps you would ban free speech?

Watch some Carlin and see what he has to say on that.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 22:02 | 6449980 The Wizard
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Carlin was very accurate of his criticism of modern religions. They are a farce.

However, having said that, because a corrupt denominational church system conquered Christianity and the Scriptures doesn't invalidated the significance of the Scriptures as a significant historical document. BTW, much of what Carlin preached is what the prophets and Jesus preached if the words are placed in proper context. You just have to know what was stated in order to properly criticize it. I wouldn't rely on the modern church system and TV preachers as a source for getting the full meaning of the Scriptural text.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:01 | 6449138 bamawatson
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i have every album. his 7 words routine - shit, piss, fuck, suck, cocksucker, mother fucker, tits. But he would catch holy hell today for his rant on langauge --- fag? he said when i was a boy a fag was a guy who would not go into town with us on friday nights to beat up queers. Gay, what is gay about sticking your dick up another guy's ass? sounds queer to me

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:03 | 6449152 Manthong
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Tonight’s forecast.. dark

Mostly dark with scattered light in the morning  

:-D

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:04 | 6449160 bamawatson
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good ole al sleet the hippy dippy weatherman

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:58 | 6449586 FreedomGuy
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"Let's check the radar. Radar's picking up Sing Along with Mitch!"

Great stuff and we are dating ourselves.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 21:54 | 6449970 samsara
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Tomorrow will be mostly Friday.

Hey, we got a partial baseball score in, The Mets 3, ...

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:34 | 6449032 vq1
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just cant take a joke can they. I love how they are taking the high road when it comes to citizens getting killed....

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:01 | 6449145 kchrisc
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Only a criminal governmnet need spy on the people.

Zion is a scheme, not an ethnicity..

 

One must ponder power and tyranny's preoccupation with the speech of their victims.

One would think that something as mundane as speech would not be such a preoccupation for them, but it is. Why is that?

The reason is that government, in all of its forms, are nothing more than a criminal syndicate of theft and violence backed by a lie--that all of the theft, threats, and violence are for the benefit of the people. They know that humans can be fooled for a time, but must me violently oppressed, especially speech, if the lie, and resulting plunder, is to be maintained. After all tyranny is only sustained upon the backs of the people and their production.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:12 | 6449625 SixIsNinE
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come on, Kchrisc,  ...." are nothing more than a criminal syndicate of theft and violence backed by a lie" ....

Rad MJ has taught us plenty o'times, it's "enforced frauds, backed by death control systems" , inside the Wonderland Matrix Bizarro Worlds :)

 

Peace * Love Brotha !

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 02:26 | 6450495 Radical Marijuana
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& Thanks for your

noticing, SixIsNine!

I recently discussed the overlaps and differences between my views and Krchisc's in my replies under this article: ' Who' Really Runs Your State? (... HOWEVER, I JUST NOTICED THAT THE ZERO HEDGE ARCHIVED COPY OF THAT ARTICLE APPEARS TO HAVE DELETED THOSE COMMENTS ???)

Upon the Internet is such "dust in the wind."

My recent restatement is a comment on this:

Welcome To The Fed's Theater Of The Absurd

I regard it as NECESSARILY the case that civilization operates according to the principles and methods of organized crime, which results in different theories of whatever might be the realistic resolutions of the excessive successes of the current oligarchs, i.e., the Big Club that the vast majority of us are not in.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 07:03 | 6450756 SixIsNinE
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RAD MJ - regarding the deleted comments, there was a brief period about the time of your referenced article where a week or little more ALL the articles comments were wiped... that glitch seemed to have been remedied thereafter.

re: RAD MJ : "I regard it as NECESSARILY the case that civilization operates according to the principles and methods of organized crime..."   yes, it seems to me that the, how to say it, the sunk cost and prior commitments to building the war / killing / death control systems, i.e. guns & armies & legions of spook dirty trick squads... they are trapped in their weaponry and the  addiction of power, which transformed into the psychopathy diagnosed today ....

freeing Music & the Medicine's will lead to the Miraculous recovery of humanity...

