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It's A Divorce Lawyer Orgy: "Ashley Madison Hack Is The Best Thing To Happen Since Moses"
Husbands and wives across the world are waking up to their partners' extramarital affairs after, as AP calls it, a catastrophic leak at adultery website Ashley Madison spewed electronic evidence of infidelity across the Internet. Online forums were buzzing Thursday with users claiming to have found evidence that their significant others were on the site. But it's not all doom and gloom... as Reuters notes many professions stand to benefit from the unfolding saga, from lawyers to therapists to cyber security firms. Prominent divorce lawyer Raoul Felder said the release is the best thing to happen to his profession since the seventh Commandment forbade adultery in the Bible, "I've never had anything like this before."
Ashley Madison marketed itself as the premier venue for cheating spouses before data stolen by hackers started spreading across the Internet earlier this week. The prospect of finding the name of a loved one or an acquaintance amid the site's more than 35 million registered members has drawn strong interest worldwide.
Websites devoted to checking emails against the leaked data appeared to be experiencing heavy traffic. Forums such as Reddit — the user-powered news and discussion site — carried stories of anguished husbands and wives confronting their partners after finding their data among the massive dump of information.
When the hosts of a morning show in Sydney, Australia, asked listeners to phone in if they wanted their spouse's details run through the database, a woman called saying she was suspicious because her husband had been acting strangely since the news of the leak broke. The hosts plugged his details into a website and said they found a match.
"Are you serious? Are you freaking kidding me?" the woman asked, her voice shaking. "These websites are disgusting." She then hung up.
Family law experts are divided on the likely offline impact of the leak, but Los Angeles-based divorce lawyer Steve Mindel predicted an uptick in business for him and his colleagues.
And, as Reuters reports, that is a silver lining of sorts...
The hacker attack has been a big blow to Toronto-based assignation website firm Avid Life Media, which owns Ashley Madison and has indefinitely postponed the adultery site's IPO plans. But many professions stand to benefit from the unfolding saga, from lawyers to therapists to cyber security firms.
Prominent divorce lawyer Raoul Felder said the release is the best thing to happen to his profession since the seventh Commandment forbade adultery in the Bible. "I've never had anything like this before," he said.
The public embarrassment and emotional toll is likely to be enormous on unsuspecting people whose extra-marital affairs may have been exposed on the web or even whose emails were used without their knowledge to sign up for the site.
"These poor people will be dealing with it in such a public way. It will be absolutely devastating," said Michele Weiner Davis, marriage therapist in Colorado and author of Divorce Busting.
But there are other problems,
The data release could have severe consequences for U.S. service members if found to be real. Several tech websites reported that more than 15,000 email addresses were government and military ones.
Adultery, under certain criteria including the misuse of government time and resources, is a crime in the U.S. armed forces and can lead to dishonorable discharge or imprisonment.
"Fall on your sword if you want to save your relationship," said Dr B. Janet Hibbs, a psychologist and couples therapist in Philadelphia. "Be prepared for them to ask a lot of questions, to not be defensive, to be compassionate."
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So hey, those cheating spouses are now helping the economy grow...
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There's something to be said for the notion that humans are serial monogamists. If you know of yourself that you are going to have trouble to commit, remain single. Spare yourself, and more importantly, your partner, the pain and trouble. Commitment is for those who have a clear view on where they will be in the next five years, both financially and emotionally.
OMG! haX0rs!!
"The first thing we do, lets kill all the lawyers," - Dick in Shakespeare's King Henry VI
Lulz! Have already found one friend's email address in teh list!
http://www.trustify.info/check
It's A Divorce Lawyer Orgy:
Not in California.
[No-Fault divorce...]
Same here nobody gives a fuck.
You did what? Oh my God! Next.
We would like to build a free version of Ashley Madison and taht way there is never any cards to compromise. It could just be subsidized by ads or something like taht....
We would like to have you taken out back and shot, along with your psuedo-misspelling.