 

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:35 | 6449033 silverer
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Well, of course George was a terrorist.  Because he spoke the truth.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:03 | 6449153 Implied Violins
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Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, tits, cocksucker, motherfucker.

Seven dirty words that describe our government better than any others.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:36 | 6449039 chistletoe
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ONLY TWELVE PAGES?

 

iF HE WERE ALIVE TODAY, THEY'D HAVE AT LEAST A TERRABYTE .....

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:12 | 6449201 Implied Violins
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What really concerns me is, the guy is dead - but they STILL have that file on him??

Vindictive bastards much?

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:53 | 6449342 caconhma
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I have a strange feeling that George Carlin was killed. He was just one of many silenced by the ruling elite.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:16 | 6449638 SixIsNinE
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yep, like Aaron Russo, Kubrick ... don't forget about Tim Russert's heart attack after returning from visiting the Vatican...

oh, don't forget, Hemingway was indeed being extremely harassed by the FBI and was seduced into the ol' suicide trick ... had to get rid of him before Kennedy was whacked.  Kind of like getting rid of Terence McKenna before 9/11 *(brain tumor) ...Jerry Garcia opiate f**up ... the Dead was getting way too MASSIVE in the 1990s....

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 22:20 | 6450057 acetinker
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Well, if uh six,

Turned out to be nine.

I don't mind.

I DON'T MIND!

And if the hippies,

Cut off all their hair.

I don't care.

I DON'T CARE!

But I've got my own life to live,

And I...

Ain't gonna copy you!

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 07:08 | 6450760 SixIsNinE
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OuttaSight, Man  :)

https://youtu.be/H4LajIDstWU?list=PLKvpZLfeakYfUx0p6fD6w0CHLWpu-cBah

Amazing link to Hendrix Live 1969 Royal Albert Hall concert,

please watch & listen to know why Jimi Hendrix is considered in the Best Ever lists....

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:36 | 6449040 overmedicatedun...
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he was a very funny guy, who happened to also be able to see the soul of amerika..where are the next carlin's ..there are none.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:20 | 6449454 acetinker
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True, but a lesser known contemporary who was even more outrageous and vulgar to the extreme 'died of cancer' long before Carlin did.

Bill Hicks-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYwV0fqEQrw

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 23:01 | 6450145 Radical Marijuana
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&

Hick's classic comedy bit:

“Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
Fri, 08/21/2015 - 07:25 | 6450771 SixIsNinE
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what is strangely amusing is the people saying they really believe Alex Jones is Bill Hicks....Alex has long stated his family tree going back to I think the Mayflower arrival.  

I don't think an investigation could avoid observing they are not the same person.  The Fictional narratives of disinfo are getting stretched these days....

edit - I just saw the post a few down from this one and it links to a site which claims Bill & Alex are the same person...

I did listen to an Alex Jones rant which he does say he is in fact Bill Hicks, I'm sure it's on yt if you put in a search, so is that admitting under /s it?  It's plausible, but again, as I note above, Alex claims his family has a LONG texas history so all he would have to do is pull out his documents, not complicated...  how are we to know for sure if the photos @ the linked site are genuinely Bill Hicks ?

not an issue to dedicate much time to, but still a distraction with some valid fascination points...

 

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 07:20 | 6450784 acetinker
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Acid.  Don't knock it if ya' ain't tried it.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:36 | 6449041 iClaudius
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Only 12 pages. No wonder he was always so fucking angry!

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:50 | 6449101 MANvsMACHINE
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Legal size though.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:37 | 6449046 Bastiat
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Carlin was the red pill of his time.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:43 | 6449071 samsara
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Lenny Bruce before him.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:09 | 6449154 Lumberjack
Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:06 | 6449395 logicalman
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Don't forget Bill Hicks.

 

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 01:33 | 6450431 Implied Violins
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...but is Alex Jones really Bill Hicks?? Check this out:

https://mackquigley.wordpress.com/2014/07/26/11616/

To be honest, I am not sure and are not swayed by the evidence...but man, those teeth look SO MUCH ALIKE...