A no-fault divorce equals an open ended contract with a prostitute. The prostitute(the term wife is obsolete) will only initiate a divorce if your current assets(what she can take from you via her pimp, the legal system) are worth substantially more than your paycheck after the bills are paid. Marriage no longer exists! We're all renters now.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No-fault_divorce
Did SocialistNarcissistAssholePrez@whitehouse.gov come up on the gay side of the site?
IM SO FUCKING GLAD I SOLD MY WIFE INTO SLAVERY AT A GOOD PRICE A LONG LONG TIME AGO!
And to all the bullshit upset wives out there ready to divorce your cheating scum bag husband over thi shit..
Another woman will move in to take your place the minute you're gone!
Moar like TWO women in this shitty economy!
And there's a REASON he was cheating on you in the first place!
Don't weigh yourself for a few months now..
I bet Hagen Daz sales blast through the roof from this shit too.
If only Sam Kinison was still alive!
AHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH!!
And Jesus never had a wife either:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSwG9Tojg9I
But wait! There's MOAR!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GXPd0fnpKw
You never had any wife you liar.
How many dicks are up your ass now?
Vous want to put dicky wehre?
I sometimes talk shit about my wife. But after 38 years we're kind of stuck on each other. It's damned sure no one else would want either of us.
Probably worth noting that the creators of Ashley Madison - Noel Biderman and Avi Weisman (just as with the major movers and shakers in the porn industry) - are tribe members ..... just ticking off the box for "corruption of the culture and destruction of the family"...
Shaking out a little bizness for the legal eagle tribe members.
Shaking out a little bizness for the legal eagle tribe members.
I truly believe they released the information on purpose - I think the "hack" story is a myth. This is in keeping with the agendas.
And here I would have thought that having a dick is the issue.
Cheating issue aside, is anyone else bothered by the fact that these "hackers" are essentially doing what the state does by forcing what they believe to be "the right thing" on people?
I was under the impression that individuals should be free to live their lives how they see fit. Whether I agree with their choices or not.
Live and let live and all that.
I think it brings to light a lot of strings that were once hidden. These relationships can no longer be used as leverage to control the puppets.
And that's coming from a guy who sucks donkey dicks.
Give we muh 0.5 BTC and do anything to teh donkey you like
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In some alternate universe you were hanged from a lamp post yesterday. In others, such events will only take place in the future. Thats how the infinite multiverse works man.
Yes and right.
Honesty and integrity are in short supply these days. Do not make promises you cannot keep. I make very few.
Five?
How about 50? Trust and commitment is for life.
For those who have a spine, yes it is for life. It is also a 2 way street. It is difficult to commit unless it is reciprocated.
Trust and commitment is between a man and his pet. Why? Because the lawyers have not figured out how to ruin that relationship yet. Never fear, comrades! They're working on it.
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/04/23/opinion/animals-are-persons-too.html?_...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_rights_movement
The single-father-single-mother arrangement works well for maintaining family units and raising children.
One can easily imagine a village of responsible, mature people who all fuck each other and raise their children together. Except that doesn't really fucking happen, does it.
Sex is for reproduction. Using it for pleasure is great and all, but you'll have little runts running around eventually.
The destruction of monogamous heterosexual relationships is just one part of the campaign to undermine society, the family, and above all, the traditional family structure and patriarchy. It's almost like people who read (and/or wrote) the Communist Manifesto run the entire West right now...
Yessireebob! Take Caitlyn. Once a common crossdresser is now held out as brave and gets it's very own variety show.
Knukles - you ol' 9%er, you!
I see that you were trending well among moderate millennials in NC.
Deez Knucks!
Is it a coinincidence that as soon as the dude became a woman he forgot how to drive and crashed his car?
The destruction of (seemingly) monogamous heterosexual relationships...
FIFY
"traditional family structure" has involved "traditional infidelity" for millennia.
If you could afford it, you often had a second setup, or a "keep". Mistresses were invented two seconds after marriage was.
That doesn't change the fact that a single mother and a single father best raise a child.
No way SB, it takes a village....this nuclear family shit is a large part of the problem.
It takes a village....
The commies did not exist in ancient Greece nor during the Renaissance ; two periods that marked the growth of Western civilization like no other.
List of homosexuals in ancient Greece : Socrates, Alexander, Phidias, Pythagorus.etc.etc.
List of homosexuals in Italy during Renaissance : Michael-Angelo, Leonard da Vinci, Botticelli, Pope John X, etc. etc.
Ancient Imperial Rome had the same traits.
Marx, author of Manifesto, was a noted heterosexual and VERY PAtriarchal figure.
Where do you pull your "wisdom" out of I wonder?
So you call your penis "Wisdom" as you pull it out of your faggot lover's anus?
Just too much information there.
I like Iran's solution to faggotry. They hang the sodomite degenerates.
You said it : in your mindset, prejudice checkmates fact and history.
So much for standing "tall" in your boots. The Talibans would love you as soul brother.
BTW/ I don't have to be a "faggot" to defend gay rights; no more than I have to be a woman to defend woman's true place in society : on a level playing table.
Get a job you welfare queen. How are you on here all the time? I'm sure you're a lazy degenerate and that's why you're shacked up with some human garbage from some horrible nation full of horrible people.
http://www.britannica.com/topic/projection-psychology
" If you know of yourself that you are going to have trouble to commit, remain single. Spare yourself, and more importantly, your partner, the pain and trouble."
EXACTLY!!!
That doesn't fly in today's world. A woman holds all the cards thanks to no-faults. She can cheat and hold the marriage over a man's head(some call it cuckold) until she no longer sees the benefits of staying married to the loser. Alternatively, a woman can remain faithful for years and get a wild hair to take off and clean out the unsuspecting bloke's savings. I've seen several cases of both. The legal system, in the last 40 years, has been designed to profit off the unpredictable emotions of females. Men, don't get married. You wouldn't buy a car or house where the seller could repossess at any time.
No. Commitment is possible for those who accept their partner in the present. You must live in a hermetically sealed pod to have a clear view of your emotional and financial states 5 years into the future.
Commitment only means something in the presence of the unknown.You are forming a partnership to tackle the unknown.
De nada. It matters not. Every state has no fault divorce. People divorce for any reason or no reason,
But, the wife gets the house, the kids, and the dog, and the husband gets ass raped.
More shit that needs to change.
A close friend of mine was a marital counselor. He told me he managed to save quite a few marriages that had infidelity but they never were the same even years after the occurrence. One trust is broken, doubt remains and any little disturbance can reawaken hurts. He told me what ever I do, don't have an affair, no matter how tough marriage is for me.
Being married at 22 was a challenge for both of us. We were too young. However, we got though the tough times and kept our vows ( ok, I did have problems with the obey part). I am proud to say I love my husband more than ever. He is my friend, lover,confidant and I am so thankful he is in my life and has stood by me all these years.
Thank you God for sending such great kind man to me.
Miffed
I always learn something from you posts, Miffed. They are honest in rare and funny ways.
Maybe it's getting older, but I see "forsaking all others" as the worst possible reason to get married. Almost no cultures, outside of English speakers ever had that idea, and it is recent among the English.
What will the millennials do? After having plenty of sex from 14 to 30 are they going to "cleave only to him?" I see no evidence of that.
I always thought marriage was a contract to raise children together. Beyond that I see no real point to it, and nothing much there at all except over priced prostitution. That may seem harsh, but it's the way millions of men experience life.
I think you are right. My husband and I have only had sex with each other. We kept it sacred in a way because we have no one else to compare each other. Maybe if we had had sex with numerous people, we would look as things like you do. Sex is just recreation, nothing more. We never had our hearts broken over and over until hardened beyond repair. I am saddened so many men have experienced this.
Maybe everything over time becomes cheapened, Life becomes a seach for endless pleasures and material gains until we age and can grasp no more and then die. But I look all around me and see such dispair. People killing themselves like Robin Williams who had such wealth but couldn't face them demons inside. Children sad and lost because of divorce. Millions on antidepressants, they don't seem to be working so why take them?
“Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not; and often times we call a man cold when he is only sad.”
? Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
I bet he cheated on you. You can never know for sure. Can you ever really trust another human being? You have no way of knowing if he visits prostitutes.