...*could* it be?

could it?!!

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:38 | 6449049 Son of Captain Nemo
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Would this really surprise anyone?...

How about this guy that came 20 yrs later?!!!  One can only imagine what kind of file was kept on him?

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:49 | 6449098 samsara
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Quote from his clip.

"TV is Black Paint on the Eyeballs"

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:07 | 6449176 Son of Captain Nemo
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Quote from his clip.

"TV is Black Paint on the Eyeballs"

Sam

One more for the road that was one of my all time favorites.  We can only imagine now what he would have done with 9/11 and everything that followed it.

He took Lenny Bruce and George to the "next level"!!!

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:32 | 6449501 Billy the Poet
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Like Ron Paul, Carlin saw the September 11 attacks as blowback.

 

GEORGE CARLIN, COMEDIAN:  This country has been pushing the world around and exploiting the people of the world for a long, long time, and sometimes you have to pay the piper, and that's what happened to us.

We now have gotten enough people really angry and we have sold enough weapons and we've developed enough technology for them to have them now, and they're being used against us.

 

http://www.foxnews.com/story/2004/03/23/why-is-george-carlin-blaming-ame...

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:39 | 6449713 Son of Captain Nemo
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Geroge always erred on the side of ambiguity when he went after the corporation(s) and our government.

Bill Hicks didn't.  And that's the difference!

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 01:35 | 6450437 Implied Violins
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Hmm...check this out, just for shits and giggles!

https://mackquigley.wordpress.com/2014/07/26/11616/

Could it be?! No...NOOO!! HA HA!!

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:41 | 6449051 Skateboarder
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HDD space allocation for profile in gigabytes  =

Threat score
x  W0( # of social media accounts )
x  W1( avg email message size * frequency )
x  W2( avg phone call length * frequency )
x  100,000,000( ZH account? )

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:39 | 6449053 Kaiser Sousa
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i wonder how many pages r in my file....no worries - add another...

FUCK YOU FBI, CIA, AND THE US GOVERMENT AS A WHOLE....

bitch ass mother fuckers......

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:01 | 6449146 Bill of Rights
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+1 Google

And fuck them all x2

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:01 | 6449589 FreedomGuy
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We can only imagine what kind of file we all have here at ZH. Free thinking is always dangerous to government and the established order.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 21:40 | 6449927 TheReplacement
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You forgot the NSA and bankers.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:41 | 6449059 samsara
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OK, I'm coining a new term. "Verbal Terrorist"

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:41 | 6449061 Rainman
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Say what you will, old J. Edgar was one devious , paranoid mutha fukkin survivor .... even Nixon feared him.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:42 | 6449067 samsara
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You obviously forgot "Cross-Dresser"

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:07 | 6449404 Oldrepublic
Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:08 | 6449411 logicalman
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On the bright side, his cross-dressing didn't really damage anyone!

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:26 | 6449482 WhackoWarner
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good ole J edgar.  Nixon. Bush, Obama. the Fed etc.  These are the Terrorists.

 

Clinton, The Vampire, Rothschild, The Queen, Vatican, organized religion these are the terrorists.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 22:17 | 6450044 WillyGroper
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He had one saving grace.

Shut down BBH's Union Bank & took Prescott Bush with it for collaboration.

Bastids got it all back tho.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:43 | 6449069 Inbetween is pain
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"Anyone that speaks out against the injustices of the world, whether they are a dangerous terrorist or a harmless comedian, will receive unwanted attention from government."

Really? Anyone? Where is your proof for this statement.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:58 | 6449131 Dazman
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Where you been, man? You not heard about Edward Snowden and the things he brought to light? I'd say that's pretty much "proof" enough that everyone is getting unwanted attention from the gubmint.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 22:18 | 6450049 WillyGroper
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According to Bill Binney's latest, they can't keep up.