I can write that I am certain that he has not.
Since it seems that you have that proclivity, that you are untrustworthy, why don't you come out to Lakeside so that I can show you my chemical laboratory.
12223B Woodside Ave
Lakeside, CA, USA
Bring your guns.
Let's go hunting, asshole.
You won't. You are just too much of a fucking pussy.
Thanks Tom,
It's times like these when you find out who are your true friends.
In honor and respect,
Miffed
Americanreality you have tried to besmirch my honor and that of my lady. If I could find your physical location I would challenge you. I'll meet you at Tom's address if you have the spine. Your heart is foul.
Troll, troll, under the bridge.
Troll, troll, 'nuff of your shit.
If you're gonna troll, at least be classy you fuckin jackass.
Your story gives me hope for humanity.
This millennial had a few multi year relationships before finally getting married. I can't imagine anything that would tempt me to stray.
It helps that I have the lowest sex drive of any creature in the universe though.
Beyond that I see no real point to it, and nothing much there at all except over priced prostitution.
^Winner winner, chicken dinner!^
Try being married, with a kid, at age 19.
I look at kids today in their 20's and can't imagine how we pulled through those times.
Childhood has been extended by a full decade.
"Women are looking for ONE Man to take care of their MANY needs, while Men are looking for MANY Women to take care of their ONE need!" -- Anna Radokovich
Perhaps coincidentally, I saw an increase in 'Murder for Hire' ads on Canadian Craigslist...
Yeah, just wait 'till they leak that list...
It's out there. Use Google.
So how does transferring money to parasites make the economy grow? Parasites make the host grow weaker.
Ashley Madison - banned in Israel, founded by a Jew.
Undermines the core of society, the family. A degenerate site founded by degenerate people to spread degeneracy and undermine families and society.
Sometimes those Leftist freaks go too far. The West has swung so far to the Leftist extreme that the counter swing will be swift, ferocious, and above all, extremely violent.
Taking advantage of human fetish has always been a favorite game of the controllers.
Undermines the core of society, the family.
As does prostitution and it has been around for thousands of years. I agree with your points, but you need to recognize that AM is a fraud of a site. 90% of users are men. It's the illusion of hooking up with a hot neighbor or the young chic serving coffee that fools men into thinking women will actually gravitate to a male infested site like that. The women on there are local hookers, nothing else. Sure the odd lonely housewife is on there, but by and large it's a cover for prostitution.
I've talked to some women I know who have put a profile on that site and others and they have told me straight up that on a slow day they'll get 30-40 requests to meet from local men. It's overwhelming and they don't know how to handle it. If you're a guy on that site thinking some hot chic is waiting for you, you're an idiot.
See through the bullshit. The site is a crafty cover and undermines and exposes the weakness in mens' brains more than it exposes infidelity.
But yes, I do agree with your points, except that once you dig into the facts of who the users on AM are, and observe where all the street hookers have mysteriously gone, you begin to see that it's a cover for prostitution and that's all.
Oh please. No one needs to twist a cheater's "whatever" too much to get him (or her) to cheat. There are those who won't be tempted by any one to do anything against their nature. Then there are the hypocritical liars who say they believe in monogamy and consistently betray whomever they are with. I'm just curious how many times Hillary was online checking out the chicks.
First gay marriage now this...It is a good time to be a blood sucking lawyer!
"Hackers dump SECOND, even bigger batch of Ashley Madison records with taunting message to millionaire founder of 'cheating dirtbag' site
Reports of a second wave of secret documents revealed from the hacked infidelity site
Hackers 'the Impact Team' posted another huge tranche - amounting to 20GB of files - on the same dark web
They boasted of the second wave directly to the beleaguered company's CEO multi-millionaire Noel Biderman
'Hey Noel, you can admit it's real now', the message read
The company has refused to admit all the information that has been released came from their site
First wave included 9.7 gigabytes of raw data including names, addresses, phone numbers and sexual fantasies of registered users
University of Texas, Sony, Boeing and Bank of America all appear in domain names of alleged users posted online
Government workers with sensitive White House, law enforcement and congress jobs have admitted using the site after being exposed"
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3205189/Hackers-dump-SECOND-bigg...
"Hey Noel, you can admit it's real now," the hackers wrote in a message included in the download. It will take time for the Internet to digest the contents. Still, a preliminary analysis doesn't look good.
"The dump appears to contain all of the [CEO's] business/corporate e-mails, source code for all of their websites, mobile applications, and more," researchers from TrustedSec wrote in a blog post published Thursday. "Note that we do not plan on performing analysis on the actual files due to the sensitivity of the dump however, it does appear to be legitimate like the other dump."
They continued:
Interesting enough—if this turns out to be legitimate which it in all aspects appears to be—having full source code to these websites means that other hacker groups now have the ability to find new flaws in Avid Life’s websites, and further compromise them more.
If there was any question to the validity of the data before – those should be removed now."
http://arstechnica.com/security/2015/08/2nd-dump-from-ashley-madison-hac...
Did venture capitalists raise money for this shitty company? Ha ha. I hope so.
I bet they feel screwed now.
'Tis the screwing ya get for the Screwing ya got!
Great way to advertise your web page.
The ad revenue must be pooring in.
This is actually the most damaging hack in known history in terms of the toll in human lives it will cost before things settle down. People kill their spouse for cheating on them all the time. People kill their wife rather than let her divorce them and take all the money/house/kids ALL THE TIME. The death toll from this hack will likely be in the hundreds.
Should start a PPV murder series from France where a crime of passion is legal.
time to go LONG with Smith and Wesson !!!
you pays your money and you takes your chances.
Regarding those who perish due to bad choices I would say, like the knight Templar in that Indiana Jones movie:
He/She chose poorly.
returnofkings.com
Love is grand divorce is a 100 grand( your price may vary)
Me: I think that tax LLMs like lois learner can get us out of the jam.
IRS: press 4 then 3 if you are super smart.
Love a many splendoured $ thing for the middle man, whose knob was not caught in the door !
It will also be a boon for Country/Western song writing.
I don't know who this lady is or what this is all about.
Chinese say... "may you get what you wish for"....and "may you live in interesting times"
I dunno. I found it complicated enough just keeping the wife (now ex) happy (failed apparently) and inbetween the kids soccer games, keeping up with work and the bills - shit I don't know how these guys and gals find the time - much less keep the lies straight - of having affairs.
Besides, no way I could keep a straight face and lie about it - you gotta be a real peice of shit to do that to your spouse.
LOOKS LIKE ZH and the people here called it right ...
Plenty of people in Washington DC were involved in this. I've gotta' believe that a lot of influential people in other capitals were also involved.
https://www.yahoo.com/tech/s/evidence-infidelities-spreads-online-wake-hack-144026220.html
Now the DC pedophiles, perverts and satanists need lots and lots of exposure....
The married want more. Now the lawyers want more. Everyone wants more. Why don't they pick up a book and read for a change.
You know Booker T took down quite a few cats.
HALF!...the new rally cry of victimized spouses everywhere that will be granted in a nanosecond.
Praise the lord, they found the words to speak somehow.
marriage, the church, female circumcision: - its all about controlling female sexuality. monogomy is what is wrong . males and females engage in sperm competition (women are just better at hiding it. , for me i never want to make a woman feel trapped. she will always be free to come and go as she pleases both emotionally and physically.
thanks
It takes a real man - or woman - to squash the SIN of jealousy, and be honest about their desires and needs and fulfill them joyfully.
Glad to know you're OK with raising my children, cuck.
Women always know which kids are theirs, so men have historically been allowed to fuck around, as long as they kept it on the down-low and didn't bring home any diseases.
There are three kinds of people.
The naturally monogomous. These comprise an exceedingly small percentage of the human population.
Relationships with Understandings. These make up a greater percentage, but still a minority of relationships.
And no-good lying dirty rotten moralizing hypocrites who say one thing and do another, consantly pointing fingers at every "sin" but their own. These are the overwhelming majority of the Christ-banging population of moral thugs. Low-life religious filth.