Not enuf analcysts.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:44 | 6449074 roadhazard
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They have to justify there jobs somehow. The beauty of it all is that now that everyone is a terrorist they are right back to square one.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:53 | 6449079 are we there yet
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Free speach includes telling jokes. Any powerful person who can not laugh at themselves is dangerous.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:10 | 6449415 logicalman
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That's the thing about powerful people, they can only laugh at others.

 

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:46 | 6449081 nmewn
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Renegades, rebels, mutineers and outlaws, I'm in very good company ; -)

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:13 | 6449428 logicalman
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The best.

I've lived almost all my life separate from the herd.

My #1 rule is never to damage another - unless they try to damage me first.

 

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:31 | 6449498 nmewn
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Its a good rule of thumb but I'm not opposed to dousing a couple idiots in a convertible MG with a fire extinguisher before "the fire" gets completely out of control.

True story...and no one got hurt ;-)

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 21:14 | 6449846 logicalman
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Everyone should be allowed a little fun, every now and again!

;-)

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 21:54 | 6449972 nmewn
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I think my trollish down voter is trying a new ploy between us or have you pissed someone off lately?

If so, good man ;-)

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:47 | 6449090 blindman
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hoover wore his mama's panties and demanded
his, at least one, underlings dress up as women for his
pleasure. please, make it stop. he was a freakin' freak
himself, not that there is anything "wrong" with "it".
.
vanity fair has nothing on j.edgar....
.
there is a badge of honor and a direct line
of communication to the minds involved regarding
surveillance and "files".
exploit it wisely i say, there is always hope. but,
they are only in it for the funny money and the
insolence.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:47 | 6449755 dreadnaught
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what evidence is there that JEH was a sissy/TV by night? ive heard it around for a while

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:49 | 6449092 Jayda1850
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I have watched that Carlin clip over and over throughout the years, though it cuts off the part about being the american dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. The part I love and empathize with the most is his tone and painful acceptance that, "nobody seems to notice, nobody seems to care." That is a sentiment all ZH'ers can identify with.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:52 | 6449113 kchrisc
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The government IS a joke. A criminal, murderous, plundering, and treasonous joke.

Now open that file on me Festapo. And label it: American--Liberty and Constitutionally Minded; Zion Aware; Does Not See Your New Clothes; Well Informed; Well Armed; And Not Laughing.

Zion is a scheme, not an ethnicity.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:55 | 6449122 Seasmoke
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Hero.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:02 | 6449148 Fukushima Fricassee
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Snowden

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:05 | 6449167 Bill of Rights
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Boot licker

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:45 | 6449750 dreadnaught
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same as you

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:55 | 6449124 MASTER OF UNIVERSE
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The CIA offed John Lennon with a Manchurian Candidate so I don't really think they are too worried about George Carlin given that he is still kicking, and screaming, all the way to the bank with the FBI in tow.

Sat, 08/22/2015 - 16:41 | 6456333 mkhs
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What?  Lay off the drugs, man.  They are rotting your brain.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 17:56 | 6449127 Implied Violins
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I couldn't read this article because of that fucking STUPID transhumanism ad, and I can't use adblock at work. And no, I AM *NOT* READY.

But George, that man KNEW things. To this day I wonder if his heart problems were organic, or...created.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:16 | 6449435 logicalman
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He did a lot of white powders, I think. Correct me if I'm wrong.

Can play havoc with heart muscle.

I did however find myself wondering the same thing.

I still have 'Toledo Windowbox'!

 

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:00 | 6449137 Lumberjack
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And the tens of thousands they had on the clintons disappeared.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:06 | 6449143 Thick Willy
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We need the old FBI back.  You know, when it was white American patriotic protestants raging against the hippies, commies, and Jews.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:01 | 6449144 Grandad Grumps
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They may casually watch a lot of people. But only those who have a following are dangerous to them.

George Carlin was on the Jackie Gleason show. He had a following. Now he is dead.

I sometimes wonder about the record retention policy of the people in government. It does not seem to make sense. Or maybe it does. Anything that is dangerous to government is classified and anything that is dangerous to powerful individuals is destroyed.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:02 | 6449151 Jackagain
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And because he didn't belong to their club...

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:04 | 6449162 Bear
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George Carlin was a terrorist ... A Thought Terrorist

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:04 | 6449166 stant
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They have file on everyone and its no joke

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:10 | 6449195 Jackagain
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Except for Michael, Obama's wife....they burned it after the operation.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 21:34 | 6449904 Trucker Glock
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You can submit a FOIA request for info about yourself.  You might get something back.  But, you have send a request to EVERY .gov office in the country.  If you live in Illinois, they don't keep your file in Chicago cuz they know you'll look there.  Your file, or likely just part of it, will be in Seattle or some shit.  That's how it used to work.  Anymore, they may just throw your request in the trash, cuz they can.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:05 | 6449169 agent default
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See ya all in FEMA camp guys.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:09 | 6449187 Pantalone
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Get ON the FEMA train?  Fuck you, I'm getting IN. 

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:05 | 6449172 H H Henry P P P...
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It's the Alien and Sedition Act all over again.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:06 | 6449175 Fukushima Fricassee
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Government is directly responsible for 7.57 billion murders and counting. Cold hard truth.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:12 | 6449200 Jackagain
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Not counting the abortions...

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:09 | 6449606 Fukushima Fricassee
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I did not count them because if you take a hard look at Americans you might not be so anti-abortion. Bottom line when you are supported by the state who rob from one family to support yours you should stop breeding, period. Get back on your feet, have a big family but no free school lunchs , pack a PBJ you lazy shits .

Sat, 08/22/2015 - 16:49 | 6456348 mkhs
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What the hell planet do you live on?

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:12 | 6449197 Grandad Grumps
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The boy-toy, J Eddie should have checked his ego at the door.

Lighten up Francis!

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:17 | 6449212 safe as milk
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carlin was a class act. my girlfriend at the time did some graphics work for his first hbo special. he had hbo give everybody involved in the production two tickets to the show which was videotaped at theater in union city, nj. he then invited us all out to dinner in greenwich village. he stopped by every table in the restaurant and talked to every single person there. when he asked me about my role in the project, i told him that i was just freeloading. he laughed and said enjoy the meal.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:21 | 6449225 Falling Down
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Same for his manager. Met him at a ball game here in town about 10 or so years ago. Next time we crossed paths he gave me a copy of Carlin's last book, autographed by the man himself.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:23 | 6449229 Ms No
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Twelve pages my ass, between the NSA, CIA and FBI they probably had volumes on that poor bastard. 

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:32 | 6449251 Charles Offdensen
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Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat. 69 assholes tied in a knot.

Hurray, lizard shit, FUCK!

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:34 | 6449263 Herdee
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I wonder how big the files are on Tyler?

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:46 | 6449310 Ms No
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Speaking of conspiracy theory, I am really starting to wonder about the effect of subliminals on people.  Ever notice that most people who still have critical thinking skills almost always watch very little TV?  We joke around about media content rotting peoples brains but there is very possibly more to that than Kardashian ass.

I have a friend that made quite a bit of dough selling subliminal CDs boost your confidence, make more money, rah rah type of stuff.  Often these types of CDs are mass produced by a third party, how the hell do you know what's on there?  The subconscious is a very powerful and poorly understood thing and you don't want it meddled with.

I've considered buying a recorder and doing some self hypnosis on being "impervious to outside arbitrary suggestion", but that may not be a good idea either because if you inadvertently make yourself more suggestible you may break down any natural defenses you do have.  Anybody who has been involved in advertising can tell you that you are being bombarded constantly by various tricks.  Seems there should be some way to defend against these things, at least for now.  Just random thoughts.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:01 | 6449374 PoasterToaster
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The FBI was the first concern troll!  Now everyone wants to get in on da act.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:17 | 6449440 Ignorance is bliss
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His name was "George Carlin" he was held in great esteem by those of us who followed in his visionary footsteps.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:25 | 6449473 Chuck Knoblauch
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They kept a file on him because people were listening to the jokes, not just laughing.