Oh, I forgot one category - the land whale American lard-buckets who couldn't pay for sex because no prostitute would touch them for any price.
Did you notice that Duggar was on the list? Kind of goes with your theme, eh?
Krugman approves. It's no war or alien invasion, but mass divorce will have to do. Until we destabilize another sovereign in the middle east, anyway.
I am proud to say I am a naturally monogamous man. My wife is a naturally monogamous woman. We both have low sex drives. We married for companionship, not sex.
then what's your golf handicap?
Oh, buck the fuck up. I'm sure you can get past being busted. No pun intended.
Ha!
There was a pile of state.gov users exposed here today.
wrg,idts
I'm happy being single, divorced and over fifty.
Three great kids grown and I live alone
I'm fucking short time girls half my age. No issues to deal with and my time is mine,
But hey that's why I live in Thailand. Here sex is just sex and not some western idea of love.
Fuck the lawyers .gov and the church.
I got off the merry go round.......
Just another destructive site owned by a KIKE.
This one destroys marriages, some destroy privacy (ie google) some collect information (facefuck) some spread zionist propaganda (wikipedia)
When in the hell are the gentiles that worship these kike slimes wake the fuck up???
Only after the FED's money dries up, not a day before!
Have you perchance, visited a Baptist or Evangelical church in the last 20 years?
If you haven't, I'll just tell you that those places are full of what I calll "Israel First-ers".
They believe Israel is special, and that through its destruction they can somehow force Jesus to return.
Insane. All of them.
And if it weren't for the jackboot of the government, we'd have our own crusades going on inside this county, led by the Baptaliban and the EgangelicISIS'. Theocracy is what they want, and unquestioning loyalty to Israel is part of their plan.
Sadly they're not smart enough to see that they're being played. That they're being used as useful idiots, aka goyim, to help destroy their own culture and society.
They're all nucking futz.
Ultimatly one has to ask oneself, why are these Jewish owned organizations so amoral and so bent on spreadign their amorality? And how in the hell could we have the term "judeao-christian' morality?
Those two types of morality seem to me to be diametrically opposed.
Am I the only one who sees it?
So, now we know who was behind the hack ;-)
Divorce lawyers like any lawyer are screwed. They are too stupid to become bankers so they go into this line of business.
Buy Divorce Lawyers!
Sell Pfizer!
A rhetorical question for the divorce lawyer crowd. –
If Mr. Slolerner is registered on Ashley Madison as ‘Sneaky Pete’ and Mrs. Slolerner is registered as ‘Slippery Sue’ do the accounts cancel each other out? Or does the latter registration trump the earliest? …… Or does Sue get an automatic weaker sex exemption?
Inquiring minds want to know.
~ DC
And so are the coming Divorce actions of the newly, ahem, Gay Married couples whose fidelity ranks with dogs in heat.
Good point. The average gay man has over 500 partners.
How does an average hetero male's (not Wilt "The Stilt" Chamberlain) notch count compare to that?
Even if your info is on the site, how many are from hacked or compromised email accounts in the first place? I dont think theres any difference between someone who signed up and had an affair, vs someone who signed up and never did. The male/female ratio was something like 95/5, and one commentator said that most of the replies or emails that men got were bots. Isnt ashley madison just another site for entertainment?
Ive been married for 36 years, never cheated but after that long i realize that if you've found companionship, love and a fantastic relationship, then you're either in denial or living in fantasyland. I think marriage licenses are probably the only state-isssued license or permit that has no sunset provision. I say they should all be converted to renewable by both parties after a term of 5 years. That would truly demonstrate how committed everyone is. Also solves the cost of divorce, if you can wait a couple years. Also the couple would probably treat each other better too.
Knowing what i do now, i may not choose marriage as an option, and i completely inderstand anyone who doesnt. I've learned enough that i can, and would probably prefer just being alone. If you're thinking of marriage, i would say consider the whole cost-benefit thing, and choose wisely. It's never what you expect.
As a contrarian investor I think it's a good time to commit adultery after this 'peak adultery'.
Lots of Ashley madison email addresses (including JP Morgan) at: http://pastebin.com/bM2QHCDx