Too bad the fbi works for satan.

 

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:40 | 6449527 Vendetta
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I wonder how the retired FBI guys will feel about government when their pension plans go poof or their $3,800 a month pension only pays for the electric bill

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:15 | 6449635 Ceomegaglobalcorp
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They'll believe it's line that the ZH crowd caused it and hate their kids for being brainwashed into not seeing it, forever bitter and deluded in their old age.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:06 | 6449607 CHC
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George Carlin - may he forever rest in blissful peace - never had to tell a lie to get a laugh.  His pure genius and the utter buffonery of the federal government was all he needed.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:25 | 6449663 bigrooster
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Boy us chumps on ZH would be lucky to have one page.  Here it goes...

FUCK THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT, OBAMA, ATF, CIA, FBI, DEA, DHS, IRS, ISIS, NSA and all of you other worthless government agencies that we hate and DO NOT NEED!

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 22:46 | 6450116 forwardho
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Great job, Rooster.

Have you not realized that ZH is a honey pot?

Remember this: Your words can and will be used against you.

The internet is forever gents.

Think of the possible future laws.

If you think you are protected by the 1st amendment...

You did not read the patriot act.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:27 | 6449671 The Greek horse
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THANKS TYLER AND ZH no question GEORGE CARLIN WAS ON OUR SIDE... VERY SMART and called out these evil clowns!!!

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:33 | 6449682 fed_depression
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George was a patriot and George was my friend.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:33 | 6449683 Deez Nuts
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I understand. In death, a member of Project Mayhem has a name. His name is George Carlin.

 

Deez Nuts will abolish unneeded and tyranical alphabet agencies

 

VOTE FOR DEEZ NUTS 2016!

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:44 | 6449740 dreadnaught
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wonder about Lenny Bruce

Sat, 08/22/2015 - 17:00 | 6456369 mkhs
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What do you wonder?  In the words of Julia, "It's just a dream."

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:58 | 6449792 BlussMann
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Do you think Carlin knew Hoover was a flaming fag ??

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 21:24 | 6449872 pupdog1
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Carlin would have been terribly disappointed if he didn't have an FBI file.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 21:31 | 6449896 Jackagain
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Yeah.....and I don't think he was joking either....

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 22:23 | 6450062 El Hosel
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Joking about the career criminals in charge is no laughing matter, the man was clearly a Terrorist.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 23:38 | 6449971 trentusa
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 dropped by the CIA heart attack gun?

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 22:45 | 6450113 Chaos_Theory
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Miss that dude. 

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 23:11 | 6450183 VW Nerd
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No Biggie.  They likely have a 12 page file on all of us.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 23:37 | 6450245 ken
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Did they also induce his heart attack? Just wondering. "

FBI Had 12-Page File On George Carlin Because He Made Jokes About Government
Thu, 08/20/2015 - 23:45 | 6450265 ken
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You forget, THEY are just guys and gals, like us.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 23:57 | 6450289 ken
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You forget, THEY are just guys and gals, like us.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 00:51 | 6450375 onmail
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I am a pacifist believing in non-violence

but I am sure that American stasi regime must have classified me as a potential terrorist 

But who cares?

And I see ppl are afraid to write against America - the biggest human rights violator 

mabbee becuz they fear that when they go to america they will be stripped, handcuffed, cavity searched , beaten & mabbee choked to death and later blamed for assaulting a police officer - How humane

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 01:04 | 6450393 Joe A
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He made no jokes, he told the truth. Sure, we all laughed at it but it is a serious matter. Goes to show that the FBI does not have a sense of humor and took it seriously. He would have been proud to know (and he probably knew or suspected) that they have a file on him. Like they have a file or note at least on all us who ever posted here.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 03:08 | 6450550 donhuangenaro
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Stalin would be proud

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 05:35 | 6450669 torak
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Only 12 pages.  Comeon, ya'll can do better than that. That must be 12 pages of CIA jokes.

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